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"I rarely find Dilbert funny. I think it's overrated.

Penny Arcade, on the other hand, is golden."

"Listen here you computer geek my name is Gerald and i have a son who uses this site. He is called Ethan and he is a carefree spirit and wouldn\\\'t hurt a fly.
Ethan has told me that some user on this site has told him to remove his clothing and pose nude so that he can take pictures and upload them onto this site, this is a disgrace and i am very protective of my little boy.
I cant find the users name as Ethan had already deleted the message.
I will continue to search this site for the culprit and if i find out it was you i will hunt you down and smash every bone in your body with a pair of my Escrima Sticks. Im sick of you fucking punks who hide behind there computer screens and talk shit you are all gutless cowards."

~Gerald, father of Ethan

dilbert isnt funny

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I SAID FUCK OFF ur prolly just one of those ppl who are to bored with them selves and gets a joy out of ppl defending things they luv cause U AND THOSE PPL ARE COLD HAERTED BITCHES WHO NEEDS A SOUL AND LIFE AND THIS IS MY LAST COmment cause im tired of ur bullshit and ull prolly comment bak to be immature and say something so SHADDAP get a life FUCK YOU

"My Bloody Valentine? Uh they're called Bullet for My Valentine man, you're thinking of the film."

"if you dont write a scentence correctly, you blatantly show yourself as ignorant."
-dante224

Now [if evolution was true shouldn't the carp be closest to the turtle, since the turtle is an amphibian? But it isn't, in fact, it is barely similar at all to the turtle.

Quote from: lenkabisca"My Bloody Valentine? Uh they're called Bullet for My Valentine man, you're thinking of the film."

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I showed my mom this drawing and she called it "gross" and "bad"

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you know, if a new,unknown artist makes the next Ode To joy based off a FF song I freaking called it!
It should be included in a class,thats why I'm making my Anime Club listen to some tracks from FF as a project.


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final fantasy should be teached in schools as the art it is, it deserves that status... is as the same level than the classics like Shakespeare (this comes from a Shakespeare reader)

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final fantasy should be teached in schools as the art it is, it deserves that status... is as the same level than the classics like Shakespeare (this comes from a Shakespeare reader)

Someday, I'd absolutely love to meet this brilliant young man in person.































And punch him in the fucking face.

you suck at spanish

anyway the point isnt what the ACTUAL translation is its what happens when you translate this specific phrase

the actual translation is "say bison"

Quote from: Fuzz

Quote from: MrScriblam

Quote from: FuzzBout fuckin time...  

fuzz do you ever have anything worth saying ever

Yes

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I have a dear Mormon friend and I pray he comes to understand he's believing in a lie. But Mormonism is so ingrained--it's a culture, a way of life--it's hard to get away from.

FUCK YOU!!! YOU FUCKING BOY LOVER!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING MUT RACE. THANK THE NATIVE AMERICANS FOR MAKING YOU RACE BITCH!  

ALL YOU FUCKING SPICKS! & NIGGERS!, ARE DOING JUST WHAT WE KNEW YOU WOULD DO " KILL EACH OTHER! " YOU DUMB ASS SPICK NATION GOT ALL THE SOUTHSIDE BEANERS ON THE STREETS ON A KILL NIGGERS CAMPAIGN & TAKE OUT THE NORTHERN SPICKS AS WELL!!  

THE BLACKS DECIDED TO BE ON A KILL EVER SOUTHSIDER SPICK KILLING CAMPAIGN! & DECIDED TO CONTINUE WITH THEIR BLOOD & CRIP SETS! AT THE SAME TIME STILL KILLING EACH OTHER!!  

YOU SPICKS HATE THE BLACKS & THE NORTHERN BEANERS!! THE NIGGERS HATE THE SOUTHSIDER SPICKS & EACH OTHER!! WE GOT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TRAINED GOOD!! HAHAHAHAHA!!  

THE HATE BETWEEN YOU TWO MOTHER FUCKERS IS SO DEEP!! THAT WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS " THE ALMIGHTY KKK WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!  

NOW, IF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS WERE SMART! MEANING YOU PORCH MONKEYS & SPICK ASS BEANER. YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.  

BUT THEM DUMB ASS SPICKS IN THE PEN GOT ALL YOU SPICKS ON THE STREETS DOING MISSION YOU WERE NEVER WORRIED ABOUT. LIKE GOING INTO AN ALL OUT WAR WITH THE BLACKS. HAHAHAHA  

SO IN ALL REALITY YOU NEED TO THANK THE WHITE MAN FOR SHOWING YOUR LOW RATE NIGGER & SPICKS THAT WE KNEW YOUR RACE IS NOT SHIT & WILL NEVER BE SHIT. YOU WOULD THINK BEING OF COLOR YOU WOULD WANT TO HAVE SOME TYPE OF UNITY. BUT NOPE, JUST LIKE THE DUMB ASS ANIMALS YOU ARE!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DON'T THINK.  

SO HURRY UP & KILL EACH OTHER & DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!  

WHITE POWER!! WHITE POWER!! WHITE POWER!! WHITE POWER!!! WHTIE POWER!!! WHTE POWER!!!  

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Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoyou suck at spanish

anyway the point isnt what the ACTUAL translation is its what happens when you translate this specific phrase

the actual translation is "say bison"

man that guy is a fuckin moron

here\\\'s one

"after happiness, what else is there in life? nothing"

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So where are all these evolutionary failures that did not survive because one of the millions of variables didn't work? Where are the freaks without arms or feet or ribs or knees or spines???? Where are all the animals that had eyes on the back of their heads or webbed feet in the desert? ARe you telling me a Gorillas simply could not survive with webbed feet? Where are the millions of kooks in nature that should be there in the fossil record??? Why don't we see randomly mutating humans today with purple and pink striped skin or 4 arms? Wouldn't 4 arms be a survival advantage? Well -- of course they would -- so where are they? Why do all humans have the same basic characteristics? With the goofy way that mutations happen, I would soon expect an arm to grow out of the top of somebody's head by accident.

i like this thread because jseed can't kick me for posting this :-------)

I have a lovely sampling of quotes from a girl at my high school who could have quite easily have been the biggest bimbo i have every met.

"What do you mean? There isn't."  (when instructor asked the class what the point of reading was)

"Why would I want to read something that isn't like, about my life or stuff like that?"

"Just because you have have all these so called "facts" and "colcusions" (conclusions???) from scientists and stuff, you know it still doesn't prove they really know what they're talking about.  If I was a scientist I could say whatever I wanted too!"

"This book is boring.  It needs more pictures."  (referring to a friend's calculus textbook)

Quote from: 99"This book is boring.  It needs more pictures."  (referring to a friend's calculus textbook)

books ARE boring without pictures

Quote from: J_Seed

Quote from: 99"This book is boring.  It needs more pictures."  (referring to a friend's calculus textbook)

books ARE boring without pictures

not if they are good books

"Everything that can be invented, has been invented."
             -Charles H. Duell, U.S. commissioner of patents, 1899

said before:
a: the computer
b: the internet
c: the airplane
d: the tv
e: the robot
f: the nuclear bomb
g: the automobile (manufactured)

They start w/ Pokemon, and then get into this. In my opinion Pokemon is pretty harmless. Almost all the characters are just kind of cute. The only problem I have w/ Pokemon is the characters evolve into other characters. We've had discussions about how things DON'T evolve, but I do let him play w/ that. I know some would not agree w/ letting him, but I've looked at it all and I don't really have a problem w/ it. He has to be able to do some things.

yeah people are stupid the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8eHjTEcwA

"michelle...hey michelle... ummm do like, potato chips count as a vegetable???' (girl in my nutrition class)

and now from the ditziest girl I know, my mother Babs Hearne

mom: did you feed the dogs
me: yes
mom: did you see the dog food on the porch
me: ...what do you think I fed them with?

"do you have to rewind these things?" (talking about dvds)

"i cant get this damn tv to work"
'is it plugged in?'
"oh"

and I don't have time to list them all but basically all the times she has ever asked me a question that she KNEW I didn't know the answer to such as 'well why did so and so do this' I DONT KNOW BECAUSE I AM NOT SO AND SO

also- everything tom cruise says.

"i dont find your stuff TWISTED or CRAZY or PARANOIC in any way, I'm sorry I just can't follow the "Emily Youcis is so cool and crazy" hype, same happened with David Firth long ago , I think he has problems with drugs tho, but still even if you got any mental disorder or something like that, I'd better watch real rapes and decapitations by the mexican Cartel de Juarez people"

- Zwickel on Emily Youcis

"Postmodern is another term for science fiction, why would you find the meaning confusing"

-Friend way back in high school

"It must be hard for Jhonen to draw every single drawing in Invader Zim"

- Friend in high school again. Apparently if someone's an 'animator' they do the entire show by themselves

"Nickelback are one of the most important rock bands of today I think"

-Flatmate from 2007

convo between me and my friend diego from highschool

diego: I went to this really nice library in New York, and it had these huge arched ceilings with these awesome paintings on them

me: I've always wanted to go to the sistine chapel and see the huge painted ceilings with the Creation of Adam and The Last Judgment and everything

diego: Is that in NY too?

making love to you would be like sticking my dick inside a bear trap...., im not saying its gross, im just saying that your vagina has sharp teeth, and im afraid if i hit your G-spot, it will close up on my dick.... like a venus fly-trap... its a penis teeth-snatch.... - Dumbass horny kid that graduated with me

heres a truth for you

Quote from: Zekeyheres a truth for you

nah, it was to some girl he met in college that didn't like him or something. i thought gay shit like this ended with high school.  

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, Now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
"Wow, there are just some poorly chosen words in that sentence."

                                               -Tobias Funke and Michael Bluth exchanging words from Arrested Development

Yes let's all now quote funny things from our favorite tv shows where actors play their characters and act stupid.

"Yes let's all now quote funny things from our favorite tv shows where actors play their characters and act stupid."
-Rob Halford, inside the "stupid people quotes" thread.

derp derp.

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7Oh, how could have I forgotten the internet? The place where You can
act like a plain dickcheese, and walk away happily in your best
Frolicking shoes. That's pretty much how it works, huh.

I'm not going away, so you guys can be douches, and I'll be here
anticipating the moment where you realized you could have been
a better man, when you're looking down two barrels of a shotgun.

You guys dropped these on the way out-        

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...c=6890&st=0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=6890&st=0)
lmfao CRAZY BUS


good times

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7"Yes let's all now quote funny things from our favorite tv shows where actors play their characters and act stupid."
-Rob Halford, inside the "stupid people quotes" thread.

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Stupid people [size=]qoutes[/size] number 2

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hurr [size=]DERP[/size] derp a [size=]HURRR[/size]

what crap, an over analization i hate that every short story i read that sucks has to be interpreted by someone like you as dealing with capitalism in society wake up, everyone realises its around and in none of these storys does it change the point of the story, cause guess what we dont live in a non capital society to write about something different.

--shane from connecticut, on literary criticism

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Quote from: BluPhoeniX7Oh, how could have I forgotten the internet? The place where You can
act like a plain dickcheese, and walk away happily in your best
Frolicking shoes. That's pretty much how it works, huh.

I'm not going away, so you guys can be douches, and I'll be here
anticipating the moment where you realized you could have been
a better man, when you're looking down two barrels of a shotgun.

You guys dropped these on the way out-        

lmo i was waiting for someone to post this

Quote from: dillybarmaking love to you would be like sticking my dick inside a bear trap...., im not saying its gross, im just saying that your vagina has sharp teeth, and im afraid if i hit your G-spot, it will close up on my dick.... like a venus fly-trap... its a penis teeth-snatch.... - Dumbass horny kid that graduated with me

i'd put my dic in ur venus fly trap

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Quote from: dillybarmaking love to you would be like sticking my dick inside a bear trap...., im not saying its gross, im just saying that your vagina has sharp teeth, and im afraid if i hit your G-spot, it will close up on my dick.... like a venus fly-trap... its a penis teeth-snatch.... - Dumbass horny kid that graduated with me

i'd put my dic in ur venus fly trap

I once stuck my dick inside a bear trap and I broke the trap  

^ *stuck

thanks bud! ill just editit

Are you a cool kid who wants to impress your friends and family with your mad skillz? Check out the Kid\\\'s Corner for lots of fun, easy to understand lessons on programming! (http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/beginner/bb308754.aspx)

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also:

NSHSS has just learned of an exciting opportunity for our members to attend the 2009 World Diversity Leadership Summit (WDLS) to be held at the International Monetary Fund Headquarters in Washington, D.C. on September 16-17. The Summit organizers wish to invite NSHSS students to meet representatives from top corporations and government organizations who are gathering to discuss effective global diversity management and who are eager to meet bright, young scholars. The World Diversity Leadership Summit is the world\\\'s leading conference focused on US and global diversity issues, and over 400 diversity executives attended last year.

and from my college:

Diversity Day is an annual event hosted by the entire Simon\\\'s Rock community. Volunteers (students, faculty, staff) host small discussion based workshops focused on a wide variety of topics geared to broadening our notions of diversity. Classes are canceled on Diversity (this years is November 11th) and students are required to attend a minimum of 2 teach-in workshops. Diversity Day is a small part of the Diversity Week which features guest speakers and the like. Diversity Day is a community effort and Race Task Force is relying on you to not only attend workshops but also organize and lead workshops.

and yes my college has a club called "Race Task Force". fuck liberals.

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Quote from: Billy

Quote from: dillybarmaking love to you would be like sticking my dick inside a bear trap...., im not saying its gross, im just saying that your vagina has sharp teeth, and im afraid if i hit your G-spot, it will close up on my dick.... like a venus fly-trap... its a penis teeth-snatch.... - Dumbass horny kid that graduated with me

i\\\'d put my dic in ur venus fly trap

yea u want it

"i have an important question regarding the gossip. no don't worry. i have solved my own question via ingenuity. i was looking for a song and didn't know what it was called. it was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_JFsg7Cv0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_JFsg7Cv0). you can all stop worrying now, thanks for helping. (bunch of fucks)" -GFC