Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie, AAAGAGAG
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued"
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King
while he was still a prince!!!!!!
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Yo momma so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch.
Yo momma so fat, she finds walking for long periods of time difficult.
where the fuck is my dinner
yo mommas so fat even naruto cant believe it
yo mommas so invisible i cant see her
yo mommas so stupid she fucked your father and had YOU
Quote from: nonzopyo mommas so fat even naruto cant believe it
yo mommas so invisible i cant see her
yo mommas so stupid she fucked your father and had YOU
BELEIVE IT
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