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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: emanhattan on September 10, 2009 05:25 AM
What do flies wear on their feet?

















Shoos

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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: retrosmash on September 10, 2009 05:59 AM
even worse:

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to a guy and says, "You wannah be a fahhma?!"

The guy nodded and said, "Yeah."

So Arnold responded, "Then here's two ACHErs!" and kicked the guy in the nuts.

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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Philip K Dick on September 10, 2009 06:01 AM
Quote from: retrosmasheven worse:

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to a guy and says, "You wannah be a fahhma?!"

The guy nodded and said, "Yeah."

So Arnold responded, "Then here's two ACHErs!" and kicked the guy in the nuts.

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i dont get it
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: retrosmash on September 10, 2009 06:11 AM
Quote from: The Sorting Hat
Quote from: retrosmasheven worse:

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to a guy and says, "You wannah be a fahhma?!"

The guy nodded and said, "Yeah."

So Arnold responded, "Then here's two ACHErs!" and kicked the guy in the nuts.

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i dont get it
It Cose yor very damb Bastard bastard bastard bastard....
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: rtil on September 10, 2009 08:26 AM
well it's certainly a horrible pun but i've seen much worse things on the internet
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: JimmyBiskit on September 10, 2009 08:32 AM
it's you


you are the worst joke...
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on September 10, 2009 01:08 PM
what did the farmer say
when someone stole his tractor?




























































































































































wheres my tractor
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Greenkitten on September 10, 2009 05:31 PM
where does a cow go to have fun?







to the mooooovies  
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Casey Pixmintro on September 10, 2009 05:35 PM
Quote from: Magyarwhere does a cow go to have fun?







to the mooooovies  
Was that a Dane Cook joke? Har har har
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Alta Don on September 10, 2009 06:00 PM
What does a pig write with?
















A pigpen
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: retrosmash on September 10, 2009 06:26 PM
What happened to the little astronaut boy when he got in trouble?

He was grounded!

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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: psi43 on September 10, 2009 07:47 PM
lmfao that actually made me laugh retro

fuck
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: retrosmash on September 10, 2009 07:50 PM
Quote from: psi43lmfao that actually made me laugh retro

fuck
the astronaut one, or the arnold schwarzenegger one?
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: DrRumack on September 10, 2009 09:26 PM
what did the duck say to the incompetant doctor?









fuck you shithead
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: retrosmash on September 10, 2009 10:27 PM
What did the pickle say to the muffin?











"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: R. Wappin on September 10, 2009 10:50 PM
What's red and smells like blue paint?






Red paint.
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: psi43 on September 11, 2009 04:55 PM
Quote from: retrosmash
Quote from: psi43lmfao that actually made me laugh retro

fuck
the astronaut one, or the arnold schwarzenegger one?

astronaut
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: LordZeebmork on September 11, 2009 07:18 PM
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza??
































































an astronaut
Title: Really bad jokes
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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: trent bortknob on September 12, 2009 02:45 AM
what do u call cheesse thats not yNACHO CHEESE XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Title: Really bad jokes
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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: trent bortknob on September 12, 2009 02:47 AM
WHAT THE YOU CALL A COWS ON THE FLOOR BGROUNDING THE BEEFINGTON

hitler walked in2 a bar...........................lol

why did the hiteler corss the road by cormac mccarthy
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: funzop on September 12, 2009 02:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjC7TlZCF7Y
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: trent bortknob on September 12, 2009 02:48 AM
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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: LordZeebmork on September 12, 2009 06:12 AM

A year ago, a cat stumbled in our home, named Mao Yu, and we love him really much. I guess you can say we have FIVE family members now hahahahahahahaheheeehhheheej
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Happy on September 13, 2009 03:05 PM
Bad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: lenko on September 13, 2009 05:12 PM
Quote from: HappyBad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

family guy itself is a bad joke
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Casey Pixmintro on September 13, 2009 05:22 PM
Quote from: lenkabisca
Quote from: HappyBad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

family guy itself is a bad joke
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Ashington on September 13, 2009 05:27 PM
What do you call a anorexic girl with a yeast infection?










































































































































































































































































A quarter pounder with cheese.
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Techno on September 13, 2009 05:29 PM
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?


















































3.
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: trent bortknob on September 13, 2009 09:38 PM
Quote from: HappyBad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
my step brother loves that song because he's a die hard fan of the orioles
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: ansel on September 13, 2009 10:08 PM
how many dead babies does it take to turn every stomach pain into sick guilt


































































































Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Daveb0t on September 13, 2009 10:14 PM
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Title: Really bad jokes
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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: retrosmash on September 14, 2009 12:27 AM
How do lions like movie stars?






























Medium rare.
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: psi43 on September 14, 2009 08:08 PM
what does a jewish pedophile say to a little kid?












hey kid, want to buy some candy?
Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Daveb0t on September 14, 2009 08:39 PM
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Title: Really bad jokes
Post by: Elite_Insane on September 15, 2009 08:44 PM
YOU BITCH
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