It was about me and some friends and we ended up racing through the state to some WWE shop on Razor scooters. I ended up shooting the razor scooters engines (I dont know WHY they had angines since they were razor scooters and we had to propel ourselves with our feet) in order to beat a couple of my friends. They were in suprisingly good spirits about this and were just like "Boy you really got me that time Seth!" So I end up at this WWE store and I have no fuckin clue why the fuck were there. A coupple of my friends start fighting each other in which I end up stoppin them by fighting them myself. I end up kickin their asses doin like crazy wrestling moves n shit on them. We went back to an apartment and this girl dropped off somethin I needed. This girl was someone I was foolin around with in the dream I guess and I remember she had a gigantic softball clity clit. Usually I cant remember my dreams but when Im drunk I seem to be able to pretty well!
And I guess I got on ventrilo last night too while really drunk and my friends recorded me. Boy that suk!
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoFor the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
i once had a dream where a small human eating bucket was trying to eat me
Quote from: CoolDrMoney"Boy you really got me that time Seth!"
I imagined this and it was hilarous
I had a dream that I posted this thread (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.chw.net%2Fforo%2Fcustomavatars%2Favatar8296_1.gif&hash=b40a4ff83fb77e161e2623e5e56556da159cbb93)
why do black people only have nightmares?
because the last nigger who had a dream got shot!!
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post the ventrilo recording
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyUsually I cant remember my dreams but when Im drunk I seem to be able to pretty well!
same here!
wonder why my memory is boosted like this when the drinks are high
why is it that whenever someone posts a dream they had everybody else posts a dream that hey had in that topic as if anybody cares about THEIR dream when it's irrelevant i mean come on guys show some self control we're talking about cdm here
i tho0ught the dream was dfunny man maybe if you U Look Into it you will find a message about Uryour life!
Quote from: chickenQuote from: dvvebbbsiuoFor the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
Quote from: j_seedQuote from: chickenQuote from: dvvebbbsiuoFor the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
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For the past five years the Japanese animation centering on the characters called 'Pokemon' have swept the cartoon world. In Japanese the word Pokemon literally means 'pocket monsters'. These little monsters run wild in the countryside until a Pokemon trainer 'captures' and then trains them to battle each other for prizes and glory. It didn't take long for these children's cartoon characters to find their way into hentai drawings as Pokemon dickgirl hentai, they were perfect for the hentai style of drawing. Because they are supposed to be mystical in nature, they can 'evolve' into different forms from their original shapes. In Pokemon based hentai, the new shape is often that of a dickgirl. There are also the human characters that are part of the Pokemon story that are also drawn as dickgirls.
The original Pokemon story revolved around the main character of Ash, a young Pokemon trainer who was collecting and training wild Pokemon. He travels with two companions, one male (usually Brock) and one female (often Misty) that usually end up fighting the bumbling duo of Jessie and James known as 'Team Rocket'. In Pokemon dickgirl hentai, Jessie is usually portrayed as a vivacious dickgirl who is either seducing Ash or Misty. She is usually shown as a futanrai dickgirl, that is to say she has both a male penis and a female vagina, and her dick is complete with a full set of testicles (after all she is the only one on the show with real balls!) Often Jessie waylays Ash and instead of trying to get Pikachu (Ash's favorite Pokemon) she seduces him into having sex with her, and then surprises him with her dickgirl status leading to both standard sex and Ash having his anus penetrated. Sometimes she comes across Misty and the same thing happens.
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