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Title: if you could go back in time
Post by: rtil on August 12, 2009 12:05 AM

for a week, anywhere, anyplace, anytime, with no repercussions and 100% chance of getting back just fine, where would you go and what would you do?

i think i would go to the mid 20's in the bronx and party

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Post by: funzop on August 12, 2009 12:54 AM

id go back to the time when i was 6 and this girl let me see her vagina and i let her see my penis under the jungle gym and a 5th grader saw us
i would punch him him in the face and ask for her number

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Post by: anigen on August 12, 2009 01:07 AM

i'd go to the future where they discover how to create dimensions

and then i will create my own dimension where i am eternally young and there are no men only beautiful women and i will master everything i want to master and become an amazing artist, fighter, musician etc and i will also invent enzyte only it will actually work and not be bullshit so by when im ready to come back to my time i'll pretty much be the coolest guy on the planet

and then i'll use whatever time i have left with a time machine to kick everyone who i've ever disliked in the balls, without repercussions

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Post by: billy on August 12, 2009 01:09 AM

i would make sure rtil was never born

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Post by: rtil on August 12, 2009 01:57 AM

Quote from: anigeni'd go to the future

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Post by: emanhattan on August 12, 2009 01:58 AM

I would go back to the time when I was like 12 and would punch me in the face for buying yu gi oh trading cards.

or probably I would just give my younger self my current deck cuz I got a lot of rare cards and didnt get rid of them before the fad was gone

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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on August 12, 2009 01:59 AM

I would make sure Tywo was never 'born'.

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Post by: anigen on August 12, 2009 02:00 AM

Quote from: emanI would go back to the time when I was like 12 and would punch me in the face for buying yu gi oh trading cards.

or probably I would just give my younger self my current deck cuz I got a lot of rare cards and didnt get rid of them before the fad was gone

you could always give them to me

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Post by: retrosmash on August 12, 2009 02:08 AM

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: anigeni'd go to the future

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^ i actually kinda laughed at this!

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Post by: anigen on August 12, 2009 02:13 AM

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ok fine if you wanna get complicated i'll go back in time when the universe was invented and i will ask god to make me a time machine and THEN i'll go into the future happy????

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Post by: rtil on August 12, 2009 02:18 AM

Quote from: anigen
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what if you go back there and god doesn't exist and you have to spend a week sitting around in the void

like what squidward went through except much longer

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Post by: Ghost Of A Bullet on August 12, 2009 02:25 AM

I would go back to when the singer from Three Days Grace was still in his mother's womb, and kick her several times in the stomach to guarantee a miscarriage

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Post by: anigen on August 12, 2009 02:26 AM

Quote from: rtilwhat if you go back there and god doesn't exist and you have to spend a week sitting around in the void

like what squidward went through except much longer

then i would eat the void itself and become god

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Post by: redmongoose on August 12, 2009 02:56 AM

Quote from: rtili think i would go to the mid 20's in the bronx and party

^either this or I would go back to the 50s and ride around with Elvis, Johnny Cash, and Jerry Lee Lewis during that tour they did with Sun records and get fuckn wasted

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Post by: trent bortknob on August 12, 2009 03:40 AM

Quote from: squfarthen you would cease to exist

i laughed at this for some reason

also, 100% i'd go to sometime inbetween 1977-1979 so i could get a lot of disco clothing (though i wouldn't step a foot into a disco)

actually what would be really bad ass imo would be to like buy a bunch of disco shit but wear a bunch of clothes from this time period, then i'd seem really cool and unique and shit

then wear the disco shit when i got back to the present

i'd probably also see some old prog band while i was in the time period like king crimson or something

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Post by: texas on August 12, 2009 03:47 AM

can we also travel to parallel universes or is it just through time this is important

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Post by: jebxz on August 12, 2009 04:00 AM

i would go visit the singularity just before the big bang.

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Post by: Flash on August 12, 2009 04:21 AM

Quote from: taylori'd probably also see some old prog band while i was in the time period like king crimson or something

they did three gigs last year in chicago so there's always hope they'll still perform
but i would totally see like yes before it started suckin

plus I'd probably launch the idea for some thngs i don't like and make them fail miserably

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Post by: Daveb0t on August 12, 2009 04:26 AM

Quote from: nonzopid go back to the time when i was 6 and this girl let me see her vagina and i let her see my penis under the jungle gym and a 5th grader saw us
i would punch him him in the face and ask for her number

lmao

I would relive this week and have gay, anal sex with myself

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Post by: CoolDrMoney on August 12, 2009 04:35 AM

I would do something very funny!

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Post by: ansel on August 12, 2009 06:00 AM

probably take the angsty faggot route and change some stupid shit in like 8thgrade

serious post coming as soon as i ca nthink of something not gay

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Post by: shura on August 12, 2009 06:36 AM

i think i would go to ancient mesopotamia, bring my cd's and portable stereo and teach the people how to jive

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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 12, 2009 06:56 AM

wild west

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Post by: Gmagnum on August 12, 2009 07:49 AM

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Post by: Hammi on August 12, 2009 08:20 AM

i would go back to year 800 and supply the arabs with high tech arsenal

[spoiler]jk

i would go back to tupacs era AND WARN HIM ABOUT THE LAS VEGAS SHOOTING

we would then all have a one big gangsta party at pacs home and celebrate his life being intact for the many years to come [/spoiler]

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Post by: Dagolith on August 12, 2009 08:48 AM

i'd become a father to you all... you know what i'm talking about

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Post by: psi43 on August 12, 2009 10:44 AM

i would figure out how to make a website like youtube, then go back in time, create the website and tell my younger self that he needs to sell it to google some day for xxxmillion $$$ and then

ill be rich in the present

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Post by: lenko on August 12, 2009 11:13 AM

WW2, with SNES in hand

Have the entire thing solved via a Street Fighter match

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Post by: BloodyCheery on August 12, 2009 04:10 PM

I would go back in time and beat the shit outta my 12 year old self till the younger me DIED.

Or go back to catch The Beatles in concert. Whatever works.

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Post by: trent bortknob on August 12, 2009 04:23 PM

i would go back in time and kill moot

i was going to say kill christopher poole but i dont believe that is his real name

ok i wouldnt kill him because that would be very silly

i would just destroy his computer or something

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Post by: Daveb0t on August 12, 2009 06:22 PM

go back to 2 days ago and tell myslef not to eat all that cheese dip shit which is givin me gas&diarrhea
also yesterday when I ate it

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Post by: emanhattan on August 12, 2009 07:01 PM

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Post by: anigen on August 12, 2009 10:08 PM

actually i think i'd just go back to the foundations of shaolin kung fu and learn the essentials of the art

that'd be something really useful

either that or i'd go back to the times when there were pirates and i would become one of them

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Post by: DrRumack on August 12, 2009 11:06 PM

id go to the week before october 24 1929 aka the day the stock market went to shit and buy a lot of stocks and then sell them the day before the crash and live the rest of my life carefree

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Post by: RichChap on August 13, 2009 02:04 AM

I'd go to 1776 and sign the declaration of independence

or go to the mid 20's in the bronx and party

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Post by: rtil on August 13, 2009 07:45 AM

Quote from: callahancan we also travel to parallel universes or is it just through time this is important

well you'd have to know where you were going otherwise i'm not sure how it'd work

figure that one out

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Post by: Daveb0t on August 13, 2009 12:34 PM

Quote from: MrScriblamid go to the week before october 24 1929 aka the day the stock market went to shit and buy a lot of stocks and then sell them the day before the crash and live the rest of my life carefree

livin fat off dese few thousand buckaroonies

also people knew the crash was coming before it hit in full, and even some of the rich pouring their own money into the market couldn't prevent it

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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 14, 2009 09:09 PM

you people are all fags for not going to see the most amazing shit that ever occured on our planet

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Post by: redmongoose on August 14, 2009 10:46 PM

I dont want to get killed by prehistory man sorry

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Post by: zNelson24 on August 16, 2009 05:01 AM

The 80s, dont know where I would go though.

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Post by: Fuzz on August 16, 2009 07:09 AM

Quote from: zNelson24The 80s, dont know where I would go though.

Too much coke in the 80's. I'd go to the 1950's and parade around with Soviet flags.

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Post by: jebxz on August 16, 2009 08:07 AM

i would go back to comic con and pee on everyone there

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Post by: peter on August 16, 2009 03:38 PM

I'd go back in time to yesterday, meaning that I'd experience the next few days of my life.

Then I'd come back and would know what was going to happen this week!!!

nah that would be lame

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Post by: texas on August 16, 2009 04:53 PM

also i want to see future animals when squids are the dominant species on land but i guess i cant travel to the future

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Post by: trent bortknob on August 17, 2009 12:49 AM

Quote from: callahanid want to go on some underwater submarine tour thing of the prehistoric ocean that would be hardcore
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wow a prehistoric underwater carrot fish thing that's fuckin AMAZING

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Post by: Necronomitr0n on August 17, 2009 02:07 AM

the isle of wight festival in 1970
so i could see this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tke1RvPTDY

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Post by: mishkamash on August 17, 2009 03:36 AM

i would go back 10 seconds and tell myself to got to bed faggot and see if i'll got to sleep if not then im a faggot!

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Post by: billy on August 17, 2009 08:45 AM

i'd go back to April 14, 1865 at Ford's Theatre and suck Abraham Lincoln's dick as he gets shot

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Post by: rtil on August 17, 2009 08:48 AM

funny

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Post by: billy on August 18, 2009 09:23 PM

Quote from: rtilfunny

wow you're an asshole rtil!

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Post by: rtil on August 18, 2009 09:41 PM

cool

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Post by: shura on August 18, 2009 09:45 PM

actually i think i would go back to the 60's and go to woodstock. even though it would be full of dirty hippies, i can't imagine it not being fun

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Post by: trent bortknob on August 20, 2009 12:35 AM

i'd go back to octo ber 2nd and see that bunny from donni darkir xD

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Post by: Dailyman on August 20, 2009 01:36 AM

I would go back in time and prevent myself from posting this, creating a time paradox that would destroy the world and take all you flaming faggots with me.

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Post by: Fuzz on August 20, 2009 06:35 AM

Quote from: DailymanI would go back in time and prevent myself from posting this, creating a time paradox that would destroy the world and take all you flaming faggots with me.

Pretty sure time paradoxes just work themselves out.

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Post by: Greenkitten on August 20, 2009 07:20 AM

I'd go back in time and kill Franz Ferdinand.

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Post by: Fuzz on August 20, 2009 08:51 AM

Quote from: MagyarI'd go back in time and kill Franz Ferdinand.

Why?!

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Post by: texas on August 20, 2009 04:16 PM

but if he was dead then he wouldnt be able to make music for us to enjoy

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Post by: zNelson24 on August 20, 2009 08:31 PM

2nd thought.

I would travel back to last May, and convince my parents to stay at my old place for one more year (school this year is completely stressful and alien to me).

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Post by: lenko on August 21, 2009 12:04 AM

(>'-')>

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Post by: f0d on August 21, 2009 12:58 AM

im pretty fuckin glad to be living around the turn of the millenium, thats as good a time as you could hope for. i'd love to see what the late 60s were really like though

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Post by: ansel on August 21, 2009 01:59 AM

Quote from: f0dim pretty fuckin glad to be living around the turn of the millenium, thats as good a time as you could hope for. i'd love to see what the late 60s were really like though

yeah this is actually a pretty nifty time to be alive, IMO

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Post by: Fuzz on August 21, 2009 02:21 AM

Quote from: ansel
Quote from: f0dim pretty fuckin glad to be living around the turn of the millenium, thats as good a time as you could hope for. i'd love to see what the late 60s were really like though

yeah this is actually a pretty nifty time to be alive, IMO

I think it'd be cooler to be alive in the future when we start with space travel. It'll be like another 1700-1800 with pirates and such!

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Post by: Crabarms on August 21, 2009 02:27 AM

Go back in time when starwars came out and show episode 1, 2, and 3.

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Post by: ansel on August 21, 2009 03:11 AM

Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: f0dim pretty fuckin glad to be living around the turn of the millenium, thats as good a time as you could hope for. i'd love to see what the late 60s were really like though

yeah this is actually a pretty nifty time to be alive, IMO
I think it'd be cooler to be alive in the future when we start with space travel. It'll be like another 1700-1800 with pirates and such!

you are gay this will never happen
space travel will be raped by the government

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Post by: rtil on August 21, 2009 03:12 AM

why would it be cool to live in the late 60's

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Post by: DrRumack on August 21, 2009 08:25 AM

Quote from: ThebigraguGo back in time when starwars came out and show episode 1, 2, and 3.

you monster

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Post by: Fuzz on August 21, 2009 08:33 AM

Quote from: squfar
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: f0dim pretty fuckin glad to be living around the turn of the millenium, thats as good a time as you could hope for. i'd love to see what the late 60s were really like though

yeah this is actually a pretty nifty time to be alive, IMO
I think it'd be cooler to be alive in the future when we start with space travel. It'll be like another 1700-1800 with pirates and such!

you are gay this will never happen
space travel will be raped by the government
IF ANYTHING there wouldn't be any COOL EVE online/Cowboy Bebop "space piracy" horseShit until thousands of years after space travel is made commonly available, and the man-controlled universe has descended into complete anarchy hel yea

You guys take all the romance out of it...

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Post by: redmongoose on August 21, 2009 12:27 PM

cowboy bebop is real I was there man I saw it

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Post by: lenko on August 21, 2009 12:34 PM

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEcowboy bebop is real I was there man I saw it

ye he has a cool room

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Post by: redmongoose on August 21, 2009 12:35 PM

I'm getting an apartment with cowboy bebop

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Post by: CoolDrMoney on August 22, 2009 12:42 AM

The life were all livin now is the result of multiple interferences with the past until it was finally banned in the future

Thats why TBA is gay

Sorry I am such a rude boy

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Post by: emanhattan on August 22, 2009 12:46 AM

I started watching cowboy bebop on youtube over the past week and Im likin it a lot

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Post by: lenko on August 22, 2009 02:00 AM

eman its the best anime ever and faye valentine brings the pain

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Post by: ansel on August 22, 2009 04:32 AM

IMO time is a linear path and by definition any time paradoxes that could be created already exist

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Post by: texas on August 22, 2009 04:35 AM

time doesnt exist

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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 22, 2009 08:37 AM

Quote from: lenkabiscaye he has a cool room

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as old and reposted as this image is, it will makes me angry

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Post by: Daveb0t on August 22, 2009 01:58 PM

Cowboy Bebop at his Computer

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Post by: Dagolith on August 22, 2009 05:49 PM

thats a girl

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Post by: Fuzz on August 23, 2009 06:38 AM

wtf is it from?

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Post by: emanhattan on August 23, 2009 06:50 AM

cowboy bebop trivia

is edward a girl or a boy (I know the answer k)

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Post by: DrRumack on August 23, 2009 06:51 AM

both

actually ive never seen more than 5 minutes of cowboy bebop but fffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Post by: Fuzz on August 23, 2009 09:20 AM

ED IS GIRL

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Post by: billy on August 23, 2009 09:44 AM

tranny

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Post by: Wasim on August 23, 2009 10:25 AM

9 september 2001

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Post by: Greenkitten on August 25, 2009 11:44 AM

Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: MagyarI'd go back in time and kill Franz Ferdinand.

Why?!

Beat those Serbian bastards to it!

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