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i ate a bowl of nails this morning











































without any milk

<Slack> im so tuff i werk for the parks and recreation
<Ixintro> you're a gardener, twat
<Slack> No, not at all
<Ixintro> oh you aren't?
<Ixintro> sorry
<Ixintro> but you're still a twat
<Ixintro>  
<J_Seed> oh man
<J_Seed> ixntro you can go into the salty spitoon

Aw yeah, I'm tough heyaaah!

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You: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?
Stranger: How tough am I?
Stranger: I'm so tough, I break tables with my dick.
You: Alright you can go in
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: My friend is stuck at Weenie Hut Jrs.
Stranger: What do I do..
You: How tough is he?
Stranger: He kisses men.
Stranger: With NO regret.
You: sounds like you need to beat the gay out of him
Stranger: Oh no, he's not gay.
Stranger: That's the catch.
You: then beat the pussy out of him
Stranger: I shall.
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[size=]I AIN'T CALLIN YA FER DINNER[/size]

I never use socks and everyday before I sleep I sniff both my feet with a straight face

saw that episode this morning heyyyyy

I use babies as the brake pads for my Murdermobile.

a round of cow pattie flapjacks plz

imagine stephen colbert saying fuck you softly and slowly its a nice image

Im dirty

mean

Im mighty unclean

Im a wanted man

public enemy number one

understand?.....

so lock up your daughter

lock up your wife

lock up your back door

oh run for your life

the man is BACK IN TOWN

so dont u mess me around

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you got a bottle of ketchup?

I have some ez squirt
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i cry at the end of the notebook.... wait what are you guys talking about?

Quote from: j_seedI have some ez squirt
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damn i haven't seen that shit in forever

probably because it was gross

it didnt taste any different from regular ketchup

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEit didnt taste any different from regular ketchup

yeah but there's something kinda gross about eating food with green goop on it

its not any more gross than eating the cheese that gets died orange for aesthetic purposes like we all do pretty frequently

Quote from: Sashura

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEit didnt taste any different from regular ketchup

yeah but there's something kinda gross about eating food with green goop on it

when i first bought it i thought it was a peanutbutter and jelly mix and i put it on some bread

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEits not any more gross than eating the cheese that gets died orange for aesthetic purposes like we all do pretty frequently

i never eat american cheese

shit is gross!

most cheese is died orange including cheddar!

and american cheese tastes great when you cant afford real food!

i don't buy pre-sliced or pre-shredded cheese

especially cheddar

Ok woah now redm, you are tough enough to go into the salty spitoon

sliced shredded or not its still all dyed orange my point is that dyes dont make anything taste different I'm sure that a lot of you would throw up if you knew about the types of things that are in most commercial foods dont make me ruin peanut butter for you I'll do it

i jerk off with loose leaf paper and get papercuts all over my dick

r u a tough boy tough boy tough boy tough boy

lmao Why is it that every thread ends up being something about food

mozzarella isn't dyed orange.

ok thats it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK2WPbv7FEU

dye does have a flavor

you just cant taste it until you put it into something tasteless


seriously
put some in water. not nasty bottled water. just clear water.


taste it.
tastes weird

bread has 14 grams of sugar in it

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Quote from: REDMONGOOSEsliced shredded or not its still all dyed orange my point is that dyes dont make anything taste different I'm sure that a lot of you would throw up if you knew about the types of things that are in most commercial foods dont make me ruin peanut butter for you I'll do it

I bet you won't, your too pussy.  

every single jar of peanut butter you purchase is alotted a certain percentage of [size=]RAT SHIT[/size] and [size=]COCKROACHES[/size] due to the fact that there is no real way to prevent rats and bugs from crawling around in the peanut barrels brought into the factory.  The cheaper the peanut butter the more ground up [size=]RAT SHIT[/size] and [size=]COCKROACHES[/size] are allowed in the mix.

also the beef they use at taco bell is green before it gets cooked.

why is the beef green
show me a picture

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more indisputable facts that I regularly have to argue with people about

ADD and ADHD are the same condition, ADHD is not the hyperactive cousin of ADD no matter what cartoon you watched once said so
Tim Burton did not direct the movie 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
Evolution is not a selective process by any means, it is a result of thousands of years of random genetic mishaps that follow throughout generations as long as whatever mutant with whatever new trait manages to procreate, keeping this in mind, male pattern baldness is an example of evolution

hey can someone unban me from irc please  

Quote from: REDMONGOOSETim Burton did not direct the movie \\\'The Nightmare Before Christmas\\\'

that\\\'s a trivia question  

Quote from: nonzophey can someone unban me from irc please  

bug was the one that banned you and if bug banned you you were definitely acting like a faggot so why dont you ask him to do it

i asked him to ban me!!!!
and now i want to be unbanned!!!!  

you dont care if i talk to bug or not you just wanna keep me banned cuz im really gay and spam irc a lot motHERFUCKER LETS GOT AT IT RIGHT NOW PUT UP YER DUKES ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
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Quote from: nonzopyou dont care if i talk to bug or not you just wanna keep me banned cuz im really gay and spam irc a lot motHERFUCKER LETS GOT AT IT RIGHT NOW PUT UP YER DUKES ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Quote from: nonzopyou dont care if i talk to bug or not you just wanna keep me banned cuz im really gay and spam irc a lot motHERFUCKER LETS GOT AT IT RIGHT NOW PUT UP YER DUKES ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
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hush

heh

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