Stranger: hi
You: omg hi
Stranger: where from
You: england lol
You: u?
Stranger: hello great britain
You: that's cool lol
Stranger: don't mind i am from india
Stranger: so how are u
You: sad
You: my boyfriend just broke up with me
Stranger: what's your age
You: 17
Stranger: don't worry if one goes other comes
You: i guess but
You: everyone breaks up with me
Stranger: what's the real cause
Stranger: what's your name
You: they don't like the huge beehives I have in my breasts
You: everytime someone touches my breasts lots of bees come out and sting them
Stranger: i tell only stupids do unhuman thisgs
Stranger: don't worry
Stranger: what's your name
You: sharon
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where in scotland
You: it's a place in the mountains called beehive manor
You: we have a large family of beehive mutants in our family
Stranger: ang thing u want to share with me
You: instead of legs, my dad has an army of bees
You: he floats like a ghost
Stranger: good jokes
You: and wears big floppy clown shoes
Stranger: yaeh really
Stranger: what u think about india
You: my mum is the queen bee
You: she has tiny lil wings
Stranger: have u come to india?
You: i'm scared they'll take my honey
You: beehive manor is worth a lot of money
You: my daddy says I shouldn't have mentioned beehive manor because it's a secret!!
Stranger: stop this and dont worry
You: I'm sorry, it's hard being normal when you have a family of mutant bee people
Stranger: enough about bees
You: are you making fun of my family?
You: omg that is so rude
Stranger: never
You: next you'll be laughing at my wasps nest fanny
Stranger: only a unhuman talks this ps dont be angry
Stranger: ps is please
You: it's hard being a mutant bee lady
You: maybe i should run away to india
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: sure
Stranger: and then
Stranger: what in india
You: i don't know, I'll make a nest out of newspaper and mulch i guess
Stranger: okay
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: in india we have many newspapers
You: everyone will laugh at my fuzzy bee butt though
You: and if i sting someone i'll lie on my back and buzz around until i die
Stranger: okay i think my dad is calling good buy and take care
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lmfao
You: instead of legs, my dad has an army of bees
You: he floats like a ghost
That was anserine...
Yea mosy omegle shit is gay but this is an exception and was very funny!
Quote from: squfaromegelel threads are gay
might as well be browsing /b/
never mind
sorry i was too dustracted by jonnys red lips to read his post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjUayEa1zE
Stranger: heyy
You: Hello there!
You: How's your day been?
Stranger: pretty gewd :]
You: Sweet! Have you heard of the Mars Volta?
Stranger: uh is that a car?
You: No, they are a band my band actually! My name's Cedric Bixler-Zavala.
You: You should check us out sometime.
Stranger: oh cool haha
Stranger: so ur a guy? :P
You: Yep!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im a girl! :P
You: Crazy! So what sort of music do you like? I really love salsa and progressive rock...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello :]
Stranger: wats up
You: just getting ready for a shower :] you guy or girl?
Stranger: guy
You: ahh cool. girl here lol ^_^
Stranger: cool........
Stranger: what's ur name
You: Emily. urs?
Stranger: Zac
You: wow...that's a very sugoi name!
You: sugoi is a good thing XD!
Stranger: thanx.........
Stranger: where you from Emily?
You: UK. but im not ugly like most people from here XD
You: how about you?
Stranger: usa.......im not fat or dumb like most people here
You: haha aww! i love america especially their accents ;D
Stranger: what accent.........i dont have an accent
You: just american accents :]
Stranger: i see...........how old r u
You: 18...
You: u?
Stranger: 17
You: very cool ^_^ so you're just finishing high school?
Stranger: yep...
You: having fun?
Stranger: trying to................been having a crazy summer
You: what you been up to?
Stranger: parties........late late nights.........hanging out with so many people.........searching for a good girl..........stuff like that
You: wow! same here! i've barely had time to sleep :[
Stranger: that sux...........ive slept so much today
You: good girls are hard to come by too ;(
Stranger: yea they are
You: i don't tell many people this but....i'm actually a lesbian!
You: i hope you don't mind....
You: It's just hard to let it out....
Stranger: nope.......i respect people's choices
You: :] thankyou. you dont know what its like, my family are very strict....
You: :[ if only i could move to the land of the free.
Stranger: yea.....maybe someday you could
You: i'm very poor :p so its not gonna happen anytime soon....
You: im stuck working in mcdonalds for the next few years at least
Stranger: o.....im sorry
You: its ok...my brother had a baby a few months back so he's brought joy to my life XD
You: he's so nice and chubby! bless him.
Stranger: lol
You: he's called Hunter.
You: So how has ur day been? had fun?
Stranger: its been a good day........ive had alot of fun..........just feelin tired now..........im drained
You: been playing soccer?
Stranger: no......im not the athletic type......
You: me neither!
You: i just like to play my fave games - guitar heroes and mario kart's XD
Stranger: i play guitar hero all the time
You:
You: what song is your fave?
Stranger: i dont have one..............too hard to choose
You: xD same!
You: i really like muse.....my fave band of all time....
You: but i play guitar's heroe's so much that my fingers bleed :P
Stranger: wow.......i play alot too.........recently ive been focusing on making actual music tho
You: what instrument do you play?
Stranger: keyboard, bass, and i sing
You: i used to play clarinet in high school. lol i'm a geek XD
You: wow, bassists are cool ;D
You: have you heard of taylor and the bortners?
You: they're a really cool band...
Stranger: no
You: Ah, that's too bad. their keyboardist armon has some good vibes.
You: :] i really love music.... just wish i knew someone else musical :p
Stranger: yea.......same but everyone here claims to be musical
You: lol...that's kawaii
Stranger: kawaii?
You: it means cute XD i'm studying japanese in my spare time.
Stranger: o........cool
You: are you off to college?
Stranger: not yet.........
You: aww, i heard college is great fun.
You: shame i'm too poor to ever go :[
Stranger: im gonna have to go to a community college.........nothing fancy
You: what do you want to study?
Stranger: music.........actually
You: VERY cool ;D
You: anyways sweetie i'm going to go shower....you have msn?
Stranger: no.........you have myspace?
You: nope i used to but i closed my account...got boring XD
You: take care zac! xx
You: before i go, i'll share a poem i wrote XD better get it to america
You: when the whippor will, whippors in the wind, the wind will whippor back.
You: ;D
You: byeee xx
Stranger: =] bye
lmao "its ok...my brother had a baby a few months back so he's brought joy to my life XD"
[size=]The Muscle Max Saga[/size]
[size=]The Saga Begins
[/size]
Stranger: Hey , 17/m here (:
You: Hey man, u a bro?
You: THEN GIMME A BROFIST DAWG!
Stranger: am i a bro.
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[size=]Muscle Max's new enemy[/size]
Stranger: eh are you iranian?
You: HEY MOTHERFUCKING
You: FUCKER
You: MY NAME IS MUSCLE MAX
You: SO WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u done?
You: ...Fuck you. I bet I could beat you up, loser!!
Stranger: im sure
Stranger: good for you
You: Whats ur name faggot
Stranger: whats it to you?
You: ....im muscle fuckin max i told u my name so tell me urs you fuckin NERD
Stranger: ok muscle max
Stranger: too much steroids?
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[size=]Muscle Max runs into his estranged lover...[/size]
Stranger: heyy '
You: WHAT UP!
You: YO.....
Stranger: what is your name i
You: WHATS MY NAME MY NAME IS MUSCLE MAX...
You: BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MAX....
Stranger: i know yuo
You: ALL MY BROS CALL ME MUSCLE MAX
Stranger: u
Stranger: i no u
You: REALLY
Stranger: we had sex on a beach
You: Yeah bby that was a fun time
You: you fuckin took my 15 incher like a bitch
Stranger: ya lets do it again
Stranger: plzz
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[size=]Muscle Max talks to some sort of japanese mental asylum escapee[/size]
You: YO!
You: You a bro?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 你好啊
You: You didnt answer my question....bro?
You: Well whatever, my name's Muscle Max
You: And i've been playing bomberman all day
You: what about you
You: YO BITCH DONT IGNORE MUSCLE MAX
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: all day
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[size=]The Tragic End of Muscle Max[/size]
Stranger: HI
You: THE FINAL SAGA
You: IS COMPLETE
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000
You: MY NAME IS MUSCLE MAX
You: AND
Stranger: I'm Jon Voight
You: MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME TODAY
You: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what are you waiting for?
You: OH YOU THINK ITS COOL FUCKER
You: YOU'LL THINK ITS COOL WHEN UR WIFE CHEATS ON U
Stranger: not sjure
You: IM A 27 YEAR OLD MAN......SHOULDNT BE GOIN THRU THIS
You: U GOTTA HELP ME MAN
Stranger: gosh
You: I JUST NEEDED TO
You: FUCKIN
You: TALK
You: PLEASE HELP
You: PLEASE
Stranger: i'd say call your therapist
You: I DONT HAVE A SHRINK MAN
Stranger: why would you ask for advice from a stranger?
You: COS THATS ALL I GOT TO TURN TO RIGHT NOW
Stranger: well
You: PLEASE HELP
Stranger: fine
You: I LOVE JULIE....THEN SHE DID THAT BITCH MOVE....
You: I LOVE YOU JULIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: i'll need a picture of julie first
Stranger: before i can offer you my expert opinion
You: FUCK IT IM GONNA DO IT
You: GOOD-BYE
Stranger: don't kys
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[size=]legless japanese-american vs. compassionless warmongering brazilian girl[/size]
You: xD
You:
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: where u from?
You: japan u?
Stranger: x)
Stranger: Brazil!
You: X) well im american living in japan...
You: my dad works at a factorry here XD
Stranger: niice:D
You: so how's ur day been?
Stranger: speak only english?
Stranger: what time is there?
You: english AND nippon xD
You: its 10:30 over here
Stranger: nippon?
You: nippon = japan!
Stranger: nice here is 9:30p.m
Stranger: haha sorry!
You: wow! very late!
Stranger: yes
You: i've just had breakfast XD midori crunch.
Stranger: i'm tired but work now..
You: awww
Stranger: age? =)
You: i cannot work at most jobs...i hcve no legs
i'm 21.
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: male?
You: nah, girl xD
Stranger: me too =)
You: v. cool!
Stranger: nice to meet too:)
Stranger: what u like?
You: i like music and video games
You: you?
Stranger: too x) haha
You: and manga XD kushin no buttsu is my fave....
Stranger: and computer games x)
Stranger: counter-strike..
You: they are always fun!
Stranger: u play?
You: counter strike reminds me of the war....i cannot play i get sad....
Stranger: i don't like manga
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: i'm good
You: its not very funy...i get very upset about the war
Stranger: i like too
Stranger: call of duty?
You: ....the call of duty? is that a manga?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: computer game about war
Stranger: Hitler
You: Oh...he is an awful man
You: he makes me cry XD
Stranger: yes, it's cruel
You: do you kill hilter in the game?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: war in Alemanha...
Stranger: don't see Hitler in game
You: oh!
Stranger: understand?
You: well i have to go eat some pocky with grandma Sushimaru now...goodbye XD
Stranger: but it's nice game:D
Stranger: goodbye:*
i am not good at this!!
i'm not good enough at improvisation to bother people on omegle, but then again i've only tried it once or twice
maybe i will do it again
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hi my name is jonny!!!!
You: i have really bright red lips
You: i am from the UK
You: where are you from
Stranger: taiwan
You: dude me too!
You: wait oh you said taiwan
You: oh im sorry my lips are
You: way too red
You: for me to read what youre saying
You: like they
You: cover my eyes
You: in a blanket of red
Stranger: what are you say
You: i have to nod my head really far forward in order to read text on the computer
You: because of my lips
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: fart
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hi my name is jonny!!!!
You: i have really bright red lips
You: i am from the UK
You: where are you from
Stranger: taiwan
You: dude me too!
You: wait oh you said taiwan
You: oh im sorry my lips are
You: way too red
You: for me to read what youre saying
You: like they
You: cover my eyes
You: in a blanket of red
Stranger: what are you say
You: i have to nod my head really far forward in order to read text on the computer
You: because of my lips
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lmfago
Stranger: horny girls only
You: im horny and 14
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: do u suck
You: o ya
Stranger: and swallow?
You: o ya
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: orgasm?
You: ya
You: ya i oggsm
Stranger: how often
You: i finger myself 4 times a day on average
You: how old r u
Stranger: shit man
You: no not shit
You: orgasm
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: am 20
Stranger: u
Stranger: 14
Stranger: yea
You: ya
Stranger: are u sexy
You: ya
Stranger: show me
You: boys tell me i am
You: http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images0...fcf5b967c78.jpg (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/105/m_62477dd8f05c432b8dbeafcf5b967c78.jpg)
Stranger: hot shit
Stranger: where are you
You: where are you
Stranger: toronto
You: omg
You: really??
Stranger: aha
You: no lie?
Stranger: nope
You: u swear??
Stranger: kay come on guy
You: omg im from toronto
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: sweet
You: come on guy?
You: no guy come on me
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i lilke u
You: i like u too
Stranger: i dont love u though
You: why not
Stranger: too early
Stranger: if we wanna have kids
Stranger: and stuff
You: if i was there right now what would you do
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: u mean
You:
Stranger: right in my roon
You: ya
Stranger: with no oneelse
Stranger: but me and you
You: ya
You: btw show me pic of u
Stranger: oo jesus
Stranger: i would smash you
You: ...why would u smash me
Stranger: i have a huge muscle
Stranger: its the only one in my body
You: oo
Stranger: a pic?
You: ya
You: pic of u
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: so where are u in toronto
You: closer 2 ontario
You: lake ontario
Stranger: kinda far
You: wanna see pic of u
Stranger: why
Stranger: will get u horny
You: idk
You: maybe
Stranger: you are already horny
Stranger: http://img21.imageshack.us/i/picture0029r.jpg/ (http://img21.imageshack.us/i/picture0029r.jpg/)
You: oo u big sexy
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: turns u on ha
You: im rly wet
Stranger: can i finger you
You: pleaset
You: touch me
Stranger: i dont wanna hurt you
You: be gentle
Stranger: i think am gonna take my dick out
Stranger: cant fit any more
You: i think im gonna take my dick out too
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: lets fo it
Stranger: do it
You: im really hard
Stranger: and am wet
You: this is turning me off i dont like girls
Stranger: so you are a fag
You: plz put ur ropesnake in me
You: plz
You: i need it
You: give me your grandfathercock i need it in my butthole
You: spray your jseed in me
Stranger: i will
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: u and ur mom too
You: make me scream REPTILICUS
You: REPTILICUS
Stranger: and ur faggot dad too
You: i want ur tywo inside me
You: at large
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: are u a fag
Stranger: cause if u are i can hoock u up
Stranger: its kool man
Stranger: and is the pic for ur sister?
You: no thats my friend lenka
You: her name is lenka bisquet
Stranger: poor
Stranger: and u don;t like her
Stranger: so you are sending her pics to everyone
You: my name is oliver reipschlegger
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Quote from: anibuttYou: plz put ur ropesnake in me
You: plz
You: i need it
You: give me your grandfathercock i need it in my butthole
Fuck I just spit pork chop everywhere. LMFAO I bet you killed his wood faster than a chainsaw.
lmfao
not the most original response, I know, but it's the best way to describe the joy that gave me
You: A wild Abra appears, what will you do?
Stranger: cyber?
You: Abra has teleported away
You have disconnected.
You: Yo.
Stranger: hello
You: sup?
Stranger: not much
You: I just got back from the beach :]
You: I hate how the granules of sand always get tangled up in my nut hair, does that happen to you?
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Quote from: LaliosYou: A wild Abra appears, what will you do?
Stranger: cyber?
You: Abra has teleported away
You have disconnected.
haha
Jesus christ Anigen. You shouldn't mess with pedophiles.
the epic conquests of horny sam
You: horny girls only
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: ronaldo
You: FUCK YOU RONALDO
Stranger: HUASUSAUHHUAUAS
Stranger: PEITINHO
Stranger: little
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Stranger: heyy
You: horny girls only
Stranger: i have a nice culo
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CULO
Stranger: an ass dumbass
You: I WANT HORNY GIRLS DAMN IT
You: NOT YOUR DAMN CUJOS
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lmfao anigen
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: 15/f/ca, you?
Stranger: 15 years old boy and live in sweden you :]?
Stranger: xD
You: oh, sweeden? very cool, i live in the uk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: :]
You: very cool
You: what's your name?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: -.-*
Stranger: filip
You: sweet, my name's jen
Stranger: ok^^
Stranger: sweet too
You: so what are your likes and dislikes and such?
Stranger: i like my computer xD
Stranger: like my friends
Stranger: i dunno more xd
You: haha, dislikes? XD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Hm..
Stranger: gays?
Stranger: Hm.. hitler
Stranger: i dunno xD
You: haha, cool
Stranger: u?
You: likes: video games, a good book, lenko biscuits, karate ^^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: it looks like ur cute girl before u say ^^
Stranger: hehe
You: hehe
You: dislikes: bugs, jerks, furries, lesbians...
You: and swedes FUCKING GOD DAMN DIRTY SWEDES I FUCKING HATE THEM haha
You: where did you say you were from again?
Stranger: ='(
You: ;-; are you ok?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but u hate mee?
You: i dont hate anyone
Stranger: swedish*?
You: STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND
You: do u wanna cyber
Stranger: w8
You: ok im going to be honest ive been really horny ever since this conversation began
You: i really want to touch myself
Stranger: i wanna touch u 0.0
You: lets to it
You: right now
You: get naked with me
You: im gonna make you shoot cum like there's no tomorrow
You: it'll be pretty good... for the internet
You: r u still there?
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: sry
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hehe
You: hi
You: u naked?
Stranger: hehe no
You: if u arent plz get naked
You: i wanna dream of your sexy body
Stranger: no i wanna dream of ur sexy body
You: how about we dream of each others sexy bodies then
Stranger: and boobs o.o <3_<3
You: ^^;
You: i think u'd like my boobs
You: hehe
You: how big is ur dick baby
Stranger: Hm.. idk
You: its ok
You: so u wanna cum with me?
Stranger: yeah but my dick i not hard then
You: why is it not hard???
Stranger: i am not horny
Stranger: :'(
You: i can make u horny...
Stranger: i need to see u first
You: can i see u 2
You: and then can we make sweet internet love
You: here pic of me
You: http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images0...fcf5b967c78.jpg (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/105/m_62477dd8f05c432b8dbeafcf5b967c78.jpg)
You: are u horny yet
Stranger: wow sexy body
You: thx
You: its all urs
Stranger: waht msn do u have
You: i dont use msn
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: well
You: im rubbing my boobs right now
You: oh my god it feels so good
Stranger: i am still not horny i need something naked
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: but that with boobs ;D
You: uhm
You: do you have
You: erectile disfunction?
You: i do not have a naked picture of myself sry ^_^;;
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: sry i don't have a pic of my self but if i have i'll show u
You: heres something that should make u horny
Stranger: ok
Stranger: a porn site?
You: no its a video of me lol....
Stranger: ohh ok
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjWf_C5cTo...feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjWf_C5cTo&feature=channel) me and a friend
You: i come in at the end
Stranger: ok
You: u like?
Stranger: LOL where is u?
You: im sorry i lied to you im actually kind of a space quazar but if i had told you that you wouldnt have believed me.......................
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: i dont really live in the uk either i really live in the galactic system Pentagamus Funkron II
You: i hope you still accept me for who i am
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: but are still a girl?
Stranger: O.o
You: sorry my friend
You: quazars have no gender
You:
Stranger: aha
Stranger: well
You: do you... do you love me?
Stranger: if ur a girl i love u but
You: well i mean i guess i can be a girl if you want me to be but im like a quazar and shit
You: so i dont really have a gender
Stranger: ok
You: but if it makes you happy, yes, i am a girl
You: so do you love me?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
You: would you fuck me
You: in my milky way
Stranger: yeah
You: oh my god
You: i've found the one
Stranger: found waht?
You: ok we need to meet up as soon as possible
You: meet me in Quadrant XI
You: that's the Quadrant between the land of ropesnakes and planet jeb
You: the coordinates are (889899852899999.25, 648678458978545.1)
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another 1:
You: 14/f/cali bisexual
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: man
Stranger: 18
Stranger: france
Stranger: to young
Stranger: )
You: ur really sexy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
You: i love you
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: u have cam??
Stranger: u have msn???
You: no i use omegle
Stranger: bye
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damn what an asshole !
yeah what a prick
You: 14/f/US bisexual
Stranger: intrestin
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m us
You: im rly wet
Stranger: oh awesome
You: would you like to finger my butthole
Stranger: sure
You: what state
Stranger: california
You: omg me too what part
Stranger: sanfransico
You: bay area?
Stranger: yup
You: omg me too!
Stranger: awesome....so about u bein wet...
You: ya
Stranger: your horny?
You: ya
Stranger: great, my huge cock is so hard
You: how big is it bby
You: how big
Stranger: its 9 in
You: yeah and ryan miller is president
You: NEXT
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lmao NEXT
lmgao anigen
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You: helo good sir
You: $ or %
Stranger: hellllllo
You: $ or %
Stranger: hahah $
Stranger: thats so gross btw!
You: FUCK YOU $ FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU %'S FOR LIFE FUCK YOU
Stranger: huh?
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Stranger: hi
You: i will destroy you
Stranger: fuck
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m f
You: yes
Stranger: male famele
Stranger: ?
You: yes i am
Stranger: you from
You: yep
Stranger: nerelisin
Stranger: söle lan
You: yes
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Stranger: hi
You: :-|)
Stranger: asl?///////////
You: :-|)
You: :-|)/:-|)/:-|)
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Stranger: asl
You: you first :P
Stranger: 15 f usa
You: 15/f/usa
You: Salutations, Pistachio.
You: I am your evil twin.
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You: 2635 users on this site......................
You: .............and i get stuck with you................
You: ..................................................faggot
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Stranger: i'm 21 male from the netherlands and you?
You: 13 female netherlands
You: OUT OUT OUT GET OUT
You: FUCKING EWWWW
You: OUT
You: GET OUT
You: COME ON
You: GIT
You: GET OUT
You: EWWWWWWWWWW 21 YEAR OLDS
You: HEEEEEEEELP
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You: \m/ -______________- \m/
You: LONGFACE IS ROCKING THE FUCK OUT
You: do not disturb
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Stranger: Male 17 .
Stranger: Horny?
You: Female 17
You: Yes.
You: ;D
Stranger: Let's do this
You: Sounds cool.
You: Sexy.
Stranger: Thanks.
Stranger: Curious: eye and hair color?
You: Blue eyes, black hair
Stranger: Hot!
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: Green eyes. Brown hair
You: Neat!
Stranger: Wanna fuck? Hahahaha
You: Sure thing, babe.
Stranger: Aight. Let's do this.
You:
Stranger: Haha take it off! ;-)
You: Okay, here we go...
You: hee hee
Stranger: Those are nice..
You: So first off, I nervously slip out of my plain gray tanktop....
You: further uncovering my juicy breasts.
Stranger: Damn those are so nice.
You: I reach behind my back...removing my bra...
Stranger: Even better.
You: I toss it to the floor as I move down to my pants...
You: Unzipping...further and further....
Stranger: Damn ... So hot
You: Okay, I'm here just sitting in my underwear.
You: My oh my!
You: I'm really getting off to this....
Stranger: Now I will reveal my large 8 inch cock.
You: Ooooooooh. <3
Stranger: Like it?
You: I sure do...
You: It's very nice, sexy...
Stranger: Let's see some more of you.
You: Now it's about time I remove these tight panties...
Stranger: Please do
You: They're just getting in the way...
Stranger: Titty fuck time!
You: So down go my panties...
You: And now I whip out my FAT HAIRY JUICY BLACK COCK FUCK YEAH
You: UNGH
You: YEAH
You: TAKE IT
Stranger: Oh
You: what's wrong babe?
You: you're not going to stick around for dessert?
Stranger: What's that?
You: TAKE IT LITTLE MAN TAKE IT TAKE IT
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^ i gotta say this one didn't turn out as well as i'd hoped
yeah the other ones were better you should do more of those