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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: ALFREDPAORN on July 6, 2009 04:19 AM
Folks, it is I. EMily YOucis. I know you have requestesd me to join your fine forum long ago.
And now I have, and trust me, i am much flattered and my stomach is all aflutter from your like of my movies. Really, it gives  me great joy that you like them.
I know though, that I have perhaps betrayed you. As you know, I have switched to spam.
Many hate my spam, but folks it is done out of frustration. I am at a crux in my life, folks, as much people are at this age. I've been feelin that damn void folks, feelin it even more because i've got the success and i've done my good ol;' show, yet satisfaction as we all know cannot come - and folks i've learned that, and folks i'm feelin that goddamned void. But folks the void aint that bad of afriend. I have spent so much of my life on the computer with my art. But now, folks, I want to go out and live. I want to explore and see this damned merica and see the backwoods and the rednecks and the juggalos and the metal kids and the trainyards and the dirt and the AIDS and i wanna get raped/murdered by it all baby YEAH BABY YEAH. so lately i've been setting off on my bike to find the dirt of this world and feel that void and get fucked under highway bridges by fyne crackhead homeless rednecks that look like kid rock and maybe get hepatitis C. Right now i've gotta leave the computer and ive gotta get fucked up.
But lemme tell you folks, i aint never fuckin done. cause nothin fills that void in the end like makin that dog scream. that dog that is Alfred. I've still got it folks but i need fucking feul. And that is why i must go see the shit. And learn more things. Yeh mayn the worlds' gonna feed to me alfred. I've been writin somethin for 2 years and folks it has only been gettin better.
But for now folks i just wanna do my damn spam and poarn. it's all i've got now.
So i request your service.
i've been trying to submit my metalocalypse hentai that turns into a commercial of Alfred as the Salesman sellling himself to you, exploiting those fine characters of metalocalypse as well as himself, Prostituting himself. ALl doing it through the power of cannibal corpse. i love that corpsey. It's a fine commercial and I honestly think it's quite good. It's dead on, it's pounding, I actuallly fuckin love it but the problem is no one lasts through the metalocalyspe hentai so they can see it. It keeps getting blammed and folks i'd love your help. Maybe you think i'm no good no more because of the shit i've been doin lately, maybe you'll help me no matter what.
But i request your service. Please vote 5 on POARN.
I'll let you know the date of when i am actually going to submit it when i figure it out.
But i shall tell you that i aint done folks, i haven't fallen to the ground and exploded in a suicide of spam. THE ALFRED WILL RISE AGIAN FOLKS, HE WILL. But first he must fall. fall hard into being jizzed on by poorly drawn metalocalypse characters.
Thank you for your time.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: sdrawkcab on July 6, 2009 04:30 AM
I thought you were an impostor, but then I saw that picture, and yeah.
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Post by: Wasim on July 6, 2009 04:31 AM
uh ok hi

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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on July 6, 2009 04:32 AM
hello nic 2 see u welcome
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uweb.ucsb.edu%2F%7Emichaelnovak%2Frastafarian_dancing.gif&hash=c99464dbc42fa18936cb3da3b1d9b4f67ccd402c)
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Post by: ansel on July 6, 2009 04:33 AM
welcome to this fine forum
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 6, 2009 04:33 AM
This is a very special treat!
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 6, 2009 04:33 AM
i love spam when its funny
and you make funny spam

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Post by: rtil on July 6, 2009 04:41 AM
whatever you make i'm sure we're all get a good kick out of it - and sometimes it's refreshing to take a little break from a big project. and welcome to my dojo

btw love that image haha
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Post by: anigen on July 6, 2009 07:15 AM
do you think you're better than me? huh, little man?
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Post by: Alta Don on July 6, 2009 12:11 PM
Welcome to the boards. Glad you joined
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Post by: DrRumack on July 6, 2009 04:17 PM
what squeef said also welcome to da forums we hope you stay long time
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on July 6, 2009 04:28 PM
Hello and welcome. Shit, if it weren't for these guys, I never would have seen the Alfred movies. You have a gift, a fucking weird gift.
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Post by: f0d on July 6, 2009 05:23 PM
this girl is a saint
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Post by: Daveb0t on July 6, 2009 05:26 PM
Itchy and Painful Ulceration on the Penis
photo

A 61-year-old man presented with a five-day history of a penile ulceration. It began as an itchy, erythematous lesion and gradually became pigmented, blistered, and ulcerated (see accompanying figure). He had a history of benign prostatic hyperplasia for which he took tamsulosin (Flomax). He also had been taking ciprofloxacin (Cipro) during the preceding week to treat a urinary tract infection. He took no other prescription, over-the-counter, or herbal medications. The physical examination was normal except for the penile lesion. The patient denied any penile discharge and had one sexual partner who denied having any skin lesions or pruritus.

Question

Based on the patient's history and physical examination, which one of the following is the most likely diagnosis?

A. Syphilis.

B. Genital herpes.

C. Erythroplasia of Queyrat.

D. Fixed drug eruption.

E. Chancroid.

Discussion

The answer is D: Fixed drug eruption. The characteristic presentation is a pruritic or burning, sharply circumscribed, round-to-oval patch with violaceous or dusky erythema. The lesion appears within days to weeks of initiating a culprit drug and resolves after withdrawal of the medication. Lesions often recur at the same sites within hours of drug rechallenge and heal with residual hyperpigmentation. This eruption has a predilection for the face, sacral skin, genitalia, and acral locations. Bullous, ulcerative, or hemorrhagic components may develop occasionally. Less common variants are urticarial, erythematous, eczematous, or linear fixed drug eruption. Rarely, it may present as periorbital or generalized hypermelanosis.1

The most common causative agents of fixed drug eruption are antibiotics, in particular sulfonamides (trimethoprim/sulfamethoxazole [Bactrim, Septra]) and tetracycline. Others include penicillins, cephalosporins, clindamycin (Cleocin), antifungal agents, antimalarials, dapsone, fluoroquinolones, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (e.g., acetaminophen, acetylsalicylic acid, ibuprofen [Motrin], indomethacin [Indocin], naproxen [Naprosyn], phenylbutazone [Cotylbutazone]), and sedatives (e.g., anticonvulsants, benzodiazepines, barbiturates, opiates). Similar chemical structures may cause cross-sensitivity among drugs.1,2 Drug rechallenge is the preferred method for confirming the causative drug. Patch testing and intradermal skin testing are other options.3,4

Selected Differential Diagnosis of a Penile Lesion

Condition
   

Characteristics

Syphilis
   

Single, rigid, painless, elevated ulceration with a red areola and rolled edges with a flat base

Genital herpes
   

Grouped vesicles or small ulcerations covered with serous secretion

Erythroplasia of Queyrat
   

Erythematous, moist plaque on the glans, shaft, and foreskin

Fixed drug eruption
   

Violaceous or dark erythema, may be associated with a bulla or ulceration

Chancroid (soft chancre)
   

Painful, undermined, open sore with gray-yellow, necrotic, "dirty" base; usually accompanied by inguinal adenopathy

Initial treatment involves identifying and discontinuing the culprit drug. Systemic antihistamines with topical corticosteroids can be used to treat the lesions; however, extensive lesions with bullae often require treatment with systemic corticosteroids. Eroded lesions should be observed for bacterial superinfection.3

Syphilis causes genital ulceration (chancre). However, syphilitic chancres are painless and indurated.

Genital herpes has a prodrome of pain, itching, or other dysesthesia before lesions erupt. Lesions usually are clustered in one area and are composed of many tiny vesicles or ulcers without pigmentation.

Erythroplasia of Queyrat is squamous cell carcinoma in situ of the oral or genital mucosa. The glans penis often is involved. However, it is a moist, raised, erythematous plaque rather than an ulcer.

Chancroid, which is caused by Haemophilus ducreyi, is characterized by deep, painful ulcers and tender, enlarged, and sometimes suppurative regional lymphadenopathy.

nadir goksugur, m.d.

ali haydar parlak, m.d.

Izzet Baysal University
Bolu, Turkey

references

1. Crowson AN, Brown TJ, Magro CM. Progress in the understanding of the pathology and pathogenesis of cutaneous drug eruptions: implications for management. Am J Clin Dermatol 2003;4:407-28.

2. Mahboob A, Haroon TS. Drugs causing fixed eruptions: a study of 450 cases. Int J Dermatol 1998;37:833-8.

3. Lee AY. Fixed drug eruptions. Incidence, recognition, and avoidance. Am J Clin Dermatol 2000;1:277-85.

4. Ozkaya-Bayazit E. Specific site involvement in fixed drug eruption. J Am Acad Dermatol 2003;49:1003-7.

The editors of AFP welcome submission of photographs and material for the Photo Quiz department. Contributing editor is Charles Carter, M.D. Send photograph and discussion to Monica Preboth, AFP Editorial, 11400 Tomahawk Creek Pkwy., Leawood, KS 66211-2672 (e-mail: mpreboth@aafp.org).

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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: BloodyCheery on July 6, 2009 06:22 PM
 
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: salutations on July 6, 2009 06:33 PM
Quote from: squfarNOBODY LIKES THAT SASSHOLE

sasshole (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi19.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb166%2FxXCharlieKilo%2Fchuckle.jpg&hash=50add5464274adfe118239ccdf1d71b436885fb2)
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: shura on July 6, 2009 07:39 PM
that pic is great haha
welcome to the boards, i love your stuff
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Post by: Lalios on July 6, 2009 08:11 PM
Oh wow, It's really you . Something tells me you're gonna fit in perfect here.

PERFECT.
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Post by: bcube on July 6, 2009 08:18 PM
Hello and welcome
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Post by: tmk on July 6, 2009 08:23 PM
hi emily youcis
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Post by: Lalios on July 6, 2009 09:52 PM
Quote from: squfar
Quote from: LaliosOh wow, It's really you . Something tells me you're gonna fit in perfect here.

PERFECT.
unlike you ya  fuckin faggot!

SUCK MAH FUCKIN DE-OCK!
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: f0d on July 6, 2009 10:11 PM
Quote from: squfar
Quote from: LaliosOh wow, It's really you . Something tells me you're gonna fit in perfect here.

PERFECT.
unlike you ya  fuckin faggot!
hahaha took the words right outta my mouth

lalios u only dig yourself into a deeper hole with all those shit comebacks, the appropriate non faggot response would be "suck my fuckin dick"
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Post by: Lalios on July 6, 2009 10:59 PM
Quote from: f0d
Quote from: squfar
Quote from: LaliosOh wow, It's really you . Something tells me you're gonna fit in perfect here.

PERFECT.
unlike you ya  fuckin faggot!
hahaha took the words right outta my mouth

lalios u only dig yourself into a deeper hole with all those shit comebacks, the appropriate non faggot response would be "suck my fuckin dick"

K.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Necronomitr0n on July 7, 2009 01:14 AM
Quote from: LaliosK.
deeper still

also hello what a pleasant surprise
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Post by: ansel on July 7, 2009 02:07 AM
Quote from: LaliosOh wow, It's really you . Something tells me you're gonna fit in perfect here.

PERFECT.

she'll fit in exactly like you don't
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Post by: Lalios on July 7, 2009 02:27 AM
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: LaliosOh wow, It's really you . Something tells me you're gonna fit in perfect here.

PERFECT.

she'll fit in exactly like you don't

Yo, I come from a different forum (which recently closed.)

Things were different there. I really dig the artwork here so I'm gonna stay...just gimme a chance to adjust to the ideals and personalities here. I actually really like your work, I don't see why we can't be cool :].

Plus I don't wanna derail every thread I post in.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 7, 2009 02:46 AM
Quote from: LaliosThings were different there. I really dig the artwork here so I'm gonna stay...just gimme a chance to adjust to the ideals and personalities here. I actually really like your work, I don't see why we can't be cool :].

Plus I don't wanna derail every thread I post in.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F20gk3uo.jpg&hash=efbad6e71c1b3f0e140a1b62bab92a6bcec6d0d3)
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Lalios on July 7, 2009 03:04 AM
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: LaliosThings were different there. I really dig the artwork here so I'm gonna stay...just gimme a chance to adjust to the ideals and personalities here. I actually really like your work, I don't see why we can't be cool :].

Plus I don't wanna derail every thread I post in.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F20gk3uo.jpg&hash=efbad6e71c1b3f0e140a1b62bab92a6bcec6d0d3)

Case-in-point.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 7, 2009 03:06 AM
Quote from: Lalios
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: LaliosThings were different there. I really dig the artwork here so I'm gonna stay...just gimme a chance to adjust to the ideals and personalities here. I actually really like your work, I don't see why we can't be cool :].

Plus I don't wanna derail every thread I post in.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F20gk3uo.jpg&hash=efbad6e71c1b3f0e140a1b62bab92a6bcec6d0d3)

Case-in-point.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F20gk3uo.jpg&hash=efbad6e71c1b3f0e140a1b62bab92a6bcec6d0d3)
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Post by: ansel on July 7, 2009 03:06 AM
Quote from: Lalios
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: LaliosThings were different there. I really dig the artwork here so I'm gonna stay...just gimme a chance to adjust to the ideals and personalities here. I actually really like your work, I don't see why we can't be cool :].

Plus I don't wanna derail every thread I post in.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F20gk3uo.jpg&hash=efbad6e71c1b3f0e140a1b62bab92a6bcec6d0d3)

Case-in-point.

that did not prove your case or your point
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Post by: Lalios on July 7, 2009 03:16 AM
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: Lalios
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: LaliosThings were different there. I really dig the artwork here so I'm gonna stay...just gimme a chance to adjust to the ideals and personalities here. I actually really like your work, I don't see why we can't be cool :].

Plus I don't wanna derail every thread I post in.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F20gk3uo.jpg&hash=efbad6e71c1b3f0e140a1b62bab92a6bcec6d0d3)

Case-in-point.

that did not prove your case or your point

That I derail every thread I post in? Yeah it did.

We went from greeting Emily Youcis to Looking at a review I left for Zekey. Which to be fair was written in  a vehement manner after the negro of me was offended. I don't really hate his work, just blackhead.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 7, 2009 03:20 AM
Quote from: Laliosa review I left for Zekey. Which to be fair was written in  a vehement manner after the negro of me was offended. I don't really hate his work, just blackhead.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv348%2FBPMdotEXE%2FMacros%2FLaughingElfMan.jpg&hash=baf76ce826381c703b4fc2af2fb9425df840dcd5)
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Post by: Lalios on July 7, 2009 03:30 AM
Quote from: squfaroh lalios you fucked up now i know what race you are

Yeah, I'm Half Black, and Half Puerto Rican (beaner). Now you know BOTH my races. Go wild Skinhead.






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Post by: Abnormal on July 7, 2009 03:30 AM
blackhead is a mindblowing work of art.
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Post by: Lalios on July 7, 2009 03:32 AM
Quote from: abnormalThats bug first of all and second blackhead is a mindblowing work of art.

Zekey and bug are the same person. And it really isn't, Like a brother to me is, but Blackhead definitely isn't.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Abnormal on July 7, 2009 03:33 AM
Quote from: Lalios
Quote from: abnormalThats bug first of all and second blackhead is a mindblowing work of art.

Zekey and bug are the same person. And it really isn't, Like a brother to me is, but Blackhead definitely isn't.

Yeah i just found that out and i expect harassment. But whatever, its your opinion
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Post by: bcube on July 7, 2009 03:34 AM
Quote from: LaliosZekey and bug are the same person.

This baby has landed a place in my signature.
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on July 7, 2009 03:36 AM
Quote from: LaliosZekey and bug are the same person.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg89.imageshack.us%2Fimg89%2F2217%2Fwtf13zz2.jpg&hash=5dfc87bc6fc4b8460d54982888c27e77fd217da5)
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Post by: ansel on July 7, 2009 03:37 AM
Quote from: abnormal
Quote from: Lalios
Quote from: abnormalThats bug first of all and second blackhead is a mindblowing work of art.

Zekey and bug are the same person. And it really isn't, Like a brother to me is, but Blackhead definitely isn't.

Yeah i just found that out and i expect harassment. But whatever, its your opinion

i rescind my statement about u bein a reel g
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Abnormal on July 7, 2009 03:45 AM
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: abnormal
Quote from: Lalios
Quote from: abnormalThats bug first of all and second blackhead is a mindblowing work of art.

Zekey and bug are the same person. And it really isn't, Like a brother to me is, but Blackhead definitely isn't.

Yeah i just found that out and i expect harassment. But whatever, its your opinion

i rescind my statement about u bein a reel g

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthepirata.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fgun_2_head.jpg&hash=1e704ec1ffadadb82318131004315d6808459ec4)
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Post by: DrRumack on July 7, 2009 03:45 AM
did u know almond joys and mounds are actually the same?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!??!??!?
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Post by: bcube on July 7, 2009 04:01 AM
NO SQUEEF  don't say things like that
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 7, 2009 04:10 AM
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on July 7, 2009 05:04 AM
cdm you need to shave
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Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2009 11:14 AM
lmfao the judge in the background
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Post by: Wasim on July 7, 2009 11:31 AM
Quote from: systechocdm you need to shave

shavin is for pussies

REAL men dont shave
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Post by: Greenkitten on July 7, 2009 02:10 PM
Quote from: psi43lmfao the judge in the background
Just about to point that out as well
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Post by: Thor on July 7, 2009 04:20 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi17.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb58%2FThortheClod%2Fmyeyes.jpg&hash=12e713938a07076a7a6f0a7526dc6ef3a7e5b701)

(this is what my eyes did last night when I first saw the thread)
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Post by: bcube on July 7, 2009 04:24 PM
what about your nose
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Post by: Thor on July 7, 2009 04:46 PM
When the blindness hit I started flailing and one thing lead to another.

Blood. Everywhere.
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Post by: texas on July 7, 2009 05:57 PM
welcome 2 the party dollface  
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Post by: Daveb0t on July 7, 2009 07:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZEggLQIQz8
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Post by: Orangebeef on July 7, 2009 08:36 PM
am I the only person who doesn't know who EMILY YOUCIS is?
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Post by: rtil on July 7, 2009 08:47 PM
watch these in order:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/303075 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/303075)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384662 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384662)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416052 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416052)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416245 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416245)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416434 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416434)

then watch all the other stuff especially walmart siblings
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Post by: Orangebeef on July 7, 2009 09:19 PM
those were

incredible
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Post by: unclephil on July 7, 2009 10:03 PM
welcome.
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Post by: ALFREDPAORN on July 10, 2009 04:05 AM
also mayn dat russian cartoon be da shit mayn it be reall coool mayn fuckin stalin mayn

hi again. it is i. thank you folks for the welcome i feel very welcome.
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on July 10, 2009 04:13 AM
Wow, I just finished watching Alfred's Playhouse for the third or so time and find this. Ok, making a note of it.

Hahah, what's with you and Metalocalypse porn???
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Post by: anigen on July 10, 2009 05:56 AM
Quote from: IxintroWow, I just finished watching Alfred's Playhouse for the third or so time and find this. Ok, making a note of it.

Hahah, what's with you and Metalocalypse porn???

Well, Metalocalypse porn is pretty great.
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Post by: Eammy on July 10, 2009 06:25 AM
Heh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.

If you need a break from large projects, why not just make mini-movies, instead of tarnishing the character?
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on July 10, 2009 06:27 AM
^wow fuck you
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Post by: DrRumack on July 10, 2009 06:28 AM
Quote from: EammyHeh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.

If you need a break from large projects, why not just make mini-movies, instead of tarnishing the character?
fuck
you
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 10, 2009 06:30 AM
Quote from: EammyHeh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.


oh hey is that an opinion or a fact i cant tell anymore help me mummy
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Post by: shura on July 10, 2009 07:23 AM
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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: lenko on July 10, 2009 12:03 PM
Quote from: EammyHeh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.

If you need a break from large projects, why not just make mini-movies, instead of tarnishing the character?

Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: f0d on July 10, 2009 07:10 PM
Quote from: EammyHeh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.

If you need a break from large projects, why not just make mini-movies, instead of tarnishing the character?

why try to please the NG audience when they treat you like a slave?

when emily's best work came out a few yrs ago, hardly anyone saw it. now that its become sort of a cult thing and everyone and their dog is jumping on the bandwagon, she has every right to fuck with your expectations and rape your eyeballs
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Ying on July 10, 2009 08:28 PM
because i care what the distinguished audience at newgrounds thinks of my cartoon dog
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Eammy on July 11, 2009 01:38 AM
Quote from: f0d
Quote from: EammyHeh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.

If you need a break from large projects, why not just make mini-movies, instead of tarnishing the character?

why try to please the NG audience when they treat you like a slave?

when emily's best work came out a few yrs ago, hardly anyone saw it. now that its become sort of a cult thing and everyone and their dog is jumping on the bandwagon, she has every right to fuck with your expectations and rape your eyeballs


Ah, I get it now. I must be really ignorant. :P
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 11, 2009 02:50 AM
How come illwill hasnt falled into one of these ruts yet?
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: ALFREDPAORN on July 11, 2009 04:33 AM
Quote from: lenkabisca
Quote from: EammyHeh, I'm not really a fan of spam, especially when it burns your eyes at the maximum pain threshold.

If you need a break from large projects, why not just make mini-movies, instead of tarnishing the character?



I really do want to continue making things, I really do. But I'm at this crux. It's hard for me to devote myself to anything, and like i said I'm just sort of running, i've been throwing myself off metaphorical cliffs into the world just to see what happens. I'm really at a crux and i'm anxious about living up to things i've done in my past. Plus my computer has been broken for a while. I think mini movies would be the best thing but I want them all to add up to this large thing i've been writing for a long time. I think that once i've dicked around in the world enough, which i have only recently been starting to have experiences since i've somehwat isolated myself from everything in the past, i'll go back to the flash. It is hilarious mutilating your own character though and the porn idea is going to stick in the large project with added depth ofcourse. . ..  but yeah i feel i have to dick around in the world right now. find people that look like kid rock who constantly roll tobakee and are cocky weird fuckers and fuck the shit out them . ofcourse i wanna keep making art and i've been feeling very confused and guilty and lost because i haven't been able to start a thing like i used to.

But yes, the poarn is going to be released on july 13 at 10 pm eastern time, if u would please very much please vote 5 on poarn.
And you say my shit has become like a cult thing??!?? This is all i've ever wanted , my dream was to have  a cult thing. A freaky obscure scary thing that a few bunch of poeple like a lot . Mayn if this is the case and i've acheived it then i'm a happy motherfucker.
but yes, i wanna keep doing stuff, i gotta keep doing stuff. and i've gotta shitton of stuff in my brain that just keep s developing . i just dont jknow when i'll actually set down and physically start making it.

but please, vote 5 on poarn. for this whole saga to retardedly continue. and it's got alfred the prostitute salesman in it. July 13 10 pm eastern time. i very much think it is a necessary step .. . .
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 11, 2009 06:17 AM
of course i will vote 5
although i'll have to use an alt now
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Greenkitten on July 11, 2009 04:09 PM
I'd vote 5 for u any day sexylegs
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Post by: anigen on July 12, 2009 09:32 PM
Quote from: Zekeyof course i will vote 5

this

Quote from: MagyarI'd vote 5 for u any day sexylegs

and this

minus the winking face

i prefer  
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Khawner_ on July 12, 2009 10:27 PM
You use the word "folks" alot.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: DrRumack on July 13, 2009 02:01 AM
You are the word "gay" alot.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: creamcorn on July 13, 2009 06:26 PM
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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: DrRumack on July 14, 2009 02:32 AM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/503329 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/503329)

and naturally
Thanks for voting, MrScriblam! Vote on 2 more submissions and you can deposit your 10 experience points for today!

Your experience gave you a voting power of 5.05 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 0% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 5.05 votes!

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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on July 14, 2009 02:58 AM
Thanks for voting, JSeed! Vote on 4 more submissions and you can deposit your 10 experience points for today!

Your experience gave you a voting power of 5.23 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 2% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 5.34 votes!
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Demigod25 on July 14, 2009 03:45 AM
EMILY YOUCIS i'd be proud to help you in your mission so you can count on my help. I hope to one day live life you do.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: RobHalford on July 14, 2009 04:07 AM
lol you used cannibal corpse.

5'ed
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: anigen on July 14, 2009 05:06 AM
its amazing

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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Alta Don on July 14, 2009 12:34 PM
brilliant
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: anigen on July 14, 2009 05:10 PM
Quote from: squfar^ faggots ^

wtf!!!!
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: creamcorn on July 14, 2009 07:53 PM
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Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: ALFREDPAORN on July 21, 2009 03:15 AM
thank you all who have helped. My poarn made it through the blamming faze.
A lot of people still think it sucks though. Well yes i've been fucking up lately with flash but I sill think that the alfred poarn was really good.
I dont know why i do it, i dont.
well i'll just see what the hell happens. but i'mm not giving up. im gonna make somethin goode one day. but my mind's been fucked lately., Well they sent me to the crisis center because of what i did with them hobos and they puttin me on lithium. Maybe this will help me be able to do work again.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: ALFREDPAORN on July 21, 2009 03:48 AM
I still do have this alfred thing i've been writing for 2 years and i plan it to be the Best thing i've Ever done. when it will actually get made i do not know.

But until that came i still had a halfway point dream. My dream was to make alfred a stupid stupid meme that people could jump on the bandwagon to and make fan art of him, fanart of him as porn, ultimately corrupting him.  Then he'd actually BE the furry character, geez, its so rediculous. I'd just love him to be a genuine exploitable cartoon porn star.
If you think that Alfred is sexy, show how much you love and worship him by drawing his sexiness yourself. Be a fangirl for alfred. BE A PATHETIC FANGIRL FOR ALFRED!!!!!!!! draw him doing porn. This will take the reality to the next level.

Well yes, i'm under so much pressure from the past alfred stuff and from other poeploe and from myself and from Making the Most out of LIfe and everything, so much fucking pressure. thaat's all i have to say. but i'm gonna rid it all. And do this new show on my own terms, and only if i feel so compelled to do it because of its beauty. that's all i can fuckiin do.
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: DrRumack on July 21, 2009 05:34 AM
best of luck
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: f0d on July 23, 2009 06:21 PM
Quote from: ALFREDPAORNBut until that came i still had a halfway point dream. My dream was to make alfred a stupid stupid meme that people could jump on the bandwagon to and make fan art of him, fanart of him as porn, ultimately corrupting him.  Then he'd actually BE the furry character, geez, its so rediculous. I'd just love him to be a genuine exploitable cartoon porn star.
If you think that Alfred is sexy, show how much you love and worship him by drawing his sexiness yourself. Be a fangirl for alfred. BE A PATHETIC FANGIRL FOR ALFRED!!!!!!!! draw him doing porn. This will take the reality to the next level.
mmm might just do that one day
Title: IT IS I. EMILY YOUCIS
Post by: Necronomitr0n on July 24, 2009 05:36 AM
Quote from: f0d
Quote from: ALFREDPAORNBut until that came i still had a halfway point dream. My dream was to make alfred a stupid stupid meme that people could jump on the bandwagon to and make fan art of him, fanart of him as porn, ultimately corrupting him.  Then he'd actually BE the furry character, geez, its so rediculous. I'd just love him to be a genuine exploitable cartoon porn star.
If you think that Alfred is sexy, show how much you love and worship him by drawing his sexiness yourself. Be a fangirl for alfred. BE A PATHETIC FANGIRL FOR ALFRED!!!!!!!! draw him doing porn. This will take the reality to the next level.
mmm might just do that one day
i knew you would be the first to cave in