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Title: i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom
Post by: trent bortknob on June 30, 2009 07:12 PM
i hate living in the basement!!!!!!!!
Title: i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom
Post by: Necronomitr0n on June 30, 2009 07:14 PM
that sucks

why are you living in the basement
Title: i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom
Post by: trent bortknob on June 30, 2009 07:16 PM
my parents made me go down here because i play loud music! i never wanted to live down here
Title: i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom
Post by: whoareyou on June 30, 2009 07:17 PM
Dig a little deeper and you'll hit the core. Live there.
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Post by: ansel on June 30, 2009 07:58 PM
my basement is gross and also full of centipedes. I don't go down there much though because I have a nic room where I can do wat I want    
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Post by: Flash on June 30, 2009 09:11 PM
relax dude one day you'll have your own anechoic chamber
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Post by: shura on June 30, 2009 09:32 PM
i don't think i could sleep in a place that has centipedes everywhere. i would worry that they would crawl all over me while i slept. i don't really have a problem with spiders tho
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Post by: texas on June 30, 2009 09:53 PM
the only insects that really bug me are dragonflies

and big moths
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 1, 2009 01:21 AM
Quote from: Sashurai don't think i could sleep in a place that has centipedes everywhere. i would worry that they would crawl all over me while i slept. i don't really have a problem with spiders tho
im not worried about them crawling on me while i sleep because i know they only go where there are spiders

thats why we have a centipede problem, because we have a spider problem

i didnt use to see spiders at all down here but then when i started using the de-humidifier (which kills centipedes because they lose moisture quickly) the house was crawling with them everywhere

now that its summer summer it gets really humid because PA has humid summers and the de-humidifier isnt enough to stop them from coming down here i guess

my step brother saw some breeding on the wall a few days ago

fuck that shit nigga
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Post by: mishkamash on July 1, 2009 02:23 AM
in all honesty i ended up sleeping in my basement one summer because it was too hot to sleep upstairs, even if we did have a/c on
at least i could play pool downstairs if i was ever bored!
but overall i thought it sucked
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Post by: redmongoose on July 1, 2009 02:52 AM
post pics
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Post by: shura on July 1, 2009 02:56 AM
Quote from: taylornow that its summer summer it gets really humid because PA has humid summers

yes jesus christ. its worse than the fucking tropics
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 1, 2009 03:03 AM
^ nice relevant post you fuckin idiot FUCK YOU jk lol
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Post by: FrozenSheep on July 1, 2009 03:05 AM
spiders
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 1, 2009 03:06 AM
its the ok i FORGIVE YOU
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 1, 2009 03:44 AM
What a pussy!
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Post by: W.A.C. on July 1, 2009 11:51 AM
Quote from: taylormy parents made me go down here because i play loud music! i never wanted to live down here
Oddly enough, the one at my house who plays music too loud through speakers is my dad. It drives my mom and I nuts. >_<

Edit-

I probably play my music too loud through headphones though. I blame my ear moisture problem. i'm gay
Title: i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom
Post by: Loathsome on July 1, 2009 12:47 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEpost pics

this
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 1, 2009 02:06 PM
i wish i had taken a pic of it

if i find another one i\\\'ll take a pic
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Post by: lenko on July 1, 2009 06:45 PM
my french faggot friend goes to france for the summer and he has centipedes comin out of his mattress all the time. they love it there apparently
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Post by: shura on July 1, 2009 07:14 PM
Quote from: lenkabiscamy french faggot friend goes to france for the summer and he has centipedes comin out of his mattress all the time. they love it there apparently

ew wtf  
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 1, 2009 07:20 PM
im glad i've never seen anything other than a house centipede because like in nature centipedes can get really fuckin big like a foot long
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Post by: ansel on July 1, 2009 07:38 PM
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house centipedes LOOK worse though

like, that's huge adn gross but house centipedes have so many little hairy legs ehrvdfhgrejgedg
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Post by: shura on July 1, 2009 11:13 PM
^ that picture just made me shudder. jesus christ its like a snake
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Post by: emanhattan on July 1, 2009 11:22 PM
DID YOU SAY A [size=]SNAKE[/size]

also yeh no centipides in mexico
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Post by: Michelle on July 2, 2009 03:19 AM
Quote from: taylormy step brother saw some breeding on the wall a few days ago

fuck that shit nigga
wow

i would scream and die
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 2, 2009 04:52 AM
Quote from: ansel(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi21.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb287%2Fcacoseraph%2Fpals%2Fyikes%2FKing_of_Heros.jpg&hash=048a937d576077209859f1e26408f4f0d1f0fcbf)

house centipedes LOOK worse though

like, that's huge adn gross but house centipedes have so many little hairy legs ehrvdfhgrejgedg
there are differences yeh

like the house centipede is creepier and its legs are fuckin freaky and when you see them in real life climbin on your walls its a bit disturbing but if i saw that fucking thing in my house i would shit myself leave the fuckin room and barricade the entrance until someone else could go in and kill it for me
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Post by: whoareyou on July 2, 2009 04:53 AM
Ai ya! Fan se rah le! Ew!
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Post by: W.A.C. on July 2, 2009 12:03 PM
That picture is disgusting. When I think of centipedes, I think of this:

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Post by: trent bortknob on July 23, 2009 12:17 AM
i've found two more in my room

one i killed and the other one got away

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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 23, 2009 01:54 AM
squef you know i could make the letters in your avatar dance
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Post by: jebxz on July 23, 2009 03:26 AM
holay shit i found a big ass snake in my basement (dont live down there thnk god) squirming around on the floor behind a shelf
man that was fucken gr0s
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Post by: Ghost Of A Bullet on July 23, 2009 03:37 AM
The one thing I hate about summer is the infestation, all sorts of bugs getting into people's houses to escape the heat.
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 23, 2009 03:45 AM
Quote from: squfarand yet you still haven\\\'t provided pictures
i kill them on the spot

the reason for that being that every time i turn away from them they dissapear

its like in those horror movies where someone looks ou the window and see\\\'s the killer then looks back and they\\\'re gone

lmao i made a bunch of really bad typos in that last sentence but if i edit it i will look even dumber and i\\\'ll get a bunch of replies saying "this post has been edited by taylor bortner"  which would okj

ok here is a pic

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Post by: billy on July 23, 2009 03:46 AM
Quote from: squfarya but there are a lot of spicks in mexico
ugh i'd take centipedes any day PLEASE
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Post by: jebxz on July 23, 2009 04:53 AM
man taylor that is fuckin gr0s!!!!
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on July 23, 2009 05:05 AM
i haven't had any creepy crawlies in my house

wait i take that back we had an ant infestation in the basement once
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Post by: Daveb0t on July 23, 2009 01:44 PM
tehehhh

oh wow thats gross
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Post by: Flash on July 23, 2009 04:21 PM
THOSE ARE REALLY FUCKING AWESOME as long as they stay away from me!!!!
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Post by: davidmoore0 on July 23, 2009 05:40 PM
those arachnids look like they would tear you up.
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Post by: Daveb0t on July 23, 2009 05:55 PM
FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK!!!!!
I officially hate you with the burning intensifying wrath of the 1,000,000,000,000th layer in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Philip K Dick on July 23, 2009 05:59 PM
wht thr efuckc
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Post by: billy on July 24, 2009 12:25 AM
i will bet i could kill the fuck out of all those spiders

man imagine how fuckin freaky and gross we look to spiders

we got teeth bigger than their whole fuckin bodies we could just crunch them up razor sharp teeth
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Post by: trent bortknob on July 24, 2009 01:52 AM
the one that got away yesterday i found later that night because my cat kept pawing at something on the wall

i killed it w/ my shoe

my cat is the best
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Post by: billy on July 24, 2009 02:28 AM
Quote from: taylorthe one that got away yesterday i found later that night because my cat kept pawing at something on the wall

i killed it w/ my shoe

my cat is the best
This one time my cat was crunching on something... he was like, chewing and there were these big nasty crunching sounds, and then he closed his mouth, and like 5 sec later, this beetle flew out of his mouth completely unharmed and flew away into the sky.

Beetles are some tough motherfuckers
Title: i found a really big centipede in my fuckin bedroom
Post by: Flash on July 24, 2009 02:38 AM
I read on that "darwin awards" site that some guy died because he was riding his motorcycle really fast without a helmet
he didn't crash or anything - he hit a big beetle and it pierced through his skull
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Post by: shura on July 24, 2009 05:09 AM
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i love this
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Post by: shura on July 24, 2009 10:53 AM
you know it
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Post by: Greenkitten on July 24, 2009 11:04 AM
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
A centipede with athlete's foot !
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot ?
A walkie talkie !
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat ?
A centipede with chilblains !
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a centipede !
What do you call a guard with 100 legs ?
A sentrypede !
Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!
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Post by: creamcorn on July 24, 2009 05:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKnisE0fhOs
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Post by: Fuzz on July 24, 2009 06:19 PM
Why do we have so many threads with pictures of strange creatures in them?
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