exhibition 1: mindchamber forgets his password and blames it on me
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exhibition 2: didn't do my research
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exhibition 3: tldr
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unfortunately they all came from newgrounds, but hopefully i can catch more shenanigans on other parts of the web! feel free to share your wonderful print screens before they realize how stupid they were
Are-Till You are ugly.
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^these were from the its over nine-thousand flash by that faggot who slapped together 4chan memes and raw images, and got front page on NG
i couldnt even tell what the third one was about
and i lost interest less than halfway through
ravi is the new trollface
I like how in rtils third one, he used "colt" in place of "cult". lololol
its not even worth replying to these stupid cunts
but i know the urge is their to make them feel even more stupid
me and nogfish dont draw in any way similar wtf
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i think you mean ultimatepwnage, campnorth copies nathaniel milburn and buzzwerd not zekey or nogfish
Quote from: rtilexhibition 1: mindchamber forgets his password and blames it on me
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"Dealing with the biggest contradicting pussy", I hate people who believe that getting a point through a statement isnt enough (they have to win an argurement).
Anyway, on the Newgrounds Programmer forum a guy wanted opinions on his "website" (link (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1054710/1)), and I gave my honest opinion...
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He didnt take it very well.
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Nogfish invented knives apparently
WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TALENT DOING SOMETHING YOU WANT TO BE DOING ITS APPAULING MY GOD
rtil have my children
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEWHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TALENT DOING SOMETHING YOU WANT TO BE DOING ITS APPAULING MY GOD
^
Quote from: Buckrtil have my children
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why would u be so mean 2 a 13 year old
youtube peanuts!
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Quote from: rtilyoutube peanuts!
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lmao
youtube walnuts! (Disney fan people me and a buddy were trolling)
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body splited
shocked by a million bolts oh my
Quote from: Zekeyme and nogfish dont draw in any way similar wtf
I dunno, big eyes. Big noses, and small mouths
Looks pretty similar to me
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Looks like he's inspired by him.
Quote from: whoareyouLooks like he's inspired by him.
I'm inspired by Zekey
golden trout
Someone said I was stalking him after I gave him 2 negative reviews.
The reviews were 2 years apart.
No screenshots cause he deleted his whiney responce where he tells me to leave him alone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
how did he get naked so fast?
also, hahahah.... seizure.
wait, i think he tries to shove that remote up his ass about halfway through
lmfao why the hell would he try to shove a remote up his ass, seriously.
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make this an Emoticon
here's some pretty nutty peanuts right here!!
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http://duckdivision.x10hosting.com/tba_cp.txt (http://duckdivision.x10hosting.com/tba_cp.txt)
also http://cryptm.org/~nort/intc/helo/ng/ (http://cryptm.org/~nort/intc/helo/ng/)
zeeb i love ya but sometimes you're really really gay
maybe it's all the faggots you hang out with or something i dunno
Quote from: Chohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
0:22
That scream reminds me of the video of that cat getting burned someone linked in IRC a while back. Both screams sound strangely similar.
Quote from: rtilzeeb i love ya and sometimes you're really really gay
so let's hang out at the mall or something, sweety :*
You're cool.
Quote from: rtilzeeb i love ya but sometimes you're really really gay
maybe it's all the faggots you hang out with or something i dunno
lmfao
Holy fuck this topic is awesome.
That wowfag seriously sounded like a dying animal of some sort.
Quote from: HackBenjaminHoly fuck this topic is awesome.
That wowfag seriously sounded like a dying animal of some sort.
Sure it is. Now post some stuff on here to keep it alive. Like this...
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A fine example of a person who fails at giving straight answers to questions.
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A fine example of a person who fails at giving straight answers to questions.
EPIC FAILURE
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319)
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuohttp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319)
lmfao too true
oh and http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/715656/1 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/715656/1)
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wow
lmao what forum did you get that from?
ngbbs
bluehippo posted it
wat
memories
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/rockart...hter-main-group (http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/rockartofwar/monster-fighter-main-group)
this has a score of 2.94, though it was well above three before i gave it a zero.
newgrounds.com: a place to ponder art and philosophy.
srsly.
oh lawdy bluehippo has gone quite downhill eh
SPA always brings a warm glow to my heart
Quote from: Chohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
ok sorry for bumping this topic but I just had to post this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bCs8eu6hAs
it seriously reminds me of the way Randy Marsh from southpark reacts to some stuff.
BlueHippo is cooler than most of you. Even if he is fat.
Quote from: whoareyouBlueHippo is cooler than most of you. Even if he is fat.
BlueHippo is skinny as fuck.
everybody luvs bluehippo except jonny
who is blue hippo
Quotewho is blue hippo
a perfect example of what happens when you spend too much time on newgrounds
ran into this beauty today
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Quote from: squfarblue hippo is a guy who will simultaneously level up 30 alt accounts on NG because he is Loyal & Trustworthy, All Praise 2 BluHIppo,
http://sinister.newgrounds.com (http://sinister.newgrounds.com)
^ this
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on leone's beast boy hentai parody thing
Quote from: psi43http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bCs8eu6hAs
it seriously reminds me of the way Randy Marsh from southpark reacts to some stuff.
I can't breathe
Quote from: anselQuote from: psi43http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bCs8eu6hAs
it seriously reminds me of the way Randy Marsh from southpark reacts to some stuff.
I can't breathe
lmfao same here
Quote from: Chohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
my god there's new ones - same kid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFMs2w9Qexg
Ahahahahahaa that kid's littler brother is awesome
Quote from: retrosmashQuote from: anselQuote from: psi43http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bCs8eu6hAs
it seriously reminds me of the way Randy Marsh from southpark reacts to some stuff.
I can't breathe
lmfao same here
THis is the best thing I've seen since tits
stop betraying me man, dick move
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on leone's beast boy hentai parody thing
are you on a mac?
yeah
why do you ask
just wondering
i thought i recongized mac's version of cleartype that makes every font ridiculously bold
hmmm
I wish I had the PM left from this one guy who said he is sitting outside of my home with a sniper intending to shoot me and my family, lmao.
Quote from: rtilQuote from: Chohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
hahahahahhahhahahahaa fuckin rofl
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WTF
Ne fan se rah le, Orangebeef. Wo bu she hwan ji.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8OWZyKIoU
man why is that little brother bein such an asshole makin his bro freak out
in fairness the older brother is a TOTAL dick
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I SWEAR
YOULL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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Such a shame for that guitar. Any others rtil?
Quote from: AdamSuch a shame for that guitar. Any others rtil?
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=waffle...amp;view=videos (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=wafflepwn&view=videos)
Wow, rich kids are stupid as fuck.
obviously a
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are fuzz and wac basically the same person or am i imagining that
Quote from: cujoare fuzz and wac basically the same person or am i imagining that
Why does everybody say that?!?!?!
There is a part two to the original WOW Freakout video. Here is the kid's reaction to seeing a video of his self humiliation online!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cSECgfq_NMw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cSECgfq_NMw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
"three million people want to know why you shoved a remote up your butt"
i fucking love this kid
Quote from: squfarQuote from: Blordowobviously a
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a gnome???
a troll you fa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a8CWuX1TTI
Quote from: rtilhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a8CWuX1TTI
why don't they just send this kid to boot camp or something and straighten him out, good grief!
I'm amazed his family still let him live with them.
Quote from: AshingtonI'm amazed his family still let him live with them.
i'm amazed you actually think the videos are real
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: AshingtonI'm amazed his family still let him live with them.
i'm amazed you actually think the videos are real
if you lived in the usa and saw the state of the youth these days i think you'd believe it a lot more readily
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: AshingtonI'm amazed his family still let him live with them.
i'm amazed you actually think the videos are real
its all too perfect with the older brother's voice and everything
the timing, the perfect camera angles, it's so staged, and the whole family gets in the action so its fuckin authentic
yeah if the kid really had anger problems like it looks like he would probably
i dunno do more that just SHOVE his brother at one point or another
i still believe that the videos are real but thats probably because i really really hope that they are
i like to believe they're real because they're funnier that way
Quote from: Billythe timing
yeah this is the main slip i guess. the older brother is never ranting/shouting when the younger brother is setting things up and informing us what's going on
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: Billythe timing
yeah this is the main slip i guess. the older brother is never ranting/shouting when the younger brother is setting things up and informing us what's going on
Actually, you can hear his brother shouting in the background at the intro for some videos, like the microwave one. Even though I kinda believe they're real since it's funnier that way, the video with the truck totally looks staged
i just cant imagine someone really taking off all their clothes and shoving a remote control up their ass in rage
Quote from: Mushroomboy5Are-Till You are ugly.
i went to public school in florida
i've been around plenty of people like that kid and believe these to be real
i think the first one is real at least
Quote from: Zekeyi went to public school in florida
i've been around plenty of people like that kid and believe these to be real
this is what I mean
Quote from: Sashurai just cant imagine someone really taking off all their clothes and shoving a remote control up their ass in rage
who would do it in order to try to be funny??
no spoiled rich kid is that good of an actor
has anyone noticed that in most of these videos that guy takes off his shirt (when hes not already shirtless that is!)
hahahahhahaha next to the remote control up the ass one, this is the best one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nn8OWZyKIoU&hl=es&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nn8OWZyKIoU&hl=es&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
lmaio this is so bad i thought it also deserves a spot in here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO30g3s-FmE
Quote from: chickenlmaio this is so bad i thought it also deserves a spot in here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO30g3s-FmE
No way in hell that one's real.
This guy. (http://fu101.newgrounds.com)
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: chickenlmaio this is so bad i thought it also deserves a spot in here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO30g3s-FmE
No way in hell that one's real.
....really? did you just say that?
ok did anyone else notice that in the original video he has a boner?? at 0:55 when he comes out of the closet. and then at 0:58 it's like flopping around?
sorry if that ruins anyones day
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fanimu
frigen stupid idc about gay japanese movies and twho the hell names a person ponyo and noah cyrus and frankie jonas are ugly this movie is so stupid
Quote from: 99There is a part two to the original WOW Freakout video. Here is the kid's reaction to seeing a video of his self humiliation online!
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did anyone save this cause I missed it
"if you dont write a scentence correctly you blatantly show yourself as ignorant"
^
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heh
YOU SHOULD FIGHT HIM!! I GOT YUR BACK MAN!!
i cant tell who's a worse failure of a human being, junkyard animation or diamond-armada
diamond armada
They are both horrible in their own special way
I love it when people on the internet are like "I will fucking snap your spine asshole" and when you finally meet them in real life they're like "haha man you know I was just kidding".
If there's a gym with a boxing ring near the comic con and I should to the CC some day, I will try to talk mindchamber into boxing with me.
even if i lost it would still be fun
Quote from: psi43I love it when people on the internet are like "I will fucking snap your spine asshole" and when you finally meet them in real life they're like "haha man you know I was just kidding".
If there's a gym with a boxing ring near the comic con and I should to the CC some day, I will try to talk mindchamber into boxing with me.
even if i lost it would still be fun
ng meet '10
Quote from: psi43I love it when people on the internet are like "I will fucking snap your spine asshole" and when you finally meet them in real life they're like "haha man you know I was just kidding".
If there's a gym with a boxing ring near the comic con and I should to the CC some day, I will try to talk mindchamber into boxing with me.
even if i lost it would still be fun
i will bring popcorn, milkduds and a lawn chair.
wait i know diamond armada is gay but how is he gayer then junkyardanimation
i think diamond armada is gayer because junkyardanimation is stupid funny but diamond armada is just plain stupid
diamond armada makes some really bad cartoons
diamond armada has autism
i don't know who diamond armanda is but I think i'm happy with that
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lmfao thats so lame
junkyard is pretty much the epitome of the "...I'm kind of a big deal....ON THE INTERNET" flash animator
i love how defensive he got over cartoons that he apparently makes 'for fun'
god shut up
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http://mysticsongohan.newgrounds.com/news/post/358824 (http://mysticsongohan.newgrounds.com/news/post/358824)
^ my alt
oh and
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"Shit"
by: Darksr
date: 8 hours ago
My eyes and my soul is corrupted now!!!
Cero dude!!!
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that picture looks live a live action rocket power reunion
Quote from: Zekeythat picture looks live a live action rocket power reunion
who says it isn't
anigen can be squid squf can be reggie rtil can be twister ansel can be otto and jseed can be tito
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exclusive personal email convo between my mom and i made public for my bros at the tba
read from the bottom up or you'll be really confused
QuoteFrom:
"Sharla Bortner"
View contact details
To:
"Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Of course you didn't Chris. You're never wrong. I wish you the same miserable life that he has. I am having the time of my life. Mostly because you're not in it. Please stay up north. Screw up the poor women up there. Nobody wants you down here.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 1:32:18 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom
hey i didnt read this because it's probably the same recycled stuff from before
misinterpretations, quotations manipulated to have different meanings, etc
this conversation shouldnt have been what it was. i asked for help and you didnt want to. im in no position to judge if that is right or wrong, and it doesnt hurt my feelings that you dont want to. that should have just been the end of it
and this IS the end of it
--- On Mon, 8/17/09, Sharla Bortner wrote:
From: Sharla Bortner
Subject: Re: hey mom
To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, August 17, 2009, 11:32 AM
Nobody forced you to go to Pennsylvania. You made that decision. I'm sorry that your parents have such a leash on you. You forced me to sign papers letting you go. They are signed and I moved on just like I told you I would. You act just like your father in every way. But, I don't think you are realizing just yet that I'm not trying to get to you. I'm just stating a fact. I can't imagine what I'm supposed to want from you. In case you aren't aware of this, I haven't tried to see you Taylor. I haven't tried to contact you. Your e-mail sounds like some ignorant, uneducated, very angry adolescent. I am not going to respond to anymore e-mails like that from you. You agree that you have behaved terribly. Then you have Chris Bortner's gall to hold your hand out. Then when you don't get it you are furious and act like a 2-year old, just like your father. My finances are none of your business. As for you, I don't want involved in your drama. You must have some serious problems if they have such a hold on you.. Again, none of my business. If you can't e-mail me without every other word being filth, then don't e-mail me at all. I don't care about how Lori or your dad treats you. I couldn't care less about your homecoming or your clothes. I'm trying to get you to realize that the relationship you had with me is over and has been for a long time. I've moved on. I'm happy. I'm doing great at work. I'm sorry if you are bitter. I'm sorry you are so angry. I'm not, The sentence you wrote about "putting you down will not get me what I want." I don't want anything. In response to your "I would have thought that you would haved learned that by now," I'm not interested in learning about you. I don't want to hear from you, I don't want to see you, and I'm not wrong for feeling that way. I couldn't care less if you hate me. Just like your father, you don't know how to love. Do you honestly think I have lost anything by keeping you and your father out of my life? I loved the way you were so arrogant as to believe that I would "fabricate" this and make it a big deal over nothing. It is nothing. Who would I tell? Everyone I'm around now doesn't even know I have kids. I'm not worried, as you said, about sending you money. I have no intention of sending you anything. I'm trying to get you to understand--I just don't care anymore. I'm very sorry your life is messed up, but that is your father and Lori's problem not mine. Again, if you can't e-mail me in a less combative way consider this your last e-mail. If you send another one like the trash you sent here, I will block you and ask that you discontinue all communication with me. I don't care Taylor. I don't want you here. I don't communicate with your dad. I haven't in months, and I don't intend to. I have no ties to you. After the e-mail you sent, I want no more ties with you. I don't know how to be any clearer. It's like I used to tell Chris--You're like a 6-year old playing hide and seek by himself. You hide in the bushes all day long thinking you are so clever, but no one is looking for you. You're wasting your anger on me Taylor. I don't care if you hate me. I just flat don't care at all. It's been over a year now. Everything has happened exactly the way I said it would. I was prepared to lose both of you, and I did. I don't have any expectations of your life. I will never see you graduate, go to homecoming dances, or proms. I'm fine with that now. This e-mail has given me a chance to say what I've been wanting to say for a long time. I just want peace for the remainder of my life Taylor. If you can't do that, so be it. Yes I have changed. You sent me an e-mail in desperate need of money. I told no one about it, and waited a while before I responded to it. I've changed more than you know.. I just know I don't want another round with another Bortner. I wish you the best.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner
Sent: Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:39:11 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom
look mom, i fucking told you that i only came to you because i didnt have anyone else to go to. do you think that if i COULD have stayed home from those gay ass family reunion trips that i would have hesitated for a second? i'm not 18, and dad and lori dont give me an inch of freedom.. and i said before, if you dont want to send me money thats fine, god knows i dont deserve it, and i know i have two jobs, but i explained that they weren't giving me hours because of the trip
and don't pull that stupid "you're acting like your father" bullshit on me. that stuff doesn't work on me anymore, and hasn't in years
you can't get what you want by putting me down, and i would have thought that you'd have learned that by now
anyway that is besides the point, i asked if you would help me when i needed help, and you don't want to. i dont hold it against you, because you're totally justified to do so. i've done basically nothing to aid you ever, i didnt even remember to email you on your birthday
dont worry about sending me anything, i can figure it out by myself. i just thought that i would ask
also, i want you to know that i dont hate you, though you probably think that i do
im not sure i could say that i can say that i love anyone, though
i knew that you would misinterpret my email, fabricate some huge shit out of nothing. you haven't changed one bit
i hope that you're as successful as you say that you are
--- On Fri, 8/14/09, Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Sharla Bortner
Subject: Re: hey mom
To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, August 14, 2009, 11:30 PM
You told me your dad's business was doing fine. Clearly it is or you wouldn't be able to go on vacations for three weeks. You are almost 18 years old. Why didn't you stay home and continue working? I thought you had three jobs. Why don't you have any money? I don't have anything to do with your school Taylor. You made sure of that remember? If it's homecoming, are your mom and dad walking you across the field since you are a senior? It sounds like your dad is the same wimp he always was. At least when I ran over him I spent his money on you. Did you really think Lori would let him spend his money on anything but her kids? I don't blame her. I pity her for having to be married to him, but I especially pity her for having to raise his kids so he can do whatever he pleases. I have no interest in your homecoming Taylor. Just like your dad, you honestly believe you have the ability to get to me. Just like your dad, you're wrong. I am doing great. I am so glad the Bortner drama is where it belongs. The two of you don't live in reality Taylor. I wish you could really see yourself for who you are but you can't, just like your dad. I can't tell you how good it feels to have that bullshit out of my life. For the first time since I was 24 years old the world is normal again. Don't try to use me Taylor. It didn't work for your idiot father and it won't work for you. The way you have treated me is a reflection of who you are and the sick man who is raising you. I have no interest in you or your ridiculous attempts to manipulate me. You're on the way to be as big a fuckup as your dad, but you're not quite there yet. I think it's actually pathetic. If this is really who you are, you are doing me a favor by staying out of my life. I'm happier than I have ever been. I don't want another screwed up Bortner's drama affecting my life. If that is harsh, look in the mirror. You know you've been horrible to me this past year. You said so in your e-mail. But if you are as much like your dad as I think you are, blame me. North-eastern yankees.....you people are hilarious.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner
Sent: Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:37:15 PM
Subject: hey mom
i feel really bad asking this of you because i've done so little to deserve it, but you're the only one i know to come to
because of all of the family reunions that dad and lori have been making me go to, i've had to take a lot of time off of work, and i've only gotten like $50 in the past 3 weeks
i can barely afford to pay for dates with my girlfriend (her name is lauren) let alone anything anything i want to buy for myself
that is OK though, i dont need a whole lot of extra clothes and i'll only buy some when i can afford to
the real problem is that lauren and i are going to homecoming together and none of my suits match the dress that she bought
lauren and i are going shopping for a matching outfit on the 23rd this month, and dad originally told me that he was going to help me pay for the clothing, but somehow i think lori changed his mind because now i have to pay for all of it
with the limited deadline i have and pay day two weeks away, i'm not gonna be able to get my pay check in time to pay!!
i know that you've already sent me money, and since i already have jobs i feel awful asking you for money, but the only other way i could pay is if i took it out of my savings (which is for me so that i can move the fuck away from dad and lori ASAP). any amount is fine!!
and if you cant send any or just dont want to, i'll understand and it is totally and completely fine. i know what im doing is really rude and it pains me to ask this of you but i dont know what else to do!!!
thanks a lot either way, mom
-taylor
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man ur're mom is a f*ckin n00b!!11
wow.....
I dont know what to say
damn taylor your mom's a bitch
Quote from: taylorread from the bottom up or you'll be really confused
I'm still confused
Quote from: anselQuote from: taylorread from the bottom up or you'll be really confused
I'm still confused
sorry about that
dude, your mom fucking sucks sorry to hear that. congrats on homecoming and all that though. highschool is pretty gay
your mom is like most moms in the sense that she repeats herself as much as humanly possible. and the worst thing is that in an e-mail you can keep doing it without someone interrupting
Quote from: taylorexclusive personal email convo between my mom and i made public for my bros at the tba
read from the bottom up or you'll be really confused
QuoteFrom:
"Sharla Bortner"
View contact details
To:
"Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Of course you didn't Chris. You're never wrong. I wish you the same miserable life that he has. I am having the time of my life. Mostly because you're not in it. Please stay up north. Screw up the poor women up there. Nobody wants you down here.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 1:32:18 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom
hey i didnt read this because it's probably the same recycled stuff from before
misinterpretations, quotations manipulated to have different meanings, etc
this conversation shouldnt have been what it was. i asked for help and you didnt want to. im in no position to judge if that is right or wrong, and it doesnt hurt my feelings that you dont want to. that should have just been the end of it
and this IS the end of it
--- On Mon, 8/17/09, Sharla Bortner wrote:
From: Sharla Bortner
Subject: Re: hey mom
To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, August 17, 2009, 11:32 AM
Nobody forced you to go to Pennsylvania. You made that decision. I'm sorry that your parents have such a leash on you. You forced me to sign papers letting you go. They are signed and I moved on just like I told you I would. You act just like your father in every way. But, I don't think you are realizing just yet that I'm not trying to get to you. I'm just stating a fact. I can't imagine what I'm supposed to want from you. In case you aren't aware of this, I haven't tried to see you Taylor. I haven't tried to contact you. Your e-mail sounds like some ignorant, uneducated, very angry adolescent. I am not going to respond to anymore e-mails like that from you. You agree that you have behaved terribly. Then you have Chris Bortner's gall to hold your hand out. Then when you don't get it you are furious and act like a 2-year old, just like your father. My finances are none of your business. As for you, I don't want involved in your drama. You must have some serious problems if they have such a hold on you.. Again, none of my business. If you can't e-mail me without every other word being filth, then don't e-mail me at all. I don't care about how Lori or your dad treats you. I couldn't care less about your homecoming or your clothes. I'm trying to get you to realize that the relationship you had with me is over and has been for a long time. I've moved on. I'm happy. I'm doing great at work. I'm sorry if you are bitter. I'm sorry you are so angry. I'm not, The sentence you wrote about "putting you down will not get me what I want." I don't want anything. In response to your "I would have thought that you would haved learned that by now," I'm not interested in learning about you. I don't want to hear from you, I don't want to see you, and I'm not wrong for feeling that way. I couldn't care less if you hate me. Just like your father, you don't know how to love. Do you honestly think I have lost anything by keeping you and your father out of my life? I loved the way you were so arrogant as to believe that I would "fabricate" this and make it a big deal over nothing. It is nothing. Who would I tell? Everyone I'm around now doesn't even know I have kids. I'm not worried, as you said, about sending you money. I have no intention of sending you anything. I'm trying to get you to understand--I just don't care anymore. I'm very sorry your life is messed up, but that is your father and Lori's problem not mine. Again, if you can't e-mail me in a less combative way consider this your last e-mail. If you send another one like the trash you sent here, I will block you and ask that you discontinue all communication with me. I don't care Taylor. I don't want you here. I don't communicate with your dad. I haven't in months, and I don't intend to. I have no ties to you. After the e-mail you sent, I want no more ties with you. I don't know how to be any clearer. It's like I used to tell Chris--You're like a 6-year old playing hide and seek by himself. You hide in the bushes all day long thinking you are so clever, but no one is looking for you. You're wasting your anger on me Taylor. I don't care if you hate me. I just flat don't care at all. It's been over a year now. Everything has happened exactly the way I said it would. I was prepared to lose both of you, and I did. I don't have any expectations of your life. I will never see you graduate, go to homecoming dances, or proms. I'm fine with that now. This e-mail has given me a chance to say what I've been wanting to say for a long time. I just want peace for the remainder of my life Taylor. If you can't do that, so be it. Yes I have changed. You sent me an e-mail in desperate need of money. I told no one about it, and waited a while before I responded to it. I've changed more than you know.. I just know I don't want another round with another Bortner. I wish you the best.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner
Sent: Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:39:11 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom
look mom, i fucking told you that i only came to you because i didnt have anyone else to go to. do you think that if i COULD have stayed home from those gay ass family reunion trips that i would have hesitated for a second? i'm not 18, and dad and lori dont give me an inch of freedom.. and i said before, if you dont want to send me money thats fine, god knows i dont deserve it, and i know i have two jobs, but i explained that they weren't giving me hours because of the trip
and don't pull that stupid "you're acting like your father" bullshit on me. that stuff doesn't work on me anymore, and hasn't in years
you can't get what you want by putting me down, and i would have thought that you'd have learned that by now
anyway that is besides the point, i asked if you would help me when i needed help, and you don't want to. i dont hold it against you, because you're totally justified to do so. i've done basically nothing to aid you ever, i didnt even remember to email you on your birthday
dont worry about sending me anything, i can figure it out by myself. i just thought that i would ask
also, i want you to know that i dont hate you, though you probably think that i do
im not sure i could say that i can say that i love anyone, though
i knew that you would misinterpret my email, fabricate some huge shit out of nothing. you haven't changed one bit
i hope that you're as successful as you say that you are
--- On Fri, 8/14/09, Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Sharla Bortner
Subject: Re: hey mom
To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, August 14, 2009, 11:30 PM
You told me your dad's business was doing fine. Clearly it is or you wouldn't be able to go on vacations for three weeks. You are almost 18 years old. Why didn't you stay home and continue working? I thought you had three jobs. Why don't you have any money? I don't have anything to do with your school Taylor. You made sure of that remember? If it's homecoming, are your mom and dad walking you across the field since you are a senior? It sounds like your dad is the same wimp he always was. At least when I ran over him I spent his money on you. Did you really think Lori would let him spend his money on anything but her kids? I don't blame her. I pity her for having to be married to him, but I especially pity her for having to raise his kids so he can do whatever he pleases. I have no interest in your homecoming Taylor. Just like your dad, you honestly believe you have the ability to get to me. Just like your dad, you're wrong. I am doing great. I am so glad the Bortner drama is where it belongs. The two of you don't live in reality Taylor. I wish you could really see yourself for who you are but you can't, just like your dad. I can't tell you how good it feels to have that bullshit out of my life. For the first time since I was 24 years old the world is normal again. Don't try to use me Taylor. It didn't work for your idiot father and it won't work for you. The way you have treated me is a reflection of who you are and the sick man who is raising you. I have no interest in you or your ridiculous attempts to manipulate me. You're on the way to be as big a fuckup as your dad, but you're not quite there yet. I think it's actually pathetic. If this is really who you are, you are doing me a favor by staying out of my life. I'm happier than I have ever been. I don't want another screwed up Bortner's drama affecting my life. If that is harsh, look in the mirror. You know you've been horrible to me this past year. You said so in your e-mail. But if you are as much like your dad as I think you are, blame me. North-eastern yankees.....you people are hilarious.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner
Sent: Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:37:15 PM
Subject: hey mom
i feel really bad asking this of you because i've done so little to deserve it, but you're the only one i know to come to
because of all of the family reunions that dad and lori have been making me go to, i've had to take a lot of time off of work, and i've only gotten like $50 in the past 3 weeks
i can barely afford to pay for dates with my girlfriend (her name is lauren) let alone anything anything i want to buy for myself
that is OK though, i dont need a whole lot of extra clothes and i'll only buy some when i can afford to
the real problem is that lauren and i are going to homecoming together and none of my suits match the dress that she bought
lauren and i are going shopping for a matching outfit on the 23rd this month, and dad originally told me that he was going to help me pay for the clothing, but somehow i think lori changed his mind because now i have to pay for all of it
with the limited deadline i have and pay day two weeks away, i'm not gonna be able to get my pay check in time to pay!!
i know that you've already sent me money, and since i already have jobs i feel awful asking you for money, but the only other way i could pay is if i took it out of my savings (which is for me so that i can move the fuck away from dad and lori ASAP). any amount is fine!!
and if you cant send any or just dont want to, i'll understand and it is totally and completely fine. i know what im doing is really rude and it pains me to ask this of you but i dont know what else to do!!!
thanks a lot either way, mom
-taylor
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cool story bro
oh
sad to see that our moms are very similar, taylor
my parents didn't get divorced yet though.
edit: and dam zekey one more hilarious post by you wow how can you keep the comedy in your blood up for so long
Quote from: psi43edit: and dam zekey one more hilarious post by you wow how can you keep the comedy in your blood up for so long
says psi "pumpkinlock" 43
Quote from: ZekeyQuote from: taylorexclusive personal email convo between my mom and i made public for my bros at the tba
read from the bottom up or you'll be really confused
QuoteFrom:
"Sharla Bortner"
View contact details
To:
"Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Of course you didn't Chris. You're never wrong. I wish you the same miserable life that he has. I am having the time of my life. Mostly because you're not in it. Please stay up north. Screw up the poor women up there. Nobody wants you down here.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 1:32:18 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom
hey i didnt read this because it's probably the same recycled stuff from before
misinterpretations, quotations manipulated to have different meanings, etc
this conversation shouldnt have been what it was. i asked for help and you didnt want to. im in no position to judge if that is right or wrong, and it doesnt hurt my feelings that you dont want to. that should have just been the end of it
and this IS the end of it
--- On Mon, 8/17/09, Sharla Bortner wrote:
From: Sharla Bortner
Subject: Re: hey mom
To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, August 17, 2009, 11:32 AM
Nobody forced you to go to Pennsylvania. You made that decision. I'm sorry that your parents have such a leash on you. You forced me to sign papers letting you go. They are signed and I moved on just like I told you I would. You act just like your father in every way. But, I don't think you are realizing just yet that I'm not trying to get to you. I'm just stating a fact. I can't imagine what I'm supposed to want from you. In case you aren't aware of this, I haven't tried to see you Taylor. I haven't tried to contact you. Your e-mail sounds like some ignorant, uneducated, very angry adolescent. I am not going to respond to anymore e-mails like that from you. You agree that you have behaved terribly. Then you have Chris Bortner's gall to hold your hand out. Then when you don't get it you are furious and act like a 2-year old, just like your father. My finances are none of your business. As for you, I don't want involved in your drama. You must have some serious problems if they have such a hold on you.. Again, none of my business. If you can't e-mail me without every other word being filth, then don't e-mail me at all. I don't care about how Lori or your dad treats you. I couldn't care less about your homecoming or your clothes. I'm trying to get you to realize that the relationship you had with me is over and has been for a long time. I've moved on. I'm happy. I'm doing great at work. I'm sorry if you are bitter. I'm sorry you are so angry. I'm not, The sentence you wrote about "putting you down will not get me what I want." I don't want anything. In response to your "I would have thought that you would haved learned that by now," I'm not interested in learning about you. I don't want to hear from you, I don't want to see you, and I'm not wrong for feeling that way. I couldn't care less if you hate me. Just like your father, you don't know how to love. Do you honestly think I have lost anything by keeping you and your father out of my life? I loved the way you were so arrogant as to believe that I would "fabricate" this and make it a big deal over nothing. It is nothing. Who would I tell? Everyone I'm around now doesn't even know I have kids. I'm not worried, as you said, about sending you money. I have no intention of sending you anything. I'm trying to get you to understand--I just don't care anymore. I'm very sorry your life is messed up, but that is your father and Lori's problem not mine. Again, if you can't e-mail me in a less combative way consider this your last e-mail. If you send another one like the trash you sent here, I will block you and ask that you discontinue all communication with me. I don't care Taylor. I don't want you here. I don't communicate with your dad. I haven't in months, and I don't intend to. I have no ties to you. After the e-mail you sent, I want no more ties with you. I don't know how to be any clearer. It's like I used to tell Chris--You're like a 6-year old playing hide and seek by himself. You hide in the bushes all day long thinking you are so clever, but no one is looking for you. You're wasting your anger on me Taylor. I don't care if you hate me. I just flat don't care at all. It's been over a year now. Everything has happened exactly the way I said it would. I was prepared to lose both of you, and I did. I don't have any expectations of your life. I will never see you graduate, go to homecoming dances, or proms. I'm fine with that now. This e-mail has given me a chance to say what I've been wanting to say for a long time. I just want peace for the remainder of my life Taylor. If you can't do that, so be it. Yes I have changed. You sent me an e-mail in desperate need of money. I told no one about it, and waited a while before I responded to it. I've changed more than you know.. I just know I don't want another round with another Bortner. I wish you the best.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner
Sent: Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:39:11 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom
look mom, i fucking told you that i only came to you because i didnt have anyone else to go to. do you think that if i COULD have stayed home from those gay ass family reunion trips that i would have hesitated for a second? i'm not 18, and dad and lori dont give me an inch of freedom.. and i said before, if you dont want to send me money thats fine, god knows i dont deserve it, and i know i have two jobs, but i explained that they weren't giving me hours because of the trip
and don't pull that stupid "you're acting like your father" bullshit on me. that stuff doesn't work on me anymore, and hasn't in years
you can't get what you want by putting me down, and i would have thought that you'd have learned that by now
anyway that is besides the point, i asked if you would help me when i needed help, and you don't want to. i dont hold it against you, because you're totally justified to do so. i've done basically nothing to aid you ever, i didnt even remember to email you on your birthday
dont worry about sending me anything, i can figure it out by myself. i just thought that i would ask
also, i want you to know that i dont hate you, though you probably think that i do
im not sure i could say that i can say that i love anyone, though
i knew that you would misinterpret my email, fabricate some huge shit out of nothing. you haven't changed one bit
i hope that you're as successful as you say that you are
--- On Fri, 8/14/09, Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Sharla Bortner
Subject: Re: hey mom
To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, August 14, 2009, 11:30 PM
You told me your dad's business was doing fine. Clearly it is or you wouldn't be able to go on vacations for three weeks. You are almost 18 years old. Why didn't you stay home and continue working? I thought you had three jobs. Why don't you have any money? I don't have anything to do with your school Taylor. You made sure of that remember? If it's homecoming, are your mom and dad walking you across the field since you are a senior? It sounds like your dad is the same wimp he always was. At least when I ran over him I spent his money on you. Did you really think Lori would let him spend his money on anything but her kids? I don't blame her. I pity her for having to be married to him, but I especially pity her for having to raise his kids so he can do whatever he pleases. I have no interest in your homecoming Taylor. Just like your dad, you honestly believe you have the ability to get to me. Just like your dad, you're wrong. I am doing great. I am so glad the Bortner drama is where it belongs. The two of you don't live in reality Taylor. I wish you could really see yourself for who you are but you can't, just like your dad. I can't tell you how good it feels to have that bullshit out of my life. For the first time since I was 24 years old the world is normal again. Don't try to use me Taylor. It didn't work for your idiot father and it won't work for you. The way you have treated me is a reflection of who you are and the sick man who is raising you. I have no interest in you or your ridiculous attempts to manipulate me. You're on the way to be as big a fuckup as your dad, but you're not quite there yet. I think it's actually pathetic. If this is really who you are, you are doing me a favor by staying out of my life. I'm happier than I have ever been. I don't want another screwed up Bortner's drama affecting my life. If that is harsh, look in the mirror. You know you've been horrible to me this past year. You said so in your e-mail. But if you are as much like your dad as I think you are, blame me. North-eastern yankees.....you people are hilarious.
From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner
Sent: Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:37:15 PM
Subject: hey mom
i feel really bad asking this of you because i've done so little to deserve it, but you're the only one i know to come to
because of all of the family reunions that dad and lori have been making me go to, i've had to take a lot of time off of work, and i've only gotten like $50 in the past 3 weeks
i can barely afford to pay for dates with my girlfriend (her name is lauren) let alone anything anything i want to buy for myself
that is OK though, i dont need a whole lot of extra clothes and i'll only buy some when i can afford to
the real problem is that lauren and i are going to homecoming together and none of my suits match the dress that she bought
lauren and i are going shopping for a matching outfit on the 23rd this month, and dad originally told me that he was going to help me pay for the clothing, but somehow i think lori changed his mind because now i have to pay for all of it
with the limited deadline i have and pay day two weeks away, i'm not gonna be able to get my pay check in time to pay!!
i know that you've already sent me money, and since i already have jobs i feel awful asking you for money, but the only other way i could pay is if i took it out of my savings (which is for me so that i can move the fuck away from dad and lori ASAP). any amount is fine!!
and if you cant send any or just dont want to, i'll understand and it is totally and completely fine. i know what im doing is really rude and it pains me to ask this of you but i dont know what else to do!!!
thanks a lot either way, mom
-taylor
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cool story bro
XD
Quote from: MrScriblamQuote from: psi43edit: and dam zekey one more hilarious post by you wow how can you keep the comedy in your blood up for so long
says psi "pumpkinlock" 43
in order to tell if someone is being funny or not, you have to be extremely hilarious yourself. Otherwise it does not work. ~MrScriblam
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQYc-3PaWQ
he sounds kind of like gilbert gottfried
"Go do laundry, go get a job or somethin', I am... workin' on it"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fh4QBLCA7s
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im so glad i downloaded them before he did
JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.
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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.
you're acting like you're the only person who picks on Chandler
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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.
OR, you know, maybe, it was the HUNDREDS OF OTHER PEOPLE
kill yourself
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I like how he said he was a flash animator and then contradicted himself saying he was bad at it
but what can you expect from someone with that 46 x 46 icon
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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.
WOW.
You are dumb.
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eman is slowpoke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO6G6_hndbk
new "greatest freakout ever" video. I love how the grandma says "is it up your ass as well?" at the end, so she must've seen the first freakout video lmfao.
don't mess with grandma. she'll go all 1960's punishment on your ass.
YEW CAN'T HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT
YOU WANNA BET?
YEA!
WELL THEN STAND UP
NOOOOOOOOH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXZjkW3TqTk
lmfao, the dog actually bit him at the end. I used to think it's fake (still loved it) but now I'm not so sure anymore.
LMAO
oh good lord ahahahahah
BOAH I CAINT WATCH FOOTBALL WITHOUT YOU BREAKIN SHIT
c'mere boy
i'm gonna rip your face off
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa man that guys granny is the most fucking hardcore granny ive ever heard
Quote from: rtilc'mere boy
oh man, we had a sound effects library at my high school that hand common human phrases on it, and one of the human phrases was come here boy.
and literally, it sounded like your hillbilly uncle would say it to you O.o
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and he blocked me
small world i just copy/pasted some hilarious PM he sent me last year on his page
Eman, just keep mailing him with different accounts. He's such a fucking douche.
im about to post a link to that pm in his page and expect him to ban all my alts yessir
I'm considering leaving ng because of this dude, like if being this stupid is acceptable anywhere it's somewhere i dont wanna be
Sir-Sciuto says:
hows it like to be mind controlled thinking everything must be original and creative? yes, that dbz mario series is dumb, but so is your ego.
MrScriblam responds:
lmao what ego
the thing that replaced mine was a slideshow ok i think i have a right to feel a little insulted
Sir-Sciuto says:
" a slideshow"
man, you really are a spoiled little shit aren't you. did you even watch the rest of it?
MrScriblam responds:
uhh
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/ (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/)
view/513884
as cool as this is its still a fuckin slideshow, he couldve just put it on youtube and made a frontpage post about it.
and furthermore it was taken off the frontpage in two days, along with a bunch of madness shit that wasn't funny that in all likelihood was made the month/week of that could have been replaced easily two days before instead of my cartoon that i spent six fucking months on
im sorry if im a 'spoiled little shit' for not liking your precious fucking dragged out 4chan joke copyright violating shitfest extravaganza either but its not what im talking about
even so im pretty sure someone as popular as alvin fuckworm doesn't need valiant defending from his braindead fans so fuck off
Sir-Sciuto says:
thank you for your hasty reply! the false assumptions you made such as how I was from 4chan and how i was a fan of alvin-earthworm were a nice touch too!
original or not that was ARTISTIC something you could NOT do. im sure you would have let it pass if it was some sort of steamboat mickey clay creation wouldn't you? because its original? old school? you should be happy you got on the frontpage, selfish fuck. now do you see why you're a spoiled shit?
you're just as bad as jonbro for complaining that his crappy sprite parodies are getting awards "stolen" from him by meatwadsprite and his equally crappy sprite parodies.
infact, your attempt to be original actually made you a rip-off! you pretty much copied zekeyspacelizard's style and animation techniques. you're a brainwashed tool. peace nig.
MrScriblam responds:
what the fuck lmao
ok you came here and pretty much told me i have a huge ego because id like something that i made/spent time on/am proud of to get more exposure, which is pretty much given to anyone who makes something related to a popular videogame on this site.
now you are telling me that im ripping off my good friend zekey by using a vector style and pretty much telling me what my artistic limitations are even though you've seen none of my clay work or otherwise.
it also seems you genuinely care about newgrounds politics
my good sir im afraid you are clearly an incredibly stupid person and there is no helping you there
Let it be known that all styles with vibrant color and shapes with corners are hereby a stylistic ripoff of Zekey.
Quoteyou're just as bad as jonbro for complaining that his crappy sprite parodies are getting awards "stolen" from him by meatwadsprite and his equally crappy sprite parodies.
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Quote from: RobHalfordLet it be known that all styles with vibrant color and shapes with corners are hereby a stylistic ripoff of Zekey.
as soon as anyone starts talking about style comparisons they lose all credibility imo
Quote from: MrScriblamI'm considering leaving ng because of this dude, like if being this stupid is acceptable anywhere it's somewhere i dont wanna be
being that stupid on ng is not only acceptable, it's encouraged and rewarded
the hordes of sprite-loving fanboys aren't going anywhere, and they are growing in numbers everyday
you'd be wise to pack up and head out of there, scribs
grrrrrrr grrr i hate newgrounds it has always beenshitty despite th fact i hung out ther efor years and it made me semi-successful fgrrrgteehtjtrhjrsjg agh fuck u tom fulp fuck u and ur amazing flash portal
Quote from: anselgrrrrrrr grrr i hate newgrounds it has always beenshitty despite th fact i hung out ther efor years and it made me semi-successful fgrrrgteehtjtrhjrsjg agh fuck u tom fulp fuck u and ur amazing flash portal
shut up you skinny white ugly prick
Quote from: anselgrrrrrrr grrr i hate newgrounds it has always beenshitty despite th fact i hung out ther efor years and it made me semi-successful fgrrrgteehtjtrhjrsjg agh fuck u tom fulp fuck u and ur amazing flash portal
>implying websites cant get worse over time
jesus christ ansel
Quote from: rtiljesus christ ansel
i waz actually exaggerating my own opinion not anyone else's and upon re-reading my post i can see how it would be misconstrued
i should probably stop posting for a while cause i jus keep getting gayer and ggayer
happens to the best of us ansel
^^^^^
i am living proof of this statement
later that day!
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i love how junkyard doesn't remember he wrote that comment i posted
Oh, and droid-tron, I think you mean "you're too far away" not "to"
ixintro says:
Oct. 21, 2009 | 1:39 AM
You're a faggot.
v v v v v v v v
JunkYardAnimations responds:
Oct. 22, 2009 | 9:13 AM
Last time I looked in the mirror it didn't look like I was a cigarette... where do you get your information from!?
JunkYardAnimations says:
Oct. 22, 2009 | 9:13 AM
you're a towel!
Way to gay up my userpage Junkyard.
Quote from: IxintroJunkYardAnimations says:
Oct. 22, 2009 | 9:13 AM
you're a towel!
there is this kid on my bus that always says "you're a towel" and i know it's from south park but it's still a strange coincidence
but actually that "joke" turned into something funny when this vietnamese exchange student didn't get it and kept saying "YOU SCHOOL BUS" to people
Quote from: Uncle Tоm"YOU SCHOOL BUS"
Lmao
Quote from: ZekeyQuote from: anselgrrrrrrr grrr i hate newgrounds it has always beenshitty despite th fact i hung out ther efor years and it made me semi-successful fgrrrgteehtjtrhjrsjg agh fuck u tom fulp fuck u and ur amazing flash portal
>implying websites cant get worse over time
>implying newgrounds wasn't always shitty
Quote from: BillyQuote from: ZekeyQuote from: anselgrrrrrrr grrr i hate newgrounds it has always beenshitty despite th fact i hung out ther efor years and it made me semi-successful fgrrrgteehtjtrhjrsjg agh fuck u tom fulp fuck u and ur amazing flash portal
>implying websites cant get worse over time
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Wow! It's like I'm actually on 4Chan!
Quote from: Mushroomboy5Wow! It's like I'm actually on 4Chan!
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i don't think any of you actually believe newgrounds was always shitty
the internet in general has always been shitty
i am edgy and hate everything
when i joined ng in 2005 i liked it for about 4 months
and then i joined the star syndicate
when I joined ng in 2001 the most popular thing on the site was assasin and the club the seal game actually I think the initial draw for NG was the depravity of the content
Quote from: anseli don't think any of you actually believe newgrounds was always shitty
you're kidding right?
Quote from: ZekeyQuote from: anseli don't think any of you actually believe newgrounds was always shitty
you're kidding right?
you slapped the newgrounds logo on all your shit and happily submitted your work there and made enormous newsposts to share cartoons with everyone
just because you've decided to hate the website and everything about it doesn't mean you can't admit you ever liked it
we arent talking about whether we liked it at one time or not
at one time i thought lolcats were funny that doesnt make it any less a horrible thing
Quote from: rtilwhen i joined ng in 2005 i liked it for about 4 months
and then i joined the star syndicate
when i joined ng in 2007 i liked it for about 4 months
and then i joined the kitty krew
There used to be a time when I really really liked newgrounds because I was like "hey I can put my stuff here on the internet for everyone to see my dreams came true lulz!"
Quote from: anselyou slapped the newgrounds logo on all your shit and happily submitted your work there and made enormous newsposts to share cartoons with everyone
just because you've decided to hate the website and everything about it doesn't mean you can't admit you ever liked it
oh wow.
wowie wowie wow.
okay kiddo you want an argument here we go.
Quote from: anselyou slapped the newgrounds logo on all your shit
First things first, I dont know actionscript. I hate it. And the only way to put a preloader on my shit was to use the newgrounds preloader. There were NO good tutorials back before you came along that taught how to make a decent working preloader. For all I know there still arent. This particular argument is retarded because other than contests and my very early work, I tried very hard NOT to put a newgrounds logo on anything. Why? Because it labels the cartoon as belonging to the site. You'll notice with the exception of LIKE A BROTHER (where the inclusion of the ng logo was gerkinmans idea) that I stopped using the NG logo for personal work a long LONG time ago. Because I knew one day I'd want to use the swfs for something else. I ended up stealing the codes I found in public FLA preloaders and using it to set up my own preloaders.
Same reason I joined AlbinoBlackSheep a year and a half later. Because I knew NG would eventually outlast its staying power and if the time came for me to leave it meant
A.) i had a much nice site to go to that treated its contributors respectfully
B.) i wouldnt have the NG corporate logo splattered all over my shit
Quote from: anselhappily submitted your work there
If you went back and read the descriptions and review responses on alot of my old cartoons you'd see I was NOT happy submitting my work to newgrounds because I'd always get dumbass reviews. Reviews which I learned later to ignore because the general audience of the site was 13 year olds and horny goths.
This is not to say that there werent aspects of the site I didnt enjoy. Hell, I liked the art forum for the first few months it existed before the mod staff let it devolve into sonic spriteville. There were even plenty of people there I liked. But those things dont balance out the myriad of terrible things about the site.
But I have been harshly criticizing the site and the way its run since at least 2004. I fought against shitty video game parodies and sprite cartoons for a LONG FUCKING TIME. Why do you think I joined the star syndicate? Why do you think I made so many cartoons making fun of other authors and dangerous trends in the site? BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD SITE? BECAUSE I LIKED THE CONTENT?
And its the same reason I hung around that place for so long.
Because Newgrounds
HAD potential. It had amazing potential to become an amazing art media website that could have gone beyond the Ebaums World level of humor.
Quote from: anselmade enormous newsposts to share cartoons with everyone
Why in all the holy fuck do you think I made those posts? GO BACK TO THE FIRST ONE YOU STUPID STUPID CHILD. Because the site had potential and NOONE was doing anything except copying egoraptor and oney and all the other popular authors. EVERYONE EVERYONE EVERYONE was making selfish posts talking about THEMSELVES and ruining the site even further than it already was.
Everyone was trying to do the same bullshit of making video game funnies over and over and over and werent exposing themselves to anything with imagination.
I didnt make those posts because I liked newgrounds. I made those posts because I hoped (foolishly) that I could inspire at least a few faggots to stop durr hurr hurring at 'Mario Eats a Slippery One 6" and maybe use their imaginations for once in their miserable prepubescent lives. To actually try being creative for once. To try a new idea once in a while maybe, despite the fact everyone on NG would hate it because it wasnt the same thing they were used to.
How have YOU, ansel, of all fucking people, NOT GOTTEN THIS?
Have you not seen the constant tirades I've been launching against aspects of the site for the last few years? Are you that fucking blind?
Do you know how many times I've had conservations with other authors trying to convince them NOT to leave newgrounds because I stupidly thought that maybe if we all hung on we could pull the site out of the dark hole of shit it had dug itself into? Jesus christ, man.
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whoa thats like a new record
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I feel pretty gay now
mostly because I do know that you were always opposed to the videogame shit spewed everywhere AND critical of NG's flaws, and while my post was pretty frivolous I still do stand by my statements, because i do think they have some merit
just as an example, and the one i thought of first, your robotic octopus snowman little thing not only has the ng preloader and ad in it, it also has NEWGROUNDS 2008 in the intro sequence. this may be an oddity but it's an example of how you DID brand your stuff for newgrounds on occasion, if not on your more lengthy works. in fairness this was a pretty petty way to make my point
i also know you often submitted work expecting to get shitty reviews and be underappreciated and that's something that irked me because I really do like your movies and thought they were often wasted on the newgrounds audience. some of my favorite things you've made were parodies of other artists and their productions. i was also a big fan of your cartoon posts and was sad to see them go, and i think a lot of other people were as well. i figured if you'd honestly given up on the site and decided there was nothing worthwhile there you wouldn't've continued them, but what do i know
my honest intent wasn't to imply you've suddenly reversed your opinion on the website, because that's not true, and maybe i need to stop being a cynical faggot and assuming everyone on here is pretending to hate shit for appearance's sake. you're still one of my favorite flash authors and i guess it just depresses me to see a lot of people i admire leaving newgrounds and even openly bashing it at every opportunity, because it's still full of a lot of great things and i honestly want it to be good
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argument over lets all play smash bros
lmao, there's more of a chance of the ngbbs becoming good than there is of the portal becoming good
honestly the only part of ng that has a chance of being not total shit is the audio portal because nobody goes there. everything else is so overrun by idiots that the people with actual talent get driven out and replaced with "mario makes a funny", "tweens n' video game observations" and other assorted garbage. the community is so infested with idiots that there's no chance of them being driven out until another site takes ng's place, which isn't going to happen for a very long time.
same thing happened with usenet, kids. this is september 1993 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September) all over again.
ansel don't be an anigen
Quote from: Uncle Tоmansel don't be an anigen
believe me i do my best to avoid writing essays about my personal feelings
but i actually feel bad
Quote from: anseljust as an example, and the one i thought of first, your robotic octopus snowman little thing not only has the ng preloader and ad in it, it also has NEWGROUNDS 2008 in the intro sequence. this may be an oddity but it's an example of how you DID brand your stuff for newgrounds on occasion, if not on your more lengthy works. in fairness this was a pretty petty way to make my point
that doesnt make your point at all. I made that cartoon in a shitty last-ditch attempt to win money from the annual newgrounds christmas clusterfuck.
i gave up like halfway through. you'll also notice the ad doesnt work. and i spent alot more time on trying to get the ad to work than the cartoon itself.
because even if i didnt make it into the running for the contest (which i knew would happen because the cartoon was a short piece of garbage) i could at least maybe make a couple bucks off it.
feel free to talk to red mongoose and bug about that. i was like a madman that night trying to get that fucking ad to work.
by the next day i'd given up and just submitted the cartoon with a broken ad and a broken preloader.
Quote from: anseli was also a big fan of your cartoon posts and was sad to see them go, and i think a lot of other people were as well. i figured if you'd honestly given up on the site and decided there was nothing worthwhile there you wouldn't've continued them, but what do i know
i got alot more bad comments than good ones on those things anyway. i cant login to ng since i gave my account to hans, but im pretty sure the list of banned people from my page had to be somewhere in the hundreds.
id considered stopping them before i left the site anyway. either i was just getting comments from the same people i yakked to on aim everyday or i was getting comments like 'lol these cartoons are gay' 'the boogleys posts are better' and my personal favorites 'OH GOD IM CUMMING AAAHHHHH'
although i think the one that really made me want to stop liking doing it was a comment that was like
'cartoons arent art. why are you posting this stuff only your fanboys would like?'
i didnt like doing those posts by the end, there
Quote
my honest intent wasn't to imply you've suddenly reversed your opinion on the website, because that's not true
Quote from: ansel
just because you've decided to hate the website and everything about it doesn't mean you can't admit you ever liked it
you have no idea how much this depresses me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tevkM-vPqLY
i think i actually do need to stop posting here for a while because i've just made an ass of myself recently and i actually don't want you or anyone else to think i'm a stupid shit
i don't know what else i can say except that i made a lotta assumptions about why you left ng and that i'm sorry
Quote from: ZekeyQuote
my honest intent wasn't to imply you've suddenly reversed your opinion on the website, because that's not true
Quote from: anseljust because you've decided to hate the website and everything about it doesn't mean you can't admit you ever liked it
you have no idea how much this depresses me.
just now as i was brushing my teeth i realized that i said these two things immediately after one another and it depresses me that i could do that without noticing
we humans it what we do
tba drama strikes again
Quote from: Zekey'cartoons arent art. why are you posting this stuff only your fanboys would like?'
what is the world coming to
we've ruined the thread!
hooray!
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Squa-da-la, we're off
Quote from: Zekeywe\\\'ve ruined the thread!
hooray!
no this is a perfect example of tba shitfuckery!
Quote from: J_SeedSqua-da-la, we\\\'re off
what\\\'s that from
I know it\\\'s from something but fucked if I can remember what
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So what did I miss?
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Quote from: mexifry895So what did I miss?
magical adventures
went something like this:
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then they all died the end~~
all of you get out of my thread GET OUT
lmfao i leave for 2 hours and all this happens
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slurp
yesterday this thread was funny
now it's kind of depressing
yet there are still like 6 people reading it lmao
Quote from: anseli think i actually do need to stop posting here for a while because i've just made an ass of myself recently and i actually don't want you or anyone else to think i'm a stupid shit
that'd be even more stupid
"i was stupid and now i stop posting until everyone forgets", it's not like anyone on that website actually "hates" you for saying what you did, or cares at all. Now you know better, so it doesn't really matter anymore.
Quote from: psi43Quote from: anseli think i actually do need to stop posting here for a while because i've just made an ass of myself recently and i actually don't want you or anyone else to think i'm a stupid shit
that'd be even more stupid
"i was stupid and now i stop posting until everyone forgets", it's not like anyone on that website actually "hates" you for saying what you did, or cares at all. Now you know better, so it doesn't really matter anymore.
>implying people don't think you're stupid
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will you people please stop doing that stupid 4chan green text thing
anyways ansel its not like the entire community here has turned on you man you just said some silly things that got misinterpreted as sillier things and then we all had some big gay arguments and then yeah whatever
I didnt know that was a 4chan thing, thus implying I am a better man than u
Quote from: lenkabiscawill you people please stop
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Quote from: Maluh no one should be beating themselves up about anything because all of your reactions are understandable and no one is acting particularly gay
i only posted that so i could post this next thing without being off topic:
lenka i like your signature ellen page and king dedede are cool
it had jon theodore as well but his pic dissapeared for some reason
when i talked about leavin it wasn't just because of this thread, i just feel like i've been being a fag recently
but then again
everyone embarasses themselves in one way or another here i've noticed
sometimes more than once
i embarass myself pretty much everytime i post
also f
good thing i got most of my embarrassment over before i even joined by being in the kk even though i ended up assing the board twice
this thread needs more peanuts
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Quote from: emanthis thread needs more peanuts
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these are pistachios you fucking spic
SHUT UP I TYPED PEANUTS ON GOOGLE AND THIS IS WHAT CAME UP
IF GOOGLE SAYS THESE ARE PEANUTS THEY ARE
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Quote from: emanSHUT UP I TYPED PEANUTS ON GOOGLE AND THIS IS WHAT CAME UP
IF GOOGLE SAYS THESE ARE PEANUTS THEY ARE
shoulda Bing'd it.
Quote from: mexifry895Quote from: emanSHUT UP I TYPED PEANUTS ON GOOGLE AND THIS IS WHAT CAME UP
IF GOOGLE SAYS THESE ARE PEANUTS THEY ARE
shoulda Bing'd it.
Quote from: anselwhen i talked about leavin it wasn't just because of this thread, i just feel like i've been being a fag recently
don't worry about that
fromt what i can tell, internet people (like you and i) tend to put a whole lot more importance on the opinions of people we like (for example: the people on this forum) unlike in real life where we don't really care what people think that much
this is especially true if you actually think that you have some sort of upper rank in a given community (i.e. the backalleys forums), so when several people unanimously decided that you've been saying gay stuff, and that sort of abstract idea of a rank is stripped from you, it can really suck and make you feel like shit
most people go through it at some point but you get over it
sprite movies are really cool guys
Quote from: LordZeebmorksprite movies are really cool guys
psh faggot
Quote from: chickenQuote from: LordZeebmorksprite movies are really cool guys
psh faggot
stfu ya fucken sellout i'm more indie thn u
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^ stfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XQEDRHFhs
lmao these have got to be fake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO6G6_hndbk
if they are, they're excellent actors
and have a lot of stuff they don't care about destroying
Quote from: rtilif they are, they're excellent actors
and have a lot of stuff they don't care about destroying
i don't want to ruin your moment but in an interview they said it was fake
but then again, the guy could've said it so nobody thinks he's actually like that
and about the destroying part, they do seem to be kind of rich
Ughhh
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newgrounds is full of virgins?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
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ixintro: your comments probably provoked that
at least half of it has got to be trolling, dont worry
Quote from: lenkabiscaat least half of it has got to be trolling, dont worry
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAAHAA
yeah the NG doesn't want mindless sex, they want passionate LOVE and fucking a pokemon
Quote from: lenkabiscaixintro: your comments probably provoked that
at least half of it has got to be trolling, dont worry
fucking a pokemon
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoQuote from: lenkabiscaat least half of it has got to be trolling, dont worry
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAAHAA
yeah the NG doesn't want mindless sex, they want passionate LOVE and fucking a pokemon
lmfao
Well I pondered that too, but the flow of rape reviews didn't increase after I wrote that, it just kind of continued unhindered, didn't really increase. Getting comments on my userpage about it even more annoying, I was hoping they were trolling, but most of them have like every Zone-Sama movie favorited.
i'm sure it's annoying and all but i mean come on this is newgrounds we're talking about
you shouldn't be surprised by the reviews, much less reading them and expecting and signs of intelligence
I'm not surprised by my parents saw all the reviews last night when they went to see my movie, and were VERY disappointed, it was pretty funny hahaha. They talked about it for like 2 hours to me about their hatred of those kids who reviewed my movie... Hmm, should I ask my parents to join TBA, they'd fit right in with their hatred of NG
oh god no
Quote from: IxintroI'm not surprised by my parents saw all the reviews last night when they went to see my movie
you showed your parents newgrounds thats kinda weird man i mean yeesh you shoulda sent them the swf or something
They learned about NG through my art teacher a few years ago anyway and I don't give a shit about if they watch my stuff because it seems like the only way to explain why me going to college for animation isn't a bad idea. I'm a big dumb fagtwat anyway so ff
back when i was mildly 'popular' on ng sometime in 2005 i would NEVER show it to friends or relatives because every ad was some anime girl going "wanna see me with my clothes off you perv?" and other incredibly retarded shit.
looking at ixintro's picture up there is just another reminder of the kind of minds ng attracts. the kinds of minds it WANTS to attract.
I just really wish I would just be able to submit my shit and walk away until there's a possibility of money... But I can't and I've been pulling my hair out at these fucking little kids.
ugh
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a new "zone-sama" animation coming out, this time about frankie foster
holy fucking shit
i want to kill every time i see that image
thanks for putting me in the halloween spirit psi 43 !!
Quote from: Malwhy does she have two hairs on her ear
t hose are craig mccracken piercings noobie
Quote from: Malwhy does she have two hairs on her ear
to appeal to the furry loving audience as well?
at least it\\\'s not the powerpuff girls
i may have just jinxed it though
Spoiler: Bloo had 2 dicks
i dont want to watch it but im going to end up seeing it one way or another anyway someone kill me before i get the chance
Im suprised he/she is drawing more children being fucked
Quote from: J_SeedSpoiler: Bloo had 2 dicks
i aint jokin about this bloo uses both of his dicks for ass and vag its pretty silly
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoIm suprised he/she is drawing more children being fucked
you are?
ehhhhh at least zone can animate worth half a shit
I mean yeah it's shitty hentai but still
Quote from: LordZeebmorkehhhhh at least zone can animate worth half a shit
I mean yeah it's shitty hentai but still
zone can tween shit back and forth
and that's about it
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoIm suprised he/she is drawing more children being fucked
frankie isn't a child, she's 22
Quote from: BillyQuote from: dvvebbbsiuoIm suprised he/she is drawing more children being fucked
frankie isn't a child, she's 22
childhood memories*
I wish I could explain it but I really can't. Maybe its the depravity of it all, but it just turns me on. It started with scat porn, then out of interest it escalated to me first playing with my shit, then eating my shit.
It's really weird, the taste and texture of it. Its an aquired taste. Now I honestly crave the taste. When I take a shit I seriously have the fight the urge to grab the log out of the toliet and just shove it into my mouth. I crave the taste and the act itself is so incredibly arousing. Chewing on a log of shit will make me cum without having to even touch my dick.
My dream would be to find a hot girlfriend who loves to eat shit.
Quote from: LordZeebmorkehhhhh at least zone can animate worth half a shit
I mean yeah it's shitty hentai but still
yah. and ansel it's not just tweens, he or she or whatever the hell zonesama is does fbf, too.
My fetish is beautiful women wearing diapers. Its sexy if they piss in them, but not shit, thats gross.
What gets me really horny is to picture a sexy girl with a diaper under her tight jeans. Then she gets an uncomfortable look which turns to relief as she empties her bladder and her pants bulge out as the diaper swells.
Man I got a boner just typing that.
jesus
well at least he doesnt get off at shit thats weird!
Quote from: LordZeebmorkMy fetish is beautiful women wearing diapers. Its sexy if they piss in them, but not shit, thats gross.
What gets me really horny is to picture a sexy girl with a diaper under her tight jeans. Then she gets an uncomfortable look which turns to relief as she empties her bladder and her pants bulge out as the diaper swells.
Man I got a boner just typing that.
lmfao where was that from again, was it from grouphug.us?
Quote from: LordZeebmorkI wish I could explain it but I really can't. Maybe its the depravity of it all, but it just turns me on. It started with scat porn, then out of interest it escalated to me first playing with my shit, then eating my shit.
It's really weird, the taste and texture of it. Its an aquired taste. Now I honestly crave the taste. When I take a shit I seriously have the fight the urge to grab the log out of the toliet and just shove it into my mouth. I crave the taste and the act itself is so incredibly arousing. Chewing on a log of shit will make me cum without having to even touch my dick.
My dream would be to find a hot girlfriend who loves to eat shit.
1 guy 1 shit
Quote from: BillyQuote from: dvvebbbsiuoIm suprised he/she is drawing more children being fucked
frankie isn't a child, she's 22
but the characters from avatar, teen titans, and some other shit shes used is
*he
Quote from: psi43Quote from: LordZeebmorkMy fetish is beautiful women wearing diapers. Its sexy if they piss in them, but not shit, thats gross.
What gets me really horny is to picture a sexy girl with a diaper under her tight jeans. Then she gets an uncomfortable look which turns to relief as she empties her bladder and her pants bulge out as the diaper swells.
Man I got a boner just typing that.
lmfao where was that from again, was it from grouphug.us?
some fetish thread on /r9k/ that someone sent me a link to
anyone who thinks zone is a girl is out of their mind
The world may never know
Satire of people on the internet is pretty pointless. In a larger sense it is totally disconnected with anything important (universal ideas, themes, relevant issues, bla bla bla) except to a local/communal scale. However it is funny as hell and I encourage you to continue doing this until you are old and frail and Tom has died and left his son in charge.
Zone is a dragon.
Three things to say about this:
One: Wow... The gamer goddess looked great in her pajamas; I'm impressed...
Two: Great placement of the N64 buttons, especially the D-Pad on her breast.
Three: I hate to make an obscure reference in your POV, but if I had Photoshop to erase her blue bangs(, and color over the blank parts with the right side smoothened out), she might look like Kari from Digimon.
Keep up the good work, Kirbopher!
boy howdy where would we be without universal ideas and themes
ok i am now going to wear tight pants and listen to animal collective !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was 10 this girl across the street used to babysit me at her house. She was way into YAOI and shotacon and encourage me to play dress up in some of her old clothes. It was fun and I was always much better behaved as a girl than when I was in boy clothes.
She taught me how to give a blowjob on her boyfriend and eventually he would fuck me while she watched and masturbated. She took cellphone video of me sucking his cock once dressed in a yellow and red stripped tube top and a denim mini skirt with pale green otk stockings. At one point she makes me lift me skirt so she can record my little hairless erection.
I'd give anything to be 10 again.
She and her boyfriend were killed a week after they announced their engagement in a single vehicle accident when his car went out of control on a wet street and crashed into a key and lock store.
Every time I wear a denim mini skirt I think about them.
Quote from: LordZeebmorkWhen I was 10 this girl across the street used to babysit me at her house. She was way into YAOI and shotacon and encourage me to play dress up in some of her old clothes. It was fun and I was always much better behaved as a girl than when I was in boy clothes.
She taught me how to give a blowjob on her boyfriend and eventually he would fuck me while she watched and masturbated. She took cellphone video of me sucking his cock once dressed in a yellow and red stripped tube top and a denim mini skirt with pale green otk stockings. At one point she makes me lift me skirt so she can record my little hairless erection.
I'd give anything to be 10 again.
She and her boyfriend were killed a week after they announced their engagement in a single vehicle accident when his car went out of control on a wet street and crashed into a key and lock store.
Every time I wear a denim mini skirt I think about them.
is it weird that this reminds me of mrblue
Quote from: anselQuote from: LordZeebmorkWhen I was 10 this girl across the street used to babysit me at her house. She was way into YAOI and shotacon and encourage me to play dress up in some of her old clothes. It was fun and I was always much better behaved as a girl than when I was in boy clothes.
She taught me how to give a blowjob on her boyfriend and eventually he would fuck me while she watched and masturbated. She took cellphone video of me sucking his cock once dressed in a yellow and red stripped tube top and a denim mini skirt with pale green otk stockings. At one point she makes me lift me skirt so she can record my little hairless erection.
I'd give anything to be 10 again.
She and her boyfriend were killed a week after they announced their engagement in a single vehicle accident when his car went out of control on a wet street and crashed into a key and lock store.
Every time I wear a denim mini skirt I think about them.
is it weird that this reminds me of mrblue
hahahahahhahahahahahhahhahaahahaaahahahhahahahahahahhahahhaahahahahhahAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
^^^
This day would be infinitely better if a girl would just let me touch her. It doesn't even have to be sexual. It could just be her arm for all I care... I just want to know what a girl feels like. She doesn't even have to be good looking, as long as she's not fat.
I want to know how a girl's skin feels like. I want to have one hug me so I could feel her boobs pressing against my chest. I just want something simple like this. Why is it so goddamn fucking hard? I'm not even asking for sex... I just want to die knowing what it feels like to have touched a young woman in college.
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I am in the school library and watching porn instead of writing an essay like I should be doing.
Am I hopeless? Should I just give up on life already?
Every girl I see I just imagine my cock in their mouth. I can't talk to anyone normally. I have no friends. I hate my life.
How do I stop the one thing that makes my life a bit more worthwhile? Porn is the closest thing I have to real human intimacy.
Ugh I wish I could just whip out my cock right and start stroking it... my cock is about to burst.
that thing depresses me almost as much as that guts text jseed linked me to last night
Quote from: emanthat thing depresses me almost as much as that guts text jseed linked me to last night
ahhahhHAHAHAHahha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-g-etgFk80
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Okay, I hope some of you are open-minded enough to call this bullshit, or at least willing to play along.
Thing is, I've taken upon myself to transform a guy into a submissive sissy. That should be fine with you. But feel free to be a little skeptical, when I add that I'm doing this over the internet, using hypnosis triggers he had trained in and given to me me. If you don't believe in hypnosis, or if you think he might just be fooling around since it's over the internet, let's just keep that out of the discussion.
Getting to the point, when I do something, I do it properly. So I want this transformation to go perfect. I've created an overview of the goals I have for him, and I'm keeping a log over his progress and how well he appears to go towards fulfilling the goals.
So where do you guys come in? Well, I just want to have a friendly exchange of ideas. It's always nice to have some input from others, in case there's some part I haven't thought about myself. And I also hope it will be an enjoyable subject to discuss. So to start off, this post will be followed by an outline of the goals I've already established.
-Create a strong desire to keep a feminine body through exercise, diet, and use of more ...experimental hypnosis files.
-Gradually change the clothing habits into something more feminine, but tasteful (this could require a little more detail added to it, like a specific style of clothing)
-Make him wax or shave any "masculine" body hair regularly, and grow out his hair
-Make his personality more feminine and submissive (this is especially troublesome, because I want to be more specific, but can't think of anything fitting)
-Generally make him love the feeling of being feminine
-Make him submissive to anyone with a cock, enjoying pleasuring them, and wanting to improve his skills at pleasuring them
That's all I have so far. I encourage anyone to add anything, whether it's a detail you feel is important in someone trying to be a girl, or whether it's just an idea that would turn you on to see in a trap.
The main aim of this early stage is to get your lovemaking to more resemble the standard girl-girl experiment stereotype. That is, focussed more on physical intimacy and romantic affection for the other-half, rather than penetration oriented. This shouldn't be as hard as it sounds, many guys will already willingly cuddle/make-out with their girlfriends without any intention of sex at the end.
It is counter-productive to start going into things like "DO NOT TOUCH PENIS" or "NO GROPING MY TITTIES!" The main aim here is a mental change, attaching more value and pleasure to the intimacy with the other person than any particular act.
The actual sexual acts are unimportant. Though I would suggest focussing on things that can be done mutually, rather than one specifically pleasuring the other, eg. kissing, stroking, licking or tweaking each others nipples, etc.
There is of course one exception to this aim... The main goal doesn't really specify whether he should still be able to use his penis. Though I am training him to pay less attention to it. Can you see where I'm coming from, though? Some people like traps because they can fuck and be fucked. Hell, some only like traps because they can fuck even though they look like females. I'm not sure if it would be okay to take away that appeal completely.
I don't want to bother with too many details, but when I met him, he had listened to a hypnosis mp3 called "Email Slave" that is described to have the following effect: "The listener will obey any commands they get in an email titled "THIS IS YOUR NEW HYPNOFILE" and will forget reading any commands with the words "MUST DO" in them. The file also encourages them to pass it on to others."
From there, it was just an exercise in giving effective commands. Stuff like this: "Right now, I want you to focus on the feeling of being feminine, whether you have to imagine it or you know the feeling well already. Think about how good it feels, how aroused it makes you, how nice it would feel like to look in the mirror and see how much your body resembles the female body. Imagine how good it would feel to have others admire your body this way too. For you, this is not just a passing fancy, a feminine body is what you feel most comfortable with, most happy with. If you looked in the mirror and saw an unfeminine figure, it wouldn't feel like yourself at all. This is why you want to work on making your body as feminine as possible. Feeling feminine makes you happy, and you want to be happy. Whether it's exercising, dieting, or listening to a hypnosis file, you will want to do, and enjoy doing, whatever makes your body look more feminine."
I hope that doesn't sound too silly.
So by now, your bf is into the whole romantic, mutual respect sort of sex and is no longer a cock-wielding maniac. It's time to start to move things forward a bit.
You're going to start to make a move for his ass. keeping with the general theme of romantic exploration, you're going to want to go for the method of starting with gently massaging the ass at first, working towards the gently playing with the actual asshole itself over several nights of lovemaking.
Of course this works best if you like it in the pooper yourself and are willing to make it look like he is coaxing you into anal at the same time.
Now the method of moving from gently coaxing a lubed finger in at first and letting him get used to it, to adding first one and then another finger has been covered many times in various threads, (Ironically, normally from MANLY MEN wanting to fuck their gfs up the ass.)
So I'll skip ahead to the point where you've introduced a small dildo or buttplug into the play... at this point you'll want to start building up the passion surrounding him getting fucked up the ass. perhaps by having the sex reach a crescendo by bringing him to climax while toying his ass or similar. Hopefully, this experience should far exceed any of his previous notions of sex.
By now he will be totally non-aggressive/dominant in sex. You can start "gently pointing out" to him that he's getting all his pleasure from having a willing partner and not from the specific act.
Of course you'll have to remember to gently imply that if he wants more of this sort of pleasure he'll have to be able to entice said partner and keep them satisfied.
Remembering the lesbian theme and the general androgynous actions and smooth hairless look he now sports. you can start to recall how enticing the panties on the feminine hips of the other girl were or the gentle drape of her negligee. This could be easily worked up to having him wear these garments during your lovemaking. After all, if he wants sex, he has to remain attractive to you to keep your interest.
So, now you have a mildly androgynous guy, who likes analplay and wearing girls clothes while having sex.
It's important to keep building the intensity of the sex in ways that reinforce the connection between keeping you satisfied and him receiving a pleasurable experience.
Of course, it's not just a matter of attracting you with sexy girl clothing and mannerisms. You can't be disappointed once you're here, or you'll leave before he gets his pleasurable sexual experience. So being a rational adult, he should start to make the connection between not only you being their with him for sex, but that you need to feel pleasure from the experience or you will be unsatisfied and not repeat the sex. As a result of this, his thoughts should turn more to focussing on your pleasure and your needs, rather than just acknowledging your presence.
It's important to reinforce this by making sure it feels good for him, (The girlish behaviour can be encouraged even more by you telling him how attractive it is to see him squeal like a girl while he gets it up the ass, or give similar displays of sluttery.) But focus on matters that involve him getting pleasure while pleasing you.
fucking him with a strap-on is a good way. But being the pervert I am, going ass-to-ass on a double-dildo with your lingerie clad girly-boy is a favourite image of mine.
Now the final piece of the puzzle.
So you've reinforced your suggestions a bit more and you have a what is essentially a cross-dressing girly-slut who loves it up the ass and loves pleasing others.
of course your slut knows the importance of pleasing you. But may need to be reminded of the fact, that because it's the other persons pleasure that is important, that she can't take the initiative too much. After all, the other person knows what they want, so she should wait for them to start things off. If she gets something wrong here, the other person will be displeased and the sex will stop. A sub-optimal outcome
Because her partner will be starting matters, that would make her the passive partner in affairs. Things are being done to her. Her partner is fucking her up the ass, she is the one getting fucked and so on.
So of course it is important for your slut to focus on enabling herself to get fucked when needed. of course this will feel good and is a good thing for her. So it's natural that she will start to become attracted or aroused by things that will be fucking her. Notably the rubber phallus you've been using for exactly that purpose. Thus is planted the seeds of a lust for cock.
But the job is not quite complete yet...
Here is the pay-off for not going in all guns blazing with the arch-domme approach.
Of course you started this affair by building up a strong rapport and encouraging genuine affection and understanding to and from your crossdressing-slut. The slut is, for all intents and purposes, your lesbian lover.
the slut respects and understands your opinions on sex, because she understands from experience that you speak the truth on these matters. No coercion or trickery was involved, your slut is your slut because she wants and enjoys being your slut, she wants and enjoys your fake cock up her ass, and she wants and enjoys pleasuring you.
Now, just as before you taught her the pleasure of being a woman with another woman. You can suggest that she might enjoy a real cock up her ass. I mean she can feel the difference between holding a fake cock and holding her own, which is warm and throbbing and full of pleasure, and of course you yourself have willingly been fucked by her cock many times in the past. So she knows from experience that you enjoy cock and therefore she would too.
After all, if she was right about the joys of lesbian sex. she must be right about the joys of being a woman getting fucked by a man.
Imagine her pleasure as she imagines herself pleasuring a real, flesh and blood, cock. belonging to a man that has been aroused by the sluts girlish figure and whorish lusts...
congratulations you've just turned your first straight male into a submissive cross-dressing cock-craving slut.
Enjoy
congradulations
holy shit zeeb i couldnt read past like 3 paragraphds of that because it was so confusind
it is how to make a guy want to be a girl with hypnosis and sex
You're walking through the forest, when all of a sudden you start hearing people moaning in pain. You walk into a clearing. Dotted around the clearing are various people buried up to their necks in the ground, moaning in what you now realise is pleasure. Before you can get any closer to the nearest person, a tentacle rushes up out of a near-invisible hole in the ground and wraps around your leg, and starts dragging you towards the widening, glistening, opening in the ground, while more tentacles start reach out for you.
What do you do?
A tentacle? At first panic hits me, and I try to run, but the tentacle holds fast and I trip. I fall to thr dround but stop inches away as more psuedopodia catch me and break my fall. The opening unfolds like a lotus, an intoxicatingly sweet smelling orifice that sprouts gistening, slippery tendrils that tickle up the inside of my thigh. I curse myself for wearing a skirt as I feel them wrapping themselves around me, both legs held tightly now by the slimy tentacles. I giggle, I can't help it, the ooze is dripping all over my skin, I feel warmness flow through my body, my god, the smell, it's drugging me! I try to fight the feelings as I brush the encroaching tendrils back, swatting their tips back from my thighs. I grab a thick, soft tentril and pull it away, but suddenly it is many, entwining with my fingers and pulling my arm up over my head. My other arm too, grasped firmly yet gently by these things, and now i feel the ooze trickle down my arms into my blouse. The tendrils pull my legs into the opening, I'm knee-high in this orifice as the feathery tendrils slip into my clothing, I feel them between the tight fabric of my dress and my skin, wrigging their way up my back and my chest. Oh, it's so good, at first i was appalled but now, this intoxicating feeling , I'm so aroused!
Feeling suddenly very aroused by all of this, I feel my nipples perk up. I feel wetness in my silk panties and realize how soaking wet i must be. The thing clucthing me must realize it to, for the tendrils rush up my thighs and begin licking along my vagina, i feel them gently pushing and prodding my soaking cunt. It slips a few tendrills under my favorite, sexiest panties and yanks back with such force, that it snaps them right off, It's somewhat frightrening still, but my moans betray my true feelings. These fumes are turning me on, i feel so hot, I'm moaning softly as it's slippery fronds carress me. I feel my arms and legs, particularily my fingers and toes, buried in it's mass, being massaged and licked by a thousand unseen tongues. I feel my skin tingle, The narcotic effect of it's pheremone smell must be hightening my sensation of touch! I feel it's grip on my tighten now, as anticipation fills me. I look down into the blizzard of teldrils, hundreds of oozing, slippery tentacles of all shapes and sizes surge up, stearing off my clothes and wrapping around me, I feel my heavy breasts squeezed firmly, sucker-like tentacles attach to my nipples and the sensation makes me cry out loud. Tendrils flow up the back of my neck and entwine with my hair, they reach to my ears and lick along the lobes, the feeling goes sraight down to my pussy. Ohhh! It feels so good, I could come at any moment! I feel them licking back and fourth along my vagina, I feel them sucking on my throbbing clitoris as a few tiny strands slip inside me, I howl out loud, coming for the first, but far from the last time. I feel the thing pull me deeper into the opening, God, I feel so alive! Oh, it's so good, again! again! More!
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Those were great stories.
Oh my
since i can't find the old thread, here's a new one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0wood9iHsc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2f38iPBeI
it's about you elmo
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it's about you elmo
i dunno what youre talking about thta was cute
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it's about you elmo
i dunno what youre talking about thta was cute
toward the end yes... but just how he said that sentence was so... pedophile like
hey! dont hate on pedos
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the FUCK
I am now determined to watch this movie
This is wonderful.
suey suey suicide
i cant seem to see this video but I really want to
would you kill yourself
for me
i just saw that movie and i was kinda disappointed in that it wasn't as gleefully disturbing as mr. skinny
holy shit i really have become numb to violent entertainment
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I pretty much stopped reading there.
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