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Title: Teacher's Collision With Drunk Driver
Post by: whoareyou on June 4, 2009 07:20 AM
About two months again in math class, my math teacher, Mr. Quintrell, was talking about this assembly we were about to have and how he could relate to it. The assembly was about drunk driving, and Mr. Q. was relating to it by how his car, with him and his wife in the passenger seat inside, was hit by a drunk driver in the nighttime a few years ago. A student in the class, José, asked Mr. Q if he "beat him up?" Mr. Q. corrected José that the drunk driver was not a "him," but a her, and that there was no further violence.

If you were Mr. Q, a 6'3", slim build math teacher in his early 50s, how would you deal with a female middle-aged drunk driver hitting you during the nighttime?
Title: Teacher's Collision With Drunk Driver
Post by: Fuzz on June 4, 2009 05:50 PM
I'd rape her and she wouldn't remember SHIT.
Title: Teacher's Collision With Drunk Driver
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 5, 2009 07:40 AM
i'd sigh sadly, look at my wrecked car, and probably contemplate suicide
Title: Teacher's Collision With Drunk Driver
Post by: LordZeebmork on June 6, 2009 05:00 PM
cops