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Late last night ryan miller walked across his campus for one final time where he sees a man sitting down wearing only a white shirt. he looked at his face and instantly rtil knew who it was: Tim. Tim stood up and ran towards rtil. rtil couldnt move in fear that his stalker had finally come for him. Tim jumps on top of rtil and lays on top of his skinny soft body.
slowly tim rubs ryan's chest and kisses across his neck. he smelt his girlfriends perfume with who he had sex the night before. tim slides his hand down his chest to his pants and unbuttons his pant buttons
And just as he was unbuttoning, he heard an ominous voice. "Heh...well.....looks like our dear rtil is in a bit of a pickle. Shall I assist you, or maybe I will watch for a bit..." the voice belonged to no other than Michael Swain. Swain licked his ruby lips as he sat down on the cold evening grass and slipped his finger into his thong.
Swain 'loved' Ryan so much that he knew he was going to be patrolling his old college grounds that day. He had brought just enough equipment to get by.
as the two continue to undress rtil, the loud mexican accent is heard saying "LMAO QUEERS." the voice was none other than mindchamber
oh god post more the suspense is killing me!
suddenly
ronald mcdonald
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ronald mcdonald
lmao
ryan pushed off tim before he was able to take off his pants. quickly, he ran towards his car which only stood a few yards away. unfortunatly the earphones that ryan wore fell and caused him to trip, falling face first in the concrete.
blood came down his nose as he tried to come up again, but the swain had gotten ahold of him before he could go any farther. "I see that in real life you are nothing more than a weak twirp with nothing but a gpa of 3.45." the swain picks ryan up with ease, and looks deeply into his eyes.
"And yet..." the swain brings his face closer to his, and begins to lick the blood that slid down. pulling him back, he now slips his tounge into ryans mouth. the swain breaths hard as he does, while ryans eyes stay wide open
tim couldnt contain himself and began to masturbate his 6 inch cock. sweat moves down his eyes as swain continues to put his tounge deeper into rtils mouth.
mindchamber only stood there and watched in awe of what he had seen
* 2 inch cock
he's asian, remember?
heh
Homo erotica!
This was getting too much for Tim. He just had to pump harder as Swain and his prey played a rather one-sided game of tonsil tennis. Mindchamber, feeling conflicted, managed to squeeze out another 'LMAO QUEERS', however this one was nervous and insecure. Mindchamber backed off into the wilderness as Swain rubbed Ryan's nipple with his nose, and grabbed his soft belly with his other hand.
"Oh, nice and chubby, baby, that's how I like it" gasped 'the' Swain as he put on his MP3 player and listened to the Back to the Future soundtrack. All of a sudden, he started getting more violent, and pushed Ryan to the ground.
"Heh." smirked Ryan. "You're....never....gonna let me win...."
The Swain inched towards him, his huge frame casting a unique shadow.
Tim felt it coming as Swain removed rtil's panties.....and another meek "L...MAO Q...U..EEERS" was heard in the distance.
Quote from: LordZeebmork* 2 inch cock
he's asian, remember?
oh my god lmfao
Quote from: lenkabiscaTim felt it coming as Swain removed rtil's panties.....and another meek "L...MAO Q...U..EEERS" was heard in the distance.
lenko is better at this than gayseed
Awesome!
Quote from: anselQuote from: lenkabiscaTim felt it coming as Swain removed rtil's panties.....and another meek "L...MAO Q...U..EEERS" was heard in the distance.
lenko is better at this than gayseed
agreed.....
wait a second when i was on the front page of the site, gay was dropped as ***
ya know, the place where i can see the latest post.
Quote from: anselQuote from: lenkabiscaTim felt it coming as Swain removed rtil's panties.....and another meek "L...MAO Q...U..EEERS" was heard in the distance.
lenko is better at this than gayseed
Haha agreed!
Quote from: AshingtonQuote from: assnelQuote from: lenkabiscaTim felt it coming as Swain removed rtil's panties.....and another meek "L...MAO Q...U..EEERS" was heard in the distance.
lenko is better at this than gayseed
Haha agreed!
Quote from: lenkabiscaThis was getting too much for Tim. He just had to pump harder as Swain and his prey played a rather one-sided game of tonsil tennis. Mindchamber, feeling conflicted, managed to squeeze out another 'LMAO QUEERS', however this one was nervous and insecure. Mindchamber backed off into the wilderness as Swain rubbed Ryan's nipple with his nose, and grabbed his soft belly with his other hand.
"Oh, nice and chubby, baby, that's how I like it" gasped 'the' Swain as he put on his MP3 player and listened to the Back to the Future soundtrack. All of a sudden, he started getting more violent, and pushed Ryan to the ground.
"Heh." smirked Ryan. "You're....never....gonna let me win...."
The Swain inched towards him, his huge frame casting a unique shadow.
Tim felt it coming as Swain removed rtil's panties.....and another meek "L...MAO Q...U..EEERS" was heard in the distance.
lmffffaaaaoooo
Ahahahahaha holy fucking shit.
Quote from: MrScriblamoh my god lmfao
"Piglets....." Tim squealed out of nowhere. Swain looked up, withdrawing his weight from ryan's naked body. Leaving the ex-student to writhe about on the floor screaming (Swain was partial to biting nipples), he approached the deprived man in a white shirt, and gave him a piercing stare.
"Do you like....piglets.........ah the pig....oh baby..." he just didn't make sense. Who was this Piglet? Why was 'Tim' so fascinated with Piglet? "Surely" though Swain to himself, "A piglet....is just a miniature pig? Perhaps I'm on to something....yes....piglets.....pigs....pork......weiners.....he's asking me if I like weiners...."
Swain pulled down his pants and thong, revealling his dangler. A yellow man in a red shirt was tattoed on it for some obscure reason. "I can make him talk too" Swain chortled as he displayed a rather obscure, foul and altogether disturbing act to Tim.
Who wasn't even watching, because he couldn't watch. Tim....was dead.
TO BE CONTINUED xx
oh man i dont know if i want to continue this but i will try my damndest
its turning into a classic novella
Dead. Tim was dead. Swain dropped to his knees in disbelief, mouth agape, eyes shocked. A lone tear dropped from his eye. Tim was going to be Swain's secondary entertainment for the night, and now....he was dead. A huge, lurking figure emerged out of the distance. Mindchamber, carrying a revolver and twirling it around foppishly, bore his Latino head and smirked as Swain backed away with caution.
"Heh. You damn queers. Your shit is trite."
"Mindchamber, what happened to you? I thought you and me....we were against rtil together....but now you're hunting us queers. Hell, I'm not even queer! I just like a bit of fudge once in a while and rtil was too scrumptious to resist." explained the-Swain.
"Heh, exactly. That's two strikes. First you do queer things, then you go lovin' rtil. Swain, there's only gonna be one person standing here at the end of the night." mindchamber retorted.
"You used to be cool man" whimpered Swain. "But now you're really fucking fat!"
"That's because everytime I fucked your mom she gave me a taco" mindchimber giggled at his immature comment.
"Mindchamber......" a broken voice echoed silkily in the distance.
"Huh!?"
Rtil was standing up, and he looked angry!
TO BE CONTINUED
OH SHITT
Shit's gettin heavy now!
lmfao this is the best one yet
The houl of rtil shook the earth itself.
"mindchamber! これは呼ばれていないのために。 私がほぼ恋人によって強姦されることを憎んだ間私はまた不公平不公平憎む。 MINDCHAMBERは死ぬ!!" he roared as he drew his zanpakuto and rushed towards the latino or mexican or whatever the fuck mindchamber is, and sliced off his arm.
"AAAARGH. You TBA cunt. That was the arm I used to draw P-Bot with you dick!" screamed Mindchamber in pain, as he lunged back, summoning his zanpakuto as well.
"PROJECTFREETOWNは本格的な読み聞かせの最終的である! あなたのたわごとは陳腐、MINDCHAMBER!である!! !!!性交しなさい!!" and with that roar, rtil chopped Mindchamber's head off.
Swain was finding all this rather erotic, and was pleasuring himself behind a bush.
TO BE CONTINUED
lmfao swain that sneaky snooper
O that The Swain...!
Quote from: lenkabiscaSwain was finding all this rather erotic, and was pleasuring himself behind a bush.
lmao
also wow this window has been open a long time i should submit this post
Quote from: FuzzO that The Swain...!
O that The Swain...!
"Rtil-kun......" Swain whispered. "You saved me....all you do is diss my cartoons...but you saved me from Mindchamber...or should I say....madchamber.....heh...." the Swain gasped for air as he delivered messages of thanks to his former nemesis. Emerging from the bushes, he shuffled closer to his fellow naked man.
Swainyboy couldn't make out Ryan's expression. Did he find Swain's terrible joke amusing? Probably not. But maybe he was entertained nonetheless, because of how shitty it was. But there was no answer. Not even a snarky "Heh." Rtil just stood there. Zanpakuto in one hand, Mindchamber's head in the other.
And then.
He started moving.
Swain didn't know what to do. Rtil had been against his cartoons forever. However, he had only targeted mindchamber, not him. What was rtil thinking? Had he gone insane? And furthermore, if Swain would live to see another day, how will he get those gruesome images out of his head? He was about to show Tim his big ol' dickydick and then Tim died...surely a memory that will haunt the Blockhead creator forever.
Rtil edged nearer and nearer. A few steps in, he dropped Mindchamber's dismembered head and let it roll away to freedom. He dropped his zanpakuto (translator's note: zanpakuto means cool sword) and then edged closer to the Swain.
And grabbed his penis.
TO BE CONCLUDED......?
Quote from: lenkabiscaRtil edged nearer and nearer. A few steps in, he dropped Mindchamber's dismembered head and let it roll away to freedom. He dropped his zanpakuto (translator's note: zanpakuto means cool sword) and then edged closer to the Swain.
And grabbed his penis.
jesus fuckin lmao
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Rtil stroked Swains penis lovingly. Swain licked his lips and giggled. “He is just like one of the anime characters I masturbate too…” He instantly got hard, and stroked faster. “Oh my… who knew you were so large!” Swain marveled at Rtils cock size, 2.5 inches, a whole 2 inches bigger then Swain’s dick. Rtil couldn’t help himself any longer, and got on his knees. Sucking harder and harder he stuffed Swains meat down his esophagus. Swain started fingering his anus and making dog noises, while Rtil lovingly massaged his scrotum. Swain thought about all the times he’d called Rtil a faggot, and smiled… he knew he’d been right. Rtil took off his rollerskates and bent over, ready to be mounted. Swain was just about to put his cock in that tight anus, when suddenly, he had an idea.
“Hold on one second, baby!” Swain called. “Don’t be long, my love.” Rtil replied, thinking about how Swains nipples seemed to have some glitter on them and what it must taste like.
Swain walked over to Mindchamber’s severed head and smiled. “That would fit well in Rtils butthole.” He thought to himself. As he bent over to pick it up he felt a sudden thud go in him. “UGU~~!!” He yelled in surprise. He turned around. Egoraptor had stuffed his junk into Swain and was moaning like a pregnant baboon. “G-G-G-GOD SWAIN!!” Egoraptor said sliding his cock in and out. “YOUR ANUS[size=] FEELS[/size][size=] AWESOME!!!![/size]” Swain didn’t know what to do… Should he stay and be fucked by Egoraptor and his creamy dick? Or should he have his baby Rtil milk him dry?
TO BE CONTINUED
3some
im digging the tense eroticism here
A sumptous creamy dick, Egoraptor did have! And swain was enjoying every milky minute. In and out, in and out, went ego, as he spouted several children's cartoons catchphrases. Swain just couldn't help but moan in glee, despite being eye to eye with mindchamber's cold, dead, dismembered cranium, which had attracted the attention of a large number of flies, feasting on the remains of the Latino. And shitting on him a bit.
Speaking of shit....
"Ego....please stop....I have to make a fudge surprise" yelped the Swain. "In that...in that bush or something". Ego withdrew his business end from the gargantuan man, and packed his 10-metre penis back into under his dress. A quick re-check on his makeup, and Egoraptor was ready to move on to his next prize. His rival, rtil. The main reason he was here. But first, he fancied a quick snack, so he ate mindchamber's head.
"Uguu~" said rtil. "You may have taken my dear swain but you'll never take me. I hate girls you see!"
"Ah, but my dear rival" smiled ego. "Look under my dress!"
rtil did so, and boy was he happy at what he saw!
TO BE CONTINUED
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lmfao you guys are nuts but i love it
put my homeboy Krabs in it and it'll be hella funny
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lmfao, he is one of my favourite member
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lmfao, he is one of my favourite member
Funny, you're not one of mine.
"Egoraptor your man-sausage looks rather kawaii in the glistening transcendant moonlight" rtil complimented his fellow man on his exquisite genitals, "Mmm, like a big ol' lollipop. May I say.....it's truly awesome!" and so Mr. Miller started to suck on Ego's mighty member. Not only that, he just had to stick a finger in chocolate valley.
"rtil....your head is so big....let's try and fit all my dick in there" yelped egoraptor as rtil worked his magic, suckin' up and down sensually. Swain had left his MP3 player on the ground, out of the tinny speakers played the theme tune to the terminator. A fitting soundtrack for a perfect evening.
"Oh god....I think I'm gonna....." yelped Ego. Rtil just had to withdraw for a moment and became super saiyan, his hair turning a crisp golden brown and his dick growing by 12 centimetres! Wow! Now rtil's dick was 12 centimetres long!
"Heh. Not a bad move." smirked Ego as he performed a similar trick and turned Bankai (translator's note: Bankai is a super-saiyan ripoff in the manga (translator's note, manga means Japanese comic) 'Bleach', a comic about detergent apparently). The two opposed each other, cocks in hand, and then suddenly.....
TO BE CONTINUED
wow! thanks bug for a lovely picture.
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lmfao bug
lmfaooo
a pic is worth a thousand words guys
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thank you bug this made my night i could barely see it because they were using bleach at work and it was blinding my eyes and i cried but now my tears are no longer tears of pain they are tears of joy
Why did you make me look so fat in the pic...?
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lmaoooo i was waiting for this pic!!! i was about to draw it myself
"I can feel it coming over me, I feel it all around me
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, it's my DESTINY!"
This song signalled the Swain's return, as he jumped into the flirtatous, sexually tense scene. "Hey Ego, you and me have unfinished business" he yelled and pointed at the "awesome" creator, and then ran over to him. Before Ego could remove his hand from his dick, he could already feel the Swain's lengthly dong up his ass! Swain was mad with lust! And he was jamming it in like no tomorrow! rtil could only stare in awe.
"Such power....no wonder....." rtil had an internal monologue as Swain thrusted his package into Egoraptor. Rtil was so turned on that even his erection had an erection! Wow! Brilliant.
"Rtil baby, why you standing there? Lend me a hand!" Swain cried out. And rtil lent him a hand alright, as he jammed his fingers up Swain's ass and jerked off with his other hand. What a sight this must be to the unsuspecting eye.
And so the orgy began. Balls were licked, dicks were sucked, and asses were invaded! Swain tenderly carressed Ego's sausage before shoving it between rtil's buttcheeks to make a metaphorical 'hot dog'. The chaos! The sex! It was all happening right here, right now ladies and gentlemen. But then Swain had to go ruin it.
"Heh, I'm easily the best at this. You're a one-trick pony rtil, sure your four-finger jam is impressive, but only for the first time. And Ego, heh, let's just say that you must be relying on size to matter and nothing else! You've just got no flow!
Were Ego and rtil's sex skills being dissed? For serious? Oh snap.
The pair drew their zanpakutos.
TO BE CONTINUED
Post Graduation, #1 in Oprah's Book Club and soon to be a RedTube major motion picture.
Keep up the good work guys!
nonezop mrscriblam says hell do the next part
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NoneZop (7:06:40 PM): can you tell everyone im sorry im lazy and gay my mother never wanted this
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NoneZop (7:07:07 PM): uh
NoneZop (7:07:09 PM): hi tba
NoneZop (7:07:18 PM): you can fuck a plant
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special guest mista scriblam here with da chaptah
Rtil and Ego, both harder than a snake that's been fed rats full of concrete, pounced in an attempt to slapchop the shit out of swain. However, being the insane motherfucker he is, Swain jumped right into action, wielding only a NG themed extra large Dildo. He was ready to show them how to really do it.
Rtil got the first strike, cutting off swain's beautiful milky nipples which he had been fantasizing about since they first rubbed against his pasty back. However, there was no time to mourn the godly pecks, for Swain had just stuck the dildo straight up rtil's pocky-palace without so much as a greeting card. Rtil had a look of absolute pain on his face that made swain get off faster than sonic, and sonic is pretty fast if you didn't know.
Egoraptor saw this revelation, and while it got his chili dog juicy and firm as well, he wasn't about to let some stiff faced fuckhead get away with dissing his dick. He took his blade and sliced Swain's big booty bumper clean off.
Swain, no longer preoccupied with destroying rtil's once petite pooper, began to scream in pain, which gave everyone a little extra cream in the éclair. Swain, aware that his last few seconds were upon him, attempted to pull out a line from his list of eighties catchphrases, but the list was in his now missing pants, so he said the one thing he knew for sure.
"YOU'RE... [size=][size=]JUST...[/size][/size][size=]JEALOUS......"[/size] he moaned as he stumbled around, which is surprisingly more difficult without an ass.
He fell to the ground, his halfinch dick progressively shrinking into nothingness.
Rtil and Ego spontaneously and simultaneously came ten gallons upon his assless corpse.
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Swain "The Brain" McCain
"Oh God..." whimpered rtil. "What have we done, Ego?"
"We did what any sane man would do when faced with a mighty beast, my darling" Ego consoled his partner as he softly carressed his scrotum (Ego called this the 'Scrote stroker'). Ego's ruby lips glistened in the moonlight, and he pulled rtil in for a kiss. A magical, fairy-tale kiss...their tongues entwined, they just had to do it for proper! Ego grabbed rtil's dick and shoved it in his ear. "Don't knock it until you've tried it!" said Ego, defending the odd phenomenon of ear-sex.
Minutes later, rtil was jammin' it up Ego's mud farm. His squelchy ass cheeks squelched in the cold dark night, as rtil pumped away like a mastodon. I don't know how Mastodons pump, but I'm pretty sure it'd be similar to how rtil was taking Ego up the pudding shaft! Then, rtil had a great idea. Rtil had a wonderful, erotic idea!
"Ego my kawaii bishie" he moaned. "Put these on" he commanded as he passed his fellow cartoonist a pair of rollerblades. "I wish to remake Metropolis Circuit and upload it to Newgrounds...however instead we will be the characters and we will have sex whilst skating!" Wow! Rtil you kinky fucker! Ego's boner was so big that it went into his head! "Ow! I think I just poked my brain!" laughed Ego.
The two skated off into the night, but first they decided to have a romantic meal and barbequed the Swain...however, a mysterious figure was following them....
whenever i read lenko's parts i imagine them being narrated in a british accent
gay niggas
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Quote from: Sashurawhenever i read lenko's parts i imagine them being narrated in a british accent
whenever i read lenko's parts i jerk off
Meanwhile, as rtil and ego headed off towards the city, their genitals flapping about as they skated along the roads, a young man was feeling very lonely in the city centre. His TV pilot had bombed because people would rather watch The Cleveland Show, and all hope seemed to be lost. This young man was called Kirb O. Pherr. The youngster slicked back his long mop of hair with his own vomit, because his crushing failure had made him literally sick.
"Why..." he sobbed "did nobody want to watch Brawl Taunts...the animated series...hmph..it was probably Rina's fault...I shouldn't have made it for her! Even for all those blowjobs she gave me!" Kirb stared longingly at a photo of Mario, and unzipped. With his life seemingly over, Kirb had sunk so low that he had to jerk off. And the only nearby thing he could jerk off to was Mario!! Kirb, in all his melancholy, started beating his meat.
"HEY THERE! Watcha doin!" yelled a voice. "Shit!" thought Kirboppy. "I can't be caught jerking off to Mario AGAIN!" he shoved the portly plumber's portrait in his pocket, and zipped back up. However Kirb's footlong dick got caught in his zip! "HOLY MOTHER OF ZELDA!" he yelped. With his dick corrected, Kirb turned to face this interruptor.
"Do you mind, I was...er....playing my gameboy and erm.....you made me lose!" yelled Kirbopher at the blue-haired ruffian. "Hey! My name's Ixintro. I'm the creator of Ixintro Fish Exporter Importing Company Ltd. We import fish exporters, mostly from Taiwan!" his kawaii nose glistened in the moonlight. Kirbopher, at wits end, didn't give a shit about Ixintro's stupid fucking fish company, and was instead staring at his rather large bulge.
Over the horizon, a pair of rollerblading faggots approached....
the plot thickens
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amongst other things
Quote from: lenkabiscawow! thanks bug for a lovely picture.
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sorry guys totally off topic but im changing my sig soon so im uploading it here where its greatness will be known for all eternity
And what a wonderful signature that is.
Hahahaha, oh boy, my poor ol' bud Ixintro is now in this story. Props on Kirb though. Amazing.
Quote from: BloodyCheeryAnd what a wonderful signature that is.
Hahahaha, oh boy, my poor ol' bud Ixintro is now in this story. Props on Kirb though. Amazing.
He's modified himself to look like tywo in da story
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: BloodyCheeryAnd what a wonderful signature that is.
Hahahaha, oh boy, my poor ol' bud Ixintro is now in this story. Props on Kirb though. Amazing.
He's modified himself to look like tywo in da story
I noticed.
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Rofl... Greatest. Novel. Ever.
Also Lenk, I like your design of Tywo more than my own. :P
hahaahahahahaahahahahaha
nonzop scrib and j are gonna handle this for a while
peace out!
btw on their way to the city egoraptor sings a song to rtil here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74t2ijZE-3c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74t2ijZE-3c)
lmfao this is the best novel ever, we have to compile this once its done and show it to Random House or some publishing company.
scriblam writes another chapter:
ixintro was staring in awe of the beast that was kirbopher's enormous wang, licking his lips. his dong went from dough to a meaty hero sandwich within a few seconds, popping right out of his dress pants.
Kirburger, who had been staring at Ixxy's concealed weiner in return, was both greatly disturbed and uncontrollably arroused.
"Your sausage spear," he mumbled in astonishment,"reminds me of the time in zelda where you fight the big worms."
ixintro remembered that time, very well. It was the first time he got a stiffy, and what got him into the fish exporter importing business.
"Your meaty monster," Ixxle shouted very loudly,"Looks like the award i won from Fishtastic for my Fish Exporter Importer Company that imports fish exporters, mostly from taiwan."
Kirbinstein didn't listen to ixxophers masturbatory jibberish, because just watching his mout move made the Kirb masturbate furiously.
Ix realized what kirb was doing and immediately jumped down and took the explosive cream dispensor in his mouth. Kirbopher, having never been givin oral sex or any sort of sex at all (excluding Rina, who broke pocky in his ass and called it sex), shot his sausage gravy into ix's eager mouth.
as they continued their oral escapades, the two rollerskating faggots had just stopped next to them, and boy were their candles lit!
TO BE CONTINUED
lmfao
fucking brilliant
Oh my god... LMFAOOO
I feel both violated and flattered at the same time. It's baffling!
<Ixintro> Boy Hit On Mouth By White-Hot Jizz From Outer Space Travelling At The Speed Of Love
<+mrscriblam> lol
Oh boy, this is so exciting!
then the swain rtil ego and mindchamber all realized that this wasn't even funny and that all the TBA members that found this funny were being faggots
THE END?????
taylor is mean
Taylor ruins everything. We can never have anything nice.
Quote from: taylorthen the swain rtil ego and mindchamber all realized that this wasn't even funny and that all the TBA members that found this funny were being faggots
THE END?????
get fucked
Quote from: taylorthen the swain rtil ego and mindchamber all realized that this wasn't even funny and that all the TBA members that found this funny were being faggots
THE END?????
get a haircut
ok guys sorry this IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY in fact i\\\'m goin 2 make my own part lol.............
rtil and the swain are gay lol!!!!! swain starts 2 suck rtil\\\'s dick......."this wouldnt actually happen because we dont like each otehr but its funny to make us have gay sex hahahahaha" SAID RTIL LOL THE SWAIN IS SYUCKIN RTIL\\\'S DUCK LMAIO!!any way,, , , ,
THEN EGORAPTOR SHOWED UP
hey "man leyts" have some gay sex lol said ego raptor AND TRHEN HE FUCKING FUCKED THE SWAI N IN THE FUCKING ASS LOL hahaha.....
ok guys sorry this IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY in fact i\\\'m goin 2 make my own part lol.............
rtil and the swain are gay lol!!!!! swain starts 2 suck rtil\\\'s dick......."this wouldnt actually happen because we dont like each otehr but its funny to make us have gay sex hahahahaha" SAID RTIL LOL THE SWAIN IS SYUCKIN RTIL\\\'S DUCK LMAIO!!any way,, , , ,
THEN EGORAPTOR SHOWED UP
hey "man leyts" have some gay sex lol said ego raptor AND TRHEN HE FUCKING FUCKED THE SWAI N IN THE FUCKING ASS LOL hahaha.....
To be the continue.
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yeah dude using 4chan memes you sure pwned me
lmao taylor talk about trying too hard
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yeah seriously
don't you have a paki dick to be sucking
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yeah seriously
don't you have a paki dick to be sucking
ooh low blow
hi snawsball
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Man Taylor pwned you all!
man the tba game will never be made
Quote from: taylorok guys sorry this IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY in fact i'm goin 2 make my own part lol.............
rtil and the swain are gay lol!!!!! swain starts 2 suck rtil's dick......."this wouldnt actually happen because we dont like each otehr but its funny to make us have gay sex hahahahaha" SAID RTIL LOL THE SWAIN IS SYUCKIN RTIL'S DUCK LMAIO!!any way,, , , ,
THEN EGORAPTOR SHOWED UP
hey "man leyts" have some gay sex lol said ego raptor AND TRHEN HE FUCKING FUCKED THE SWAI N IN THE FUCKING ASS LOL hahaha.....
ok guys sorry this IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY in fact i'm goin 2 make my own part lol.............
rtil and the swain are gay lol!!!!! swain starts 2 suck rtil's dick......."this wouldnt actually happen because we dont like each otehr but its funny to make us have gay sex hahahahaha" SAID RTIL LOL THE SWAIN IS SYUCKIN RTIL'S DUCK LMAIO!!any way,, , , ,
THEN EGORAPTOR SHOWED UP
hey "man leyts" have some gay sex lol said ego raptor AND TRHEN HE FUCKING FUCKED THE SWAI N IN THE FUCKING ASS LOL hahaha.....
To be the continue.
This is now an official chapter
but i still gotta post this pic
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hahaha