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Title: stoner thread
Post by: Philip K Dick on June 2, 2009 04:22 AM
in this thread we can talk about all the drugs we eat

dont post here if you have nothing to contribute
Title: stoner thread
Post by: rtil on June 2, 2009 04:23 AM
i don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
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Post by: lenko on June 2, 2009 04:28 AM
da best weed i had was when i totally zoned out and my eyes were focusing on nothing but the TV

seriously my body was just completely motionless for nearly half an hour
Title: stoner thread
Post by: texas on June 2, 2009 04:33 AM
everyone join the smoke weed all day clan where all we do is smoke weed all day
requirements: must smoke weed all day
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Post by: ansel on June 2, 2009 04:38 AM
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization

basically this, ever pothead I ever met was really chill and actually balanced their shit out with the rest of their lives. asdghsdgfhgff
Title: stoner thread
Post by: billy on June 2, 2009 06:36 AM
Quote from: anselevery pothead I ever met was really chill and actually balanced their shit out with the rest of their lives.
you obviously haven't met a lot of potheads

and who could blame you, annoying potheads are the most annoying people on earth

my fucking annoying pothead suitemate's fucking annoying pothead friend: "hey billy-mann... how's it goin... (walks into my room) ... woah what're you doin man... (touches something) woah man that's tight... hey man mind if i crash on the couch tonight...?" (AND PLAY MY PS3 ON MY HUGE TV ALL NIGHT AND ALL MORNING AND FOREVER UNTIL I TOOK ALL MY SHIT OUT OF THE COMMON AREA BECAUSE FUCK EM)

LIKE EVERY NIGHT BUT WHAT SHOULD I SAY, GET A FUCKING JOB AND YOUR OWN LEGAL RESIDENCE??

god damn smelly unkempt nasty piles of pothead shit. all of my fucking annoying pothead suitemate's friends are fucking annoying potheads too. even the girls-- it's hard to believe how unattractive an attractive girl could be, but hanging around with idiot potheads who think they're chill really makes a girl look like a crackwhore.

man he keeps getting high in his room and turning on every fan in the common area's kitchen thinking that it will make the entire suite smell less like weed. NOPE, it just drives me fucking mad because there are a billion fans blasting away. WHRRRRRRRR.

and then one day i heard a knock at the door. "WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?" i jokingly yell. i open the door to see two cops. whoops, wrong joke for the situation. they ask me who lives here and who's here right now before telling me, "I think you know why we're here..."

I respond terrified, "uh, no, i don't think so..."

"Your roommate smokes marijuana."

"OH! HAHA YEA HE DOES TAKE HIM AWAY OFF WITH HIS HEAD FUCKEM"

turns out he got high and drove around and hit a girl who was walking to class with his car.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on June 2, 2009 06:50 AM
all my friends were potheads now they arent graduating with me to highschool
also my friend liked to lace coke into his pot and has gotten to the point where like he has to be happy with everyone which is weird because he used to be a huge asshole now hes annnoying as hell
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Blordow on June 2, 2009 07:09 AM
Quote from: lenkabiscada best weed i had was when i totally zoned out and my eyes were focusing on nothing but the TV

seriously my body was just completely motionless for nearly half an hour
LMAO i can imagine that.

i dont smoke weed much but i love it when i get twitches all over my body.


this one time, we got pizza when i was stoned and the guy who delivered it was indian, and i couldnt stop laughing when he was counting the money we gave him. i nearly died laughing.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 2, 2009 07:27 AM
Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKERin this thread we can talk about all the drugs we eat

Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKERall the drugs we eat

Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKEReat

 


Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKERdont post here if you have nothing to contribute


 
Title: stoner thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on June 2, 2009 09:28 AM
Boy oh boy theres nothin like getting super duper high it just feels so good boy howdy I cant wait to get super duper high!

oh boy oh boy!
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Post by: LordZeebmork on June 2, 2009 09:46 AM
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
this

although it's not like I have a choice, there's no pot here that isn't probably laced with pcp or lsd or kfc or something
Title: stoner thread
Post by: creamcorn on June 2, 2009 09:48 AM
getting high off a waterpipe is da best thing evagh

btw weed is legal here          
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Post by: ansel on June 2, 2009 12:29 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmork
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
this

although it's not like I have a choice, there's no pot here that isn't probably laced with pcp or lsd or kfc or something
Quotekfc
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Post by: redmongoose on June 2, 2009 01:30 PM
dun da da dun da da dun da da dun BONANZAAAAAA
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Post by: 99 on June 2, 2009 01:48 PM
I've become dependent on my prescription drugs...I get really nasty headaches and jitters when I dont take them.  Like all sweaty and irritable.  Its enough to not make me wanna take anything else.  Plus it would kill me if they mixed.
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Post by: f0d on June 2, 2009 03:20 PM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: anselevery pothead I ever met was really chill and actually balanced their shit out with the rest of their lives.
you obviously haven\\\'t met a lot of potheads

clearly neither have you

potheads are just as varied as normal people. some of us are messy and lazy and idiots, but you\\\'d have to be one in the first place for a drug as light as weed to do that to you. slackers who smoke weed give us other stoners a bad name. ive met far more people who have all of their shit together, get great grades, and smoke everyday than people who are total fuck ups and smoke everyday. and the only people i know who are fuckups do harder drugs too, so i cant say its the weed.

blame the person, not the most benign drug known to man

Quote from: 99I\\\'ve become dependent on my prescription drugs...I get really nasty headaches and jitters when I dont take them.  Like all sweaty and irritable.  Its enough to not make me wanna take anything else.  Plus it would kill me if they mixed.
just so you know prescription drugs are far worse than weed in terms of health risks. nasty headaches? jitters? sweaty and irritable? those are all things weed cures pretty quickly. the withdrawals from quiting weed? hardly even a craving, you can go cold turkey for a month and be totally fine. in terms of mixing it? with any other drug you\\\'re right it could kill you, but with weed the honest truth is you can mix it with anything and it will never produce a lethal combination. if you die, it will be from whatever you\\\'re mixing it with. weed has never killed anyone, unless you count the mexicans who got beheaded by the drug cartels but that wouldn\\\'t have happened if the shit were legal
Title: stoner thread
Post by: rtil on June 2, 2009 05:05 PM
Quote from: chickengetting high off a waterpipe is da best thing evagh

btw weed is legal here          
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nieuwsuitamsterdam.nl%2Fafbeeldingen%2Fblowverbod.JPG&hash=e1ecbf9eed13c823e4e5d82ca24e01d9349814e8)
Title: stoner thread
Post by: shura on June 2, 2009 05:06 PM
i smoke weed occasionally in college because sometimes i get super stressed and just need to calm down. but i hate how it burns my throat
i think it's way less deleterious than alcohol. i don't see why people get so upset about it
Title: stoner thread
Post by: billy on June 2, 2009 06:01 PM
Quote from: f0dhur hur hur
i was waiting for your pothead speech
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Ashington on June 2, 2009 06:03 PM
I used to smoke a draw or two if it was offered, but then one day i had one that someone had laced with something else and it really fucked my head. Now i'll only have one that i've seen been rolled so i know nothing extras in it.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Fuzz on June 2, 2009 06:32 PM
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
I don't support it's legalization, but I do support it's decriminalization.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: billy on June 2, 2009 06:41 PM
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
I don't support it's legalization, but I do support it's decriminalization.
if weed was legal there'd be a lot less fucking annoying potheads because they'd all move on to heroin and kill themselves
Title: stoner thread
Post by: creamcorn on June 2, 2009 06:58 PM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: chickengetting high off a waterpipe is da best thing evagh

btw weed is legal here          


fucku it says \\\'only in this neighborhood\\\' so
Title: stoner thread
Post by: DrRumack on June 2, 2009 07:51 PM
i think the worst kind of pothead is the kind that only has the capacity to talk about weed and family guy
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Post by: Daveb0t on June 2, 2009 07:53 PM
i ENJOYUED\\\ Cdm's post
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Post by: Mad Meat on June 2, 2009 07:57 PM
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoi ENJOYUED\\\ Cdm's post
BOB BOOB BOOBY BOOBIES  
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on June 2, 2009 08:54 PM
Quote from: j_seedall my friends were potheads now they arent graduating with me to highschool

Yep, my friends who just started smoking this year aren't going to graduate. One of them has to go to summer school and the other one did so badly, he needs to repeat the 12th grade. I hang out with them occassionally, now usually when they go to get high. I've never done it, but I've clam baked a few times. They like to have me around since I'm a good lookout, that's about it though, they're douches.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: rtil on June 2, 2009 08:59 PM
i don't think it's marijuana that makes them that way, though. anti-marijuana campaigns like abovetheinfluence would have you believe that it will turn you into a lethargic bum with no aspirations, but it's really your mind to make up. you can let the plant control you, or you can control it. some people you just know they smoke weed because they're so stereotypical, and others you would never guess - i think that's evidence enough.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Casey Pixmintro on June 2, 2009 09:01 PM
Quote from: rtili don't think it's marijuana that makes them that way, though. anti-marijuana campaigns like abovetheinfluence would have you believe that it will turn you into a lethargic bum with no aspirations.

They were lethargic bums with no aspirations anyway, they just finally decided to fit the part lol. I think marijuana being illegal is bullshit anyway since it clogs up the legal system.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: shura on June 2, 2009 09:19 PM
all the coke whores in my highschool graduated!
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Post by: jebxz on June 2, 2009 09:27 PM
druggs woooaahhhh mzzzzzzz
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Post by: ansel on June 2, 2009 09:32 PM
like half the kids at my school smoke, no lie. Most of them are intelligent and motivated individuals

and then there's that guy
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Post by: 99 on June 2, 2009 10:43 PM
If i was to try stuff like weed or alcohol with my meds, I take 75 mg of attention defecit shit mixed with 30 mg of depression shit, i would be afraid i would get seriously sick or die or something.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: redmongoose on June 2, 2009 10:51 PM
I like sticking nails in my eyes that gets me totally blazed
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Post by: jebxz on June 2, 2009 10:52 PM
i smoke weed twice a week about

it doesnt seem to impact my life
Title: stoner thread
Post by: rtil on June 2, 2009 10:54 PM
Quote from: jebxzi smoke weed twice a week about

it doesnt seem to impact my life
but it may be impacting your grammar
Title: stoner thread
Post by: LordZeebmork on June 2, 2009 10:56 PM
I smoke dicks

Quote from: ansel
Quote from: LordZeebmork
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
this

although it's not like I have a choice, there's no pot here that isn't probably laced with pcp or lsd or kfc or something
Quotekfc
yep

I live in pretty ghetto county minorityland so thtth
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Gmagnum on June 2, 2009 11:49 PM
this post has been removed
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Post by: LordZeebmork on June 2, 2009 11:54 PM
Quote from: Gmagnumi'm probably a 1 1/2 drive from you and it's nothing but upper white class around me
well I guess you're too far away from dc for a nigger to get there without getting lost or distracted by a nearby kfc or chipotle!!
Title: stoner thread
Post by: ansel on June 3, 2009 01:44 AM
this is my drug of choice
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freschfoods.com%2Fimages-catalog%2FCherry%2520Sours.jpg&hash=7b6cb62036bb95c6a289120f72b42fe5edf3f526)
Title: stoner thread
Post by: LordZeebmork on June 3, 2009 01:54 AM
maraschino cherries?

more like LSD-no cherries

hururuhrhhurur
Title: stoner thread
Post by: ansel on June 3, 2009 02:01 AM
Quote from: LordZeebmorkmaraschino cherries?

more like LSD-no cherries

hururuhrhhurur

those aren't real cherries, bro
CHERRY SOURS
the most delicious candy to be found in minnesota
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on June 3, 2009 03:44 AM
Hey what happened to my wonderful post about teen destruction?
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Post by: f0d on June 3, 2009 03:52 AM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: f0dhur hur hur
i was waiting for your pothead speech
damnit you caught me when i was so high i was willing to write paragraphs defending it

u win this time billy monks...

Quote from: rtilbut it may be impacting your grammar
this is inevitable
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Necronomitr0n on June 3, 2009 04:15 AM
i tried my first weed on saturday, apparently, the guy who sold it to me told me that it's kind of wet and is not good that way, i think it's northern lights

anyway the smoke kinda hurts my throat too, i need to get a bong or something

also yes ansel cherry sours are quite gr8

but not as great as (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jtnightshow.com%2Fblogger%2Fuploaded_images%2F200806301038-709590.jpg&hash=7ac9523db2b7daaf5eec6b3208bfdebe36baa705)
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Post by: shura on June 3, 2009 04:20 AM
candy thread
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Post by: ansel on June 3, 2009 04:43 AM
Quote from: systechoi tried my first weed on saturday, apparently, the guy who sold it to me told me that it's kind of wet and is not good that way, i think it's northern lights

anyway the smoke kinda hurts my throat too, i need to get a bong or something

also yes ansel cherry sours are quite gr8

but not as great as (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jtnightshow.com%2Fblogger%2Fuploaded_images%2F200806301038-709590.jpg&hash=7ac9523db2b7daaf5eec6b3208bfdebe36baa705)

those are penises

don't even try and argue about this
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on June 3, 2009 05:32 AM
xactly
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Post by: f0d on June 3, 2009 06:17 AM
Quote from: systechoanyway the smoke kinda hurts my throat too, i need to get a bong or something
yes bong bubbler or vaporizer is a great way to go
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on June 3, 2009 06:19 AM
my friends were too cheap to use a bong so they cut open a hole inside a coke can and smoked the bottom of it or something im not sure how it was
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Post by: billy on June 3, 2009 06:26 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fm1.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F2070351%2F1-Turn_Passion_300x250.jpg&hash=da88960c6ba2a850f65b1b66594da2d0934f9a86)
Title: stoner thread
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 3, 2009 08:49 AM
never used a bong. i dont even understand how a bong works. they look like things from dr.seuss. tubes and balls and colors and shit twisting in and out of itself.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Mad Meat on June 4, 2009 02:56 PM
ei took faggot frugzzzzzz hffffm
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Post by: Daveb0t on June 4, 2009 04:25 PM
Quote from: KillerDoll13ei took faggot frugzzzzzz hffffm
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Post by: RobHalford on June 4, 2009 05:17 PM
Quote from: KillerDoll13ei took faggot frugzzzzzz hffffm

In the context of this thread, this is your first post that ever makes any real sense.
Title: stoner thread
Post by: leone on June 4, 2009 05:53 PM
Quote from: j_seedmy friends were too cheap to use a bong so they cut open a hole inside a coke can and smoked the bottom of it or something im not sure how it was

that is a great way to get alzheimers
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Post by: Mushroomboy5 on June 4, 2009 06:59 PM
Quote from: Zekeyi dont even understand how a bong works.
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Post by: Flash on June 4, 2009 07:33 PM
smoking weed is stupid
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Post by: DrRumack on June 4, 2009 07:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTWDIUonqIw
Title: stoner thread
Post by: Frankie on June 4, 2009 10:47 PM
i'll smoke a joint or 2 sometimes. i'm certainly not dependent on it i just do it on the odd occasion with mates to mellow me out a little and relax.

i might also do it while i'm writing music, weed goes great with sex too when used sparingly  
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Post by: leone on June 6, 2009 01:30 AM
i am definetly gettin high and watching UP in 3D soon
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 6, 2009 01:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTGNR6CKvz8