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Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: lasse on May 13, 2009 07:57 PM

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

http://www.somalicruises.com/ (http://www.somalicruises.com/)

just click the damn link

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: Flash on May 13, 2009 08:11 PM

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA

lmfao

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: ansel on May 13, 2009 08:32 PM

i bookmarked it

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: aquaticmole on May 13, 2009 09:17 PM

adventure of a lifetime.

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: shura on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM

QuoteWe guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo

lmfao what the fuck? how is this legal??

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: ChrisZito on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM

What's the prize for the biggest catch?

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: Necronomitr0n on May 13, 2009 10:54 PM

lmao this is too good to be true

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: trent bortknob on May 13, 2009 11:06 PM

what the

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: Mushroomboy5 on May 14, 2009 01:04 AM

I don't see any contact information or ways I could sign up. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's a joke.

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: Ying on May 14, 2009 01:04 AM

this is exactly like those fake travel guides from Jetlag travel

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chroniclebooks.com%2Fimages%2Fitems%2F0811853%2F0811853659%2F0811853659_large.jpg&hash=e4693eb380da1bc90d370d726d5a927fbe627374)

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: Dagolith on May 14, 2009 05:30 AM

Quote from: Sashura
QuoteWe guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo

lmfao what the fuck? how is this legal??

.....really?

Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: ansel on May 14, 2009 05:49 AM

Quote from: Mushroomboy5I don't see any contact information or ways I could sign up. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's a joke.

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Title: Somali Cruises
Post by: lasse on May 14, 2009 08:02 AM

QuoteSOMALI CRUISES

Fun For The Whole Family!

Most cruises offer a mini-bar
We offer a mounted Mini-Gun

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