I remember when I was young, I loved soda! If it wasent in a sealed can, I drank it. Didnt care whose it was, or how much was in it; I see Coke, I drink Coke.
And I flushed a Game Boy down the commode (and those things were $170 at the time). Anyone else did something dumb at an early age?
what the hell kind of giant toilet can fit a game boy in its pipe
probably a gameboy pocket
Quote from: Zekeywhat the hell kind of giant toilet can fit a game boy in its pipe
It didnt go through. It was just dropped and flushed. You could still pick it out with your hands (if your willing).
I threw tantrums when I couldn't have my Thomas the Tank Engine. :P
Rolling down the stairs backwards at my parent's old apartment.
For some reason I thought it was a good idea to look at the bottom of my feet at the top of the stairs.
It was fun looking at everything spin through the side though, and I didn't get hurt during the many times I did it.
I hit bars with a yo yo and it would wrap around and I would pull it back. Usually
it came back and hit me, but it was entertaining.
Took my brothers insulin needle and stuck it in a bee and withdrew it...
Put coins in the tv. The noise was pretty crappy after it.
i have a really bad complex about this kind of topic believe it or not
among lighter memories- i use to always think you had to marry your sibling. I would tell everyone that I was gonna marry my older brother, LOL
i might have posted about that already though
i had a spider man action figure that talked and i tried to feed it fruit punch and after that it talked in a scary way
I attempted to flush my biggest 1st grade nemesis' shoe down the toilet but of course our school had really small toilets and it didn't work
I killed my parents
my brothers and i had a game called "roll down the stairs"
you'll probably never guess how we played it
one time when i was 6 or 7 i cried because my parents got me a video game i didnt like
i dont remember why exactly because i've never really been into videogames so i dont know what brought me to tears
i called trees broccoli and vice versa
i also thought ham grew on ham trees, but that\\\'s only because my parents told me that (god damnit)
I broke one of my transformers while trying to return it to animal form.
i stuck a butterknife in the speaker of our first tv so my parents had to get a really expensive sound system cause they didn't want to shell out for a new tv
also i once fell back on the floor and cracked the back of my head open on our brick fireplace
also
Quote from: roland deschaini had a spider man action figure that talked and i tried to feed it fruit punch and after that it talked in a scary way
lmao
I used to throw tantrums all the time during a hockey game.
When I was in net and someone scored on me, I'd chase them down the ice and sometimes slash them with my stick.
I slashed this one kid pretty hard in the knee when I was like 7. My parents suspended me for 3 games.
I yelled out at one of Pres. Clinton's anti-drug abuse rallies, "WHAT ARE DRUGS?"
Later into his term, I asked super-duper loud in a grocery store line, "WHY IS PRESIDENT CLINTON IN TROUBLE? AND WHY ARE PEOPLE MAD AT HIM FOR SMOKING CIGARS?"
5? A lot of that is a blur... I only remember vaguely putting coats, blankets, etc. over my head and thinking up adventures and making the sound effects out loud.
Sword fights in jets hell yes~
I was a pretty embarrassing little snot.
I used to chew gum I found on the underside of tables
also, I would pick my nose and roll up the contents to try and make a huge wad
As a child I had a weak stomach and would vomit on a regular basis.
Quote from: IxintroI threw tantrums when I couldn't have my Thomas the Tank Engine. :P
Why the hell did i laugh out loud at this
I stomped a lil birdy to death
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death
D:
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death
ooohhh that reminds me
i killed a salamander with a letter opener and threw him in a ditch and when my friend asked where he went i told him that he ran away
we were at the airport and the ticketlady gave my mother her ticket and told her enjoy your flight madam
but it was the first time i heard someone call my mom 'madam' so i asked out loud 'MOM are you a MADAM?'
I was upstairs in my house while there was a party downstairs. Upstairs, there was this chair with wheels. I rolled it downstairs and everyone was shocked. I also destorying a large plant pot.
my actionman actionfigure was broken and i buried it in my backyard
RIP 2001-2003
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death
i beat da senseless shit out of a large frog in kindergarten with a sand spade
I had a hungry hungry hippos game, I tried to feed them milk and cookies. I never played it since
EVERYTHING.
I heard a load of kids in my class talk about our teachers assistant being ugly and for some reason i felt compelled to ask her out loud 'WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UGLY?'.
i always tried to beat up people and squirt people with squirt guns when i was little
even while my dad was working
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death
Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death
This reminds me.
I put salt on a slug cause my older friend told me to. I then proceeded to cry as I watched it writhe in slimy agony and dissolve.
Quote from: Mushroomboy5As a child I had a weak stomach and would vomit on a regular basis.
this
also i stuck peas and corn up my nose
as an insult i called people bloods because it was the worst word i knew
crips 4 life
yea i was born a crip and ill die a crip i like basketball and rap
i found a dead mole. i put this dead mole onto some rocks, took another big rock and started crashing all the bones it had. it was really bloody and im not sure why i did that. it was together with some friends and we had fun watching the head of the mole getting cracked.
I accidentially paralyzed my hamster with legos (don't ask)
i think when i was 5 or so i saw a pregnant woman in the grocery store and i asked my mom why her stomach was so big. My mom told me that the woman was pregnant and was going to have a baby. I then went up to this really fat guy with a huge stomach and was like "wow, How many babies are YOU pregnant with?"
Quote from: Sashurai think when i was 5 or so i saw a pregnant woman in the grocery store and i asked my mom why her stomach was so big. My mom told me that the woman was pregnant and was going to have a baby. I then went up to this really fat guy with a huge stomach and was like "wow, How many babies are YOU pregnant with?"
lmfao
i asked my grandma for a nintendo 64 for christmas
when I opened her present up it was a gameboy pocket
I yelled "I DONT WANT THIS" and threw it at the ground
I loved power rangers when I was like 6
and I went to school in my power ranger costume everyday
oh boy what wild antics I had
Quote from: EmanhattanI loved power rangers when I was like 6
and I went to school in my power ranger costume everyday
oh boy what wild antics I had
el power ranger [size=]ariba[/size]
Quote from: 99Quote from: shittyfurryassI stomped a lil birdy to death
This reminds me.
I put salt on a slug cause my older friend told me to. I then proceeded to cry as I watched it writhe in slimy agony and dissolve.
this except i didnt cry i did it again and again also me and my brother shot a frog with a bb gun several times in its back.
also i threw a hammer at my brothers head because we were having a shoe war throwing shoes and stuff at eachother and the hammer just HAPPENED to be there.
Quote from: HammiQuote from: EmanhattanI loved power rangers when I was like 6
and I went to school in my power ranger costume everyday
oh boy what wild antics I had
el power ranger [size=]ariba[/size]
oléned
hahaha
it seems like everyone was a spoiled brat when they were little kids
if i saw myself when i was 5 i would probably beat the shit out of myself
I hid empty soda cans under the couch
when I was 4 I was in a slider and I almost hit my head with a fence that was in front of it as I descended.
and then a fat guy fell too and pushed my face into the fence
and Ive got a sexy ass scar in one of my eyebrows ever since
I've mentioned my train obsession once or twice I think. I wanted to BE a train. Thomas da Tank Engine 24/7, wooden tracks, all kinds of wackiness
I really must scan some of my drawings, it would probably reveal some sort of brain disorder
i never did all this gay shit all of you seem to have done
i never killed animals as all of you little shits seem to have done
just wonderin did ur parents forget to raise you?
i mean ssaf its obvious (i mean he turned out gay) but the rest of you didn\\\'t get raised by your parents either?
i never hurt a soul when i was a kiddo
This kid in my neighborhood pissed me off, we used to fight over the attention of this girl in our own stupid kindergarten way, and i stood on a chair, put a Snickers in the microwave until it was hot, took it outside and threw it at the side of the kid's head. He cried and ran home and shit. I thought I was being hardcore, now I'm just like how the fuck did a 5 year old even come up with that
Quote from: YungJazzThis kid in my neighborhood pissed me off, we used to fight over the attention of this girl in our own stupid kindergarten way, and i stood on a chair, put a Snickers in the microwave until it was hot, took it outside and threw it at the side of the kid's head. He cried and ran home and shit. I thought I was being hardcore, now I'm just like how the fuck did a 5 year old even come up with that
holy shit thats so gangster i want to try that
I never hurt any animals when I was a kid.
I guess I missed out on that "experience"
Quote from: GenTriggerI never hurt any animals when I was a kid.
I guess I missed out on that "experience"
I remember killing an earthworm and crying.
i was a good kid i used to bring goldfish to ant hills then come back later and see what happened
i played mario for the first time and was scared shitless of everything
i had a chest of drawers fall on me
i broke my ankle riding my bicycle barefoot
i had no idea what pokemon was so i kept bugging this kid to tell me what team rocket were and he spit on me
i shook up sodas that were in stores because i like bubbles
i bit everyone
i never hurt anything except eating a couple ants
thomas was the shit btw
Quote from: nonezopi never hurt anything except eating a couple ants
what about the goldfish
Quote from: rtilQuote from: nonezopi never hurt anything except eating a couple ants
what about the goldfish
...and biting everyone
i wanted to put a thomas the tank engine autoplay in here.
on second thought I decided it wouldn't be that funny. I guess the click-to-play swf block is doing its job
Quote from: anseli wanted to put a thomas the tank engine autoplay in here.
on second thought I decided it wouldn't be that funny. I guess the click-to-play swf block is doing its job
Quote from: rtilQuote from: anseli wanted to put a thomas the tank engine autoplay in here.
on second thought I decided it wouldn't be that funny. I guess the click-to-play swf block is doing its job
Every party has its pooper, that's why we invited you. SUPER DUUUUPER PARTY POOOOPER!
Quote from: 99Quote from: rtilQuote from: anseli wanted to put a thomas the tank engine autoplay in here.
on second thought I decided it wouldn't be that funny. I guess the click-to-play swf block is doing its job
Every party has its pooper, that's why we invited you. SUPER DUUUUPER PARTY POOOOPER!
in time you will learn to love this amazing new feature i have created
Quote from: rtilQuote from: 99Quote from: rtilQuote from: anseli wanted to put a thomas the tank engine autoplay in here.
on second thought I decided it wouldn't be that funny. I guess the click-to-play swf block is doing its job
Every party has its pooper, that's why we invited you. SUPER DUUUUPER PARTY POOOOPER!
in time you will learn to love this amazing new feature i have created
This thread needs more of The Berzerker.
pissed on my brother
Quote from: Billyi never did all this gay shit all of you seem to have done
i never killed animals as all of you little shits seem to have done
just wonderin did ur parents forget to raise you?
i mean ssaf its obvious (i mean he turned out gay) but the rest of you didn't get raised by your parents either?
its called expirimenting
i never hurt an animal either though, the mole i crushed was dead already it was just nice to see how his brains would pop out.
edit: reading this thread carefully i take the "its called experimenting" back and want to replace it with "what the hell is wrong with people"
my pops told me that when i was a toddler, i used to walk around buttnaked in our apartment
and i also took a long piss in his chicken masala once he sat on the floor eating
when i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a boy so i could be in the "boys only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off all my long hair D:
Quote from: Sashurawhen i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a boy so i could be in the "boys only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off all my long hair D:
did they let you in the club
when i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a girl so i could be in the "girls only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off my long dick D:
Quote from: Billywhen i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a girl so i could be in the "girls only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off my long dick D:
damn boi
Quote from: rtilQuote from: Sashurawhen i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a boy so i could be in the "boys only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off all my long hair D:
did they let you in the club
no
Quote from: Billywhen i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a girl so i could be in the "girls only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off my long dick D:
hahahahha
i never hurt any tiny animals when I was a yungun'
except for a few slug saltings bbut teh
Quote from: Billywhen i was in kindergarten or first grade i think, i wanted to be a girl so i could be in the "girls only club" or something, so i took a pair of scissors and chopped off my long dick D:
lmao
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2Quote from: rtilQuote from: nonezopi never hurt anything except eating a couple ants
what about the goldfish
...and biting everyone
the goldfish smiled even while being eaten they were in no pain
people dont count cause people deserve it
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Quote from: Hammihe sat on the floor eating
man he must have had some bad manners eating off of the floor what a piece of shit
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Quote from: taylorQuote from: Hammihe sat on the floor eating
man he must have had some bad manners eating off of the floor what a piece of shit
nah, working-class pakistanis traditionally sit on the floor when they eat like japs do only without table
also they dont eat off of the floor which is just nasty, maybe indians do that but not us
wouldnt that cause some serious chronic back pain if you do that for a whole lifetime?
nah not really, unless you lean towards objects which would put a lot of unnecessary weight on that body part youre relying on
you just sit with your legs crossed and finish your food, your back can endure it anytime so theres no problem here
I locked the back door so my mum couldn't get back inside, then I cried but she couldn't get in. she couldn't kick in the door because I was standing next to it and was watching her through the glass panels. in the end she had to jump the fence and ask the neighbours for some wires or some shit to pick the lock on the front door.
yeah torturing animals is usually a sign you're going to grow up and become a rapist or serial killer JUS SAYN
-i think i already told you guys about how i was on animal planet once and i got a really easy question wrong
-i let my sister cut my hair and she shaved half of it off
-i ran into a table and knocked a tooth out
-i used the boys bathroom on my first day at a new elementary school. i didnt see the girls bathroom and i didnt question why there were boys in the bathroom i just ran in the stall and peed all over the floor.
-i was so gullible i would always let other kids borrow my things and they would never give them back
Fell down a flight of stairs and broken my chin. When I came back from the hospital a week later after getting stitches, I fell down the same flight of stairs and reopened my stitches.
Third time is not the charm my friends.
in 5th grade I shaved one of my eyebrows off without even thinking about it
"you stop eating crap!"
by: Critic49
date: July 5, 2008
and watching prno. and hanging out with fred. he's evil. and you could also- *you slam door on me*
My dad convinced me that the factories with smoke coming out of them were "Cloud Factories". This of course is where they made all kinds of clouds for the sky.
Also when I was 1 I pissed in my dads slipper. He got a wet surprise that following morning.
I was bitten in the face by a duck. I obviously cried, stupid family did nothing but take pictures of the duck in question.
Quote from: salutations-i was so gullible i would always let other kids borrow my things and they would never give them back
I snorted Coke Cola 'cause I was really bored and wanted to see if I could drink through my nose. Yeah, fun stuff.
Also I grew up believing that if you got married and kissed right when they told you to, the bride got pregnant. That was until I discovered sex on late night HBO. I was a very bright child back then.
at 5 years old i was still watching barney off and on.
i regret it to this day. D:
Quote from: Buckat 5 years old i was still watching barney off and on.
i regret it to this day. D:
uh
that's perfectly normal, it's a kids show
Quote from: Buckat 5 years old i was still watching barney off and on.
i regret it to this day. D:
Just like I regret pretending to be a train! [spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]
It sure is gay that you watched a program aimed at young children... WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG CHILD! [spoiler]no it isn't, fuck off[/spoiler]
Quote from: BloodyCheeryI snorted Coke
you were a hardcore 5 year old !!!!!!
I snorted some of this stuff up my nose
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Quote from: anselQuote from: Buckat 5 years old i was still watching barney off and on.
i regret it to this day. D:
Just like I regret pretending to be a train! [spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]
It sure is gay that you watched a program aimed at young children... WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG CHILD! [spoiler]no it isn't, fuck off[/spoiler]
sure thing bra
Quote from: fatbadgerI was bitten in the face by a duck. I obviously cried, stupid family did nothing but take pictures of the duck in question.
pwnert
I apparently thought throwing glass bottles that were half shattered was cool.
almost lost my pinky.
Quote from: salutationsQuote from: BloodyCheeryI snorted Coke
you were a hardcore 5 year old !!!!!!
Caffine through the nose hurts! But at least you man enough to put up with that, unlike todays kids trying to snort smarties.
when i was 5 i remember that me and some of my friends saying such shitty word....
lmao hes like the best member
dear god i was obsessed with tigger. I would stick grass in my pants to make a tail and say,"a-bounce bounce bounce bounce...." ect for hours!
I also took sticks and spun them in my hand for hours.
I blame aspergers.
tigger is cool
Quote from: FautzoI blame aspergers.
Don't hate now.
Quote from: rtiltigger is cool
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Quote from: FautzoI also took sticks and spun them in my hand for hours.
every kid does this at some point in their lives and just grow out of it at different rates
my brother is 17 and still does it
and im not talking about jordan