"I tend to fondle little children"
^^real quote
hey guys its me psi you guys are all so dumb
hahahahahha i like how loon makes you all so angry
hahahh i am the best member of the forum god i hate j_seed so much
hey im psi and i am great
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Quote from: Zekeyhey guys its me psi you guys are all so dumb
hahahahahha i like how loon makes you all so angry
hahahh i am the best member of the forum god i hate j_seed so much
hey im psi and i am great
HEY FUCK YOU I AM J_SEED QUIT BEING SUCH A PARTY POOPER BRO RTIL IS NOT GONNA MAKE YOU A MOD AGAIN YOU BIG FAT FAG I AM J_SEED
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hi loon welcome to thebackalleys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P-P575_9EA
okay we should making threads about loon.. he gets too much attention which he doesn't deserve
what the fuck is going on here
Quote from: taylorwhat the fuck is going on here
im not sure i signed up and now everyone makes topics about me
Quote from: loonQuote from: taylorwhat the fuck is going on here
im not sure i signed up and now everyone makes topics about me
number 1 cool guy
mr blue pencil part 2
rule #1 of tba: everyone hates all new members and causes massive amounts of drama about them
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEmr blue pencil part 2
im not a gook and i dont have asperger's syndrom either
im not obsessed with mcdonalds, burgerking or anything else like that
man you really have some temper probs if you compare me to someone gay i have nothing in comon with!
I bet loon is really making some horrible posts its a good thing I have him on ignore
loon is great whats with the hate
Quote from: MishkaMashloon is great whats with the hate
nice rhyme you should be a rapper
why does every new member need a thread
Quote from: anselwhy does every new member need a thread
because newbies these days who come to tba are all attention craving faggots who seek to be crowned here
Quote from: LordZeebmorkrule #1 of tba: everyone hates all new members and causes massive amounts of drama about them
Where was my hazing?
Quote from: HammiQuote from: anselwhy does every new member need a thread
because newbies these days who come to tba are all attention craving faggots who seek to be crowned here
only because everyone makes a huge deal out of them
well;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuowell;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU
no, he's not
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoI just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Quote from: WasimQuote from: dvvebbbsiuowell;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU
no, he\\\'s not
you\\\'re just upset because he was mean to you
loon is apparently the very kind of predictable kind of internet personality where nothing is funny to him and nothing impresses him because he\\\'s so hardcore
none of his posts are meant to be funny or humorous they just point out that everyone around him is a massive faggot
if there was a topic that everybody considered interesting and funny loon would be the first person to say "i dont know why this is such a big deal its no that great ive seen better"
therefore there is no reason to be upset if he is a jerk to you because he probably acts like that to everyone
but i dont really know thats just the impression he\\\'s given me!!!
ding ding ding
we have a winner
Quote from: taylorQuote from: WasimQuote from: dvvebbbsiuowell;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU
no, he's not
you're just upset because he was mean to you
loon is apparently the very kind of predictable kind of internet personality where nothing is funny to him and nothing impresses him because he's so hardcore
none of his posts are meant to be funny or humorous they just point out that everyone around him is a massive faggot
if there was a topic that everybody considered interesting and funny loon would be the first person to say "i dont know why this is such a big deal its no that great ive seen better"
therefore there is no reason to be upset if he is a jerk to you because he probably acts like that to everyone
but i dont really know thats just the impression he's given me!!!
i guess that this is the impression that im giving but let me tell you, its wrong.
i tell people that their posts are stupid and meaningless, that is true, but that doesnt mean i hate every post.
there is no reason for me to point out posts that i like, thats why i just tell stupid people that they are stupid instead of telling nice people that they are nice.
its pretty much the news concept i think. people who read the news only read about the bad things and think that the world is rotten, but thats just because news are barely ever about good things.
Quote from: looni guess that this is the impression that im giving but let me tell you, its wrong.
i tell people that their posts are stupid and meaningless, that is true, but that doesnt mean i hate every post.
there is no reason for me to point out posts that i like, thats why i just tell stupid people that they are stupid instead of telling nice people that they are nice.
its pretty much the news concept i think. people who read the news only read about the bad things and think that the world is rotten, but thats just because news are barely ever about good things.
If you try to point out all the idiotic posts in the world, you'd pass away at your computer. Save yourself the effort