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Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: emanhattan on April 29, 2009 09:47 PM
Ever felt like a game punishes you for being good?

This happened to me many times today:
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Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Wasim on April 29, 2009 09:49 PM
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Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: rtil on April 29, 2009 10:10 PM
i want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Daveb0t on April 29, 2009 10:14 PM
what mario said
Also Gex 64 is a wonderfully imaginative game yet the last few levels mix poor controls and camera mechanics into an aggrivating blend
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: loon on April 29, 2009 10:17 PM
that viewtiful joe game for nintendo ds was horrible

they want you to hold r while using the dpad while scratching the screen while pressing y and b and the same time

while fighting a boss
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Gmagnum on April 29, 2009 10:35 PM
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Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: GenTrigger on April 29, 2009 11:02 PM
Her instant kill is pretty easy to avoid bro.

I can't think of anything that's busted my balls like that lately though. I think video games need more instant kills to keep you on your toes.

vidya games these days, etc., etc.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: topcatyo on April 29, 2009 11:04 PM
Dynamite Headdy is ridiculous.  The final boss has a laser beam that covers the whole screen.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: billy on April 29, 2009 11:10 PM
grand theft auto iv for the pc. you almost finish the bank robbery mission and then, pow, "OUT OF VIDEO MEMORY!" and you're reloading the game
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: GenTrigger on April 29, 2009 11:16 PM
Now I remember that damn bank heist mission.

Best mission in the game but the fact that you have to lose your wanted level after all then get back to the house is just insane.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Flash on April 29, 2009 11:21 PM
playing unreal tournament online for 15 minutes was a pretty fucking frustrating experience
everybody but me was bouncing off the walls like crazy

but when it comes to actual single-player games, yeah, some of them have some really unfair moments, but instant kills really work well to keep you on your toes without being too frustrating sometimes
re4 had some of those
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: topcatyo on April 30, 2009 04:11 AM
Also, Left 4 Dead is hella frustrating as well.  Especially on Versus mode when your team is outmatched by another team that's way better than you are.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: DrRumack on April 30, 2009 04:13 AM
the fucking arena mode on kirby super star ultra drives me nuts

i can't get past 5 bosses

Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Crabarms on April 30, 2009 04:36 AM
super ghouls and ghosts
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: emanhattan on April 30, 2009 04:37 AM
mario kart wii

lets give out fucking powerful recovery and attack weapons to the faggots in the back!
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: shittyfurryass on April 30, 2009 04:41 AM
^ that reminds me of a terrible korean racing game i played
if you are in first you get nothing while if you are last you get superboost that makes you win no matter what
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: emanhattan on April 30, 2009 04:45 AM
that sounds like mario kart shitfurryass!
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: shittyfurryass on April 30, 2009 05:08 AM
could be

does mario kart make you pay to customize your ricer
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 30, 2009 05:22 AM
Rygar for the NES

Although the NES ahd a lot of unfair games
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 30, 2009 05:51 AM
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feel free to laugh but this game has some of the hardest last levels i've ever seen evilly manipulated into the fabric of gameplay.

the horror.




the horror.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on April 30, 2009 07:58 AM
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Fuzz on April 30, 2009 03:54 PM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.
You've beaten it? You must have cheated...

Friday the 13th for the NES is the only game I can think of.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Mad Meat on May 9, 2009 12:39 AM
that video game part is hot  
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: sba sb3002 on May 9, 2009 02:03 AM
I think we can all agree Mario Party is the most unfair game in the world. I was playing against my little sister and I was killing her in all the mini games, but out of nowhere she gets 2 hidden stars in a row. Total crap.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Mushroomboy5 on May 9, 2009 02:27 AM
Quote from: Desert CatI think we can all agree Mario Party is the most unfair game in the world.

THIS! Last time I played I got last in picking the order, rolled ones and twos for the first few turns, then had a star appear on the space behind me where I wouldn't be able to get it without going completely around the board. I will not play this game ever again.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: ansel on May 9, 2009 04:24 AM
Quote from: Desert CatI think we can all agree Mario Party is the worst game in the world.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Ukinojoe on May 9, 2009 05:19 AM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.

No way did you beat that shit

how in fuck could anyone beat that game

it's a joke
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 9, 2009 06:01 AM
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feel free to laugh but this game has some of the hardest last levels i've ever seen evilly manipulated into the fabric of gameplay.

the horror.




the horror.

I owned that game once. I totally agree with you.

Anyway


VIDEO GAMES HAVE RUINED OUR LIVES! WE SHOULD STOP PLAYING THEM!

Nah, not really.

A video game series that I found to be unfair was Fatal Frame. I've only played half-way through Fatal Frame 1 & 2, but the game is scary as hell and the most fucking frustrating and most unfair. Basically you're either trapped in an abandoned house and/or village (this one goes for the sequel) that is filled with ghosts that really REALLY want to kill you. Mind you all that this is a survival horror game, so how the hell do you fight off these things? Call the Ghostbusters? No, my friends. Your one and only weapon in this game is a camera. That's right. A camera. It's not an ordinary camera though. No, this camera has powers that can capture the energy - or whatever the fuck it is - of ghosts, or, in better terms, evil spirits. A mystical camera, you say? Why, it sounds simple enough! No, my friends, OH NO NO NO. You see, this is part of the reason why this game is fucking unfair. You see, you must obtain FILM in order to use this camera. No bullshitting. You must be stocked outta your ass of film in order to survive this game. You can, no WILL, be in the middle of a ghost fight and, all of a sudden, awwwwwww SHIT. YOU'RE OUTTA FILM. What do you do at this point? RUN LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. But no, it's not that simple. The people who made this game must have been some serious sexists bastards because the female(s) in these games are slow as FUCK. Good luck getting out of that room/hall, 'cause those lil' bastards won't stop chasing you! Speaking of ghosts, they pop out of nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE. You can just be walking around in a room for a few minutes 'cause you don't know why you're there and boom HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MOTHER FUCKING GHOST. And usually, if you advance far enough in the game, it won't be just one ghost. No, I ran into 4 OF THOSE FUCKERS. And, if you don't take a snapshot at the right time - the PERFECT time - it'll take forever to kill these sons of bitches. The worst part? There are some rooms you can't enter without requiring a special key/code/etc. When you do achieve that thingamabob later on in the game, you can't even remember where the fuck that room is 'cause the place acts as a fucking maze/fun house. It'll take ages, tons of film, and lots of ghosts to finally get back to that room.
Now I'm not saying this game is bad. The scare factor is outstanding. The only problem with it is that it's hard as FUCK.
Now I present to you some Fatal Frame moments, presented to you by the folks of 4PlayerPodcast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjOnr-48fgw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLDxWTXiyk&feature=related

P.S. I would show you a few more but my internet connection is acting like a real bitch.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Mad Meat on May 10, 2009 04:24 PM
I'm stuck at MegaMan X5 in a place to unlock i always die....
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Katasaki on May 11, 2009 09:17 PM
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

Got past the first two levels, ONLY TO DIE A MILLION TIMES OVER.

Quote from: topcatyoAlso, Left 4 Dead is hella frustrating as well.  Especially on Versus mode when your team is outmatched by another team that\\\'s way better than you are.
You\\\'re welcome.
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Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: texas on May 11, 2009 09:36 PM
starcraft
since everyone except for me has been playing for 9 years
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Ashington on May 11, 2009 09:58 PM
Quote from: roland deschainstarcraft
since everyone except for me has been playing for 9 years

This

and D.O.W multiplayer.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: FrozenSheep on May 12, 2009 02:31 AM
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I loved this game a kid.
It was probably because I suck at video games but I spent so many days trying to defeat the final boss in this game.
I just couldn't do it. I would always get to almost killing the thing then I would just lose.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Katasaki on May 13, 2009 09:37 PM
Anyone ever beat the boss on the gameboy camera game?
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 13, 2009 09:58 PM
Quote from: Colour Me K@Anyone ever beat the boss on the gameboy camera game?

the space shooter minigame?

yep
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: lasse on May 13, 2009 10:04 PM
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holy shit they are playing kingdom hearts

and thats an unfair shit game
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: ChrisZito on May 13, 2009 10:07 PM
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.
You've beaten it? You must have cheated...

Friday the 13th for the NES is the only game I can think of.

No to be fair I beat I wanna be the guy. But with the staggering 7000 and plus deaths. But have you guys tried Super Ear Man Bros?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxV7Y6jUOso

God save your soul if you think you can beat this game. It's a summer stealer. The song's pretty damn catchy though.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Katasaki on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM
Quote from: TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY
Quote from: Colour Me K@Anyone ever beat the boss on the gameboy camera game?

the space shooter minigame?

yep
Oh.. I lost mine, so I never got to try again...

chris, super ear man bros? I'll have to try that out.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: lenko on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM
advance wars 2 is kicking my ass at the mo
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Katasaki on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM
Quote from: lenkabiscaadvance wars 2 is kicking my ass at the mo
That the DS one with the amazing music?
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: trent bortknob on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM
Quote from: KillerDoll13I'm stuck at MegaMan X5 in a place to unlock i always die....
aw man that sucks bro  
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: GadZooks1357 on May 14, 2009 04:09 AM
007 Goldeneye.

Oh, sure, the game's great for the first fifteen-some missions.

Then you get to the fucking Control level.

After busting your ass for fifteen minutes, you run into Boris. He greets you by pointing a gun to your face. My first instinct was to cap him in his balls, and that's exactly what I did. The game lets you play like nothing's wrong.

Then you meet up again with Natalya several minutes later, and she treats you like the biggest jackass in the world. Then she runs off and the mission ends in failure.

The fuck.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: ansel on May 14, 2009 05:57 AM
Quote from: GadZooks007 Goldeneye.

Oh, sure, the game's great for the first fifteen-some missions.

Then you get to the fucking Control level.

After busting your ass for fifteen minutes, you run into Boris. He greets you by pointing a gun to your face. My first instinct was to cap him in his balls, and that's exactly what I did. The game lets you play like nothing's wrong.

Then you meet up again with Natalya several minutes later, and she treats you like the biggest jackass in the world. Then she runs off and the mission ends in failure.

The fuck.

Oh god Goldeneye is a travesty of mission design. It's a classic game and i really do like playing vs with my buddies but HOLY SHIT, the objectives were worthless. You were given a list of exceedingly vague tasks, with no indication of how to complete them, and then dumped in some subterranean base to fulfill them however possible. If you screwed up on an objective, the game didn't tell you. You had to go all the way through the level and THEN it would tell you you had to restart. aaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: lenko on May 14, 2009 06:37 AM
fuck Control. i never actually finished goldeneye legitimetely because of that fuckin level!!
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Daveb0t on May 14, 2009 06:52 AM
Fire Emblem
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Fuzz on May 14, 2009 06:48 PM
Quote from: Colour Me K@
Quote from: lenkabiscaadvance wars 2 is kicking my ass at the mo
That the DS one with the amazing music?

Nah 2 is for GBA. I didn't have a hard time beating it at all!  
Too bad the battery in it died.  

Days of Ruin, on the other hand, is a real bitch.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Ashington on May 14, 2009 06:59 PM
S.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that's just on easy.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Daveb0t on May 14, 2009 07:06 PM
Quote from: AshingtonS.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that\\\'s just on easy.
Yes
just a little tweaking and I think it could be a great game

both i mean*
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Ashington on May 14, 2009 07:14 PM
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuo
Quote from: AshingtonS.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that's just on easy.
Yes
just a little tweaking and I think it could be a great game

both i mean*

Don't get me wrong it's a great game it just has a really fucked difficulty curve. Like you spend an hour or so killing easy thugs then you suddenly end up in a dark room with an invisible monster that can tear your hide in two seconds.

Hard to believe some people made mods to make it more realistic and harsh.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Fuzz on May 15, 2009 02:22 AM
Quote from: Ashington
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuo
Quote from: AshingtonS.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that's just on easy.
Yes
just a little tweaking and I think it could be a great game

both i mean*

Don't get me wrong it's a great game it just has a really fucked difficulty curve. Like you spend an hour or so killing easy thugs then you suddenly end up in a dark room with an invisible monster that can tear your hide in two seconds.

Hard to believe some people made mods to make it more realistic and harsh.
People have also made a mod that makes the game kick so much more ass. Just google Oblivion Lost MOD. It makes the game so much sweeter. However, it also makes it unbeatable because it makes it into an open ended game.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Daveb0t on May 15, 2009 05:40 PM
Quote from: FuzzPeople have also made a mod that makes the game kick so much more ass. Just google Oblivion Lost MOD. It makes the game so much sweeter. However, it also makes it unbeatable because it makes it into an open ended game.
Genderless-hooker was telling me about that, I think I'm gonna boot that in sometime later
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: Ashington on May 16, 2009 12:08 AM
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuo
Quote from: FuzzPeople have also made a mod that makes the game kick so much more ass. Just google Oblivion Lost MOD. It makes the game so much sweeter. However, it also makes it unbeatable because it makes it into an open ended game.
Genderless-hooker was telling me about that, I think I'm gonna boot that in sometime later

It's a good mod, the best part being the vehicles, saves you alotta time crossing the sections. But don't do what i did which is drive into one of those freaking anomalies that lifts you up and crushes you.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: aquaticmole on May 16, 2009 02:41 AM
Doesn't really need to be said but Contra is merciless.
Title: Fuckin unfair videogames
Post by: redmongoose on May 16, 2009 05:41 AM
dr dre