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Okay, imagine that none of your dreams came true and you're a homeless bum on the streets. Where do you think would be the most practical place to sleep and/or live.

I'll go first, personally, a multi-level parking garage due to the easy access, the roof coverage, and the privacy from lack of people during large portions of the day and night. Underground would probably be better since above-ground would be prone to weather.

Now you try... Or did the line about your dreams not coming true bum you out too much?

I'd become a wandering artist, just sorta wandering too and fro, seeing the world now that I'm no longer bound by a home, friends or family (I'm assuming that they'd of all told me to screw off considering I'm now homeless).

I'd be a clean hobo though, like I'd make sure to bathe in the local stream/garden hose and my preferred place to stay would be abandoned houses, believe it or not, there are a crap load of fully furnished houses that people just up and left.

I stole some cool stuff from one such house.

I'd move up with my uncle frank in Queensland. He's a bum.

24/7 @ da mosque biyayatch

Quote from: GenTriggerI'd become a wandering artist, just sorta wandering too and fro, seeing the world now that I'm no longer bound by a home...

So in other words, a drifter. :P

Quote from: GenTriggerabandoned houses, believe it or not, there are a crap load of fully furnished houses that people just up and left.

That was the answer my friend gave, she said she'd move into a rich person's summer home since they're only there 2 weeks of the year.

I'm getting tired of using general to talk about myself
plus how the fuck would I know

Hey, this is better than the "Ultimate Breakfast" thread, this involves some serious thought based on your personality and aspirations... Well not, aspirations, more like survival skills.

in the goddamn street

in a cave with moss on my feet

i'd sleep with a shitload of blankets under some bridge
probably do some performing arts to get money to eat that day
and use disgusting public restrooms

not very creative

It's weird, I got this idea from a dream I had where I was living in an alcove in a parking garage with a gas lamp, a blanket and an igloo cooler. I hope this isn't premonitions of things to come.

I would commit a crime to get in jail

its a living!

Im white

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aaahahahhaha

also id probably move into my parents or grantparents house or something
if they are dead, then most likely a homeless shelter. there are lots of them here.

if i was homeless

i would die

Quote from: Hammiif i was homeless

i would die

that would be nice yea

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Quote from: Hammiif i was homeless

i would die

that would be nice yea

heroine is another way of floating off to eternal goneness, but i would never use drugs so f

I'd probably get my guitar, head off to a nearby city, and try to write and play shit for money but fail because all my songs would be in weird time signatures and probably be death metal of some sort

or maybe learn to paint

or maybe do insulting caricatures of people for money, those used to be popular

i'd make funny faces with my awesome beard and scare people

selling butthats

id eat rats and stab twenty four hours a day
yep thats me rat stabbin jake

id live in the park across from my apartment, steal food, and shit wherever i could
or id go to dc where there are so many museums that make you throw away food that i wouldnt have to worry about lunch

ideally i'd ride the rails from place to place. but there is are lovely little shanty towns in philadelphia where people live under bridges and over passes on stolen mattresses and the people actually try and make money off of like selling stolen goods cept they're all black and prolly wouldn't accept me.

i'd fuckin die of frostbite
that's what
and furthermore

all my answers would be walmart

i guess i would hitchhike to florida or somewhere where it's warm all year and live on the beach. maybe make some money doing something random like selling jewelry made out of seashells or seaglass i find on the beach.

I'd sleep on park benches and play grounds. Children will wake me up in the morning and I will steal what ever I can from them to either support a possible drug habit or just to get food. I would also play guitar in the streets and scare people with my dirty hoboness for entertainment.

i would seduce a woman and swindle my way into a fortune

Quote from: Billyi would seduce a woman and swindle my way into a fortune

Run from state to state robbin' banks and killin whiteys.

steal a cat and ask for randsom

id live in walmart

all the while going to dicks sporting goods to sleep in their tents they have on display

I'd be living inside of rtils cadaver.
It's cosy.