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Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: babygurl on April 17, 2009 05:33 PM
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge asked
the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and
told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison..........."
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: funzop on April 17, 2009 05:35 PM
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: DrRumack on April 17, 2009 05:35 PM
lamo
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: Wasim on April 17, 2009 05:41 PM
it's probably mistersrcilbam
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: funzop on April 17, 2009 05:44 PM
[spoiler]guys im fucken e-scoring[/spoiler]
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: Zyphonee on April 17, 2009 09:19 PM
Why is it that I hate the Introduction forum? Oh...
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: Mad Meat on April 17, 2009 11:04 PM
yes, you did 4 topic in the same day.
and you'r obviously nonzop (i think?)
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: funzop on April 17, 2009 11:11 PM
lmao no im not but
[spoiler]im getting head[/spoiler]
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: Necronomitr0n on April 17, 2009 11:11 PM
Quote from: KillerDoll13yes, you did 4 topic in the same day.
and you'r obviously nonzop (i think?)
WRONG
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: salutations on April 17, 2009 11:14 PM
Quote from: systecho
Quote from: KillerDoll13yes, you did 4 topic in the same day.
and you'r obviously nonzop (i think?)
WRONG

babygurl i think u n me gotta problem...............
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: funzop on April 17, 2009 11:14 PM
Quote from: systecho
Quote from: KillerDoll13yes, you did 4 topic in the same day.
and you'r obviously nonzop (i think?)
WRONG
wait you know who it is or is it real
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: emanhattan on April 17, 2009 11:21 PM
I dont know who Babygurl is but Im 100% sure it has male genitalia
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: shura on April 18, 2009 12:25 AM
so that pm you sent me meant nothing??!  
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: Mad Meat on April 18, 2009 05:09 PM
Quote from: systecho
Quote from: KillerDoll13yes, you did 4 topic in the same day.
and you'r obviously nonzop (i think?)
WRONG
THAT MEAN IT'S YOU!!!
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: billy on April 24, 2009 09:47 AM
yea wtf i thought we had something special y ou and me
Title: a really nice guy i met
Post by: f0d on April 24, 2009 07:10 PM
babygurl why did u block me from pm i need you

Quote from: ZyphoneeWhy is it that I hate the Introduction forum? Oh...
why is is that i hate you so much? oh........
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