I'm sure we've all had a defining moment in our youth that leaves a nice deep scar in our mind. as for me, i've had one that has left me with many bad dreams and unpleasant memories to this day.
i went to go to see the movie 'The Tuxedo' in theaters and overall it was shitty yet there was one horrifying scene that will never leave my mind.
skip to 5:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylib1QHB3VQ
I got stuck on the very top of a tree when I was 6 years old. My Dad laughed his ass off and yelled at me to get down. I've stopped climbing trees since then.
My cousin taught me how to spit and I thought that it was so cool that I did it all over the place. My dad told me to stop and I spit in his face. After being beaten within an inch of my life I could never spit right again, I just subconsciously can't do it in the right way to get it past my chin.
i saw that movie and it is so shitty that part just added to the shittiness god what a poop movie
traumatic event in my life... when i was 3 i was at a vegetable stand with my parents and i touched a tomato because i was a baby and the farmer yelled at me really hard
my dad beat me
Quote from: GenTriggerMy cousin taught me how to spit and I thought that it was so cool that I did it all over the place. My dad told me to stop and I spit in his face. After being beaten within an inch of my life I could never spit right again, I just subconsciously can't do it in the right way to get it past my chin.
lmfao
my stepdad headbutt me when I was 11 because I was trying to get him to stop cussing out one of my friends
i lived in a foster home with a couple of black kids that beat me up all the time
they later grew up to be really nice people
which sucks
Seeing the guy in the car next to ours get dragged out at an intersection and shot 5 times...then seeing the shooter calmy step over his body, get in the car and drive away.
Middle school. 3 years of hell. Nerds like me got spat on and beat up a lot.
There was this one douchebag who chased me into the restroom stall, used that god forsaken bodyspary to choke me out of the locked restroom stall, and threw me in a dumpster. Middle school kids are EVIL!!!!!
when I was 8 I got to be on an episode of some show on animal planet that was filming in virginia and I answered the question they gave me wrong like embarassingly wrong and I have never watched animal planet since.
also i used to live in the ghetto lmao.
middle school
root canals
mother making the dentist yank most of my baby teeth long before they needed to come out
knee accident
nearly getting shot
when i was 10 i asked my grandma to buy me some yugioh cards and she said no.
Nothing comes to mind, I've been pretty boring... I've had several painful dental surgeries/procedures but it's not like I dwell on them or anything
Quote from: Jigglypuffwhen i was 10 i asked my grandma to buy me some yugioh cards and she said no.
The best
-The latter half of Elementary School, prettymuch all of Middle School, the beginning of High School up until my final two years when I realized most of the idiots wasting my time would be flipping my McDonald's burgers someday and would never amount to anything.
-Leaned back too far on a chair in pre-school and smashed my heads against the wall, cutting it open and getting stiches in the process (THAT EXPLAINS A LOT KIRB, YUK YUK YUK.)
-Dropped a VCR on my right big toe.
-Sliced the same toe on the sharp edge of a store door.
-Fell off a tree stump "platforms" among many of them and gotta gash in my leg.
-While running down a hill to catch a school bus, tripped on a wire attached to a garbage can (to prevent thefts) and slammed into the pavement. Had to get stitches on my left eyebrow.
-I was cruising down a really big hill on a bike and went over the handlebars, i have a chip on one of my front teeth from when they scraped the pavement. Yeah yeah brits big teeth whatever. Ow. I've stayed off bikes since then
-Falling out with my best friend in school which in turn caused our own families to fall out and we both broke off into different groups of friends....we're totally chill now though
-This guy on my street chased me and my friends for pissing on a tree lmao
-I stole a toy car from a shop and i still feel really bad to this day
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Quote from: lenkabisca-I stole a toy car from a shop and i still feel really bad to this day
its time to make it right and bring the toy car back
slicing my left arm open to the bone. there was so much blood.
Quote from: BillyQuote from: lenkabisca-I stole a toy car from a shop and i still feel really bad to this day
its time to make it right and bring the toy car back
make a touching family film about it
One of the things that I wil never be able to forget, traumatic when it first happened, slightly trivial now... Back when I was in 6th grade and still living with my mom, I attended a pretty shitty middle school in Baltimore. I was walking home from school to get picked up at home by my Dad and Stepmom for Thanksgiving Break.
Anyway, I had gotten in an argument with some kids the day before, just said that so what happens next isn't a real WTF. I'm walking them I suddenly get kicked sqaure in the back, the force being so sudden I didn't have anytime to get my hands out of my pocket as I fell to the ground. I slammed my face, unguarded on the crooked pavement immediately bursting my bottom lip open. I remember calling the kid an asshole as he run down the street as dozens of my classmates watched. I then had to wobble 3 blocks back to the school since home was too far away. I made it to the school 5 minutes later as kids just continued to stand and do nothing, my shirt now soaked in blood. I wobbled up to the nurse's office on the third floor and had to remain there until 5 o' clock when my Dad had to rush to get me even sooner than planned, he lived 3 hours away, since my Mom had ignored all the messages my nurse left at home for her.
That sucked, I ended up with a dislocated nose, two black eyes and a permanent scar on my bottom lip which is still visible today, just a little round bump though. This shit was a catalyst for me moving in with my Dad and my Stepmom. Also, the kid who did it didn't get in trouble because he had a 'broken family' though all of us did.
Okay, storytime over, I hope you enjoyed it. I was so paranoid for the next few months, I always had to walk on the grass until 7th grade. Now it's sort of a 'so-what' event in my life.
Quote from: zNelson24Middle school. 3 years of hell. Nerds like me got spat on and beat up a lot.
There was this one douchebag who chased me into the restroom stall, used that god forsaken bodyspary to choke me out of the locked restroom stall, and threw me in a dumpster. Middle school kids are EVIL!!!!!
If you didn't dress like a nerd, I guarantee that wouldn't happen.
My stint in junior high was pretty shitty too. The kids aren't as big of pricks in Canada as they are in the US, but it was still terrible.
bipolar, which I'm pretty sure was a result of my bodies reaction to hormones, since the condition is extremely mild today
everything follows out from there
umm when i was 6 two older kids held my arms and a third one hit my nose with a thick wooden stick, my nose is still tilted to one side a bit
when i would drop something my dad always got really angry and hold my feet in the air and hit them with a stick (until he got really old and i could run away from him )
but now my dad and me are really good friends
when i was 11 i got kidneystones
i didn't get bullied 5th grade onwards even though i'm a little nerdy because I don't dress nerdy and I developed a really sharp tongue and learned how to humiliate bullies as a defense mechanism. I don't have to deal with stupid kids anymore now that i've reached adulthood. Although every once in a while i run into people who are trapped 10 years ago, at this point everyone already knows they're fucking stupid
but i want to be a teacher eventually so i can help kids survive grade school without being broken by the system.
2 years ago i didn't get reinvited to working at summer camp for flash/photoshop/robotics/game design because i let the kids stay up and didn't try to intervene when boys and girls were talking. we were trained to distract them with an activity or something if we saw anything that could be considered "flirting" or whatever. I mean if they were 10 that would be one thing, but i'm not going to treat a 14 year old like a baby. we were instructed that kids at that age are just curious or something, and distracting them with something else will make them forget they like the opposite sex temporarily.
so fucking stupid. kids who are a little nerdy are usually not the best at talking to the opposite sex, because of all the negative influences on them, and the negative attitude towards their interests. now in this environment that respects their passions, and around people who share their passions, they're not allowed to express what they're feeling. i mean seriously, every nerdy kid wishes they could get a gf/bf when they're in their early teens and havent figured out how to get any girl they want (which they will at some point in college, or if not, they'll just end up with a super hot wife because of their large brains). anyways, summer camp is supposed to be fun, but how are you supposed to have fun when all you want is a goddamn hug
Quote from: Zekeythe dentist yank most of my baby teeth long before they needed to come out
I had about half the teeth in my mouth ripped out by the dentist because my mouth is "too small". Novocain doesn't help at all in a situation like that. Hearing the teeth grinding against the bone in my jaw and the other teeth didn't help either. It was ok tho cause the dentist said it didn't hurt.
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Quote from: Rob HalfordQuote from: zNelson24Middle school. 3 years of hell. Nerds like me got spat on and beat up a lot.
There was this one douchebag who chased me into the restroom stall, used that god forsaken bodyspary to choke me out of the locked restroom stall, and threw me in a dumpster. Middle school kids are EVIL!!!!!
If you didn't dress like a nerd, I guarantee that wouldn't happen.
My stint in junior high was pretty shitty too. The kids aren't as big of pricks in Canada as they are in the US, but it was still terrible.
It wasent the way I was dressed. It was the fact that Im a computer person who respected his parents, I got good grades, and so on.
What I really hated is when everyone got on the computer to play games. When I did the same people just got into a crowd around me and the teacher would notice. I would always get booted off.
Quote from: Billy2 years ago i didn\\\'t get reinvited to working at summer camp for flash/photoshop/robotics/game design because i let the kids stay up and didn\\\'t try to intervene when boys and girls were talking. we were trained to distract them with an activity or something if we saw anything that could be considered "flirting" or whatever. I mean if they were 10 that would be one thing, but i\\\'m not going to treat a 14 year old like a baby. we were instructed that kids at that age are just curious or something, and distracting them with something else will make them forget they like the opposite sex temporarily.
so fucking stupid. kids who are a little nerdy are usually not the best at talking to the opposite sex, because of all the negative influences on them, and the negative attitude towards their interests. now in this environment that respects their passions, and around people who share their passions, they\\\'re not allowed to express what they\\\'re feeling. i mean seriously, every nerdy kid wishes they could get a gf/bf when they\\\'re in their early teens and havent figured out how to get any girl they want (which they will at some point in college, or if not, they\\\'ll just end up with a super hot wife because of their large brains). anyways, summer camp is supposed to be fun, but how are you supposed to have fun when all you want is a goddamn hug
I COMPLETELY FUCKIN AGREE WITH YOU
that is really gay that they say you\\\'re supposed to distract them subtle-y
they should just make it a fucking rule that you have to uphold that you announce to the class, at least then they cant blame you
Quote from: Billy2 years ago i didn't get reinvited to working at summer camp for flash/photoshop/robotics/game design because i let the kids stay up and didn't try to intervene when boys and girls were talking. we were trained to distract them with an activity or something if we saw anything that could be considered "flirting" or whatever. I mean if they were 10 that would be one thing, but i'm not going to treat a 14 year old like a baby. we were instructed that kids at that age are just curious or something, and distracting them with something else will make them forget they like the opposite sex temporarily.
so fucking stupid. kids who are a little nerdy are usually not the best at talking to the opposite sex, because of all the negative influences on them, and the negative attitude towards their interests. now in this environment that respects their passions, and around people who share their passions, they're not allowed to express what they're feeling. i mean seriously, every nerdy kid wishes they could get a gf/bf when they're in their early teens and havent figured out how to get any girl they want (which they will at some point in college, or if not, they'll just end up with a super hot wife because of their large brains). anyways, summer camp is supposed to be fun, but how are you supposed to have fun when all you want is a goddamn hug
wow holy shit I love you
high school
Quote from: anselwow holy shit I love you
you're a cool cat
Quote from: BillyQuote from: anselwow holy shit I love you
you're a cool cat
Seriously, I think you had some good shit to say there.
Also school in general.
that episode of courage the cowardly dog with the computer generated ghost of ramses
Quote from: The Last Gunslingerthat episode of courage the cowardly dog with the computer generated ghost of ramses
This reminds me of that one episode of Courage that scared the crap outta me and my brother. I only remember a swarm of locusts and a mummy-like guy who wanted his stone back. We had nightmares for weeks.
EDIT:
Wait, that IS the episode. My bad. I guess that same episode scared us both.
Quote from: BloodyCheeryQuote from: The Last Gunslingerthat episode of courage the cowardly dog with the computer generated ghost of ramses
This reminds me of that one episode of Courage that scared the crap outta me and my brother. I only remember a swarm of locusts and a mummy-like guy who wanted his stone back. We had nightmares for weeks.
That is the episode he meant.
I just realized that. Thank you for correcting me.
i was scared of the dark when i was something like eight and we had to pick up my brother from the airport for visiting, which is 2-3 hours away from home, and it was around 10pm on our way back and we took a shortcut through some dirt road. it was so foggy we could barely see six feet in front of us. i was scared shitless and never wanted to go far away from home in the dark again
until i was twelve then i got over it
Quote from: zNelson24Quote from: Rob HalfordQuote from: zNelson24Middle school. 3 years of hell. Nerds like me got spat on and beat up a lot.
There was this one douchebag who chased me into the restroom stall, used that god forsaken bodyspary to choke me out of the locked restroom stall, and threw me in a dumpster. Middle school kids are EVIL!!!!!
If you didn't dress like a nerd, I guarantee that wouldn't happen.
My stint in junior high was pretty shitty too. The kids aren't as big of pricks in Canada as they are in the US, but it was still terrible.
It wasent the way I was dressed. It was the fact that Im a computer person who respected his parents, I got good grades, and so on.
What I really hated is when everyone got on the computer to play games. When I did the same people just got into a crowd around me and the teacher would notice. I would always get booted off.
I noticed when I let everyone know how into sports I was, I made a lot of friends.
A lot of people will treat you differently if you talk local sports with them.
none of my friends care about sports
and i wouldn't have it any other way
Quote from: rtilnone of my friends care about sports
and i wouldn't have it any other way
Quote from: BillyQuote from: rtilall of my friends care about sports
and i wouldn't have it any other way
even cricket!!!!
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: BillyQuote from: rtilall of my friends care about sports
and i wouldn't have it any other way
even cricket!!!!
we're not pommys
i'd also have to say that moving to a new state in the middle of 7th grade was pretty traumatic after being notified like five days before we left. it was just as I was getting over the assholes in middle school, too. as soon as we got there none of the job opportunities came and it would have been more beneficial had we stayed where we were.
i'm perfectly fine with it now - made a lot of friends and still kept the ones I had in my old state.
in our school it's a requirement to take a sport each year unless you have some disability.
Quote from: Yingin our school it's a requirement to take a sport each year unless you have some disability.
That's the only reason I would want to be disabled...
I like playing sports a lot
bu I don't understand people who go to a phys. ed. class to play and come back really fucking stressed cuz their team lost or whatever
I'd much rather play without someone yelling at your face that you've got to be good. ya know, with friends
as for post traumatic childhood events, never really had one, at least not in school
When we went swimming for gym class in school, I went back in to the changing room to take a piss and there was this guy there digging through our clothes.
I wasn't really sure what to say and when he noticed me there he just kinda left. I mentioned it to everyone when I went back out to swim and everyone went to check and make sure their stuff wasn't stolen. Nothing was taken but that's still...
Oh yeah, i remember another one. After 9/11, there was a lot of hatred going around my elemetary school. So one day, i saw a fellow 3rd graded and the school's only middle eastern kid being kicked in the stomach by our grade's most popular kid while tow others held the kid in place (he was slipping because he was almost passing out). I confronted them and was told off. I then tried to push the middle eastern boy out of the way and ended up getting kicked myself. But when the kid realized he was kicking a white, non-islamic student, he recoiled in horror and ran away.
Quote from: FlashI like playing sports a lot
bu I don't understand people who go to a phys. ed. class to play and come back really fucking stressed cuz their team lost or whatever
I'd much rather play without someone yelling at your face that you've got to be good. ya know, with friends
as for post traumatic childhood events, never really had one, at least not in school
Yeah i know a few sports students at my university and my two best friends dig sport
its cool and all but winning is way too important to them
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: FlashI like playing sports a lot
bu I don't understand people who go to a phys. ed. class to play and come back really fucking stressed cuz their team lost or whatever
I'd much rather play without someone yelling at your face that you've got to be good. ya know, with friends
as for post traumatic childhood events, never really had one, at least not in school
Yeah i know a few sports students at my university and my two best friends dig sport
its cool and all but winning is way too important to them
That's why you PLAY the GAME. Shouldn't be so serious about stupid shit like that.
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: FlashI like playing sports a lot
bu I don't understand people who go to a phys. ed. class to play and come back really fucking stressed cuz their team lost or whatever
I'd much rather play without someone yelling at your face that you've got to be good. ya know, with friends
as for post traumatic childhood events, never really had one, at least not in school
Yeah i know a few sports students at my university and my two best friends dig sport
its cool and all but winning is way too important to them
That's why you PLAY the GAME. Shouldn't be so serious about stupid shit like that.
Have you seen the riots that spur because of a bunch of pissed off football fans!?
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: Yingin our school it's a requirement to take a sport each year unless you have some disability.
That's the only reason I would want to be disabled...
are you fucking joking
Quote from: anselQuote from: FuzzQuote from: Yingin our school it's a requirement to take a sport each year unless you have some disability.
That's the only reason I would want to be disabled...
are you fucking joking
Yes. Yes I am.
Quote from: FuzzThat's why you PLAY the GAME. Shouldn't be so serious about stupid shit like that.
I'm guessing the last sentence is sarcasm but
I'm talking even in friendly matches or whatever, the sports students get really flamed up and start blaming themselves/each other and generally act like melodramatic faggots
In kindergarten I called someone a chicken to joke around, but the kid didnt take it to lightly and threw me off the merry-go-round didnt cry but caught me off guard and I learned dont start shit with people.
Another time I was intrigued by some plastic castle some kid had and I asked them whats it do, he said NUN-YO BEES wax and was shunned from them. I learned to avoid contact with people who are like that.
I broke some kids window to the back of there porch, we were throwing some sort of weird fruit thing that came off these tree's not really edible and just were sorta light, but I had to be the kid who would throw it harder then the rest and I broke the window, Chris's mom was pissed and throwing a huge fit and scared the crap out of us but we ended up blaming it on some kid named Brandon who was older then us. We some how got away and his mom had no clue who the fuck Brandon was.
when i was little i saw in rush hour jackie chan called a black guy a nigger not realizing it was offensive, because chris tucker said it, and then when i was at summer camp i said "whats up my nigger" to a black kid and he hit me so hard my skin peeled
Quote from: lenkabiscaI'm talking even in friendly matches or whatever, the sports students get really flamed up and start blaming themselves/each other and generally act like melodramatic faggots
so true.
last time I went to a birthday party with a soccer pitch in it, my friends spent almost an hour fighting to choose their teams and keep 'em balanced
two hours later you've got a buncha teenagers fighting because one of the teams kept winning all the games
sucking hot pink meat
- When i was but a wee lad, my grandmother sat me and my cousin down in-front of the TV to watch a movie, she thought it was Gremlins, but it was actually Critters, which is a pretty scary movie when your 4 - 5 years old, suffice to say, i haven't seen it since, thanks grandma.
-On the bus to school one day i saw a kid walk out in-front of another bus as we drove by, his body went under the first wheel, but when the second came along he was pulled up between the two and this upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth, he then went around the top of the wheel and was plopped onto the road. I didn't talk for a few days after that and i still feel disgusting when i think back on it.
-I watched my sisters dog drown in its own saliva (not as in it was in a pool of it, but that it couldn't swallow it and so drowned with it in its throat) after a week of it fighting off a paralysis tick, it was hard for everyone, we all loved that dog.
-Pregnancy scare while in school, i was shitting my pants, hardcore.
holy shit gerkinman wins this topic
that is fucked up
also lol i remember there being a bomb scare at my school...we got an entire week off because of it
funnily enough a couple years later it burned down
Quote from: Billywhen i was little i saw in rush hour jackie chan called a black guy a nigger not realizing it was offensive, because chris tucker said it, and then when i was at summer camp i said "whats up my nigger" to a black kid and he hit me so hard my skin peeled
god
really that was probably one of the funniest things you ever said on tba
judging by how gay it is, it's pretty sad tho
Quote from: Gerkinmanupper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth
you've just blown my childhood trauma out of the water
7th grade
I was in a shitty private school in baltimore (in one of the shittiest parts of the city, right across the street from a porn movie theater and a 7-11 where the neighborhood spics came to beat the shit out of each other and smoke) where there were a fuckton of security guards and they all tried to beat the shit out of me for no reason. one of the teachers was probably a neonazi (he hated all the jewish kids), another was gay and I think he had ocd, another was a bar slut, and another was a fat old bitch. they all hated me. I got dumped in a class with a bunch of (literally) drooling retards, including a black guy who tried to sing along to rap, another black guy who stole everything, and a bunch of kids who just tried to destroy everything they saw. I knew all of the shit that they tried to teach, and when my parents tried to get them to actually give me something on my level they dumped a fuckton of college-level shit on me. the school was determined to make me look as bad as possible, so they tried to provoke me and pick fights pretty much every second I was there. it got to the point where they grabbed me and dumped me in a closet for a few hours every day, for no reason at all, then they claimed that I was being violent or something. they also forced me to sit at a lunch table by myself, sometimes not eat lunch at all, and so on. when I tried to write down the shit that they did to me, they stole the paper, ripped it to shreds, yelled at me, and had me carted off to the closet by the sadistic security guards. the guards also stole my shit constantly.
wooooo yeah wall of text
Quote from: LordZeebmork7th grade
I was in a shitty private school in baltimore (in one of the shittiest parts of the city...)
You lived in Baltimore? Which part, can't tell since ALL parts of Baltimore are shitty! I grew up in Dundalk near Turner Station, bah! I'm never going back!
Quote from: YingQuote from: Gerkinmanupper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth
you've just blown my childhood trauma out of the water
when I had to watch these jews getting gassed in that gas-chamber
wait no that wasn't traumatic, I gassed them
Quote from: BillyQuote from: YingQuote from: Gerkinmanupper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth
you've just blown my childhood trauma out of the water
So I was like, what... 11?
I was at someones birthday party in a ranch kinda far away from the city. pretty much All of the kids from my school were there
There was this pool in there. You couldnt even see the bottom because it was sort of dirty.
So some damn idiot dived in without realizing how Not profound this pool was and he smashed his head
and nobody saw it until like a minute later and he didnt come out of the water
they pulled him out and he had a mayor wound in his forehead
I think he didnt make it to the hospital
so is there anyone who didn't have a bunch of shitty childhood experiences???
I feel like most of the really bad shit that's happened to me in my life happened when I was a little kid but I still consider those to be the best years of my life because at that time I was so emotionally underdeveloped that I didn't realize how much anything affected me until i was older, When I was seven years old I didn't care about alot of things lmao. Physical pain though, the worst I ever felt of that all happened in my teen years.
oh and I've told you guys the story of kayla kindle breaking my face already.
Quote from: dicksinthebuttso is there anyone who didn't have a bunch of shitty childhood experiences???
me. Seriously, my life has been pretty cool, unless I'm like, repressing something and someday I'll wake up in the middle of the night screaming
Also, germinman and zeeb have basically won, I don't think anyone can top that bus shit for just sheer visual horror and I know Zeebmork has been raped by the system his whole life
This thread reminds me a lot of sessions with my psychatrist when I was like 15.
You are asked to reveal shitty moments in your life so you can blame them for everything.
I fucking hate psichiatrists because no matter how good you say your life is they act like "oh youre obviously not ready to talk about all the pain in your life AND YOU ARE REPRESSING IT" and shit like that.
Quote from: anselQuote from: dicksinthebuttso is there anyone who didn't have a bunch of shitty childhood experiences???
me. Seriously, my life has been pretty cool, unless I'm like, repressing something and someday I'll wake up in the middle of the night screaming
Also, germinman and zeeb have basically won, I don't think anyone can top that bus shit for just sheer visual horror and I know Zeebmork has been raped by the system his whole life
yea me neither
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc
Quote from: Billyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc
I had a friend who wanted to commit suicide and i literally quoted that and it saved her life, in retrospect i wish she just killed herself because in the long run she made a few months of my life a living hell.
Quote from: GerkinmanQuote from: Billyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc
I had a friend who wanted to commit suicide and i literally quoted that and it saved her life, in retrospect i wish she just killed herself because in the long run she made a few months of my life a living hell.
Ex Girlfriend?
Quote from: Gerkinman-On the bus to school one day i saw a kid walk out in-front of another bus as we drove by, his body went under the first wheel, but when the second came along he was pulled up between the two and this upper body blew open with allot of organ and bone spewing forth, he then went around the top of the wheel and was plopped onto the road. I didn't talk for a few days after that and i still feel disgusting when i think back on it.
are you fucking serious
jesus
Jesus fucking Christ Gerkinman.
Quote from: IxintroYou lived in Baltimore?
lmfao no, I had to take a fucking bus for two hours to get there
if I lived in baltimore I would have killed myself by now
Quote from: anselI know Zeebmork has been raped by the system his whole life
quoted for truth
black supremacists and brainwashed system drones have pretty much fucked me over for 15 years. I'm getting out of this fucking country as soon as I can.
Chronic Sleep Paralysis and the emergency broadcast test system
I remember back in elementary school, a kid came up to me and he was like, "Hey" and I was like "what?" and then he kicked me in my nuts and I threw up. Ever since then I get a sharp pain in my left testicle. It hasn't happened in a while. I'm glad for that. Now when someone comes up to me and says "Hey" I usually reply with something other than "what?".
To be honest I'm not sure if I believe Gerkinman's story ever happened, but who knows. Maybe I have just yet to realize how often this junk happens.
perhaps I'm just a big doubting thomas
zeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
When I was like 9 or 10, I was learning to ride a bicycle. When I finally got bike riding down, I hanged out with my friends and there bikes. I was wearing a helmet and they weren't. They said having a helmet was gay. The next week, I went with my friends again and I wasn't wearing a helmet. When we were riding, my chain snapped and I fell near the park stairs. I broke my wrist and my head was split open. Alot of Blood. I had to be at the hospital for three days. Because of this event, I have to wear helmet when I'm riding a bike.
Quote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
Quote from: LordZeebmorkQuote from: IxintroYou lived in Baltimore?
lmfao no, I had to take a fucking bus for two hours to get there
if I lived in baltimore I would have killed myself by now
Yeah, I moved out of there when I was 12 and I never want to go back.
I once urined in a bucket, filled it into a glass and served it to the friend of my sister, telling her that it was apple juice.
After she had taken a sip, I told her that it was my piss.
And now don't start with this "ur a perv" bullshit! I was like 8!
Now, can this even be considered a traumatic childhood event?
The answer is: Yes, for her!
I found it pretty funny though
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
or I could move to fucking iceland
which is actually what I think I'm going to do
Quote from: LordZeebmorkQuote from: FuzzQuote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
or I could move to fucking iceland
which is actually what I think I'm going to do
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: LordZeebmorkQuote from: FuzzQuote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
or I could move to fucking iceland
which is actually what I think I'm going to do
well let's see, where am I going to go?
I can't stay in america because nigger
I can't go to the uk because they have security cameras pretty much everywhere
I can't go to australia because they have no freedom of speech and I'd probably get thrown in jail
I can't go to germany because fuck censorship
I can't go to denmark, norway, or finland because fuck internet censorship
I can't go to canada because fuck the french
I can't go to france because fuck the french
I can't go to most places in europe because fuck socialism
I can't go to africa/asia/south america because fuck third-world countries
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
That area of Maryland is pretty nice, like Hagerstown and around there... But I'd rather jump in a pond with a suitcase of anthrax than move back into Maryland.
See what I did there, Fort Detrick reference. :P
Quote from: IxintroQuote from: FuzzQuote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
That area of Maryland is pretty nice, like Hagerstown and around there... But I'd rather jump in a pond with a suitcase of anthrax than move back into Maryland.
See what I did there, Fort Detrick reference. :P
He He. you're clever! I love that area of MD. Especially in the fall.
goddamn why does EVERYONE either live in maryland, or HAS lived in maryland. It's the most unimportant, shithole state I can think of lmao. And I live in the worst part.
also
Quote from: LordZeebmorkwell let's see, where am I going to go?
I can't stay in america because nigger
I can't go to the uk because they have security cameras pretty much everywhere
I can't go to australia because they have no freedom of speech and I'd probably get thrown in jail
I can't go to germany because fuck censorship
I can't go to denmark, norway, or finland because fuck internet censorship
I can't go to canada because fuck the french
I can't go to france because fuck the french
I can't go to most places in europe because fuck socialism
I can't go to africa/asia/south america because fuck third-world countries
-you couldn't go to the uk any way unless you had alot of money
-Australia is hard as shit to get into and they wouldn't give you a visa trust me I have looked into this.
-Psi is in germany why would you ever consider germs-many an option???
-Denmark seems like a cool place apparently we own land there.
I think you should move to Canada it doesn't seem so bad it's like America except more people speak french, but I think there are substantially lesser amounts of black people, you can drink at 19, it's not that far away from america in case you wanna visit your family and stuff. I think it would only suck because it's cold as shit there.
Yeah, I had no idea the amount of Marylanders on this site... And they are truly Marylanders since their general consensus is that it's a shit, pencil-necked state. PA is better but anywhere north of Williamsport, and Wilkes-Barre-Scranton is a waste of time.
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So you DON'T live in Zanzibar? :P
what the fuck happened to this thread?
Quote from: Sashurawhat the fuck happened to this thread?
It got shat on by a big ol' Chesapeake Blue Crab.
It went from traumatic childhood events to a losing battle between it and where Zeebmork should move to...
Quote from: IxintroQuote from: FuzzQuote from: taylorzeebmork move to york pennsylvania its pretty close to b-more and everyone here is white
Or you could move to Frederick. It's only about 45 minutes from Baltimore and the only thing to worry about there is mexicans and their yard sales!
That area of Maryland is pretty nice, like Hagerstown and around there...
now that I think of it, my uncle lives in frederick
he has a farm and like 23467994732 cats
I don't think I've ever met him
Quote from: dicksinthebuttgoddamn why does EVERYONE either live in maryland, or HAS lived in maryland. It's the most unimportant, shithole state I can think of lmao. And I live in the worst part.
the part near dc is probably the worst part because dc is shit
Quote from: IxintroYeah, I had no idea the amount of Marylanders on this site... And they are truly Marylanders since their general consensus is that it's a shit, pencil-necked state.
yeh fuck minorityland
Hey Zeeb, my story about the guy getting carjacked and shot to death in the intersection.....happened in Baltimore.
Yep, its a real "Charm City", alright.
ok baltimore is also the worst part of maryland
but baltimore is pretty much near dc so f
Can we just agree that the Baltimore-Washington metropolitan area is one of the worst areas in the United States and move on!
Just to retie to the thread, living in Baltimore was one my most traumatic childhood events. :P
on my first day of kindergarten a chest of drawers fell on me and it wasnt that bad
All I got:
I used to always play with this little red ball when I was a kid. I would throw it against the walls of any room because I made the connection that the ball would bounce back. One day my mom added a drawer with glass doors in her room. I didn't make the connection that glass wasn't like a wall, and that it could break. I threw the ball against the drawer and the glass fell everywhere. I got two large gashes on my right leg and smaller gashes everywhere else.
Quote from: KottI once urined in a bucket, filled it into a glass and served it to the friend of my sister, telling her that it was apple juice.
After she had taken a sip, I told her that it was my piss.
And now don't start with this "ur a perv" bullshit! I was like 8!
Now, can this even be considered a traumatic childhood event?
The answer is: Yes, for her!
I found it pretty funny though
Wow... that's pretty fucked up...
You sick piece of shit!
Quote from: KottQuote from: KottI once urined in a bucket, filled it into a glass and served it to the friend of my sister, telling her that it was apple juice.
After she had taken a sip, I told her that it was my piss.
And now don't start with this "ur a perv" bullshit! I was like 8!
Now, can this even be considered a traumatic childhood event?
The answer is: Yes, for her!
I found it pretty funny though
Wow... that's pretty fucked up...
You sick piece of shit!
nobody cares yet
Quote from: LordZeebmorkI can't go to the uk because they have security cameras pretty much everywhere
Not in the north
I was gonna make jokes and continue to talk about soccer but after zeeb's psot I have seriously been depressed and philosophical!!!
ixintro please fall over and die
My dad pretty much my whole life with him.To start I'll say that I found some crystal meth in the shed where we have a refrigerator where my mom keeps her alcohol today. Behind there we found some meth and a pipe as well as some advil and such. Not the first time we found drugs, when I was about 14 years old I found a box with a baggie of weed and about a wad of 50$'s the size of my fist. He almost never gave my family any money at all, and finding that really sort of bugged us all. We used to get really strange calls from people. About a week before Christmas Day later that year, my father had been arrested and put in jail for possesion of weed. On Christmas Day, my mom paid his bail and then told her that he had removed about more than half of me and my brothers college fund for some reason I don't remember, either way I'm going to Communtiy college now! My father was very abusive to my mom. On my 4th Birthday, he broke her nose and she was put in jail for not admitting who did it or something like that, I'm not sure about that part. This happened this New Years, he had back to my house even after my mom and him had divorced and acted like our house was his again even though my mom had to pay her half of the divorce thing so she can keep it. Almost every day this year he has called me and saying "I'm so sorry." I visit his apartment every 2 weeks and play with his kittens he owns now to keep him company.
Kittens =3
Quote from: ropesnakeif you aren't still scared of it in some way then it isn't traumatic i guess that means the series twyo at large was a traumatic experience for me the same series tywo at large which is posted on newgrounds in the series collection ty2 at large
i just remembered something else of interest
not really childhood trauma but high school trauma
i fell out the back of a school bus and landed on my left foot and spun which cracked everything below my knee backwards
i had to wear a cast that covered the whole leg and every time i even slightly moved a muscle in the leg it would hurt just as bad as it did when i was lying on the pavement waiting for the ambulance
which made going to the bathroom very difficult. anyway, i had a plastic jar that i'd piss in. unfortunately something must have gotten infected because i suddenly got very sick and i could never make it to the bathroom quickly enough
so i spent about a week pulling myself across the floor like an animal through my own vomit and diarrhea
eventually my mother and her boyfriend had to hose me off in a tub.
BUT WAIT IT GETS COOLER
after several weeks they slipped the cast off and i started to get physical therapy which meant a horrid woman would take my injured leg and twist and stretch it into all sorts of positions that wouldnt be natural for even a healthy leg
this also cost alot of money which i did not have
BUT WAIT
IT GETS BETTER
eventually i was able to hobble about with crutches
and one day i am just a hobblin my way down the old school hallway just mindin my own beezwax probably thinking about boobies when, a friend of mine named kodomo sees me from behind.
in his infinite wisdom seeing my hobbling form he decides that i am actually my younger brother walking with crutches to be funny and so decides that he is going to sack me from behind like a linebacker
so i fly forward about 5 feet and crash to the ground. my face is bloody, my shoulder is dislocated and my leg is injured again
i cant recall what happened after this. i came to in the school nurse's office in a wheelchair
apparently i flew into a blinding screaming rage and flung myself on my one good leg at kodomo wielding one of my crutches to beat the ever living fuck out of him. i never made it far enough and it took about 4 people to restrain me.
i still havent gotten revenge on kodomo.
but i will.
he's probably forgotten all about it by now. i have not. and each time i see him i just think to myself how am i going to get back at this dumb bastard.
later i was able to walk with a cane
and months later i could walk slowly again
this happened around 2002 or 2003 i believe
good times good times
Well then we got something in common here zekey, only that i got an injured knee from soccer dribbling and it still hasnt healed since 2002 or something so ive been unable to play again
started attending to physical therapy last year in september
for free
your knee will never be the same hammi
mine sure as hell isnt
over time its gotten better enough where i can sprint short distances and jump a little bit
yeah youre right, cause its a CHRONIC INJURY >:\
just when you think you have gotten better, it suddenly dislocates in some bizarre event
therapy makes you feel better about your injury though but still
2003
i was a lil' peewee in that time and I went to my home country Afghanistan and somewhere in mid-July
my brother gave me this gun just an average handgun and we were in the mountain valleys near my grandpa's town
my brother had this ak-47 he shot in the air and i was trying to hold the gun but it was pretty heavy for me
and i decided to shoot it in the air too but i couldn't do it bymself so my brother kinda helped me and PANG i shot a bullet in the air
i was thrilled but at the same time a bit weird so yeah later that day we went to the town and we saw alot of female women screaming the lungs out of there bodies because in the front i saw this sad silent mother with her baby child filled with blood because a bullet came out of the air. I saw it and i felt disgusted and i threw up and me and my brother were so fucked up we didnt talked to each other or anyone else for a week. I guess that kid is gone now..
also from that day i never touched a gun ever
i feel disgusted when i said that
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUeiMqk72dA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUeiMqk72dA)
also i was a bit far from this accident but still i was there
my oldest brother videotaped it and he posted it on his youtube account
Quote from: taylorixintro please fall over and die
Quote from: ropesnakeif you aren't still scared of it in some way then it isn't traumatic i guess that means the series twyo at large was a traumatic experience for me the same series tywo at large which is posted on newgrounds in the series collection ty2 at large
I'll never be able to shrug off the trauma inflicted from visiting TheBackAlleys and dealing with you fuckers.
I'm starting to like how I don't have to do
anything to get flamed on this site. What you do if I did manage to get a series page, I'd be shitting bricks, what about you? Don't answer, I don't care since I'd be building a house with my shitbricks.
goddamn
Quote from: IxintroQuote from: taylorixintro please fall over and die
Quote from: ropesnakeif you aren't still scared of it in some way then it isn't traumatic i guess that means the series twyo at large was a traumatic experience for me the same series tywo at large which is posted on newgrounds in the series collection ty2 at large
I'll never be able to shrug off the trauma inflicted from visiting TheBackAlleys and dealing with you fuckers.
I'm starting to like how I don't have to do anything to get flamed on this site. What you do if I did manage to get a series page, I'd be shitting bricks, what about you? Don't answer, I don't care since I'd be building a house with my shitbricks.
wasim's is unreal, and i just feel sorry for zekey now.
if there's any kind saint out there that would help us out with our trauma, please do so. i'm so tired of having nightmares of the same damn scene in that movie
so tired
need sleep
Quote from: IxintroI'll never be able to shrug off the trauma inflicted from visiting TheBackAlleys and dealing with you fuckers.
that is good
at least something
this thread:
I don't mean to continue dragging this out any further but "collection page"? o.O
I'm not gonna bother you guys in this thread anymore, sorry for the inconvenience. :P
Public health care systems FTW.
Quote from: Rob HalfordPublic health care systems FTW.
gggg
this was a perfectly normal thread
it is now a dog dump
Quote from: nonezopthis was a perfectly normal thread
it is now a dog dump
what is up with all of you people.
This is what tba always was like why do you start complaining now.
Quote from: psi43This is what tba always was like why do you start complaining now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf8FQYv9lD4
Hee hee, J.
I like the woman scared of cotton balls then best. They get a guy to be covered in cottonballs like some kind of monster.
Notice how all of them are morbidly obese.
old
Quote from: HammiQuote from: psi43This is what tba always was like why do you start complaining now.
BECAUSE I'M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah I've come to except it a LONG time ago.
Quote from: j_seedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf8FQYv9lD4
It's fun to abuse mentally unstable people
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Quote from: IxintroWhat you do if I did manage to get a series page, I'd be shitting bricks, what about you? Don't answer, I don't care since I'd be building a house with my shitbricks.
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Holy shit lmfao
I dont know If I want to cry
or explode in laughter
maury is a horrible sadist and I don't understamd why anyone would ever go on that show.
Quote from: anselmaury is a horrible sadist and I don't understamd why anyone would ever go on that show.
Quote from: anselmaury is a horrible sadist and I don't understamd why anyone would ever go on that show.
I think I do
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traumatitization
Quote from: LordZeebmorktraumatitization
Ixintro Animation Enterprises
Ixintro Animation Enterprises is the production studio for Daran Carlin-Weber's series, Tywo At Large, the studio's only current production. Past affiliations include the Sayre High School Flash Club which the studio was credited. The studio first launched on February 23, 2005 with the creation of its former website, www.ixintro.com. Daran was a co-founder along with former member Adam Moliski, who was relieved on not-so-good terms in 2007. Currently, Daran (Ixintro) is the only animator in the company and other members include co-writer and voice actor, Zachary Shedd, voice actors, Richard Benjamin, Sarah Flenders and Nathan Ennis by proxy. Basically, anyone who has been involved in some way with a project of Ixintro's is automatically a member or at least affiliated with the studio. Ixintro Animation Enterprises is a registered company for the Animation World Network.
[edit] 2006
Ixintro's first ever widely released Flash movie was produced as part of his High School Animation Team titled "A Day In The Life of the Sayre Redskin". The movie's main character was the High School's mascot and included different teachers and the Vice Principal as well.
[edit] Awards
The movie ended up taking 2nd at the 2006 Pennsylvania High School Computer Fair in the Animation Category, an amazing feat as the Sayre Flash Team was the youngest group to ever win in the Competition. The movie has been, and most likely will remain unreleased as many of the source files have been lost... And also out of Ixintro's unwillingness to show his early, primitive work.
[edit] 2007
This year marks the last year Ixintro was involved with the Sayre High School Flash Club after the failure of their second movie, "General Knowledge", a story in the vein of Pixar films such as "Cars". The movie failed to get past the regional competition and was scrapped afterwards. It has never been completed but components, such as characters and props have been incorporated into earlier episodes of "Tywo At Large".
[edit] 2008
Even though Ixintro has been animating since 2005, this year marks the first year his work has appeared in a prominent venue, particularly such portals as Newgrounds and Camp North.
[edit] Tywo At Large
2008 marks the launch of Ixintro's series Tywo At Large, a Flash-animated comedy about the life of four teenagers and their misadventures in small-town America. Throughout the year, Ixintro released 3 episodes and 1 pilot for the show and it has begun to gain a modest fanbase.
[edit] Awards
Several of the episodes have also received some accolades from the art and internet communities. Episode #1 won 2nd in the Pennsylvania High School Computer Fair in the Animation Catagory and Episode #3 won a Daily 2nd Place trophy on October 22, 2008 on Newgrounds. The series also "won" "Best Undiscovered Series" in the 2008 Newgrounds Treasure Hunt.
[edit] 2009
As of April 2009, Ixintro has released one new movie, an April Fools episode of "Tywo At Large" where he joked about retiring from animation, the episode is entitled "The Snowball Effect". His previous works are still receiving accolades. Episode #3 received a few more awards including a Gold Key award in Animation at the 2009 Twin Tiers Region Scholastics Awards and received an "American Visions Award" at that same ceremony. Currently, Ixintro is working on several projects, including Episodes #4 and #5 of "Tywo At Large", including guest voice actors such as Hans Van Harken, Jon Etheridge, and Christopher A. Guerrero. He is also planning on releasing a new-and-improved cut of Episode #3, along with a few other pet projects.
[edit] Awards
"The Brunch Bunch" the third episode Ixintro's series, "Tywo At Large" won a Gold Medal at the 2009 National Scholastics Art and Writing Awards, his highest honor as of yet. This is after qualifying for the National level after winning a "Gold Key" at the Regional level along with an "American Visions" Award.
[edit] Other work
Ixintro has participated in 3 collaborations on Newgrounds so far, only one of which has been completed. Ixintro has now also been hired as an assistant animator for the internet comedy group, Tomorrow's Nobody. He will assist in their future animated projects, yet to be disclosed.
[edit] Experience
[edit] Animation
Ixintro is most skilled in animating in a multi-tween format where characters are built out of multiple tweened graphic symbols. He has also dabbled in frame-by-frame animation but rarely does as it is too time consuming.
[edit] Writing
Ixintro writes all of the episodes of Tywo At Large, sometimes accompanied by co-writer Slackerzac (Zachary Shedd). Shedd also supplies several voices in the series, including Principal Durnst and Sergeant Peterson.
Yeah, it's too selfserving, you guys can have right at it!
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god this short story i wrote
god
re-reading it makes me mad
gahhhhhhhh
Quote from: j_seedgod this short story i wrote
god
re-reading it makes me mad
gahhhhhhhh
lmfaoooo
i didnt know ixintro made his own anipedia page how cute
Quote from: lenkabiscaIxintro Animation Enterprises
Ixintro Animation Enterprises is the production studio for Daran Carlin-Weber's series, Tywo At Large, the studio's only current production. Past affiliations include the Sayre High School Flash Club which the studio was credited. The studio first launched on February 23, 2005 with the creation of its former website, www.ixintro.com. Daran was a co-founder along with former member Adam Moliski, who was relieved on not-so-good terms in 2007. Currently, Daran (Ixintro) is the only animator in the company and other members include co-writer and voice actor, Zachary Shedd, voice actors, Richard Benjamin, Sarah Flenders and Nathan Ennis by proxy. Basically, anyone who has been involved in some way with a project of Ixintro's is automatically a member or at least affiliated with the studio. Ixintro Animation Enterprises is a registered company for the Animation World Network.
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Ixintro, did you write all that yourself? holy fucking shit you are now the gayest member
this is even worse than that other guy's anipedia page, what was his name again
evilagram
i remember evilagram
i dont think rtil ever got paid to make it into a speech lmao
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ahahahah now I remember
wow hey the article's header is still mostly the word "cool." At least he didn't have it in him to keep updating it
hey guys i am now zekey studios incorporated because i am a big shot now ok
ixintro studios
his business card is his Brawler tag