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Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lasse on April 6, 2009 04:33 PM
this kid is  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AXEAPRy4OA
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: bcube on April 6, 2009 04:36 PM
Levels upon levels of sad.
All kind of levels of sad.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: RobHalford on April 6, 2009 04:40 PM
mmmm fish lips
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Daveb0t on April 6, 2009 04:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfFj_zXSj10
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: tmk on April 6, 2009 08:33 PM
according to another one of his videos his favorite bible passage is Ezekiel 25:17

Quote"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: emanhattan on April 6, 2009 09:34 PM
slightly gay
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Hammi on April 6, 2009 09:41 PM
"imbissles"
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: trent bortknob on April 6, 2009 09:55 PM
LMFAO

oh my fucking god this is the funniest shit i have ever seen in my entire life

...imbeciles
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Alta Don on April 6, 2009 10:03 PM
What a homo
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Ying on April 6, 2009 10:46 PM
from that last statement i can safely say he'll go columbine.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: rtil on April 6, 2009 10:53 PM
reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E
a little
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Hammi on April 6, 2009 11:01 PM
Quote from: rtilreminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E
a little

goddamn that guy creeps me out, this video makes pissedoffgamer more enjoyable to watch

"celeb-b-brit-t-ties..."

also what a cam whore
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 6, 2009 11:11 PM
AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT!!!

Also,

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2Ficoe81.jpg&hash=36aadf7fd1424fcbc618f3598efd3a4aaea31417)
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Necronomitr0n on April 6, 2009 11:12 PM
lmao @ 1:43

^rtil's vid
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: billy on April 7, 2009 07:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdFsRgd7f4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs11ZZgTxbA
painful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4DJbCDthI

lmao at the last one.

it\'s a must watch

i feel really bad for the kid

he\'s probably been beat by his parents over 9000 (lol) times
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: rtil on April 7, 2009 07:30 PM
i hope his parents take his webcam away
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lasse on April 7, 2009 07:38 PM
he's like 10 and has already been gay?
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: trent bortknob on April 7, 2009 07:59 PM
holy shit are you fucking serious

oh my god

"i used to be gay, but now i know its wrong and now im very interested in girls"

this kid is going to grow up with some serious psychological problems

and i have no idea why im laughing about it
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: bcube on April 7, 2009 08:03 PM
I laughed then I felt bad. I bet when he goes out into the real world he's gonna crack.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Doodle on April 7, 2009 08:04 PM
LOLOLOL
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: billy on April 7, 2009 09:24 PM
hey guys i think this is fake

i have many reasons for believing this

the first is that Ezekiel 25:17 is totally different in the bible than in pulp fiction, but no one realizes that because no one reads that shit

the 2nd is that he said he used to be gay

someone is getting this kid to read stuff and they're probably going nuts at the reactions
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: trent bortknob on April 7, 2009 10:47 PM
its unbelievable but ya know whatever we'll probably never know if he's really that dumb or not
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Post by: mishkamash on April 7, 2009 10:49 PM
poor bastard  
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: billy on April 7, 2009 10:58 PM
Quote from: Hammi
Quote from: rtilreminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E
a little

goddamn that guy creeps me out, this video makes pissedoffgamer more enjoyable to watch

"celeb-b-brit-t-ties..."

also what a cam whore
I saw that a while ago

MOOOOOOOOOOM
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: bcube on April 7, 2009 11:07 PM
I feel bad for all those kids who put videos on youtube and get crushed.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 7, 2009 11:43 PM
You think maybe he's doing this on purpose to try and make viral videos? ... Just a thought.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Daveb0t on April 8, 2009 03:55 AM
I think actually being face-to-monitor with someone else drains any enthusiasm I can have for tormenting them over the flames of their own stupidity.  I mean like on NG, its a superficial flow of paper-thin persona, but to me, a face pulls with it so much more disclosure.  Its still the imaginary world of the e-net, but to know someone is pouring themselves onto it so much kind of shoos me off.

Maybe I'm just a pussy but still this stuff tugs on my shriveled heart rather than moves me to anger or a jesting spite.  But then again slappa.swf
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: psi43 on April 8, 2009 02:12 PM
lmfao wow. Just yesterday Jehosepha sent me a link to that guy's videos. They're amazing.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 8, 2009 05:39 PM
Grabba Slappa!
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Alec on April 11, 2009 01:39 AM
"i used to be gay, but now i know its wrong and now im very interested in girls"
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lenko on April 11, 2009 10:48 AM
nothing compared to cwc

he's ruined my 'lets laugh at fucking idiots on the internet' experience

the sad thing is, he's 27 and these are just stupid kids
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: LordZeebmork on April 11, 2009 03:33 PM
cwc what
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: funzop on April 11, 2009 06:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCsJ5Tb6WY0
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lasse on April 11, 2009 08:34 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmorkcwc what
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/CWC (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/CWC)
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: unclephil on April 12, 2009 03:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRIGVp2rIDc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRIGVp2rIDc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 12, 2009 03:33 AM
Quote from: Jigglypuffhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRIGVp2rIDc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRIGVp2rIDc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
All of those facial expressions made me laugh. Not so much what the guy was saying.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Zyphonee on April 12, 2009 04:14 AM
Doesn't compare to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MCuqQHX0HVc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MCuqQHX0HVc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>




Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: ansel on April 12, 2009 05:41 AM
Quote from: ZyphoneeDoesn't compare to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MCuqQHX0HVc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MCuqQHX0HVc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>





my ears bled the first time I watched

no really
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Zyphonee on April 12, 2009 06:45 AM
I want to make this contest official: If you manage to watch this video completely without stoping, I'll sell my bathtub and give you whatever proper ammount of money I get for it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D7XrVgM5E6Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D7XrVgM5E6Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Alec on April 12, 2009 08:10 AM
Quote from: ZyphoneeI want to make this contest official: If you manage to watch this video completely without stoping, I'll sell my bathtub and give you whatever proper ammount of money I get for it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D7XrVgM5E6Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D7XrVgM5E6Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


Scary..  
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lasse on April 12, 2009 09:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvKwpNywHh0
he made a new one
worst one yet
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lenko on April 12, 2009 02:17 PM
the cwc vids might just be the funniest things ever captured on film
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Zyphonee on April 12, 2009 05:15 PM
Quote from: lassehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvKwpNywHh0
he made a new one
[size=]worst[/size] one yet
That's even more hilarous, I am preety sure that five years from now, his room will be completely trashed, what the fuck is that thing he is always throwing when people call him homo?
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 12, 2009 10:48 PM
If was really so pissed, wouldn't he just stop making videos?
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Zyphonee on April 12, 2009 11:19 PM
Quote from: FuzzIf was really so pissed, wouldn't he just stop making videos?
http://images.google.com.ar/images?hl=en&a...mp;aq=f&oq= (http://images.google.com.ar/images?hl=en&q=Atention+Whore&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=)

Make your choice...
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 13, 2009 01:13 AM
Did you mean: Attention Whore
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lenko on April 13, 2009 01:14 AM
Quote from: FuzzIf was really so pissed, wouldn't he just stop making videos?

Some people, fuzz, are unfortunately what most people call 'fucking stupid'
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Zyphonee on April 13, 2009 01:22 AM
http://images.google.com.ar/images?hl=en&a...mp;aq=f&oq= (http://images.google.com.ar/images?hl=en&q=Fucking+stupid&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=)

There we go...
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: Fuzz on April 13, 2009 03:59 AM
I like how the first picture is Dubya.
Title: ChristianU2uber
Post by: lasse on April 13, 2009 09:28 PM
i just noticed he has a jonas brothers poster in his room