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The Number 23 almost put me to sleep, and we decided we could be doing better things (and could grab some pizza hut before it closed), so out of the theatre we went!

Also my most hilarious movie experience was when I threw a malteser at some chav girl, it hit her, and instead of starting on me she started on the group of goths/metalheads sat nearby. Hilarity ensued for like 20 minutes

I can remember someone getting kicked out for making 'funnies' at the previews too (probably because they weren't funny)  

I walked out of twilight but not before I threw my soda at the screen.








Well, it was more like I ran out of the theater to not get caught by the staff.

nope.

if i paid 10 bucks to see shit, im gonna sit through the whole dang thing.

there are movies i regret paying for: spiderman3, godsford park

<fawx> flashtub is a wonderful animator

watchmen

i liked the number 23. it was kinda goofy, kinda funny, kinda suspenseful

the only movie i walked out of in the theater was stealth

i always want to walk out whenever i go to theaters with my friends

they pick such godawful fucking movies. you know why? because they're usually made for godawful fucking children.

i don't even want to think about that time they made me go watch BEDTIME STORIES. i could have seen that new tom cruise movie but noooo

i can't remember what the movie was called. i know it was a shitty sequel to "The Ring". i think it was called "the grudge" or something, i don't remember it was fucking awful

Chavs are fun...

I remember back in high school, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and A friend of mine happened to sit in front of us with his girlfriend. When ever something important happened or a joke was made, she had to ask about it. And her laugh... My god...

Id never walk out of a movie...but god damn The Spirit was the worst thing I ever saw...I mean it was one of them so bad its funny movies tho.

Then I went to AVP 2 with some friends...that was fun!

Worst I've done is sneak in to some movies with my cousin who has to talk me into it because I'm so righteous.

When we saw spiderman 3 I didn't feel like I was ripping anyone off at all though...

i snuck into ultraviolet with my dave chapelle's block party ticket for 3 hours later.

it was very shitty but i do not regret watching it for free

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FUCK I FUCKING RUINED MY 2500 POST

Mighty Joe Young, but truthfully I went only because of "Runaway Brain" which is one of the coolest things Disney has ever done. At the time they had put it at the beginning of the movie and it was really all I went there for.

Also my parents and I walked out of Monkey Bone because we thought it was disturbingly bad at the time. I keep forgetting to go back and ACTUALLY watch it just for the sake of making my own judgement on it, but I hear more people say it sucked than speaking highly of it.

I remember the Guiness Book of World Records in 2002 (I think was the year) mentioning that a record was set for how many people bought tickets to go see a movie that had the Star Wars Episode I trailer attached to it, walked out right after it was done, then bought another ticket to go back into another movie and see it again.

never ever

wish i had though

if a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

Quote from: Zekeynope.

if i paid 10 bucks to see shit, im gonna sit through the whole dang thing.

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

Quote from: KirbopherI remember the Guiness Book of World Records in 2002 (I think was the year) mentioning that a record was set for how many people bought tickets to go see a movie that had the Star Wars Episode I trailer attached to it, walked out right after it was done, then bought another ticket to go back into another movie and see it again.

Reminds me of that PS2 game that only really sold because it had a metal gear solid 2 demo slapped on it

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Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don't have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

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Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don\\\'t have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don't have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

If I remembered correctly, I think the only movie I ever walked out from was "Eraser." Now matter how suck the movie is I would just sit through it to the end. I dunno I walked out back then though.

I've never walked out on a movie before.
If I didn't like it, I'd probably just go to sleep...

I never walked out on a movie but I wish

Regrets: The Ring 2, Break up, Twilight & Disaster Movie

Quote from: JoeyBang16Disaster Movie

why the fuck did you go there in the first place?

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Quote from: JoeyBang16Disaster Movie

why the fuck did you go there in the first place?

I was curious and wanted to see how bad it was

thomas the tank engine : the golden railroad

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Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don't have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

tough guy        

I started watching Disaster Movie because, well, a LOT of people said it\\\'d be my kind of humor.
So, I started watching it and when this whole Amy Whinehouse burping scene came up I thought "wow this is bad. maybe it will get better tho" (+I had nothing else to do) so I kept watching. Then there was this mildly entertaining highschool musical part which might just be the best part of the movie and then meteors came down which didn\\\'t make any kind of sense AT ALL and there was no explanation either.

They ended up going to some warehouse where they fought the sex and the city girls. When I reached that point (which was 15 minutes in. Yes they stuffed so much shit into 15 minutes) I just turned it off. (Watched it at home ok!!)

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don\\\'t have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

uhh reported to the ic3

I have never disliked a movie. Usually, I "preview" a lot of movies off of one ticket.

the international
it was ok but boring
i went to see watchmen instead

never, but I wished I'd walked out on Syriana
boring as hell and too long

Quote from: Sashurai can't remember what the movie was called. i know it was a shitty sequel to "The Ring". i think it was called "the grudge" or something, i don't remember it was fucking awful

the ring 2? dark water?

i walked out on dave chapelle's block party. while we were walking out the movie burned up and the screen went black and we got free tickets.

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Quote from: Sashurai can't remember what the movie was called. i know it was a shitty sequel to "The Ring". i think it was called "the grudge" or something, i don't remember it was fucking awful

the ring 2? dark water?

i walked out on dave chapelle's block party. while we were walking out the movie burned up and the screen went black and we got free tickets.

Guess that was just some good timing.

Quote from: rtil

Quote from: Sashurai can't remember what the movie was called. i know it was a shitty sequel to "The Ring". i think it was called "the grudge" or something, i don't remember it was fucking awful

the ring 2? dark water?

i walked out on dave chapelle's block party. while we were walking out the movie burned up and the screen went black and we got free tickets.

oh no wait i remember what it was called. it was "One Missed Call" and it was a shitty ripoff of The ring. It had horrible acting/plot, and i think it was sponsored by Motorola, because everyone in the movie had a motorola cellphone and was like "Lemme call her on my MOTOROLA * cue hellomoto ringtone*

lmao if u love yourself, don't watch it

I so badly wanted to walk out on "10,000 B.C."

There were two problems:

1.) My little brother and I had no way to contact our Dad nor get a ride from anyone we knew.
2.) It was raining really hard outside.

We had no choice but to watch the damn movie. Waste of money and time that piece of garbage was.

one missed call was awful but for some reason i was still entertained by it
i think i can watch anything all the way through as long as it isnt really slow paced
like chick flicks are actually interesting sometimes

monkeybone was awesome henry selick is great

I'll admit that I like Monkey Bone. It wasn't great, but it wasn't that bad either. And "Renegades" by Electrasy for the ending credits track? Sweeeeeeet.

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Quote from: rtil

Quote from: Sashurai can't remember what the movie was called. i know it was a shitty sequel to "The Ring". i think it was called "the grudge" or something, i don't remember it was fucking awful

the ring 2? dark water?

i walked out on dave chapelle's block party. while we were walking out the movie burned up and the screen went black and we got free tickets.

oh no wait i remember what it was called. it was "One Missed Call" and it was a shitty ripoff of The ring. It had horrible acting/plot, and i think it was sponsored by Motorola, because everyone in the movie had a motorola cellphone and was like "Lemme call her on my MOTOROLA * cue hellomoto ringtone*

lmao if u love yourself, don't watch it

that's not a ripoff of the ring, but it is a ripoff of another japanase horror film called 'one missed call' (chakushin ari). it's directed by takashi miike

^is that the one with the chick that's got mouths for eyes
must be pretty horrible if it is

I wanted to walk out of Eragon but I was with friends so I went to sleep instead... The Grudge 2, I would have walked out if it weren't so bad it was actually FUNNY. I couldn't help but laugh the entire time.

Also, it's surprising and sad to hear Monkeybone is considered one of the biggest box-office flops in history. There have been MUCH WORSE movies. That movie was a C for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(film))

god awful.

I really wanted to see the spirit but everyone on the internet said it was shit so it saved me a couple o bucks.  

Quote from: BloodyCheeryI so badly wanted to walk out on "10,000 B.C."

I once was on an 8-hour flight and there was nohting else to do but watch it it was awful.
The rest of the movies were pretty much as horrid as "christmas with the kranks" not that I will ever watch more than 5 minutes of it.

Quote from: Tim KretschmerI started watching Disaster Movie because, well, a LOT of people said it'd be my kind of humor.
So, I started watching it and when this whole Amy Whinehouse burping scene came up I thought "wow this is bad. maybe it will get better tho" (+I had nothing else to do) so I kept watching. Then there was this mildly entertaining highschool musical part which might just be the best part of the movie and then meteors came down which didn't make any kind of sense AT ALL and there was no explanation either.

They ended up going to some warehouse where they fought the sex and the city girls. When I reached that point (which was 15 minutes in. Yes they stuffed so much shit into 15 minutes) I just turned it off. (Watched it at home ok!!)

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don't have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

uhh reported to the ic3

[size=]and psi makes another joke that isn't funny!!![/size]

Never.

What?

Quote from: rtilthat's not a ripoff of the ring, but it is a ripoff of another japanase horror film called 'one missed call' (chakushin ari). it's directed by takashi miike

i hear the american version is nothing like the original japanese one. this one ripped off so much from The Ring and final destination and other horror flicks. i can't even begin to describe how bad this movie was

i didn't see the american one but i'm sure it's true. they probably borrowed the deaths and the basic plotline. the japanese one was entertaining, not the best j-horror though. the only american remake that has done justice to the original is the ring. but to be fair ringu was on a shoestring budget and i saw the american one first

Star Wars Episode I

I don't watch childrens animated movies like most of you guys here but i remember i had to fill in for my sister because she was busy with other stuff and my niece wanted to watch sherik the third.

It was me, my niece and my sister's boyfriend watching the movie.

The movie sucked even for kids movie so i walked out and gotten my sisters money back.

I have many other examples of movies i walked out of but generally i don't remember all the really bad movies i seen because i can go on forever.

I generally try to get my money back if the movie is terrible enough such as cloverfield for example.

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Tim KretschmerI started watching Disaster Movie because, well, a LOT of people said it'd be my kind of humor.
So, I started watching it and when this whole Amy Whinehouse burping scene came up I thought "wow this is bad. maybe it will get better tho" (+I had nothing else to do) so I kept watching. Then there was this mildly entertaining highschool musical part which might just be the best part of the movie and then meteors came down which didn't make any kind of sense AT ALL and there was no explanation either.

They ended up going to some warehouse where they fought the sex and the city girls. When I reached that point (which was 15 minutes in. Yes they stuffed so much shit into 15 minutes) I just turned it off. (Watched it at home ok!!)

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don't have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

uhh reported to the ic3

[size=]and psi makes another joke that isn't funny!!![/size]

wish i was joking bro but u just had to push it

Quote from: Emanhattanhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_%28film%29)

god awful.

I really wanted to see the spirit but everyone on the internet said it was shit so it saved me a couple o bucks.  

Quote from: BloodyCheeryI so badly wanted to walk out on "10,000 B.C."

I once was on an 8-hour flight and there was nohting else to do but watch it it was awful.
The rest of the movies were pretty much as horrid as "christmas with the kranks" not that I will ever watch more than 5 minutes of it.

what I saw that hulk movie on TV it wasn't that bad.

Quote from: Tim Kretschmer

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Tim KretschmerI started watching Disaster Movie because, well, a LOT of people said it'd be my kind of humor.
So, I started watching it and when this whole Amy Whinehouse burping scene came up I thought "wow this is bad. maybe it will get better tho" (+I had nothing else to do) so I kept watching. Then there was this mildly entertaining highschool musical part which might just be the best part of the movie and then meteors came down which didn't make any kind of sense AT ALL and there was no explanation either.

They ended up going to some warehouse where they fought the sex and the city girls. When I reached that point (which was 15 minutes in. Yes they stuffed so much shit into 15 minutes) I just turned it off. (Watched it at home ok!!)

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don't have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

uhh reported to the ic3

[size=]and psi makes another joke that isn't funny!!![/size]

wish i was joking bro but u just had to push it

Quote from: Emanhattanhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_%28film%29)

god awful.

I really wanted to see the spirit but everyone on the internet said it was shit so it saved me a couple o bucks.  

Quote from: BloodyCheeryI so badly wanted to walk out on "10,000 B.C."

I once was on an 8-hour flight and there was nohting else to do but watch it it was awful.
The rest of the movies were pretty much as horrid as "christmas with the kranks" not that I will ever watch more than 5 minutes of it.

what I saw that hulk movie on TV it wasn't that bad.

i liked the hulk too

garfield the first one

my mom forced me to walk out on dickie roberts: child star or something to that effect

Quote from: systekmy mom forced me to walk out on dickie roberts: child star or something to that effect

That was a great movie!

Quote from: Tim Kretschmer

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Tim KretschmerI started watching Disaster Movie because, well, a LOT of people said it\\\'d be my kind of humor.
So, I started watching it and when this whole Amy Whinehouse burping scene came up I thought "wow this is bad. maybe it will get better tho" (+I had nothing else to do) so I kept watching. Then there was this mildly entertaining highschool musical part which might just be the best part of the movie and then meteors came down which didn\\\'t make any kind of sense AT ALL and there was no explanation either.

They ended up going to some warehouse where they fought the sex and the city girls. When I reached that point (which was 15 minutes in. Yes they stuffed so much shit into 15 minutes) I just turned it off. (Watched it at home ok!!)

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyar

Quote from: Billy

Quote from: Magyarif a movie is shit I just be as obnoxious as I can

if a movie is shit i shut the fuck up

if people are being obnoxious in the theater i call them out on it after the 3rd incident and then i get security after the 4th

fuck you, personally

too bad we don\\\'t have whiners like you in Australian theatres then

i will fuck you up

for real dog i will massacre your whole fucking generation motherfucker

uhh reported to the ic3

and psi makes another joke that isn\\\'t funny!!!

wish i was joking bro but u just had to push it

NOT GETTING ANY FUNNIER


besides, it\\\'s called hyperbole
but you know that-- you\\\'re just trying to make a funny joke, but its impossible for you

what\\\'s that sound? i think its your brawl funnies part going in the recycle bin

omfg pwnd

Although I never walked out of a movie, this is one I wish i did walk out of
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I am legend, was boring.... I was watching it at a friends house and I decided it was shit so I went and slept in his bed.

Quote from: Flash^is that the one with the chick that's got mouths for eyes
must be pretty horrible if it is

Whenever I see that poster I think of Ozzy Osbourne and that kind of ruins it as a horror movie

Quote from: j_seedAlthough I never walked out of a movie, this is one I wish i did walk out of
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The picture on the camera and the zombies in the back ground are hardly similar. The only one that's actually there is the woman with her head tilted slightly to the side. Also, the camera is pointed down towards the ground. Why didn't they notice that?

'Cause the entertainment industry could hardly give a shit what they put out anymore.

Quote from: BloodyCheery'Cause the entertainment industry could hardly give a shit what they put out anymore.

OK even I'll say that's overly pessimistic, of course they give a shit--they just give the wrong shits about the wrong things

because george a romero has become senile or something

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Quote from: BloodyCheery'Cause the entertainment industry could hardly give a shit what they put out anymore.

OK even I'll say that's overly pessimistic, of course they give a shit--they just give the wrong shits about the wrong things

Okay I rushed that statement without making it more clear, although I agree with you.

Every movie has its ups and downs. Some movies are good, some suck and should never see the light of day again. I'll admit that I usually judge a movie by the acting and not much anything else. Storyline...meh. If I see that a movie had SOME kind of effort put into it, I'll be a bit fair with my review. It's just disappointing to see a film with so much potential and then discover that it sucks. Ah shit I don't know how to explain this. I just judge 'em by how well it was put together. Pixar, Steven Spielberg, Tim Burton, and Robert Zemeckis produce great films in my opinion. I even like some of George A. Romero's films, like Dawn of the Dead.

NOW

One film that I'm sure you'll all agree with is THE most horrible film ever created by mankind. How it was put together and released into the public, I'll never know (like Atari's E.T. video game). Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

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*waits patiently for this comment to be harassed*

never seen it

Don't. You're not missing much.

its great its my favorite childhood movie

Alfred Hitchcock used to say that the plot of the movies he directed never mattered to him

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SHAQ

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SHAQ

"Let's green egg and ham it!"

bumping old threads fuk



I really really wish i had walked out of this movie it was the worst
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funny games is one of the best movies ive ever seen   what did you not like about it

Quote from: The Last Gunslingerfunny games is one of the best movies ive ever seen   what did you not like about it

um probably that it was a piece of shit

the only movie i walked out of in the theater:
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Quote from: KirbopherI remember the Guiness Book of World Records in 2002 (I think was the year) mentioning that a record was set for how many people bought tickets to go see a movie that had the Star Wars Episode I trailer attached to it, walked out right after it was done, then bought another ticket to go back into another movie and see it again.

Reminds me of that PS2 game that only really sold because it had a metal gear solid 2 demo slapped on it

I think that was Zone of the Enders.......

Quote from: Tim Kretschmerwatchmen

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
That movie was the definition of "ZOMG".

have u ever walked in on a movie

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Quote from: cr0mhave u ever walked in on a movie

Yes, It wassss.... The Cell. That movie is the bareboned definition of "spontaneous recto-digestive implosion"
I kept until about a an hour through the movie, than I remembered how fun the Star Wars trilogy game
In their arcade was. Might have also wanted to jump on Time Crisis 2 as well.

Well, when I was 5 years old, The Great Panda Adventure burned up. Does that count? >_> I actually haven't gone to a movie theater since Shrek 2 released in theaters. Yeah, 2004. Considering how the film released in May '04, it's been almost half a decade since I have gone to see a film at movie theater. I'm just not much of a movies person.

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One film that I'm sure you'll all agree with is THE most horrible film ever created by mankind. How it was put together and released into the public, I'll never know (like Atari's E.T. video game). Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

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*waits patiently for this comment to be harassed*

My mom claims I saw that film once, but I don't remember ever going to see it.

^It's a movie about some negro Geenie or something it's really weird. I didn't think the movie was that bad (I watched it when I was really young though!!)

i dont know why i just laughed at 'negro geenie' but i did

Spider-Man 3 was the most fun I've ever has at a cinema. The whole auidence was laughing and heckling, especially the part where Peter started to cry.

Good times.

Quote from: BogswallopSpider-Man 3 was the most fun I've ever has at a cinema. The whole auidence was laughing and heckling, especially the part where Peter started to cry.

Good times.

I thought the second one was better.