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Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: lasse on March 22, 2009 11:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgSF0BNFrU

really really dumb, he fails
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: Alta Don on March 22, 2009 11:35 PM
lmfao
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: lasse on March 22, 2009 11:37 PM
around 8:55 is where his amazing belly shows what it's got
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Post by: Hammi on March 22, 2009 11:46 PM
what the fuck

lardass shit hes no fun to look at
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Post by: Flash on March 23, 2009 12:06 AM
when he looks at the gamecube disc and says it's like a chocolate chip cookie
he suddenly makes a face like he wants to eat it
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: shittyfurryass on March 23, 2009 01:00 AM
that was a wonderful ending
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Post by: Fuzz on March 23, 2009 02:39 AM
He needs to go outside more.
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Post by: lenko on March 23, 2009 03:20 AM
the nintendo shitcube and other classics

out now on dvd
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Post by: ansel on March 23, 2009 04:08 AM
he's just SO FAT. Just formulating thought requires several deep breaths, and then he spits out each word like it's a glob of saliva. He points to his consoles with the end of a broom because he's too fat to leave his chair... I wonder how he turns them on? His hands are so massive and soft, it's like the people from wall-e holy shit

he sounds like darth vader, man, that ain't right

also I now know the source of this animated .gif. The internet works in mysterious ways.

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Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 23, 2009 04:24 AM
i couldn't help but laugh whenever he lost his train of thought
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: Fuzz on March 23, 2009 06:14 AM
Fat man that thinks the game looks like a chocolate chip cookie...
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: trent bortknob on March 24, 2009 12:01 AM
Quote from: anselThe internet works in mysterious ways.
the internets lol
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: LordZeebmork on March 24, 2009 12:27 AM
dees ees vat i like to coll da nintendo sheetcube

and de reason i coll it da nintendo sheetcube because IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

geeveeng blowjobs to de cartridges
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Post by: rtil on March 24, 2009 05:50 AM
that was the saddest attempt at a "angry video game nerd" ripoff i've ever seen

borderline self-parody, not that he would know

i love the long pauses inbetween every other sentence

it's like his brain signals were blocked by fat and he'd temporarily lose train of thought as his globular form would go into a momentary trance-like vegitative state
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Post by: shura on March 24, 2009 07:43 AM
when he got really angry and started yelling i was kinda afraid he would have a heart attack and just die right there
but aww he looks so squishy
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 24, 2009 07:48 AM
Quote from: shittyfurryassthat was a wonderful ending
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: topcatyo on March 24, 2009 10:32 AM
*huff huff* AND DIS IS WHAT I CALL *huff* THE NIN...TENDO *huff* SHITCUBE
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Post by: shittyfurryass on March 24, 2009 12:38 PM
Quote from: FuzzFat man that thinks the game looks like a chocolate chip cookie...

Fat man here and it appears my stomach has come alive to eat directly
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Post by: Greenkitten on March 24, 2009 01:11 PM
it looks like he doses off a few times
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Post by: Fuzz on March 24, 2009 05:08 PM
For some reason I'm becoming accustomed to his voice...
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: emanhattan on March 24, 2009 05:30 PM
I like how he uses a broomstick to show you aroud his room and consoles because hes  fat
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: Zyphonee on March 24, 2009 07:09 PM
Don't tell me I'm the only one who is remembered of that episode of the Simpsons...(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigasssuperstar.com%2Fuploaded_images%2FHomer_muumuu-790377.jpg&hash=b04feeda8a8a11e218b3d697e2b29cff59c86d21)
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Post by: lasse on March 24, 2009 07:23 PM
Quote from: emanI like how he uses a broomstick to show you aroud his room and consoles because hes  fat
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: unclephil on March 24, 2009 10:11 PM
Quote from: Sashurabut aww he looks so squishy

i would pinch the shit out of his rolls.
Title: a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven
Post by: DrRumack on March 24, 2009 10:16 PM
lmfao what a fatass
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Post by: lasse on March 24, 2009 10:21 PM
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Post by: shittyfurryass on March 24, 2009 10:36 PM
you guys aree tehrible :<
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Post by: emanhattan on March 24, 2009 10:38 PM
Quote from: ZyphoneeDon't tell me I'm the only one who is remembered of that episode of the Simpsons...(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigasssuperstar.com%2Fuploaded_images%2FHomer_muumuu-790377.jpg&hash=b04feeda8a8a11e218b3d697e2b29cff59c86d21)

hello
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Post by: Zyphonee on March 25, 2009 12:01 AM
Quote from: eman
Quote from: ZyphoneeDon't tell me I'm the only one who is remembered of that episode of the Simpsons...(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigasssuperstar.com%2Fuploaded_images%2FHomer_muumuu-790377.jpg&hash=b04feeda8a8a11e218b3d697e2b29cff59c86d21)

hello
I couldn't find any pics of Homer with the broomstick trying to type on the computer tho, that would've been better...
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Post by: trent bortknob on March 25, 2009 12:18 AM
Quote from: lassereally really dumb, he fails
yah dude thats some epic failure
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Post by: shittyfurryass on March 25, 2009 03:39 AM
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