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Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: rtil on March 22, 2009 07:49 PM
and it's also my last.

y'know, back when this website started (when it used to be named "the bread bowl", not like you noobs would know) when all the old members (tastemybonbons, HookerInHell and twisty_shit for example) were around, this was a great place to be and everyone was friends. but now it's turned slowly dissolved a cesspool of people bickering and fighting , replying to eachother with nonsensical jumbles of text and image macros. 15 years ago i never thought it would come to this, but i've seen this community do a total one-eighty, and i can't be bothered trying to pretend it was fun like it used to be.

and so, i will ask that the admin delete my account and all my posts. it's been a crazy ride, but it's time for me to go another direction. if you wanna flame me or whatever go ahead, cuz i won't read it, as i will never be coming back. think i can't do it? i wouldn't bet on it. besides, starting now i'm taking a roadtrip across the country to try and find myself. this iwll be a big change for me, but one for the better.

lastly, to eaglefeet, moonsand, megaXzero, swisSlesS, slarty, germ, merlin, MajorDude and fizzy6, hope we cross paths again sometime on this wild wild web.

and to everyone else, [size=]FUCK YOU!!![/size]  
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: GeneralIvan on March 22, 2009 07:53 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: DrRumack on March 22, 2009 08:07 PM
good riddance
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: psi43 on March 22, 2009 08:08 PM
only 4k to go, then tba will be the forum you posted to most @
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: trent bortknob on March 22, 2009 08:10 PM
who wrotre that
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: mishkamash on March 22, 2009 08:13 PM
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: funzop on March 22, 2009 08:20 PM
Cats magibon insho shrek 2 do it live snake cool dr money three star ralph bakshi anigen 9 old men spirited away snow white J_Seed betamax gaylo Studio Ghibli popeye tase robot chicken rick astley garfield minus girls cup arcam Richard Williams folk singer radiohead moltar skies of arkadia duke nukem rubber nipples man bear pig vinnie veritas wonchop WAC 124 conch st prince of Egypt magic lantern lion king daim payne serge Bimbos initiation treasure planet pigpen numa numa night in hotlanta little nemo slumberland bob saget the humanoid typhoon 2101 leeroy Jenkins jack Kirby apples theanimatorssurvivalkit nail dexters lab jerryjackson powerrangeryellow steamboat willie mrblue shrum blordow tartlet the balls are inert Mitchell Henderson da5crew kundun kablam bossman junior slim seacows macbook wheel mr bug goes to town slimed Kramer ickis rem vector tunak droopy snowdrak cool rowdy ruff boys tiny toon adventures shnitzel tbones dead george zimmer tater cannon aardman wild hare stick stickley anchovies space jam
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Crabarms on March 22, 2009 08:28 PM
I don't think there's any doubt about that ..... I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one {sick motherfucker} .... And can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big {boner}? ..... Do you think I should?

On a side note, it appears that one of my favorite publishers, Springer-Verlag has a new book out on the subject of knowledge management

But until then my heart will go on singing, Until then with joy I'll carry on, Until the day my eyes behold the city, Until the day God calls me home.

Oh Crap, I Forgot to Take My Pill!! Monday, December 24, 2007. What to do if you miss a birth control pill. It's Christmas Eve, the kids got out of school ...
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Casey Pixmintro on March 22, 2009 08:31 PM
Damn, I was just wondering on Friday when you'd hit the big 10 K... I was about right. CONGRATS!
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: trent bortknob on March 22, 2009 08:42 PM
rtil changed his post count

honestly i did know that rtil posted so much
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: billy on March 22, 2009 09:03 PM
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Fuzz on March 22, 2009 09:53 PM
bye bye
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: lasse on March 22, 2009 10:16 PM
can i be the new admin?
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Mad Meat on March 22, 2009 10:20 PM
Quote from: lassecan i be the new admin?
NO
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: psi43 on March 22, 2009 10:24 PM
ok im back in the admin seat

rtil's leaving 4 a while!!
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: mishkamash on March 22, 2009 10:27 PM
bullshit
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: psi43 on March 22, 2009 10:27 PM
Quote from: MishkaMashbullshit

nop
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: GenTrigger on March 22, 2009 10:58 PM
Quote from: Tim Kretschmerok im back in the admin seat

rtil's leaving 4 a while!!
Yes, the Doremi skin returns!
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: texas on March 22, 2009 11:01 PM
killerdoll13 and wac for admins 2009
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: psi43 on March 22, 2009 11:06 PM
Quote from: The Last Gunslingerkillerdoll13 and wac for admins 2009

im thinking about making them super mods just 4 fun
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Michelle on March 22, 2009 11:23 PM
Quote from: Tim Kretschmer
Quote from: The Last Gunslingerkillerdoll13 and wac for admins 2009

im thinking about making them super mods just 4 fun

do it do it do it
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: BloodyCheery on March 23, 2009 12:13 AM
It isn't April 1st yet Rtil.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 23, 2009 12:18 AM
Quote from: BloodyCheeryIt isn't April 1st yet Rtil.
stop ruining every thread you go into
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Jehosapha on March 23, 2009 12:31 AM
cool man
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: BloodyCheery on March 23, 2009 12:44 AM
Quote from: J_Seed
Quote from: BloodyCheeryIt isn't April 1st yet Rtil.
stop ruining every thread you go into

[size=]FUCK YOU J_SEED.

FUCK YOU.[/size]
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: tmk on March 23, 2009 12:47 AM
Quote from: Tim Kretschmer
Quote from: The Last Gunslingerkillerdoll13 and wac for admins 2009

im thinking about making them super mods just 4 fun

0_0

>_>

[size=]xD[/size]
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: DrRumack on March 23, 2009 12:47 AM
Quote from: BloodyCheery[size=]FUCK YOU J_SEED.

FUCK YOU.[/size]
witty retort
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: BloodyCheery on March 23, 2009 12:50 AM
^

Fuck you too!!
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Jehosapha on March 23, 2009 12:50 AM
God damn, Your all annoying. No wonder I hated it here.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 23, 2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: JehosaphaGod damn, Your all annoying. No wonder I hated it here.
dont blame you
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: shittyfurryass on March 23, 2009 01:14 AM
i remember from teh alliance the person who posted this
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 23, 2009 01:31 AM
Quote from: Jehosaphai gargle every morning with a pint of dicks

Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Daveb0t on March 23, 2009 01:51 AM
Quote from: Jehosapha(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpbfcomics.com%2Farchive_b%2FPBF091-Gotcha_the_Clown.jpg&hash=1f83b1c0d48975968349d5b46efc042e21aa810d)
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 23, 2009 02:02 AM
I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: ansel on March 23, 2009 04:30 AM
let it never be said
that romance is dead
cause there's so little else
occupying my head
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 23, 2009 04:43 AM
goddamnit bloodycherry you stupid fucking cunt go date the front end of a speeding train
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Kirbopher on March 23, 2009 04:53 AM
Have a bomb.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: davidmoore0 on March 23, 2009 10:07 PM
BloodyCheery or whatever didn't really do anything that gay.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: BloodyCheery on March 23, 2009 10:16 PM
It seems like every word that comes out of my mouth is gay. Whatever, I couldn't care less.


Anyway


What the hell happened to me last night?? I woke up feeling like shiiiiiiit.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: trent bortknob on March 23, 2009 11:54 PM
Quote from: BloodyCheeryIt seems like every word that comes out of my mouth is gay. Whatever, I couldn't care less.


Anyway


What the hell happened to me last night?? I woke up feeling like shiiiiiiit.
i dont have a problem with you bloody cherry but you're letting these faggots get to you too much
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: f0d on March 24, 2009 12:08 AM
HLG 4 ADMIN
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Daveb0t on March 24, 2009 01:19 AM
Quote from: ZekeyI scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: unclephil on March 24, 2009 01:41 AM
exdee.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: BloodyCheery on March 24, 2009 10:16 PM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: BloodyCheeryIt seems like every word that comes out of my mouth is gay. Whatever, I couldn't care less.


Anyway


What the hell happened to me last night?? I woke up feeling like shiiiiiiit.
i dont have a problem with you bloody cherry but you're letting these faggots get to you too much

I admit I'm very sensitive. Sorry guys.  
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: Fade Wulp the Driver on March 25, 2009 12:19 AM
You really need to get a life rtil.
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: rtil on March 25, 2009 12:49 AM
look who's talking
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: salutations on March 26, 2009 08:46 AM
Quote from: nonezopCats magibon insho shrek 2 do it live snake cool dr money three star ralph bakshi anigen 9 old men spirited away snow white J_Seed betamax gaylo Studio Ghibli popeye tase robot chicken rick astley garfield minus girls cup arcam Richard Williams folk singer radiohead moltar skies of arkadia duke nukem rubber nipples man bear pig vinnie veritas wonchop WAC 124 conch st prince of Egypt magic lantern lion king daim payne serge Bimbos initiation treasure planet pigpen numa numa night in hotlanta little nemo slumberland bob saget the humanoid typhoon 2101 leeroy Jenkins jack Kirby apples theanimatorssurvivalkit nail dexters lab jerryjackson powerrangeryellow steamboat willie mrblue shrum blordow tartlet the balls are inert Mitchell Henderson da5crew kundun kablam bossman junior slim seacows macbook wheel mr bug goes to town slimed Kramer ickis rem vector tunak droopy snowdrak cool rowdy ruff boys tiny toon adventures shnitzel tbones dead george zimmer tater cannon aardman wild hare stick stickley anchovies space jam


Are these all the answers to the trivia questions?? did we get new ones??
Title: my 10,000th post
Post by: CoolDrMoney on March 27, 2009 12:38 AM
Jeff Hardy for admin