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Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: psi43 on March 15, 2009 07:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c63_ZEH6IMo

Now with some new features that nobody will ever use!! But hey at least you can use it with your eyes closed so you can xD while you listen to music!

You will also be forced to buy a new special headphone for your iPod Shuffle in case the one you are using breaks. And guess what they probably cost $20!
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: rtil on March 15, 2009 07:26 AM
a stupid addition to an already stupid product
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Post by: GRINACE on March 15, 2009 07:49 AM
if they at least had one buttion...
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: GenTrigger on March 15, 2009 08:03 AM
Just 20$?

Pft, I expect more.
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Post by: billy on March 15, 2009 08:12 AM
another apple piece of shit i'm not going to buy
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Post by: shitturtle on March 15, 2009 08:53 AM
making it smaller isn't innovative if it becomes less easy to use.
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: Crabarms on March 15, 2009 09:08 AM
that talking would piss me off.
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Post by: Greenkitten on March 15, 2009 10:35 AM
hey lets make it smaller, thats a great idea. No one will lose this!
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Post by: funzop on March 15, 2009 12:47 PM
we walk
the ching chings
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Post by: Alta Don on March 15, 2009 01:43 PM
I never got the point of an ipod Shuffle. There easy to lose and easy to break. The buttons should be on the ipod itself and be bigger.

And I use headphones because earphones never stick in my ear.
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: RocketFetus on March 15, 2009 02:06 PM
Who the hell needs buttons anyway PSH. Nobody likes to pick their own songs. Hey and lets make the design look like a piece of plastic that fell out of the back of a car! Boy do I come up with the greatest ideas.
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: Fuzz on March 15, 2009 03:51 PM
JESUS H. CHRIST
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Post by: FG_SPace on March 15, 2009 03:56 PM
voice over: a brand new technology pioneered in the early 90s. Now with same old horrid voices!
i like how your computer determines the voice cause we don't want you doing anything silly like choosing something.
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: Fuzz on March 15, 2009 04:04 PM
Apple tells you what you want.
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Post by: lasse on March 15, 2009 06:37 PM
the most important thing isn't to make a good mp3-player, but to make a really small one that you'll probably lose within a week

also 1000 songs on 3.77gb

no
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: rtil on March 15, 2009 08:46 PM
Quote from: lassealso 1000 songs on 3.77gb

no


they always run these test assuming every song you\\\'re going to have is 3mb it\\\'s crap
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Post by: Flash on March 15, 2009 10:58 PM
how the fuck do I make fun of this
it already makes fun of itself

plus the whole concept of ipod shuffle is that you don't really listen to the music at all, it just serves as background noise. it's ok to do that but some people like actually being able to listen to whatever they wanna listen to instead of skipping tracks randomly
it assumes you listen to only bland pop stuff
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Post by: Alta Don on March 15, 2009 11:06 PM
the voice speaks like an upgrade version of speakonia
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 15, 2009 11:30 PM
dirty nigger interface
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Post by: trent bortknob on March 15, 2009 11:41 PM
Quote from: rtila stupid addition to an already stupid product


honestly i don think there is anything wrong with an ipod but ipod shuffles are just getting more and more tedious
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Post by: rtil on March 15, 2009 11:47 PM
i was only talking about shuffles

i think mp3 players without screens are stupid in general
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Post by: lenko on March 15, 2009 11:58 PM
not another one!
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Post by: DrRumack on March 16, 2009 01:07 AM
Quote from: rtili think mp3 players without screens are stupid in general
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Post by: GenTrigger on March 16, 2009 01:56 AM
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Quote from: rtili think mp3 players without screens are stupid in general
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Post by: Fuzz on March 16, 2009 02:41 AM
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Post by: W.A.C. on March 16, 2009 04:07 AM
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 16, 2009 04:25 AM
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 16, 2009 04:34 AM
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Post by: GRINACE on March 16, 2009 04:40 AM
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Quote from: rtilGerald B. Windsword was here.
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 16, 2009 04:47 AM
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Quote from: rtilyour balls are delicious
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Post by: billy on March 16, 2009 06:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUDfGVd9l1c

anyways i think the iphone/itouch would be 10 times better with a few more buttons on it. mp3 players need buttons and a screen. no exceptions
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Post by: Greenkitten on March 16, 2009 01:45 PM
Quote from: Billymp3 players need buttons and a screen. no exceptions
even just a small screen so it can tell you what song your listening to. and it serves its purpose perfectly.
Title: New iPod Shuffle!!
Post by: psi43 on March 16, 2009 02:47 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.
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Quote from: rtili think mp3 players without screens are stupid in general

>_>
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Post by: lasse on March 16, 2009 08:20 PM
that talking thing would suck dick if youre listening to a song that isnt in english
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Post by: Fuzz on March 17, 2009 12:43 AM
Quote from: lassethat talking thing would suck dick
Period
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Post by: rtil on March 17, 2009 03:52 AM
yeah the voice is just crap in general who would want to listen to that

and don't you usually know what you have in your music library anyway?
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Post by: LordZeebmork on March 17, 2009 11:15 AM
and let's not forget that you can't use headphones that don't suck

fuck apple
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 17, 2009 04:14 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmorkand let's not forget that you can't use headphones that don't suck

fuck apple
I agree with both
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Post by: shittyfurryass on March 17, 2009 07:27 PM
Quote from: FuzzApple tells you what you want.

^^^

apple is outstanding at selling stupid, pointless and gimmicky shit and making everyone believe it is new and innovative technology that they need
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Post by: rtil on March 17, 2009 07:36 PM
the iphone is probably the best example of that
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Post by: billy on March 17, 2009 08:01 PM
Quote from: rtilthe iphone is probably the best example of that
what the iphone needs is a joystick nub and 4 buttons
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Post by: rtil on March 17, 2009 08:02 PM
yesterday they introduced iphone OS 3.0 which features an amazing and revolutionary new feature never seen before: cut & paste
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Post by: LordZeebmork on March 17, 2009 09:44 PM
Quote from: shittyfurryassapple is outstanding at selling stupid, pointless and gimmicky shit and making everyone believe it is new and innovative technology that they need
yeah, them and nintendo

except nintendo doesn't make phones

yet