[size=]HELLO NEWGROUNDS !!![/size]
Portal Defenders is a big piece of shit, polished to look like a gem. The gameplay has been tweaked to be fun for the programmer, who obviously knows all the ins and outs of the game. Sure, you can look at the walkthrough, but then you're a huge faggot, and if you spend more than 10 minutes playing the game, you're investing time into learning a useless game that's no fun. It's like eating a really dry chicken when there is moist chicken all around that you can enjoy right now. The learning curve wouldn't even be acceptable as a console game. It's just plain bullshit and the game takes place in the same goddamn room, fighting against enemies who have longer range than you and instant reaction times, your only option for success is to use tactics that only make sense due to the characters inability to point up and down, or risk getting caught in an infinite combo getting double teamed by either side.
It's pretty good for the internet I guess
It's better than mindchamber's stupid NG Rumble tho that was really gay
yeah it was kinda lame but still I enjoyed it more than ng rumble that was horrible
ugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb
Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).
Quote from: Billyugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb
yeah it seriously caused a downfall of NG (and I thought it wasn't even possible)
Quote from: zNelson24Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).
maybe but mindchamber made it
yeah has mindchamber ever even done anything worthwhile
if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile
Can you put newgrounds on a resume?
Quote from: HammiCan you put newgrounds on a resume?
you can put mcdonalds on a resume
It's pretty good for the internet I guess
i thought it was fun until trying to kill wadolf a couple of times, then it was "okay there's no skill to this game"
this
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspamtheweb.com%2Ful%2Fupload%2F030309%2F75072_Over-Achiever.png&hash=4b7817279924a2e04a6fd9bf559eec8551ff1f02)
reminds me of
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspamtheweb.com%2Ful%2Fupload%2F030309%2F75250_LeaderOfThePack.png&hash=918c174baf260bc7204e07647be68391682e1b57)
hey psi43 you still burning that mindchamber patch i hope you are that would be funny
lmao
The creator of the game wasn't creative enough to come up with a premise that is not basically a cheap attempt to suck up to the site it was posted on.
Is it really that hard to think of original characters and not make a game that is about newgrounds?
There is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers.
It also lacks a password engine, saves or anyway to pick up from where you left off.
I only played one or two levels because it's the same as every other beat em game i played as child anyways.
Quote from: MightydeinThere is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers.
press q
what
Quote from: rtilif you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile
that's not very nice
i love this thread i hope kirbopher posts that would be great
Quote from: anselQuote from: rtilif you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile
that's not very nice
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gonzofixer.com%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fbarrel-o-fun.jpg&hash=d607d1f2e8a35b4eff3dc358047a4fb6ddbcb1bd)
Quote from: TomIt's pretty good for the internet I guess
finally got the game to work btw
it sucked dick
the newspaper at the gameover was a stab at tba too, i take it
omg nonezop fantasy cum troo
WHICH Game Over screen, there's a bunch of 'em.
Quote from: KirbopherWHICH Game Over screen, there's a bunch of 'em.
somethin retarded like
"videogame parodies out, awzimriptor parodies in"
then a pic of rtil and some other fuckers lookin mean
Quote from: rtil(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gonzofixer.com%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fbarrel-o-fun.jpg&hash=d607d1f2e8a35b4eff3dc358047a4fb6ddbcb1bd)
while i disagree with most of the stuff in this thread, this picture made me laugh very hard
your all just jealous because you couldn't kill yourself in the game, while I could.
totem destroyer is the only flash game i need
Quote from: lenkabiscashopping cart hero is the only flash game i need
Quote from: BeliefQuote from: lenkabiscasoulja pig is the only flash game i need
Quote from: BillyQuote from: BeliefQuote from: lenkabiscasoulja pig is the only flash game i ever played
this thread needs a little
10 User(s) are reading this topic (9 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
1 Members: Sashura
ho boy
Quote from: HammiCan you put newgrounds on a resume?
go ahead and do it so whoever looks at it can laugh really hard
"hey bro....i'm popular....on the internet.....hire me?"
Anyone can get a job on the internet.
Even people without the internet.
Eh, I thought it was alright.
I never beat it though. I got bored after a few tries.
It's pretty good considering Luis drew it all with a mouse. But as a game, nothing special.
Quote from: squfarQuote from: MaximusLuis drew it all with a mouse.
he draws everything with a mouse
Still pretty skillful none the less.
pretty good
still some the worst art I have ever bared witness to and a definite scarring upon my being
but pretty good
Hey is the tune from that flash the song from the "Chicago" level in Perfect Dark reversed? Cause that was a very nice song!