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Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: billy on March 4, 2009 01:05 AM
[size=]HELLO NEWGROUNDS !!![/size]

Portal Defenders is a big piece of shit, polished to look like a gem. The gameplay has been tweaked to be fun for the programmer, who obviously knows all the ins and outs of the game. Sure, you can look at the walkthrough, but then you're a huge faggot, and if you spend more than 10 minutes playing the game, you're investing time into learning a useless game that's no fun. It's like eating a really dry chicken when there is moist chicken all around that you can enjoy right now. The learning curve wouldn't even be acceptable as a console game. It's just plain bullshit and the game takes place in the same goddamn room, fighting against enemies who have longer range than you and instant reaction times, your only option for success is to use tactics that only make sense due to the characters inability to point up and down, or risk getting caught in an infinite combo getting double teamed by either side.

It's pretty good for the internet I guess

It's better than mindchamber's stupid NG Rumble tho that was really gay
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: psi43 on March 4, 2009 01:06 AM
yeah it was kinda lame but still I enjoyed it more than ng rumble that was horrible
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: billy on March 4, 2009 01:07 AM
ugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb
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Post by: zNelson24 on March 4, 2009 01:09 AM
Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: psi43 on March 4, 2009 01:13 AM
Quote from: Billyugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb

yeah it seriously caused a downfall of NG (and I thought it wasn't even possible)

Quote from: zNelson24Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).

maybe but mindchamber made it
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: texas on March 4, 2009 01:31 AM
yeah has mindchamber ever even done anything worthwhile
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Post by: rtil on March 4, 2009 01:32 AM
if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile
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Post by: Hammi on March 4, 2009 01:41 AM
Can you put newgrounds on a resume?
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Post by: rtil on March 4, 2009 01:49 AM
Quote from: HammiCan you put newgrounds on a resume?
you can put mcdonalds on a resume
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Post by: fish on March 4, 2009 01:50 AM
It's pretty good for the internet I guess
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Post by: Gmagnum on March 4, 2009 01:55 AM
i thought it was fun until trying to kill wadolf a couple of times, then it was "okay there's no skill to this game"

this
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspamtheweb.com%2Ful%2Fupload%2F030309%2F75072_Over-Achiever.png&hash=4b7817279924a2e04a6fd9bf559eec8551ff1f02)

reminds me of
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspamtheweb.com%2Ful%2Fupload%2F030309%2F75250_LeaderOfThePack.png&hash=918c174baf260bc7204e07647be68391682e1b57)
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Post by: funzop on March 4, 2009 01:58 AM
hey psi43 you still burning that mindchamber patch i hope you are that would be funny






lmao
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Post by: Mightydein on March 4, 2009 02:31 AM
The creator of the game wasn't creative enough to come up with a premise that is not basically a cheap attempt to suck up to the site it was posted on.

Is it really that hard to think of original characters and not make a game that is about newgrounds?


There is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers.

It also lacks a password engine, saves or anyway to pick up from where you left off.

I only played one or two levels because it's the same as every other beat em game i played as child anyways.
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Post by: LordZeebmork on March 4, 2009 02:40 AM
Quote from: MightydeinThere is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers.
press q
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Post by: emanhattan on March 4, 2009 02:42 AM
what
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Post by: ansel on March 4, 2009 02:48 AM
Quote from: rtilif you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile

that's not very nice
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Post by: funzop on March 4, 2009 02:59 AM
i love this thread i hope kirbopher posts that would be great
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Post by: rtil on March 4, 2009 02:59 AM
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: rtilif you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile

that's not very nice
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gonzofixer.com%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fbarrel-o-fun.jpg&hash=d607d1f2e8a35b4eff3dc358047a4fb6ddbcb1bd)
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Post by: f0d on March 4, 2009 04:00 AM
Quote from: TomIt's pretty good for the internet I guess
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Post by: f0d on March 4, 2009 04:05 AM
finally got the game to work btw

it sucked dick

the newspaper at the gameover was a stab at tba too, i take it
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Post by: Kirbopher on March 4, 2009 04:30 AM
omg nonezop fantasy cum troo

WHICH Game Over screen, there's a bunch of 'em.
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Post by: f0d on March 4, 2009 05:00 AM
Quote from: KirbopherWHICH Game Over screen, there's a bunch of 'em.
somethin retarded like

"videogame parodies out, awzimriptor parodies in"
then a pic of rtil and some other fuckers lookin mean
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 4, 2009 07:17 AM
Quote from: rtil(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gonzofixer.com%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fbarrel-o-fun.jpg&hash=d607d1f2e8a35b4eff3dc358047a4fb6ddbcb1bd)


while i disagree with most of the stuff in this thread, this picture made me laugh very hard
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Post by: Greenkitten on March 4, 2009 10:05 AM
your all just jealous because you couldn't kill yourself in the game, while I could.
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Post by: lenko on March 4, 2009 04:00 PM
totem destroyer is the only flash game i need
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Post by: psi43 on March 4, 2009 04:34 PM
Quote from: lenkabiscashopping cart hero is the only flash game i need
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Post by: billy on March 4, 2009 05:47 PM
Quote from: Belief
Quote from: lenkabiscasoulja pig is the only flash game i need
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 4, 2009 06:57 PM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Belief
Quote from: lenkabiscasoulja pig is the only flash game i ever played
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 4, 2009 09:31 PM
this thread needs a little
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Post by: shura on July 5, 2009 05:02 AM
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ho boy
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Post by: lenko on July 5, 2009 07:44 AM
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 5, 2009 10:10 AM
Quote from: HammiCan you put newgrounds on a resume?

go ahead and do it so whoever looks at it can laugh really hard

"hey bro....i'm popular....on the internet.....hire me?"
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: TheMaskedMan on July 6, 2009 01:06 AM
Anyone can get a job on the internet.

Even people without the internet.
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Post by: Maximus on July 7, 2009 03:16 AM
Eh, I thought it was alright.

I never beat it though. I got bored after a few tries.

It's pretty good considering Luis drew it all with a mouse. But as a game, nothing special.
Title: Portal Defenders
Post by: Maximus on July 7, 2009 06:04 AM
Quote from: squfar
Quote from: MaximusLuis drew it all with a mouse.
he draws everything with a mouse

Still pretty skillful none the less.
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Post by: Daveb0t on July 7, 2009 06:50 AM
pretty good
still some the worst art I have ever bared witness to and a definite scarring upon my being
but pretty good
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 7, 2009 08:35 AM
Hey is the tune from that flash the song from the "Chicago" level in Perfect Dark reversed? Cause that was a very nice song!