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Post by: lenko on March 3, 2009 04:08 AM
throw up but i didnet

post your near death expierciences
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Post by: Loathsome on March 3, 2009 04:11 AM
When I was little I got stuck in a snow cave I built far too small. Stupid as I was I went in there, head first. I was in panic and my dad had to pull me out of there.

Today I have claustrophobia. Life's a fucking bitch.
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Post by: lenko on March 3, 2009 04:11 AM
Quote from: LoathsomeWhen I was little I got stuck in a snow cave I built far too small. Stupid as I was I went in there, head first. I was in panic and my dad had to pull me out of there.

Today I have claustrophobia. Life's a fucking bitch.

christ man thats nasty  i hate dem cramps
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Post by: rtil on March 3, 2009 04:46 AM
apparantly when i was very young i almost died from the flu but i don't remember it
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Post by: Gmagnum on March 3, 2009 04:49 AM
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Post by: jebxz on March 3, 2009 04:54 AM
i almost (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F2678%2Fpooped.png&hash=a7b87224f201b2cbf46071dd62d08707014aa8b6) out my liver when i was 10
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Post by: Michelle on March 3, 2009 05:00 AM
i almost fell down an escalator when i was 6

that really traumatized me, i had to count before stepping on there for like the next 5-6 years of my life.
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Post by: BloodyCheery on March 3, 2009 05:04 AM
I've had plenty of near death experiences in my life. DEATH CAN NEVER CLAIM ME!

Mmmm, I guess I'll share one.



On one of my visits to my Dad's, my little brother and I went with our Dad to a golf course. Golf is boring, but I love to drive around in the caddies! Anyway, it was my brother's turn, and he decided to drive around really fast and turn sharply to the left and right. Y'know, just to see me freak out. The biggest mistake that he made was that he SLAMMED on the brakes, and there were NO SEATBELTS in our caddy. I went FLYING HEADFIRST into the fucking dashboard mirror. Luckily it was plastic and didn't break. The only thing I can say about my experience was that I was really pissed off and walked for the rest of the day.  
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Post by: 99 on March 3, 2009 05:08 AM
I used to play around in the storm drains...NOT THE SAME AS THE SEWER!  Me and my friends had mapped out the entire series of cememt tunnels one summer.  We made like and undergorund clubhouse and would play tricks and shit on people above ground, like light their shoelaces on fire.  It was loads of fun.  By the end of the summer, it started to get colder and darker.  One time when we were down there it rained, hard.  We only found out what these drains were for once we saw a 12 foot wall of water rushing down the tunnes and sweeping us off our feet.  It was impossible to swim, i tried to find a handhold above the water, but as i ran my hands on the concrete as i rushed by, the layers of skin on my hands were scraped off...so i just gave up.  It was the weirdest moment of my life, cause i really thought it was time to die, and i just gave up.  As the water flowed more slowly and i remember sinking to the bottom, my head bouncing along on the concrete before i blacked out.  Next moment, i was soaked, lying on the bank of a resevoir, with my friend shane attempting to punch the water out of my lungs.
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Post by: BloodyCheery on March 3, 2009 05:10 AM
Holy shit. That's horrifying, 99!



EDIT:


Okay, I've got another one. This one happened at boot camp. We were in the middle of Marlinspike, which is an event we have to complete in order to pass boot camp. It's basically a test of seamanship knowledge, like line handling, underway and port procedures, man overboard - stuff like that. I was designated to the colors, which is hoisting the flag (whoo). As I'm waiting to hear the announcement for colors, the group next to me was preparing to heave a line out to the pier. This female handling the line accidentally threw it in my direction and the loop of the line went over me. I jumped out the way, yelling "what the FUCK! Aim AWAY from me next time!" (oh how I loved my division) What I didn't realize was that the loop was still around my left ankle. When the second group down at the pier was given orders to heave in the line, the loop tightened arond my ankle and my leg shot up to my waistline. They didn't see what was happening up on the ship, so they kept on heaving in the line. My arms were flailing in the air - trying to grab onto something - and I felt my foot touch a closed chock (here's what it looks like, 'cept ours was smaller than that - http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/20518501.../showimage.html (http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/205185019/Cast_Steel_Panama_Chock_Closed_Chock/showimage.html) ). Let me tell you something...If my leg had gone through that but my body did not, I would have a peg leg right now. If somehow both of my leg had gone through but I had stopped at the waist...not a pretty sight. If I had gone through the damn thing entirely, I would have fallen maybe 12 feet before hitting solid deck (our "water" was just painted on the floor). In pure 100% panic I grabbed ahold of the ship's lifeline and started screaming hysterically for the group at the pier to stop. SOMEHOW they could hear me out of all 88 other people screaming orders to their own group (lucky for me) and my group dropped the line. Scary shit I tell you.    

Oh, and look up what "backlash" means. Pretty gruesome stuff.
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Post by: 99 on March 3, 2009 05:24 AM
Quote from: BloodyCheeryHoly shit. That's horrifying, 99!

Ha, it sure wasn't fun, i'll tell you that!
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Post by: billy on March 3, 2009 11:11 AM
Quote from: rtilapparantly when i was very young i almost died from the flu but i don\\\'t remember it
what a fucking shame

Quote from: 99
Quote from: BloodyCheeryHoly shit. That\\\'s horrifying, 99!

Ha, it sure wasn\\\'t fun, i\\\'ll tell you that!
it sounded like a waterslide how could that possibly not be fun??????

i\\\'ve always been very careful so i\\\'ve never had a near death experience. once a scary dog on a chain in a junkyard barked at me
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Post by: trent bortknob on March 3, 2009 12:34 PM
my dad had a knife collection hanging on the wall one time and there was a wooden desk/bar where you serve drinks kind of thing in front of the wall with the knifes behind it. one day when i was like 9 i was playin with my bros and i hid behind the desk/bar thing and one of my bros bumped into the wall and a knife fell down with the sharp pointy side down right in front of me

i was sorta hiding on my hands and knees so that probably would have killed me or given me some sorta of mental condition had it actually hit me

or at least have hurt and freaked me out
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 3, 2009 02:05 PM
i cut off my own head with a headphone cord
yeah cool times
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 3, 2009 03:04 PM
I've had 3 concusions so far, all before the age of 10
I've encountered icky black people
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Post by: Philip K Dick on March 3, 2009 05:48 PM
i looked @ this thread heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 3, 2009 05:59 PM
I have had no near-death experiences of which to speak
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Post by: billy on March 3, 2009 06:00 PM
oh once i fell off the singset and got a fracture on my arm ow it sure hurt
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Post by: GenTrigger on March 3, 2009 08:18 PM
I've always been careful so not really any amazing near-death stories here.

Just one time I didn't consider rolling down the windows of a car I was sleeping in so in the middle of the night I woke up choking on Carbon monoxide, which was extra shitty because I have asthma.
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Post by: lenko on March 3, 2009 08:23 PM
I really shouldn't make topics when I come home from a night out
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Post by: salutations on March 3, 2009 08:35 PM
lmao its okay i've done it too


my near death experience happened when i was like 8 and i had my tonsils out. they scabbed over and this one day i was in my moms room and for some reason i screamed, and the scab broke and my throat started like, profusely bleeding. It was coming out of my mouth and I was throwing it up. I went to the hospital though and they saved me before i lost too much blood.
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Post by: GRINACE on March 3, 2009 08:39 PM
Almost fell off a 32 story building...
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Post by: creamcorn on March 3, 2009 08:41 PM
i had kidneystones but they dont really kill you
they do hurt alot
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Post by: Crabarms on March 3, 2009 08:59 PM
could of drowned a couple of times.
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Post by: Hammi on March 3, 2009 09:54 PM
ive nearly drowned, nearly got killed in a sideloader accident, nearly got bit to death by dogs, ive fallen down stairs several times and oh my whole body puffed up while i was in pakistan when i ate some medicine pill

it turned out i was allergic to it, and then i mean PUFFED UP until i suffocated (i think my skin was cutting out the whole bodys blood circulation)... i thought i was gonna explode and die until they gave me a needle shot 2 hours later
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Post by: funzop on March 3, 2009 09:57 PM
i had a chest of drawers fall on me as a kid
knocked 4 of my fucken baby teeth out and once i recovered i was pissed cause the tooth fairy couldnt find em
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Post by: mishkamash on March 4, 2009 12:06 AM
one time i fell off a building and landed on my head but im ok
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Post by: 99 on March 4, 2009 11:47 PM
oh yeah....
I also got hit by a car doing about 20, i got knocked into the air and landed on the car's hood.  they were like all, "shit, shit" and slammed on the brakes...which was a dumb thing to do cause i then slid off the roof and flew and landed like ten feet in front of the car.  I was really dazed and was mumbling, but i do remember these college kids get out of the car and run over.  One of them was said something like, "Holy fuck we hit a kid!" the other one laughed really weird like he was high.  So the worried one started crying over what he thought was my dead body and the other was laughing hysterically at the whole situation.  But I got up and started staggering away and the crying guy offered me 300 bucks if i didn't report them to the police for hitting me.  I took the money.  Ha ha.
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Post by: rtil on March 4, 2009 11:53 PM
300 bucks for some scrapes and bruises, nice
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Post by: Flash on March 4, 2009 11:55 PM
wow ryan lmao
your story made me go "ok brb gonna throw myself on front of some cars"


my near-death experiences were falling in a lake when I was five and almost getting hit by cars a lot of times
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Post by: 99 on March 4, 2009 11:57 PM
^ DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
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Post by: Hammi on March 5, 2009 12:15 AM
Quote from: 99oh yeah....
I also got hit by a car doing about 20, i got knocked into the air and landed on the car's hood.  they were like all, "shit, shit" and slammed on the brakes...which was a dumb thing to do cause i then slid off the roof and flew and landed like ten feet in front of the car.  I was really dazed and was mumbling, but i do remember these college kids get out of the car and run over.  One of them was said something like, "Holy fuck we hit a kid!" the other one laughed really weird like he was high.  So the worried one started crying over what he thought was my dead body and the other was laughing hysterically at the whole situation.  But I got up and started staggering away and the crying guy offered me 300 bucks if i didn't report them to the police for hitting me.  I took the money.  Ha ha.

lmfao ahahaha
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Post by: emanhattan on March 5, 2009 12:22 AM
It was 4 am and I was really really drunk coming out of the club so I took my car and like an idiot agreed to take a friend to his house and we crashed into an audi REAL hard, and then a guy that was even drunker than me came out of the audi and started yelling shit.

I didnt get any bruises or anything and my friend was ok too but WOW that was one bad crash. remember not to drink and drive kids!

Funny thing is I found that experience really funny at the moment but it wasnt the next day when my old folks got mad as fuck
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Post by: leone on March 5, 2009 02:44 AM
i got into a fist fight with a kangaroo and her family
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Post by: 99 on March 5, 2009 04:15 AM
^FANTASTIC ADVENTURE
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Post by: ansel on March 5, 2009 04:17 AM
when i was about 3 i got my finger slammed in a car door, got stitches, now it's slightly longer than the one on the other hand

since then things have been pretty uneventful
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Post by: rtil on March 7, 2009 01:53 AM
for some reason this topic was locked and uh yeah i fixed it sorry folks
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Post by: mishkamash on March 8, 2009 08:53 PM
so how about them amazing adventures guys