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Title: The Back Alleys rap album
Post by: Philip K Dick on February 26, 2009 06:42 PM
Attention everyone with a microphone!  SHADOWFOX2 and I have decided to create a rap collaboration album for all the members of the backalleys. Anyone with a mic and who feels comfortable rapping can join. We will create the backing tracks and all you have to do is rap along. AND, if you're not a decent rhymesmith, SHADOWFOX2 is black. He'll pump out some mad rhymes for you in a snap.

Register in this thread.

Tracks:

1. http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/shi...like_a_star.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/shi...like_a_star.mp3)
2. eman
3. lenko
4. mishkamash
5. red mongeese
6. rtil
7. mista scribblam
8. dave
9. grinace
10. http://hlg.furfag.com/(Taylor%20Bortner%20...eally%20Gay.mp3 (http://hlg.furfag.com/(Taylor%20Bortner%20is)%20Really%20Gay.mp3)
11. cool dr money
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Post by: redmongoose on February 26, 2009 07:04 PM
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Post by: Wasim on February 26, 2009 07:06 PM
[size=]WHAT[/size]
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on February 26, 2009 07:09 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
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Post by: rtil on February 26, 2009 07:14 PM
Quote from: J_Seed
Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 26, 2009 07:19 PM
btw state the track you want to do if you want in
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Post by: rtil on February 26, 2009 07:32 PM
6 is a good number yeah 6
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Post by: Kött on February 26, 2009 07:53 PM
Quote from: Roland the RobotSHADOWFOX2 is black. He'll pump out some mad rhymes for you in a snap.
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2F5%2F5d%2FThatsracist.gif&hash=f0d97e15d9c27f6b12cf5ba7e21edc2450a87fa8)
Title: The Back Alleys rap album
Post by: Reed on February 26, 2009 07:58 PM
I wrote a rap and submitted it to ng when i was like 12, it was pretty great i wish i had it somewhere
with my squeaky 'gangster' voice
i migth do something I'll know for sure when I get back from cali
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 26, 2009 08:10 PM
one track should be microsoft sam
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Post by: DrRumack on February 26, 2009 08:35 PM
7
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 26, 2009 08:38 PM
mainly because i want to write something but have no mikrophone
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 26, 2009 08:42 PM
i want the final track

is it alright if i rap and do gay backups that have extreme pitch correction

also i want some gangsta rhymes from da fox
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Post by: lenko on February 26, 2009 09:32 PM
K i\\\'m in

L. Enka Biz-kitt

Also i\\\'ll do track 3 fuck yeah
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Post by: mishkamash on February 26, 2009 09:51 PM
i'll think about this!
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Post by: billy on February 26, 2009 09:53 PM
i will do any of them since i don't know the beat yet so its like who cares which number but uh

edit: 1
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 26, 2009 10:03 PM
we all have to come up with rap names
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Post by: lenko on February 26, 2009 10:11 PM
LenK.O. Bizkit feat. MC Dunkers
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 26, 2009 10:30 PM
I\\\'ll be one of those mexican rappers

Señor Asesino Feat. The Purple Nigga

*Tha
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Post by: LordZeebmork on February 26, 2009 11:39 PM
http://cryptm.org/~nort/noise/Nortaneous%2...n%20Culture.mp3 (http://cryptm.org/~nort/noise/Nortaneous%20-%20American%20Culture.mp3)

too lazy to make anything new so just use that

shit mcnigger feat. bigass bucket a kfc
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on February 26, 2009 11:40 PM
I'll take care of 2 and either 4 or 8...
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Post by: Michelle on February 27, 2009 12:07 AM
cool i wanna hear the final product b

too bad my microphone broke
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Post by: GRINACE on February 27, 2009 12:26 AM
uhh....
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Post by: Frankie on February 27, 2009 12:34 AM
i can't rap for shit.

BUT i can make you a killer beat to rap on
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Post by: GRINACE on February 27, 2009 12:35 AM
im just gonna avoid this topic untill its finished.
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Post by: Kött on February 27, 2009 12:55 AM
lmao
I couldn't do this to anyone
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Post by: Daveb0t on February 27, 2009 01:15 AM
I'll do track number 9!
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Post by: DrRumack on February 27, 2009 01:18 AM
Dr scribb da nigg feat watermelon
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Post by: GRINACE on February 27, 2009 01:57 AM
I guess ill be in track 9, im only doing one verse though.
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 27, 2009 02:04 AM
yo davebot are you serious about entering? otherwise ill have grinace take your spot for 9
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Post by: 99 on February 27, 2009 02:19 AM
this is bound to end up in tears.....

tears of laughter that is!
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Post by: lenko on February 27, 2009 02:37 AM
Quote from: Ryan T.this is bound to end up in tears.....

tears of laughter that is!

oopsie poopsizzle
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 27, 2009 02:38 AM
Quote from: Ryan T.this is bound to end up in tears.....

tears of laughter that is!
i dont want to sound like dick but she really doesnt fit in

of course i didnt either when i joined the ss

i dont want her to turn into a faggot like we all are!!!!! i think she should just leave, not because i dont like her but because its for her own good!
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on February 27, 2009 02:55 AM
you should have seen her emo rant in lenko's nice art thread

its like every terrible myspace girl cliche all rammed into one short rant.
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Post by: emanhattan on February 27, 2009 03:00 AM
Quote from: taylorI\\\'ll be one of those mexican rappers

Señor Asesino Feat. The Purple Nigga

*Tha

Im afraid Ill take that position mister.

I demand to record something for this.



I call 2
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Post by: mishkamash on February 27, 2009 03:18 AM
yeaaaaaaah alright i'll do it
fit me in somewhere i don't care
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on February 27, 2009 04:42 AM
Ok are these supposed to have lyrics already in them?
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 27, 2009 06:02 AM
everyone  writes their own raps\\
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Post by: 99 on February 27, 2009 07:56 AM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Ryan T.this is bound to end up in tears.....

tears of laughter that is!
i dont want to sound like dick but she really doesnt fit in

of course i didnt either when i joined the ss

i dont want her to turn into a faggot like we all are!!!!! i think she should just leave, not because i dont like her but because its for her own good!

i appreciate you concern for my mental state.  but, please realize just because i act differently doesn't mean i can't handle things.  i understand why i might seem, well...a softie or weak.  sometimes it feels nice to be...nice.

And regarding the "thing" on lenkos thread, i was incredible grumpy that night and i apologize.  i really do.
Title: The Back Alleys rap album
Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on February 27, 2009 07:58 AM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2I'll take care of 2
Quote from: emanI call 2


lmao I guess two isn't that big of a deal. I'll take 8 I guess...
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Post by: psi43 on February 27, 2009 12:02 PM
Quote from: Ryan T.
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Ryan T.this is bound to end up in tears.....

tears of laughter that is!
i dont want to sound like dick but she really doesnt fit in

of course i didnt either when i joined the ss

i dont want her to turn into a faggot like we all are!!!!! i think she should just leave, not because i dont like her but because its for her own good!

i appreciate you concern for my mental state.  but, please realize just because i act differently doesn't mean i can't handle things.  i understand why i might seem, well...a softie or weak.  sometimes it feels nice to be...nice.

And regarding the "thing" on lenkos thread, i was incredible grumpy that night and i apologize.  i really do.


no you're not a softie you're just incredibly stupid imo
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Post by: LordZeebmork on February 27, 2009 12:12 PM
shut up

go away

you aren't cynical enough

and new members suck anyway
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on February 27, 2009 01:07 PM
The Trickster Job is now available!
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Post by: Daveb0t on February 27, 2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: Roland the Robotyo davebot are you serious about entering? otherwise ill have grinace take your spot for 9
Grinace takes precedence over me!
but i'll take number 8
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.minorleaguenews.com%2Fgraphics%2Fbaseball%2FGraphics%2F2004PCLHOF%2FEarlRapp.jpg&hash=77524f0aaf6f00e46643dac86b25e87b91fb014c)
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on February 27, 2009 11:14 PM
Ill join
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Post by: LordZeebmork on February 27, 2009 11:18 PM
Quote from: Ryan T.sometimes it feels nice to be...nice.
[size=]blasphemy[/size]
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2009 12:18 AM
anyone who wants to join at this point ill add an extra slot for but i dont expect everyone to finish so expect some final stuff to change
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Post by: mishkamash on February 28, 2009 12:36 AM
um how long do we have
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2009 12:37 AM
you should probably wait til we're done with the backup tracks

contact me on aim if you want yours faster, or if youre going to do your own backup track
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2009 05:07 AM
http://hlg.furfag.com/(Taylor%20Bortner%20...eally%20Gay.mp3 (http://hlg.furfag.com/(Taylor%20Bortner%20is)%20Really%20Gay.mp3)
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 28, 2009 05:09 AM
feat. taylor bortner on guitar
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Post by: billy on February 28, 2009 06:45 AM
yo yo he is gay
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Post by: billy on February 28, 2009 08:58 AM
man my rap is so good so far holy shit i want to share it but alas i must wait for completion because i don't want to spoil the leet
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Post by: billy on February 28, 2009 12:02 PM
little preview http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil...nks_preview.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_preview.mp3)
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Post by: psi43 on February 28, 2009 12:14 PM
Quote from: Billylittle preview http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil...nks_preview.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_preview.mp3)

you just spoiled the leet gg man. Great anyways and hlg yours is great, too.
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 28, 2009 04:45 PM
new rule all raps have to be about someone else being gay

BTW that means your rap CAN just be you saying "yo yo yo j seed is gay yo yo yo j seed is gay"
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2009 04:59 PM
ignore taylor
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Post by: Kött on February 28, 2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: stupid sluthttp://hlg.furfag.com/(Taylor%20Bortner%20...eally%20Gay.mp3 (http://hlg.furfag.com/(Taylor%20Bortner%20is)%20Really%20Gay.mp3)
Ahaha... nice one! I like the guitar playing!
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Post by: GRINACE on February 28, 2009 05:48 PM
yeah i lost that beat that taylor made a long time ago.
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Post by: lenko on February 28, 2009 06:08 PM
Yeah, this is the one and only
Len KO Bizkit, no one-trick pony,
Even from afar you can smell my cologne-y,
I've got CD player and it's made by Sony!

MC Dunkers, take it away
"Yo yo Lenko I just got paid!
I dropped some phat beats for your ass to hear
You may be British but man you ain't queer!"


City of Freetown, it's the place to be
You can drink some fucking beer or herbal tea
It's a cultural land of dudes,
Hippies, muslims, chavs and Jews
And lots more, you know, the place ain't too crude

I don't care if you're boring or fruity,
All I care about is your boobs
And if they're juicy!
Still here, so play it strong
Now get down and suck my dong!

Lick 'em up, Lick 'em down
Lick up upside, downside
Tasting melons all around!

Lick my face
Lick my balls
Lick my ceiling
Lick my walls

Lick my bum
I'll lick yours
Whilst we're shagging on the floor
This ain't gonna last that long
Cos It's such a dirty song
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Post by: Ashington on February 28, 2009 06:11 PM
^ lmao
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Post by: Flash on February 28, 2009 07:41 PM
I can't rap so here are some lyrics

--

yo homies what's up and welcome to the show
dig da phat beat cuz it's the courtesy of a pro
friend or foe? there you go
you betta keep the fucking flow

pop rock bitches full of twitches
might be screaming "oh no!"
and they're right mothafuckas cuz HERE WE FUCKING GO!

mothafucking haters be bitchin'
they got nothin' on singin'
while the music is still kickin'
we'll be wheelin' and dealin'

right from the get-go
cuz unless you're a ho
get up here and start rhymin'
DJ scratchin' beats be flyin'

notes are thoughtful none be spilled
every tap can get you thrilled
this music it ain't damp
needs the biggest fattest amp

[chorus x2]
we entertain we rhyme all day
we don't take no crap
so get your spics right kids
we're the masters of rap

this here is the place
that we all wanna see
it's where the music gets done
so you can listen happily

don't you believe it? can't you feel it?
well then here's some goddamn proof
this right here's the master beat
that's gonna raise da fucking roof

yeah

[chorus x2]
we entertain we rhyme all day
we don't take no crap
so get your spics right kids
we're the masters of rap
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Post by: lenko on February 28, 2009 08:03 PM
Chilling and relaxing and shit like that
I'm drinking Pepsi
And it's making me fat
But I'm not really bothered
'Cos this is where I'm at

I saw this girl walking down the sands
She was carrying her sandles in her hands
And I didn't want to seem like a loner
But I had this massive boner!

Ripping on people without caring
Hello! Magazine just like me swearing
You want some swearing? Here's some!
Shit, piss, bastard, wanker, fuck, cum
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Post by: DrRumack on February 28, 2009 08:26 PM
Motherfucker it's scriblam and I gotta say
Fucking jseed is a noob and even worse he's gay
But enough about that faggot I just want you to know
That motherfucking nonzop aint got nothing to show
All them faggots aint got nothing on me
Im gonna cap their asses and hang em in a tree
Now I know you might be thinking im a gay little bitch
But if dare fucking say it im gonna make you fucking twitch
Im can take all yo lives if I wanna so please
Get the fuck over here and get down on your knees
Now you aint gonna fuck with a Kirby like me
Cuz I got a monster to clobber that there dedede
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Post by: funzop on February 28, 2009 08:36 PM
im not in this rap
so suck my dick
im not gonna record this
so baby do it quick

why would anyone
be that gay
and make a rap about the internet
but whatever, ok
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Post by: Kött on February 28, 2009 08:43 PM
This rap is going to have

Suck my dick
or
J seed is gay

in every second verse...
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Post by: lenko on February 28, 2009 08:51 PM
Fuck you
Fuck you
You fat cunt
Fuck you

^ my best lyrics yet IMO
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 28, 2009 09:21 PM
Quote from: stupid slutignore taylor
i think everyone knows i was joking
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Post by: lenko on February 28, 2009 09:54 PM
rough demo lmao

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/217014 (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/217014)
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 28, 2009 09:57 PM
lenko are you a member of the lonely island
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Post by: funzop on February 28, 2009 10:03 PM
lenko that goes on loop for the rest of my life
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Post by: lenko on February 28, 2009 10:03 PM
Quote from: taylorlenko are you a member of the lonely island

hell yeah motherfucker i'm on a boat

anyways are there any free programs with autotune? like what lil wayne and t-pain use

i'm gonna use it for MC dunkers' parts
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2009 10:18 PM
i can send you autotune vst
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Post by: redmongoose on February 28, 2009 11:50 PM
I'm a Courier New capital M in the color of red
and youre a huge queer if you posted hypothetical lyrics in this thread
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 1, 2009 12:06 AM
PREVIEW:
Theres a cat nigger
and hes fat nigger
on my lap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: salutations on March 1, 2009 12:29 AM
i love the lonely island
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Post by: billy on March 1, 2009 06:23 AM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/shi...like_a_star.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/shining_like_a_star.mp3)
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Post by: Philip K Dick on March 1, 2009 06:35 AM
great opening track
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Post by: psi43 on March 1, 2009 08:39 AM
lmfao the taylor part caught me off guard
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on March 1, 2009 07:49 PM
LMAO nice Billy
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Post by: DrRumack on March 6, 2009 01:45 AM
lmao
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Post by: Philip K Dick on March 6, 2009 01:48 AM
so i guess this will get done eventually
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Post by: DrRumack on March 6, 2009 01:49 AM
yeah that would be cool
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 6, 2009 03:20 AM
Quote from: R~~eventually
being the key word
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Post by: billy on March 6, 2009 04:15 AM
i think mine was so good it scared everyone else off
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Post by: trent bortknob on March 7, 2009 02:25 AM
lmfao billy i just listened to your part

i just got an idea for my part someone send me a beat
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Post by: billy on March 9, 2009 06:43 PM
this is going to be the soulja pig 2 soundtrack btw
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Post by: Philip K Dick on March 9, 2009 06:57 PM
anyone who wants their backup track contact me on aim please
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Post by: Frankie on March 9, 2009 10:21 PM
i wanted to make a backing track for this :<
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Post by: Philip K Dick on March 9, 2009 11:20 PM
do it
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Post by: trent bortknob on March 9, 2009 11:48 PM
hey armon make me a backup track
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Post by: Daveb0t on March 10, 2009 12:45 AM
I need a backup track BECAUSE
I cant ferret my way through fruity loops enough to make a shitty shit
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Post by: GRINACE on March 11, 2009 07:54 PM
I might use this verse http://www.sheezyart.com/art/view/2023862/ (http://www.sheezyart.com/art/view/2023862/)
i mean if i can get a beat.

yes i was bein random if u lisened to it
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Post by: redmongoose on March 13, 2009 06:07 PM
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/130309/50658_jigawhat.mp3 (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/130309/50658_jigawhat.mp3)
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Post by: Philip K Dick on March 13, 2009 06:32 PM
red are you going to rap over that track or do you want me to give it to someone else to rap over
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Post by: GRINACE on March 13, 2009 06:48 PM
I would love to rap on that
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Post by: redmongoose on March 13, 2009 07:18 PM
its for somebody else I just saw that like 7 people were asking for a back track ya'll can decide whos using it I'm going to be busy in the next couple days with music shit but I'll try and have my track for this finished soon
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on March 23, 2009 02:45 PM
I haven't seen anything from armon yet.
I gave him two tracks I threw together in about an hour each 'cause he told me to make something.
Here they are...just in case you haven't made your own...

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Generic_Beat_1.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Generic_Beat_1.mp3)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Generic_Beat_2.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Generic_Beat_2.mp3)

Take your pic
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Post by: GRINACE on March 23, 2009 07:44 PM
i like the 2nd when the trumpets came in

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Post by: emanhattan on March 23, 2009 07:54 PM
lmfao billys one is great
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Post by: DrRumack on March 23, 2009 08:04 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEhttp://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/130309/50658_jigawhat.mp3 (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/130309/50658_jigawhat.mp3)
Ill use this
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Post by: trent bortknob on March 23, 2009 11:42 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/awesome_rap_song.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/awesome_rap_song.mp3)



thank u for the beat shawdow fox
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Post by: GRINACE on March 23, 2009 11:48 PM
that was beautiful
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Post by: mishkamash on March 24, 2009 12:57 AM
taylor if you put this on a single track cd id buy it
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Post by: DrRumack on March 24, 2009 08:33 PM
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/240309/59169_scribrap.mp3 (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/240309/59169_scribrap.mp3)
i ate a bowl of sausage gravy before recording this
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Post by: billy on March 27, 2009 03:33 AM
Quote from: taylorhttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/awesome_rap_song.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/awesome_rap_song.mp3)



thank u for the beat shawdow fox
fuc ku

Quote from: MrScriblamhttp://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/240309/59169_scribrap.mp3 (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/240309/59169_scribrap.mp3)
i ate a bowl of sausage gravy before recording this
you listed like a million people but not me wtf
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Post by: DrRumack on March 27, 2009 05:05 AM
Quote from: Billyyou listed like a million people but not me wtf
sorry broski!!!
i was just rattling names off the top of my head
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Post by: psi43 on March 27, 2009 12:15 PM
lmfao taylor that was fucking amazing

scriblam's sounded like some 13 year old kid that was afraid that his parents could hear him while he was rapping. If that's what you were going for well done!!
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Post by: billy on March 27, 2009 01:22 PM
Quote from: Tim Kretschmerscriblam's sounded like some 13 year old kid that was afraid that his parents could hear him while he was rapping. If that's what you were going for well done!!
lmao
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Post by: DrRumack on March 29, 2009 03:22 AM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Tim Kretschmerscriblam's sounded like some 13 year old kid that was afraid that his parents could hear him while he was rapping. If that's what you were going for well done!!
lmao
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Post by: billy on April 1, 2009 10:51 AM
A lot of people were spreading misinformation and trying to cloud the truth so I decided to lay down the final word

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/The_Final_Word.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/The_Final_Word.mp3)
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on April 1, 2009 11:20 AM
lmao that song was a hilarious start to the day
Armon seems to be taking a leave, so if anyone needs any help or anything, I guess I'll be the guy to go to.
I may be doing something for this as well if whoever's on the list doesn't end up doing anything
Title: The Back Alleys rap album
Post by: psi43 on April 1, 2009 07:42 PM
lmfao billy that was more than amazing

it was


gay
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Post by: Wasim on April 1, 2009 07:50 PM
can i join whkjjdkfd
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Post by: trent bortknob on April 1, 2009 08:18 PM
Quote from: BillyA lot of people were spreading misinformation and trying to cloud the truth so I decided to lay down the final word

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/The_Final_Word.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/The_Final_Word.mp3)
fuk u!
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Post by: billy on April 1, 2009 10:28 PM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: BillyA lot of people were spreading misinformation and trying to cloud the truth so I decided to lay down the final word

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/The_Final_Word.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/The_Final_Word.mp3)
fuk u!
lmfao u got pwned
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 1, 2009 11:00 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/CoolDrRap_sucks.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/CoolDrRap_sucks.mp3)
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on April 1, 2009 11:11 PM
that was nic cdm yeh
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Post by: DrRumack on April 1, 2009 11:15 PM
Quote from: j_seedthat was nic cdm yeh
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Post by: billy on April 1, 2009 11:21 PM
Quote from: j_seedthat was nic cdm yeh
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Post by: trent bortknob on April 2, 2009 01:46 AM
cdm is number one dr money likes ta bath in tha sun
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Post by: billy on April 2, 2009 02:40 AM
Quote from: taylorcdm is number one dr money likes ta bath in tha sun
dont try to change the subject from me pwnin u
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Post by: DrRumack on April 2, 2009 02:46 AM
oh yeah taylor got pwnt by billy
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Post by: Wasim on April 2, 2009 08:33 PM
[size=]CAN I JOIN[/size]
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Post by: DrRumack on April 2, 2009 09:29 PM
no cuz armon is gone forever
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Post by: psi43 on April 2, 2009 09:50 PM
cdm's was the funniest by far

(billy now don't IM me bitching again or this will turn out in a brawl and god will not be on your side  tell you that)
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on April 3, 2009 12:34 AM
Quote from: Wasim[size=]CAN I JOIN[/size]

[size=]Yes[/size]
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Post by: billy on April 3, 2009 09:06 AM
Quote from: Tim Kretschmercdm's was the funniest by far

(billy now don't IM me bitching again or this will turn out in a brawl and god will not be on your side  tell you that)
gods on ur side? i'm alrite w/ dat

cuz i'll reload my clip and come right back
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Post by: psi43 on April 4, 2009 02:03 AM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Tim Kretschmercdm's was the funniest by far

(billy now don't IM me bitching again or this will turn out in a brawl and god will not be on your side  tell you that)
gods on ur side? i'm alrite w/ dat

cuz i'll reload my clip and come right back

wow you sure are an eminem
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Post by: Wasim on April 11, 2009 11:44 PM
i heard from a source that redmongoose gives out the beats

well redm gimme what you got which i could rap to
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Post by: Wasim on May 23, 2009 05:09 PM
hey who wants to collaborate with me for the tba rap album? we could make a little group like nwa, geto boys, wu tang yaknowhatimsayingsosdhjfhj

im one of the emcees with the melodies so please
im just trying to recruit and loot some rappers that can fap us
this group will created and is originated and of course full of hated and underrated or probably overrated faggotry mind orientated dicks
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Post by: Wasim on May 23, 2009 10:12 PM
thats right everybody i have recruited the best of the best

lenko (Great Rapper LenkaZuka) the lyrical masta that he is and the gangsta rapper LordZeebMork (Zeeb, Zeebmork, Tha Mork Marker, Lord, Tha Lord) and the of course the wackiest emcee Wacky Wasim

by our powers combined we are

GhettoSide BlingFuck

our upcoming song is: Straight Outta BackAlleys
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Post by: Wasim on May 23, 2009 10:30 PM
GhettoSide BlingFuck was a highly influential hip hop group composed of Grandwizard Wacky Wasim, Great Rapper LenkaZuka and Zeeb (LordZeebMork). In 2014, they became the second rap group to ever be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Hailing from TheBackAlleys, Internet, the group is generally considered to be one of the most influential and innovative groups in the hip hop genre. During hip hop's so-called golden age of the mid-1980s to the early 90s, the group was almost universally regarded as the premier controversial rap group in hip hop. The three had a potent chemistry and each represented the height of innovation in their respective roles: Lenko was the master lyricist, an innovative talent who pushed the art of hip hop lyricism to new creative heights with his use of internal rhyme, sophisticated metaphors, and with a methodical-yet-effortless delivery; the group's beats built on the hard-hitting sound of Billy and CDM. by adding REDMONGOOSE samples, LordZeebMork's vocal style was marked by his youthful, high-pitched voice and his lyrics focusing on the elements of trolling board life such as spams, trolls, relations between thebackalleys and the mods, and sexual activity.
{GrandWizard|} Wacky Wasim is just a faggot

Though the group never had much success on the charts, GhettoSide BlingFuck are commonly considered one of the greatest hip hop acts of all time. Lenko, because of his innovation, influence, historical importance, and tremendous skill is often considered by many fans and critics to be the greatest MC of all time.

TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Post by: LordZeebmork on May 23, 2009 10:35 PM
Quote from: WasimLordZeebMork's vocal style was marked by his youthful, high-pitched voice
well you've obviously never heard my voice!!

whenever I record my voice for a flash or whatever I either pitch it up a fuckton or pitch it down a fuckton so eurhh

also lmfao this is great
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Post by: Wasim on May 23, 2009 11:56 PM
HISTORY

Newgrounds-based former BBS regular GrandWizard Wack E Wasim(former street beatboxer) began Useless Records with Lord Zeeb Mork. Useless Records released GhettoSide BlingFuck in 1984 with Faggotry Records. GSBF was still in its developing stages, and only credited on four of the eleven tracks, notably the uncharacteristic hardcore gangsta hip hop record "Spam Tha Place", "Fuck Buck", and "KillerDick", which first brought together LordZeebMork, Great Rapper LenkaZutaka and Wack E Wasim.

STRAIGHT OUTTA BACKALLEYS

GhettoSide BlingFuck released Straight Outta BackAlleys in 1986. With its famous opening salvo of three songs, the group reflected the rising troll of the olskoo spam sites. "Straight Outta BackAlleys" introduced the group; "Fuck tha Newgrounds" protested NG brutality and "Awesome"profiling, and "Spamma, Spamma" painted the worldview of the inner-city youth. While the group was later credited with pioneering the complex of hardcore gangsta rap.

REDMONGOOSE and DJ Wacko , as GayPoweredProductions, composed the beats for each song, with E making occasional rapping appearances. Lenka and Wasim wrote the lyrics. "Fuck tha Newgrounds", perhaps the group's most notorious song, brought them into conflict with various site enforcement agencies. Straight Outta BackAlleys was also one of the first albums to adhere to the new Parental Advisory label scheme, then in its early stages: the now-iconic label then only consisted of "WARNING: Moderate impact coarse language and/or themes". However, the taboo nature of GSBF music was the greatest part of its mass appeal. The media coverage compensated for GSBF virtual lack of airplay and their album eventually went double platinum.

One month after Straight Outta BackAlleys, Great Rapper LenkaZuka's solo debut was released. "The Greatest" was dominated by Lenka's persona - Wack E Wasim, appearing on two songs, was the only guest rapper - but behind the scenes it was a group effort. Music was handled by REDM and DJ E, and the lyrics were largely written by Lenka and Wack E Wasim, with contributions from LordZeebMork (for example some legendary fart samples). The album was another platinum success for Useless.

THE END OF GSBF

1992's "The Troll Patroll" would be the group's final album. After Wack E Wasim departure from Useless for TheSnobAlleysRow Records, in which Lenka was allegedly coerced into signing away their contracts (while however retaining a portion of their publishing rights), a bitter rivalry ensued. Wack E Wasim began the exchange with SnobAlley's first release, 1992's "My PayDay", and its accompanying video featured a character named Suck Rapper LenkaMuthaFucka who ran around desperately trying to create some great topics. The insults continued on the album of Great Rapper LenkaZutaka "The Zutaka" with "Wack E more like Suck E". Wack E Wasim responded in 1993 with songs such as Fuck (Lenka), Fuck Lenka Again, Lenka is Gay and the tracks "Real GhettoBling Fucking G's" and "L E N K A".

After the release of pioneer gangsta rapper and former GSBF member ZeebMork later officialy said that the feud between Wack E Wasim and LenkaZutaka was over and he also said perkele exactly 24284 times. The group had a long during rap career and is still one of the most influential rap groups of all time. (1983-1996)

LEGACY

Zeebmork released a self-titled solo album in the mid-1980s on an independent label, it is now out of print. The legal issues continued to delay Lenka's solo career, but he finally released Guess Who's Back in 1997 to critical acclaim and unexpected commercial success. His follow-up, 1999s Tha Masta. By the turn of the millennium, Zeeb was pursuing other business interests outside of music. Lenka signed with REDMONGOOSE's Aftermath label in 2000, with the hopes of releasing an album pairing the legendary MC with the legendary producer. But, due to creative differences, the album never materialized. Since then, Lenka has been working on a new project, tentatively-titled The Best Of The Best. While he hasn't released an official album (keeping with his enigmatic persona); Lenka has made notable guest appearances with numerous other artists like CoolDrMoney, Billy, THE RTIL, Anigen 5 and Soulja Boy and more.

TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN
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Post by: LordZeebmork on May 24, 2009 12:51 AM
lmfao

also I still want to record that killerdoll thing

mostly because I can't rap unless I do it in a really retarded voice
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Post by: trent bortknob on May 24, 2009 03:53 AM
ghettoside bling fuck went on hiatus in 1834 when wasim died of breast cancer at the young age of 16, eventually breaking up in 1953. then in 2045 zeebmork and lenkabiscuit or whatever decided to get the group back together again with wasim's great great great great great great great grandson, wasim jr. this new group quickly hit the studio and released their new album "we are a bunch of faggots" in 1624. then, the group disbanded once again when zeebmork was shot down by a rival gang at the fairly old age of -467. the end then lenkanabisco died of breast cancer before he was born in 2001 the end
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Post by: Wasim on May 24, 2009 01:05 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmorklmfao

also I still want to record that killerdoll thing

mostly because I can't rap unless I do it in a really retarded voice

yeah you can still do that but you also have to do that other thing  

also taylor that's  
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Post by: Wasim on May 24, 2009 02:32 PM
Great Rapper LenkaZutaka

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scratchlive.net%2Fimages%2Fdjs%2Fafrika%2520bambaataa.jpg&hash=cb83212c05200671300110d5e80a571fcfe079b9)

GrandWizard Wack E Wasim

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_drUMJ9HF-tQ%2FSOTiciV2jxI%2FAAAAAAAAD1I%2F_sealbugIC0%2Fs400%2FKool%2520Moe%2520Dee.jpg&hash=f17dd1f12196e60822f4e106b75ba7dd7998c852)

Lord Zeeb Mork

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.offtheblockent.com%2FBig%2520Pun.jpg&hash=6f3e7c415d8351b128a46b5632688b7a2c7246b2)
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Post by: creamcorn on May 24, 2009 05:49 PM
ahahahahahhahaaa
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Post by: billy on May 24, 2009 06:05 PM
u want a shot at the title?

me and cdm will be waiting for u at the top
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Post by: Wasim on May 24, 2009 07:02 PM
Quote from: Billyu want a shot at the title?

me and cdm will be waiting for u at the top

haha you just want me in a photo
because you want to go with the flow as i go solo
while im also eating a marshmellow and saying hello
i guess you know that you just wanna throw some snow
at me while im earning some dough twenty fo' seven yo
this rhyme is ridiculous you can call me delirious but im never serious
so i dont care why you dont just brush my hair?
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Post by: trent bortknob on May 25, 2009 12:20 AM
^ man that was some of the worst rapping i'v eever seen no wonder you guys broke up two hundred years ago
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Post by: lenko on May 25, 2009 12:39 AM
fuck you taylor you girly pile of hipster garbage
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Post by: trent bortknob on May 25, 2009 02:03 AM
that may be true but at least im not a brit!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: lenko on May 25, 2009 06:01 PM
Quote from: taylorthat may be true but at least im not a brit!!!!!!!!!

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogkindle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fshocked.jpg&hash=eeb911acc13ed17b92391ea40ec3e99745573891)
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Post by: Flash on May 25, 2009 07:31 PM
Quote from: lenkabisca(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogkindle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fshocked.jpg&hash=eeb911acc13ed17b92391ea40ec3e99745573891)

the teeth aren't showing
pretty convenient!!!
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Post by: ansel on May 25, 2009 09:09 PM
Quote from: Flash
Quote from: lenkabisca(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogkindle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fshocked.jpg&hash=eeb911acc13ed17b92391ea40ec3e99745573891)

the teeth aren't showing
pretty convenient!!!

oh god lmfaooooooo
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Post by: redmongoose on May 26, 2009 05:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjWf_C5cTo
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Post by: billy on May 26, 2009 07:06 AM
nice lip sync
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Post by: redmongoose on May 26, 2009 05:48 PM
putting billy on ignore is the best decision I've made yet
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Post by: Wasim on May 26, 2009 10:34 PM
MOTHERFUCKER has a cool motherfucking avatar, motherfuckingfucker
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Post by: trent bortknob on May 26, 2009 11:49 PM
thats actually a pretty catchy song w/ good rapping and lyrics you should put it on the album
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Post by: billy on May 27, 2009 04:00 AM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEputting billy on ignore is the best decision I've made yet
jeez man ur hurting my feelings

i respect you man but you're being uncool sayin stuff like that
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Post by: LordZeebmork on May 27, 2009 09:37 AM
HERE IS MY EXCELLENT RAP

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Post by: Mad Meat on May 27, 2009 04:10 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmorklmfao

also I still want to record that killerdoll thing

mostly because I can't rap unless I do it in a really retarded voice
WHAT?????
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Post by: Wasim on May 27, 2009 04:38 PM
killerdoll.. you'll see for yourself
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Post by: Wasim on May 31, 2009 05:28 PM
my contribution

http://www.2shared.com/file/6030362/b58a08...sim_-_Yeah.html (http://www.2shared.com/file/6030362/b58a083e/GrandWizard_Wack_E_Wasim_-_Yeah.html)
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Post by: billy on May 31, 2009 06:59 PM
2shared.com + wav

+buzzing sound in the song the whole time

+the song sucks and you say uh yeah a million times

and that\\\'s all you say
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Post by: creamcorn on May 31, 2009 07:18 PM
lmao
hey maybe thats why the song is called yeah ?