fire away guys!
example
Quote from: lenkabiscathis fat blonde kid tried pulling off a kamehameha/hadouken at my old school
the guy he was 'fighting' sorta fell back to humour him
and fat blonde kid is all "do i really have some kind of power?" and then everyone laughed the end
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there's a really geeky guy in my class that I'm pretty sure is a pyromaniac
he was my partner in the laboratory for the whole year and he kept mumbling shit like "fire, fire!", trying to be funny
there's this enormous kid who pretend sword fights in my biology class in the middle of class holy fuck
There was this one tall and oily kid who was in alot of my classes. I could write chapters about him.
He had a monotone voice, whenever he talked in class he would go on and on, he would reference obscure shit like Warcraft novels in his arguements, his dad looked like the leader of a biker gang, and he was insanely awkward in social settings.
On top of all that he now looks more like his dad, and so he looks alot like a hobo.
There is this strange computer genius guy who goes to 4chan and plays WoW during class, because for some reason my school allows kids to bring their laptops. Hes loud, annoying and once screamed "ANONYMOUS IS LEEGION THE INTERNET IS ANONYMOUS."
In another class, it was sorta the same thing, except not as loud, but even more creepier. He also said he gets off to like, guro and shit.
In another class is a fat blond chick who wears naruto clothing all the time and talks about getting corsets and tatoos and peircings.
This is in my PE class, so she falls ALL the time, its sad. She hangs out with this kid that TRIES to be hardcore pyromaniac smoker goth kid, but he tries too hard and says really lame shit to sound all deep.
There's only one kid who stood out from the moment I got into college.
He's a black goth kid named James who walks around with an umbrella during a sunny day.
Kid can dance though...
aaah. where do I start.
I used to have a REALLY fat,baby faced spanish peer that couldnt stop stuttering. he was LOADS and loads of fun.
He used to eat ALL the shit they gave us to eat at the cafeteria, and asked for everyone that wouldnt end his meal.
He once tried to open a door and shouted "We are locked, WE ARE LOCKED AHGAHAAA ". And he pushed it with all his might like a million times. then one of my firends opened the door and the fat guy realized it opened the other way XD.
Oh and after we got out he pretended he was just kidding about the door thing so that made it extra fun.
Want more? High school was such a freakshow.
There was this kid who used to pretend he was an animal, a different animal for each day. Like, he'd bark at people and quack and shit. Closet furry or just batshit insane? Because he was obviously pretty fucked up he had the protection of the teachers and one day the little fucker told my friend to get a haircut so I said "Fuck off you shitbag" and he ran away crying and I got told off. He had a little sister, whom hilariously got into a similar situation with my own little sister, who was a couple years below me.
There was this kid with a military haircut, we called him 'kolonel klump' and he tried to wrestle everyone. One day my friend louis decided to give him a hug in front of everyone and he got REALLY pissed off and lashed out hahaha
there were some really dorky kids in college who i used to laugh at in the cafeteria (not in a mean way, just snide snickers to my friends) it turned out that they liked my flash stuff so I'll let them off
OH HERE'S THE BEST ONE. The lord of darkness, at my college. ('college' in england is basically the equivalent of you guys' last two years of high school, it lasts two years from 16-18, and we just get drunk and fuck each other, university is where we go after that)
This guy came to college, and paraded round town, in this gear:
-A longass matrix trenchcoat
-A fake sword
-A makeshift crossbow
-A Van Helsing Hat
-CHAINMAIL
and other hilarious things!
I'm gonna have to get to my buds on msn and see if i can remember more.
Today a kid in my CSN class saw me chewing gum so he came up to me and said 'I can has gum?'
I think he frequents facepunch or whatever it's called but he's still cool
infact I think I've heard everyone say some 4chan meme at least once
Quote from: systekToday a kid in my CSN class saw me chewing gum so he came up to me and said 'I can has gum?'
I think he frequents facepunch or whatever it's called but he's still cool
infact I think I've heard everyone say some 4chan meme at least once
What ill seed has been sown, what deed have we done to deserve this?
this kid named joel is some kind of "computer wiz"
but broke more computers then fixed.
He randomly makes it in effort to say 4chan shit.(such as wanting to bring a boom box in school
and play gay shit(chocolate rain) just because of some game he played)
Never stops talking about battlefield and dog tags.
His computer in school got some virus and the ad's had porn and shit so he almost cried because kids
asked "how was miss November".
He's obsessed with some guy named john, which he named his email after...
Every kid from my high school. Actually, all high school kids in general. Ugh.
In 9th grade i knew this girl in my gym class who actually thought she was pikachu. the teachers would ask her name and she would be like "MY NAME IS PIKACHUUU!!!! PIKA PIKA!!"
i also knew this really fat goth kid who was like the stereotypical emo myspace hot-topic my chemical romance kind of guy. he wore TONS of makeup and was obssessed with inuyasha and came to school wearing all black and chains and shit. and when he danced DDR, he would close his eyes and hold out his arms before the music started like he was in some sort of trance. and he was in love with slipknot and sephiroth D:
We had a whole section just for handicapped people on high school. Thats right, we literally saw retards every day running around as if they were seeing pink elephants.
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okay I used to be in special ed because apparently hating stupid people is a mental illness or some bullshit like that so I\\\'m not even going to bother listing the drooling retards (literally) there!! although one of my teachers was a neo-nazi and he always tried to insult the jewish kids. and one of the jewish kids was gay for hitler or something.
anyway, my high school is a fucking freakshow and all the retards are popular. there\\\'s some stupid chick who wears a trenchcoat every day, attacks people for no reason, and talks endlessly about obscure bits of japanese history. she also dyed her hair blue.
then there\\\'s a black guy who never talks about anything except how he wants to be a crack-dealing hobo when he grows up. he showed up to school in a miniskirt once.
and a creepy kid who\\\'s like four feet tall, watches nickelodeon shit constantly, and sings "they\\\'re coming to take me away", the free credit report song, and theme songs from shitty shows like ben 10, and an asian kid who is even shorter, calls everyone fat, and tries to convince people that he\\\'s jesus.
and, of course, an endless pile of fat ugly black bitches who smell like rotting fried chicken and wear tight neon pink pants. why the fuck are they allowed to live?
Quote from: GmagnumI seriously want to know where you guys go to highschool because my school is the most boring thing ever, the most goth kid we have at my school is just one kid who wears a black shirt everyday
lucky bastard. you go to private school or something?
also that reminds me, there was a black goth kid with a spic mustache in my guitar class last year. he wore chains and carried a fruits basket manpurse.
There's this amoeba of a kid who's all pale and gelatinous... He likes to stare at people with a smile that goes from ear to ear and a look on his face like, "I'm going to eat you". And don't get me started on his freaky, high pitched laugh. He likes to follow me around and such.
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there was a kid with (real) Asperger's that used to go to my school
he dropped out sophomore year because people kept making fun of him
then he came back like a month later only he was really fucking fat and people didnt even know who he was at first
then he dropped out again
I've seen this fat guy in a matrix-esque looking out fit with sunglasses in doors in my school.
We have a healthy dose of those guys who try to act cool but end up looking like huge faggots.
And one dude who believes dragons are real and continually brags how he hasn't traced a drawing since he was 4. That he such a great artist, that he sells his drawings.
Quote from: FrozenSheepI've seen this fat guy in a matrix-esque looking out fit with sunglasses in doors in my school.
We have a healthy dose of those guys who try to act cool but end up looking like huge faggots.
Thats how I imagine a LOT of newgrounds' audience as looking like
Alongside spikey-haired halo-playing mountain dew guzzling 12 year olds who laugh at stuff like Disaster Movie
where the fuck do you guys go to school holy shit
then again, i go to probably the smallest whitest school in the entire state. fun fact: the entire senior high has about 150 kids in it
i thought this was gonna be a thread about how we embarass kids at school
nevermind
Quote from: anselwhere the fuck do you guys go to school holy shit
then again, i go to probably the smallest whitest school in the entire state. fun fact: the entire senior high has about 150 kids in it
my graduating class had 34 students in it!
Quote from: LordZeebmorkokay I used to be in special ed
well it would seem like i'm not the only one in this forum with sped experience
There's this one guy in my psychology class who constantly butts into conversations and awkwardly hugs my lady friends. He brags about wanting to become a serial killer and sings this annoying song about asphyxiating people that is more repetitive and embarrassing than it is creepy.
He forces people into handshakes and I never thought much of it and just avoided his handshakes so he wouldn't get the false impression that we're friends or anything but my cousin told me that he masturbates in the middle of class and after asking around a bit I found out that this was a well known fact, so I now avoid any physical contact from him like he has the plague.
I hate this guy a lot and the shitty thing is that he hangs around the same people I hang out with, none of them like him but none of us have the backbone to tell him to go away.
Quote from: lenkabiscaAlongside spikey-haired halo-playing mountain dew guzzling 12 year olds who laugh at stuff like Disaster Movie
Its weird to see those 12 year olds grown up. Seeing them as seniors and such, still acting like such faggots.
I don't know what to do when they try to talk to me. I just try to be polite.
kids who sing metal during class hoping desperately someone will hear them and think they are cool.
same kids also consider themselves connoisseurs of internet humor and make this (http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png) face during real conversation
Fat girls, like every one is attracted to me and they drive off any one remotely fuckable...
Quote from: shitturtlesame kids also consider themselves connoisseurs of internet humor and make this (http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png) face during real conversation
Dear lord
haha theres this guy at my old school who always
every fat girl thinks im hot
its not cool!!!
the weirdest kids i know are like some weird girl that wears a pikachu shirt everyday and has a hard time speaking (i think she has a speech impediment), this guy named paul who wears the exact same old navy hoodie everyday and smells like he hasnt showered in a few months, and this guy named shane who pretends to be gay so that he fuck girls and it works. the only problem with his plan is that he\\\'s such a douchebag that nobody hangs out with him except girls
my school isnt that weird really i barely have any really weird kids
i DO have a lot of really stupid people though
but at least i dont have nearly as many "ghetto" kids here as i did back in texas
OH wait there is also this girl that wears a fox tail everyday and says that she\\\'s bi. she also draws nothing but dragons
Quote from: FrozenSheepI've seen this fat guy in a matrix-esque looking out fit with sunglasses in doors in my school.
i had a stalker that was exactly like that! i think i awkwardly gave him a compliment one time out of sheer pity, and the next thing i knew, i was being stalked hardcore.
Quote from: Gmagnumno just the richest whitest public school you'll ever see
damn, still better than my school
my entire school district is run by black supremacists. there was a black guy in the media center at my school who started talking about how he wanted to kill his math teacher because she was white and white people should be killed. then he started talking about how he was going to do it. like stab her with a pencil or something. the media center was full of teachers, administrators, and other assorted bureaucratic shits who could definitely hear him and they didn't do anything.
then the principal expelled five white kids for no reason and broke several federal laws in doing so.
also, my school currently has like 3000 people
living near DC sucks dick
also there was a mexican guy in 8th grade who followed me around with a video camera what the fuck
and a fat mexican chick who like stalked me or something earlier this year uhh
and a generic deviantart fangirl who masturbates furiously to anything japanese, and I think she's a PETA freak also. which wouldn't be that pathetic ordinarily, but she's apparently the spawn of some high-ranking local politician.
of course anyone else in my school would probably mention me in this thread because I pretty much troll the fuck out of my school!! like I used to carry the communist manifesto around in my backpack and hit people with it. and everyone thinks I'm gay and I like that stupid fucking trenchcoat bitch that I mentioned somewhere on page one. even though it seems to me that it wouldn't be possible to be both of those things at once! but I'm pretty sure most high school kids have no capacity for rational thought
Quote from: taylorevery fat girl thinks im hot
its not cool!!!
I feel your pain
Quote from: shitturtlekids who sing metal during class hoping desperately someone will hear them and think they are cool.
same kids also consider themselves connoisseurs of internet humor and make this (http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png) face during real conversation
Oh for fucks sake
I am so glad I got out of high school before 4chan 'got big'
That said i hear people scream 'over 9000' at each other in uni and shit like that ARGHHH
4chan + living in a country where everyone speaks english = shit
Quote from: LordZeebmorkand everyone thinks I'm gay
welcome 2 the club!!!!!
nah not really only the faggot "ghetto" kids think im gay
but i dont give a shit what they think because here they're the minority
Quote from: eman4chan + living in a country where everyone speaks english = shit
Being in a place where everyone takes english classes and yet refuses to speak english is much worse
Quote from: taylornah not really only the faggot "ghetto" kids think im gay
but i dont give a shit what they think because here they're the minority
my school is full of faggot ghetto kids
and pretty much everyone who isn't a braindead ghetto fucktard is a myspace-whoring mtv freak
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drama drama drama
everywhere in my school is drama
yeah I'm not planning on finishing high school
if I'm not in college next year I'll be in private school, but even then I'll graduate in a year since there's no way in hell I'm spending two more years (I'm in 10th grade now) in high school
oh
also there's a girl who sits next to me and does nothing but read harry potter fanfiction
i think she's obsessed with hp
Quote from: SashuraQuote from: FrozenSheepI've seen this fat guy in a matrix-esque looking out fit with sunglasses in doors in my school.
i had a stalker that was exactly like that! i think i awkwardly gave him a compliment one time out of sheer pity, and the next thing i knew, i was being stalked hardcore.
"You look like a young keanu reeves"
haha
theres no one particularly embarrassing at my school now because its so selective they make sure not to accept embarrassing students
in high school i was friends with this really embarrassing kid though, he had a huge head and bug eyes. the mexicans in PE nicknamed him "pumpkin head" and "ET"
at first he would act annoying to match up with his appearance. hes much more chill to hang out with now though
Quote from: taylorOH wait there is also this girl that wears a fox tail everyday and says that she's bi. she also draws nothing but dragons
this
i forgot this girl at my school, but she only draws exceedingly mediocre fairies and dragons and refuses to take any variety of artistic criticism. even when it's obviously correct, she blows it off and says THAT'S JUST HOW I DRAW. she never does any sketching beforehand and so her fairies are all disproportionate huge-headed anime fucks. oh also she's applying to the same art school i am for next year, so TWO MORE YEARS OF FUN
dude i could do on and on
everyone in all of my cs classes are intolerable faggots who shout shitty programming jokes in the middle of class and expect the professor to laugh
the professor always just gives them a "you're retarded" look for a moment and then continue
fork when fork
LMFAO
Quote from: anselalso she's applying to the same art school i am for next year
Maybe she wont get in
Quote from: bugQuote from: MishkaMashfire away guys!
exampleQuote from: lenkabiscathis fat blonde kid tried pulling off a kamehameha/hadouken at my old school
the guy he was 'fighting' sorta fell back to humour him
and fat blonde kid is all "do i really have some kind of power?" and then everyone laughed the end
it doesnt get gayer than this
lmao there once was a kid in my class that was always trying to act cool. Not the normal cool, anime cool. I made fun of him sooooo incredibly much and I thought he was the kind of guy who'd go to school with guns etc. but I was wrong I guess. The best comeback he could come up with was "you should burn in the fires of azeroth" or something it was so hilarious. He also wrote a "book" and gave the first chapter to some of our teachers. One of these teachers (who is my favorite teacher ever btw) said "Wow hey Kim are you retarded or something? I mean you wrote about cutting off the skullcap of someone else it's really sick. ", and that teacher said that in class, aloud. Everyone was laughing and soon making fun of Kim (that's the guy's name. Yes a GUY named KIM).
Oh well he's not in my class anymore but on my school, I saw him a while ago and he asked me "hey what's up? How's it going?" I was like "Im super perfect cause you faggot aren't in my class anymore" and he ran away without a real reason. I mean he ran really really quickly and I have no idea why.
His brother is super social and cool though which is EXTREMELY weird. Kim is really unsocial.
my chinese class is full of weabos
im pretty sure two of them are gay
but that's way too normal for this thread carry on
Quote from: Billyeveryone in all of my cs classes are intolerable faggots who shout shitty programming jokes in the middle of class and expect the professor to laugh
the professor always just gives them a "you're retarded" look for a moment and then continue
my ap cs class was full of braindead nigs who were only in the class because the teacher was a black supremacist
they always came into class like half an hour late and go on da youtubez and look up news about their favorite celehwriiezzzz
yo nigga loog@ diz huhuhuhuhuhu brinny speez dun showed ha tit nigga