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To be fair, the animation I thought wasn't horrible.
Still.
Pokeporn.

if richard williams animated this it would still be not funny.

somehow i watched the whole thing

also lmao @ the author comments

Yeah Richie's has already transformed various folks into furries with his segment, good lawd.

Not expecting you guys to find any amusement in the humor, but if at the very least you guys like how the animation turned out, that's plenty enough for me.

some of it was good

some of it was bad

some of it was pokeporn

LMAO the headline.

i really liked the kirby parts and i will "like" the pokemon parts later

Well animated and fun to watch (most of it). nothing hateworthy.

Well, I hated it. Watching it was fucking blood curdling. Also wth something I named $00pah NiN10Doh! must have been removed.

i mean hey, i wanted to kill myself

i'm not sure if pikanjo or lf made the diddy kong one, but that one was so bad jesus christ

Edit: it was legendary frog, big surprise. kirb i'm holding you responsible for giving him an opportunity to pollute the 1s and 0s of the beep boop computer scene

The Kirby parts were fucking awesome

The Starfox ones were alright, I liked the animation best in those

The Mario Party thing at the beginning was pretty funny

LegendaryFrog's parts sucked

Pikanjos' Pokemon furry thing was fucking awful

Dunk Hunt was great

And that all I can remember I think!!

Oh the egoraptor-ish snake at the end was very  

I dunno what score i'd give it so i aint gonna review it.

"Awesome"
by: darkboygv
date: 13 minutes ago

You all really did a good job. I laughed a lot in the scene were the guy couldn't press stop to see the porn. hahahahahaha.

Finally, I saw a video were someone gave a good punishment to that "fucking dog" of the NES. HAHAHAHAHA

Make a game or a video with the more scenes of the "Pokemon Snapshot XXX"
I really be happy with that. O.O

:-/

Huge, gay rant. You have been warned.

QuoteScore: 1
"Shit."
by: FlashFirer
date: A few seconds ago
"This collab is NOT intended to be the most original, the most creative, hell not even the most "funny" thing in the world." protip: "funniest"

You can't just start shit like this thinking it's already gonna blow. That sort of attitude is just pathetic, and odds are, it's just a lie: you realized what you made was shit and typed in this awful excuse afterwards.

The preloader was a fucking marketing ploy, and a badly drawn one at that. Oh, look, tits. You can even hit the preloader button on the menu to get an alternate angle while you're fapping! w00t
The animation was good, but the jokes were fucking terrible and the voice acting was lame. Whenever there was hope of laughing at least a little bit, uneccessary and predictable dialogue was shouted at an incredibly fast speed. Keep it simple, learn how to write!

I only chuckled at the Game & Watch part (since even the Tetris bit had its charm ruined by the predictable ending). It was simple and wasn't overplayed like the rest.

The best animation was used to make a movie about Pokémon pornography. Fuck you, Richie, maybe you could have made that a joke, but you obviously didn't want to.
I don't even need to talk about LegendaryFrog, he's just awful. Go back to 2004.

I can't recognise the animation style of anyone else, because I'm not familiar with most of these artists, but apparently you can't write a decent script to save your lives.

What you don't realize about video game parodies is that they don't get flak for BEING video game parodies: they get criticized because they are awful shit like this. Thanks for the ultimate example of what a smart, funny, talented, starting animator like many people in this site should not do - but will end up doing, anyway.

Sorry if I wasn't polite, but I just learned that sorta shit doesn't matter when the author is a fag, and I don't really know whether you guys are dumbasses or not (although I know there is at least one FURfag among you).

No users have weighed in on this review.

Quote from: lenkabisca"Awesome"
by: darkboygv
date: 13 minutes ago

You all really did a good job. I laughed a lot in the scene were the guy couldn't press stop to see the porn. hahahahahaha.

Finally, I saw a video were someone gave a good punishment to that "fucking dog" of the NES. HAHAHAHAHA

Make a game or a video with the more scenes of the "Pokemon Snapshot XXX"
I really be happy with that. O.O

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whatever
i saw the first and that was all i needed

in conclusion


whatever

wow that was SO much better than the first one.
yeah the kirby/metaknight ones were really cool and i loved the animation in the starfox parts, and the part with the 4 Links.  it turned out a lot better than i thought it would. yeah some parts were really    but i thought the good parts outweighed the bad
i also liked the "play single scene" option

why were there no easter eggs? =O

Quote from: Sashurabut i thought the good parts outweighed the bad

why were there no easter eggs? =O

1. Nothing outweighs the pure awfulness of pokemon furry porn. Unless you're one of those who loves that sorta stuff  

2. Because the easter eggs for Nin10doh 1 were fucking horrible  

i wish i didn't watch that

the part with kirby was great
and planet of the kongs was nice, voice acting wise

but still

I stopped watching it after the umpteenth pokeporn joke. Anything that can be said about it has already been said by everyone else. At least the first one didn't have so much mindless yelling.

Quote from: AshingtonI stopped watching it after the umpteenth pokeporn joke. Anything that can be said about it has already been said by everyone else. At least the first one didn't have so much mindless yelling.

OMIGODMEDALGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

take out pikanjo, legendary frog, and your parts, and you've got something extremely well made.

Quote from: Yingtake out pikanjo, legendary frog, and your parts, and you've got something extremely well made.

You have to take out the nintendo shit too.

but then itd just be called $00pah and thats pretty fuckin dumb too

better idea would be ust fuckin delete the whole thing and castrate yourself

Quote from: CoolDrMoneyYou have to take out the nintendo shit too.

but then itd just be called $00pah and thats pretty fuckin dumb too

better idea would be ust fuckin delete the whole thing and castrate yourself

!!!

just to let you know, there is a typo in kirbopher´s comment in the movie.

okok.

Id say animation was ok. It was waaaay better than the first one. had its goods and its bads. I sense a lot of "egorapor" in the first clip of the movie but It´s ok.
The one with kirby and metaknight was suprisingly good animationwise. it had its kind of "awesome" style thing but it was waay more detailed, had a decent shading and overall it looked ok.
the starfox adventures one actually made me lol. with nostalgia but still,I tought it had some reaally good lipsinch.

Overall its good. the pikmin one suuuuuucked


P.S. I do however think the preloader will have a looot of people vote 5 before watching it.

ropesnake you are the most worthless peice of shit i ever met you dont deser to live you sould hang your self

LF choose a bad way to start 2009 with his diddy kong one.

well i love pokemon porn but i know this will just ruin it for me so im not going to watch it

take out pikanjo, legendary frog, and your parts, and you've got something extremely well made.

-Pierre and David's segments were definitely my favorites (Kirby, Zelda, Starfox) with all three of Mike Ruocco's segments coming in at a very close second (Duck Hunt, Game&Watch, R.O.B.). These guys specifically I'll be working with on -original- projects in the future.

-Ego was Mario, Luigi, Miyamoto and Snake in this, if you guys couldn't figure out. Snake's bit near the end was completely improved.

-I caught the typo for my profile in the author's section, but when I was fixing up the final product with JohnnyUtah I figured "eh fuck it" :P

-Two easter eggs were made, both incredibly quick, one about Sonic Chronicles and the other about Legend of Stafy. I just wanted to get the damn thing out after working with Johnny for so many hours on compiling, so I never considered them to be giant deals in the end. I'll probably upload them somewhere for people to see.

-Not that this matters to you guys, but Joey -knows- for a fact that his segments pale in comparison. I didn't care really because I figured some people watching would get a nostalgic feeling out of 'em from the times of his older movies, plus I liked his Tetris one a lot, hence why I put it near the end.

-Richie kinda just...took the segment concept and ran with it. By the time he finished it and got it back to me, I simply showed it to a bunch of the others on-board the project and asked what they thought of it. In the end, we just felt it wasn't fair to censor or cut his part because he had worked so hard on it, but we all knew the "consequences" as seen here. At the very least, I split it in half across the movie so that it didn't run for like 2 solid minutes, plus throwing Chris Zito's bit at the end I thought would help it out.

EDIT: -Oh, lastly. Regarding my "comments" on the submission page: I'm simply adknowledging that it's not an original or amazing piece. It's got the same "negative" qualities of any other typical video game parody, of which I'm fully aware, as is everyone else on board. However, that's certainly not "making it out to be shit" and then trying to cover it up. Regardless of what it -is-, the point was that it's seriously one of the absolute funnest and coolest projects I've ever worked on, because I enjoyed working with so many good friends and great animators, including people I've looked up to since I started going to NG in like, '02-'03. That in itself was enough for me and everyone involved had a load of fun too.


Overall, again, if you guys liked the animation quality of it and appreciated parts for what they are, that's totally fine with me. I didn't expect every joke to be gold, even WITH people who're into video game-based humor, so it's not the end of the world. Also no, I don't plan on making (nor giving the reigns to anyone else to) a "NiN10Doh! 64" or anything like that, since I'm pretty content with this being my final video game parody. Thanks for the feedback!

Quote from: KirbopherRegarding my "comments" on the submission page...

it's better to simply leave a few words of thanks and not to address all the criticisms you may or may not face. you can't please everyone, and you can't change anyone's minds, no matter how many paragraphs you write explaining yourself. it just makes you look overly self-conscious about what people think , and hey maybe you are, but seriously it's better left unaddressed

[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=bug)--][div class=\\\'quotetop\\\']QUOTE(bug)[/div][div class=\\\'quotemain\\\'][!--quotec--]and stop namedropping.[/quote]

Kirbopher, don't make all these excuses and dig yourself into a ditch. In the comments, if it's just for fun and you don't give a shit, say something like "these jokes are going to make your bladder burst" in the comments and then just shut the fuck up, because you're writing huge essays about how much you don't care (which means you do care) makes you look like a poopypants.

You're nice to me on instant messenger programs so i have no beef with you: i'm just trying to help you overcome your problems when hanging out with the cool kids of the internet

gay

Quote"pokefuckin"
submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!
date: 10 hours ago

i want to fuck pikachu's tits

People aren't in agreement over whether this is helpful or not.

Quote from: KirbopherAlso no, I don't plan on making (nor giving the reigns to anyone else to) a "NiN10Doh! 64" or anything like that, since I'm pretty content with this being my final video game parody.

THE NEXT DAY AGAIN

I'm not saying I think, nor that I ever thought, it's "crap". I'm saying I adknowledge why you guys don't like this type of stuff. That's why I'm perfectly fine with you guys liking the animation and that being the end of it.

WELL WE'RE ALL GLAD YOU'RE SELF SATISFIED KIRB

I'm sure. As sure as that girl makes people's eyes hurt.

Quote from: KirbopherI'm sure. As sure as that girl makes people's eyes hurt.

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didnt watch

sigh

and the debate rages on

didn't watch, never will

It's nice to see that your appreciation for Brawl Taunts humor is still there.

Furry jokes, gay/cock jokes, internet/videogame memes... but with backgrounds.

Quote from: GadZooksIt's nice to see that your appreciation for Brawl Taunts humor is still there.

HA.

Quote from: GadZooksIt's nice to see that your appreciation for Brawl Taunts humor is still there.

Furry jokes, gay/cock jokes, internet/videogame memes... but with backgrounds.

who

are you

Quote from: Belief

Quote from: GadZooksIt's nice to see that your appreciation for Brawl Taunts humor is still there.

Furry jokes, gay/cock jokes, internet/videogame memes... but with backgrounds.

who

are you

ragamuffin
Group: Members
Posts: 1
Joined: Today, 08:49 AM

Quote from: Beliefwho

are you

I

am your father

gadzooks

Peter, you're lying. Whenever you lie, your left ear DROOPS!

the plot thickens

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are you

I

am your father

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oh yes that surely was a hilarious one

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ahaha lenko submit that to DA.

Quote from: Kirbopherahaha lenko submit that to DA.

He's in my scraps!

He? You? You're in my scraps?  

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE~

*foghorn*

Quote from: KirbopherI'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE~

*foghorn*

you're like a tumor

every thread you post in you infect with utter faggotry

Kirbin' up your threads since December 2nd, 2008.

kribophe iz nice guies

i like parties
i like fun

Great animation wasted

too lazy to make an autoplay so

Quote from: bug

Well, it's finally front-paged.

Wait a sec:

AUTHOR COMMENTS
"This collab is NOT intended to be the most original, the most creative, hell not even the most "funny" thing in the world."

SUBMISSION COMMENT:
"The ultimate parody of all things Nintendo!"

it's called stupidity

Actually somebody else put that comment there. Same with when I did the first one, originally the icon was just the NiN10Doh! logo and then someone else replaced it with a headshot of the one of the two girls. I think whoever's in charge of putting stuff on the front page is allowed to change smaller details like that.

sometimes it has a negative effect. when the person who front-paged toonimated's "sunshine the happy bird" and called it "the first must-see of 2009", a lot of reviewers thought the author wrote that and was full of himself, and consequently gave him a low score.

That and apparantly other users that aren't necassarily in charge of anything can affect things as well. I never made any icons for when I was submitting TTA episodes to the site years ago and now suddenly ALL of them have icons that were apparantly assigned to them by somebody. No idea...

But anyway, "stupidity" or not, no I didn't write that description for the front page.

hey guys leave kirb alone, he's gay but he knows it so he's suffering on the inside like me.

Let's suffer together, Monky B.

Great collab in my humble opinion!

only cool thign it had was snake dat shit was gr8t

meh

i liked it

Quote from: LegendaryFrogGreat collab in my humble opinion!

you dont count

oh yes let us all randomly quote gorillaz songs now

Quote from: FlashFireroh yes let us all randomly quote gorillaz songs now

the most important thing is listening to the recording of the music,
it makes them gain a,um, musical sense
and a, gets them to the point of a fast progress

I lost my leg like I lost my way
So no loose sounds
Nothing to see me down
How are we going to work this out?

All dressed up with nowhere's to go
Walking with a dead man over my shoulder

In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's toungue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
In the look of a frightened neighbor
In a big warm bed at night
In a broken elevator
In the teeth of a dog that bites
In the middle of a revolution
In the look of a child's face
In the silence of the dinner table
In the stillness of disgrace

it's my chocolate attack

And you've been so busy lately that-

-ah fuck thats blur. fuck it-

- you haven't found the time to open up your mind

Kids with guns
Kids with guns
Taking over
But it won't be long
They're mesmerized
Skeletons

Cuz I can't remember the lyrics to Dirty Harry

FUCK YOU JEWS

also I saw a shitty gif somewhere where some fuck screenrecorded the part of $ø0pth nin202jgtngh with the pikachu bikini shit

HEY I WONDER WHY IT HAS A SCORE OF LIKE 4.99

fucking horny kids DEATH TO AMERICA

Quote from: LordZeebmorktoo lazy to make an autoplay so

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new page

Locoroco and patapon are the only good psp games noone can argue this.

Im leaving this open just for the autoplay

Im leaving this open just for the autoplay

Quote from: DavebutIm leaving this open just for the autoplay

Im leaving this open just for the autoplay

i liked you better when you didn't post

why would you quote that
It makes no sense

I was just quoting a random post of yours, they're all equally bad so it doesn't really matter.

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why did you post a picture of my signature. it's intentionally gay, if you can't tell.

this is old but http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/477349 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/477349)

Sasha made me fucking watch this shit

It was fucking horrible. 2 parts were decently animated the rest was shit and NONE of them were funny. Well the tetris one was alrite.

guess who made the tetris part cdm

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I lay-uff'd.

Quote from: KirbopherI lay-uff'd.

you make my skin crawl

Neato!

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new page

Quote from: rtilguess who made the tetris part cdm

pff I don't care who made it, I thought it was nice as well.

I just watched it, and honestly i thought half the animations in the collab was very good. Good amount of frames and nice quality, especially the kirby and star fox parts. I adore the way theyve been animated only, not the jokes just to make that obviously clear.

As for the.. uh... yiffy part... i cant believe i used to like richie back in the PK era.

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Quote from: rtilguess who made the tetris part cdm

pff I don't care who made it, I thought it was nice as well.

wasn't talking to you !

Quote from: rtilguess who made the tetris part cdm

Well it only took him 6 years to get a laugh outta me!

Should I watch it?
No
Should I complain about it?
yes

Flawless logic

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ODE TO KIRBOPHER
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locoroco fuck yes

Quote from: NoneZoplocoroco fuck yes

I only keep coming back to this thread cos of the music

Well animated overall but I didnt really like the concept.