thebackalleys

Main => General => Topic started by: Philip K Dick on December 29, 2008 08:23 PM

Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Philip K Dick on December 29, 2008 08:23 PM
those with swedish ancestral percentiles lying in or above five will immediately be banned from the board.

anyone affiliating themselves with a certain unnamed group of swedish persons will also be banned.

have a happy new year, and remember to drive safe!
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: ansel on December 29, 2008 08:28 PM
don't look at me

i'm a finn
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Philip K Dick on December 29, 2008 08:33 PM
lets use this opportunity to list out our ancestries

im about 25% irish 25% russian, 25% persian, 25% swiss-italian

that sounds about right
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: iShirm on December 29, 2008 08:33 PM
Latvian so STFU
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Flash on December 29, 2008 09:00 PM
I have Spanish and Lithuanian ancestors.
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: redmongoose on December 29, 2008 09:15 PM
you are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: rtil on December 29, 2008 09:24 PM
i'm italian, french and german
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Jeinu on December 29, 2008 09:29 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.
what if your parents are half something and half something else

basque/spanish and french here
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: redmongoose on December 29, 2008 09:55 PM
idk man!
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: shura on December 29, 2008 10:28 PM
i'm half Russian, half Lebanese
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: mishkamash on December 29, 2008 10:33 PM
i don't know who i am really
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Philip K Dick on December 29, 2008 10:48 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: trent bortknob on December 29, 2008 11:24 PM
im like german or something
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: redmongoose on December 29, 2008 11:51 PM
Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

armon pakdel is comprised of 30% cooking oil 5% flour 25% yeast 12% ground corn 3% navajo 4% sugar 1% empty cigar box 10% gay left to bake at 450 degrees for two hours and set to cool for 7 minutes armon pakdel is a giant bakery fresh cake is what I'm trying to say
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Hammi on December 29, 2008 11:54 PM
Im a real live kashmirian or however you put it
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Philip K Dick on December 30, 2008 12:14 AM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

armon pakdel is comprised of 30% cooking oil 5% flour 25% yeast 12% ground corn 3% navajo 4% sugar 1% empty cigar box 10% gay left to bake at 450 degrees for two hours and set to cool for 7 minutes armon pakdel is a giant bakery fresh cake is what I'm trying to say

i already admitted the percentages are rough estimations, even saying "about" before we started this silly argument.

both your incest and cooking comparisons are irrelevant and missing the point.

pwned
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Ashington on December 30, 2008 12:26 AM
Italian on me mothers side.
German on me fathers.

Would say im more on the italian side.


Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERNboth your incest and cooking comparisons are irrelevant and missing the point

lmao
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Michelle on December 30, 2008 12:39 AM
i don't like estimations very much either but i don't think i have that many to make in the first place

i ammmm

100% spanish

lmao
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: DrRumack on December 30, 2008 12:39 AM
I'm German and Russian (deepest roots in Ukraine) plus a flurry of other shit that I'm certain isn't Swedish.
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: redmongoose on December 30, 2008 01:08 AM
Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

armon pakdel is comprised of 30% cooking oil 5% flour 25% yeast 12% ground corn 3% navajo 4% sugar 1% empty cigar box 10% gay left to bake at 450 degrees for two hours and set to cool for 7 minutes armon pakdel is a giant bakery fresh cake is what I'm trying to say

i already admitted the percentages are rough estimations, even saying "about" before we started this silly argument.

both your incest and cooking comparisons are irrelevant and missing the point.

pwned

fuck you armon you are wrong I'm sorry to see that it bothers you so much, don't worry about it tho I'm sure one day you will learn that any sort of math brought up when trying to 'estimate' what 'number' of 'race genes' you have 'collected' is pretty 'egomaniacal' and 'pathetic'!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=xJT&q=egomaniacal&btnG=Search)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=Pwn&q=pathetic&btnG=Search)
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: texas on December 30, 2008 01:09 AM
who cares
this argument is gay
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: funzop on December 30, 2008 01:20 AM
im 582% sweedish and 6% gay
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: redmongoose on December 30, 2008 01:31 AM
my family is originally from the Isle of Man, I dont kno what race that makes me but my great grandfather always joked that the Isle of Man was like Irelands more violent intimidating yet level headed big brother because most of the stereotypical Irish behavior originated there, but I don\\\'t know about my dads side of the family because he is always go in and out of jail and never bothered to tell me so whenever anybody asks I just tell them that I\\\'m American.

I\\\'m 100% redm
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: billy on December 30, 2008 03:17 AM
Quote from: rtili'm italian, french and german
but 100% gay
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: mishkamash on December 30, 2008 03:28 AM
ok i did a little bit of research an i am 99% hungarian








1% black
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: rtil on December 30, 2008 03:50 AM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: rtili'm italian, french and german
but 100% gay
way to be 100% original, fuckin n00blet
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Sonni on December 30, 2008 03:53 AM
I'm Thai and a little bit of Chinese.
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: trent bortknob on December 30, 2008 04:04 AM
Quote from: Frank Castlewho cares
this argument is gay
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: salutations on December 30, 2008 05:17 AM
michelle lavigne guess what country?

CANADA

but my dad was adopted his real parents are from ireland
anddd my mom's grandparents were from denmark and newfoundland

we call people from newfoundland "goofy newfies"

HYSTERICAL. i know

so irish danish and newfish
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: jebxz on December 30, 2008 06:06 AM
pure blood amurrcan
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: billy on December 30, 2008 06:32 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: rtili'm italian, french and german
but 100% gay
way to be 100% original, fuckin n00blet
100% pwn3d
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on December 30, 2008 07:13 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F3165316%2F2%2Fistockphoto_3165316_mexican.jpg&hash=d4fd83cd2b388963d5fc3eff8075b79ab8954345)
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: rtil on December 30, 2008 07:48 AM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: rtili'm italian, french and german
but 100% gay
way to be 100% original, fuckin n00blet
100% pwn3d
100% banned
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: billy on December 30, 2008 10:12 PM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: rtili'm italian, french and german
but 100% gay
way to be 100% original, fuckin n00blet
100% pwn3d
100% banned
100% FUCK YOU b1Tch
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: iShirm on December 30, 2008 10:40 PM
Forgot to mention. I'm Latvian and somehow Russian and German in the same time, weird, but our family roots are in Finland. Pretty messed up  well at least I know both of the languages, but not finish :P
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: LordZeebmork on December 30, 2008 11:03 PM
[size=]och aye laddie[/size]

^
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Greenkitten on December 31, 2008 01:20 AM
Hungarian, Australian and a little german.
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Necronomitr0n on December 31, 2008 07:31 AM
English
French
Dutch
German
Spanish

I don't know the percentages
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: psi43 on December 31, 2008 12:57 PM
Quote from: systekEnglish
French
Dutch
German
Spanish

I don't know the percentages

40% english
10% french
30% dutch
20% spanish
30% german
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: lasse on December 31, 2008 04:12 PM
100% swede hi
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Necronomitr0n on December 31, 2008 09:07 PM
Quote from: lasse100% swede hi
banned
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: lasse on December 31, 2008 11:23 PM
crap
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: davidmoore0 on January 1, 2009 08:11 AM
96% native american,,,
4% swede
Title: new rule effective immediately
Post by: Greenkitten on January 3, 2009 08:22 AM
Quote from: lassecrap
Cya Jesper.