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i've learned a lot about my past by going through the last page of my BBS posts, and I've come to the conclusion that I was a huge faggot. for additional fun, see if you can keep from cringing.

*sigh* People, just shut up.No one could be as stupid as this.If you think he was real, you are pretty low!Yup, low.So ignore and dont post anymore on this thread, I hope this'll be the last one.
I now command everyone to watch "Lilium" again.

i think almost everyone is embarrassed by their old bbs posts
pretty much everything i did before 2007 was really gay

I thought this topic was about stuff irl, that's too bad. I have real fucked up stories lol.
But yeah uh, I've been a huge faggot (still am to most people but i don't fucking care), here's a few reviews.

"I Like The Way You Making The Chars , GJ Man" Score 0


"You Rule all series 1-5 is good as fuck:D:D make a 6th plz cant whait untill the relize.
be glad of the rating i gave you
/SubZero (ooo)" (lmao the screenname back then)


"Yeah, Knox is the best:D always been:D GOOO KNOX:D:D" (............)

Many things.

i read my old LIVEJOURNAL not too long ago and yeah fuck i was a weird whiny bitch

posting on Skies of Arcadia World over 11,000 times

in 2004 i was obsessed with foamy.

Quote from: MrScriblamin 2004 i was obsessed with foamy.

I used to be a gamefaqs member...  

also used to post at adultswim.

Back in 05 i was a crazy and pissed paki who would "righteously" debate about politics like a mad bitch

and i used to type numbers and halfassed letters as if i was from the black streets lmao.

Generally i unintentionally looked like a radical/fanatical prick while typing like a dumbass, and it took some time for me to figure that out after 10 posts or so. So yes i was a HUUUUUUUUGE faggot back then, definitely. Walls of text? We're talking about the side effects after spending too much time rambling about politics so UNDOUBTEDLY YES.

my first 80 or so reviews are pretty stupid, coupled by a few more stupid and recent reviews
but if I had to take something REALLY embarassing from the past I'd say my recently-cleaned-up dA gallery and my social awkwardness at school lmao

um
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the newest boy band sensation

the mushroom boys

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Quote from: MrScriblamin 2004 i was obsessed with foamy.

who wasn't

my first account

oohhhhhh god
no links

my introduction thread lmao

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Quote from: MrScriblamin 2006 i was obsessed with foamy.

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oohhhhhh god
no links

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I used to play runescape back in 2004 maybe a bit into 2005...

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that was fun

everything ive done on the internet ever

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Quote from: Sashuramy introduction thread lmao

that was fun

lmao yeah it was. 8 pages of glory. and now it's gone DX
i think it might be the longest/gayest introduction thread here

eeeeghhf


once, back in 2005, i signed up on a webcomic forum, and i spouted all these 4chan jokes because i thought it'd be cool

oh god sometimes i just want to go into the past and punch myself in the face aaauguafhuah

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Quote from: Sashuramy introduction thread lmao

that was fun

lmao yeah it was. 8 pages of glory. and now it's gone DX
i think it might be the longest/gayest introduction thread here

I just read through it
glad I didn't make an introduction thread

thats why flash is cool

also sasha i 0wn3d your thread

Quote from: NoneZopthats why flash is cool

also sasha i 0wn3d your thread

ha. my threads are always getting owned. you're nothing special.

"the Kitty Krew submit terrible flashes and then mass-vote on them to help them pass. since Tom can't really ban people from the portal, they just keep going on and on... DEFEAT THE KITTY KREW!!!"

i can't bring myself to keep looking, these are too painful

I was in sprite a day.

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annoying the hell out of ROG from i-mockery

yep


thats about it

Zekey wwhere do you find all your wonderful signature pics and avatars

also yeah pretty much the normal stuff
reviews
bbs posts
tba posts from long ago
and i watched foamy, video game movies and the like

I reviewed 10 on 2-3 of wonchop's movies

that's about it though, my old bbs posts are even more hilarious than the ones I do now. Sadly wade reset my exp one day and told me to stop lmfao. He gave them back a day or two though.

First NG post eveerrr

"hey yea im a noob at this, i've tried making preloaders and i cant get them to work. ive tooken alot of the tutorials and still i get script errors.
i have mx flash 2004 for windows, i notice that some of the scripting is a litte diffrent cuz i follow the turials exactly and they dont work.
all i want is a precentage preloader with a bar and a 0-100% counter.
if any of you know any good tutorials i can take that acualty work or if any of you have had the same problems please help meout."

LMFAO

Quote from: ansel"the Kitty Krew submit terrible flashes and then mass-vote on them to help them pass. since Tom can't really ban people from the portal, they just keep going on and on... DEFEAT THE KITTY KREW!!!"

i can't bring myself to keep looking, these are too painful

You hurt my feelings :(

good god

am i really looking at my old bbs posts
i guess i am
prepare for shitness

I heard that when a KK member makes an animation, he calls all his friends. They all go to NG, find the submission and vote five on it. That means the users have no say in whether it gets saved or blammed. It's unfair. Next time you see a KK submission, call your friends and tell them to vote zero on it. Then we'll see how they feel.

"Instead, I like uber leet kewl shows such a yugioh, pokemon, fosters home for imaginery friends, krypto the superdog and hi hi puffy ami yumi. these shows are both entertaining and educational. right now, my mom is writing a letter with me to help cancel adult swim. that block of programming is not meant for uber cool 13 year olds like myself. (sarcasm)

Kay, im 11 and here's what i have to say.Those shows ARE so based on potty humor, i cant believe it.Those kinds of shows made Cartoon Network jump the shark.Those shows are why I dont watch it.Instead, I watch those anime, super funny shows.

Eienstien, thats why THEY ARE ON IN FREAKING 11 PM!Plus, Adult Swim is called "ADULT swim" not for kids!If kids, like me, can handle it, they can watch it on their free will.It dosent make any sense.Why cant adults have those shows?

PS:In my opinion, i think they should cancel the other shows!"

Quote from: BeliefI reviewed 10 on 2-3 of wonchop's movies

I used to like Wonchop, then i actually watched other peoples movies.


Also my strandbeest thread  

I used to try to piss off Igod or that smarterchild thing.

Oh god
http://flashfirer.newgrounds.com/reviews/flash/10 (http://flashfirer.newgrounds.com/reviews/flash/10)
... Oh god

Also I used to 10 everything Zomborg

now that everyone's just using their NG accounts as source of embarrasment, i suppose i'll look through mine. let's see...

i gave some sprite cartoons decent reviews
i gave knox a 10

i also reviewed 0 on some SS stuff early on before i "got it", but i guess those flashes are deleted now because i can't find them anymore

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Most recent post: SKIES OF ARCADIA 2 RUMORS

always

i was about as gay back then as i\\\'ve always been which is pretty much as gay as you can get

also add a fuckton tweens seems to be the lamest thing Ive ever said on the internet.

THE introduction forum

"i cant beleive i sat through this shit fest"
by: residentspoof
date: 10 hours ago
im not being harsh at alll i mean it you look me strait in the eye and tell me that this should not be blammed OH BTW THIS IS IN THE FLASH PORTAL HISTORY HOLY SHIT
WHOEVER VOTED THIS EVEN 1 STAR IS OUT OF THERE MIND!!! so bad didnt make sense and disgusting this isnt even about metal gear solid any more its about
your flash if u could call it a barely animated flash sucking harder than super mario bros 2 u know the one were u throw radishes at monsters yeah it fucked with u the first time u played it right anyway the only thing good about it was shyguy but anyway when ur flash sucks harder than mario bros 2 you have problems my freind!

I knew the Over 9000 joke'd come in sometime =D

Well-made, well-choreographed stuff as usual, though this ep felt a bit 'too' long.

The only other thing I don't like about this series is the 'pause then flash then attack' thing that happens all the time, you know when someone executes a special move? I think it stops the action flowing somewhat.

It's also funny to see how many people have ripped this off since this series became popular

I should be punched in the face for this

I think it was for Mario Bros Z.

I'd say it was an ironic review but i actually used to think that series wasn't a pile of shit at the time

Adding to that i used to post on gamefaqs in like 2004, but only the Melee forum where i would act 'random' (fuuuuuuuuck). I also made an incredibly fanboyish, 10/10 review for it and even reviewed games I'd never played!  

I can't even remember my username.

kitty krew

this one time someone put turpentine in my coffee boy was my face red

also i think my introduction topic was 4 posts long

i used to leave really dumb reviews on those hitler flashes before i saw the funny side

and for the grand finale

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"...madness?"
submission: This Is Madness
date: September 14, 2007

This is SSSSPPPPAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAA!!!



barf

Caring about NG politics and trying to participate, Its much more cathartic to snipe from the sidelines.

Obsessing over madness for a long time, acting like a BBS regular for a good while, my first NG account in general, and the majority of flashes I made in 2008.   Yet none of this matters, because I could turn off my router for a little while, register an account on NG, and become and entirely new person.

I saw Indiana jones 4 and liked it, then watched the old versions and realized it was shit.

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I wouldn't call that too embarrassing, seeing as you were one of the members that just acted like a dick to everyone and taught us about exploits on NG.

"LAME"
by: devil2god
date: 2 hours ago

this was just Not Funny x D
animation was bad and the "jokes" or what you call them is really bad
and why are it so freaky much gay stuff in there, are you guys gay?
(i really wonder, i got no prob. with gay guys anyways)

i got a tip for you, stop makin movies, and do like one of the guys in the movie and suck yourselves

otherwise the movies good and you will get 2 because the drawings was kinda good, and the animation was... allmost good x ]

i tried to think of something i'm embarrassed about from the internet and i couldn't think of anything

i've been pretty consistently leet

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I wouldn't call that too embarrassing, seeing as you were one of the members that just acted like a dick to everyone and taught us about exploits on NG.

except my exploits were all stolen from kes/de adduck

One look at my Myspace after 3 years and I found some pretty damn embaressing shit!

Ah my firends! Behold! A magic the Gathering tournament!
Current mood:  apathetic
Category: Games


Welcome my brothers! So anyway yesterday I went to my ver first "Magic the Gathering" card game tournament. I gotta say...I had a blast! It felt like I was home...since this state is so very very bad and boring! I unleashed my dragon upon those fools! Thats right...my "Hunted Dragon" card ate up most Type two fools I played! Oh man...there was this one guy there...that kept saying "Yea hardcore!" there...I now love that man. Anyway in the tournament I played sealed...which means your given random cards and you have to come up with a deck in 30 minutes! INSANE! I lost my first...barely lost my second, and one the other two. So I now have a 2 and 2 record! I believe Im going there again next Friday...and Im gonna get up the courage to...to ask the "Hardcore" guy to marry me...

And Im still not gay faggots! I just realy appreciate people who say "hardcore" all the time : /

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I wouldn't call that too embarrassing, seeing as you were one of the members that just acted like a dick to everyone and taught us about exploits on NG.

except my exploits were all stolen from kes/de adduck

haha, yeah probably true

I wish I could go back in time...find my 13 year old self...and kill myself.

Quote from: BloodyCheeryI wish I could go back in time...find my 13 year old self...and kill myself.

I think we all feel the same

maplestory, runescape

I regret everything

My sheezyart profile.

when i first got into the internet, i was obsessed with the sims 1. i used to hack objects and redesign their functions in a hex editor. then i would post them for people to download. my username was orpheus back then.

then i became obsessed with games for a period, i would go on ign forums every fuckin day and get all hyped up about grand theft auto san andreas and nba 2k5 and shit like that. i was foodeatin then

then i became the biggest BBS faggot ever, became a reg during the gayest stage the BBS has ever gone through. i made like 5000 posts in a few months, even made a luff list and put bigtime bbg faggots like slipperymoosecakes and bonusstage on it. gayest point and time in my life. i was food1 then.

were it not for the SS i'd say i was on the road to faggotry

Man, where do i start. Lets travel back to 2003.

I was once friends with Legendary Frog and all those wankers, and being friends with them made me think i was some kind of internet badass. some of the guys were actually cool, Dim, Cycon and John from J&R are all pretty normal guys, but LF and RN and that lot, were and still are a bunch of arrogant twats.

Then there was that whole thing with me jerkin off on the webcam, which was a nasty habbit of mine. Anyone who still has that photo of me floating around technically has child porn tho, since i was under 18 at the time.

Then there was the whole copying Rtil fused with John K stage, which i think was winding down as i joined here originally...

No wonder everyone hates me  

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Quote from: GerkinmanThen there was that whole thing with me jerkin off on the webcam, which was a nasty habbit of mine. Anyone who still has that photo of me floating around technically has child porn tho, since i was under 18 at the time.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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yes

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Quote from: GerkinmanThen there was that whole thing with me jerkin off on the webcam, which was a nasty habbit of mine. Anyone who still has that photo of me floating around technically has child porn tho, since i was under 18 at the time.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

essentially, i had built up quite a collection over the years, then lost it all in the great HDD crash of 04' along with the 40 minutes of animation i had done on my Nimbin Feature Film.