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guest14: yo
psi43: and
psi43: only one tablet is left
psi43: which is gay cause I know who it's going to
guest14: hey psi
psi43: brb
Hammi: f
guest14: hey hammi
Hammi: hi
Hammi: and who might you be
guest14: I was wonderin if you could help me out
Hammi: depends
guest14: a friend who doesn't know what's going on
Hammi: what do you need help for
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mrscriblam: hi
guest14: I was wondering what happened to you guys
Hammi: what
guest14: you started acting weird weeks/days back
Hammi: you mean in here?
Hammi: or somewhere else
guest14: yeah
guest14: in here
guest14: I was wondering if maybe irc got hacked or something
Hammi: haha nah i dont think so
guest14: cause I saw people who were using other people's nicknames
Hammi: thats easy
Hammi: to change nicks
guest14: ah
Hammi: if those pople who havent registered their nicks yet
Hammi: havent done so
guest14: well they were registered
guest14: also what happened to the collab
Hammi: brawl funnies?
guest14: yea
Hammi: just who in the world are you
guest14: why would you need to know that if I know about it?
Hammi: you seem to be sniffin around about whats goin on behind the scenes
guest14: well I'm R V S
Hammi: o
guest14: and you guys started acting weird to me
guest14: and you know I care about you guys
Hammi: why do you wanna know when you said that its a shitty collab
guest14: because I was afraid the irc was being hacked
guest14: and other people had used your guys accounts, you guys were all talking about mafia/disapearing/ and shit
Hammi: i dont recall any of that
Hammi: well so what
Hammi: its not like a bunch of terrorists have been here
guest14: just a few days ago I had you guys go "you will pay! you know everything!"
guest14: and I'm like wtf everything? wtf?
guest14: do you remember any posts I did on the ng or tba forums?
guest14: cause I heard that I was in a long post with davebit or something
Hammi: no i dont really remember
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guest14: yea neither do i
Hammi: hello ansie
ansel: wagggdghfs
guest14: hey ansel can you help me out
ansel: so uh what do i do when my mirc "evaluation period" expires
: guest14 is now known as RVS_dude.
Hammi: do nothing
RVS_dude: yea its free
Hammi: it will nag though
ansel: like winrar I GET YA
RVS_dude: ok does anyone here remember weird shit last week?
RVS_dude: ansel I know you could help me out
mrscriblam: um
ansel: with what
Hammi: hes afraid that irc has been hacked
mrscriblam: what the hell are you talking about
RVS_dude: well it involved me RVS, the collab, and everyone acting like a conspiracy nut
ansel: ?
Hammi: lmfso
Hammi: is it really a big deal
ansel: laughin my fuckin shit out
Hammi: it was meant to be shit OFF but ok
RVS_dude: well yea, I care
Hammi: because your name was mentioned is that it?
RVS_dude: well supposedly it was in a long post with davebit
RVS_dude: and I was wondering if someone said something about me or something
mrscriblam: why do you care
RVS_dude: because I care about you guys
mrscriblam: haha
ansel: i don't think i saw any of this
RVS_dude: I care about everyone, and I want to make sure I'm on good terms
Hammi: rvs
RVS_dude: yea?
Hammi: i dont think any of us recall any of what youre saying right now
mrscriblam: nope
ansel: this was in the irc chat right'
RVS_dude: yea and in the tba forums I think
psi43: oh hey rvs
Hammi: oh so you wanna know if anyones been talkin shit behind your back is that it
RVS_dude: you guys kept trying to push rina hentai on me or something
RVS_dude: no
ansel: well i definitely didn't see the chat thing, the last time i remember you in here is like over a month ago
Hammi: LMFAO
Hammi: NO
Hammi: youre the one who went coconut about rina
Hammi: and anigen was teasing you
RVS_dude: I was just fuckin around
RVS_dude: yea I figured
mrscriblam: i remember that
Hammi: you seemed quite uptight to be fuckin aroun
Hammi: d
RVS_dude: heh I do that
RVS_dude: well here's the thing
RVS_dude: after that time you guys went nuts on me, everything was fine
mrscriblam: :/
RVS_dude: mrscriblam you were going nuts on me too
Hammi: im sure we didnt go nuts on you
psi43: rvs you're stupid
RVS_dude: well that's interesting
Hammi: lao
RVS_dude: that's the psi I know <3
psi43: whoops sorry felt like saying that
RVS_dude: so you guys don't remember anything about how the collab ended
Hammi: where did you hear that it "ended"?
RVS_dude: from rtil
RVS_dude: something about the drama
RVS_dude: and then supposedly something "BIG" had happened and I missed it
RVS_dude: everyone got "notices" and shit
psi43: I do but I don't want to tell you
psi43: even if you want to know it's none of your business
ansel: i never heard about any of this
ansel: i thought we were friends
RVS_dude: me too
RVS_dude: you guys kept calling me a rat
psi43: it's been a pretty stupid situation between the "tba elders"
psi43: pretty mucuh
RVS_dude: ooh
RVS_dude: that's why cdm told me if I "had guns" and if I would "kill rtil"
RVS_dude: you guys were saying some crazy shit
RVS_dude: not you specifically
RVS_dude: what I wanna know is why I'm being targetting and lashed at?
Hammi: man we're sorry if we offended you :(
Hammi: i havent heard any of this neither
RVS_dude: it scared me
RVS_dude: because I love all u guys
RVS_dude: rtil and everyone hated Tom more than I ever had that day
ansel: WHAT THE FUCK
psi43: well
psi43: maybe you should gain your "tba respect" back
psi43: it might take a while
psi43: but if you really want to know
psi43: what happened
psi43: then you would have to post some more on tba
psi43: instead of annoying everyone and asking them
RVS_dude: I think I did something bad, but I barely remember it
psi43: neither do
psi43: I
RVS_dude: you guys found something out
RVS_dude: I remember that
psi43: the only bad thing you did was coming to this chat and annoying people
RVS_dude: ah
RVS_dude: you guys thought I was a federal agent or something
Hammi: i dont honestly remember any of this hazzle
RVS_dude: doesn't that seem suspicious then?
mrscriblam: nope
psi43: Hammi it's because it happened within a few hours
psi43: and you weren't online at that time
Hammi: ah
mrscriblam: hmm
RVS_dude: I think I bluffed and said I was a retired federal agent and I had nothing to do with "something horrible to do with the collab"
mrscriblam: i definitely missed quite the spectical
RVS_dude: supposedly you guys had rina porn or something
mrscriblam: um
mrscriblam: eww
RVS_dude: but that was just teasing I guess
mrscriblam: no
RVS_dude: even rtil was like
RVS_dude: "at least I got some rina porn out of it"
RVS_dude: and I'm like uhh wtf?
mrscriblam: um rina chan isnt the only rina in the world
RVS_dude: oohh rly
mrscriblam: okay
mrscriblam: he was probably talking about a different rina
RVS_dude: cdm said he was getting threats
RVS_dude: few of you guys said it was my fault you were on the run
RVS_dude: if you're messing with me, I mean, that's fine, but it was a bit over the top
psi43: it partly is your fault
RVS_dude: ok is it because I asked about it
RVS_dude: or something I posted?
RVS_dude: I want to know what i did so I can make amends
psi43: It's really hard for me
psi43: you should just go to thebackalleys again
psi43: That would most probably answer your questions as time passes by
ansel: i live for the theater
RVS_dude: I'm here, anything specific to look for?
RVS_dude: oh
RVS_dude: ohhhh
RVS_dude: OHH
RVS_dude: does it have something to do with that mindchamber in the forums?
psi43: it's not that easy as I said. I am not allowed to talk about it
psi43: and this doesn't come from tba only, if I do talk about it I would probably put myself in danger
RVS_dude: that's what I've heard and it aches my heart to know I may have done something horrible to my friends
RVS_dude: and I'm afraid for myself too, as if I did something wrong
Hammi: rvs
Hammi: cool down
Hammi: this is the back alleys yes
mrscriblam: sigh
Hammi: but we arent mobsters who will knock on your door and fuck you up
Hammi: i mean come on
RVS_dude: but I'm full of love and its the holidays, you guys are a set of friends I have
Hammi: what about rl friends?
RVS_dude: they're away with family and busy
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Hammi: oh
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RVS_dude: I'm surprised that you'd be in "danger" if you talked about it
RVS_dude: and somehow I'm partly responsible
Hammi: maybe you should like, go out on family dinner or somethin
Hammi: and forget about this whole ordeal
Hammi: we wont leave just so you know
Hammi: we will be here for all eternity
Hammi: save yourself
ansel: the flying dutchman of the internet
ansel: we were afraid to die
ansel: and now we haunt #thebackalleys
ansel: ensnaring unwary sailors
ansel: RUN, COWARD
RVS_dude: heh
HackBenjamin: wat
ansel: BEWARE
mrscriblam: the net sailors will destroy you
HackBenjamin: A flying dutchman named, "Ansel"?
mrscriblam: pfhaha
Hammi: no you idiot
RVS_dude: so its possible that things out of the realm of possibility are possible
Hammi: the flying dutchman r us
HackBenjamin: Flying dutchmen named "hammi" and "ansel"?
RVS_dude: why does everyone keep saying to save myself?
mrscriblam: because you should forget about all of this
mrscriblam: to save yourself
mrscriblam: from looking nuts
RVS_dude: remember what
ansel: rtil jones' locker
RVS_dude: :P
mrscriblam: no
mrscriblam: i said forget
mrscriblam: not remember
RVS_dude: I don't even know what you're talking about
RVS_dude: :P
mrscriblam: okay good
Hammi: we're saying that youre worrying too much
ansel: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT TO BE
ansel: DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
ansel: YOU
ansel: ARRE
ansel: A
ansel: PIRATE
RVS_dude: but I want to know whether there's something if I don't know about me
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mrscriblam: there isnt
mrscriblam: that any of us know of anyway
RVS_dude: you guys are something else
mrscriblam: we arent GODS here alright we dont know that much
Hammi: so you really love tba
RVS_dude: if there's anything I could do for you, I'd be willing
RVS_dude: yea I wanted to make a game based on characters with tba and rtil
mrscriblam: just chill and that'll be enough
RVS_dude: but I'm afraid to make it if my life's in danger ha ha
RVS_dude: I'll chill
Hammi: one question
RVS_dude: sure
Hammi: do you still hate newgrounds?
RVS_dude: no
mrscriblam:
Hammi: i remember you once said that
RVS_dude: that was a long time ago when I did hate it
RVS_dude: but I understand what goes into a project like that
RVS_dude: and I have no right to try to change someone else's belief even if I don't agree with it wholly
anigen: RVS, dude!
RVS_dude: yea?
RVS_dude: lol
anigen: Dude, RVS!
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RVS_dude: dude anigen
: guest77 is now known as android17.
: anigen is now known as RVS_bro.
RVS_bro: RVS, bro!
mrscriblam: lol
RVS_dude: lol
Hammi: woah shit
mrscriblam: Bro, RVS!
Hammi: now theres two of them
: android17 is now known as RVS_MOM.
: mrscriblam is now known as RVS_dad.
RVS_dad: now son did i ever tell you the time i dropped you off a cliff
RVS_MOM: nothing like trans
RVS_dad: i hope not
RVS_dude: so you guys won't mind if I make a game based on ng and tba?
RVS_dude: parodying it of course
RVS_MOM: speak to your father
RVS_MOM: dont forget to eat your breakfast
RVS_dude: any of you have a 360?
RVS_dad: you should probably do something a little more original :/
RVS_MOM: son what did we tell you about games in this house hold
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RVS_dude: well it is original
: guest84 is now known as RVS_sis.
RVS_dude: I wanted to do a sort of tribute to ng and tba in a lighthearted sense
RVS_sis: hey RVS family!
RVS_MOM: hello
RVS_dad: well no son of mine is gonna rip off newgrounds rumble
Hammi: made dinner yet?
RVS_MOM: I am your loving transvestite mother *hugs
RVS_dude: no no nothing like that
: HackBenjamin is now known as RVS_uncle.
Hammi: im a friend of RVS ;D
Hammi: and im here to suck up on you
RVS_sis: omg! why didnt you buy me a new RVS_cellphone!
RVS_uncle: Hello RVS's
RVS_sis: i wanna hang out with my RVS_girlfriends!
RVS_uncle: Wanna buy some drugs from your weird uncle
RVS_MOM: you need to do your chores rvs_sis
RVS_uncle: low price
RVS_dad: get out of my house and stop taunting my boy 'hammi'!!
Hammi: but... hes my friend
RVS_dad: i aint raising no queers
Hammi: and im hungry
RVS_dad: go home
RVS_uncle: `exec Server.nick("RVS_bot")
: Isabella_ is now known as RVS_bot.
RVS_MOM: Hammi, you need some food in your belly
RVS_dude: lol
RVS_dad: martha i swear to god
Hammi: YES MA'AM
RVS_MOM: theres some left overs in the trash
Hammi:
RVS_dad: martha dont pull this shit on me
RVS_MOM: the only thing I havent pulled is the tampon I used 8 years ago
Hammi: cool!
RVS_uncle: Hahaha
RVS_uncle: Lemme suck the blood outta that
RVS_uncle: Cause I'm the weird uncle
Hammi: dude i saw it first
RVS_dude: I think my ultimate motivational goal overall, is to help those to help save thesmselve
RVS_uncle: stfu
RVS_uncle: Cause I'm the weird uncle
RVS_dad: jesus christ will you please get rid of that thing
Hammi: step off olg geezer
RVS_uncle: >:[
RVS_dad: i want to have SEX in this decade martha
RVS_uncle: No drugs in your stocking mister
Hammi: unless you give me a share of dat drug
RVS_MOM: OH GOD its green
RVS_uncle: >:[
RVS_MOM: IM AN ALIEN
Hammi: good ol RVS family recipe
RVS_dad: okay great go up to the bedroom
Hammi: im all in for that drug mayn
RVS_dude: you guys say more than you intend I can tell
RVS_MOM: son dont speak to company with that mouth!
RVS_uncle: Use your other mouth!
RVS_dad: son i will give you a right beating
RVS_uncle: Give him a left beating!
RVS_dad: shut the fuck up frank
RVS_uncle: :(
RVS_dad: nobody invited you
RVS_uncle: No drugs for you either, mister
RVS_dad: do you want to take this outside?
RVS_uncle: No
RVS_uncle: It's cold out there
RVS_dad: alright i will kill you right here and now
Hammi: throw da geezer out in the snowwww
RVS_uncle: Oh
RVS_uncle: O
RVS_uncle: Ok
RVS_uncle: Kill me
RVS_MOM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RVS_MOM: dont kill frank
RVS_uncle: I have an appointment to hand out drugs at the childrens hostipal tomorrow
RVS_uncle: I'll have to postpone that
RVS_dad: punches RVS_uncle right in the nose and backhands RVS_mom
RVS_uncle: >:O
Hammi: dude i got 5 bucks
Hammi: what do i get?
RVS_MOM: you hit like RVS_sis
RVS_uncle: A brick
RVS_uncle: of shit
Hammi: man screw you RVS' uncle
RVS_uncle: Lmao
RVS_dad: grabs RS_MOM by the neck and pins her against the wall
RVS_dad: RVS*
RVS_MOM: Hammi I think its time for you to go home
RVS_MOM: moans
Hammi: I WONT LEAVE WITHOUT RVS_DUDE
RVS_uncle: passes Hammi some drugs before he leaves
Hammi: holly
RVS_dad: SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH AND GET OUT
RVS_MOM: hammi you can stay, just share what ever he gave you
Hammi: take it easy pops
RVS_uncle: Lmao this is great
RVS_MOM: and maybe we can get some alone time
Hammi: marihuana damnnnnnnn
RVS_dad: oh in that case
Hammi: lets get down on da couch moms
RVS_dad: loosens grip
Hammi: i got 10 grams
RVS_uncle: I gave you 11 grams
RVS_MOM: you can join in dad, but last time I didnt get satisfied
RVS_uncle: YOu lost one
RVS_uncle: >:[
RVS_dad: gets the shotgun
Hammi: no the last gram is crammed up your ass uncle sir
RVS_uncle: >:O
RVS_uncle: Oh
RVS_dad: I AM THE LAW HERE
RVS_MOM: gets the last gram out
RVS_uncle: THat's what that was
Hammi: woaaaaaaah moms
Hammi: THATS RAD
RVS_uncle: SUPER RAD
Hammi: WICKEEEEEED
RVS_dad: aims for Hammi
RVS_MOM: Spoons are next to godlyness
RVS_uncle: jumps in front
Hammi: OH DEAR ELEPHANT GOD
Hammi: NO
RVS_dad: cocks gun
RVS_uncle: of the gun
RVS_uncle: and dies
RVS_uncle: oh
RVS_uncle: he didn't shoot yet
RVS_uncle: stands in front of gun agaon
RVS_MOM: the suspense killed you
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle anywau
RVS_uncle: BAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
RVS_uncle: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGY CRUEL WOLRD
RVS_dad: cocks gun
RVS_MOM: OVER KILL
RVS_uncle: I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY
RVS_uncle: I WISH TO TELL YOU THAT
RVS_uncle: I'M
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
RVS_dad: FUCK
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Hammi: dude hatin your uncle is cool and all but
RVS_MOM: collects the blood with used tampon
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
Hammi: killin your bro is so not cool
RVS_uncle: AND HURT YOU
RVS_uncle: DIES
RVS_dad: aims for hammi
RVS_MOM: shrieks and moans and screams
RVS_dad: cocks gun
Hammi: no no no no waiiiiiiiit
Hammi: wheres your son maaaaaaaaaan
RVS_MOM: RVS_DAD GET THE FUCK OUT
: RVS_uncle is now known as RVS_uncle_dead.
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_MOM because that bitch needs to shut the fuck up
RVS_uncle_dead: Hey guys
RVS_uncle_dead: I'm dead
RVS_uncle_dead: wat it doo
: RVS_MOM is now known as RVS_MOM_dead.
RVS_uncle_dead: hey
RVS_uncle_dead: dead mama
RVS_MOM_dead: I TO ARE DEADZ
RVS_dad: aims for Hammi
RVS_dad: get out
RVS_dad: of my house
Hammi: dddddudde yessir
RVS_MOM_dead: quickly mind control bot to save himmothy
Hammi: yoink!
RVS_uncle_dead: oh rite
Hammi: runs off and hits the mail box
RVS_dad: f
RVS_bot: kills RVS_dad
RVS_dad: how so?
RVS_bot: I dunnu, you're dead
RVS_dad: fair enough
RVS_MOM_dead: does rvs_bot know cpr?
: RVS_dad is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.
RVS_uncle_dead: Yes
RVS_MOM_dead: sweet
RVS_DAD_DEAD: hi
RVS_MOM_dead: hello dad
RVS_bot: I will save everyone
RVS_DAD_DEAD: im not your dad martha
RVS_MOM_dead: sorry stuart
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead
Hammi: sticks his head in the front door
RVS_DAD_DEAD: so
Hammi: duuuuuuuude thats hot
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead
RVS_DAD_DEAD: im not sorry
RVS_DAD_DEAD: at all
RVS_DAD_DEAD: because
RVS_DAD_DEAD: im a dick
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead
: RVS_MOM_dead is now known as RVS_MOM_resuscitated.
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead
: RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid.
: RVS_uncle_dead is now known as RVS_Uncle.
RVS_Uncle: Alive!
RVS_Uncle:
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: fuck
RVS_Uncle: All thanks to my bot
RVS_Uncle:
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: i hate all of you
RVS_Uncle: Then kill us again!
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: out of shells
RVS_Uncle: Wait
RVS_Uncle: NO
RVS_Uncle: Don't kill ud
RVS_Uncle: ud
RVS_Uncle: oh
RVS_Uncle: yay
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: fuck
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: fuck yeah
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: wheres the bourban
RVS_bot: kills RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid again
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: in the cubbard stuart
: RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.
RVS_dude: any of you guys have a 360?
RVS_DAD_DEAD: fuck A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DOES ME NOW
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: SON SHUT THE HELL UP
RVS_bot: kills RVS_dude
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: the GUESTS are SPEAKING
Hammi: hey lets go up to your bedroom and play!
Hammi: i got da drgzorz
RVS_bot: kills Hammi
Hammi: MOTHERF-
RVS_DAD_DEAD: FUCKING OUT NOW HAMMI
RVS_dude: lol
RVS_dude: you guys are insane
: You are now known as Hammi_DEAD.
RVS_bot: kills RVS_dude again
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: dont disrespect your elders deerie
RVS_bot: DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!
RVS_DAD_DEAD: I DIDNT RAISE A DISRESPECTFUL TWERP
RVS_DAD_DEAD: SO
RVS_DAD_DEAD: FUCKING DIE ALRIGHT
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: ^
RVS_DAD_DEAD: YOU WEAK BASTARD WHY DONT YOU DIE
: RVS_Uncle is now known as Slack.
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: Have some stew Slack
Slack: `exec Server.nick("Isabella_")
: RVS_bot is now known as Isabella_.
RVS_dude: it was nice seein you guys
psi43: lmfao
RVS_dude: but I have some stuff to o
RVS_dude: do
RVS_dude: happy holidays
Hammi_DEAD: RVS_dude...
RVS_DAD_DEAD: hey that stew better not have my chicken in it
Slack: THis whole ordeal was fucking hilarious
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE KNOW
Hammi_DEAD: dont... leave me... here
RVS_dude: phoenix down yourself hammi
Slack: `exec Chan.do('revives Hammi_DEAD')
Isabella_: revives Hammi_DEAD
: You are now known as Hammi.
: Slack is now known as HackBenjamin.
: RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as mrscriblam.
: RVS_MOM_resuscitated is now known as Crabarms.
Hammi: wicked
Hammi: ddd
HackBenjamin: That
HackBenjamin: was
HackBenjamin: hilarious
mrscriblam: oodles of fun
Crabarms: haha
: RVS_dude has signed off IRC (Quit: RVS_dude).
Crabarms: fuck yeah faggot...
Hammi: AND HES OFF
Crabarms: lol
Fuck yea
I will finish it later because it's too long, but... This guy must be pretty stupid if he didn't realize that "you will pay!" thing was a joke.
edit:
QuoteRVS_dad: punches RVS_uncle right in the nose and backhands RVS_mom
RVS_uncle: >:O
RVS_MOM: you hit like RVS_sis
LMAO
^
well........shit
wow thanks for ruining the joke hammi
HE WAS STILL FOOLED WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU PLAY ALONG IDIOT
Quote from: f0dwow thanks for ruining the joke hammi
HE WAS STILL FOOLED WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU PLAY ALONG IDIOT
I was told to post dis.
Also theres still a chance he hasnt seen this yet. Should i remove it?
what
im saying why didnt you play along in the convo, what the fuck are you doing saying "dont worry RVS we are all very nice people who are your friends!!" we spent like all of last week putting this poor kid into a panic stricken state thinking we were about to kill him
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im saying why didnt you play along in the convo, what the fuck are you doing saying "dont worry RVS we are all very nice people who are your friends!!" we spent like all of last week putting this poor kid into a panic stricken state thinking we were about to kill him
I made him believe that we "liked" him just to keep the fun up. As for the killing part, i wasnt aware that this joke already existed. Fucking asdfg
yeh i know cuz you are still a pleb
but ye you should prolly get a mod to move this thread before he sees it
like seriously whenever he enters IRC just drop everything and start convincing him of shit that isnt really happening
and if a guest enters the room go "RVS LEAVE RIGHT NOW"
the rvs show episode 3
<Hammi> why cant i see the hidden section yet rtil??
zzz what's the point of all these shitty copy/paste threads
um so, should I add Hammi to the prem user list y/n?
i vote no
but its up 2 u
yeah quite a lot of people seem to say no as far as I know.
anyone else? 2 more answers and it's decided
oh nevermind it already seems like he's in
If i only had known, i wouldnt be posting this on general. There wont be a second slip. Otherwise remove me right away.
Hammi posted it so I didnt read!
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHammi posted it so I didnt read!
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHammi posted it so I didnt read!
aww it's great read it
^repost it and they might
okay lets start from the middle, where everything starts getting WACKY:
RVS_dude: and I have no right to try to change someone else's belief even if I don't agree with it wholly
anigen: RVS, dude!
RVS_dude: yea?
RVS_dude: lol
anigen: Dude, RVS!
RVS_dude: dude anigen
: anigen is now known as RVS_bro.
RVS_bro: RVS, bro!
mrscriblam: lol
RVS_dude: lol
Hammi: woah shit
mrscriblam: Bro, RVS!
Hammi: now theres two of them
: android17 is now known as RVS_MOM.
: mrscriblam is now known as RVS_dad.
RVS_dad: now son did i ever tell you the time i dropped you off a cliff
RVS_MOM: nothing like trans
RVS_dad: i hope not
RVS_dude: so you guys won't mind if I make a game based on ng and tba?
RVS_dude: parodying it of course
RVS_MOM: speak to your father
RVS_MOM: dont forget to eat your breakfast
RVS_dude: any of you have a 360?
RVS_dad: you should probably do something a little more original :/
RVS_MOM: son what did we tell you about games in this house hold
(Anigen comes in as RVS_sis)
RVS_dude: well it is original
RVS_dude: I wanted to do a sort of tribute to ng and tba in a lighthearted sense
RVS_sis: hey RVS family!
RVS_MOM: hello
RVS_dad: well no son of mine is gonna rip off newgrounds rumble
Hammi: made dinner yet?
RVS_MOM: I am your loving transvestite mother *hugs
RVS_dude: no no nothing like that
: HackBenjamin is now known as RVS_uncle.
Hammi: im a friend of RVS ;D
Hammi: and im here to suck up on you
RVS_sis: omg! why didnt you buy me a new RVS_cellphone!
RVS_uncle: Hello RVS's
RVS_sis: i wanna hang out with my RVS_girlfriends!
RVS_uncle: Wanna buy some drugs from your weird uncle
RVS_MOM: you need to do your chores rvs_sis
RVS_uncle: low price
RVS_dad: get out of my house and stop taunting my boy 'hammi'!!
Hammi: but... hes my friend
RVS_dad: i aint raising no queers
Hammi: and im hungry
RVS_dad: go home
RVS_uncle: `exec Server.nick("RVS_bot")
: Isabella_ is now known as RVS_bot.
RVS_MOM: Hammi, you need some food in your belly
RVS_dude: lol
RVS_dad: martha i swear to god
Hammi: YES MA'AM
RVS_MOM: theres some left overs in the trash
Hammi: mygod.png
RVS_dad: martha dont pull this shit on me
RVS_MOM: the only thing I havent pulled is the tampon I used 8 years ago
Hammi: cool!
RVS_uncle: Hahaha
RVS_uncle: Lemme suck the blood outta that
RVS_uncle: Cause I'm the weird uncle
Hammi: dude i saw it first
RVS_dude: I think my ultimate motivational goal overall, is to help those to help save thesmselve
RVS_uncle: stfu
RVS_uncle: Cause I'm the weird uncle
RVS_dad: jesus christ will you please get rid of that thing
Hammi: step off olg geezer
RVS_uncle: >:[
RVS_dad: i want to have SEX in this decade martha
RVS_uncle: No drugs in your stocking mister
Hammi: unless you give me a share of dat drug
RVS_MOM: OH GOD its green
RVS_uncle: >:[
RVS_MOM: IM AN ALIEN
Hammi: good ol RVS family recipe
RVS_dad: okay great go up to the bedroom
Hammi: im all in for that drug mayn
RVS_dude: you guys say more than you intend I can tell
RVS_MOM: son dont speak to company with that mouth!
RVS_uncle: Use your other mouth!
RVS_dad: son i will give you a right beating
RVS_uncle: Give him a left beating!
RVS_dad: shut the fuck up frank
RVS_uncle: :(
RVS_dad: nobody invited you
RVS_uncle: No drugs for you either, mister
RVS_dad: do you want to take this outside?
RVS_uncle: No
RVS_uncle: It's cold out there
RVS_dad: alright i will kill you right here and now
Hammi: throw da geezer out in the snowwww
RVS_uncle: Oh
RVS_uncle: O
RVS_uncle: Ok
RVS_uncle: Kill me
RVS_MOM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
RVS_MOM: dont kill frank
RVS_uncle: I have an appointment to hand out drugs at the childrens hostipal tomorrow
RVS_uncle: I'll have to postpone that
RVS_dad: punches RVS_uncle right in the nose and backhands RVS_mom
RVS_uncle: >:O
Hammi: dude i got 5 bucks
Hammi: what do i get?
RVS_MOM: you hit like RVS_sis
RVS_uncle: A brick
RVS_uncle: of shit
Hammi: man screw you RVS' uncle
RVS_uncle: Lmao
RVS_dad: grabs RS_MOM by the neck and pins her against the wall
RVS_dad: RVS*
RVS_MOM: Hammi I think its time for you to go home
RVS_MOM: moans
Hammi: I WONT LEAVE WITHOUT RVS_DUDE
RVS_uncle: passes Hammi some drugs before he leaves
Hammi: holly
RVS_dad: SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH AND GET OUT
RVS_MOM: hammi you can stay, just share what ever he gave you
Hammi: take it easy pops
RVS_uncle: Lmao this is great
RVS_MOM: and maybe we can get some alone time wink.gif
Hammi: marihuana damnnnnnnn
RVS_dad: oh in that case
Hammi: lets get down on da couch moms
RVS_dad: loosens grip
Hammi: i got 10 grams
RVS_uncle: I gave you 11 grams
RVS_MOM: you can join in dad, but last time I didnt get satisfied
RVS_uncle: YOu lost one
RVS_uncle: >:[
RVS_dad: gets the shotgun
Hammi: no the last gram is crammed up your ass uncle sir
RVS_uncle: >:O
RVS_uncle: Oh
RVS_dad: I AM THE LAW HERE
RVS_MOM: gets the last gram out
RVS_uncle: THat's what that was
Hammi: woaaaaaaah moms
Hammi: THATS RAD
RVS_uncle: SUPER RAD
Hammi: WICKEEEEEED
RVS_dad: aims for Hammi
RVS_MOM: Spoons are next to godlyness
RVS_uncle: jumps in front
Hammi: OH DEAR ELEPHANT GOD
Hammi: NO
RVS_dad: cocks gun
RVS_uncle: of the gun
RVS_uncle: and dies
RVS_uncle: oh
RVS_uncle: he didn't shoot yet
RVS_uncle: stands in front of gun agaon
RVS_MOM: the suspense killed you
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle anywau
RVS_uncle: BAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
RVS_uncle: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGY CRUEL WOLRD
RVS_dad: cocks gun
RVS_MOM: OVER KILL
RVS_uncle: I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY
RVS_uncle: I WISH TO TELL YOU THAT
RVS_uncle: I'M
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
RVS_dad: FUCK
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Hammi: dude hatin your uncle is cool and all but
RVS_MOM: collects the blood with used tampon
RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
Hammi: killin your bro is so not cool
RVS_uncle: AND HURT YOU
RVS_uncle: DIES
RVS_dad: aims for hammi
RVS_MOM: shrieks and moans and screams
RVS_dad: cocks gun
Hammi: no no no no waiiiiiiiit
Hammi: wheres your son maaaaaaaaaan
RVS_MOM: RVS_DAD GET THE FUCK OUT
: RVS_uncle is now known as RVS_uncle_dead.
RVS_dad: shoots RVS_MOM because that bitch needs to shut the fuck up
RVS_uncle_dead: Hey guys
RVS_uncle_dead: I'm dead
RVS_uncle_dead: wat it doo
: RVS_MOM is now known as RVS_MOM_dead.
RVS_uncle_dead: hey
RVS_uncle_dead: dead mama
RVS_MOM_dead: I TO ARE DEADZ
RVS_dad: aims for Hammi
RVS_dad: get out
RVS_dad: of my house
Hammi: dddddudde yessir
RVS_MOM_dead: quickly mind control bot to save himmothy
Hammi: yoink!
RVS_uncle_dead: oh rite
Hammi: runs off and hits the mail box
RVS_dad: f
RVS_bot: kills RVS_dad
RVS_dad: how so?
RVS_bot: I dunnu, you're dead
RVS_dad: fair enough
RVS_MOM_dead: does rvs_bot know cpr?
: RVS_dad is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.
RVS_uncle_dead: Yes
RVS_MOM_dead: sweet
RVS_DAD_DEAD: hi
RVS_MOM_dead: hello dad
RVS_bot: I will save everyone
RVS_DAD_DEAD: im not your dad martha
RVS_MOM_dead: sorry stuart
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead
Hammi: sticks his head in the front door
RVS_DAD_DEAD: so
Hammi: duuuuuuuude thats hot
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead
RVS_DAD_DEAD: im not sorry
RVS_DAD_DEAD: at all
RVS_DAD_DEAD: because
RVS_DAD_DEAD: im a dick
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead
: RVS_MOM_dead is now known as RVS_MOM_resuscitated.
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead
RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead
: RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid.
: RVS_uncle_dead is now known as RVS_Uncle.
RVS_Uncle: Alive!
RVS_Uncle: peachy.png
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: fuck
RVS_Uncle: All thanks to my bot
RVS_Uncle: peachy.png
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: i hate all of you
RVS_Uncle: Then kill us again!
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: out of shells
RVS_Uncle: Wait
RVS_Uncle: NO
RVS_Uncle: Don't kill ud
RVS_Uncle: ud
RVS_Uncle: oh
RVS_Uncle: yay
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: fuck
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: fuck yeah
RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: wheres the bourban
RVS_bot: kills RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid again
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: in the cubbard stuart
: RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.
RVS_dude: any of you guys have a 360?
RVS_DAD_DEAD: fuck A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DOES ME NOW
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: SON SHUT THE HELL UP
RVS_bot: kills RVS_dude
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: the GUESTS are SPEAKING
Hammi: hey lets go up to your bedroom and play!
Hammi: i got da drgzorz
RVS_bot: kills Hammi
Hammi: MOTHERF-
RVS_DAD_DEAD: FUCKING OUT NOW HAMMI
RVS_dude: lol
RVS_dude: you guys are insane
: You are now known as Hammi_DEAD.
RVS_bot: kills RVS_dude again
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: dont disrespect your elders deerie
RVS_bot: DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!
RVS_DAD_DEAD: I DIDNT RAISE A DISRESPECTFUL TWERP
RVS_DAD_DEAD: SO
RVS_DAD_DEAD: FUCKING DIE ALRIGHT
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: ^
RVS_DAD_DEAD: YOU WEAK BASTARD WHY DONT YOU DIE
: RVS_Uncle is now known as Slack.
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: Have some stew Slack
Slack: `exec Server.nick("Isabella_")
: RVS_bot is now known as Isabella_.
RVS_dude: it was nice seein you guys
psi43: lmfao
RVS_dude: but I have some stuff to o
RVS_dude: do
RVS_dude: happy holidays
Hammi_DEAD: RVS_dude...
RVS_DAD_DEAD: hey that stew better not have my chicken in it
Slack: THis whole ordeal was fucking hilarious
RVS_MOM_resuscitated: GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE KNOW
Hammi_DEAD: dont... leave me... here
RVS_dude: phoenix down yourself hammi
Slack: `exec Chan.do('revives Hammi_DEAD')
Isabella_: revives Hammi_DEAD
: You are now known as Hammi.
: Slack is now known as HackBenjamin.
: RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as mrscriblam.
: RVS_MOM_resuscitated is now known as Crabarms.
Hammi: wicked
Hammi: ddd
HackBenjamin: That
HackBenjamin: was
HackBenjamin: hilarious
mrscriblam: oodles of fun
AND THATS THE SHOW!!!
lmao. jesus christ, you guys really traumatized him
Oh wow that was pretty funny!
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHammi posted it so I didnt read!
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyOh wow that was pretty funny!
Kill yourself BRO.
kick hammi out of this forum BRO
Quote from: f0dkick hammi out of this forum BRO
on christmas
that's cold, BRO
that was fucking hilarious BRO.
br0
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ok so jseed voiced that and I made the bad animation. I didn't want to make anything too appealing and time consuming for hammi. Sent him that via pm.
merry christmas! ps: FUCK U
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what a faggot