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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: zomfgbie on October 28, 2008 07:10 PM
http://jogos.hex.com.br/jogo/coconut-run/ (http://jogos.hex.com.br/jogo/coconut-run/)

post your machines!

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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Daveb0t on October 28, 2008 07:22 PM
Kind of crashed my browser on the first try but hhhvhvhvhvhv illl try it again
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: salutations on October 28, 2008 07:24 PM
rtil can't do it


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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 28, 2008 08:29 PM
SAY HELLO TO THIS BAD BOY
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Michelle on October 28, 2008 08:38 PM
lmfao

i love fucking up more than actually getting through
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Daveb0t on October 28, 2008 08:51 PM
Its actually pretty fun once you figure it out really
My gay thingy
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And its downfall.
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I was going to give it up a while ago because it crashes my browser everytime I hit the give up button, but hhhfhhfhfhf I saw rtils shit and liked it.  Also I just hit the refresh button instead of the other thing
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Daveb0t on October 28, 2008 09:04 PM
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This one got all the way to the end wioth 11 coconuts, but then the stats screen crashed my browser before I could take a SS.
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Gmagnum on October 28, 2008 09:40 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: zomfgbie on October 28, 2008 10:00 PM
first person to get all coconuts into the shredder WITHOUT using the default machine gets a trophy
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Gmagnum on October 28, 2008 10:10 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: sQueef on October 28, 2008 10:10 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Daveb0t on October 28, 2008 10:16 PM
I just made one really nic but the camera just screwed up and panned to the end.

Broken game gets to fuck off.
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Michelle on October 28, 2008 10:20 PM
Quote from: FreekCfirst person to get all coconuts into the shredder WITHOUT using the default machine gets a trophy
are you kidding me i can't even get through it with that piece of shit

lmao squeef was that deliberate
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: psi43 on October 28, 2008 10:39 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: redmongoose on October 28, 2008 10:46 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 28, 2008 11:08 PM
for some reason this topic makes me laugh really really loud


but anyway this game has been bothering the crap out of me cuz i couldn't get all the damn coconuts in the thing

UNTIL

my latest model, which i have named 'the grabber', has improved weight balance, higher engine efficiency, dual suspension and a rocket launcher, scored a stunning 15/15 of all coconuts with an 85% efficiency rating



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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: shittyfurryass on October 28, 2008 11:09 PM
87% :<

91% :>
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 28, 2008 11:19 PM
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN B!TCH
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: DrRumack on October 28, 2008 11:27 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Daveb0t on October 28, 2008 11:32 PM
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7 Members: Davebut, michelle, rtil, Wiiporter, Belief, shittyfurryass, Greg91

Most I've ever seen in one topic
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Mushroomboy5 on October 28, 2008 11:41 PM
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gets all of them with 54% efficency
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: DrRumack on October 28, 2008 11:45 PM
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0% efficiency
what a ride though
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 28, 2008 11:46 PM
haha
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: sQueef on October 28, 2008 11:58 PM
Quote from: Davebut7 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
7 Members: Davebut, michelle, rtil, Wiiporter, Belief, shittyfurryass, Greg91

Most I've ever seen in one topic
WELLL OBVIOUSLY YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN YUNGJAZZ FIRST JOINED OR WHEN MINDCHAMBER STARTED SOME BIG GAYFEST HAHAHAH
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: shittyfurryass on October 29, 2008 12:03 AM
Quote from: rtilPICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN B!TCH

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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 29, 2008 01:23 AM
best backalleys topic ever

Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 29, 2008 01:30 AM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 29, 2008 02:03 AM
there's an odd feeling of accomplishment when your creation goes into the chopper with its pieces all flying off its broken body WHILE it does a wheelie and gets all the coconuts in

badass
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: CoolDrMoney on October 29, 2008 07:43 AM
So my machine was literally moving inch by inch slow as fuck! So I was like oh boy I better record this! I hope nothing really shitty happens that made me waste my time! Hope I reach the end!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 29, 2008 08:43 AM
Okay.

This is a rather at length bit about exploiting the physics engine of this game for hilarious purposes.

Red Mongoose made a cart that looks like a man. He cleverly used the wheels to make yoyo. How? Because when you make joints, you dont HAVE to attach them to the center of wheels.

Secondly, if you put the center of wheel on a solid object it can shift very gently up and down.
So
I decided to try to make wheels like a train, where the wheels had a spoke (a joint) and it worked.
But not too well.

So I moved to the next step. Putting an axle between two wheels.
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You may notice an extra wheel attached to the solid part of the axle. This is because previously, when the two large main wheels made half a rotation, the "stick" of the axle hit the ground too hard.

Which made the whole cart bounce and seizure, which was funny but made it near undrivable.


So off we go
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The yoyos on top swing to and fro sometimes keeping the coconuts in the cart. sometimes hurling them through the air

The yoyos also serve a secondary purpose (note i'm not trying to win the game just make a hilariously retarded cart)
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They become extra wheels in case I flip over.


So I lost my coconuts


The sad part is you guys cant see how this thing moves
its fuckin great
its a shame there's no way to record these
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It also has a tendency to roll on top of itself
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 29, 2008 08:50 AM
Quote from: ZekeyThe sad part is you guys cant see how this thing moves
its fuckin great
its a shame there's no way to record these
well

camtasia studio does video screen capture

and it's easy to find/crack

Title: how efficient r u
Post by: salutations on October 29, 2008 08:54 AM
maybe one day I will try this game but I have a feeling because I am a very impatient/angry/easily annoyed person I will probably break my monitor or something.

Title: how efficient r u
Post by: redmongoose on October 29, 2008 09:29 AM
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89% percent effeciency
15/15 coconuts
28 seconds
one wheel

pfft
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: redmongoose on October 29, 2008 09:37 AM
update
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Post by: salutations on October 29, 2008 09:41 AM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: zomfgbie on October 29, 2008 10:41 AM
dicks thats not very efficient now is it  

i wanna see 100% now guys! my record is 3 coconuts with 6% efficiency
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: salutations on October 29, 2008 10:47 AM
Quote from: FreekCdicks thats not very efficient now is it  

i wanna see 100% now guys! my record is 3 coconuts with 6% efficiency

its efficient for getting all the ladies
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: zomfgbie on October 29, 2008 10:48 AM
my baby comes through for me

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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 29, 2008 11:44 AM
Quote from: rtilwell

camtasia studio does video screen capture

and it's easy to find/crack



I have a recording program
it uses very little resources and still runs like absolute shit on this old machine

video playback is like 5 fps if alot of stuff is happening onscreen

i know camtasia will probably run even worse
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Daveb0t on October 29, 2008 11:55 AM
We should make a "donate to Zekey fund".
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 29, 2008 01:21 PM
Quote from: DavebutWe should make a "donate to Zekey fund".

wow fuck you
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: mishkamash on October 29, 2008 05:37 PM
Quote from: DavebutWe should make a "donate to Zekey fund".
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 29, 2008 06:01 PM
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: rtilwell

camtasia studio does video screen capture

and it's easy to find/crack



I have a recording program
it uses very little resources and still runs like absolute shit on this old machine

video playback is like 5 fps if alot of stuff is happening onscreen

i know camtasia will probably run even worse
son of a
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Mushroomboy5 on October 29, 2008 06:33 PM
We should make a "steal from Zekey fund".
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 30, 2008 04:49 AM
I have created



the



perfect



cart



I got 100% with this baby

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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 30, 2008 09:44 AM
So I've been fucking about with this thing for a bit now.

The physics engine is (for the most part) fueled by a certain weight and strength to everything. Mainly the wires and wheels.

So.


I made a turbine:

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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: zomfgbie on October 30, 2008 10:39 AM
that would be impressive if you cut off the times

figured out you need all 15 coconuts in 14 seconds for 100%

just one big wheel on its own takes 18 seconds

WE MUST DEFY PHYSICS AND LOGIC ITSELF
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on October 30, 2008 08:08 PM
new challenge: catapult all coconuts into shredder from a great distance
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: shittyfurryass on October 31, 2008 06:18 PM
^ I think that accidentally happened once with me
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Gmagnum on October 31, 2008 07:55 PM
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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: Jeinu on November 1, 2008 07:38 PM
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how terrible
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on November 6, 2008 10:33 PM
boomp
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: rtil on November 7, 2008 12:33 AM
must resist
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: billy on November 17, 2008 08:28 AM
i just got 100

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Title: how efficient r u
Post by: billy on November 17, 2008 08:33 AM
pwned noobies
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: mishkamash on November 17, 2008 08:14 PM
Fuck You, Man!
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: billy on November 17, 2008 08:42 PM
Quote from: MishkaMashFuck You, Man!
LOL
Title: how efficient r u
Post by: trent bortknob on November 18, 2008 01:18 AM
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