Ronald McDonald, religious deity and founder of McDonald's, is also best known for his prolific history of mass murders and terrorism that have mostly ended in suicides. As Ronald McDonald's soul is immortal, he is able to converge back to Earth from where his soul resides while his body is dying. As of August 2008, Ronald McDonald has committed at least 25non-political or war related (mass) murders since 1916, and has committed at least 19 warfare or political-related attacks which a few are labeled as "terrorist attacks." He is also known for his organizing of wars, predominantly with those of an opposing religion (Kingists, Islams).
His most deadly non-political or war related "criminal" massacre was a shooting spree throughout Tijuana, Mexico streets. He killed at least 20 people and wounded 28 others in what has become to be known as the "Ronald's Tijuana Massacre." The shooting occurred in 1964 and had lasted for 48 minutes. As police cars approached Ronald in an armored vehicle, they exchanged gunfire, and Ronald, for his first time, committed suicide via gunshot wound to the head with a combination of taking a cyanide pill a minute before (similar to Hitler's suicide).
His most deadly political or war related massacre was in Seattle, Washington where three Burger Kings exploded from detonating potassium nitrate bombs (similar to what Tim McVeigh used in the Oklahoma City bombing). 29 Burger King patrons of employees died in this bombings, and Ronald committed suicide by holding a grenade to his mouth and pulling off the fuse. This occurred in 1955.
And his most deadly warfare contribution was in 1943 when Ronald drove his shoe tank over the BK militia, and opening fire, killing at least 80 people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4_tt49Y4BM
why hasnt he been banned exactly
Quote from: f0dwhy hasnt he been banned exactly
The admins are lazy.
lmfao i mean really how often do we have to go over this
he always makes a thread saying "im leaving forever" then comes crawling back and posts stupid ronald shit a month later\
just delete him
tim is pretty amazing
Quote from: f0dlmfao i mean really how often do we have to go over this
he always makes a thread saying "im leaving forever" then comes crawling back and posts stupid ronald shit a month later\
just delete him
lmao, and how is that going to help at all? I was done with this place, and almost even forgot about it, until a few months later Anigen bothered me with a message out of the blue. Blame him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y7DLuYFYwI
i completely ignore these kinds of topics and the videos embeded in them and only click them so that the light on the front page wont say that there are new posts
Quote from: taylori completely ignore these kinds of topics and the videos embeded in them and only click them so that the light on the front page wont say that there are new posts
Is this a trait of OCD?