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Title: Another SMBZ, ugh....
Post by: YungJazz on October 2, 2008 03:55 PM
Part 7's out featuring bomba clotty cameos by Anrew Raskin and Patrick McTennyhouse (Bowser's Kingdom). (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462494)

It's a whopping HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES LONG. I actually watched it, just for the heck if it and reviewed with an incredibly forgiving 7/10 which I'm regretting because it was rly boring. I like giving people points for effort.  I post this here just for the bomba clots and giggles of seeing Rtil tear it to shreds. Happy criticizing.
Title: Another SMBZ, ugh....
Post by: CoolDrMoney on October 2, 2008 04:15 PM
Didnt watch it

Gave it a 3 review
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Post by: sQueef on October 3, 2008 12:52 AM
my friend daveb0t turned it on as soon as it came out and was talking with us on msn about it and he kept saying "this bomba clot is still playing" for like an hour and I didn't believe him till now.

1 hour and 20 minutes of pure crap wow thats gotta be like a record.
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Post by: Blordow on October 3, 2008 01:31 AM
i dunno how people can actually sit through that
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Post by: rtil on October 3, 2008 01:56 AM
you think i'm actually gonna watch that yungjazz
i'm not going to hit the 'next' button 34958374958345 times so i can see an over 9000 joke
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Post by: notorious on October 3, 2008 03:16 AM
Quote from: rtilyou think i'm actually gonna watch that yungjazz
i'm not going to hit the 'next' button 34958374958345 times so i can see an over 9000 joke

how did you know there was an over 9000 joke if you didn't watch it EH RTIL I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ARE TRYING TO HIDE

yeah i watched that just so i had the right to give it a 0 review. That felt really fuckin good just venting out everything that should be said to that fucker Alvin!

also there is no way that is an hour and 20 minutes long i thought it was like 30 minutes long at MOST but maybe it was because i wasn't paying attention half the time and i just skipped through most of the dialogue
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Post by: sQueef on October 3, 2008 03:19 AM
you have to click through the dialogue in his movies??? wow holy bomba clot gay
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Post by: rtil on October 3, 2008 04:05 AM
Quote from: notorious
Quote from: rtilyou think i'm actually gonna watch that yungjazz
i'm not going to hit the 'next' button 34958374958345 times so i can see an over 9000 joke

how did you know there was an over 9000 joke if you didn't watch it EH RTIL I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ARE TRYING TO HIDE
it was in one of the reviews

plus , it's kind of a given
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Post by: mishkamash on October 3, 2008 06:19 PM
it's horrible
i actually had the guts to watch it, but its so bad





spacebar



goddamn
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Post by: adamant on October 3, 2008 10:19 PM
bomba clot
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Post by: DrRumack on October 4, 2008 09:04 PM
Quote from: YungJazzIt's a whopping HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES LONG.
wow really? That sucks.
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Post by: RichChap on October 6, 2008 07:06 PM
Is it possible to leave a 0/10 review on newgrounds? I have tried thousands of times, i've read the rules, and obeyed them, but my reviews ALWAYS get deleted when they're 0/10.
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Post by: zomfgbie on October 6, 2008 09:08 PM
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
[/b][/u]

Animation spokespeople share their views
[/size]

"!!!"
by: Hasruto
this is so awesome it made me able to see again!

"Finally"
by: supersonicmario
finally oh and props on the old retro design nice edge- alvin earthworm

"amazing"
by: NGKirik
another incredible installment, the retro idea was great. Many more epic battles aswell (but nothing like the 3-way battle in ep 6) 10/10 for one of the best flash artists here.

"Astounding."
by: MasterInsan0
This left me speechless. It was...a masterpiece of Flash animation. Every single episode gets better and better. You seriously deserve to get paid to do this. I'm not joking--if I had the money, I would pay you to produce monthly SMBZ episodes. I'm gonna go watch them all again.

"Easily the best so far!!"
by: Shadow-of-Pain
The depth, the story, the beautifully hand drawn 3D sprites, the fast paced kick ass battles; it was all stunning. I like the fact that this one is longer it just made it even more worth the wait and Luigi is an absolute legend! He just gets funnier every episode!! Anyways absolutely amazing and if I could I'd give it 11/10 =)
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Post by: rtil on October 6, 2008 09:20 PM
Quote from: RichChapIs it possible to leave a 0/10 review on newgrounds? I have tried thousands of times, i've read the rules, and obeyed them, but my reviews ALWAYS get deleted when they're 0/10.
haha

this is how it works now

y'see, if you leave a review over a score of 6 you can say whatever you want and it will stay. however , if it's 6 or lower, you have to be pretty darn careful, otherweise you're abusive !!

reviews have to be structured like this:all while being as kind as an angel, because god forbid you hurt the author's precious feelings! after all, they haven't gotten enough 10/10 reviews, and they are super sensitive to anyone who may not think of them as christ's incarnate.

however , if you're a staff member, an affiliate, or cozy with any of the previous two, don't worry. your review is safe and here to stay.
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Post by: sQueef on October 6, 2008 09:40 PM
thats funny cuz on my spam submissions i get like 0/10 reviews that say bomba clot like "fuck you you suck you have no talent uninstall flash and burn in a fire!!!!!" and it gets marked as helpful.


It's true, spammers are like the niggers of newgrounds.
They get treated like bomba clot.

But they are "the cool"
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Post by: GRINACE on October 7, 2008 02:01 AM
I FLIPPIN LOVED IT OMGZ LOL IT WAT TAHT CRAZZY!!! OMG SBZPMS IS SOO FUKKIN AWSOME!!!!!@
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Post by: Sonni on October 7, 2008 04:02 AM
I decided not to write any constructive reviews on "popular flash movies", I doubt people like Alvin-Earthworm would actually appreciate your advice or your criticism even if you're genuinely trying to help them because they just want to make what they want.

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Post by: rtil on October 7, 2008 08:29 AM
Quote from: SonniI decided not to write any constructive reviews on "popular flash movies", I doubt people like Alvin-Earthworm would actually appreciate your advice or your criticism even if you're genuinely trying to help them because they just want to make what they want.
this is why i stopped too

even if they did read them, it's not like they give a shit
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Post by: sQueef on October 7, 2008 08:45 AM
they only care about tha $$$$$$$$ monthly award
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Post by: anigen on October 7, 2008 12:52 PM
i have a confession

ive never watched any of the smbz episodes

only his intro thing
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Post by: Crabarms on October 7, 2008 04:32 PM
I made an exception to watching this piece of bomba clot,
and I should of stopped when I seen the crappy ripped sprite loading screen.
My fingers hesitated before I pushed play, and my face cringed, and my eyes boiled...
The magical X with its unbounded closing abilities pulled me to my senses.
I took a deep breath to know that for now the movie was over, but I had lost the war.
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Post by: sQueef on October 7, 2008 05:03 PM
Quote from: anibutti have a confession

ive never watched any of the smbz episodes
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 7, 2008 11:01 PM
Quote from: Squeefthats funny cuz on my spam submissions i get like 0/10 reviews that say bomba clot like "fuck you you suck you have no talent uninstall flash and burn in a fire!!!!!" and it gets marked as helpful.


its because newgrounds has a bomba clotty review mod staff
and a bomba clotty mod staff overall

HEY I MET THIS GIRL AT COMIC CON. SHE'S CUTE LETS MAKE HER A MOD.
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Post by: f0d on October 8, 2008 06:24 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: anibutti have a confession

ive never watched any of the smbz episodes
ive tried, i really have

its just too painful

my god even as far as videogame parodies go, its terrible. d-sun makes shit that is 20 times as entertaining. even if its still crap, at least he puts moderate amounts of effort and storytelling into it.
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Post by: Philip K Dick on October 8, 2008 06:43 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: anibutt
ive never watched any of the smbz episodes
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Post by: f0d on October 8, 2008 08:19 AM
ive watched maybe 30 seconds of each one before being forced to close the window due to sheer gayness
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Post by: Daveb0t on October 8, 2008 08:31 AM
Quote from: Squeefmy friend daveb0t turned it on as soon as it came out and was talking with us on msn about it and he kept saying "this bomba clot is still playing" for like an hour and I didn't believe him till now.

1 hour and 20 minutes of pure crap wow thats gotta be like a record.
The memories will stay with me forever
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Post by: LordZeebmork on October 8, 2008 10:37 AM
I think I tried to watch episode six once

one of the worst things I have ever seen on newgrounds

uuuggghhhhh

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Post by: Necronomitr0n on October 8, 2008 04:04 PM
Quote from: iii
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: anibutt
ive never watched any of the smbz episodes
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Post by: zomfgbie on October 13, 2008 03:31 PM
I recieved a warning for this review because it was flagged 3 times.

I give the hell up.
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Post by: rtil on October 13, 2008 04:11 PM
if a review has a score below 7 now you have to give lots of helpful tips on how to improve and be super super nice so you don't hurt the author's feelings!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Daveb0t on October 13, 2008 06:57 PM
Quote from: rtilif a review has a score below 7 now you have to give lots of helpful tips on how to improve and be super super nice so you don't hurt the author's feelings!!!!!!!!!
Lmao this is too too true.
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Post by: zomfgbie on October 13, 2008 08:09 PM
o no i didnt reed the unwritten rules ):
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Post by: LordZeebmork on October 13, 2008 10:00 PM
actually you aren't allowed to give constructive criticism to popular authors!!!

at least according to malachy
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Post by: rtil on October 14, 2008 01:17 AM
that's because they are perfect don't you see you filthy plebian?
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 14, 2008 01:32 AM
good ol mbot

i usually just re-review things where my review gets deleted

often with the same review

i just paste it all back in
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Post by: sQueef on October 14, 2008 02:07 AM
lmao yeah the first time you showed me that i was laughin for

well for a good while anyway
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Post by: redmongoose on October 14, 2008 08:54 AM
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Post by: Sonni on October 14, 2008 09:36 AM
From what I know, they originally get review mods in order to delete spam reviews, right? And then somehow it turns into this...
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Post by: Blordow on October 14, 2008 04:10 PM
YOU ALL LIE I BET YOUVE ALL WATCHED A FEW EPISODES AND SECRETELY LIKE IT DEEP DOWN STOP ACTIN LIKE UR ALL TUFF STUFF ON DA INTERNET
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi219.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc243%2FFingers22%2Ftough.jpg&hash=26fe981b795319e24078d3031399bf95cedbfb36)
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on October 14, 2008 04:33 PM
Blordow-p-s
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Post by: zomfgbie on October 14, 2008 06:31 PM
i just dont get the appeal at all i mean who finds this entertaining?

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Post by: sQueef on October 15, 2008 04:19 AM
lmao
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Post by: Daveb0t on October 15, 2008 04:24 AM
Quote from: Squeeflmao
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Post by: KingDavid on October 15, 2008 02:45 PM
wow that's redickulas. an hour and 20 minutes? i spent about 5 skimming threw the dialoge part and then was like fuck this !!!!!!!!!! yea that's a new low. wow make your own art, your wasting your time heh
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Post by: Daveb0t on October 15, 2008 06:39 PM
Imagine if Illwillpress combined all his movies into one.

It would be on par with this.
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Post by: mishkamash on October 17, 2008 09:49 PM
Quote from: KingDavidwow that's redickulas. an hour and 20 minutes? i spent about 5 skimming threw the dialoge part and then was like fuck this !!!!!!!!!! yea that's a new low. wow make your own art, your wasting your time [size=]heh[/size]
helo neighbor
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Post by: CyTh on October 20, 2008 05:32 AM
What a crock of shit.
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Post by: YungJazz on October 20, 2008 06:11 AM
Quote from: FreekCi just dont get the appeal at all i mean who finds this entertaining?

The last one started with a frenetic, seizure inducing fight, I liked that. But that's all I can find, the rest is the same old shyat.