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Title: I fucking hate Chuck E. Cheese's
Post by: Battology on August 23, 2008 07:23 AM
Ten years ago, about 5, I was dragged to that shithole by my family and even at that age, I knew it was shit. The pizza, the animatronics singing the birthday songs, the greedy fuckhead employees and managers, and most of all, the annoying theme song I used to hear on the family TV A LOT. I try to ignore annoying things like this, but the commercial songs were just consistent.

As described by many people, that "restaurant" establishment is known for a few sexual misconduct incidents, and even a few shootings (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n1_v28/ai_14688386), that shithole still persists. One user described it as "a mix of feces, piss, ball pen, greasy and oily foods, broken game machines" It may be silly of me to be bothered by a little kids' playhouse restaurant, but I know that the people behind these companies are greedy fucks, and I've heard of cases of kids getting their body seriously injured because of the machines there. Negligent. Just fucking negligent.

If I knew I had a few days of life to live, I'd grab a Beretta CX4 Storm, a deer-hunting rifle, 50 rounds of ammo, and start shooting the fuck out of those greasy bastards.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese's.
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Post by: texas on August 23, 2008 07:40 AM
i like their pizza
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on August 23, 2008 08:00 AM
Quote from: BattologyTen years ago, about 5, I was dragged to that shithole by my family and even at that age, I knew it was shit. The pizza, the animatronics singing the birthday songs, the greedy fuckhead employees and managers, and most of all, the annoying theme song I used to hear on the family TV A LOT. I try to ignore annoying things like this, but the commercial songs were just consistent.

As described by many people, that "restaurant" establishment is known for a few sexual misconduct incidents, and even a few shootings (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n1_v28/ai_14688386), that shithole still persists. One user described it as "a mix of feces, piss, ball pen, greasy and oily foods, broken game machines" It may be silly of me to be bothered by a little kids' playhouse restaurant, but I know that the people behind these companies are greedy fucks, and I've heard of cases of kids getting their body seriously injured because of the machines there. Negligent. Just fucking negligent.

If I knew I had a few days of life to live, I'd grab a Beretta CX4 Storm, a deer-hunting rifle, 50 rounds of ammo, and start shooting the fuck out of those greasy bastards.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese's.

Can someone report him before we have a shitload of press blamin this site for when he does go bat shit crazy?
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 23, 2008 08:09 AM
Chuck E. Cheese's was made by the guy who made Atari.
Fuck you guys.
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Post by: Philip K Dick on August 23, 2008 08:28 AM
Quote from: morgan freemani like their pizza

mmm now im hungry
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Post by: anigen on August 23, 2008 01:53 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney
Quote from: BattologyTen years ago, about 5, I was dragged to that shithole by my family and even at that age, I knew it was shit. The pizza, the animatronics singing the birthday songs, the greedy fuckhead employees and managers, and most of all, the annoying theme song I used to hear on the family TV A LOT. I try to ignore annoying things like this, but the commercial songs were just consistent.

As described by many people, that "restaurant" establishment is known for a few sexual misconduct incidents, and even a few shootings (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n1_v28/ai_14688386), that shithole still persists. One user described it as "a mix of feces, piss, ball pen, greasy and oily foods, broken game machines" It may be silly of me to be bothered by a little kids' playhouse restaurant, but I know that the people behind these companies are greedy fucks, and I've heard of cases of kids getting their body seriously injured because of the machines there. Negligent. Just fucking negligent.

If I knew I had a few days of life to live, I'd grab a Beretta CX4 Storm, a deer-hunting rifle, 50 rounds of ammo, and start shooting the fuck out of those greasy bastards.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese's.

Can someone report him before we have a shitload of press blamin this site for when he does go bat shit crazy?

lmaoooo
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 23, 2008 04:44 PM
Quote from: morgan freemani like their pizza
its gret
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Post by: Battology on August 23, 2008 04:49 PM
I doubt I'd get in trouble for making such an undetailed, simple threat

and if I even fuck around with a CEC, then it'd probably be when this site doesn't even exist anymore.
Title: I fucking hate Chuck E. Cheese's
Post by: rtil on August 23, 2008 07:45 PM
Quote from: morgan freemani like their pizza
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Post by: adamant on August 23, 2008 09:36 PM
i dont even remember eating their pizza

ever
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Post by: Battology on August 23, 2008 10:26 PM
Their pizza is oily, greasy artificial shit.
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Post by: Thor on August 23, 2008 10:49 PM
but it's DELICIOUS.
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Post by: Gerkinman on August 23, 2008 10:58 PM
America sounds like a scary place, even the name Chuck E. Cheese sounds unappealing. Correct me if im wrong but doesnt "to chuck" mean to throw up?
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Post by: texas on August 23, 2008 11:00 PM
Quote from: BattologyTheir pizza is oily, greasy artificial shit.
every american pizza
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Post by: GenTrigger on August 23, 2008 11:04 PM
Quote from: morgan freemani like their pizza
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Post by: davidmoore0 on August 23, 2008 11:22 PM
Their pizza fucking sucks. I've gotten food poisoning from their pizza twice.
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Post by: Thor on August 24, 2008 06:01 AM
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Best pizza ever is from Wolfgang Puck Express.
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Post by: sQueef on August 24, 2008 06:05 AM
i like filippis
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Post by: Rina-chan on August 24, 2008 06:26 AM
I was thinking of applying for a job at Chuck E. Cheese's.
But I hate kids. So...
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Post by: anigen on August 24, 2008 06:28 AM
Quote from: Rina-chanI was thinking of applying for a job at Chuck E. Cheese's.
But I hate kids. So...

HEY FUCK YOU
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 24, 2008 06:54 AM
the chuck e cheese where i live
is fucking great

i wish i wasnt 22/23 so i could still go :'(
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Post by: rtil on August 24, 2008 07:30 AM
guess it depends on where you live/how dilapidated your closest location is
they haven't replaced those animatronic dancing things since i was a kid but hey if the pizza's still good i'm not complaining
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 24, 2008 07:45 AM
Quote from: rtilguess it depends on where you live/how dilapidated your closest location is
they haven't replaced those animatronic dancing things since i was a kid but hey if the pizza's still good i'm not complaining

I live in Texas. NOTHING BUT FILTHY MEXICANS.
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Post by: wps on August 24, 2008 07:51 AM
i hate all fastfood restaurants
it's all fucking babyfood

the best fries and snacks are the ones you can get at a snackbar
i love it when they actually make their own fries
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Post by: rtil on August 24, 2008 04:24 PM
Quote from: J_Solidseed
Quote from: rtilguess it depends on where you live/how dilapidated your closest location is
they haven't replaced those animatronic dancing things since i was a kid but hey if the pizza's still good i'm not complaining

I live in Texas. NOTHING BUT FILTHY MEXICANS.
there's quite a few here too! they say in 2050 they'll outnumber us.
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on August 24, 2008 05:38 PM
Taylor abandoned his duties there to live in PA, so there's no sheriff to keep 'em in line, and now they've gone outta control.
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Post by: rtil on August 24, 2008 08:25 PM
actually he left because there were no disco shirts
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Post by: FrozenSheep on August 24, 2008 08:37 PM
Spent around 50 bucks for a rubber ball.
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Post by: Hammi on August 24, 2008 08:55 PM
Quote from: Zekeythe chuck e cheese where i live
is fucking great

i wish i wasnt 22/23 so i could still go :'(

Dont they have take away?
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Post by: InsaneX on August 24, 2008 08:59 PM
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Post by: sQueef on August 24, 2008 09:04 PM
ehh man u said fother mucker instead of motha fucka what THE HELL is a fother mucker?????????
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Post by: adamant on August 24, 2008 09:31 PM
Quote from: Rick Knickafukisthe best fries and snacks are the ones you can get at a snackbar
i love it when they actually make their own fries
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 24, 2008 10:32 PM
Y'know what REALLY pisses me off? Chuck E' Cheeses had some of the best videogames before '01 i think. X-men, simpsons beat em up, TMNT, Area 51, and I think I went to one with a street fighter machine.

Those were the days.
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Post by: adamant on August 24, 2008 11:43 PM
um go to an arcade?
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 25, 2008 08:05 AM
Quote from: Hammi
Quote from: Zekeythe chuck e cheese where i live
is fucking great

i wish i wasnt 22/23 so i could still go :'(

Dont they have take away?


I AINT THERE FOR THE PIZZA  


i am there to play arcade games i cant fuckin find anywhere else
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Post by: Greenkitten on August 25, 2008 11:18 AM
I don't think we have anything similar to Chuck Cheese, in Australia.
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 25, 2008 09:48 PM
Quote from: rtilactually he left because there were no disco shirts
i know you were joking but calling them disco shirts is really gay
i hate that shit because it makes it seem like i'm trying to be saturday night fever instead of a blatant mars volta ripoff

and i know this isnt really your fault but i fucking hate it when people talk about the clothes i wear

even when they're like "that shirt is cool is it vintage i bet its made of polyester cool i should take you shopping at some faggot ass vintage store that you dont give a fuck about because i think you'll like these other lame ass clothes"

shit that bugs me in real life often just gets me pissed when i read similar shit on the internet so i banned you for 3 years enjoy your vacation
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Post by: rtil on August 25, 2008 09:59 PM
the only reason i called them disco shirts is because i thought i remembered you referring to them as that
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Post by: frozenfire on August 25, 2008 10:23 PM
You have to be 18+ to go in there without an adult. Im pretty sure they will let you play the arcade games, but more than likely you will get some strange looks from those around you.

Might even be called a pedo, maybe.
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 25, 2008 11:20 PM
Quote from: unconditionallyguarANTeedum go to an arcade?

Arcades are dead bro :sadface:
I can't find any in my area. I feel kind of jealous that Japan's arcade business is still thriving.
Also: I live in Dallas, Texas. NOTHING HAPPENS HERE.
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 25, 2008 11:23 PM
Quote from: rtilthe only reason i called them disco shirts is because i thought i remembered you referring to them as that
you probably do remember me calling them that

its cuz i still do

its because if i say "vintage shirt" nobody knows what the hell i'm talking about

i'll probably say 70's shirts from now on though becuase there is so much negative connotation with the word "disco"

telling people i wear disco shirts would like me saying that i wear emo pants

associating the clothes with the scene of people that wear them makes it seem like everybody that wears them is part of that scene and that is kinda gay

i also hate using the word "scene" but thats another story

i'm gonna make a big deal about nothing

i sound like my dad fuck
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Post by: rtil on August 25, 2008 11:23 PM
QuoteArcades are dead bro :sadface:

arcades are indeed dying out
the only one left here is the original gameworks, but it's not the best arcade in the world
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 25, 2008 11:25 PM
the only thing i play at arcades (if i actually went) is ddr because the pads are better

i used to be able to play heavy but now i'm back to noobie status and cant play shit

arcades are a waste of cash yo
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Post by: sQueef on August 25, 2008 11:29 PM
I play skeeball or any of the games that are easy to cheat at

and air hockey is great

and bumper cars

laser tag is pretty shit though
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Post by: rtil on August 25, 2008 11:30 PM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: rtilthe only reason i called them disco shirts is because i thought i remembered you referring to them as that
you probably do remember me calling them that

its cuz i still do

its because if i say "vintage shirt" nobody knows what the hell i'm talking about

i'll probably say 70's shirts from now on though becuase there is so much negative connotation with the word "disco"

telling people i wear disco shirts would like me saying that i wear emo pants

associating the clothes with the scene of people that wear them makes it seem like everybody that wears them is part of that scene and that is kinda gay

i also hate using the word "scene" but thats another story

i'm gonna make a big deal about nothing

i sound like my dad fuck

but i like disco
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Post by: Hammi on August 25, 2008 11:31 PM
I didnt/dont play ddr cause of all the nerds and geeks flocking at my local arcade shops, and how they move isnt quite what you would call dancing
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Post by: rtil on August 25, 2008 11:35 PM
Quote from: taylorthe only thing i play at arcades (if i actually went) is ddr because the pads are better

i used to be able to play heavy but now i\\\'m back to noobie status and cant play shit

arcades are a waste of cash yo
not the ones that give ya cards! @ gameworks you load a card with $20 and it\\\'ll last you a long time
i\\\'ve been using the same card for almost a year and i\\\'ve never had to reload
they used to have time cards where you could play as much as you wanted for 6 hours but they kept catching people using them for everyone which is not allowed so then they got rid of them :(

but i know most arcades just take coins/cash and that is annoying

i brought a huge bag of quarters to the boardwalk in santa cruz once

i played ddr for the first time there

with a bag of jinglin change

i sucked!

Quote from: HammiI didnt/dont play ddr cause of all the nerds and geeks flocking at my local arcade shops, and how they move isnt quite what you would call dancing
lmao yeah it\\\'s definitely not dancing. but you can do real routines on it . you can win some serious money in the international style competitions if you practice enough
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Post by: Hammi on August 25, 2008 11:39 PM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: HammiI didnt/dont play ddr cause of all the nerds and geeks flocking at my local arcade shops, and how they move isnt quite what you would call dancing
lmao yeah it's definitely not dancing. but you can do real routines on it . you can win some serious money in the international style competitions if you practice enough

Sell my dignity to pity myself with money? No thanks!
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Post by: rtil on August 25, 2008 11:46 PM
Quote from: Hammi
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: HammiI didnt/dont play ddr cause of all the nerds and geeks flocking at my local arcade shops, and how they move isnt quite what you would call dancing
lmao yeah it's definitely not dancing. but you can do real routines on it . you can win some serious money in the international style competitions if you practice enough

Sell my dignity to pity myself with money? No thanks!
hammi you don't have any dignity
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Post by: Hammi on August 25, 2008 11:53 PM
Stop playing with my mind rtil, jesus gaaaaaaaah

im not doing ddr, never ever
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Post by: rtil on August 25, 2008 11:55 PM
c'mon hammi, let's deeeeeeee deeeeeeee arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 25, 2008 11:56 PM
rtil you'd better be glad that psi isnt here or else he'd ban you for that autoplay
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Post by: Hammi on August 25, 2008 11:58 PM
That came from rtil? lmfao
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 26, 2008 12:32 AM
Actually, I found out we do have a Dave and Busters, which is a more adult Chuck E Cheeses. The kids play the games while the parents drink drink drink. He'll, sometimes people get so drunk, the adults would start to bet who would do better at skee ball. But there are like, only 37 in the whole USA.

Uhhhh..... we also have celebration station and adventure landing. Both smelly.
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 26, 2008 02:11 AM
Quote from: J_SolidseedDave and Busters
celebration station
i've been to both of those places
probably the same ones you're talkin about
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on August 26, 2008 03:20 AM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: J_SolidseedDave and Busters
celebration station
i've been to both of those places
probably the same ones you're talkin about


Oh yeah, you did live in Dallas before
Celebration station felt like, the most sweaty place ever.
It gives off the vibe of sweat.
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Post by: sQueef on August 26, 2008 03:41 AM
what do you mean sometimes thats the whole reason adults go to dave & busters is to play arcade games drunk off their ass

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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on August 26, 2008 04:08 AM
Quote from: rtilc'mon hammi, let's deeeeeeee deeeeeeee arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I think this should be the quote
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Post by: LOGINOK on September 5, 2008 01:32 AM
What shit.
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Post by: mishkamash on September 5, 2008 01:35 AM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtilc'mon hammi, let's deeeeeeee deeeeeeee arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I think this should be the quote
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Post by: Jeinu on September 5, 2008 01:58 AM
Quote from: J_SolidseedCelebration station felt like, the most sweaty place ever.
It gives off the vibe of sweat.
oh man i think i know that place

had an outback steakhouse right down the road from it if i remember correctly
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on September 5, 2008 07:05 AM
Quote from: Jeinu
Quote from: J_SolidseedCelebration station felt like, the most sweaty place ever.
It gives off the vibe of sweat.
oh man i think i know that place

had an outback steakhouse right down the road from it if i remember correctly


Did it have bumper boats?
And LAZER Tag?
and a upstairs/downstairs arcade?
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on September 5, 2008 05:53 PM
I really like the music on the last page
Anyone know what it's called/where I can find it?
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Post by: Jeinu on September 5, 2008 11:48 PM
Quote from: J_SolidseedDid it have bumper boats?
And LAZER Tag?
and a upstairs/downstairs arcade?
i remember a lazer tag, and an arcade

but i can't remember if there was an upstairs one