and not even in the "its ass but entertaining like transformers or cloverfield" sense
its just ass.
that is all.
drop the pot
drop the party
jeffrey\\\'s just freeze
i heard there aren't even mummies in it
nope just lots of zombies
I hate brendan fraiser
i liked brendan frasier in The Air i Breathe
only movie ive seen where he was a serious character
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Once upon a time I loved Brendan Fraser. No longer.
he's pretty gay
i think bedazzled is a good movie
Quote from: morgan freemani think bedazzled is a good movie
best part was when he was a columbian drug lord
Quote from: ZekeyQuote from: morgan freemani think bedazzled is a good movie
best part was when he was a columbian drug lord
I hear it has talking yeti's
monkeybone would have been awesome if they hadn't cut all that shit out to get the PG 13 rating
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEmonkeybone would have been awesome if they hadn't cut all that shit out to get the PG 13 rating
It was still awesome. Ok no it wasn't, but I enjoy watching it all the same. It's a shame they murdered it, though.
Did they cast a new Evelyn? She looked different for the two seconds I saw of her in the trailer.
yes
the previous actress realized it was going to eat balls and jumped ship before the movie started production
damn. I was looking forward to a new Mummy movie, expecting it to be good. I loved the other two. The Scorpion King sort of sucked as well.
Quote from: davidmoore0damn. I was looking forward to a new Mummy movie, expecting it to be good. I loved the other two. The Scorpion King sort of sucked as well.
This, until I saw the trailer. Also upon re-watching The Scorpion King I realized it was a comedy in disguise.
speaking of comedies in disguise
when i went to see transformers in the theaters with my friend
from the very first line we were cracking up constantly
ive never laughed harder at a movie than i did at transformers
except for on the parts that were trying to be funny
Quote from: morgan freemanspeaking of comedies in disguise
when i went to see transformers in the theaters with my friend
from the very first line we were cracking up constantly
ive never laughed harder at a movie than i did at transformers
except for on the parts that were trying to be funny
Fucking love dat movie best secret comedy ever
the very moment I saw the commercials for The Mummy
I thought
'Indiana Jones 4'
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the moment i saw the trailers for it I thought why is Jet Li in this.
and the moment I saw those Papa John's commercials I thought why does that little girl have a moustache.
Because Jet Li is one of the highest paid asians in America
jet li needs to star in asian action movies where they utilize his talents properly.
Quote from: Zekeyjet li needs to star in asian action movies where they utilize his talents properly.
right next to the hilarious black man?
RUSH OUR ISNT ASIAnNNN
I loved Black Mask however Black Mask 2 is one of the best best secret comedies ever, maybe a tragic comedy as well its so bad I almost welled up a tear.
Quote from: RyanLeReipschlägerQuote from: morgan freemanspeaking of comedies in disguise
when i went to see transformers in the theaters with my friend
from the very first line we were cracking up constantly
ive never laughed harder at a movie than i did at transformers
except for on the parts that were trying to be funny
Fucking love dat movie best secret comedy ever
lmao I'm watching it right now.