And here we are with another wonderful edition of the Farther Snake Music Award Ceremony. For the 2008 edition, recurring judge Armon Pakdel has graciously picked a band from each category to f
And onto the awards! The first category is for best rap/hip-hop group. And the award goes to... Slipknot!
Armon: Slipknot, how do you feel right now?
Percussionist A: What? Sorry I was too busy playing percussion.
Percussionist B: Yeah, me too.
Percussionist C: Same.
Armon: Well maybe you faggots should win the too many fucking percussionists award instead. Anywho, next up is the best Comedic Act! And the winner is... Dragonforce.
Armon: So, Dragonforce-
Herman Li: *shreds out a hilarious solo*
The Lead Singer Guy: (crooning) Whoah, whoah, whoooooah, whoah, whoah, whoooooah!
Armon: And there you have it. Next up, best pop group. And the award goes to... Lamb of God! Lamb of God, do you have any words for the audience?
Randy Blythe: Uh-
Armon: And there you have it folks! Lamb of God, best pop act of 2008. Now for our final award, best metal band. I won't hesitate to say that this award goes to- oh, whoops, looks like we're all out of time! And I have to take a shit! See you next year on the farther snake annual music awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck you
Don't you have anything better to do?
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the award for best use of f goes to.....
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the award for best post in this thread goes to zekey for brilliantly outclassing fuzz
Raphael de la Ghetto
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