meet Andy and Eric, two gaming college dropouts who live in a pretty big house despite not having any jobs
Andy is just so wacky and eccentric and Eric has to keep Andy in line, he's the STRAIGHT MAN
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right now they're playing Gears of War, but they hear the doorbell ringing.
what should they do now?
they both realize in the midst of their brawl that it\\\'s their cheese-stuffed double pepperoni and cinnasticks they ordered from paulie\\\'s pizza shack only 30 minutes ago. they must have been having so much fun playing gears of war together that the time just flew away. andy gets off eric and opens the door. but before the pizza man gives them their order, they realize that they had earlier spent all their money pre-ordering unannounced nintendo titles and mountain dew code red, and thier moms won\\\'t give them any more money!
andy and eric look at eachother frightened, thinking they might have to get a job to pay for the pizza they eat on their ultimate gaming day (which is every day)
Quote from: bugeric pauses the game but andy goes MAD about pausing and strangles eric who is now in no position to keep andy in line. the doorbell continues to ring heightening the madness
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I'M GOING TO STRANGLE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
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Being choked like this is even worse then the battle mechanics in Halo 3!
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHA!
-Ring Ring Ring Ring-
the game is paused and Andy isn't going to choke Eric at least not until they answer that annoying door bellwhat do they do now?
one of them answers the door bell, and lo and behold, its a hot delivery girl who, suprisingly, loves video games too!!!
both guys get a crush on her etc
Quote from: BizarreCubeone of them answers the door bell, and lo and behold, its a hot delivery girl who, suprisingly, loves video games too!!!
both guys get a crush on her etc
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So the bill will come up to about 8$. Will that be cash or-
Hey is that gears of war? I love that game!
Wanna play? I won't charge for the pie if you can beat me in one-on-one!
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uh-uh
s-sure why not-
Ah! S-sorry
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You spilled your crush soda all over my arm!
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feels good man
what do they do now?
The delivery girl shaves her beard and washes her arm. And rapes the two guys in GoW
Quote from: Fuzzshaves her beard
HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote from: FuzzThe delivery girl shaves her beard and washes her arm. And rapes the two guys in GoW
hahaha
they wipe the soda
then, after a session of rape, they all get AIDS.
soon after, they go down to the doctr where they find the hot delivery girl is pregant. Eric, not able to take the pressure, kills himself right their in the doctors office with the tools in the surgery room, taking 12 interns with him.
Andy, feeling angry at the girl for forcing his best friend to kill himself, strangles her in the prescence of the doctor.
the police come and he takes everyone in the hospital hostage. he finds that Eric is NOT dead, and Eric delivers his final with
'give yourself up, Andy, just do it for my children'
and so, Andy walks out of th hospital (surrounded by piolicemen) a new man, wanting nothing but to serve his time.
A police offers tackles him to the ground, breaking his spine in 32 places and paralysing him from the neck down.
the end.
Quote from: FuzzThe delivery girl shaves her beard and washes her arm. And rapes the two guys in GoW
^Yeah he got a point there man. Is she one of those russians with hairy armpits and implants?
bla blah bla i shaved my beard
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you guys happy now?
they double team her
Quote from: Billy Monksthey double team her
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You guys want to double-team me...In Super Smash Bros Brawl?
That's so unfair! But I bet you I could still beat you with two hands tied behind my back.
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man, your tits are huge
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Don't you think so? Sometimes it can get sooo annoying.
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your lips are moving but all i can see is your boobies
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heha, you're so funny! And clever to boot!
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less talk, more tit
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ha, you're such a cool guy! What's your phone number?
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shut the hell up you stupid skank unless it's your boobs talking.
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dude
andy
shut the fuck up
seriously
im so tired of your shit
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hey, someone's calling me on my phone. gotta take this one guys.
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yeah, Andy speaking.
huh? what? yeah, yeah, what're are you trying to say? spit it out already
oh. oh my god.
don't worry. it'll be fine. i'll be there as soon as i can. okay. call you later.
bye.
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Uh-oh guys, we might have a problem!
[spoiler]my girlfriend just had a miscarriage![/spoiler]
oh god oh god what do they do now
they're all dead
get over it
go to the the hospital and andy says, "so... i heard you had a miscarriage!"
andy forgot to pay those swell chaps from band camp and now they gonna get the SHIT kicked outta him
The bitch is like, "Fuck this!" and she runs away. Then the two guys go back home to see it burning to the ground.
Quote from: Billy Monksgo to the the hospital and andy says, "so... i heard you had a miscarriage!"
oh andy haha what a rascal
reviving this thread because
Quote from: Billy Monksgo to the the hospital and andy says, "so... i heard you had a miscarriage!"
. seriously
anyways, the extremely ambiguous dramatic-building climatic cliff-hanging test came back, and one of you in this room has aids. i don't know which, it is ambiguous after all.
Uh oh! Looks like it's out of the frying pan, and into the ER room! Whose got aids this time? Andy, Eric, Blondie Carlisle, Jennifer Girlfriend, or Ike Turner? You decide!!! (or maybe not)
Amazing
I have aids so I find this highly offensive.
The doctor ate the baby and lied saying it was a miscarriage
the doctor has aids...from eating the aids-infected baby
fuck i only come here once a year
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Well, it's a good thing everything has returned to normal. The person with AIDs actually turned out to be the doctor! How convenient. I wonder what wacky adventures me and my best pal Eric will get into now!
So what about that game L4D2, huh?
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I dunno, I guess it's alright. I wasn't very excited about the first one, so I mean what's so special about the second?
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I like Left for Dead!
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GODDAMN SHUT THE FUCK UP SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TAKE YOUR FAILED STILLBORN FETUS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR UNGRATEFUL THROAT YOU CANCEROUS WHORE
HOLY GOD I FEEL AS THOUGH I DEAL WITH BABY!
Just then, a mysterious rider crashes into their shit!
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Motherfuck you!
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Uh oh! It's Calamity Samuel!
Who is this mysterious assailant? And how come he's not colored in like the other characters? Will this fuck be the focus of the next arc? What kind of stupid fucking username is dvvebbbsiuo? All these questions answered and more in about 4 months!
the mysterious rider starts to ask some deep questions about the universe and everyone does this thing were their mouths hang open then they all play doom
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Quote from: nonzopthe mysterious rider starts to ask some deep questions about the universe and everyone does this thing were their mouths hang open then they all play doom
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Ha, remember me Andy? I've come to reek my anger or something! What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? I don't even like you.
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Get out of my house you Pollock.
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You're going to pay for making fun of me on the internet! I play World of Warcraft online internet. I am a video game fool.
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Pff loser you are a big palooka. I play video games but I am cool!
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Motherfuck you, shitter!
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Oh, you are not going to start this up...haha you really want to do this? You really want to
FUCKING START THIS UP? YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCK! I SHAT YOU OUT WHILE READING AN EXPOSE ON FUCKING USELESS SACKS OF SHIT MADE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN YOUR DICK SUCKED BY TWO BITCHES WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BEATING THE LAST BOSS IN CONTRA? HUH? HUH?(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi85.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk41%2FDailyman%2FEric.png&hash=7cece26d0f87a28c66192034fddc9f02e4486643)
Uh Andy, maybe you should take it easy on this guy...
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H-Holy shit! Okay, okay! I'll go, seriously take it easy!
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Haha? You really think you can just walk out now you worthless fuckshitter? No no, there's a new order in town, and he's going to start his tenure by taking out the trash.
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P-Please...don't hurt me...
What a silly guy, this Andy fellow! What is that rascal going to do next!?!?!?!?!
I couldn't even finish reading the last post
fuck
he needs to talk to the manager of this establishment about the poor service and rather tasteless entree
dailyman that was an exciting story!!!!
Quote from: Ldailyman that was an exciting story!!!!
it's about to get more exciting!!!!
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Let's play some mario!
I don't know man, get high everyday.
the chicks seem pretty into his skullfuccin'
Haha they're so interested.