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Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: MRat on July 5, 2008 08:10 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506)



SUBMIT BUG SUBMIT!
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Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 08:21 PM
finally
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Post by: texas on July 5, 2008 08:24 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447514 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447514)
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Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 08:44 PM
gaaaaaaaaah theres so much stuff censored gay
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Post by: mishkamash on July 5, 2008 09:08 PM
that was nice
who was the one that made the part with "the fucking box" that background music sounded so familiar
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Post by: anigen on July 5, 2008 09:16 PM
vote 5 vote 5 vote 5 etc
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Post by: W.A.C. on July 5, 2008 09:24 PM
Why didn't you guys include the author name for each short on the bottom left corner?
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Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 09:43 PM
W.A.C.

Weally
Abominable
Cunt
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Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 10:14 PM
>.> a dick?
<.< i cant find a dick
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Post by: psi43 on July 5, 2008 10:16 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.Why didn't you guys include the author name for each short on the bottom left corner?

cause it's a nice little easteregg for every viewer to find out which part was whose.
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Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:17 PM
Quote from: bug
Quote from: W.A.C.Why didn't you guys include the author name for each short on the bottom left corner?
why dont you stop sucking dicks
BECAUSE I NEEEEEEEEEEED SOMEONE TO SUCK DICK
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Post by: anigen on July 5, 2008 10:34 PM
shut the hell up
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Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:36 PM
fuc u..................................
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Post by: mishkamash on July 5, 2008 10:41 PM
so what's gonna happen when the second official one is released?
did bug save some parts for "Metal Gear Funnies II"?
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Post by: ThePrototype on July 5, 2008 10:50 PM
I liked it.
Watching it reminded me that thebackalleys still existed.
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Post by: Crabarms on July 5, 2008 11:02 PM
Excellent
I watched both but this one I didnt actually need to use the skip through button.
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Post by: rtil on July 6, 2008 12:08 AM
haha it was great
i knew newgrounders would pretty much not get it and it would just make them mad but that was our goal anyway haha
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Post by: billy on July 6, 2008 12:12 AM
everyone's really going nuts sucking the shitty one's dick

4.50 yowza
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Post by: rtil on July 6, 2008 12:12 AM
well that is to be expected
i'm not going to watch it
isn't it like 25 mb lmao
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Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 12:44 AM
i watched it FUCK U NOOB!
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Post by: psi43 on July 6, 2008 12:46 AM
I really liked the Dora the Explorer part. The others weren't too good. Stampers was really well made but kind of disgusting, cartoon characters having sex?? The end of it made me laugh though.
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Post by: MRat on July 6, 2008 03:01 AM
I liked Dan's and Stamper's in the gay one.


I like every part in ours.
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Post by: rtil on July 6, 2008 03:02 AM
stamper's part has sex in it?? i never would have guessed
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Post by: MRat on July 6, 2008 03:04 AM
It has a chick pissing in a guy's face. Good enough for me.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 6, 2008 06:13 AM
GET SOMETHIN FOR DAD
AND SOMETHIN FOR MOM
YOU CAN FIND IT ALL
ON BAMZOO.COM
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Post by: retrosmash on July 6, 2008 06:33 AM
Quote from: rtilstamper's part has sex in it?? i never would have guessed
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Post by: cr0m on July 6, 2008 06:59 AM
lmao

yeh i like how much shit was censoired n i like the fact of how underated thisll be
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Post by: Sonni on July 6, 2008 02:11 PM
I just came back for a break and wow, it's already done. I haven't watch the official collab yet but it's seems like I have lost the urge to wait for that 25+ mb to finish loading. Maybe another time.
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Post by: cr0m on July 6, 2008 02:35 PM
"I ended up stopping it every couple of seconds..."
by: danielwhited
date: 18 minutes ago

It wasnt funny, just abstract pictures and poor flash animation topped with bad voice acting and jokes that are geared toward pre-teens (i.e. cock jokes and random shit, to quote Mister Odin) and i just wanted it to stop.
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Post by: psi43 on July 6, 2008 03:17 PM
I love how everyone thinks that we like cockjokes because of Gerkinman's part that was making fun of OTHER people using cockjokes. How can you not get that joke, aren't they reading the text?
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Post by: cr0m on July 6, 2008 03:28 PM
(»'-')» «('-'«) ^('-')^ v('-')v «('-'«) ^( )^ (»'-')» ^(^-^)»
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Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 03:31 PM
i love it when u call me big poppa
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Post by: psi43 on July 6, 2008 03:44 PM
Quote from: siniTron Bonnei love it when u call me big poppa


you know that song's a cover

like bring the pain

and Tom Sawyer

and probably a lot more
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Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 04:03 PM
Quote from: Psi43
Quote from: siniTron Bonnei love it when u call me big poppa
you know that song's a cover
yeh

it and bring the pain kick ass
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Post by: cr0m on July 6, 2008 04:14 PM
throw ya hands in tha air

if uze a true playa

i havent heard the msi shut me up remixes or w/e is it any good
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Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 04:15 PM
IT KICKS ASS
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Post by: cr0m on July 6, 2008 04:20 PM
ok il fucken downlord it
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Post by: mishkamash on July 6, 2008 07:05 PM
Quote from: cr0mil fucken downlord it
lmfao
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Post by: Gerkinman on July 6, 2008 11:59 PM
QuoteI love how everyone thinks that we like cockjokes because of Gerkinman's part that was making fun of OTHER people using cockjokes. How can you not get that joke, aren't they reading the text?

The general NG populace doesnt even read the comments on a flash, as if they are going to read text within the movie itself.
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Post by: MRat on July 7, 2008 02:53 AM
Quote from: Gerkinman
QuoteI love how everyone thinks that we like cockjokes because of Gerkinman's part that was making fun of OTHER people using cockjokes. How can you not get that joke, aren't they reading the text?

The general NG populace doesnt even read the comments on a flash, as if they are going to read text within the movie itself.


Very true!
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Post by: rtil on July 7, 2008 03:12 AM
lmao front page and the score of ours is down to 2.74

the reviews are hilarious
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Post by: MRat on July 7, 2008 03:33 AM
Why isn't Solid Snake Buys a Beer on the front page?
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 03:38 AM
who made the menu song/whered you get it. i know what it from but what dis version from
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Post by: MRat on July 7, 2008 03:39 AM
Quote from: cr0mwho made the menu song/whered you get it. i know what it from but what dis version from

FOMR TEH smarios broudderz
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Post by: Crabarms on July 7, 2008 04:28 AM
LMAO theres dick jokes its disgusting
hahaha funny reviews
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Post by: billy on July 7, 2008 04:33 AM
Quote from: rtillmao front page and the score of ours is down to 2.74

the reviews are hilarious
rofl i guess tom responded to my pm

edit: holla!!!!
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Post by: Crabarms on July 7, 2008 04:34 AM

"MGS IS AN AWSOME GAME.If you dont like it your probably into barbie dream house games.That was a complete waste of time making fun of the best game ever.Just retitle it as "This is why im single""

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Post by: billy on July 7, 2008 04:37 AM
I laughed mildly at one of them, then when it came to whatever sick shit you were gonna do with the song 'Hero' I pressed 'X' before you completely killed that great song for me. I give this a vote of zero and 1 star because... I don't freakin know. I'm just happy 'hero' still rests well in my mind.
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Post by: MRat on July 7, 2008 04:48 AM
I never liked that Hero song!
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Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 04:55 AM
2.42 / 5.00

lmfao
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Post by: Thor on July 7, 2008 04:59 AM
Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, I congratulate you on a job well done
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Post by: billy on July 7, 2008 05:02 AM
Highlights:

"there were way too many penises" -HippieGothie

"Do the artists that made this video have a dick complex or something?" -Audioguy

"the metal gear awesome videos, classic, hilarious, the new metal gear collaberation, fucking hilarious, this, a sad attempt to copy them IMO" -chowbow

"I knew it would be garbage since rtil and Zerkey were on it" -Newgrundling

"I was just reminded again that someone has a different opinion" -(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuicon.ngfiles.com%2F1291000%2F1291728.gif&hash=abd9dc3a9ae4a1d58983156eefabedf9475d044e)

"That was straight out GAY! This person has a great obsession with penis...get some REAL friends (Probably a girl friend too but that's not likely going to happen)" -Ryunosuke

"BOOM! OUTTA HERE!" -patrick-3005

"Who ever put this on the front page needs to be fired." -Avenger254

"Like, the cock in the mouth thing, thats funny. the absolute retardedness of the flash all around.... funny. but really, it's just too much for one sitting, I can't finish it. Sorry." -Slave326667

"genrious as always." -MindChamber

"lots of jpgs" -JohnnyUtah

"I could stuff my mouse between my ass cheeks" -hopeless87
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Post by: billy on July 7, 2008 05:17 AM
"teh" -my alt (People find this review helpful!)
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 7, 2008 06:02 AM
Richard Belzer

Dann Florek

Special Victims Unit

created by Dick Wolf
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 07:12 AM
gj guys great score

2.29 / 5.00
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Post by: shittyfurryass on July 7, 2008 07:17 AM
who made the clown part
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 07:19 AM
Quote from: shittyfurryasswho made the clown part


im too lazy to figure it out for myself
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Post by: sQueef on July 7, 2008 07:29 AM
it was blordow i think
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 7, 2008 11:06 AM
Ye Blordow made the Clown piece it fuckin great

And man I wish we didn't ruin that great hero song for that nic yung boi!
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Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 12:48 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyYe Blordow made the Clown piece it fuckin great

And man I wish we didn't ruin that great hero song for that nic yung boi!

yeah ass now he's gonna associate it with mgs which he will associate with AWESOME you totally ruined it.
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 12:59 PM
lmao that part reminds me of all them piconjo epic kiss and all that shit

and the score keeps tumblin down

if ya guys continue ur path maybe \\\'u might get blammed within the next week\\\' - Crystaliss
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Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 01:01 PM
turd of the week
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 01:05 PM
shit if it stays on fp u mite be able to just get it lmao
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 01:13 PM
oh and

'Some scenes were illigal to watch in my country which was good ' - Migel
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Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 01:22 PM
talking about the tapir, I bet
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Post by: sQueef on July 7, 2008 01:45 PM
look at my dick! yea the clown one is great

and i think my part might be the cause of some of the "too many dick jokes" shit
i mean

i have snake sucking a dick
and then eating pizza and dicks

and damn this review is just...... i mean what the fuck.
Quote"plz all of u collab rs never do nething again"
by: RerenA
date: 2 hours ago

artwork ... animation ... sound ... vid ... all sucked
funny ... NOT AT ALL! ... IF AT LEAST FUNNY I WOULD GIVE A PERFECT 10 ... BUT SHIT ... THIS SUCKS! ... the people that voted more than 0 r beeing nice ... and more than 5 ... they wr high ... and 10???? im sure those r animators friends or familly ... this animation shall be removed of NG ... this is way worse than Strawberry Clock letter B!
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Post by: rtil on July 7, 2008 02:49 PM
free whistle points i guess hgaha
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Post by: Hammi on July 7, 2008 03:54 PM
Quote from: Squeefand damn this review is just...... i mean what the fuck.
Quote"plz all of u collab rs never do nething again"
by: RerenA
date: 2 hours ago

artwork ... animation ... sound ... vid ... all sucked
funny ... NOT AT ALL! ... IF AT LEAST FUNNY I WOULD GIVE A PERFECT 10 ... BUT SHIT ... THIS SUCKS! ... the people that voted more than 0 r beeing nice ... and more than 5 ... they wr high ... and 10???? im sure those r animators friends or familly ... this animation shall be removed of NG ... this is way worse than Strawberry Clock letter B!

What a fucking retard.
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Post by: billy on July 7, 2008 04:16 PM
1.99 / 5.00

what a fair score!

"by golly this oughta be the best collab to come out since super sonic shawtz volume one !!!!!!!" -rtil
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Post by: W.A.C. on July 7, 2008 05:27 PM
These reviews are great. Also, do you guys want this flash to get Turd of the Week because if so, I can help with that. >_>
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Post by: billy on July 7, 2008 05:44 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.These reviews are great. Also, do you guys want this flash to get Turd of the Week because if so, I can help with that. >_>
suck my mothafuckin dick
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Post by: rtil on July 7, 2008 06:17 PM
one list i think we will show up on is the review score vs vote score differential in the portal statistics
i think that only updates once a week
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 06:25 PM
lmao who is this

"BALLS"
by: JDR1195
date: 16 minutes ago

THAT SERIOUSLY SUCKED BALLS. OH HEY GUYS LETS DO ARE OWN MGS COLLAB TEHHE THIS IS BOLLOCKS

edit: oh wait he was serious lmfao
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Post by: wps on July 7, 2008 06:28 PM
you know
tbh
i neva joined to get a point across
i just wanted to make stupid shit and piss off n00bieszz
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Post by: cr0m on July 7, 2008 06:30 PM
hehe ur prett hardcore )
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Post by: MRat on July 7, 2008 06:31 PM
http://metadefined.com/cr0m/dsr_did_i_stutter.mp3 (http://metadefined.com/cr0m/dsr_did_i_stutter.mp3)


need post this so I can right click save as!
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Post by: rtil on July 7, 2008 06:42 PM
i feel this pm is a good summary of all the events that have occured recently
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Post by: Hammi on July 7, 2008 07:22 PM
Ill send my personal goon at him, for fun
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Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 07:34 PM
1.88 lmfao we could easily get Turd of the Week.

I also love how there are 10 pages of reviews with 10-9 and 13 pages with 0-1 lmfao. People either think it\\\'s super awesome or it\\\'s fucking shit.
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Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 07:36 PM
Quote from: rtili feel this pm is a good summary of all the events that have occured recently
haahahahahahah
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Post by: wps on July 8, 2008 05:56 AM
Quote from: cr0mhehe ur prett hardcore )

thnx dud ; ))
wanna chill together?!!?
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Post by: cr0m on July 8, 2008 01:18 PM
hehe yeh

also

"Bad"
by: Magos
date: 17 minutes ago

I forced myself watching about 10 mins desperately hoping at least one funny scene would appear, but to no avail. When the pussy-licking dog appeared I just shut it down. You get one star thanks to some art not being totally bad.
-----

i waz wonderin what the fuck he was talken bout by \\\'pussy-licking dog\\\' but then i realized it was tha tapir lmao

man its early i only have one fucken eye open niggaaaaa
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Post by: sQueef on July 8, 2008 02:33 PM
"So any metal gear parody gets front page now?"
by: TopGun456
date: July 7, 2008

I give a three because the last couple weren't bad.

woah we tricked some people I guess
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Post by: rtil on July 8, 2008 06:13 PM
some? we've duped more than half the viewers imo

this is the biggest troll flash to hit gold in a long time
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Post by: wps on July 8, 2008 06:14 PM
"Absolutely atrocious! Blam it immediately!"
by: Blazeatron
date: July 7, 2008
This is definitely the worst flash movie that I've ever seen in my life. I immediately had to stop watching during the scene which that animal was doing God knows what to that woman's you know what.

I don't want to offend you, but I'm going to say this to you in the most discrete way I can. You need professional help. You're obsessed with the male and female sexual organs and people performing sex acts on each other that it disturbs me. Not just that it scares me.

I'm actually sincerely worried about your mental state of health too as some of the material was really warped and deranged that I'm starting to wonder if this is based on how you view your life. I've never found cock jokes funny either. They've always been a sign to me from experience that that person is sexually frustrated or just has sex on the brain 24/7, which isn't healthy at all.

One scene I actually found racist. I think you know what scene it was. Again I'm sorry if I've offended you, but I have no idea how this twisted flash animation got accepted by Newgrounds to be posted on here in the first place. I'm actually angry and disappointed that the Newgrounds crew allowed this to be posted for people to view.

0/10 seems like a too generous score, but there's nothing lower than 0 on here. For the sake of the reputation of this website this video needs to be removed immediately.
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Post by: bcube on July 8, 2008 06:20 PM
"For the sake of the reputation of this website this video needs to be removed immediately."
lmfao best part
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Post by: cr0m on July 8, 2008 06:45 PM
the only reason i giving u a one is because u gave us the option of skippinng thrue all of ur shit

"Gay!"
by: Captainclaybob
date: 1 hour ago

Left me completly unentertained!

^ he gav it a four

"Quit the crap guys leave this to Egoraptor"
by: STeeLRaTnl
date: 1 hour ago

The father of the Metal Gear parodies.

mizzion more den accomplished
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Post by: cr0m on July 8, 2008 06:51 PM
"Greatest thing I ever saw"
by: DrCheese
date: 12 hours ago

All of you, good job! Especially you Stamper.
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Post by: MRat on July 8, 2008 06:53 PM
lmfao stamper
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Post by: rtil on July 8, 2008 07:02 PM
aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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Post by: billy on July 8, 2008 07:08 PM
Quote from: rtilaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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Post by: R. Wappin on July 8, 2008 07:51 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: rtilAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ha
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Post by: notorious on July 8, 2008 11:16 PM
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
by: wolfsnake
date: 2 hours ago
MAN! THIS SUCKED ASS!!!! Not only does it make fun of snake, but it actually has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with mgs... Learn some humor, AND RESPECT!

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"rubbbish"
by: Shadow-Drakel
date: 2 hours ago
Dude what was this? oh wait this was a peice of worthless crap please have some brains and don't make a video again EVER no seriously you are shit at making videos so don't EVER MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO and do everyone a favour and delete this vid.

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"pants"
by: qwertyman1990
date: 2 hours ago
I didnt find any of it funny and I wouldnt say it was well animated either.

(SIDE COMMENTARY: Notice the awesome hilarious funny clever summary! Pants lol!)

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All in all i don't think i've ever found an animation on newgrounds who's reviews have given me as much pleasure as this one's.
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Post by: shittyfurryass on July 8, 2008 11:18 PM
Quote from: cr0m"Greatest thing I ever saw"
by: DrCheese
date: 12 hours ago

All of you, good job! Especially you Stamper.

i saw that and assumed he reviewed the wrong movie
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Post by: adamant on July 8, 2008 11:25 PM
um to change the topic back to the ng mgs collab

i was laughing when i 1st saw kupaman's part because it looked even cheesier than i remembered his stuff
but then i realized he was making fun of dora

now there's a downer for ya :-\
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Post by: cr0m on July 9, 2008 12:11 AM
making fun of dora???

burn him at tha stake
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 9, 2008 01:27 AM
Fuck you change this topic back to our silly reviews

""suck sooo bad"
by: RagnaLOL
date: 33 minutes ago
man,no imagination,not funny,wtf a stupid dora and a talking vagina and a dancing snake,thats stupid,i just watched a slideshow maked in windos movie maker,you suborned tom fulp to this go to the front page yo bitches,not humour at all...."
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Post by: MRat on July 9, 2008 01:30 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyjust watched a slideshow maked in windos movie maker,you suborned tom fulp to this go to the front page yo bitches,


wat
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Post by: Crabarms on July 9, 2008 02:34 AM
lmao
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Post by: sQueef on July 9, 2008 03:06 AM
i love newbie users hehehe
they dont even realize that ng was founded on fucked up content
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Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 03:18 AM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyjust watched a slideshow maked in windos movie maker,you suborned tom fulp to this go to the front page yo bitches,


wat
yeah.. this review is the most confusing thing i've read in months lmao
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Post by: cr0m on July 9, 2008 04:08 AM
Quote from: bugi really wish they would stop deleting reviews. i kind of want to make a review hall of fame or something
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Post by: billy on July 9, 2008 04:53 AM
Quote from: cr0m
Quote from: bugi really wish they would stop deleting reviews. i kind of want to make a review hall of fame or something
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Post by: MRat on July 9, 2008 04:58 AM
Ireallywishthey'dstopIwantLOOKATMYDICK
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Post by: Fuzz on July 9, 2008 05:42 AM
Quote from: bugi really wish they would stop deleting reviews. i kind of want to make a review hall of fame or something


Quote from: cr0m
Quote from: bugi really wish they would stop deleting reviews. i kind of want to make a review hall of fame or something


Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: cr0m
Quote from: bugi really wish they would stop deleting reviews. i kind of want to make a review hall of fame or something
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Post by: notorious on July 9, 2008 05:46 AM
"Absolutely horible"
by: hentailover699
date: 17 minutes ago
this was not worth waiting 5 minutes to load
seriously WTF is with all the gay jokes man
i swear man you should put a gay warning label on that or something.

^^somebody completely missed the point

P.S. nice username
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Post by: Blordow on July 9, 2008 06:12 AM
wheres that soundclip coming from lmao
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Post by: billy on July 9, 2008 06:16 AM
get on AIM!!!!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 06:35 AM
Quote from: Blordowwheres that soundclip coming from lmao
billy's sig
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: billy on July 9, 2008 06:40 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Blordowwheres that soundclip coming from lmao
billy's sig
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 9, 2008 07:33 AM
Quote from: Blordowwheres that soundclip coming from lmao
yo fucken head
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: W.A.C. on July 9, 2008 07:55 AM
I laugh everytime I hear Billy's sig. >_>
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 9, 2008 08:19 AM
i laugh everytime i see ur sig
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Post by: Fuzz on July 9, 2008 08:21 AM
LAMD
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: billy on July 9, 2008 03:36 PM
L@MD
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 05:07 PM
this review is not on our collab but another collab i was just in
it's from an alt account but i couldn't figure out who it was
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 05:44 PM
"Lame"
by: Hellsmaster21
date: 1 hour ago

Althought it was a parody I did not find it funny, some of the animation was good but sadly the joke sucked, and beastily isnt funny, its a serious problem amongst inbreed hicks.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: texas on July 9, 2008 05:47 PM
Quote from: rtil"Lame"
by: Hellsmaster21
date: 1 hour ago

Althought it was a parody I did not find it funny, some of the animation was good but sadly the joke sucked, and beastily isnt funny, its a serious problem amongst inbreed hicks.
lmfao
beastily
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 05:57 PM
ok this is like the most perfect example of how moronic most of these reviewers are
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Sinitron on July 9, 2008 05:58 PM
yes and your point is what
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 05:59 PM
oh you know what it is don't be a stupid prick
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Thor on July 9, 2008 06:01 PM
Quote from: rtilok this is like the most perfect example of how moronic most of these reviewers are


Someone collect screenshots of more reviewers like this and turn it into a flash loop and post it on newgrounds
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Sinitron on July 9, 2008 06:18 PM
Quote from: rtiloh you know what it is don't be a stupid prick
what

everyone knows the ng userbase sucks this is fucking old news not some fucking revelation from THE BOOK OF MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST AND GOD AND THE FIRES OF HELL
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 06:23 PM
no kidding dipshit i just thought it was a funny example
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Sinitron on July 9, 2008 06:27 PM
cock jokes are teh fgunny WTF DONT POST PICTURES OF DICKS ASSHOLE
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 9, 2008 07:25 PM
Quote from: rtilok this is like the most perfect example of how moronic most of these reviewers are
wait what the fuck lmfao is that reeealll
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 9, 2008 07:27 PM
yeah
http://creators-of-awesome.newgrounds.com/reviews (http://creators-of-awesome.newgrounds.com/reviews)
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 9, 2008 09:23 PM
""No...."
by: Jauggernaut
date: 1 minute ago
Listen i don't know how this got on on frontpage but it does not deserve it...animation is poorly done and it is purely not funny.....try to actually put in real aniamtion and funny jokes...actual jokes not boring neh blah....pfff if you read this take it from me don't watch this...waste of space
"

I gotta say favorite part of the collab was the neh blah...pfff jokes
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 9, 2008 09:56 PM
atfer watching the flash a second time, my favorite part is definitely squeef's

lmfao i cant get enough of those animated pig gifs and that song, whered you find them sqf
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 10, 2008 12:11 AM
It took about 600+ reviews but I think someone kinda got what we were goin for!

""Ha, you people."
by: Xrapha
date: 8 minutes ago
You people are so dense, so very dense. "Metal Gear Funnies" isn't parodying the MGS Collab at all, nor is it parodying the stream of other low-quality-highly-rated MGS videos that have been submitted since Egorapter's origional (if you can call it that) "Metal Gear Awesome" way back in 06'. Infact, this video isn't parodying MGS in any way, shape, or form.

Read the author's comments for God's sake!

This isn't a parody, this is animated commentary on the current state of affairs of Newgrounds itself! Newgrounds has always been a place where the people who produce flash, and the people who consume said flashes have never been too far in number from one another. Recently, the consumers have vastly outnumbered the producers, as the rappid inflation in scores has show since the redesign. Quality thusly can easily be argued to now equate to something else entirely, as this flash happens to illustrate quite nicely. Really, what is this flash other then a blunter version of what you people vote up every day, every week, and every month?

To those who can't seem to figure out why Tom put this on the front page, let me spell it out for you. He was here when Newgrounds started, and he has been here to watch it grow, diversify, and chage. He can see what it is now, and we can see what he thinks of it, now.
"

And I hope Billy posts in here his sig makes every thread wonderful!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 10, 2008 12:21 AM
Quote from: foodeetinatfer watching the flash a second time, my favorite part is definitely squeef's

lmfao i cant get enough of those animated pig gifs and that song, whered you find them sqf
lmao uhh thats a bit much dont ya think but ok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuBiYKNu38o

the pig gif is form some pro-gay/lesbian geocities site or some shit ill try an dig it up

yeh here we go
http://www.angelfire.com/music3/musicprodu...le/ymcapigs.gif (http://www.angelfire.com/music3/musicproductions/gifs/other/people/ymcapigs.gif)
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 10, 2008 03:10 AM
lmfao poor CodeFox
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 10, 2008 03:45 AM
You know with the frontpage icons
Kinda make it look like
Jerry Snakefield is looking very sinisterly toward that girl from Awesome Gaiden.
And the girl from Awesome Gaiden looks quite scared!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: bcube on July 10, 2008 03:49 AM
lmao it does
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Post by: rtil on July 10, 2008 04:19 AM
bravo to xrapha
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Post by: cr0m on July 10, 2008 06:03 AM
memoirs of a doucha
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Post by: notorious on July 10, 2008 06:58 AM
i love how some of the reviewers think these are the original MGS collab reject submissions lmao
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: wps on July 10, 2008 11:55 AM
"....."
by: dragonban
date: A few seconds ago
you sence of humor is dryer then the desserts of the world

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.howstuffworks.com%2Fgif%2Fdessert-tips-1.jpg&hash=157b368a607f1c024ee3fcf0507032292998c4ca)
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 10, 2008 03:43 PM
lmao ^

them iz pretty fucken dry
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: notorious on July 10, 2008 07:25 PM
i just can't get over some of these great reviews

-------------------

"unfunny-ness"
by: guthan-the-infested
date: 11 minutes ago
shower of shite! how did this make the front page?? but so i dont get in trouble for not using so called "constructive critisism, here you go"

1.this is not funny.............at all.
2.stop making flash movies.
3.fuck my mother.
4.follow through
5.your a jew.
6.make sure you use cream on your hands before you shove them up your ass before you make flash movies!
7.your a fucking stupid wanker if you think this is funny
8.its a load of barry (barry white- shite!)
9.make it more funny.
10. IT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!

--------------------

I don't need to see the FUCKING MOVIE TO UNDERSTAND HOW DUMB AND GAY IT IS. Anyone who votes 5 and reviews 10 IS A FUCKING DOUCH.

And yes the General fourm is overseeing us http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9) 34285/1 yeah in that thread they dare say that this movie is good!?!??!!? We MUST SPAM THEM.

This movie sucks end of story.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 10, 2008 07:28 PM
its weird this doesnt usually happen with stuff like this, but the bbs is like 90% on our side, believe it or not. the only people bashing us in the thread about the flash are the 08 signups lmao
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 11, 2008 02:29 AM
Edit

Fuck you ant! No one makes a fool outta me
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: adamant on July 11, 2008 03:07 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyWe are appearntly gay bashing

i think he was referring to the reviewers complaining about dicks
but hey i could be wrong
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: billy on July 11, 2008 03:18 AM
Quote from: foodeetinits weird this doesnt usually happen with stuff like this, but the bbs is like 90% on our side, believe it or not. the only people bashing us in the thread about the flash are the 08 signups lmao
i'm pretty shocked.

it's a new breed man, i hardly recognize ng

crazy flash crews downvote their shit to like 0.50 to get totw and like 95% of the idiots DON'T use the BBS

I wish people would stop fucking aiming for totw, it's really been ruined, and it's really our fault ultimately.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 11, 2008 03:27 AM
i dont think anyone had anyway of knowing that the kk would still be going for totw every week
in 2008
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Post by: billy on July 11, 2008 03:28 AM
Quote from: Squeefin 2008
god they're so fucking stupid
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Post by: sQueef on July 11, 2008 03:42 AM
whats worse though is that they let in any ol' queer that wants to join
they teach them how to use proxies and how to win awards (like its some big mystery anwyay)
and then let em loose on the internet which is mostly 4chan and NG and kk forum

its a vicious cycle
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: texas on July 11, 2008 03:51 AM
does the kk have a point
like do they disagree with the way newgrounds is run
or are they just dedicated to winning turds of the week for no reason
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 11, 2008 04:03 AM
i think its just winning totw for no reason

actually when i was in it they were obsessed with getting 5 daily awards because Tom Fulp sent bfk a pm saying if they got 5 dailies theyd get an NG collection page or something
so its all about NG awards i guess
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 04:26 AM
amazing, metal gear funnies is on the cusp of breaking 100k views ALREADY

i havent seen such an effective trolling method since the gayest showdown. and gayest showdown was so much more blatant. the funniest part about mgf is no one even realizes its funny, they think we were trying to make a real metal gear parody hahaha

also this review gives me a warm fuzzy feeling

it makes me feel like this collab really did accomplish something. nothing is more satisfying than knowing "you killed it"


"Your a Legend Blackfyre"
by: catman503
date: 2 hours ago

I could not agree with you anymore. The only possible constructive piece of advice you can give to these artists is for them to take their Flash Teachers or whoever taught them how to flash and shoot them in the head. Because most if not ALL bad reviews concerning this game will say something along those lines they are whistled on and deleted by the M-Bot

That\\\'s flagrant mis-use of the review and reporting system, It\\\'s almost like the artists have collaborated to make a flash so disgustingly horrible that all the negative comments can be whistled on. Pure evil genius.

I cannot seriously see the point of this flash, It accomplishes nothing. It\\\'s like a broken pencil. Ive been told that your simply having a go at egoraptor but it must be said that all that has been accomplished is to show that all of you have
A) No Talent
Jealous of Egoraptor
C) Trying to make a point about how parodys of parodys normally get a 4 star rating but are in all actuality shit. Again your highly mistaken, The tankmen parodies are an example of this.

So nicely done, You killed it. Well Done.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: billy on July 11, 2008 05:16 AM
Quote from: kiandoes the kk have a point
like do they disagree with the way newgrounds is run
or are they just dedicated to winning turds of the week for no reason

some men aren't looking for anything logical. they can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. some men just want to watch the world burn.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: trent bortknob on July 11, 2008 05:24 AM
man those 09 n00bs dont know shit
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 11, 2008 05:59 AM
mgf was such a good idea
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 06:29 AM
Quote from: Squeefmgf was such a good idea
agreed

huge props to bug and everyone who contributed to it for pulling this shit off

99,891 views

"Just no good."
by: bladesonic2005
date: 2 hours ago

Voice acting sucked.
Jokes sucked.
Animation was sometimes decent, but in general it was bad.
Epic fail to a T. Tom = Take this from the front page now.
Oh yeah, THANKS FOR REMOVING MY REVIEW!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 06:43 AM
100,005 views
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Post by: rtil on July 11, 2008 06:53 AM
Quote from: foodeetinJealous of Egoraptor
this has got to be the strangest explanation people can come up for things like this. the only ones that are jealous of people like egoraptor (not sure what there is to be jealous of) are guys like oney-sephiroth, because they have to copy what he does in order to garner views. if we were jealous of anyone we would attempt to be exactly like them, not lampoon everything they're about.

also wow i forgot about the gayest showdown and i am sad that i did because i remember the huuuuuuuge response it got . its time has come and gone but i think it is still the biggest troll flash to this day. but this one is definitely more subtle and i appreciate it for that. because we have duped soooooooooooo many people. i can't think of anything more hilarious on newgrounds than this
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Post by: billy on July 11, 2008 06:53 AM
i'm jealous of egoraptor
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Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 07:00 AM
Quote from: rtilalso wow i forgot about the gayest showdown and i am sad that i did because i remember the huuuuuuuge response it got . its time has come and gone but i think it is still the biggest troll flash to this day. but this one is definitely more subtle and i appreciate it for that. because we have duped soooooooooooo many people. i can't think of anything more hilarious on newgrounds than this
its funny on many levels too

it pisses off the videogame nerd faggots because its on the front page next to the official collab. it pisses off the bbs faggots because its getting unfairly downvoted. its a win win situation!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 11, 2008 07:51 AM
yeah it was really funny i'm gonna go watch it now lmao
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 11, 2008 08:08 AM
lookitmydick
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 11, 2008 08:45 AM
too bad pigpen wussed out on his tv interview
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 11, 2008 10:31 AM
i want the reviews back to fuck you you fucker
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 11, 2008 11:34 AM
Quote from: foodeetin
Quote from: Squeefmgf was such a good idea
agreed

huge props to bug and everyone who contributed to it for pulling this shit off

99,891 views

"Just no good."
by: bladesonic2005
date: 2 hours ago

Voice acting sucked.
Jokes sucked.
Animation was sometimes decent, but in general it was bad.
Epic fail to a T. Tom = Take this from the front page now.
Oh yeah, THANKS FOR REMOVING MY REVIEW!

LMAO he got THAT review removed too
And he left another one

""Ok, this is getting annoying."
by: bladesonic2005
date: 3 hours ago
I'm not gonna write anything here this time. Re-re-submit. 0/10 0/5"

and also

""..."
by: Lesbian-Waffles
date: 1 hour ago
I'm normally a very kind critic, and I think I have yet to issue a 0. But, damn did you earn it. The jokes are immensely bad, the art is horrible, and I think I'd rather watch a Flash "tween-a-thon" over your animation. The part that kills me is multiple people submitted and they were ALL bad. Generally in these compilations you'll find a lot of crappy artists and a gem here and there in between...you're missing yours.

Ya know what the worst part is? You made me fuckin listen to Chad Kroger /(Nickelback) while I watched this shit."

Lmao Billy your fuckin gret!


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Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 05:30 PM
theprof00

"zzzzz....."
by: theprof00
date: 1 hour ago

I didn\\\'t remember having an account here and was about to make one so that i could comment on this video.
As far as people saying the jokes are great and it\\\'s genius, it\\\'s not.
As far as people saying that we do not understand randomness, we do, it\\\'s just not funny/done well. Tim&Eric awesome show does a much better job.
the codec scenes were annoying, "that is the joke"? do you really need to be telling me where the jokes are?
As far as the penis jokes are concerned.... wow, i am really impressed, you guys managed to use solid snake as an excuse to draw penises.

Most of the jokes weren\\\'t even about snake, which was what i was hoping for. It was really really bad (OLD) humor of Seinfeld, stolen ren and stimpy style art, some racist black joke, anti mgs gamer jokes, a really bad joke about a python being a snake (really that was the whole joke), a dora the explorer joke, and really a lot of over exaggeration about mgs gameplay that really shows where the creator\\\'s heart lay.

They don\\\'t like the game, don\\\'t like the people who play it, and are really much too immature to be making a flash game about something they don\\\'t like. Ohh wait that\\\'s what flash is for. Although i don\\\'t particularly like the game, i wanted to see something intellectual, which is where i failed in watching this movie. I felt like a 6 year old in grade school making bad jokes about something i didn\\\'t like. The dirt won\\\'t come off...........

lmfaoo god i loovvve it hes a psuedo intellectual faggot and it STILL went right over his head
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: wps on July 11, 2008 05:31 PM
stolen ren and stimpy art
hell ye
we fuckn traced some frames from ren and stimpy
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 05:35 PM
Quote from: wpsstolen ren and stimpy art
hell ye
we fuckn traced some frames from ren and stimpy
ahahahaha

i love how whenever people see your art, ren and stimpy is the first thing they think of... its the only sutff weird enough to come close to your shit

"a really bad joke about a python being a snake (really that was the whole joke)"


lmfaoooo jesus christ how can someone with such good grammar be SO FUCKING AWFUL at detecting sarcasm
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: wps on July 11, 2008 05:52 PM
well that doesnt happen to just my art!

bug and zekey get da same fuckin shit
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 11, 2008 08:24 PM
Quote from: wpswell that doesnt happen to just my art!

bug and zekey get da same fuckin shit
yep
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 11, 2008 11:05 PM
Quote from: wpswell that doesnt happen to just my art!

bug and zekey get da same fuckin shit


i've found sighing sadly and ignoring it makes the pain go away :C
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Sinitron on July 11, 2008 11:08 PM
I'm an anime artist.

PARADOX
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 12, 2008 04:03 AM
I think this is the first death threat Ive seen

""worst fuking shit!"
by: monk1zammy
date: 1 hour ago
wow this fucking sucked ass........its so fucking gay NG should take it off. I will hunt you down and kill you for making this.

P.S.i couldn't watch it's retardeness any longer so i decided i exit out and bomb you with a nuke cuz me in the marines:) i luanch missles and nukes!!!i find you blow uoy up yeeeaaahhhh!"

And then there's this one too!

""um.... i know you can do better"
by: MoshiMoshiMartin
date: 1 minute ago
if you are trying to make me laffy try no putting YAOI in my face. and you wat over did it with the penis jokes come on "no pone intendede" try doing humer that make senisen and eveyone can falow.
"


Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 12, 2008 04:04 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney""um.... i know you can do better"
by: MoshiMoshiMartin
date: 1 minute ago
if you are trying to make me laffy try no putting YAOI in my face. and you wat over did it with the penis jokes come on "no pone intendede" try doing humer that make senisen and eveyone can falow.
"


hahahahahahahaaaaaa
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 12, 2008 04:21 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.tinypic.com%2F29cmnpv.gif&hash=e3bca97672512748865fb3514b3fa2fd10818d0e)
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Post by: adamant on July 12, 2008 04:40 AM
lmfao
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Post by: billy on July 12, 2008 05:55 AM
that reminds me of a couple of years ago i had some insane thoughts for a few hours

moving to japan always sounds like a good idea until you realize you're not a faggot

i mean, we all get da yellow feva from time to time but u just gotta accept that you're never going to move to japan
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 12, 2008 06:04 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuimg.ngfiles.com%2Fprofile%2F2174%2F2174571.jpg&hash=fe6963048c90c83501e61445a82024ccdb381397)got a teaching job in Japan and is moving in a month!

glad to have him out of the house hes very scary to live with!!!
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Post by: Crabarms on July 12, 2008 06:58 AM
He needs a knife in that pic.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 12, 2008 07:17 AM
The authors of this should actually ge ME a 10 for sitting through more than a minute of it.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 12, 2008 09:22 AM
gargamesh gonna teach us a lesson on metal gear funniez

"Fail? Yes."
by: Gargamesh
date: July 11, 2008

You have made General Meow VERY unhappy. Not only was this useless, but you put so much effort into it that I actually felt embarrassed that I sat through the whole thing! Next time, try and make it funny.
Make some jokes about how they always grab dick to check gender for no reason.
Like, "Are you a man or a woman?!"
"I have a beard...."
*dickgrab*
!
*snake eats president*.

Step 1: Animate.
Step 2: Make it funny.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit

And you have somthign WORTHY of the front page.
Good luck on your next animation.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: mishkamash on July 12, 2008 02:54 PM
QuoteStep 1: Animate.
Step 2: Make it funny.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit

what the hell is tjhis
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: bcube on July 12, 2008 04:52 PM
its a stupid 4chan meme
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 12, 2008 04:57 PM
Really? Because I thought South Park did it first

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fdd%2FGnomes_plan.png&hash=5545fed75e49d48214f804e97611ec04f693b752)
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: sQueef on July 12, 2008 05:02 PM
4chan stole it and made it gay though
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: cr0m on July 12, 2008 05:22 PM
lmao yeah thats older then 4chan
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 12, 2008 05:37 PM
You have made General Meow VERY unhappy.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: YungJazz on July 12, 2008 06:09 PM
I'm suing whoever put my "Silver Spoon in the ass" quote in their entry. Also, somebody is paranoid lol.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 12, 2008 08:56 PM
Hey guys! Oney-Sephiroth gave us a piece of his mind!

""This is Priceless!"
by: Oney-Sephiroth
date: 10 minutes ago
No no, not the cartoon! The fact you all put time and effort into making a flash that has branded you all jealous retards. It's hilarious! What really got me going was the fact all Newgrounds dickweeds know and like each other, it's like a little club of obnoxious pricks!

Also to Rtil, I love how you robbed your Mario joke from Awesome Grounds. And you're always complaining about origionality?

Well done guys, you fail. Epically."

OH BOY!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 13, 2008 12:32 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHey guys! Oney-Sephiroth gave us a piece of his mind!

""This is Priceless!"
by: Oney-Sephiroth
date: 10 minutes ago
No no, not the cartoon! The fact you all put time and effort into making a flash that has branded you all jealous retards. It's hilarious! What really got me going was the fact all Newgrounds dickweeds know and like each other, it's like a little club of obnoxious pricks!

Also to Rtil, I love how you robbed your Mario joke from Awesome Grounds. And you're always complaining about origionality?

Well done guys, you fail. Epically."

OH BOY!
funny cuz i actually asked ashford pride if it was ok if i could "borrow" the "joke" he "made up" and he was more than comfortable with that
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: MRat on July 13, 2008 02:47 AM
Jazz I took your quote sue me sue me!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 13, 2008 03:43 AM
"i hate you with every inch of my body and mind"
by: bazerk
date: 43 minutes ago

this was terrible. I don't think half the people in the colab even ever played mgs. You weren't kidding when you called yourself untalented schmucks. scratch that, i don't think that goes far enough.you have a 1.71/5 and a 4.1/10. Who the hell got this shit on the front page, this was freakin horrible. you know what? you should just go and call yourself a clock right now. and there aren't many insults lower then that. I'm serious go call your self clock you fucking faggot.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: MRat on July 13, 2008 04:27 AM
I'm pretty sure this is the greatest achievement anyone has ever had.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: R. Wappin on July 13, 2008 04:37 AM
I think it's more probable that Oney-Sepiroth is an alt all the time
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Fuzz on July 13, 2008 06:23 AM
You know, the responses you guys have gotten from this really makes me respect you more and it makes me happy to know you all.
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 13, 2008 06:47 AM
Quote from: FuzzYou know, the responses you guys have gotten from this really makes me respect you more and it makes me happy to know you all.
lmao same
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 13, 2008 08:06 AM
"Has No Meaning At All"
by: KonohasSpartan
date: 9 hours ago

To Me Metal Gear Should Be Ripped Off If You\\\'re Actually Gonna Talk About Metal Gear Like In The Metal Gear Awesome Series For Example... Not However Making Lame Ass Jokes About The KFC Colonel Or A Japanese Guy Shooting Laser Beams That Looked Nothing Like Laser Beams Out Of His Eyes, And To Be Honest I Only Watched Till That Bit Because Quite Frankly It Sucked Balls, And I Hope To God That In Your Bio The Fact You Said The Animators Worked Tirelessly To Hone There Comedic Genius Or Whatever Was A Joke..... Real Shame Cus I Love MG

i read that a few times. it gets funnier every fuckin time i swear

guys

please

SOMEONE

make a flash out of these
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: texas on July 13, 2008 08:07 AM
lmfao
it must be a lot of trouble capitalizing every single word that you type
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 13, 2008 03:56 PM
I nominate WPS to both narrarate and animate these review responses

Cause that one flash where he did it was fuckin gret!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 13, 2008 05:53 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyI nominate WPS to both narrarate and animate these review responses

Cause that one flash where he did it was fuckin gret!
yes do another one wps
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: Sinitron on July 13, 2008 05:59 PM
I'm sorry, but as Waldemar's European representative I must inform you that he is currently not available for commissioning, and will not be available for another two weeks. Please try again at a later date and time, thank you!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 13, 2008 09:31 PM
Quote from: foodeetin"Has No Meaning At All"
by: KonohasSpartan
date: 9 hours ago

To Me Metal Gear Should Be Ripped Off If You're Actually Gonna Talk About Metal Gear Like In The Metal Gear Awesome Series For Example... Not However Making Lame Ass Jokes About The KFC Colonel Or A Japanese Guy Shooting Laser Beams That Looked Nothing Like Laser Beams Out Of His Eyes, And To Be Honest I Only Watched Till That Bit Because Quite Frankly It Sucked Balls, And I Hope To God That In Your Bio The Fact You Said The Animators Worked Tirelessly To Hone There Comedic Genius Or Whatever Was A Joke..... Real Shame Cus I Love MG

i read that a few times. it gets funnier every fuckin time i swear

guys

please

SOMEONE

make a flash out of these
I Hate When People Type Like This
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: billy on July 14, 2008 05:07 AM
i'm gay
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 14, 2008 04:39 PM
Hey were off frontpage

Man that was pretty nice though!
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: f0d on July 14, 2008 06:36 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHey were off frontpage

Man that was pretty nice though!

yeh it was a great run

the memories will last forever in the reviews pasted in this thread :\\\')
Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: rtil on July 14, 2008 11:07 PM
10

"And that is the joke"

"And that is the joke"
by: BobbyBritish
date: 16 hours ago

Allow me to show you this Wikipedia article EXPLAINING IT!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire#Misconception_of_satire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire#Misconception_of_satire)
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Title: THE METAL GEAR COLLAB
Post by: adamant on July 15, 2008 02:18 AM
now watch it become a dumb lil fad on the ngbbs