thebackalleys

Main => General => Topic started by: psi43 on July 2, 2008 09:52 PM

Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: psi43 on July 2, 2008 09:52 PM
"Unexpected System Error"

I am so glad they\\\'re expecting all the other system errors.

couldn\\\'t take a screenshot cause it happened exactly after I started up
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: bcube on July 2, 2008 09:52 PM
they're ready for anything


except that one error
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: psi43 on July 2, 2008 10:05 PM
yeah it wasn't saying anything else either and it was the first and probably last time I had that.
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: rtil on July 2, 2008 10:30 PM
i get that sometimes
best error message i ever got was that the computer was gonna automatically restart in 5 seconds. the delay was to give me enough time to save & close all the work in applications i was doing. plenty of time for sure
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: psi43 on July 2, 2008 10:34 PM
lmfao to get that message simply end the svchost processes. Then, when you get the warning that (usually) says 1:00minute left, you just set your computer clock back like 2 days and it says 2 days, 00 hours, 01minute and 00 seconds left. Really nice.
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: rtil on July 2, 2008 10:42 PM
this was on a school network computer. i don't have access priveledges to do that
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: psi43 on July 2, 2008 10:43 PM
lmfao then a teacher was messing with you!
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: sQueef on July 2, 2008 10:48 PM
man fuck that  I got a Error loading operating system_ what the SHIT is that SHIT!?!?!@\

but ye it fucken sucked

ass
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: MRat on July 2, 2008 10:49 PM
I got this one error, said something like "Error Squeef Fucked Your Hamster."
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: sQueef on July 2, 2008 10:59 PM
dude you can\\\'t possibly stick your dick inside a hamster
but if you get a girl hamster and some rubber gloves n shyt you can stimulate her with your finger

which is nice because when hamsters dont ejaculate they get all mad and unfreindly as well as spray nasty smelling shit all over the place

so its a win-win to jack off your hamster!

fuck i cant spell unfriendly
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: MRat on July 2, 2008 11:42 PM
Quote from: Squeefdude you can't possibly stick your dick inside a hamster
but if you get a girl hamster and some rubber gloves n shyt you can stimulate her with your finger

which is nice because when hamsters dont ejaculate they get all mad and unfreindly as well as spray nasty smelling shit all over the place

so its a win-win to jack off your hamster!

fuck i cant spell unfriendly



Squeef I love you.
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: sQueef on July 3, 2008 12:06 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.tin.ro%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Flol055ev5.gif&hash=8cf2dce5d9b05f1d5bbcf341d721225995f005f9)
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: Philip K Dick on July 3, 2008 12:45 AM
one time i got an error that just said 17

what the fuck
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: sQueef on July 3, 2008 01:06 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fusers.aber.ac.uk%2Fead4%2Fah.png&hash=102670265084ed3fe5341ae5b10327c21ccea5d3)
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: fish on July 3, 2008 01:42 AM
I got an error that only happened when I shut down my computer, something like "error C:\Documents and Settings..." and I never did understand what it meant. After about a month it stopped doing that, so whatever I guess.
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: Fuzz on July 3, 2008 01:55 AM
I figured out how to make a shortcut that will shut down your computer and display an error message. I put one on my friend desktop that said "Your computer has been infected by a virus. All of your porn will be deleted and replaced by gay porn upon restart." when he saw it he unplugged his computer and killed his hard drive...
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: GenTrigger on July 3, 2008 04:33 AM
This one guy used to mess with our class computer to mess with me, "Error: Your a faggot Kyle."

He was pretty cool.
Title: I just received the best fucking error message ever
Post by: retrosmash on July 3, 2008 07:31 PM
^ lmfao at those two