found the following text somewhere, it was either on ED or somethingawful
havnt laughed so hard in a while so i want to animate it
sooo basically i need someone with a pretty straight, deadpan BUT AT THE SAME TIME ironically comedic voice to act it
will co-author!!!!
anyway, if youre interested my AIM is freeksy, or just message me on here cause im never on aim
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"whenever i get a pack of m&ms, i make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of them as a species. to this end, i hold m&m duels.
taking two m&m's between my thumb and forefinger, i apply pressure. squeezing them until one begins to crack and splinter. that one is the "loser", and i eat the inferior one immediately. the winner gets to go another round.
i have found that, in general, the brown and red m&ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. i have hypothesized that the blue m&ms as a race cannot survive as long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack food world.
occasionaly i will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. in a way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
when i reach the end of the pack, i am left with one m&m, the strongest of the herd. since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, i pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to m&m mars, a division of mars, inc., hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A, along with a 3x5 card reading, "please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
this week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free bag of m&ms. i consider this "grant money." i have set aside a weekend for a grand tournament. from a field of hundreds, we will discover a true champion.
there can only be one."
"it was either on ED or somethingawful"
sorry man you lost your shit at this part
uh... nothing is original
what
nothing is original but nothing is as unoriginal as you GET OUT OF HERE
AND BRING YOUR SHITTY ED JOKES WITH YOU
reeces pieces are better
I dont care where it came from, i liked it.
okay freekc only for you though
Quote from: kianfreekc is gayer than egoraptor and the swain and a lot of other gay overrated authors
at least they think up their own shitty scripts
sorry freek but I have to agree!!
might as well throw some tongs in there for good measure lol TONGS!