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Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bug on April 2, 2008 03:42 AM
Some users discussed interest in making their own Metal Gear collab but since nobody seems to be taking charge of this, and since I felt I was kind of responsible for it, I decided to. Also this will get everyone on the same page.

The whole point of this should be to get a rise out of people. You can do this by mocking typical videogame parodies, or by being extremely ignorant about Metal Gear. In other words if you've never played the game you're totally qualified.

It will be submitted with the thebackalleys account on newgrounds the same day as the other collab. You can use the file uploader here (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/!_upload_a_file/) or send it to my email at brandonpclark at gmail dot com. Or catch me on AIM at bigarmybug. Just be sure if you do use the file uploader you should make a post in this thread saying you did cause I might miss it.

Keep all discussion about your social lives, what you had for dinner last night and dumb piracy crap in this fucking thread right here (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2380) I want this topic to be clean and streamlined. So use this one to post anything about your parts, or whatever questions you got.

Specs and shit:

1.) 550 X 400 24 fps

2.) When you finish your part make it a movieclip.

3.) MAKE THEM FUNNY.

Deadline for this is MAY 13th, 2008.

THATS ALL. GO NOW. CHARGE FORWARD.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 2, 2008 03:59 AM
I'm sorta still new to flash and stuff so I don't understand number 2  could you explain ?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 2, 2008 04:05 AM
Quote from: bugIt just means when you're done animating your part, select EVERYTHING and make it a movieclip. Or animate inside a movieclip. Also you need to rename every symbol in your library to something like bizzarecube_1 to bizzarecube_285120. Something specific like that so it wont cause conflict with other library symbols.

ah okay  Thanks for explaining
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 2, 2008 04:44 AM
make a deadline as well
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on April 2, 2008 05:03 AM
I think the deadline should be a little earlier. That way, the flash no matter what can be submitted the same day as the other collab without any trouble.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 2, 2008 06:21 AM
I think WAC should be barred from submission just to save him time.

Here is why:

Quote3.) MAKE THEM FUNNY
WAC's insecure/sense-of-humorless personality traits
Quotewac4ever2000: Goodnight but you didn't pwn me.

DAM!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 2, 2008 06:23 AM
http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...rzek4buggw3.swf (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearzek4buggw3.swf)


Voila.

this is stemmed from the original aim convo that begot this whole thing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on April 2, 2008 06:38 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyI think WAC should be barred from submission just to save him time.

Here is why:

Quote3.) MAKE THEM FUNNY
WAC's insecure/sense-of-humorless personality traits
Quotewac4ever2000: Goodnight but you didn't pwn me.
DAM!!!!!
You know, I realized it was a shitty line after I sent the message but I included it on here anyways because I was posting the entire convo, not just most of it. Also, I wasn't even trying to be funny.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 2, 2008 06:41 AM
OH I get it, popcorn kernel, Colonel sanders...

by the by, I will give http://thebackalleys.newgrounds.com/ (http://thebackalleys.newgrounds.com/) to rtil or bug or whoever and they can just go ahead and change all of the info on it (the email address, the password, the first and last name all of it. You're gonna want to change the e-mail address to something that's not @sogetthis im guessing). Unless you want to use a different name for the tba NG account in which case forget I even made that account and brought it up!

Just tell me who to pm the password to or whatever.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 2, 2008 06:54 AM
send the password to bug and me. i think bug should submit this collab though since it was his idea. i will make my part probably next week
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on April 2, 2008 06:57 AM
Quote from: bugthe beauty of this collab is that its gonna be totally anonymous .
Why is it going to be completely anonymous?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 2, 2008 07:00 AM
oh hell yes

Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: bugthe beauty of this collab is that its gonna be totally anonymous .
Why is it going to be completely anonymous?

its manufactured to disrupt

anyway with the number of lurkers we get here the anonimity may be comprimised
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 2, 2008 07:06 AM
Quote from: FreekCanyway with the number of lurkers we get here the anonimity may be comprimised




[size=]....big whup[/size]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 2, 2008 07:10 AM
okay I pm'ed the password I uhm... hope that carb forget it you got my message I'll get started on my part sometime soon as in whenever I think of something funny which is hard for me to do cuz im just not a funny guy and most of my humor is accidental (like that captain planet thing)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 2, 2008 09:57 AM
ok i'll join
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on April 2, 2008 10:05 AM
thats the spirit.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 2, 2008 12:04 PM
I'm in... give me some time.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 2, 2008 04:24 PM
i got the message squeef
also i could put this in some super secret hidden place but i'm sure some guest has already scanned this topic by now and has reported us to the NEWGROUNDS POLICE
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 2, 2008 04:41 PM
Oh snap the NEWGROUNDS POLICE!!


Hahah, count me in too, btw
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Thor on April 2, 2008 04:45 PM
Anyone need some shoddy backgrounds?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 2, 2008 04:50 PM
Quote from: ThorAnyone need some shoddy backgrounds?

If you could make a really creepy ( as in a ton of dead trees big looming mountains etc.)  background and a really happy ( as in ballistic colors a smiling sun type of thing) background then yeah
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 2, 2008 06:59 PM
can we have a rolecall of whos making either serious, funny or spam parts for this so we all know what direction were each going in

im using sprites and a mixture of dumb fbf parodies
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 2, 2008 07:00 PM
Making a really stupid/ maybe funny fbf thing with explosions.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Mushroomboy5 on April 2, 2008 07:01 PM
I may do something. If I do, it will either be spam or really stupid and weird.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 2, 2008 07:48 PM
i'm in guys
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 2, 2008 08:25 PM
ban them from making anything
thats what i say
i need a monster to clobber that there snake
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 2, 2008 09:07 PM
Can somebody please get me an mp3 of Metal Gear Awesome obviously recorded threw a microphone held to the PC? I got plans for my part.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 2, 2008 09:08 PM
Quote from: GerkinmanCan somebody please get me an mp3 of Metal Gear Awesome obviously recorded threw a microphone held to the PC? I got plans for my part.


I might be able to help you with this.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 2, 2008 09:30 PM
it doesnt sound so fun anymore =[
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 2, 2008 11:13 PM
ohhh good i thought you were expecting us all to come up with a masterpiece or something
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 2, 2008 11:25 PM
what the fuck, didn't he say in the first post it can be spammy dick gargling bullshit as long as its funny? Your confusion has confused me FreekC.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 2, 2008 11:36 PM
i tend to have that effect on people
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Halcion on April 3, 2008 12:25 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanCan somebody please get me an mp3 of Metal Gear Awesome obviously recorded threw a microphone held to the PC? I got plans for my part.
you can record the sounds playing on your computer with your computer. use sound recorder or audacity (free) and set your computer to recording. volume>advanced>recording>tick the box and adjust the sound. :U

ma stroreibored[attachment=1190:storyboard.swf]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 3, 2008 02:07 AM
Quote from: Halcion
Quote from: GerkinmanCan somebody please get me an mp3 of Metal Gear Awesome obviously recorded threw a microphone held to the PC? I got plans for my part.
you can record the sounds playing on your computer with your computer. use sound recorder or audacity (free) and set your computer to recording. volume>advanced>recording>tick the box and adjust the sound. :U

ma stroreibored[attachment=1190:storyboard.swf]

he wants the sound to be crappy qualitywise.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 3, 2008 04:47 AM
Done with mine
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 3, 2008 04:58 AM
Oh and who am I sposed to hand this ovah to?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 3, 2008 05:01 AM
I smiled through it, but once I close it and clicked reply I began to cry tears of laugher and split my sides.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 3, 2008 05:05 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyOh and who am I sposed to hand this ovah to?


SIGH

Quote from: bugIt will be submitted with the thebackalleys account on newgrounds the same day as the other collab. You can use the file uploader here (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/!_upload_a_file/) or send it to my email at brandonpclark at gmail dot com. Or catch me on AIM at bigarmybug. Just be sure if you do use the file uploader you should make a post in this thread saying you did cause I might miss it.


Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 3, 2008 05:30 AM
God damn Zekey I just saw yours Im fuckin dyin over here!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 3, 2008 05:36 AM
lmao

I think mine will need some voice acting. If anyone wanna help just tell me you DON'T NEED TO HAVE VOICE ACTING EXPERIENCE and CAN SOUND LIKE ABSOLUTE CRAP.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 3, 2008 08:19 AM
Quoteyou can record the sounds playing on your computer with your computer. use sound recorder or audacity (free) and set your computer to recording. volume>advanced>recording>tick the box and adjust the sound. :U

Im on a mac and it has like anti shit sound making abilities that are beyond my understanding.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 3, 2008 09:11 AM
gee what a surprise the star syndicate people know what is comedic.

Cool Dr Money's was great I'm gonna have to say my favorite part was the clever way of saying "metal gear parodies aren't funny"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 3, 2008 10:25 AM
haha nice coolmoney

gerkinman ill record that by today
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 3, 2008 10:35 AM
Ill be away for the next like 5 days, up the coast for an anime con, im a vendor, not here for the anime
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 3, 2008 11:57 AM
loadsa stupid peaking on the screaming parts

someone else might be able to do a better job

wtf didnt upload

whatever ill do it later i gotta go
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 3, 2008 09:11 PM
i love you bug
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Loathsome on April 3, 2008 09:21 PM
I'd like to join but I'm too busy with my own collab plus own projects etc.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 3, 2008 09:24 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyDone with mine
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)
^ HAAHAHAHA
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 3, 2008 10:24 PM
haha bravo cdm
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: RichChap on April 3, 2008 10:35 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyDone with mine
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)
Hahaha, awesome.

I can't see Zekey's, imageshack isn't loading....
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 3, 2008 10:56 PM
Quotegherkinman whatever youre going to do with this be sure not to use all of the recording because i think its just way too long for one part

I have no intention of using the whole thing, just the unfunniest parts.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Thor on April 3, 2008 11:02 PM
Quote from: BizzareCube
Quote from: ThorAnyone need some shoddy backgrounds?

If you could make a really creepy ( as in a ton of dead trees big looming mountains etc.)  background and a really happy ( as in ballistic colors a smiling sun type of thing) background then yeah

I'll see if I can get this to you by tomorrow morning. Did you have anything, like what angle you see it at/how close you are to background/spacial stuff/anything else in mind?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 3, 2008 11:15 PM
Quote from: Gerkinman
Quotegherkinman whatever youre going to do with this be sure not to use all of the recording because i think its just way too long for one part

I have no intention of using the whole thing, just the unfunniest parts.

anyone else see the irony?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 4, 2008 01:02 AM
Quote from: Thor
Quote from: BizzareCube
Quote from: ThorAnyone need some shoddy backgrounds?

If you could make a really creepy ( as in a ton of dead trees big looming mountains etc.)  background and a really happy ( as in ballistic colors a smiling sun type of thing) background then yeah

I'll see if I can get this to you by tomorrow morning. Did you have anything, like what angle you see it at/how close you are to background/spacial stuff/anything else in mind?

Kind of like this
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb141%2Fzurrii%2Fbeautyandthebeast.jpg&hash=3429fc479f60bd870b3c2eeb509a850a7dce97cc)

( from beauty and the beast, the scene where the horse looks at both roads. )
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Halcion on April 4, 2008 01:18 AM
took 2months of work but its finally done
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 4, 2008 01:49 AM
eheheheh i know what i'm going to doooooo
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 03:00 AM
Quote from: Halciontook 2months of work but its finally done
wwhat how is that funny
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 4, 2008 03:18 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: Halciontook 2months of work but its finally done
wwhat how is that funny
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 4, 2008 03:55 AM
I need someone to do voice acting for my part. Here's my storyboard. The real flash movie's drawing won't look like this of course.

And the script:

MGS P: MGS is the best game ever.
Me: No it's not.
MGS P: Fucking Hell yes it is!
MGS P: Huh ?
MGS P: WAIT! WTH YOU'RE DOING!?
*Beep* *Beep*
Otacon: Hey uh I forgot to tell you that Oriental Guy can shoot laser beams.
MGS P: OH THANKS FOR THE WARNING STOOPS.
*Shoots laser beam*
MGS P: Arrruggghgh!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 04:14 AM
you put desu on that guys shirt didn't you.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 4, 2008 04:23 AM
Yes because I'm a Wapanese... Oh wait no... I can't be Wapanese, it has to be "Eapanese."

I actually got that idea from seeing Kawaii Rtil   and I don't know what word to slap on that guy's shirt so I just put Desu on it. Whatever it means.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 04:24 AM
you aren't gonna weasel your way out of this one Sonni.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 4, 2008 04:26 AM
Yup... too late to weasel now
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 4, 2008 04:26 AM
if it isnt funny it doesnt get in

meaning you can have his shirt say desu

i wont allow it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 4, 2008 04:33 AM
Quote from: taylorif it isnt funny it doesnt get in

meaning you can have his shirt say desu

i wont allow it

Wait, so Desu is actually funny? Or you actually mistype "can't" as "can." Because I'm not really sure myself.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 05:53 AM
he typo'ed.

desu is shit fuck you.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 4, 2008 06:01 AM
I'll replaced Desu with something non-wapanese with the final movie. Good thing I show you guys first.  

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 06:05 AM
Desu isn't the only thing that bugs me it just isn't funny in itself.

It's just unoriginal and not funny to me. But whatever im not the boss around here!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 4, 2008 07:35 AM
Hmm at least you guys are honest about it. I'm going to change the movie a bit but keep my favorite parts though.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 4, 2008 08:47 AM
You guys seem to be missing the point.

It's not meant to be crappy to be 'funny' ala Metal Gear Awesome


Its meant to be crappy and trying-too-hard humor on purpose. Like a bad high school play.

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 4, 2008 09:02 AM
I made this in 15 seconds.

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_metal_gear_solid.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 09:04 AM
I'm not gonna upload anything I've made for this until I'm happy with the humor in it. You can't be funny if you're being self-conscious about being funny which I guess some people are experiencing.

well I haven't even started anything on it yet though hahahahjhhhjn. Hmm. I got some funny audio that is somewhat metal gear related though so yeaaaaaaaahhh... I'll probably start/finish a part sometime over the weekend
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 4, 2008 09:47 AM
someone who's actually smart and funny do a codec convo
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 4, 2008 10:51 AM
Quotesomeone who's actually smart and funny do a codec convo

Bugs kinda got one commin
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 4, 2008 01:03 PM
Quote from: FreekCsomeone who's actually smart and funny do a codec convo
me and hlg are doin tht!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 4, 2008 03:30 PM
could i make one that's trying too hard to be funny and one that's just a parody?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on April 4, 2008 03:34 PM
No


I mean Yes



or do I mean no?

:that was an example.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 4, 2008 04:21 PM
I will try to find a 12-13 year old voice actor for my part. Or I will just voiceact it myself with a really high voice or something.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 4, 2008 05:46 PM
get too close to the mic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 4, 2008 09:27 PM
I know my video shall be about me being shown Metal Gear Awesome for the first time by some faggy kid, hence the mp3 needed. Thanks by the way.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 4, 2008 09:43 PM
ZEKEY SAID MY AUDIO IS FUNNY AHAHAH so yeah
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 4, 2008 10:40 PM
Quote from: SonniI need someone to do voice acting for my part. Here's my storyboard. The real flash movie's drawing won't look like this of course.

And the script:

MGS P: MGS is the best game ever.
Me: No it's not.
MGS P: Fucking Hell yes it is!
MGS P: Huh ?
MGS P: WAIT! WTH YOU'RE DOING!?
*Beep* *Beep*
Otacon: Hey uh I forgot to tell you that Oriental Guy can shoot laser beams.
MGS P: OH THANKS FOR THE WARNING STOOPS.
*Shoots laser beam*
MGS P: Arrruggghgh!
[attachment=1203:the_funn...all_time.mp3]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 4, 2008 10:48 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: SonniI need someone to do voice acting for my part. Here's my storyboard. The real flash movie's drawing won't look like this of course.

And the script:

MGS P: MGS is the best game ever.
Me: No it's not.
MGS P: Fucking Hell yes it is!
MGS P: Huh ?
MGS P: WAIT! WTH YOU'RE DOING!?
*Beep* *Beep*
Otacon: Hey uh I forgot to tell you that Oriental Guy can shoot laser beams.
MGS P: OH THANKS FOR THE WARNING STOOPS.
*Shoots laser beam*
MGS P: Arrruggghgh!
[attachment=1203:the_funn...all_time.mp3]

damn my speakers broke

or its probably my ears
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 4, 2008 11:17 PM
LMFAOoooooooo best ever billy.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on April 5, 2008 12:18 AM
that was good.

heres the audio im going to use,
not meant for MSG but thats the point.

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 5, 2008 12:32 AM
turtlety
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 5, 2008 03:46 AM
lmao Billy I love you.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 5, 2008 05:46 AM
Quote from: bugok this is my dumbass part http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)

i really enjoyed that lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 5, 2008 05:49 AM
hahaha billy actually made that part funny. I'll start mine tonight then
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 5, 2008 05:52 AM
Ha ha Wikipedia is awesome.

Thanks Billy, your voice really helps me out. I was going to change the parody a bit but I don't think I need to do it anymore.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 5, 2008 09:07 AM
Quote from: bugok this is my dumbass part http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)
]

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.mrfire.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F08%2Flaughing-jesus.jpg&hash=9b2f9a7562645e1df38fce4fd2a524ad538d8169)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 5, 2008 09:10 AM
Quote from: SonniHa ha Wikipedia is awesome.

Thanks Billy, your voice really helps me out. I was going to change the parody a bit but I don't think I need to do it anymore.

np, always happy to lend my voice talents

also very funny bug I like it a lot
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 5, 2008 10:43 AM
Quote from: bugok this is my dumbass part http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)

bahahahahahaha

ill start my soon, i wanna think of something funny before i start on anything. im not a natural comedian
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 5, 2008 03:09 PM
k im thinking of an olde time metal gear solid parody, ragtime music and crappy filters and stuff

the script and jokes? ill throw something up, im sure
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 5, 2008 04:50 PM
Quote from: FreekC
Quote from: bugok this is my dumbass part http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)
ill start my soon, i wanna think of something funny before i start on anything. im not a natural comedian
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 5, 2008 05:48 PM
Quotek im thinking of an olde time metal gear solid parody, ragtime music and crappy filters and stuff

the script and jokes? ill throw something up, im sure

That actually has got some promise Freek So dont fuc it up!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 5, 2008 06:26 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney
Quotek im thinking of an olde time metal gear solid parody, ragtime music and crappy filters and stuff

the script and jokes? ill throw something up, im sure

That actually has got some promise Freek So dont fuc it up!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: adamant on April 5, 2008 08:46 PM
bug ahahaha
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Hammi on April 5, 2008 11:02 PM
CDM made me laugh. Some magic.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 6, 2008 03:13 AM
bug i fuckin love you!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 6, 2008 07:39 AM
g'ok

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf)

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 6, 2008 08:14 AM
hi (http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 6, 2008 08:57 AM
oh ya sorry bout that slipped my mind.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/xuzfmb (http://www.sendspace.com/file/xuzfmb)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 6, 2008 09:21 AM
MMM I DUN MY PART TOO

http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 6, 2008 10:00 AM
haha these are all great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on April 6, 2008 11:40 AM
okay wally made something now i have to make something too even though i hate the entire LEZZ BE LIKE ANON shit but w/e
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 6, 2008 01:16 PM
Quote from: Sinitronokay wally made something now i have to make something too even though i hate the entire LEZZ BE LIKE ANON shit but w/e

The boy idolizes me : )
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 6, 2008 03:01 PM
i was going to say i thought bug's was the funniest but then i saw squeef's

good lord
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 6, 2008 05:42 PM
lmao this is gonna be amazing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 6, 2008 05:59 PM
I have a great idea for my part
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 6, 2008 06:09 PM
mies all storyboarded and scripted i just need the music!!!

did anything come of that ragtime music topic?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 6, 2008 06:12 PM
roflmao storyboards are for faggits
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 6, 2008 06:24 PM
oh that topic turned into one about penises

ill find one somewhere
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 6, 2008 06:37 PM
LMAO WPS and Blordows are jus great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 6, 2008 06:57 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyLMAO WPS and Blordows are jus great
damn cooldrmoney you a nic man!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 6, 2008 07:12 PM
i reeeally want to make something for this but i have a lot of other shit to do :'(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 6, 2008 07:48 PM
Quote from: BlordowMMM I DUN MY PART TOO

http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php)
lmfao well done
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 6, 2008 07:54 PM
Rename thread

TBA circle jerk
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 6, 2008 10:44 PM
I think this collab is going to be fantastic pretty much every part I've seen so far has made me laugh so imagining it all cobbled together I don't know if I'll be able to contain myself.


mMMM Good show
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 6, 2008 11:40 PM
me and taylor are almost done with our part
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 7, 2008 12:01 AM
http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 7, 2008 12:07 AM
CAT CUBE
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Hammi on April 7, 2008 12:14 AM
Im amused for each flash that is posted here in this thread.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 7, 2008 12:40 AM
written by armon

voices by armon

sound editing and mixin by taylor

animation by taylor

"animation"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 7, 2008 07:09 AM
i will make sure my part is making fun of shitty metal gear parodies the internet would create naturally like satire

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nesplayer.com%2Fabout%2Ffaq%2Fclapping.gif&hash=e513e479a528ef0c0987ec4ad55ddf3c5ea5eeff)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 7, 2008 07:12 AM
the problem with making a funny satire is you have to watch the content you're satirizing. i personally cant stand watching flashes like metal gear awesome. i have to close out before it finishes :[
not only that you need to understand the nuances of the subject matter, and considering not many of us have played MGS it makes sense that we can't make accurate jokes about it.

that being said if there's an entire MONTH i will make some nice satire for ya buggy boi
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 7, 2008 07:20 AM
well all you really have to do is mash a bunch of stupid games together
yknow like 'super mario bros z'
you dont even have to play mario or watch dbz to know what that's going to be like, because the title implies everything
i mean just pick any game and throw solid snake in it with that overly deep and serious voice and you have yourself a typical NG video game parody
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 7, 2008 08:08 AM
but if you make it all great and satirical like that, will Newgrounds understand the humor? Or will they simply think this "thebackalleys" guy has come along and made a really great and wacky Metal Gear movie, that would result in like a daily and frontpage or some shit.

I mean do you want that to happen?

lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 7, 2008 08:20 AM
Quote from: Squeefbut if you make it all great and satirical like that, will Newgrounds understand the humor? Or will they simply think this "thebackalleys" guy has come along and made a really great and wacky Metal Gear movie, that would result in like a daily and frontpage or some shit.

I mean do you want that to happen?

lmao


stop thinking
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 7, 2008 08:30 AM
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT OK
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 7, 2008 11:12 AM
i am going to make a 2nd
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 7, 2008 12:22 PM
ok my next part is going to be fantastic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 7, 2008 02:28 PM
Quotethe problem with making a funny satire is you have to watch the content you're satirizing. i personally cant stand watching flashes like metal gear awesome. i have to close out before it finishes :[

Well what about those MGS flashes makes you feel that way? Make your flash based on that!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 7, 2008 05:02 PM
and another thing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 7, 2008 05:02 PM
Oh I started my second one today

And it might be a good idea to put the loud ones (Armons, Squeefs, Maybe mine) towards the end so people just dont end up closin the flash before they get to the others because lots will
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 7, 2008 06:27 PM
Quote from: rtilTHIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT OK
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 7, 2008 06:50 PM
Quote from: MishkaMash
Quote from: rtilTHIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT OK



I will animate my part soon and it will have the typical tween/gradient/LF style ok.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on April 7, 2008 07:26 PM
BUG IS RITE WE NEED TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS - for business purposes I have scoped through the whole NG MGC thread to find they are working extremly hard and we do not want to be over looked that day

No just joking everything looked shitty there except a part some middle finger guy is making

,proof of typical work by an actually NGMGC member
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 7, 2008 11:30 PM
Im back home from the Con, so i dare say im going to start my piece tonight.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 8, 2008 06:20 PM
ok guys i'm working on mine as soon as i get home i might need help tho
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 9, 2008 08:26 PM
QuoteI made this in 15 seconds.

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf)

Billy I need the .fla for this too

I'm serious

So hand it over
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 9, 2008 09:42 PM
http://www.swfup.com/file/182508 (http://www.swfup.com/file/182508)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 9, 2008 10:01 PM
I cant understand the words that are commin out of his mouth

I got him sayin "How can I help you solid snake" "I need a (Dont understand this part) RAKE!"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 9, 2008 10:43 PM
I need a monster to clobber that there.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: retrosmash on April 9, 2008 11:12 PM
Quote from: Zekeyhttp://www.swfup.com/file/182508 (http://www.swfup.com/file/182508)

duh dAAAAAAAAAA drrrrrr
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 10, 2008 03:03 AM
i said solid snake and rake

thats MY VOICE

© anigen butt studios 2025
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 10, 2008 03:11 AM
i could tell
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 10, 2008 03:45 AM
Here's my second one

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf)

The rest of you get crackin cause so far this is like an SS collab rather than a TBA collan except for Squee I think!

Also any others I do you will not see until the collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 10, 2008 03:54 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHere's my second one

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf)

The rest of you get crackin cause so far this is like an SS collab rather than a TBA collan except for Squee I think!

Also any others I do you will not see until the collab

LMFAO
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 10, 2008 03:56 AM
^ hahahahaha
the more of these i see the more i want to make my part but i keep changing my idea
anyway school is pretty much over about a week from today so by then i should finish my other cartoon really fast and make the collab part
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 10, 2008 04:54 AM
lmfaoooo cooldrmoney thats the best part yet

i completely didnt see the thing from billy's part coming that was brilliant
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 10, 2008 04:58 AM
That was pure genius CDM.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 10, 2008 05:38 AM
is it ok if i make a parody of this collab

and submit it to this collab

i dont know why i asked if ithat was ok cause im doing ti whetehr bug says yes or no
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 10, 2008 05:39 AM
Quoteis it ok if i make a parody of this collab

and submit it to this collab

i dont know why i asked if ithat was ok cause im doing ti whetehr bug says yes or no

I think its a good idea just make sure people know you parodying or collab and that it isnt super duper long like mine was
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 10, 2008 05:54 AM
lmfao gold, all of it. Pure comedic gold.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 10, 2008 06:34 AM
deleted part sucks dick
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 10, 2008 06:45 AM
lmfao at all the new ones ^

keep em comin these are spectacular
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 10, 2008 06:47 AM
what is that song anigen
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 10, 2008 06:58 AM
lmao I better start doing my one soon.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 10, 2008 07:02 AM
isnt that song from redmongoose?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 10, 2008 07:10 AM
Quote from: anigenhttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/ani...lidsnakefff.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/anigen_bug_solidsnakefff.swf)
uh just a suggestion it would be nicer if you didnt use avitar animation. even if its gost. its just too clocky and makes it more of an inside joke than a real joke. this isnt an SS collab just remember that
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 10, 2008 07:13 AM
Quote from: Zekeywhat is that song anigen

redmongoose - tribute 2 hlg (armon pakdel)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 10, 2008 07:20 AM
ok then my part is shit chuck it i'll make something else
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 10, 2008 07:46 AM
http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 10, 2008 07:50 AM
lfmao did you say "bodacious" cuz i said that on aim a few days ago
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 10, 2008 02:19 PM
hahah

That doesn't even make fucking sense dood

I watched it a lot
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 10, 2008 03:05 PM
lmfao

i finished mine but scrapped it cause it wasnt funny

ill hahve sommet soon
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 10, 2008 08:23 PM
I just wrote like 6 parts for this, so once I'm done the thing I'm working on now, I'll make a bunch and you guys can tell me which ones are gay and which ones are funny.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 10, 2008 08:54 PM
QuoteI just wrote like 6 parts for this, so once I'm done the thing I'm working on now, I'll make a bunch and you guys can tell me which ones are gay and which ones are funny.

This is good we need more TBA members to do this. I like MRat's stuff so this is good

I think Sonni's will be good just make sure you use BILLY's VOICE Sonni it is of upmost importance

And Freek C seems okay and his idea has nice promise so uhhh!

Ive only seen a penis from Gherk so

Keep it upp
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 10, 2008 10:11 PM
these are gerat
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 10, 2008 10:28 PM
http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...rzek4buggw3.swf (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearzek4buggw3.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_metal_gear_solid.swf)

http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf)

http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php)

http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf)

http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt2_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart2_Scene_1.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt3_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart3_Scene_1.swf)

http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf)

http://www.swfup.com/file/182508 (http://www.swfup.com/file/182508)

did i miss any
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 10, 2008 10:31 PM
Harold he's a friendly guy, he rambles on and on he'll talk the balls off a rhinocerusssssss. Fact is, he just doesn't make much sense, well stan said "this guys pretty bizarre gus"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: retrosmash on April 10, 2008 10:44 PM
Quote from: mongrel architecthttp://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...rzek4buggw3.swf (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearzek4buggw3.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_metal_gear_solid.swf)

http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf)

http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php)

http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf)

http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt2_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart2_Scene_1.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt3_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart3_Scene_1.swf)

http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf)

did i miss any
http://www.swfup.com/file/182508 (http://www.swfup.com/file/182508)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 11, 2008 12:40 AM
Quote from: mongrel architecthttp://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...rzek4buggw3.swf (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearzek4buggw3.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_metal_gear_solid.swf)

http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf)

http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear.php)

http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf)

http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt2_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart2_Scene_1.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt3_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart3_Scene_1.swf)

http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf)

did i miss any
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 11, 2008 12:51 AM
I'd like to put my vote in that we call this


MtlGrz

It's obviously superfunny XD
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 11, 2008 01:22 AM
i edited in the missing ones
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 11, 2008 02:19 AM
I just watched all of that shit and it took me 10 minutes. So we've already got a 10 minute long movie.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 11, 2008 02:24 AM
watch ours be longer than the official one lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 11, 2008 03:17 AM
Quote from: rtilwatch ours be longer than the official one lmao

I hope it is. I really, really do.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 11, 2008 04:42 AM
uhm what about filesize
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 11, 2008 04:58 AM
Alright, im going to try to get my part done this weekend, it wont be as fast paced as alot of these other parts, itll be slow and uneventful, its also going to star Gerkinman, as this is based off a true story. I dont mind having people know im not a fan of Egos work.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 11, 2008 05:02 AM
Quoteits also going to star Gerkinman
Quote from: anigenhttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/ani...lidsnakefff.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/anigen_bug_solidsnakefff.swf)
uh just a suggestion it would be nicer if you didnt use avitar animation. even if its gost. its just too clocky and makes it more of an inside joke than a real joke. this isnt an SS collab just remember that
[/quote]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 11, 2008 06:18 AM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/blacksnake_mrat.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/blacksnake_mrat.swf)


yep
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 11, 2008 06:20 AM
eheheheh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 11, 2008 09:52 AM
Quote from: MRathttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/blacksnake_mrat.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/blacksnake_mrat.swf)


yep


I love fried chicken.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: zomfgbie on April 11, 2008 11:39 AM
yungjazz gonna cap yo white ass
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 12:22 AM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf) done

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.fla (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.fla)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 03:43 AM
i love when the green guy jumps up and grabs his arm.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 12, 2008 05:10 AM
Quote from: bug3.) MAKE THEM FUNNY.


Quote from: GerkinmanAlright, im going to try to get my part done this weekend

no no this definitely wont work out
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 05:16 AM
And here it is with somebody balled rather then myself =D
I present...Metal Gear Boresum.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 12, 2008 05:20 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanAnd here it is with somebody balled rather then myself =D
I present...Metal Gear Boresum.

extremely gay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 05:24 AM
Quoteextremely gay

as am i, but not as gay as my second part made entirely with penises ;D
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 12, 2008 05:25 AM
Quote from: Gerkinman
Quoteextremely gay

as am i, but not as gay as my second part made entirely with penises ;D

notice how the .fla has no downloads lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 05:29 AM
Quotenotice how the .fla has no downloads lmao

notice how little i care?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 12, 2008 05:32 AM
Quote from: Gerkinman
Quotenotice how the .fla has no downloads lmao

notice how little i care?

yes very hardcore i might add
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 12, 2008 06:05 AM
Quote from: ΨNicolehttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf) done

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.fla (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.fla)

Snake is falling apart

Gerkinman, I can't open your .fla is it because I'm using flash8 and you're using Adobe Flash?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 06:17 AM
QuoteGerkinman, I can't open your .fla is it because I'm using flash8 and you're using Adobe Flash?

Im using CS3, the fla is like 16mb as flash 8, to big for uploading here :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 12, 2008 06:21 AM
Ah I see :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 06:52 AM
uhh fuck anigen i liked that part gerkin nice job
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 07:48 AM
f0d you lying piece of shit

also:
[size=]HERE IS ANOTHER PART I MADE PLEASE WATCH THIS YOU CUNTS (http://wps.drewpickles.com/therap.swf)[/size]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on April 12, 2008 08:05 AM
cool dr moneys parts are the best
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 12, 2008 08:24 AM
I actually really liked Psi's

And I actually like Gherkins too even though I honestly thought I wouldnt


Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: retrosmash on April 12, 2008 08:28 AM
Quote from: ΨNicolehttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf) done

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.fla (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.fla)
the tweened limbs falling off lmfao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 08:35 AM
noone likes me ):
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 08:40 AM
Quotenoone likes me ):

i love you.

care to join me in the bathroom for a quick fling?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 08:42 AM
Quote from: Gerkinman
Quotenoone likes me ):

i love you.

care to join me in the bathroom for a quick fling?


leave me alone
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 12, 2008 09:16 AM
f0d is dumb wps is neat and gerkinman is a faggot OK IM DONE BITCH FIGHTING
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 09:33 AM
i love you anigen.

care to join me in the bathroom for a quick fling?  
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 10:16 AM
   
I really think these emoticons are shit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 12, 2008 12:22 PM
I LOVE MILK MOTHERFUCKER
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 12:33 PM
lmfao wps this is fucking awesome
Gerkinman, that's nice, too lmao. Kind of boring but the end was nice.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 12, 2008 12:55 PM
i didnt really like gerkinmans because if someone thought the metal gear awesome flash was boring, wouldnt they just close it rather than look extremely bored while it plays???? i dunno i just found it kinda boring and not really funny


wps you are my new idol btw
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 01:00 PM
I don't like Gerkinman's flash to be honest
its too obvious, and ironicly enough it's boring
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 12, 2008 01:06 PM
Argh, apparently I failed at making a funny movie :(
But I gotta say Billy's voice is awesome.

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Wha..._Metal_Gear.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/What_is_a_Metal_Gear.swf)

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Wha..._Metal_Gear.fla (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/What_is_a_Metal_Gear.fla)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 01:14 PM
lmfaaoaaoahah that is great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on April 12, 2008 01:19 PM
nice.
I gotta start working on mine.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 12, 2008 04:41 PM
Man guys Gherkins was pretty good and throws some more variety in the mix. I liked it

I just watched WPS and boy that was just fantastic

Sonni's was pretty good too. Lots of credit to Billy though

Alright so we got some TBA members who werent in the SS finally
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 04:44 PM
I thought Gerkin's was fine. Not the best one or anything, but I like that it was boring. It will just piss people off even more.

Bug and I talked about it, and I'm making one that has nothing to do with Metal Gear, at all. It's just a dumb hamburger joke I tell kids at work.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 12, 2008 05:13 PM
i liked all the new parts i've seen in fact there hasn't been one part i didn't like except for that weird ninja loop halcion did on page 1
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 12, 2008 05:48 PM
Quote from: wpsI don't like Gerkinman's flash to be honest
its too obvious, and ironicly enough it's boring

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 06:06 PM
anigen you've said you dont like gerkinman's 4 times already, we get the point

make something better

seriously if you guys are just gonna sit around bitching about the parts you dont like, you're no better than WAC
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 06:08 PM
Quote from: f0danigen you've said you dont like gerkinman's 4 times already, we get the point

make something better

seriously if you guys are just gonna sit around bitching about the parts you dont like, you're no better than WAC

yeh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on April 12, 2008 06:09 PM
Quote from: anigenf0d is dumb

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg258.imageshack.us%2Fimg258%2F2466%2F03tm8.gif&hash=4ebb7004e1a6c2fb055708a119a6c5cf8ab0ff00)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 06:11 PM
kian are u on aim

we should both collaberate to make a part for dIs
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 06:15 PM
how can you be mad at anigen he just quoted me! ):
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 06:22 PM
this conversation is pointless.



get back to making parts people!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 12, 2008 06:27 PM
no man f0d and i need to hav a talk

dis is serious shit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 12, 2008 06:28 PM
I wonder how big our collab's going to be...
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 06:33 PM
So who is averse to seeing me naked?


I've got an idea for a live-action skit.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 06:39 PM
can someone please delete the shitty posts that have nothing to do with the topic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on April 12, 2008 06:40 PM
Quote from: f0dkian are u on aim

we should both collaberate to make a part for dIs
yes im on i dont have any ideas though
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 06:41 PM
Quote from: kian
Quote from: f0dkian are u on aim

we should both collaberate to make a part for dIs
yes im on i dont have any ideas though
ok!

we'll think of somethin
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 12, 2008 07:04 PM
i'm done!
[attachment=1291:snake_faggot.swf]

[attachment=1292:snake_faggot.fla]
afgasfd
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 07:05 PM
lmfao great work
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 12, 2008 07:05 PM
is it slow guys????
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 12, 2008 07:11 PM
I was wondering why the file is like 2 mb, did you use "stream" when you put the audio on? It's nice by the way.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 12, 2008 07:13 PM
Quote from: SonniI was wondering why the file is like 2 mb, did you use "stream" when you put the audio on? It's nice by the way.
uh i don't even know what that is lmao
it's probably the high quality pics sized down or something
and thank yo  
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 07:18 PM
streaming audio is really really easy you just click the frame with the sound, go down to the properties tab, and change it from event to stream in the dropdown menu
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 07:25 PM
Quote from: MRatSo who is averse to seeing me naked?


I've got an idea for a live-action skit.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 07:28 PM
lmao no real nudity thts against the guidelines, might get flagged or deleted
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 12, 2008 07:37 PM
ok i fixed it guys here> [attachment=1298:snake_faggot.swf]

and .fla is here> http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/snake_faggot.fla (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/snake_faggot.fla)

edit: new moral!!!!!!!!
last edit i am sure cuz billy will beat me if i lie
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 08:12 PM
Well I'm going to be drawing on top of my dick in Flash... Does that make any difference, or still against the rules?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 08:22 PM
does make a difference but it'd still be gay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 08:35 PM
K no video of my dick with a headband an a beard drawn on.

[attachment=1295:HamburgerSnake.swf]

[attachment=1296:HamburgerSnake.fla]



That's my new part.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 12, 2008 10:21 PM
That was amazing =o
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on April 12, 2008 10:24 PM
lmao, the laugh at the end sounds like elmo's laugh.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 12, 2008 10:33 PM
almafaoaa ahahahahah that laughing before the joke ends is always a good thing to do, even when telling a joke in real life.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 12, 2008 11:36 PM
id rather see the dick part :<

coming along nicely should be a swell collaborative effort uhm what happened to this thread being for parts only damn wtf
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 12, 2008 11:59 PM
me and kian are workin on somethin i think u guys will like it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 13, 2008 02:41 AM
Quote from: wpshow can you be mad at anigen he just quoted me! ):

yeah f0d i dont really get why you have to be the authority on everything, its really elitist and gay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 13, 2008 02:46 AM
Ha ha, that was a good joke.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 02:57 AM
Quote from: anigen
Quote from: wpshow can you be mad at anigen he just quoted me! ):

yeah f0d i dont really get why you have to be the authority on everything, its really elitist and gay

im just sick of the WAC style badmouthing.
when i criticized your idea, i put it in the nicest terms possible. and your actual flash was fine it was just the avitar element i didnt like. when you saw gerkinman's part you just said "it sucks" like 4 or 5 times without saying shit to help him improve it

anyways dont give a shit if you wanna argue lets do it in the gay version of this thread
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 13, 2008 03:12 AM
no i dont really want to argue i just didnt get what you were trying to say

but ok, to gerkinman

the things i didnt like about your part is that it was all generally focused on egoraptor, it didnt really have a lot of creativity or a big point, you're just saying you thought mga was boring, which as wps said, is ironic because your flash is even more boring. armon focused his on egoraptor and his was funny because he delivered it right
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 13, 2008 03:18 AM
can someone please explain to my brain what "avitar style animation" is because Im just too plain to convey what this avitar is trying to display y0 werd 8))

fuckin shit i forgot the other thread.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 13, 2008 03:30 AM
Quote from: Blordowwps you are my new idol btw
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 13, 2008 03:38 AM
Quotethe things i didnt like about your part is that it was all generally focused on egoraptor, it didnt really have a lot of creativity or a big point, you're just saying you thought mga was boring, which as wps said, is ironic because your flash is even more boring. armon focused his on egoraptor and his was funny because he delivered it right

It was supposed to be boring, some people find humour where there is no humour at all, the complete lack of a joke is itself the joke. Tho i can understand where you are coming from. My second piece has nothing to do with egoraptor and has more to do with metal gear solid then anyone elses here. So uhhh yeh... it should be on here within the next few hours.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 13, 2008 03:50 AM
God dammit I liked Gherkinmans okay!?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 13, 2008 04:48 AM
Speaking of Gerkinman, heres his second part.

Maybe even gayer then the first, but this time with a message.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 13, 2008 04:52 AM
Well I liked it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 13, 2008 05:13 AM
Quotei like this one but id like it even more if there was no internet acronym in there

That was added so the text down the bottom to keep the letter spacing the same as the original title screen from the game. If you have an alternative tho id be glad to add it in.

Edit: Nevermind, fuck the original line spacing.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 13, 2008 05:28 AM
gerkinman's second part >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the first thing

that thing with the guy on the pc took so long

this second one if much much better
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 13, 2008 05:33 AM
yeah lol kinda takes away the harsh jab at Newgrounds "humor"
its more subtle and brutal sans the "lol"



















also i would like to  add


































f
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 13, 2008 05:33 AM
Quoteyeah thats better. i didnt know that was a mock of the opening i just thought the type was well chosen and didnt need any lols in there

Yeh, its pretty much the same, only with less camera pans and quick cuts. Its better as it is now anyways.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 13, 2008 05:55 AM
http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear2.php (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/metalgear2.php)

2ND PART
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 13, 2008 07:20 AM
Quote from: Zekeyf


No.


No f.

Don't say another Goddamned word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else -- word one -- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place.

From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.

As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on April 13, 2008 07:29 AM
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: Zekeyf
some shit
I don't remember where thats from but i remember months ago when i first read that I memorized it and whenever my mom said something I would recite it and she'd be like "woh wtf" and yeah....
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 13, 2008 07:57 AM
It's from the Arcade of Pennies.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 13, 2008 08:15 AM
bug here is the fla, let me know when youve downloaded it so i can remove it from my site ))

http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/bl_metalgear2.fla (http://www.shaunmcglinn.com/bl_metalgear2.fla)

sorry about the size, its like a 20mb fla. dunno why as ive checked the library and it doesnt make sense as to why its that big :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 08:18 AM
I am a fucking moron (http://wps.drewpickles.com/nsakedn.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 13, 2008 08:31 AM
the second one for gerkin is much better than the first

and lmfao wps
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 13, 2008 08:26 PM
lmfao blordow and gerkinman's second parts are nice.

wps' 3rd part isn't as good as his first or second but still nice!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 08:52 PM
Quote from: ΨNicolelmfao blordow and gerkinman's second parts are nice.

wps' 3rd part isn't as good as his first or second but still nice!
wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ITS THE BEST THING EVERRRRr
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 14, 2008 05:24 AM
[attachment=1339:Python_MRat.swf]



[attachment=1340:Python_MRat.fla]


And there we go.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 14, 2008 05:31 AM
I thought the flash's going to involve stuffs with Monty Python.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Halcion on April 14, 2008 11:15 AM
Quote from: MRat[attachment=1339:Python_MRat.swf]



[attachment=1340:Python_MRat.fla]


And there we go.
johnnyutah?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 14, 2008 01:09 PM
Quote from: MRat[attachment=1339:Python_MRat.swf]



[attachment=1340:Python_MRat.fla]


And there we go.
giggling like a schoolgirl over here
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: adamant on April 15, 2008 02:05 AM
Quote from: MRat[attachment=1339:Python_MRat.swf]



[attachment=1340:Python_MRat.fla]


And there we go.

you should just cut it off after he giggles like a schoolgirl
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 15, 2008 04:45 AM
IMO:

wps's first two parts were great but we should cut the last one just to make room for other cartoons

anigen's part has a lot of potential if i remember correctly seeing as i haven't watched it in a few days but if he got rid of gost it might have been better

gerkinmans first one was ok the second one is better so i think we should just use that one


i hope that we wont have to like split these up into two parts or soemthing that would be gay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 15, 2008 11:57 PM
let me know what you think of this
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on April 16, 2008 12:17 AM
Quote from: MRat[attachment=1339:Python_MRat.swf]



[attachment=1340:Python_MRat.fla]


And there we go.


that was pretty damn funny.. kinda killed it with the laughin..

maybe add that whaa whaa sound then cut it.. idk

Quote from: anigenlet me know what you think of this


shit, thats impressive.  100% better than what you were scribblin at the con.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 16, 2008 12:42 AM
heres the final version of that movie clip...

Quoteshit, thats impressive. 100% better than what you were scribblin at the con.

thanks :]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on April 16, 2008 12:45 AM
Quote from: anigenheres the final version of that movie clip...

Quoteshit, thats impressive. 100% better than what you were scribblin at the con.

thanks :]

haha nutz

you ever see the first snake?  his suit is hilarious.  he actually has strings on the side!
like a friggin corset!  you should make his suit all S&M have his nipples showing or something haha.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 16, 2008 12:47 AM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: anigenheres the final version of that movie clip...

Quoteshit, thats impressive. 100% better than what you were scribblin at the con.

thanks :]

haha nutz

you ever see the first snake?  his suit is hilarious.  he actually has strings on the side!
like a friggin corset!  you should make his suit all S&M have his nipples showing or something haha.

sadism snake
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wolf on April 16, 2008 01:09 AM
Quote from: anigenlet me know what you think of this

pretty funny man best part ive seen so far
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on April 16, 2008 01:30 AM
Quote from: taylorgerkinmans first one was ok the second one is better so i think we should just use that one
The collab should use both. Personally, the only short posted on here that made me laugh is Gerkinman's first short. >_> I dunno why.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 16, 2008 01:30 AM
Quote from: Wolf O
Quote from: anigenlet me know what you think of this

pretty funny man best part ive seen so far

oh you crazy wolf o'donnel
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wolf on April 16, 2008 01:32 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.Personally, the only short posted on here that made me laugh is Gerkinman's first short. >_> I dunno why.

i do
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 16, 2008 01:33 AM
Quote from: MindChamberthat was pretty damn funny.. kinda killed it with the laughin..

maybe add that whaa whaa sound then cut it.. idk




errrrrr the laughing is the point... because... its not... funy...... dotdotdot
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Michelle on April 16, 2008 01:34 AM
^ lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 16, 2008 01:36 AM
Quote from: michelle^ lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on April 16, 2008 02:09 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: michelle^ lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on April 16, 2008 02:10 AM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: MindChamberthat was pretty damn funny.. kinda killed it with the laughin..

maybe add that whaa whaa sound then cut it.. idk




errrrrr the laughing is the point... because... its not... funy...... dotdotdot

ahh so shitty and not funny is the point. kinda like all the parodies ya'll hate.  gotcha.

ah what do I know right? haha good job showing me up.


see ya on aim ^_^
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 16, 2008 02:28 AM
I thought mine was kinda funnny (the second one that is) :(

Actually, i thought it was one of the better things i made recently.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 16, 2008 02:58 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanI thought mine was kinda funnny (the second one that is) :(

of course you did
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 16, 2008 03:00 AM
Hold me Anigen, hold me tight and dont let go. I dont feel safe in these chaotic times.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Magmar on April 16, 2008 03:05 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanHold me Anigen, hold me tight and dont let go. I dont feel safe in these chaotic times.

HAHAHA ANIGEN JUST GOT MAGMARE'D BY GERKINMAN!!!!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on April 16, 2008 03:38 AM
QuoteHAHAHA ANIGEN JUST GOT MAGMARE'D BY GERKINMAN!!!!!!!!

If you dont watch yourself ill MAGMARE'D you too *blows a kiss*
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 16, 2008 04:05 AM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: MindChamberthat was pretty damn funny.. kinda killed it with the laughin..

maybe add that whaa whaa sound then cut it.. idk




errrrrr the laughing is the point... because... its not... funy...... dotdotdot

ahh so shitty and not funny is the point. kinda like all the parodies ya'll hate.  gotcha.

ah what do I know right? haha good job showing me up.


see ya on aim ^_^



I already explained this. I though you understooood. Guess I was wrong.




It's about mocking whats bad about typical parody. It's about making jokes out of jokes we don't like.


WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND MY DOG GETS IT!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 16, 2008 04:45 AM
Quote from: Wolf O
Quote from: W.A.C.Personally, the only short posted on here that made me laugh is Gerkinman's first short. >_> I dunno why.

i do
yeah its because (as we've already explained) you have no sense of humor

the first part is ok but its not funny its just a good example of what its like to watch metal gear awesome
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on April 16, 2008 04:52 AM
Quote from: MindChamberahh so shitty and not funny is the point. kinda like all the parodies ya'll hate.  gotcha.
well if a parody is an imitation of something then i guess we should be imitating the unfunny metal gear awesome collabs and making our parts purposefully unfunny!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 16, 2008 07:34 AM
i'm assuming at this point that Mindchamber wont make a part for this
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 16, 2008 10:23 PM
Quote from: Zekeyi'm assuming at this point that Mindchamber wont make a part for this


Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 17, 2008 07:11 AM
Just so you all know, this is where my next part is headed

Just look for the one with snake doin stand up comedy!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 17, 2008 07:12 AM
thats neat lookin cool dr m
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 17, 2008 08:00 AM
yeh beautiful stuff cdm

how much longer do we have?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 17, 2008 08:11 AM
thats a fuckin choice drawing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on April 17, 2008 06:40 PM
Quote from: mongrel architectdid i miss any

man haha  all of these are great.

the Metal gear balls and raiden blowin himself  are my favorite.

the scratchy audio part is kinda  of a cop out, but theres some seriously funny shit in there.

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: YungJazz on April 17, 2008 07:55 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg293.imageshack.us%2Fimg293%2F4213%2Fjerrysnakefieldnu3.jpg&hash=70cb8187fcd060f22787f00dd276cef70e1da57b)

That is the fuckin' coldest pic of snake I've ever seen anybody draw lol SWEET
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 18, 2008 05:10 AM
Quote from: kianhey danny did armon send you the voice acting or something
no not yet!

send me whatever ya got
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 24, 2008 07:08 AM
Quote from: MindChamberraiden blowin himself  are my favorite.

Thanks :')
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 24, 2008 07:32 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyHere's my second one

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf)

The rest of you get crackin cause so far this is like an SS collab rather than a TBA collan except for Squee I think!

Also any others I do you will not see until the collab
thief
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 24, 2008 09:26 AM
hey uh when is this due
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 24, 2008 10:12 AM
Quote from: bugDeadline for this is MAY 13th, 2008.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 24, 2008 07:21 PM
o ok
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on April 24, 2008 10:02 PM
Here is my wonderfully horrific crafting sent to you wrapped in ribbons and bows, Bug.

Sorry, no preview .swf everyone else, you'll get to see it when its in the collab, some surprises are best left as a surprise. <3
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 25, 2008 02:45 AM
or we could just download it and watch it ourselves
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 25, 2008 02:57 AM
yea this is better than bran flakes i'll give ya that!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2008 03:04 AM
Quote from: f0dor we could just download it and watch it ourselves
:( But you'll ruin the fun.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 25, 2008 04:40 AM
WHO THE FUCK IS ANONYMOUS??!?! SHOW YOURSELF
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 25, 2008 05:17 AM
10


never mind thats wrong
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on April 25, 2008 06:20 AM
I think that I should be co-authored
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 25, 2008 07:03 AM
you can pick 9 people to co-author. so 10 altogether.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on April 25, 2008 07:08 AM
Quote from: Blordowyou can pick 9 people to co-author. so 10 altogether.


bug discovered its 15
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 25, 2008 07:13 AM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: Blordowyou can pick 9 people to co-author. so 10 altogether.


bug discovered its 15
...
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on April 25, 2008 08:07 AM
lmao yeah 10 is the limit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 25, 2008 09:16 AM
10authors in total that is, 9 people you can co seeing as it's submitted with the TBA account.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on April 25, 2008 09:30 AM
how ya goin to choose who gets coauthored bug?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 25, 2008 09:38 AM
gurgh i really need to make some
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on April 25, 2008 01:32 PM
Quote from: MRat10


never mind thats wrong

10 is right


so far I have two halfway done and two storyboarded,

I figure Ill toss the random ones this way,

and the more gear oriented ones on the official
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 25, 2008 02:20 PM
i can tell i'm not gonna make it

:'{
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 25, 2008 07:43 PM
I must make one epic thing before da deadline
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 25, 2008 09:46 PM
^
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 26, 2008 09:14 AM
the feast

it is ruined
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 26, 2008 09:14 AM
It's almost May already. Time goes by pretty quick eh.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 26, 2008 09:24 AM
beholdd (http://wps.drewpickles.com/trring.swf)



[spoiler]ps: this is the original uncensored version
it will be censored in the collab so dont worry about it getting flagged[/spoiler]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 26, 2008 09:38 AM
lol it's like an x-rated version of bug's one.

Who did those voices btw?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 26, 2008 09:48 AM
Quote from: Sonnilol it's like an x-rated version of bug's one.

Who did those voices btw?
I did!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on April 26, 2008 04:11 PM
aaaaaaaahghghgh oh god
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on April 26, 2008 04:40 PM
make this man co-author
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 26, 2008 04:49 PM
lmfao great job doubleyou pee ass
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 26, 2008 04:50 PM
Quote from: MishkaMashmake this man co-author

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Neoworms on April 26, 2008 08:02 PM
i wheel maid wurz vidtz
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on April 26, 2008 09:37 PM
Quote from: Sonni
Quote from: MishkaMashmake this man co-author

inevitable
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: adamant on April 27, 2008 04:22 AM
i actually just came up with 2 ideas for this but i dont know whether or not its worth goin for

anybody wanna back me up
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on April 27, 2008 04:47 AM
Just go for it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on April 27, 2008 11:07 AM
lmfao bug, your signature is awesome.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on April 29, 2008 09:47 PM
Quote from: wpsbeholdd (http://wps.drewpickles.com/trring.swf)



[spoiler]ps: this is the original uncensored version
it will be censored in the collab so dont worry about it getting flagged[/spoiler]


HAhahha  

awesome
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 29, 2008 10:15 PM
is there still room for more of my moronic shit?

[attachment=1465:snakebox.swf]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 29, 2008 10:21 PM
^I dont want to get credited for that horrible part btw

rofl
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on April 29, 2008 10:50 PM
^ok forget I said that
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: adamant on April 30, 2008 12:45 AM
Ahahahahahaha my god willo you've gone too far keep going
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 1, 2008 02:05 AM
fuck, all of these are great...

this is gonna be hard
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 2, 2008 02:50 AM
11 DAYS LEFT GET THOSE ENTRIES IN FAGS
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 2, 2008 02:55 AM
oh fuck 11 days? I need to make something.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 2, 2008 04:14 AM
Bug you have to postpone it until I finish my final part!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 3, 2008 10:42 AM
ok most likely my final part: http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php)

ill upload the fla for you tomorrow bug
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 3, 2008 01:58 PM
roflmao that has nothing to do with mgsgm
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 3, 2008 02:57 PM
well he did make a snake out of a balloon hehehaherhh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 3, 2008 03:28 PM
Quote from: Blordowok most likely my final part: http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php)

ill upload the fla for you tomorrow bug


lmfao this is fucking great

and so is the happy box.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 3, 2008 04:24 PM
well i dont care wether its msgsgmmg related or not its just very neat!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 4, 2008 03:47 PM
MGS = fun

MSG = almost EVERYDAY

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on May 5, 2008 08:10 PM
lmao blordow
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 5, 2008 09:58 PM
finishing my part today i hope i think
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 6, 2008 01:33 AM
"So far this collab has been an absolute disaster that we regret more and more as the deadline draws closer." (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/903202/1)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on May 6, 2008 01:36 AM
"I mean, I know I sound like a pretentious asshole and all, but JESUS. CHRIST. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS LIKE FAIL DEFCON DELTA CODE RED SHIT OVER HERE."
lmao, at this rate, this collab will be better than the actual thing.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 6, 2008 01:45 AM
Wow, who would have thought that when you put newgrounds community and an incredibly popular and overated video game together you would get a bunch of horrid submissions. Id like to blame MGS but i know the same thing would happen with Zelda (even now people make parodys over OoT from 10 years ago over any of the new games), Mario or any other major franchise. I almost want to submit my cock piece out of pitty. Almost...
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 6, 2008 02:00 AM
we got this collab by the balls guys like seriously
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 6, 2008 02:10 AM
lmao

i saw a w.i.p in the metal gear forum on ng, and it was the art style of family guy. typical right? fucking typical. i will actually laugh if our collab turns out better than theirs.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 6, 2008 02:25 AM
Quote from: tenchiotaku3"So far this collab has been an absolute disaster that we regret more and more as the deadline draws closer." (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/903202/1)

hahah did ya trip on your sandals running back to tell everyone that, hehe whata fem


ANYways.  they do have some hot submissions, but in all honesty the people with any talent have better things to do.


like work on this one :-p
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 6, 2008 02:30 AM
Quoteboth collabs are pretty gay

actually this collab is funny i dont know why i said that

Its still pretty gay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 6, 2008 02:33 AM
o you are tho thilly!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 6, 2008 02:36 AM
Quote from: Gerkinman
Quoteboth collabs are pretty gay

actually this collab is funny i dont know why i said that

Its still pretty gay

ehh, is it really gay?  really?  doing a couple of bullshit clips and having a good time doing it.. is that really something bad?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 02:43 AM
Whowwwhw Who says gay is bad?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 6, 2008 02:44 AM
Quoteehh, is it really gay? really? doing a couple of bullshit clips and having a good time doing it.. is that really something bad?

Why do people associate gay with bad. :(

I could have merely been pointing out the amount of penises that will no doubt end up in both collabs.

You people jump to conclusions too quickly.

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on May 6, 2008 03:05 AM
ssaf for president 2028
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 6, 2008 03:07 AM
Hey whens the deadline again. I dont feel like browsin Im a very busy man!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 6, 2008 03:11 AM
may 13th
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 6, 2008 03:15 AM
you guys on the ng collab are looking at this the wrong way

metal gear isnt fresh like transformers was so its like not comparable to blamformers
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 6, 2008 03:35 AM
Quote from: anigenyou guys on the ng collab are looking at this the wrong way

metal gear isnt fresh like transformers was so its like not comparable to blamformers


I agree,  but its kinda too late now I guess
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 03:41 AM
That shark picture at the end of Stamper's post was great.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 6, 2008 03:41 AM
The shark picture with Hagar has been a 4chan meme for a few years now. Do you still love it?  
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 03:42 AM
Well did Stamper or Jeff still draw it? If so, then yes.


4Chan shit doesn't bug me the way it does other people here.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on May 6, 2008 03:51 AM
Quote from: MRat8Chan shit doesn't bug me the way it does other people here.
thts cuz u gay boi fuc ur5

stamper is a complete faggot
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 6, 2008 03:54 AM
Quote from: taylorbortnerisa
Quote from: MRat8Chan shit doesn't bug me the way it does other people here.
thts cuz u gay boi fuc ur5

stamper is a complete faggot


talking from experience I assume.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on May 6, 2008 04:04 AM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: taylorbortnerisa
Quote from: MRat8Chan shit doesn't bug me the way it does other people here.
thts cuz u gay boi fuc ur5

stamper is a complete faggot


talking from experience I assume.
i cant tell what you mean by that
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 04:40 AM
It's probably one of the most faggotry filled acts to continually call people you don't even know a faggot. Yeah sure I do it to, but I'm a huge faggot.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 6, 2008 05:03 AM
I think it's kind of funny that even Stamper himself doesn't like how the collab turned out.

Still don't have anything against Stamper by the way.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 6, 2008 05:04 AM
i hope i can do a part for this but proly not sadly :(

i had a good idea for one but it fell through *cough* armon
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 6, 2008 05:23 AM
its a shame too cuz if this turns out better than the official collab ill regret it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on May 6, 2008 05:37 AM
I was going to give hints here as to why this is happening to their collab, but I decided that my advice falls on deaf ears anyway.

In fact...

Would Stamper like some cheese and crackers with that whine?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 6, 2008 05:56 AM
Wonchop says:

I have an idea involving a box, just gotta wait for an opening to animate it.






lmfao i'd be willing to bet cooldrmoney's part for this will outshine even stamper's and utah's parts for the real collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 6, 2008 07:46 AM
i think my box joke flash summed up every single box joke flash anyone else would make
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 6, 2008 11:00 AM
drama post here
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 6, 2008 11:41 AM
Quote from: Blordowi think my box joke flash summed up every single box joke flash anyone else would make

The same part should be in the collab several of times, symbolizing the overuse of box jokes and unoriginallity.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 07:36 PM
blah blah fucking blah. Everybody shut the fuck up and make something for Bug dammit.


I don't remember what Fred sounds like MC, but maybe I can do it for you. I'll look on youtube.





Edit: Nah, sorry MC I tried I can't do it. He sounds far fatter than I am.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 6, 2008 07:36 PM
i want to make my new part about the problems with the current ng collab

sorry bug its just the brawl shit is going to be hard plus i am a shitty video editor
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 6, 2008 08:03 PM
shut the fuck up jesus christ
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 6, 2008 09:00 PM
I moved all the arguing to http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2828 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2828)

Also moved Mindchamber's post where he was asking for a voice of Fred Flintstone cause a rant was attached to it. So if anyone can do the voice of Fred Flintstone, contact Mindchamber ok!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 6, 2008 09:01 PM
anyways nothing to long right?  mines is like 15 seconds tops
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 09:12 PM
Quote from: MindChamberanyways nothing to long right?  mines is like 15 seconds tops


Yeah that's fine.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on May 6, 2008 09:19 PM
stfu no one cares, why do you keep beating the dead horse mindchamber fucking leave it or talk about in private
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 6, 2008 09:28 PM
Quote from: KingDavidstfu no one cares, why do you keep beating the dead horse mindchamber fucking leave it or talk about in private


lmfao god damn you're stupid
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 6, 2008 10:01 PM
this thread was made so that people would not argue in it
and yet

sigh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 6, 2008 10:46 PM
Quote from: Zekeythis thread was made so that people would not argue in it
and yet

sigh


human nature broseph.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 7, 2008 12:15 AM
I got an idea for a 3rd piece last night, i shall make it tonight. Itll be the first time i voice act in about 2 years...not that i ever really acted...
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 7, 2008 12:19 AM
I have a neat idea but I need your help bug. Could you record something for me with that cpt. falcon voice you used in your part? I'll pm you what I need when you're ok with that!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on May 7, 2008 01:28 AM
I re-restarted my piece for reasons that escape me, and o my is it time consuming - i'll having it done by the deadline
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on May 7, 2008 04:39 AM
Im starting to work on mine.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 7, 2008 08:36 AM
Quote from: ΨNicoleI moved all the arguing to http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2828 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2828)
what are they worried about? they may be "bummed" that their collab based on an unoriginal idea is producing unoriginal results, but that won't stop it from getting a 4.6 and 500,000 views.




woops sorry back on topic i will NOT make a part for this unless armon records tha fucken voice clips FUCK YOU GOST >:O

wait he doesnt have a mic shit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 7, 2008 09:18 AM
yep this is the best part (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/070508/8283_awesome.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 7, 2008 10:54 AM
Quote from: foodeetinwhat are they worried about? they may be "bummed" that their collab based on an unoriginal idea is producing unoriginal results, but that won't stop it from getting a 4.6 and 500,000 views.
haha  I think you missed the point there, but your f0d, and you aint the brightest.  Jeff and stamp, don't care about points,  never did,   they just want stupid funny shit.  pretty much exactly what you guys are doing here.  you need to get off that point system nonsense, cause the only one  harpin on it is you.


anyways back on top,    squeef that shit is just retarded, in a good way. the village people pigs were well done.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 7, 2008 11:51 AM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: foodeetinwhat are they worried about? they may be "bummed" that their collab based on an unoriginal idea is producing unoriginal results, but that won't stop it from getting a 4.6 and 500,000 views.
haha  I think you missed the point there, but your f0d, and you aint the brightest.  Jeff and stamp, don't care about points,  never did,   they just want stupid funny shit.  pretty much exactly what you guys are doing here.  you need to get off that point system nonsense, cause the only one  harpin on it is you.


anyways back on top,    squeef that shit is just retarded, in a good way. the village people pigs were well done.

Pretty much explains why Stamper likes 4chan I guess.

Also squeef that part is great but the last part was a little too long.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 7, 2008 01:15 PM
Quote from: bugactually scratch this i just came down with a cold/flu/gabbogobbo so now my voice is pretty much fucked


Gaaaay, anyone else who can do a really retarded voice, similar to the one in bug's part with Cpt. Falcon?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on May 7, 2008 02:28 PM
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: bugactually scratch this i just came down with a cold/flu/gabbogobbo so now my voice is pretty much fucked


Gaaaay, anyone else who can do a really retarded voice, similar to the one in bug's part with Cpt. Falcon?
Sure, I'll help out, what exactly were you looking for, just as close to Ct. Falcon (From That Smash Bros Collab you mean, right) as possible?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 7, 2008 05:52 PM
Quotelmfao i'd be willing to bet cooldrmoney's part for this will outshine even stamper's and utah's parts for the real collab

LMAO oh your all gonna be so disappointed  I havent worked on it for 3 weeks! Ive been busy busy!



F0d I will help you with the voice you need! Cause we should have a f0d part in this
I will also help anyone else who needs voice work
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 7, 2008 06:39 PM
ok ill revise that because i started and finished it at 3am ..last.. this. morning. yeah.
I can't do that voice I don't think so ye... Someone should repost that list of all the current .swfs we have so that it is easier to keep track of, what with 23 pages of ass and what have you or some such thing.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 7, 2008 07:47 PM
fuck that's bad, i wanted to use bug's voice for something too

i'll have to ask rtil
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 7, 2008 08:30 PM
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Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 7, 2008 09:02 PM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: bugactually scratch this i just came down with a cold/flu/gabbogobbo so now my voice is pretty much fucked


Gaaaay, anyone else who can do a really retarded voice, similar to the one in bug's part with Cpt. Falcon?
Sure, I'll help out, what exactly were you looking for, just as close to Ct. Falcon (From That Smash Bros Collab you mean, right) as possible?


I was talking about this: http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt2_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart2_Scene_1.swf)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 7, 2008 09:42 PM
Quote from: MindChamberhaha  I think you missed the point there, but your f0d, and you aint the brightest.  Jeff and stamp, don't care about points,  never did,   they just want stupid funny shit.  pretty much exactly what you guys are doing here.  you need to get off that point system nonsense, cause the only one  harpin on it is you.
yeah yeah theyre just like us blah blah i know all that

my point was whether they see the collab as a failure or not, it will most likely be more successful than this collab. not in terms of points, in terms of views. cuz thats the only real measure of success anyways

people like stamper and utah. people hate us. so even if ours is funnier those guys have nothing to worry about

Quote from: CoolDrMoneyF0d I will help you with the voice you need! Cause we should have a f0d part in this
I will also help anyone else who needs voice work
your voice is great

talk to kian hopefully he saved the script. its proly a little too complex for the few days we have left to make it so i will probly write a new one anyways
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 7, 2008 09:45 PM
nope i didnt save it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 7, 2008 09:53 PM
ah well do you still have any artwork?

cdm PM me ill write up a short lil script
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM
c'mon and help me dr.SNAAAAAAAAAKE

i feel so sick i need your RAAAAAAAAKE

oh doctor please dig dig deeper
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 7, 2008 10:45 PM
uh i think i might have overwritten the file with the art
ill go check
but i only did like thirty minutes worth of stuff so i could just remake it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 7, 2008 11:17 PM
Quote from: foodeetinyeah yeah theyre just like us blah blah i know all that

my point was whether they see the collab as a failure or not, it will most likely be more successful than this collab. not in terms of points, in terms of views. cuz thats the only real measure of success anyways

people like stamper and utah. people hate us. so even if ours is funnier those guys have nothing to worry about

well your collab was never about points and views was it? So who cares about points.and success is a moot point when both parties could careless about score.
your doing yours to piss people off, and they are doing it for kicks.

and double LOL on the hate crap, ya'll just suck.. get better and stop making excuses.

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: naruto102 on May 7, 2008 11:19 PM
what to you see my art
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 7, 2008 11:34 PM
Quote from: naruto102what to you see my art


lol
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: naruto102 on May 7, 2008 11:35 PM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: naruto102what to you see my art


lol
rlol
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 8, 2008 12:45 AM
Quote from: MindChamberwell your collab was never about points and views was it? So who cares about points.and success is a moot point when both parties could careless about score.
your doing yours to piss people off, and they are doing it for kicks.

and double LOL on the hate crap, ya'll just suck.. get better and stop making excuses.

this isnt my collab.

also people definitely do hate us. we've been making them hate us for 2 yrs. if they don't hate us, we havent done our job
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on May 8, 2008 12:47 AM
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: bugactually scratch this i just came down with a cold/flu/gabbogobbo so now my voice is pretty much fucked


Gaaaay, anyone else who can do a really retarded voice, similar to the one in bug's part with Cpt. Falcon?
Sure, I'll help out, what exactly were you looking for, just as close to Ct. Falcon (From That Smash Bros Collab you mean, right) as possible?


I was talking about this: http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt2_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart2_Scene_1.swf)
Sure haha, that can be done. You can PM me exactly what you need, and I'll send you it, and if you want it redone, undone, or just thrown under a bus that'll be fine.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 8, 2008 01:22 AM
eat like a snake (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/070508/66006_likesnkae.php)
okay i fixed up my 2nd part

fla (http://www.sendspace.com/file/eoqr8t)

oh and bug I just realized both of my parts are really long, if you want me to I can edit the audio and this 2nd part down by like 15 or 20 seconds okay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 8, 2008 01:37 AM
lmfao Squeef.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 8, 2008 01:43 AM
godf

okay i just spent probably 20 minutes making this list so I hope it makes it easier for you to look through all the parts so far.

http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...rzek4buggw3.swf (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearzek4buggw3.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/met...r_CDM_final.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear_CDM_final.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/bil..._gear_solid.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/billymonks_metal_gear_solid.swf)
http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m...arscene1ix9.swf (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalgearscene1ix9.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gear_shit.swf)
http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/frza.swf)
http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear.php)
http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)
http://www.swfup.com/file/182508 (http://www.swfup.com/file/182508)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metal_gay2.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt2_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart2_Scene_1.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Met...rt3_Scene_1.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MetalGearpart3_Scene_1.swf)
http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolewe3.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/blacksnake_mrat.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/blacksnake_mrat.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/MGS.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1280 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1280)
http://wps.drewpickles.com/therap.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/therap.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Wha..._Metal_Gear.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/What_is_a_Metal_Gear.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1298 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1298)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1295 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1295)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1310 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1310)
http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear2.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear2.php)
http://wps.drewpickles.com/nsakedn.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/nsakedn.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1339 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1339)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1367 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1367)
http://wps.drewpickles.com/trring.swf (http://wps.drewpickles.com/trring.swf)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...ost&id=1465 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=1465)
http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php)
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/070508/66006_likesnkae.php (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/070508/66006_likesnkae.php)

and thanks mrat
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 8, 2008 02:21 AM
thanks squeef thats helpful

lmfao god i loved your part too those dancing pigs are classic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 8, 2008 02:25 AM
holy crap that's 29 so far
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 8, 2008 02:27 AM
Quote from: sasuke102holy crap that's 29 so far

then we're missing one. Bug said there's 30 so far.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on May 8, 2008 02:31 AM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: sasuke102holy crap that's 29 so far

then we're missing one. Bug said there's 30 so far.
Mine, I didn't put a swf up because I wanted you guys to be surprised.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 8, 2008 02:33 AM
He's prolly including Anonymouses that he didnt post on here

Heres an update on how mines comin along
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg73.imageshack.us%2Fimg73%2F1839%2Fohboydp6.jpg&hash=222abbd4a409e782052d1cfc703a4c2fccd79dca)
I hope this doesnt end up ruinin it for all of you!

And I imagine some of these are going to get cut in the final production
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 8, 2008 02:36 AM
where tha hell did u learn to shade like that boi

man it brings a tear to my eye how far you've come since ya first joined the SS :')
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 8, 2008 02:43 AM
my shaunmcglinn.com links dont work anymore, i reuploaded them to my revivaleyes.com domain


http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear.php)
http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear2.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear2.php)
http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php (http://www.revivaleyes.com/metalgear3.php)

!!!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 8, 2008 02:47 AM
Well Ive known how to shade like that for awhile! I just didnt do it in DT 400 cause I wanted it done fairly quick and I didnt feel like drawing on the shades and having to animate each color when the character moved!

And Blordow, you're contributions are some of my favorites! I wasnt able to see the clown one until just now! It was wonderful!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 8, 2008 02:52 AM
thanks
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 8, 2008 03:08 AM
This is definitely going to be better than the official collab. That would be funny if this collab turned out more successful than the official one.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 8, 2008 03:26 AM
there was also about 2 or 3 i didnt put in the list because they werent funny and people were saying to not include them in the movie or something so I probably made an error or some shit but yeah...

Oh theres a lot of new replies but yeah. I edited your new links into my post okay blordow. I really like the clown one too
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyAnd I imagine some of these are going to get cut in the final production
Yeah I was thinking that... We could always release a second movie with the ones that didn't make it into the official one yeah? Just so nobody feels left out or.. ye
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 8, 2008 03:42 AM
We should try and fit as many of these as possible in. We really, really should. The longer this drags out to be, the better.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 8, 2008 03:53 AM
Quote from: MRatWe should try and fit as many of these as possible in. We really, really should. The longer this drags out to be, the better.
yeah thats what I was hoping for but honestly theres no way you could fit all of these movies we have so far into a 10mb swf file, that still has good sound quality... hmm.

Well like I said a long time ago we should try to get Tom to give us a wee bit more of an upload size for this movie or something unless theres some crazy good compression techniques in Flash that I don't know about, which is entirely possible but I doubt it.

I don't know okay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 8, 2008 04:01 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: MRatWe should try and fit as many of these as possible in. We really, really should. The longer this drags out to be, the better.
yeah thats what I was hoping for but honestly theres no way you could fit all of these movies we have so far into a 10mb swf file, that still has good sound quality... hmm.

Well like I said a long time ago we should try to get Tom to give us a wee bit more of an upload size for this movie or something unless theres some crazy good compression techniques in Flash that I don't know about, which is entirely possible but I doubt it.

I don't know okay

well try first and if you cant upload it in the 10 meg, let me know whos doing the uploading and Ill talk to tom about upping the space,  just make sure  every song is cut to whats needed , etc
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 8, 2008 04:20 AM
also make sure you convert any WAV files to MP3 . you can do this in audacity and getting the lame_enc.dll file (free download, google it) which is needed to convert to mp3, and you can also do it in a free program called CDex. you can do it in CDex by going to options > settings, then choosing the encoder tab and selecting Lame MP3 in the drop-down menu, then selecting a decent bitrate (128 is fine). then go to the filenames tab and select a file destination for your conversions in the WAV -> MP3 box. now close that and go to convert > re-encode audio files, and browse to your WAV files and hit convert and it will send them to their destination. then you can swap them in the fla. i say this because wav files are typically gigantic, and even though flash does a god job at compressing we need to optimize our files as much as possible. let's say there's 35 pieces and we have a 15MB limit. that's 425KB per part.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 8, 2008 04:23 AM
Goldwave is nic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 8, 2008 04:37 AM
are we using 64kpbs at Best for export, and what jpeg quality.

It'd be easier to check our final .swf size if we could test it at what the final settings will be you know what im sayin yeah
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 8, 2008 09:16 AM
Quote from: bugyeah, guys, i know how to compress a flash movie ive only been using the program for like 5 years now!!

there are defnetly over 30 submissions, some of them were just sent to me over aim so you didn't see them.

so yes there may be a chance I cut some of these out, not only from a filesize standpoint but also from a pacing one.

or maybe i can just submit two flashes hmm

no don't do that it's too beautiful to split

anyway i need a voice for my part guhuuhhhghh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 8, 2008 11:10 AM
BUG IF YOU CUT ANY OF MINE I WILL FEED YOU TO A MARMOSET

THEMS IS PURE GOLD I TELLS YA
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 8, 2008 07:04 PM
pretty long post vvv
Quote from: bugyeah, guys, i know how to compress a flash movie ive only been using the program for like 5 years now!!
I wasn't trying to make fun of your compression abilities or something like that I was just sayin that well my two .swfs alone are each over 1mb I think so I was kind of wondering if theres a way I could compress mine in some way actually... Without losing sound quality, taking out a lot of the length, etc.

Quote from: bugso yes there may be a chance I cut some of these out, not only from a filesize standpoint but also from a pacing one.
Yeah your going to have to cut some out unless for some reason you can compress it all better using something like Flash CS3 or something I think gerkinman said cs3 compresses it more than 8? I don't know okay
Quote from: bugor maybe i can just submit two flashes hmm
if people want to see all of the parts we created, and we want to see the same, then we're going to have to submit two flashes. Unless of course we can get all of the parts into a reasonably semi-large filesize and get MC to talk Tom into giving us a bigger file space to upload it!!

Honestly I'm not trying to be a fag or whatever people may think I'm doing by worrying about the filesize so much, I'm being realistic, this is a fucken huge and glorious movie and *I can pretty much guarantee that by cramming all 30+ parts we like into it it's going to be a wee bit bigger than 10mb.


*not that you guys can't tell but you guys aren't worrying about it so yeah I don't know I guess im being um overly worried or something like that....
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 8, 2008 07:14 PM
Quote from: sasuke102also make sure you convert any WAV files to MP3 .
mp3 sometimes goes off sync in flash. Even though it makes the file size a lot bigger, I think it's better to have a big fla for the convenience of not having to wait a year to export and to remove the risk of the audio getting off sync, since the audio in the swf file will be compressed in mp3 anyways
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 8, 2008 09:23 PM
i've never noticed a file format effecting sync issues. i know that it is compressed to mp3, but the compression difference between a 3mb wav and a 150kb mp3 could make or break the file size

i also don't think it would be that difficult to convince tom to increase bug's file size limit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 8, 2008 11:20 PM
Quote from: saucy-k102i've never noticed a file format effecting sync issues. i know that it is compressed to mp3, but the compression difference between a 3mb wav and a 150kb mp3 could make or break the file size

i also don't think it would be that difficult to convince tom to increase bug's file size limit

Its already covered, as long as it ain't something ridiculous,  (like more than 20megs)  hes fine with it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 8, 2008 11:53 PM
Excellent. File Size Release: Mythical Newgrounds Flash Pheonix Technique jutsu !!

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fok%2Fpublic%2Fwowimgay.jpg&hash=2722342571e7f7776ed725396603b1b415e2b32e)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 8, 2008 11:54 PM
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 12:02 AM
You know what's really funny? We could actually save the NG collab with our parts lmfao.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on May 9, 2008 12:29 AM
Quote from: saucy-k102i've never noticed a file format effecting sync issues. i know that it is compressed to mp3, but the compression difference between a 3mb wav and a 150kb mp3 could make or break the file size

i also don't think it would be that difficult to convince tom to increase bug's file size limit
I have experience with the offsyncing audio, but I'm not sure its limited to mp3. If it does happen though all you need to do is put all of the audio in its own movieclip. Of course its a pain in the butt, but it does the job.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 9, 2008 02:08 AM
QuoteYou know what's really funny? We could actually save the NG collab with our parts lmfao.

I really dont think it would make sense though...since its basically making fun of the collab...so uhhh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 02:25 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney
QuoteYou know what's really funny? We could actually save the NG collab with our parts lmfao.

I really dont think it would make sense though...since its basically making fun of the collab...so uhhh

I didn't say we should do it lmfao. I know what you mean but you see, it's making fun of the collab and yet it could save it. That's a double punch in the face.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 9, 2008 02:27 AM
we should do it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 9, 2008 02:42 AM
thanks MC and rtil for addressing my concerns.

Tonight I will sleep peacefully.

Nicole yes that is rather humorous I enjoyed what you had to say and had a hearty laugh about it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 03:11 AM
Quote from: bug
Quote from: kianwe should do it

hahaha no

lmao yeah, it'd destroy the purpose of both collabs.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 9, 2008 03:12 AM
hey whats the menu gonna be like
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 03:44 AM

Add this to the preloader. It was rtil's idea to decompile that and stuff and it's pretty hilarious lmao.

there's still something wrong with the add blender on that square, I'll fix that later. Just the basic idea though^.

Fixed.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 9, 2008 03:48 AM
lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on May 9, 2008 03:57 AM
lmfao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 04:04 AM
fixed
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 9, 2008 04:11 AM
lmao lmfao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on May 9, 2008 04:52 AM
cool.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 9, 2008 05:30 AM
tom will definitely increase the limit, all you gotta do is ask

and any sync issues can be fixed by housing all mp3s in blank movieclips
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 9, 2008 06:23 AM
this movies gonna be so fucking great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 06:26 AM
Quote from: sakura102

bump for next page
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 9, 2008 11:43 AM
Quote from: sakura102
Add this to the preloader. It was rtil's idea to decompile that and stuff and it's pretty hilarious lmao.

there's still something wrong with the add blender on that square, I'll fix that later. Just the basic idea though^.

Fixed.

hhaha thats fuckin hilarious.  It took me a second to realize the changes cause, its pretty much what Stamper would say anyway .  ya need to add "Anti" in the end there somewhere.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 9, 2008 01:27 PM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: sakura102
Add this to the preloader. It was rtil's idea to decompile that and stuff and it's pretty hilarious lmao.

there's still something wrong with the add blender on that square, I'll fix that later. Just the basic idea though^.

Fixed.

hhaha thats fuckin hilarious.  It took me a second to realize the changes cause, its pretty much what Stamper would say anyway .  ya need to add "Anti" in the end there somewhere.

Ohhh yes you're right. Will do that.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 9, 2008 04:20 PM
Quote from: bugitll have a play button
I hope it'll also have scene select. Also, lol @ that flash file for the preloader.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 9, 2008 05:23 PM
ok i am away for a few days and noticed that this thread turned really gay

fuck you guys ):
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 9, 2008 05:43 PM
great work psi lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 9, 2008 06:43 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: bugitll have a play button
I hope it'll also have scene select. Also, lol @ that flash file for the preloader.
I dont I hope it plays through all the swfs in rapid succession

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 9, 2008 07:04 PM
hey Nicole
replace snake's face with a picture of a jigglypuff
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 9, 2008 07:15 PM
lmao

balloc raeg latem
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 10, 2008 12:55 AM
Quote from: wpshey Nicole
replace snake's face with a picture of a jigglypuff

Lmao alright. Also mindchamber, I realized that I'd make fun of our collab if I put "Anti" infront of the MGS collab thing, so I better not do it!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 11, 2008 07:35 AM
Well I finished my final part! You'll all get to see it when the collab is realeased
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 11, 2008 08:10 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyWell I finished my final part! You'll all get to see it when the collab is realeased
cant fuckin waIT
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 11, 2008 12:07 PM
ok it's 5am and there's still a few things i want to do to this but this is my part. the only thing left is to clean up the library and reduce filesize.

the dialogue is below in case you guys can't understand it. i will add subtitles too



angry fat demon nerd: hahahaha. did you really think that i was going to take it easy on you? face it solid snake, here, your powers are weak. you cannot beat me! my vein of humor is superior to all! hahaha.

solid snake: no way, fat man. i'm gonna be the number one brawler in the world, so just back up, jack! bakugan brawler, GO!

..

computer: subject - angry fat nerd. weakness - lame video game jokes.

monster: so like, did you guys ever notice that in mario, like when mario eats a mushroom, it makes him grow bigger, but like in real life, mushrooms don't do that!?

angry fat demon nerd: hahaha, that, was the funniest thing, that i have ever heard! uh, wait, i take that back AAAAAAAAAAAA




sfdaffdgsf
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 11, 2008 12:15 PM
That was...

alot better then it needed to be?

The design of that nerd was rather radtastic.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 11, 2008 12:16 PM
lmfao this is great. But yeah, add a subtitle later.

bakugen brawler lmao, wasn't that the horrible anime

also the demon sounds a lot like Eggman from Sonic.

ps. small preview of my second part:
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fok%2Fpublic%2Fbox.png&hash=68687070435a390d5739aa0285889f2f4082172f)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 11, 2008 02:36 PM
Quote from: bugHAHAHA RTIL. oh my god this collab is going to be so fuckin great


haha  wow that was all epic and shit,  nice work.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 11, 2008 03:41 PM
Woah... that was incredible.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 11, 2008 04:24 PM
oh my goooooooooooooooooood

piss
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 11, 2008 05:09 PM
thanks guys

yeah psi lmao bakugan is that super generic pokemon ripoff
also nice box!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on May 11, 2008 05:13 PM
lmao Nicole u poured ur heart and soul into that .. same with u rtil - that really was a lot better than it needed to b, it was fucking sick man , ill work on mine now
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: retrosmash on May 11, 2008 06:22 PM
Quote from: rtil
every part in this collab is hilarious, but by golly this has to be arguably the best i've seen yet!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 11, 2008 06:28 PM
ok finally my part is done

unffffff
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Post by: psi43 on May 11, 2008 07:07 PM
lmao anigen that's pretty nice. Even though it's not really super awesome it's by far more than I have expected from you cause you're usually very lazy.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 11, 2008 07:39 PM
Quote from: ψNicolelmao anigen that's pretty nice. Even though it's not really super awesome it's by far more than I have expected from you cause you're usually very lazy.

tru
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 11, 2008 07:46 PM
why is this being submitted before the newgrounds collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 11, 2008 08:01 PM
Well, why not?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 11, 2008 08:04 PM
i guess i dont know
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 11, 2008 08:50 PM
lmao kirbopher15
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 11, 2008 09:12 PM
man rtil i love skies of arcadia
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 11, 2008 10:32 PM
heh you recognized the track it's the valuan armada theme song
i got the whole soundtrack if you want it, great for flash stuff
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 11, 2008 10:52 PM
Quote from: rtili got the whole soundtrack if you want it, great for flash stuff


Same goes to DoReMi soundtracks by the way! Even if you don't like the anime you will probably like the soundtrack.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 11, 2008 11:06 PM
Wait I thought we were submitting it on the same day?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 11, 2008 11:20 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyWait I thought we were submitting it on the same day?

Yeah, same.

@ rtil: Nice work.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 11, 2008 11:24 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyWait I thought we were submitting it on the same day?


No, exactly a week before as far as I know.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2008 12:21 AM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyWait I thought we were submitting it on the same day?


No, exactly a week before as far as I know.
Since rtil basically already showed his, and we're only 2 days away from the deadline. I decided to show my swf off I had made for the collab weeks ago. I like to party early.

It's just about the worst thing I ever created.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 12, 2008 12:25 AM
Lmfao great work.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 12, 2008 01:38 AM
you hit the nail on the head with the whole 'word dawg g' jokes, if i had a dime for every time he pulled one of those ugh

anigen it looks like bug did the last drawing for you, damn you got really lazy on that but uh it was still pretty good . you should've done another camera angle where we can see his crotch from below and the stick comes flinging straight at it. it's kinda hard to tell what is going on if you don't already know what's going to happen

and uh we're submitting this a week before? was that always the plan?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 12, 2008 01:52 AM
I think it was, I am not sure though. As far as I know we said a week before theirs.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 12, 2008 01:54 AM
i think it would have a lasting effect and be funnier if submit on the same day. but thats just what i think.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 12, 2008 01:54 AM
well it sounds like a real mixed bag
i summon bug for closure
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 12, 2008 02:28 AM
oh i got the deadline confused with the release date
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 12, 2008 04:35 AM
lmao ah
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 12, 2008 05:01 AM
i made a part for the ng collab but do you think i should put it in this one instead???
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 12, 2008 05:07 AM
Well you should let us see it Billy Boy! But ultimately its up to you. Im not gonna give the NG collab anything because the idea was shit. Something like that collab really shouldn't be supported, but that's my stance on it.

Also when is the date of the official collab? I know the deadline for submissions was the 20th but I doubt it will be released on the same day
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 12, 2008 05:17 AM
Yeh i made a part for both collabs, i think they are both different enough for them to be legit for both, tho i dunno if my NG one will get in, seeing as it lacks any snake.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 12, 2008 06:46 AM
who made the 'thanks for the warning stoops' one that is my favorite
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 12, 2008 08:42 AM
Quote from: rtilwho made the 'thanks for the warning stoops' one that is my favorite
this one? http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Wha..._Metal_Gear.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/What_is_a_Metal_Gear.swf)
I think Sonni made it, but I think billymonks did the voice

also I just watched all the swfs omitting a couple of .swfs that have broken links or such and I guess we have a 25+ minute long movie right now probably, just if anyones curious or something.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 12, 2008 09:04 AM
goddam night in hotlanta was 13 minutes

maybe this should be in two parts or somethin shit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 12, 2008 10:06 AM
Quote from: Squeefhttp://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/Wha..._Metal_Gear.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/What_is_a_Metal_Gear.swf)
I think Sonni made it, but I think billymonks did the voice

also I just watched all the swfs omitting a couple of .swfs that have broken links or such and I guess we have a 25+ minute long movie right now probably, just if anyones curious or something.

Ya I made that one and Billy did a brilliant job with that voice.

Hmm 25+ minute eh? This is pretty long indeed.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 12, 2008 10:58 AM
Quote from: foodeetinmaybe this should be in two parts or somethin shit

im afraid of that happening. i dunno about you guys but i think a 25 minute long huge flash would be fuckin great

but it is buggo's choice anyways
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 12, 2008 11:37 AM
i dont thinks its really 25 mins long is it? theres like 25 parts and all of them are pretty short probably about a min long each...







oh wait
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 12, 2008 12:19 PM
uh can't we make our collab two parts so that everyone can be co-authored???
just a thought
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 12, 2008 10:40 PM
so why is the deadline so early
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 12, 2008 10:49 PM
2 parts would be gay imo

also the official ones deadline is the 20th i have no clue about the release date though.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 12, 2008 11:14 PM
Quote from: kianso why is the deadline so early
I recommended making the deadline earlier so the collab would no matter what be released on time.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 13, 2008 12:30 AM
Quote from: anigen
Quote from: foodeetinmaybe this should be in two parts or somethin shit

im afraid of that happening. i dunno about you guys but i think a 25 minute long huge flash would be fuckin great

but it is buggo's choice anyways

its not a choice unfortunately, its a necessity.

dt400 was 13 minutes long, which ended up being 13 MBs. do the math. that would make this collab 25 MBs. even tom wouldn't approve raising our upload limit that high. and you don't want to sacrifice sound quality by making everything 16kps or lower, then it sounds like AM radio. and the damn thing would still probably be 20 megs

and this is disregarding the fact that flash becomes impossibly slow and crashes frequently when you start putting together a movie longer than 10 minutes

yeah you're either gonna have to drop the crappier parts or split it in two

i guess with the real collab theyre just gonna flat out drop the vast majority of the submissions they get cuz last i heard they had over 70
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 13, 2008 01:01 AM
yeah but also the parts you got for night in hotlanta had a lot more shit going on in them than most of the parts in this collab, way more library items in pretty much every part in night in hotlanta than probably any piece in this collab save maybe rtil's part which seems to have quite a bit going on in it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 13, 2008 01:20 AM
My FLA for Jerry Snakefield alone is a little over 90 Megabytes

The SWF is about 5 MB
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 13, 2008 01:45 AM
how about bug throws together a quick mock-up fla with all the movies packed in it and we look at is filesize
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 13, 2008 02:12 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyMy FLA for Jerry Snakefield alone is a little over 90 Megabytes

The SWF is about 5 MB
jesususssssss

bug you're gonna have nightmares with this thing :'(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 13, 2008 02:56 AM
grgrh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 13, 2008 03:03 AM
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 13, 2008 05:10 AM
Quote from: bugand yes that means ill have an idea what the filesize will be soon so you guys can finally stop bitching about that.
happy [size=]happy[/size][size=] joy[/size] [size=]joy[/size]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 13, 2008 06:59 AM
hey bug am i too late?? http://furfag.com/y/view.php?width=550&...lder=1291741883 (http://furfag.com/y/view.php?width=550&height=400&fla=metal+gear+box+joke.swf&folder=1291741883)

it's lacking loud grunting and shit sounds

also the timing is shit because i was trying to make it for the ng collab and they said 5-30 sec but fuck the official ng collab amirite or amirite?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 13, 2008 07:47 AM
lmfao this is fucking great billy
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 13, 2008 08:10 AM
lmao nice billy
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 13, 2008 08:13 AM
i fucked it up when trying to make it better and then i checked the file size and it was 25 mb so i guess my part will not be in the collab but you guys can enjoy it here
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 13, 2008 09:27 AM
That part has to be in the collab. It's one of the only entries to make me laugh.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 13, 2008 09:36 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.That part has to be in the collab. It's one of the only entries to make me laugh.
because your opinion is so very important w.a.c

not that the part is bad or anything its great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 13, 2008 09:41 AM
Ah ha ha ha that part Billy made was hilarious.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 13, 2008 02:14 PM
fucknuckkers.   I had to stop to finish a panel for hanz, now Im behind.  really sorry I missed this.


(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F14%2F16305000%2Fngbbs4829a17aa84aa.jpg&hash=66ab3c25433ec71c440a4f76e068e946c754e7de)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 13, 2008 02:39 PM
that should be an intermission picture with james bond theme playing in the background
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 13, 2008 03:49 PM
I cannot watch Billys!

Someone HELP!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 13, 2008 04:58 PM
something tells me this collab is going to be the best thing on newgrounds yet
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 13, 2008 05:00 PM
Quote from: MindChamberfucknuckkers.   I had to stop to finish a panel for hanz, now Im behind.  really sorry I missed this.


(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F14%2F16305000%2Fngbbs4829a17aa84aa.jpg&hash=66ab3c25433ec71c440a4f76e068e946c754e7de)

lmao wow that looks pretty nice. Finish it pleaseeeee.

Also Billy, I can decompile your part if you want me to.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 13, 2008 05:08 PM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: MindChamberfucknuckkers.   I had to stop to finish a panel for hanz, now Im behind.  really sorry I missed this.


(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F14%2F16305000%2Fngbbs4829a17aa84aa.jpg&hash=66ab3c25433ec71c440a4f76e068e946c754e7de)

lmao wow that looks pretty nice. Finish it pleaseeeee.

Also Billy, I can decompile your part if you want me to.
please do

if you could send it to bug too that would be fantastic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on May 13, 2008 10:38 PM
im going to try hard to finish my part for today but i prob wont so it looks like ill have to submit to the ng one ........
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 14, 2008 12:48 AM
Ugh ok done with Billy's part. He used the wrong fps, width and hight, had to fix these things. Oh well, here it is:

[part]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 14, 2008 08:44 AM
i cant fuckin wait for this thing to come out. rtil's part is good enough for a 4.0+ as it is, and the rest are funny as hell. and none of us have even seen cdm's yet, which is probably the best part of them all. i just wish i coulda made something :'(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 14, 2008 09:55 AM
Quote from: bugahhemmm btw the following parts are cut: sonnis, gerkinmans 1st one, anigens first one, and that loop halcon did on page 1. but you can still submit them to the official collab though!

lol I think I'll just keep it. I enjoy making that stuff. Looking forward to the finished one.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 14, 2008 10:31 AM
Quote from: ψNicoleUgh ok done with Billy's part. He used the wrong fps, width and hight, had to fix these things. Oh well, here it is:

lmao sorry !!!

ng's gay mgs collab requested 30 and u no where my loyalties lye
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 14, 2008 10:51 AM
wait what Sonni's part was cut? I thought it was hilarious );.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 14, 2008 01:27 PM
oh man i am too excited for this!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 14, 2008 02:53 PM
thanks flash for ignoring my audio bitrate settings!!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 14, 2008 04:12 PM
You cut Sonnis? :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 14, 2008 04:32 PM
I liked Girkinman's first short. :/
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 14, 2008 05:10 PM
oh for fuck's sake shut up wac
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 14, 2008 05:53 PM
nice work to everyone,   really sorry I didnt get to finish in time,

my dumbass said yes to too many projects..

anyways cant wait to see it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 14, 2008 06:08 PM
Quote from: wpsoh for fuck's sake shut up wac

^I wish I could ban people from replying to certain threads, that would be neat.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 14, 2008 06:21 PM
ugh, yes

we already discussed gerkinman's first part about 20 pages ago

page 11 or somethin
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 14, 2008 06:25 PM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: wpsoh for fuck's sake shut up wac

^I wish I could ban people from replying to certain threads, that would be neat.
I was going to tell wac to shut up too but then I saw that wspo already did it and yeah...

And now for something completely on-topic,
God yes its finally done thank you bug and thank you everyone else for playin the game!!!

See you next time Space Cowboys
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 14, 2008 08:07 PM
oh boy i'm filled with joy
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 14, 2008 09:24 PM
Quote from: MindChambermy dumbass said yes to too many projects..
yea same here
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 15, 2008 03:04 AM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: wpsoh for fuck's sake shut up wac

^I wish I could ban people from replying to certain threads, that would be neat.

why dont you just ban him from everything
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 15, 2008 03:20 AM
i just sent you a co author request on ng. i dunno if you have to send one to me or not though, but my invite should make it that were both added to eachothers author list thing.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 15, 2008 04:11 AM
approved
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 15, 2008 04:22 AM
yes i am 50vmp I just sent a request to a mister "bug" if thats your ng account then okay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 15, 2008 07:21 AM
Quote from: bugaright change of heart sonnis in  

Yay, thanks bug.

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 15, 2008 07:39 AM
approved
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 15, 2008 11:56 AM
http://i-ilg.newgrounds.com/ (http://i-ilg.newgrounds.com/) <--hlg's account
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on May 15, 2008 03:03 PM
Quote from: mongrel architect
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: wpsoh for fuck's sake shut up wac

^I wish I could ban people from replying to certain threads, that would be neat.

why dont you just ban him from everything
because this isnt the ss and we should be banned before anyone else
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 15, 2008 06:18 PM
perhaps i missed something but does anyone know the actual day they're submitting this on newgrounds or are we just going to have to keep our eyes out? i know their deadline is the 20th, but i couldn't find anything about their submission date. i don't think i'm looking hard enough, but i do remember someone saying something about june 5th
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 15, 2008 06:37 PM
billymonks.newgrounds.com <---- billy monks
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 17, 2008 04:48 AM
So when's this coming out?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 17, 2008 05:00 AM
i hope you are kidding billy but if not

Quote from: bug
Quote from: bug from the very beginning postedit will be submitted as a team on newgrounds the same day as the other collab.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 17, 2008 05:22 AM
Quote from: rtili hope you are kidding billy but if not

Quote from: bug
Quote from: bug from the very beginning postedit will be submitted as a team on newgrounds the same day as the other collab.
big whup
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 18, 2008 12:46 PM
I think the upload limit of the tba account was raised.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 18, 2008 01:46 PM
BUG'S COMPUTER GAYED OUT AND NOW ANIGEN IS RAPING THE COLLAB

WE'RE FUCKING SCREWED
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 18, 2008 04:07 PM
WHATTTTTTTTT
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 18, 2008 08:54 PM
what
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 18, 2008 09:12 PM
Quote from: bugso was my upload limit really raised or what

it still says 10mb

how much would you need?  you never contacted me or james to say


Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 18, 2008 09:18 PM
we need 300 FUCKING GIGABITE
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on May 18, 2008 09:42 PM
lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 18, 2008 09:51 PM
really, anigen, bug, your computer is just fuckin shit and Newgrounds cant fuckin handle shit if it CANT HOST ONE FUCKIN INNOCENT COLLAB

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stockmann.com%2Fap-pics%2Fstockmann-konserni%2Fhistoria%2Fisotkuvat%2Fkuva16.jpg&hash=4f94c06aac905cdd178822ba4f03144387d821de)
this is my computer bitches
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 18, 2008 10:15 PM
is banshee call my first one
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 18, 2008 10:16 PM
Quote from: Squeefis banshee call my first one

yes
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 18, 2008 10:21 PM
okay thank you
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 18, 2008 11:23 PM
we should release the cut ones in a 2nd one the next day or something
just for kicks !

Quote from: bug90 mb fla
lmao

too bad because i liked the one not about the cat cube
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 19, 2008 12:26 AM
all of those cut parts are probably better than the vast majority of the submissions to the official collab. but im sure both collabs will come out with only their best stuff so it should be an interesting comparison. and yeah definitely make another collab and submit it on thebackalleys account or something the next day.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 19, 2008 12:31 AM
Quotewe should release the cut ones in a 2nd one the next day or something
just for kicks !
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 19, 2008 12:44 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg221.imageshack.us%2Fimg221%2F6324%2Fgygjyfgnw8.jpg&hash=823d3d8c3d7a3ebd1bbc2df062c34050f3c26f1b)
ours looks as big as theirs
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on May 19, 2008 12:56 AM
you just made the 34 page!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 19, 2008 12:57 AM
deja vu












wait
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 19, 2008 01:13 AM
Quote from: BizarreCubeyou just made the 34 page!!
yehh

lmao someone post a screenshot of the two at 34 pages and post it in the official collab topic
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 19, 2008 01:27 AM
i was kind of lookin forward to collaborating with danyo    (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg412.imageshack.us%2Fimg412%2F7510%2F03nu1.gif&hash=87bcf7486916f895ebf027df35173b38feec7a2b)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 19, 2008 03:31 AM
i have a flash file with 7 of the ones that were cut, i can give them to you guys if you do it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 19, 2008 04:58 AM
Quote from: bugthis is the last time im ever gonna compile a collab haha
lmao it sucks ass doesnt it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 19, 2008 05:03 AM
Quote from: anigeni have a flash file with 7 of the ones that were cut, i can give them to you guys if you do it


Send it my way, I'll do it. I will release it a day after we submitted our original collab, then. Co-Authoring for everyone involved I suppose.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on May 19, 2008 05:33 AM
Yeh, thats a pretty pimp menu.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 19, 2008 05:51 AM
thats great bug

are people going to know who made what parts?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 19, 2008 06:04 AM
OH GOD YES
Nicole

thank you i want the world to see my sneaky snake :'(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 19, 2008 06:06 AM
Quote from: foodeetin
Quote from: bugthis is the last time im ever gonna compile a collab haha
lmao it sucks ass doesnt it
and by that i mean the compiling sucks ass, not the collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 19, 2008 06:07 AM
its too late now f0d

you have insulted bug's honor and worst of all.....






....his feelins :C
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 19, 2008 06:12 AM
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on May 19, 2008 11:23 AM
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling

it just struck me now how similar GitS:SAC's "Inner Universe" theme song is to the original Metal Gear Solid theme
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on May 19, 2008 12:09 PM
That menu is great, bug. Also, alright, I will submit it a week after the original one.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on May 19, 2008 12:42 PM
Nice, the menu looks great.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 19, 2008 05:02 PM
awesome menu, simple and effective. i like that you added a what button, for like an info screen about what the collab is about right? it'll be good to have one of those

and sometimes whenever i get the urge to make a collab i just remember when i put together SS christmas 2 years ago and wow that sucked putting together a flash collab christmas eve i can't remember who submitted their part at the last second but i was not pleased ! just be glad none of us have weird actionscript in their pieces, lauch had some kind of snowflake AS in his scene that was supposed to duplicate a circle symbol and make a bunch of them to make snow, but it only made 1 for some reason. he was telling me how to fix it after i released it and i was like uhhh merry christmas evry1 byE!!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 20, 2008 01:10 PM
concept: wps
story: wps
voices: wps
character design: wps
backgrounds: wps
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.animated-gifs.eu%2Fmammals-dogs%2F0157.gif&hash=09c2c6c3d847437ac688a073674db779522d3f7a)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 20, 2008 03:44 PM
F U C K  U ! ! ! !
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 21, 2008 12:08 AM
Quote from: bugthanks guys. yeah that "what" button is going to have some blurb explaining the collab but umm for some reason billy made it play the credits that needs to be fixed. maybe ill add a credits button too!
i fixed it compiling again god damn

ps my little brother got banned from wow this morning for botting
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM
yesss
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on May 22, 2008 12:51 AM
thank you billy
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 22, 2008 01:16 AM
thank you everyone is more like it!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 22, 2008 04:38 AM
So how big is dis puppy?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 22, 2008 04:39 AM
I still think a scene select option would be a good idea. Also, how many megabytes is in the file?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 22, 2008 05:11 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I still think a scene select option would be a good idea. Also, how many megabytes is in the file?


go away
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 22, 2008 07:18 AM
may I suggest
a part
in which solid snake shits from his eyes LOLZORZ XD
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 22, 2008 10:42 AM
Quote from: bug
Quote from: W.A.C.I still think a scene select option would be a good idea.

i still think your mom needs a scene select option

lmfao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MindChamber on May 22, 2008 01:05 PM
Quote from: anigen
Quote from: bug
Quote from: W.A.C.I still think a scene select option would be a good idea.

i still think your mom needs a scene select option

lmfao

nice to see its done,  just curious did ya decide to throw back in a few that couldn't fit before now that you have a space bump or what that be too much of a hassle at this point?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 22, 2008 05:45 PM
Quote from: MindChamber
Quote from: anigen
Quote from: bug
Quote from: W.A.C.I still think a scene select option would be a good idea.

i still think your mom needs a scene select option

lmfao

nice to see its done,  just curious did ya decide to throw back in a few that couldn't fit before now that you have a space bump or what that be too much of a hassle at this point?

Patience young Padawan.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: stagbeetle on May 22, 2008 08:52 PM
so when are they going to be submitting the official collab?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 22, 2008 09:57 PM
on stagbeetle day!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on May 23, 2008 04:36 AM
what the FUCK cat cube was one of the better parts of the collab and im not saying that because i made it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 23, 2008 09:20 AM
cat cube was good but not for this collab i think, considering the whole cat cube gag had nothing to do with the premise of the collab. i think it would be better on its own. but i did like the other one hlg made
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 23, 2008 10:27 AM
cat cube was huge
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on May 23, 2008 04:43 PM
Quote from: rtilcat cube was good but not for this collab i think, considering the whole cat cube gag had nothing to do with the premise of the collab. i think it would be better on its own. but i did like the other one hlg made
yeah his other part was bodacious
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 23, 2008 05:21 PM
Quote from: rtilcat cube was good but not for this collab i think, considering the whole cat cube gag had nothing to do with the premise of the collab. i think it would be better on its own. but i did like the other one hlg made
oh ya bug said the fla was like 90mb lmfao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 23, 2008 08:46 PM
lmfao jesus armon next time dont import a bunch of wavs
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 23, 2008 09:39 PM
my FLAs always end up being huge
new shoes was 100 mb and that was a bit over one minute and i had no extra things in the library
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on May 23, 2008 11:06 PM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: rtilcat cube was good but not for this collab i think, considering the whole cat cube gag had nothing to do with the premise of the collab. i think it would be better on its own. but i did like the other one hlg made
oh ya bug said the fla was like 90mb lmfao
the collab IS 400mb right now with all unused symbols thrown out
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 24, 2008 02:32 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F16393000%2Fngbbs48377d4170292.jpg&hash=9ba7ff3b9c7c6f46971f8b75db8a5e852bff6007)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 24, 2008 02:39 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F16359000%2Fngbbs483203de58e7a.jpg&hash=ad94e82ed0785af385676189712e50179ab092e5)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F16359000%2Fngbbs4832051dc7c66.jpg&hash=25ac16d6f49099a2be96b5f90d0a9dd24f0ce9ed)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F16351000%2Fngbbs4830afd77d151.jpg&hash=d91338ab892def4d0d64bfaa8da3c5cd9076e49b)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F16336000%2Fngbbs482e5b296d3fe.jpg&hash=f7f33d5dc2f98290637a50af1ada3fc2a63df5d9)

the official colabb is gonna ROCK!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 24, 2008 02:42 AM
jesus fuckin christ
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Candide on May 24, 2008 03:12 AM
Oh lord what a load of shit.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on May 24, 2008 03:22 AM
im sure the official collab will be funnier than the back alleys collab just because it's so shitty
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on May 24, 2008 03:32 AM
Quote from: kianim sure the official collab will be funnier than the back alleys collab just because it's so shitty
well i guess both have their values!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on May 24, 2008 04:46 AM
That would be awesome if this flash took daily first instead of the official collab.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: retrosmash on May 24, 2008 05:10 AM
hahahahahah oh geez f0d that's unbelievable
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 24, 2008 06:49 AM
incredible!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on May 24, 2008 08:18 AM
lmao obviously theyre not gonna use any of those

i mean here is some of the decent looking stuff, although it appears the jokes are cliche
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F15956000%2Fngbbs47f61a7042b3c.jpg&hash=b7c0f0e645acf1e66ec82971f55ff50b64a7ca62)
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F15959000%2Fngbbs47f694f2cc1c7.jpg&hash=f6ab99f27c90cad3538a313771837594cfc4c1a6)
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F5%2F15975000%2Fngbbs47f847ce70d0e.gif&hash=fc1e5dace64c106f9725b972ceadc07498bd6609)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on May 24, 2008 09:57 AM
im possibly doing a part for it too but only because YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF KIKES GO SLEEP UNDER AN OIL TANKER WITH YOUR PANTS PULLED DOWN SDFSFGHSGHJKAK

i talk @ mindchamber hillzz yeh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on May 24, 2008 10:36 AM
i only liked that first picture of the man with the nic moustache
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 24, 2008 06:55 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: rtilcat cube was good but not for this collab i think, considering the whole cat cube gag had nothing to do with the premise of the collab. i think it would be better on its own. but i did like the other one hlg made
oh ya bug said the fla was like 90mb lmfao
the collab IS 400mb right now with all unused symbols thrown out
that's more understandable, hlg's thing was like a minute and a half and it should've been only 1 audio track. proportionately speaking , the collab is a lot smaller than putting 30 hlg-size things in one fla
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on May 27, 2008 07:39 PM
Quote from: bugEDIT: fgfgfgfgf

i disagree
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wolf on May 28, 2008 07:21 AM
hey can i get an extension on my part its gonna be a little late
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on May 28, 2008 01:14 PM
you're already a little late, this project finished up days ago. unless the guy who put it together will allow it, but i doubt it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on May 28, 2008 03:13 PM
lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on May 28, 2008 07:41 PM
I'm on the inside. This was a funny post.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on May 29, 2008 01:13 AM
what is all this inside shit im confused
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 5, 2008 12:09 PM
i cant wait for the reactions.

i wonder how its gonna go score wise, not that i care but i can see it being downvoted quite low
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 5, 2008 12:09 PM
Quote from: buganyway keep your eyes peeeeeled

i tried to peel my eyes and look what happened
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scielo.br%2Fimg%2Frevistas%2Fabo%2Fv70n1%2F33f1.jpg&hash=ef5ec1b40c6b05334b688ed17bf45a85ac19ee4b)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 5, 2008 12:36 PM
I was gonna go with that old razorblade vs. chicks eye from like the 20's .gif but couldn't find it but yeh same principle
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: darkshadow8181 on June 5, 2008 01:43 PM
i wish i couldve done something for this. ohwell. any chance of me being able to do a last minute extra type of thing? or just w/e

cant wait to see it anyway
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 5, 2008 03:43 PM
Quote from: bugthis has to come out either today or tomorrow ill bet my butts on that. even though ive had this on my hands for days i was never antsy to submit it but now i just wanna get it over with haha

anyway keep your eyes peeeeeled
Please wait for the official collab to release before releasing this one. The official one will probably release fairly soon.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 5, 2008 03:48 PM
thats what he is waiting for
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 5, 2008 10:08 PM
god wac you dumb bitch
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 6, 2008 01:42 AM
>_>

<_<

I misread what he said.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 6, 2008 03:25 AM
lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on June 6, 2008 04:24 AM
Im getting edgey, i hate waiting :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on June 6, 2008 04:26 AM
Bug is a very mean boy!

I hate this collab now
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 6, 2008 05:05 AM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyBug is a very mean boy!

I hate this collab now
quick tell me what he said before he edited it!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 6, 2008 06:27 AM
he said fuking gooks
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 6, 2008 08:46 PM
man them gooks build good railroads though
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 7, 2008 06:14 PM
Quote from: Squeefman them gooks build good railroads though
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on June 8, 2008 02:28 AM
Gooks eh.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 8, 2008 09:18 AM
dam someone tell utah to hurry his ass up
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 8, 2008 05:13 PM
i think they're waiting for the actual day the game is released
which is dumb because no one will be on newgrounds they'll all be at gamestop yelling at the employees for selling the copy they put on reserve 7 years ago
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 8, 2008 07:23 PM
ah i see so basically the point of their collab was to capitalize on an MGS4 frenzy like they did with transformers
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 9, 2008 04:27 AM
yes
and that day is apparently thursday if memory serves me
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 9, 2008 05:31 AM
thursday it is
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 9, 2008 07:31 AM
Quote from: rtilyes
and that day is apparently thursday if memory serves me
yeah if my copy is sold to some other fucker on thursday like they did with metal gear solid 3 i am going to be so fucking angry
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 9, 2008 08:14 AM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: rtilyes
and that day is apparently thursday if memory serves me
yeah if my copy is sold to some other fucker on thursday like they did with metal gear solid 3 i am going to be so fucking angry

Quote from: rtili think they're waiting for the actual day the game is released
which is dumb because no one will be on newgrounds they'll all be at gamestop yelling at the employees for selling the copy they put on reserve 7 years ago

lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 9, 2008 09:27 AM
this is why buying games on internet is better
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 9, 2008 07:04 PM
Quote from: Zekeythis is why ILLGALLY DOWNLOADING games on internet is better
Quote from: ZekeyILLGALLY DOWNLOADING
Quote from: Zekey[size=] ILLGALLY DOWNLOADING [/size]
Quote from: Zekey[size=] ILLGALLY DOWNLOADING [/size]
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 9, 2008 07:09 PM
illgally
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on June 9, 2008 07:09 PM
[size=]^[/size]

i was close dam u wps
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 9, 2008 07:11 PM
im quick!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 10, 2008 06:00 AM
Ye I'm a barrel of monkeys.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 11, 2008 04:18 AM
lets call utah and tell him to submit it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 11, 2008 07:58 PM
Quote from: Squeeflets call utah and tell him to submit it
he's submittin tomorrow anyways
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 11, 2008 10:24 PM
yay so it is tomorrow
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Fuzz on June 11, 2008 11:10 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! NO WAY!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 12, 2008 02:47 AM
ok i'm probably going to regret posting this but here's my extra idea for tomorrow

after the collab is posted, the people involved in the official one will no doubt make news posts about it soon after

well

i say wait until they all do it

and then we post ours en-masse, advertising the "official MGS collab" but post links to ours

i think there are enough of us with front page news post abilities to be able to do this

effectively bumping all their posts off the front page and putting ours on top

it'd be like icing on the cake
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on June 12, 2008 02:52 AM
sounds like a plan
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 12, 2008 03:02 AM
ill probably be asleep while all of this happens, stupid time zones :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on June 12, 2008 03:33 AM
I knew i forgot to make a journal this week for a reason
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 12, 2008 04:49 AM
Can't make frontpage posts );
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 12, 2008 05:13 AM
yeh i would help with that since it sounds really funny but i havent a single daily award in my collection of fine quality flash animations :(

probably still have enough other people thougghhh
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 12, 2008 05:56 AM
i already used up my one frontpage post for the week on my "great cartoons part x" thingy
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 12, 2008 08:07 AM
well zekey today is your lucky day cuz they delayed it again so you may just yet be able to post on that fateful day they actually submit it in 2012
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 12, 2008 09:44 PM
I have a bunch of awards, like half my submissions have been front paged. But I can't fucking FP Post because Tom said I made a mean post about LifePoint1
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 12, 2008 11:03 PM
they should add 'being nice to lifepoint1 at all times' to the ng rules
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: naruto102 on June 12, 2008 11:07 PM
Quote from: rtilthey should add 'being nice to lifepoint1 at all times' to the ng rules
You'll be lucky if you get a high scoe if you submitted it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 13, 2008 01:10 AM
Somewhere in the rules it says you're not allowed to be meanspirited at all. Or so I'm told. It's not like I read the rules. Or knew there were any.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 13, 2008 02:15 AM
i used to write, "I'M GOING TO CUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" on the front page every week and tom never took shit away from me
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 13, 2008 02:18 AM
Quote from: Billy Monksi used to write, "I'M GOING TO CUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" on the front page every week and tom never took shit away from me


Yeah but I insulted a popular cartoon. You're only allowed to do that if you have your own popular cartoon!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 13, 2008 07:22 AM
life.. who?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 13, 2008 04:41 PM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: Billy Monksi used to write, "I'M GOING TO CUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" on the front page every week and tom never took shit away from me


Yeah but I insulted a popular cartoon. You're only allowed to do that if you have your own popular cartoon!
^sad truth. although squeakytoad has a rather big mouth, and i've never seen anything of his. although i do know he's one of those epic-collab-organizers. he must think he's important or something
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 13, 2008 07:32 PM
squeakyclownshoes
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 14, 2008 09:30 AM
squeaky is a bitch
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 14, 2008 04:41 PM
squaeky

he stole my patented "sq" at the beginning of your name

him and squeezy both

i swear to fucking g
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on June 15, 2008 12:15 PM
This is taking too long

And I want to make a flash

But I dont feel like doing any actual work

Suggestions?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 15, 2008 12:44 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyThis is taking too long

And I want to make a flash

But I dont feel like doing any actual work

Suggestions?


Do it like Tomorrows-Nobody, hire people to animate your stuff!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on June 16, 2008 05:59 AM
You gotta keep your cool.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 16, 2008 08:00 AM
Quote from: bugim getting pretty tired of waiting should i just submit it
i think we're all pretty damn tired of waiting

judging from the quality of the best ones, it'll definitely get on the front page and will probably grab a huge portion of the audience thats waiting for the official one to come out. i dunno though ask the people who contributed to it what they think
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 16, 2008 08:48 AM
well
if we submit it before the actual collab
everyone would forget about this collab as soon as the actual collab gets released

but yeh, utah or stamper or whoever the fuck is in charge should hurry the fuck up
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 16, 2008 11:28 AM
I think it's stupid how the official one with be in two parts. :/
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 16, 2008 11:29 AM
Quote from: wpswell
if we submit it before the actual collab
everyone would forget about this collab as soon as the actual collab gets released

but yeh, utah or stamper or whoever the fuck is in charge should hurry the fuck up


Yeah, sadly. But waiting is pretty lame, too.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 16, 2008 12:55 PM
waiting is incredibly lame ):
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on June 16, 2008 02:43 PM
We could always pull a "Super Mario Bros Z ep X" and rake in the views from people who want to wtahc the official collab.

But it probably be downvoted

Reviews for it might be pretty funny though!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 16, 2008 03:02 PM
I'd prefer to wait, but I really don't care what happens, so yeh.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 16, 2008 06:43 PM
i think if we submit it before the actual collab we will regret it
half the fun is going to be crashing the party the same day
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 16, 2008 07:27 PM
but utah and stamper are obviously taking forever because the collab is utter shit. they're probably going to spend a month making their parts

maybe we should make look-alike user aliases for utah and stamper and try to pass ours off as the official one.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 16, 2008 07:29 PM
that will work for about 2 minutes.

the only reason we're impatient is because we thought this was going to happen a lot sooner. to eveyrone else on newgrounds, they have no clue what we're up to, and they will be surprised no matter what day it comes out.

i say stick with the original plan
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 16, 2008 07:31 PM
yeh i agree with rtil on this
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 16, 2008 10:19 PM
ok but let's try to submit it really quick after the first part of their "mega-collab" and pass it off as the 2nd part.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 16, 2008 10:25 PM
^
that would be great but i dont know if that would be possible
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 16, 2008 11:13 PM
i'm just afraid of one of tom's upstart staff members deleting it/doing something extremely gay if we try and mess with them too much
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 16, 2008 11:16 PM
Quote from: rtili'm just afraid of one of tom's upstart staff members deleting it/doing something extremely gay if we try and mess with them too much


it's happened before.
i say we have a small contingent of alts at the ready for resubmission if such a thing transgresses.

also

















Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 16, 2008 11:30 PM
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: rtili'm just afraid of one of tom's upstart staff members deleting it/doing something extremely gay if we try and mess with them too much


it's happened before.
i say we have a small contingent of alts at the ready for resubmission if such a thing transgresses.

also


















i fear no man
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 16, 2008 11:41 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: rtili'm just afraid of one of tom's upstart staff members deleting it/doing something extremely gay if we try and mess with them too much


it's happened before.
i say we have a small contingent of alts at the ready for resubmission if such a thing transgresses.

also


















i fear no man
purse
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on June 17, 2008 02:27 AM
when

the fuck
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on June 17, 2008 04:29 AM
i say wait yeah
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Thor on June 17, 2008 04:45 AM
Quote from: Billy Monksok but let's try to submit it really quick after the first part of their "mega-collab" and pass it off as the 2nd part.

^^^^^^ This. Do this.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 17, 2008 06:44 AM
as long as we're waiting i'm happy
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 17, 2008 07:08 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: rtili'm just afraid of one of tom's upstart staff members deleting it/doing something extremely gay if we try and mess with them too much


it's happened before.
i say we have a small contingent of alts at the ready for resubmission if such a thing transgresses.

also


















i fear no man
purse
lmao

Quote from: rtilas long as we're waiting i'm happy
i predict when the movie comes out many millions more will submit their lives to the world of flash and our generation will further drive itself to extinction

looks like a cool movie though! but i'd never watch it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 17, 2008 07:18 AM
Quote from: bugHERES THE PROBLEM... TOO MANY TOASTERS!
i don't get it :(
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 17, 2008 07:22 AM
all toasters toast toast
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 17, 2008 08:00 AM
less toasters
more vaginas
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 17, 2008 10:13 AM
Quote from: wpsless toasters
more vaginas
same thing if ur
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on June 17, 2008 03:04 PM
Quote from: bugHERES THE PROBLEM... TOO MANY TOASTERS!
i love that scene

why the hell would anyone have that many toasters plugged in

and when he unplugs them, toast comes out

its great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 17, 2008 11:24 PM
i think the real reason they decided out of the blue to split it up into two parts was because mindchamber was all like "hey those fuckers at rtils forums are making a fucking mgs movie to mocki uss those assholes" and then yea they decided to split it up and make everyone wait and shit to try and throw uss off our game.


we could also make a 2nd part to our collab but make it really shitty or something just a thoughT!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on June 18, 2008 12:17 AM
i believe that could happen
or it probably happened like a month ago!!!!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 18, 2008 07:43 AM
goddamnit if we knew about this we could've made more shit

infact

we could've had 3 fuckn mgs collabs
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on June 18, 2008 09:17 AM
I thought it was established like 10 pages ago we were submitting all the rejected parts as a second collab?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 18, 2008 09:23 AM
WE NEED TO MAKE 20 FUCKING MGS COLLABS!
QUICK
LY
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 18, 2008 11:29 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanI thought it was established like 10 pages ago we were submitting all the rejected parts as a second collab?

Nobody sent me the rejected parts. Let me make a topic.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 18, 2008 03:47 PM
i have a feeling the guys are working up something that is gonna mock our collab somehow
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 18, 2008 06:04 PM
who knows but that would be gay

maybe tba should be less open to da public so this collab would've been a big suprise!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on June 18, 2008 06:08 PM
who give a fck
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 18, 2008 09:08 PM
Heyheyhey Since when was the hamburger one rejected?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 18, 2008 09:20 PM
Quote from: Blordowi have a feeling the guys are working up something that is gonna mock our collab somehow
if they did that would be pretty damn gay

more likely, they're just adding flashy effects and sprucing up the graphics a bit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 18, 2008 09:29 PM
i wouldnt be surprised if they already forgot about our gay lil collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 18, 2008 10:02 PM
Quote from: MRatHeyheyhey Since when was the hamburger one rejected?


Ever since bug made the list with the rejected parts.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on June 18, 2008 10:03 PM
hamburger one was great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 18, 2008 10:27 PM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: MRatHeyheyhey Since when was the hamburger one rejected?


Ever since bug made the list with the rejected parts.

I don't remember it being on there!!



THANKS KIAN YOU'RE DA BEST
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 18, 2008 11:04 PM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: MRatHeyheyhey Since when was the hamburger one rejected?


Ever since bug made the list with the rejected parts.

I don't remember it being on there!!



THANKS KIAN YOU'RE DA BEST


I just copied and pasted the list I found, lmao.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 19, 2008 06:34 AM
psi you still have my rejected part with sneaky snake i think
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 19, 2008 12:03 PM
Quote from: Zekeypsi you still have my rejected part with sneaky snake i think


Don't think you ever sent it to me, actually.. or did you? I'm on my laptop right now, can't check.

Either way, the rejected collab is scrapped cause Armon's nice parts won't be in it (he doesn't want them in there), blordow's part won't be in there for the same reason and it sounded like mrat wasn't too happy about his part being in it either. That'd make a total of what, 2 parts + some extra parts I'd make and wps offered to make. Not enough and people were being gay about it, so I scrapped the idea.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on June 19, 2008 07:47 PM
Quote from: Blordowi have a feeling the guys are working up something that is gonna mock our collab somehow

i was told they are going to do something thats "funny"

i dont know what that could entail but i think you're probably right blordowww
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on June 19, 2008 08:39 PM
we need to make a counter counter counter collab then
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 19, 2008 08:42 PM
Hamburger can be in the rejected collab!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 19, 2008 11:29 PM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: Zekeypsi you still have my rejected part with sneaky snake i think


Don't think you ever sent it to me, actually.. or did you? I'm on my laptop right now, can't check.

Either way, the rejected collab is scrapped cause Armon's nice parts won't be in it (he doesn't want them in there), blordow's part won't be in there for the same reason and it sounded like mrat wasn't too happy about his part being in it either. That'd make a total of what, 2 parts + some extra parts I'd make and wps offered to make. Not enough and people were being gay about it, so I scrapped the idea.
dont scrap it just yet man just cuz a few guys are acting gay

its pointless to have all that work go down the drain who gives a shit what armon says
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 20, 2008 02:02 AM
all this waiting around better be worth it  
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 20, 2008 07:54 AM
the most important thing is that blordow's clown part is in it
in fact
we might as well dump all da parts except for dat part
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 21, 2008 10:34 PM
Quote from: wpsthe most important thing is that blordow's clown part is in it
in fact
we might as well dump all da parts except for dat part
i'm changing it so it's just the clown part

fuck all the other entries
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 22, 2008 07:40 AM
The Waiting For The Metal Gear Collab to be Submitted So We Can Submit Our Alternative Collab Collab


also  thanks to this delay we can all do that news post thing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 22, 2008 09:26 AM
i cant
because im a precious lil unicorn
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 22, 2008 06:50 PM
lets make thatg counter counter fcounter collab but what we do is this

really shitty partsw

and we shit all over them

for being shitty fags






















wow
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on June 22, 2008 07:28 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frumblo.com%2Fcc%2Fcomics%2Fcc-metalgearsolid.gif&hash=6ca2b989f13d84e1ea76e33992e29334f598fcdd)
I wish  this could somehow be included in the collab, but I did not make it nor is it an animation ):
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on June 22, 2008 08:23 PM
lmao at that comic.
Yeah he has a ton of websites.
Main one's:
http://comicswithoutviolence.com/ (http://comicswithoutviolence.com/)

there in at the top will be a button that says rumblo. Thats basically a link to all the other sites he has.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 24, 2008 10:46 AM
fuck dat kid with the gun
that joke is motherfucking great!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 24, 2008 02:40 PM
aaaahahahaha
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 24, 2008 07:48 PM
Lawl.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: retrosmash on June 24, 2008 10:23 PM
hahaahah oh god bug
that second one is excellent!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on June 25, 2008 02:31 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomicswithoutviolence.com%2Fcomics%2F20030906.jpg&hash=be65470ef59c771d7456e1fb4e024ba9627e794a)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 25, 2008 05:29 AM
um, ewwwww !!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: adamant on June 25, 2008 05:36 AM
i think the weirder part to that is that he's probably outside of mario's underwear
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 25, 2008 06:41 AM
italians dont wear underwear, you silly duck
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 25, 2008 10:31 AM
one of the only comics to make me laugh
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpbfcomics.com%2Farchive_b%2FPBF211-Atlantis.jpg&hash=4b85e0a754110853489409cc9e200ba43f2788c8)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 25, 2008 10:32 AM
the perry bible fellowship is great
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 25, 2008 03:05 PM
these comics halfway mirror the sad reality of people who's lives revolve around video games
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 25, 2008 04:10 PM
Quote from: bugno its not
yes it is
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on June 25, 2008 04:13 PM
That comic kinda reminds me of a guy I know who plays too much MMORPG and sort of lost grip to reality. Scary shit.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 25, 2008 04:32 PM
also, we get the whole "videogame jokes suck" shit by now
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 25, 2008 06:25 PM
should we only make jokes about jews now instead?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 25, 2008 07:20 PM
now yes that would be great!

this thread is now about jew jokes
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on June 25, 2008 07:27 PM
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 25, 2008 07:42 PM
Da kykes have da Gaza
how do we get them off da gaza u ask?

lure them with a big truck full of bagels
and drive it off a cliff
bam
no mor zionism
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 25, 2008 11:28 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg73.imageshack.us%2Fimg73%2F2706%2Fpbf187waytoomuchen2.jpg&hash=e8fec641e510b35082e305b1768a0b0740bf207a)

I <3 The Perry Bible Fellowship.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 25, 2008 11:52 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg73.imageshack.us%2Fimg73%2F2706%2Fpbf187waytoomuchen2.jpg&hash=e8fec641e510b35082e305b1768a0b0740bf207a)

I <3 The Perry Bible Fellowship.

Faggot there was no mention of jews in that. Some detective work helped me figure out why they want money that badly though...


Becuase they're people..



YOU THOUGHT I WAS GUNNA SAY DERE JEWZ!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 26, 2008 04:52 AM
i feel like the hype for both collabs has already been diminished by the delay

who knows what the fuck theyre doing. adding detail maybe?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 26, 2008 05:01 AM
nah theres still heaps of faggots counting down the days on the ng bbs topic about it. so the hype is still there in that sense.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on June 26, 2008 05:14 AM
stamper cant make the flash file work. too big. just keeps crashing. wont export
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 26, 2008 08:45 AM
fleclty
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 26, 2008 05:00 PM
"we'll be writing for kotaku before you know it" lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on June 26, 2008 06:12 PM
Okami is a very nice game even if it uses a lot of zelda formulas

And that comic is pretty nice!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 26, 2008 07:56 PM
Lawl. That comic is awesome.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 27, 2008 01:56 AM
Quote from: wpsthe perry bible fellowship is great
yes
Quote from: rtilthese comics halfway mirror the sad reality of people who's lives revolve around video games
fuck you
Quote from: W.A.C.Lawl. That comic is awesome.
fuck you
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 27, 2008 03:13 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eegra.com%2Fcomics%2F2007%2F10%2F8.jpg&hash=366082d9e8a9b1a79dab0fe3042e76fda1169a21)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: trent bortknob on June 27, 2008 03:41 AM
Quote from: bugwhy cant they just make 4 collabs or something

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg359.imageshack.us%2Fimg359%2F3964%2F99498627fg1.jpg&hash=9751f7f65ca41552ee9ea2fcec6f4b5f4a498ef5)
i would have thought it was funny if it hadnt said "you won the internet"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 27, 2008 05:14 AM
sensitive ass
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 27, 2008 05:31 AM
my live revolves around defeating people who make video game jokes while PEOPLE DIE AT WARS EVERY FUCKN SECOND I MEAN WHO GIVES A FUCKN SHIT

Sean Joystick's family died and all we can think about is this horseshit man
that guy needs our support ):
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 27, 2008 10:41 AM
uh
i can't do shit about people dying in wars
so i animate biting satire
because it's what i like to do
???????????
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 27, 2008 12:16 PM
stfuck up bitch
you could atleast send sean a cake or something!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on June 27, 2008 02:20 PM
hi guys i'm back
love the comics  
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on June 27, 2008 03:25 PM
wb
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on June 27, 2008 09:53 PM
Quote from: bugwhy cant they just make 4 collabs or something

they probably lost all the flas because the file got too big and now can't open the fla without flash crashing.

sort of like what i did when i had to open the fla on a crysis rig
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: adamant on June 28, 2008 02:24 AM
wait is sean really in the forces
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 28, 2008 02:36 AM
Quote from: wpsSean Joystick's family died and all we can think about is this horseshit man
that guy needs our support ):
lmfaooo seanjoystick aka newshape
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on June 28, 2008 02:48 AM
They finally released it guys. I'm watching it now.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/446419 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/446419)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on June 28, 2008 04:26 AM
fuck k0ma
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on June 28, 2008 07:32 AM
Lawl.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on June 28, 2008 08:48 AM
k0ma's pretty cool
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 28, 2008 12:14 PM
k0ma's turd of the week about his kitten still makes me guffaw loudly each time i watch it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on June 28, 2008 03:22 PM
Damn, I missed it.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on June 30, 2008 01:58 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg170.imageshack.us%2Fimg170%2F1429%2Fbanjorp3.jpg&hash=dbbeb382f33b65344cc28528f2997102d2356732)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on June 30, 2008 03:14 PM
That ending is great.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on June 30, 2008 07:02 PM
EL MANPURSE strikes a fatal blow after a day of hard thinking
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on June 30, 2008 07:04 PM
"Hhahaha So edgy and angsty"

EL MANPURSE:
Now with angst.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Crabarms on June 30, 2008 08:40 PM
Well least its there and not here.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on June 30, 2008 08:47 PM
angst is a German word
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on July 1, 2008 01:17 AM
That Banjo comic is awesome.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Philip K Dick on July 1, 2008 01:22 AM
NO ANGST IS AN AMERICAN WORD US AMERICANS INVENTED THE WORD ANGST JUST LIKE WE INVENTED GOOD OLD AMERICAN PIZZA AND APPLE PIE AND STADIUM FRANKS AND GRILLED BURGERS AND PAPPY CORN AND PEAS IN A POD AND ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC AND FUCK EUROPE
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 1, 2008 03:20 PM
Angst is German for fear, actually.
The same word is used in the Dutch language.
Perhaps there are some more Germanic languages that use the word "Angst" for fear, but I don't know exactly.

I believe some British/American/Australian retardhippy interpretated it as "extreme astral emotion teh" one day and now it means something really gay.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 1, 2008 05:19 PM
kind of like gesundheit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 1, 2008 05:44 PM
Well, gesundheit does mean "bless you".

It literally means "health".

Here in the Netherlands we say "gezondheid"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 1, 2008 06:22 PM
lmfao that comment from mindchamber is classic i dont think ive ever seen a lamer excuse for sarcasm

im also glad he doesnt visit here as often anymore! i think utah or stamper would be way easier to talk to than him

i dont even mind him being a troll its more the fact that he cant speak english worth a shit
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 1, 2008 06:42 PM
Quote from: wpsI believe some British/American/Australian retardhippy interpretated it as "extreme astral emotion teh" one day and now it means something really gay.


We got more than enough people like that in Germany, too. People who say "Public Viewing" and use all kinds of English words. I don't have anything against the English language but whenever I hear someone saying "awesome" even though they're German etc. I tell them to talk in their motherlanguage.

Besides "cool" and "nice" it pretty much bothers me for some reason.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 1, 2008 06:44 PM
watch him come back because you just said that

and wps yeah but when americans say it they don't even know what it means
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 1, 2008 06:51 PM
Quote from: rtilwatch him come back because you just said that

and wps yeah but when americans say it they don't even know what it means

Reminds me of something Christy told me a while ago. He said that he first knew that Gesundheit was German when he took German classes lmao.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 1, 2008 07:46 PM
Quote from: Psi43
Quote from: wpsI believe some British/American/Australian retardhippy interpretated it as "extreme astral emotion teh" one day and now it means something really gay.


We got more than enough people like that in Germany, too. People who say "Public Viewing" and use all kinds of English words. I don't have anything against the English language but whenever I hear someone saying "awesome" even though they're German etc. I tell them to talk in their motherlanguage.

Besides "cool" and "nice" it pretty much bothers me for some reason.

same here

Quote from: rtilwatch him come back because you just said that

and wps yeah but when americans say it they don't even know what it means

oh ok
i didnt know
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 2, 2008 11:24 PM
Technically for a long time angst was fear in English too, just over the years (like so many other words) citizens abused it and altered it's meaning entirely.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 2, 2008 11:30 PM
every time someone posts in here i think the collab came out
STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on July 3, 2008 12:13 AM
we havent even talked about the collab in like 10 pages i think

lMAO did U guys see bytesize on teh front page???@ HAHA bbq! totally.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 3, 2008 02:44 AM
Quote from: rtilevery time someone posts in here i think the collab came out
STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP
lmao same
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on July 3, 2008 03:53 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I think the deadline should be a little earlier. That way, the flash no matter what can be submitted the same day as the other collab without any trouble.
I wish I never suggested that. >_> I had no idea it would take this long for the collab to release.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 3, 2008 08:12 AM
Quote from: MRatTechnically for a long time angst was fear in English too, just over the years (like so many other words) citizens abused it and altered it's meaning entirely.

This is a very educational thread
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 3, 2008 10:00 AM
Quote from: Blordow
Quote from: rtilevery time someone posts in here i think the collab came out
STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP
lmao same
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Magmar on July 3, 2008 10:15 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.>_>

I AM NOT GOING TO MAGMORTAR THIS I AM SIMPLY GOING TO WALK AWAY
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 3, 2008 11:04 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: W.A.C.I think the deadline should be a little earlier. That way, the flash no matter what can be submitted the same day as the other collab without any trouble.
I wish I never suggested that. >_> I had no idea it would take this long for the collab to release.


cause i'm sure bug was TOTALLY about to do that just for you
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: mishkamash on July 3, 2008 11:54 AM
i'm losing patience they BETTER HURRY UP >:|
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 3, 2008 01:10 PM
Quote from: Magmortar
Quote from: W.A.C.>_>

I AM NOT GOING TO MAGMORTAR THIS I AM SIMPLY GOING TO WALK AWAY
roflmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 3, 2008 01:34 PM
The fact that were more prepared than the actual compilers of the official collab has not lost its irony on me. How can you be that fucking incompetent

Lets make a collab about that while were waiting.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 3, 2008 01:53 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyThe fact that were more prepared than the actual compilers of the official collab has not lost its irony on me. How can you be that fucking incompetent

Lets make a collab about that while were waiting.

let me join
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 3, 2008 02:56 PM
haha that's collab material let's do it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 4, 2008 09:30 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyThe fact that were more prepared than the actual compilers of the official collab has not lost its irony on me. How can you be that fucking incompetent
"We received something like 250 submissions, MOST of which we want to include! After much deliberation, we think we've got a solid gameplan - 2 mega-collabs - released simultaneously within the next few days, so keep your eyeballs peeled, your dicks wet, and your vaginas hard."

some solid gameplan there buddy. 250 submissions in two FLAs. no fuckin wonder he cant get the damn thing to export.'

we seriously need to contact them and make them get this shit over with. someone tell stamper or utah to ditch anything that isnt amazing and just release like 20 of the best parts
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: anigen on July 4, 2008 09:40 PM
there probably never was a collab

it was all just a big conspiracy and the joke's on us!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 4, 2008 09:57 PM
hey tom fulp we need more ram

oh shit we gave all our money to the nintendo collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 4, 2008 10:38 PM
Quote from: anibuttthere probably never was a collab

it was all just a big conspiracy and the joke's on us!

lmfao that would be

huge
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 5, 2008 03:24 AM
Quote from: Psi43
Quote from: anibuttthere probably never was a collab

it was all just a big conspiracy and the joke's on us!

lmfao that would be

huge


I'd actually be proud of them if that were the case.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 5, 2008 09:04 AM
yea

but we all know they're too gay to think of something that cool
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 5, 2008 05:07 PM
Quote from: rtilyea

but we all know they're too gay to think of something that cool

yeah this
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 5, 2008 06:48 PM
Quote from: rtilyea

but we all know they're too gay to think of something that cool

We should do something like that. Make a NG parody collab and try to get them to make a TBA parody collab and then we tell them we never made a collab.

that would be hilarious.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 5, 2008 08:09 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447506)


IT"S FUCKING OUT
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 08:40 PM
speech
speech
speech
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 5, 2008 09:07 PM
lmao

Already we got some golden reviews

"the animation was terrible throughout, and very rarely was it mildy funny

seriously, this is not the internet, it is a disgrace to a well loved game series
it was so bad i couldn't watch it all, HOW you got permission to host this as it is over the file size limit i will NEVER know, but i hope this 15.8 Mb of pure crap is removed from the servers of NG immediatly, Newgrounds DOES NOT need this!"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 09:14 PM
"I'm sorry."

by: PwnJobProducktion
date: 11 minutes ago
It was incredibly annoying in sounds, the graphics and drawings were not so good, and the voice acting was just the worst thing I'd ever seen, although I did think that a little of it was funny, so I guess a 3 for the laughs."

this man can see voices
admit it
thats pretty fucking impressive
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 5, 2008 09:22 PM
So far the people who have down reviewed the movie fall under 3 categories

New Users
13 year olds
Biggest fucking losers Ive ever seen

So basically I think we did our job
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 09:23 PM
lmao lovely collab and should do a marvelous job of pissin people off
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Hammi on July 5, 2008 09:23 PM
Lmfao good job folks. If i only bothered practicing on flash, i wouldve joined. Oh well, this collab is gold. 5'd.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 09:24 PM
every time i hear that "hero" song im gonna think of this dam thing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 09:39 PM
SSJ1SonGokou wins the award for most surprising review of all time based on the username
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 09:45 PM
^lmao
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 5, 2008 09:48 PM
I just watched the whole official collab just begging it to end the whole time

There was one good one that I liked

And 2 ok ones

The rest were just holy shit awful
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 10:06 PM
i just finished the official one too. some of them had really good artwork but shitty jokes that only nerdy fans of the game would understand. others had horrid tweeny anime shit and non existant jokes. others were so god awful they made me want to X out. and stamper's part was flat out hentai

some of the parts coulda been in our collab though. in fact i cant believe all the bitching about dick jokes in our reviews considering the official collab had way more dicks, potty humor, and sex than ours. overall it was better than i expected. i thought keirupted's part was the best
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 10:09 PM
im simply not gonna watch dat shit
i got my dignity
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on July 5, 2008 10:11 PM
I couldnt
sit through all of the official collab
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 5, 2008 10:11 PM
My favorite was hamiltoes

And the ones that had nice art had almost absolutely no content

Overall I found it pretty fuckin horrid
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 5, 2008 10:15 PM
you people sure are a fucking bunch of first class dickweeds
YOU KNOW IT SUCKS
WHY BOTHER WATCHING SOMETHING
THAT SUCKS?!!?

selfmutilating spandexnerds
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on July 5, 2008 10:18 PM
Ok so my part isn't in it, but you put me in the credits. The heck? wtf.

My name is even in the list of artists too.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:25 PM
Quote from: foodeetinsome of them had really good artwork but shitty jokes that only nerdy fans of the game would understand
fuck you the entire thing was supposed to appeal to fans of the game

people like myself WHO HAVE ACTUALLY PLAYED IT

im not saying it was great but they fucking achieved their goal didnt they

also if anything they should just dump all the ones with bad artwork because quite frankly i enjoyed the drawings more than i enjoyed the jokes

even though i got more or less every little reference

because i played the games

since i can afford a ps3 and mgs4

nigga

also if anything stamper made FUN of shitty hentai, the people who like shitty hentai and of course NAKED snake and PARAMEDIC

calling him a faggot

because he likes snakes

since mgs3's title was "snake eater" which could also mean "dick sucker" GET IT HA HA THAT SURE IS CLEVER but my point is you fucking dismissed it all even though none of you know what is going on

its a parody

you can make fun of them for doing parodies

but you cant say they did an awful job at it if you dont even know what they are parodying













prick
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 10:28 PM
Quote from: BizarreCubeI couldnt
sit through all of the official collab
it took a tremendous amount of willpower not to close it after kure-ewe's and kirbopher's

also shut up sin stop playin devil's advocate lmao i said it was better than i expected F U
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:30 PM
STFU I AM DEFENDING STAMPER HERE BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU HE CAN ACTUALLY DRAW

SURE HE IS A WASTE OF TALENT BUT ATLEAST HE **HAS** TALENT

ps

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbay01.imagebay.com%2F_upload%2Fimg%2F40%2Fmonthly.png&hash=ef874d7697a2fda806490facd843cc132130dd2d)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 5, 2008 10:30 PM
lmao

Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 10:30 PM
uh yeah stamper's part was well drawn i just didnt find it funny at all and it may have been a parody of hentai but i guarantee someones jackin off to it as we speak
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:31 PM
i didnt watch any of the things nominated for the monthly shit i just clicked on a bunch of shit

i even considered voting for that one thing by iwp because it was probably better than all the shitty fucking sprite movies
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 10:32 PM
Quote from: siniTron Bonnei didnt watch any of the things nominated for the monthly shit i just clicked on a bunch of shit

i even considered voting for that one thing by iwp because it was probably better than all the shitty fucking sprite movies
this is the worst month of voting since they introduced monthly voting

literally not one thing worth voting for. not ONE
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:34 PM
Quote from: foodeetinuh yeah stamper's part was well drawn i just didnt find it funny at all and it may have been a parody of hentai but i guarantee someones jackin off to it as we speak
it was actually a parody of the entire EAT SHIT 2 HEAL URSELF garbage in mgs3 where you would call paramedic to ask if stuff was good or not

treefrogs etc would taste like shit but he would LOVE THEM SNAKES and he would EAT THEM SNAKES and EATING SNAKES could mean SUCKING DICK so NAKED SNAKE aka BIG BOSS is IN FACT gay

ITS ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE BIG BOSS DIDNT ACTUALLY HAVE KIDS THEY JUST SHOVED HIS SPERM INTO EVA AND THEN SHE GAVE BIRTH TO SOLID AND LIQUID AND SHE ADOPTED THE NAME BIG MAMA BECAUSE HIDEO IS A FUCKIN FAG AND I HOPE HE DIES FROM ASSCANCER
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 5, 2008 10:35 PM
mgs has a really weird ass storyline doesnt it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 5, 2008 10:35 PM
I AM THE ONE TRUE MGS FAN ALL YA'LL NIGGAS CAN EAT MY SNAKE (LOL GET IT???????????)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Anonymous on July 5, 2008 10:52 PM
yes u r
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 5, 2008 11:20 PM
Quote from: foodeetin
Quote from: siniTron Bonnei didnt watch any of the things nominated for the monthly shit i just clicked on a bunch of shit

i even considered voting for that one thing by iwp because it was probably better than all the shitty fucking sprite movies
this is the worst month of voting since they introduced monthly voting

literally not one thing worth voting for. not ONE

watch that crows thing it's pretty dam well made. The timing is off sometimes but the animation is still great.

so it makes one thing worth voting for!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 6, 2008 12:00 AM
ive watched other episodes in that crow series, not my thing
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 6, 2008 12:26 AM
oh monthly voting eh

pass
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 6, 2008 12:51 AM
Quote from: foodeetinive watched other episodes in that crow series, not my thing

I know the story sucks ass, I don't like it either but the animation in the new episode is pretty dam good.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 6, 2008 02:58 AM
when are we submitting our collab? after they put the 2nd one up or what?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 6, 2008 03:05 AM
blordow you silly bean it's already out http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447514 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447514)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 6, 2008 03:20 AM
"reviewing......."
by: illtype
date: 1 hour ago

I wotched other METEL COLLAB and it woz rubbish!!!!
Then i wotched thiz and it woz gud!!!1
But then i saw Spac Lizerd help mayd it and i sed "NO!"
But then i saw RTIL help mayd it and i sed "YES!"
And WALDO!!!!1
And DOCTOR!!!!! He mayk gud schncheider movie!!!
But i dont no the others- sorry guys!!!!
I was going 2 tayk off point bcos Spac Lizerd banned me from his payge but then i am just lowing myself to his standard! And i am better than that1!!!

So i giv 10 STARS 2 U all!!!!!! Even Lizerd.

But i did not lyke wen U mayd a gay in it!!!!!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on July 6, 2008 03:28 AM
watching the official collab without sound makes it decent
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 6, 2008 03:34 AM
Quote from: Psi43
Quote from: foodeetinive watched other episodes in that crow series, not my thing

I know the story sucks ass, I don't like it either but the animation in the new episode is pretty dam good.


I'd say in the grand scheme Crows Life had average animation at best. The body language made no sense, and characters just kept moving for the sake of moving with no purpose of emphasis.


The training part was good though.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 6, 2008 03:36 AM
Quote from: kianwatching the official collab without sound makes it decent
true
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 6, 2008 06:21 AM
NANOMACHINES


that is all
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on July 6, 2008 06:46 AM
The officially colab had like 50 shorts and I think only around four of them were decent. Unimpressive. Also, it's absolute bullshit that Metal Gear Funnies only has a 3.38 / 5.00 while the official one has some omfg amazing score.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 6, 2008 07:18 AM
^yeh
im already pretty glad if something i make is above a 3!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 6, 2008 08:30 AM
Quote^yeh
im already pretty glad if something i make is above a 3!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Fuzz on July 6, 2008 11:15 AM
people are just getting to critical on NewGrounds. Not everything is "SO FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!1!!!!1" anymore. I liked it tho. Good job guys.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 6, 2008 11:46 AM
we should all do a proper decent collab sometime


or maybe im gay
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 11:47 AM
It's a good thought but it's never going to happen around here.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 6, 2008 11:57 AM
Hey I got an idea for a collab

We do a gay thread were each one of us comes up with a part of a story

Intro
plot
climax
resolution etc

So for example someone like F0d would make an intro for this story and stop. Then the next person would connect the F0d's intro story to his own part but develop it into something completely diffrent or whatever they want. And just keep doin that until the ending. We'd divide it up into as many parts as people signed up for. After the story is done, each person can sign up for whatever part they wish to animate.

Also F0d is going to be the guy who compiles it all after were done on his wonderful computer

How bout dat?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 6, 2008 12:26 PM
I really like cdm's idea.
Bug's idea would build out the tba image more but who cares.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 12:28 PM
i tried cdm's idea at the mindchamber forums

it didnt work
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 6, 2008 12:37 PM
Ye but Mindchamber's forums prolly attract a whole new type of person

I think were capable of pullin somethin like this off

I dont know when we'd do it though cause I think most of us are not in a collab mood right now since we jus did MGF
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 12:42 PM
if you want to do collab shit then do one of the last jn2 parts
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 6, 2008 12:43 PM
lets


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(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnydog.net%2Fimages%2Fbig-nose.jpg&hash=aa80b4f0c20cfa57f647471cee46afd25656eaa9)
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 6, 2008 01:07 PM
we could also make a collab where we are basically making fun of all the overrated artist in a satire way that is.

For example, just search out some gay simpsons song, animate eddsworld dancing to it and just slap "eddsworld" in the bottom right of the corner. We do that with several of artists and people will actually think that the artists contributed.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sinitron on July 6, 2008 01:10 PM
give credit where credit isn't due
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Fuzz on July 6, 2008 08:16 PM
I wanna do something.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 6, 2008 08:59 PM
Ok here's what we do. We all go on skype, and just talk and save the converstation. Then well all just animated a whole bunch of it, and then make [size=]Bug[/size] put it all together as a completed piece!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 6, 2008 09:00 PM
i got a better idea

lets all contribute to a huge videogame flash with tons of parts all parodying a bunch of games NG faggots like. then we'll timebomb it to something much nicer

like spore sex
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 6, 2008 09:00 PM
Too predictable! We need to have a varying public image guys!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 12:33 AM
hmm actually

anyone interested in doing some sort of anijam?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on July 7, 2008 12:34 AM
whats an anijam
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on July 7, 2008 01:11 AM
yeah what is it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 01:45 AM
lmfao kian your sig

my birdy flew away :(

anyways an anijam is basically a music video where each artist draws one frame of artwork which is the first frame of their movie then sends it to the artist whose part is before theirs. the goal is to animate from your first frame to the first frame of the guy after you. if we did this is the most experimental way possible with some insane song by armon or something, it could make for something pretty entertaining
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on July 7, 2008 01:54 AM
The flash has hit front page and the fun has officially begun  
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 01:57 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanThe flash has hit front page and the fun has officially begun  
^this

post all the worst reviews here

"FAIL"
by: Link-3
date: 21 minutes ago

Full of Fail and AIDS

the only readon Im giving this a 2 is because of the goat licking pussy and the milk story everyone else GTFO the internet. You fail at any form of humor
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on July 7, 2008 02:21 AM
wasnt it a tapir??
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on July 7, 2008 02:35 AM
Quote from: foodeetinlmfao kian your sig

my birdy flew away :(

anyways an anijam is basically a music video where each artist draws one frame of artwork which is the first frame of their movie then sends it to the artist whose part is before theirs. the goal is to animate from your first frame to the first frame of the guy after you. if we did this is the most experimental way possible with some insane song by armon or something, it could make for something pretty entertaining
that sounds fun
ill do it
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on July 7, 2008 02:40 AM
I find it funny that all the abusive reviews stayed on the collab while when somebody criticize a popular work it gets deleted in an instant.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on July 7, 2008 02:48 AM
Id try out the anijam
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 7, 2008 02:51 AM
i cant tell if the description on the frontpage is sarcastic or not ha

still glad we made frontpage though
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on July 7, 2008 02:52 AM
2.82 / 5.00? :| NG's community is so fucking retarded but we all know that. Even though there was only a few flashes on the collab I found funny, at least I found most of the shorts to be amusing where as with the official collab, most of the shorts are just flat out horrible.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on July 7, 2008 03:03 AM
"Well, I watched the whole thing"
by: Newgrundling
date: 39 minutes ago

Not sure why, since I knew it would be garbage since rtil and Zerkey were on it. I've never played the Metal Gear games, but the flashes this compilation are parodying were well-made by talented people for others' entertainment, whereas this is just the result of frustrated animators who can only get attention through notoriety. We get it, you're angry that other people got popular making people laugh, whereas you're completely incapable, and this wanna-be steaming piece is the best you can do. As a final note, I loved that one of the clips took a pot shot at dick jokes, when that's all you no-talent assclowns have ever been capable of grinding out of your bootleg flash programs.

On a technical level, whoever organized the clips made no effort to unify the sound levels; no big surprise considering who is on this. Maybe I'm satisfying your weird desire for people to go "NU-UH MGS IS AWESOME" but I really could care less, I just thought this flash was boring and a testament of your combined ineptitudes, as you took all the flaws you perceived from other flashes and put it into one compilation of failures, it's mediocrity was guaranteed."

Ha ha ha. I can't believe he took the time to write that.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: bcube on July 7, 2008 03:06 AM
"but the flashes this compilation are parodying were well-made by [size=]talented people[/size] for others' entertainment, whereas this is just the result of frustrated animators who can only get attention through notoriety."

what.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 7, 2008 03:06 AM
"The 1 star is for the effort...
1- A 6 year old lil'guy would make better jokes than that.
2- A 2 years old lil'baby would make better animations than that.
3-And, finally, a 110 years old dude would'nt laugh at one of these jokes.
Seriously, before making a video, prepare G00D STUFF!

-Newgroundzz."
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Sonni on July 7, 2008 03:09 AM
The review that I picked up was from a mod too.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 7, 2008 03:10 AM
Theres just so many I dont know if I can keep up!

""Yeah ouch this is horrible."
by: e-manthedragonchamp
date: 12 minutes ago
This movie is horrible. All this is are the rejects from the original Metal Gear Collab that stamper started. ANd now I can see why they did this. Most of these and dick jokes at least the dick jokes on the MGS COllab were kinda funny these were horrible in taste. The only good one was the last one and that was medoicare at best. So really if your sore about not getting in the original MGS collab please for the love of god think before you take the worst shorts and ball them together before you unleash this multi-headed movie onto the serves of Newgrounds
"
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on July 7, 2008 03:41 AM
It dropped from 3.39 to 2.64 in less then an hour after hitting front page. Thats got to be some kind of record.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 04:39 AM
ahahahahahaha newgrundling

im astonished hes still around, hes one of the original BBS mod faggots along with ozcar. at one point he was actually an SS member, i dont know how that happened exactly. but he turned on us and ended up getting tricked into clickin minigirls by sevenstar. he was so butthurt, he ratted 7 out to wade and got his account deleted. now he hasnt shown his face on the site for a few years and comes back just to post that garbage review which is abusive in every way and yet marked helpful?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 05:09 AM
also blam this because half of the stuff HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MGS how u got on the front page astounds me
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 05:59 AM
"STUPID"
by: cmbv2005
watched half... got bored/pissed/felt ripped off and turned the bitch off
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 7, 2008 06:16 AM
flag flag flaggin reviews
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 7, 2008 06:21 AM
lmao the reviews are exactly what i expected. typical dumb cock sucking mgs ng collab fanboy douches. also 2.34 i wonder if we'll drop into the 1.00 mark?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 06:40 AM
Quote from: Blordowlmao the reviews are exactly what i expected. typical dumb cock sucking mgs ng collab fanboy douches. also 2.34 i wonder if we'll drop into the 1.00 mark?
yeh at this rate itll be 1.8 by morning

people really dont like it when the jokes on them and not some stupid videogame character
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 7, 2008 09:58 AM
Quote from: foodeetin"FAIL"
by: Link-3
date: 21 minutes ago

Full of Fail and AIDS

the only readon Im giving this a 2 is because of the goat licking pussy and the milk story everyone else GTFO the internet. You fail at any form of humor

you herd da man
my parts are da only ones dat dont fail

magmortared bitchs
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: wps on July 7, 2008 10:15 AM
we should make a collab about all da shitty reviews we're gettin
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on July 7, 2008 10:33 AM
damn is it just me or does this movie kick ass?

im watchen it again and lmfao i laughin
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 7, 2008 10:46 AM
i love it
and sure does say a lot about what we were trying to prove
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 7, 2008 12:18 PM
Quote from: rtili love it
and sure does say a lot about what we were trying to prove
yeah


i think a nice idea would be that no one can vote or review on a movie unless they've gotten frontpage or an award before like they do with frontpage posts. atleast it would shut the fuckin retards who have no idea about flash and creativity up a bit.

i dunno, i just think faggots that just review 0 and don't have a brain when reviewing dont deserve a say at all.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 01:12 PM
2.09
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: CoolDrMoney on July 7, 2008 02:41 PM
Quotei dunno, i just think faggots that just review 0 and don't have a brain when reviewing dont deserve a say at all.

But I think these guys are the whole reason the collab even exists in the first place!
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: rtil on July 7, 2008 02:48 PM
this is one of the best ones so far as it flew WAY over his head

Quote0/10
"i just don“t get it"
by: Alex-Eagleheart
date: 10 minutes ago

metal gear solid is suposed to be cool, and its parodies are supposed to be fun, but this shit, just have nothing to do with metal gear at all, the only good one is one almost in the end, where snakes fights satan or something like that, but besides that one, is just like watching a lame version of ren and stimpy, sorry guys, but if you want a good one, go check metal gear crisis or etal gear awesome


bahaha i'm literally in tears right now
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on July 7, 2008 03:38 PM
well at least he did watch it all the way through I guess
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: MRat on July 7, 2008 03:54 PM
Quote from: rtilwhere snakes fights satan or something like that,



LMFAO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on July 7, 2008 05:30 PM
I love these reviews.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: KingDavid on July 7, 2008 06:16 PM
lmfao guys, i find it funny how some of u care about the score tho - i thought u guys were jsut making a point for the fucking sake of it. animation could b top notch like rtil's and CDM, WPS, etc.. and u r still gonna get a shit mark for the content. I thought the content was fckin sweet but obviously NG wont. Nice try tho guys, and real nice collab nice work everyone , like tht reviewer said ppl this is gonna fly over NG's head bcuz when they see MG they obviously are judging it as a parody cartoon and from that perspective it doesn't look good, but from the perspective of a parody of a parody its awesome sort of speak

real nice everyone
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: psi43 on July 7, 2008 07:37 PM
episode of ren and stimpy? He must've really liked the collab.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: texas on July 7, 2008 07:45 PM
danny you must make a topic for a backalleys anijam
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 07:50 PM
Quote from: KingDavidlmfao guys, i find it funny how some of u care about the score tho
its not so much "care about" as it is "hahaha look how much we're pissing everyone off"

Quote from: kiandanny you must make a topic for a backalleys anijam
will do
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Gerkinman on July 7, 2008 10:16 PM
Quoteyeh at this rate itll be 1.8 by morning

Give that man a medal. He was right.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 7, 2008 10:29 PM
Quote from: Gerkinman
Quoteyeh at this rate itll be 1.8 by morning

Give that man a medal. He was right.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 8, 2008 12:24 AM
"sigh at this"
by: Dragunai
date: 1 minute ago

You clearly ripped off Egoraptors Metal gear awesome 2 with the "thanks Stoops" bit, I hope he cuts your throat with a jagged broken bottle.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 8, 2008 03:44 AM
How do you get Turd of the week or underdog? Are we eligible for any of these?
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: f0d on July 8, 2008 04:46 AM
Quote from: BlordowHow do you get Turd of the week or underdog? Are we eligible for any of these?
we're eligible for totw for sure but it may be hard to vote it any lower as the number of votes increases. also by the time a review mod gets to all the abusive reviews, we'll may get underdog too
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: W.A.C. on July 8, 2008 04:46 AM
To get Turd of the Week, the flash needs to be the lowest scoring flash of the week. To get Underdog, there has to be a big gap between the official score for the flash and the review score. This flash has no chance of getting Underdog but if enough people vote zero on Metal Gear funnies, it can get Turd of the Week.

Edit-

I doubt they're not going to clean up the reviews in time to make a huge impact.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: billy on July 8, 2008 05:53 AM
Quote from: foodeetin"sigh at this"
by: Dragunai
date: 1 minute ago

You clearly ripped off Egoraptors Metal gear awesome 2 with the "thanks Stoops" bit, I hope he cuts your throat with a jagged broken bottle.
:-<
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on July 8, 2008 06:56 AM
big fat f
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on July 8, 2008 09:46 AM
From: omegared
Sent: 07/07/08 14:46
Subject: MGF


I vote 5 for Metal Gear funnies everyday.

I think it is funny, all be it really crude and senseless at times. "LOOK AT MY DICK!"

LOL I'm surprised it made front page, even though I was rooting for it. Something struck me jkinda funny after it hit the front page it's rating which was at about 3.80ish went way down and is now at like 1.80ish.

Anyway I think you are funny and have some good ideas.

Keep it up man.
RB

This thanks is extended to all those who helped you in the collab.
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: Blordow on July 8, 2008 12:04 PM
lmao i got the same pm
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on July 8, 2008 12:13 PM
yea I kinda figured he would pm everyone coed on it

shit what if he goes into tha "what?" and pms everyone through that
Title: TheBackAlleys Alternate MetalGear Collab
Post by: sQueef on July 8, 2008 12:20 PM
WHAT IF?????????

the wolrd gona collsprs

colla[se

FUCK iIT I GIVE UP TYPING