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Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: bug on March 31, 2008 07:58 AM
gee guyz how do i makes preloader???
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on March 31, 2008 08:17 AM
we all could send dumbass shit in and it would probably get accepted. zekey looks like hes makin something too

it just pains me to see this stuff right now. the staff seem to be pretty desperate for new viewers, and since the most popular new movie on the site is metal gear awesome they just figured "hey lets cash in on the metal gear cash cow and bring in a bunch more shitty new members"
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Gerkinman on March 31, 2008 08:22 AM
Yeh, lets all make shit to send in =D

hell, ive never even played Metal Gear, but since when do video game parodies need jokes that have anything to do with the game?
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on March 31, 2008 08:31 AM
lmao do it
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Post by: Gerkinman on March 31, 2008 08:31 AM
Snake gets Anonymous on his intercom, omfg the epic lol would be truly epic!

Sounds like the kinda shit NG would love.
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 08:37 AM
ill show snake getting pwned using the shitty original metal gear sprites
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Post by: Gerkinman on March 31, 2008 08:44 AM
I think i might just make my part entirely with penises.
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 08:52 AM
dun dun dundundun
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 08:57 AM
dat nub got pwned
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Post by: LordZeebmork on March 31, 2008 10:17 AM
Snake: penis penis penis cock
Colonel: cock penis penis cock dick, cock penis
Snake: penis cock cock penis dick cock penis dick dick
Colonel: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Snake: I HAVE PORNOGRAPHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT
porn
Colonel: OH I MUST SAY THAT WAS EXCELLENT PORNOGRAPHY
Snake: SPLEEEEEN
Colonel: MY HEAD A SPLODE
Snake: oh fuck I just got shot in the DICK!!
Colonel: pwned noob

catering to the typical Newgrounds user
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 10:43 AM
we should all just make our own shitty metal gear collab to this song

the submit it all legit and co-author tom and stamper and people
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Crabarms on March 31, 2008 11:21 AM
Im in
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Post by: psi43 on March 31, 2008 11:28 AM
Quote from: FreekCwe should all just make our own shitty metal gear collab to this song

the submit it all legit and co-author tom and stamper and people


oh fuck yes let's do it. I love that song lmfao.

REMIX REMIX
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 11:56 AM
solid snake solid snake

can you ever hear what im saying

im gonna kick your ass
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Post by: mishkamash on March 31, 2008 01:35 PM
holy shit guys

it's only 200 dollars
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 02:39 PM
were not doing it to try and win you stupid lion
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Post by: Sonni on March 31, 2008 02:40 PM
I think I'll make one called "Metal Queer Solid." The flash will (obviously) be totally gay.

The flash would be featuring JohnnyUtah Sasaki and that gay agent in tight suit Solid Snake.

Pretty much THE MOST ORIGINAL MOVIE EVER MADE.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on March 31, 2008 04:37 PM
Quote from: FreekCwe should all just make our own shitty metal gear collab to this song

the submit it all legit and co-author tom and stamper and people
That would be pretty funny if you guys made your own MGS collab that mocks the entire NG MGS project and submitted it on the same day the big MGS collab gets submitted.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 06:38 PM
^

we could either do that, or co-author the right people and make it look like it IS the NG metal gear collab

i have little knowledge of NG, so if somebody could let me know the possibility factor of this
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on March 31, 2008 07:06 PM
yes let's
what day is their collab done
i hope it's in the summer
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Post by: bcube on March 31, 2008 07:08 PM
Never played the game so I guess I'll make something generic like Snake exploding or something and some random guy just laughing.
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 07:12 PM
make a poll to decide the fps oorrrr someone just tell me to fuck off and tell us all outright what its gonna be

ill post spritesheets later for added cruddiness
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Post by: rtil on March 31, 2008 07:37 PM
let's just do 24fps 550x400
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Post by: anigen on March 31, 2008 07:41 PM
Quote from: rtilyes let's
what day is their collab done
i hope it's in the summer

may
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Post by: MRat on March 31, 2008 07:55 PM
I'm going to make a part and send it to the real MGS collab, and this one too and that way I can be in both!
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: zomfgbie on March 31, 2008 08:23 PM
Quote from: rtillet's just do 24fps 550x400

ok everyone who wants to be involved start making crap
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on March 31, 2008 08:42 PM
Quote from: FreekC
Quote from: rtillet's just do 24fps 550x400

ok everyone who wants to be involved start making crap
okay rtil should make a stickied topic somewhere for ease of tracking the progress and what have you.

That is if thebackalleys can muster up the balls to create a shitty collab.

We could split that song up into like 20 something parts and assign parts out that always seems to make collabs go easier. Unless we are going the "Menu" route where we all just have a bunch of random parts slapped onto a menu and shit. I think the Menu route might be better so we can all have our hilarious ideas on their own.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: bcube on March 31, 2008 08:44 PM
or we can have a little of both. whoever wants to do the music part can do it and the random parts could be like little extras? but I dunno if people here would like to do that but just a suggestion
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: MRat on March 31, 2008 10:01 PM
we're puttttttting to much THOUGHT into THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Napalmgrrl on March 31, 2008 10:09 PM
Hmmm...I never played that shit...All I know about "Metal Gear" is that it is this metal thing that spins and has cogs on  it. LOL.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on March 31, 2008 10:13 PM
Yea Im in Imma get started right away!
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Post by: bcube on March 31, 2008 10:19 PM
So far

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear.swf (http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/metalgear.swf)

blaaah, I've never played so I used a small reference so the design is over simplified. Just showing you all so I actually finish this...
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: LordZeebmork on March 31, 2008 11:13 PM
bleh let's just do a "hey make a bunch of shit and then string it together" type of collab like the real one is going to be
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Halcion on March 31, 2008 11:33 PM
i have the games (apart from a few) so ill join i guess
i have all the sound effects from mgs1 so if you need the ! sound or anything i can host 'em
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Napalmgrrl on March 31, 2008 11:35 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmorkbleh let's just do a "hey make a bunch of shit and then string it together" type of collab like the real one is going to be


Well here's my piece of shit...^_^  If you guys want to include it.

http://bay01.imagebay.com/bay.php?view=30025_mgs.swf (http://bay01.imagebay.com/bay.php?view=30025_mgs.swf)

This is based on what I know of MGS. LOL
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Gerkinman on March 31, 2008 11:39 PM
HES A PENIS! OMFG ROFL!

SO CLEVARE!~
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Post by: Napalmgrrl on March 31, 2008 11:42 PM
Quote from: GerkinmanHES A PENIS! OMFG ROFL!

SO CLEVARE!~


Wow and they say my plasma beams are phallic. LOL ^_^
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Halcion on March 31, 2008 11:42 PM
^you call that a mullet
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Post by: Gerkinman on March 31, 2008 11:49 PM
I dont often see mullets growing out of peoples knobs.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Halcion on March 31, 2008 11:52 PM
pubic knob hair
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 01:16 AM
I seriously need to pirate Flash 9. I want to be part of this. >_>
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 1, 2008 01:19 AM
not 9, cs3. and GO GO GO. upload your fla's here too (if you can). i say we just all make parts , mash it together, and make a collab. we've got two months.. and i'm definitely in on this
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Post by: psi43 on April 1, 2008 01:31 AM
lmfao alright I will try to do something. Rtil I need you to voiceact, though.
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Post by: Napalmgrrl on April 1, 2008 01:33 AM
Quote from: rtilnot 9, cs3. and GO GO GO. upload your fla's here too (if you can). i say we just all make parts , mash it together, and make a collab. we've got two months.. and i'm definitely in on this
Cs3 is impossible to pirate.  :(  It's even a pain if you buy it legit.

BTW how do you upload your flashes here? <=NOOB
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 01:38 AM
I'm worried about viruses so I use SiteAdvisor (http://www.siteadvisor.com/). Unfortunately, I'm having trouble finding a way to download CS3 without fucking up my computer. Help?
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Napalmgrrl on April 1, 2008 01:43 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I'm worried about viruses so I use SiteAdvisor (http://www.siteadvisor.com/). Unfortunately, I'm having trouble finding a way to download CS3 without fucking up my computer. Help?

Just find a torrent file and you're set.  Also last I saw they never had a viable crack for CS3.  The only ones relied on you calling up Adobe...Crap.  NEVER DO THAT!
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 01:45 AM
Is there a way to download it without using a torrent? I once downloaded Flash 8 on some site but I later deleted it for computer space. That, and I wanted CS3, not Flash 8.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Blordow on April 1, 2008 01:47 AM
im in on this too
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Post by: LordZeebmork on April 1, 2008 01:50 AM
fucking dickgirl shitjesus I need CS3
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Post by: KingDavid on April 1, 2008 01:52 AM
im making a part for the actually collab i think because im a faggot who wants to try to get money - i will def make something for this to guys <3
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Blordow on April 1, 2008 01:56 AM
dude theres only like 3 prizes and the prizes are shit anyway

theres a chance that a lot of the well known decent flash artists will submit because it was announced as an official NG collaboration.

good luck comrade
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 02:09 AM
If anyone has a safe link for downloading CS3 that isn't through torrents, please pm it to me.
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Post by: bcube on April 1, 2008 02:15 AM
do we really need CS3?
I really just wanna keep my flash 8 to use
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Post by: Blordow on April 1, 2008 02:19 AM
i dont see why you would need cs3. cs3 isnt any different to 8 in my opinion really.
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 02:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeNH__TDrRk

I'm going to try this.

Edit-

Actually, I'm going to download it off of Adobe's website and follow the directions rtil made in this thread (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1074).
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Post by: Michelle on April 1, 2008 03:01 AM
um it doesn't make any difference what version you use (idk about MX)

just in case any of you didn't kno
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 03:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf2Nb_aqNLk

Extremely useful.
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Post by: Halcion on April 1, 2008 03:26 AM
keygens suck, 90% are probably viruses. i used to get some from paradox but they stopped making them, so now its just reverse engineering or cracking
edit: am i the only one with cs3?
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Post by: sQueef on April 1, 2008 03:36 AM
who the fuck is submitting this collab anyway

I thought Zekey was right when he said tba would never do a collab but I guess he was wrong :(

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Post by: trent bortknob on April 1, 2008 03:59 AM
im gonna see i fme and armon can collaborate on this or some shit

like he voice act and i animate or some shit

problem is ive never played before so ill just like take all of the generic metal gear solid jokes ive heard on gay flashes
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Post by: bcube on April 1, 2008 04:01 AM
Quote from: taylorproblem is ive never played before so ill just like take all of the generic metal gear solid jokes ive heard on gay flashes
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Post by: Gerkinman on April 1, 2008 04:11 AM
I has the CS3.
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Post by: Sonni on April 1, 2008 04:32 AM
I tried to obtain "CS3" before and when I managed to get it, its kinda messed up my PC.

So I just delete it and stick with Flash 8 for now.
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Post by: Napalmgrrl on April 1, 2008 04:39 AM
Quote from: SonniI tried to obtain "CS3" before and when I managed to get it, its kinda messed up my PC.

So I just delete it and stick with Flash 8 for now.

Same here...I still don't understand what's so special about it. Meh.
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 05:06 AM
Ugh. Installing Flash CS3 is a pain in the neck.
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 06:29 AM
I just spent around an hour and a half trying to install Flash CS3 and out of nowhere, my computer rebooted. It was around 90% too. :/
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 1, 2008 07:21 AM
Quote from: bug
Quote from: Squeefwho the fuck is submitting this collab anyway

uh idk somehow i feel partially responsible for this and i dont think everyones on the same page here


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, BUG??

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Post by: rtil on April 1, 2008 07:26 AM
we could make a backalleys account lmao

anyway you guys can stop bitching about cs3 now, as long as someone has a copy of 8 on hand we can always bring the parts together. cs3 is backwards compatible with 8, and 8 with MX. i'm sure some people here still use MX, but i really hope no one is still using 5
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Post by: Gerkinman on April 1, 2008 07:44 AM
I dont know why everyone has trouble with CS3, ive never had any problems, aside from it randomly closing for no reason.
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 1, 2008 09:47 AM
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg370.imageshack.us%2Fimg370%2F2189%2Fflashprobsqu5.png&hash=7e46648de0287d60c5c08aaac8962af9f97602e2)

I can't even get the stupid trial to work. I've been having trouble getting this program installed for hours upon hours now. When I'm done having this all set up, it better be damn worth it. Because I screwed up earlier by having a web browser open, I had to uninstall a bunch of shit and then try to reinstall all that crap and after all that trouble, it stopped downloading around 96% to give me that message. Unbelievable. You know, when I originally downloaded the Flash 8 trial, it was simple. Why did Adobe make downloading Flash CS3 such a pain in the neck?
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Post by: psi43 on April 1, 2008 10:30 AM
It was never a pain in the neck, you seem to have problems installing a lot of programs lmfao. Silverlight and now Flash.

Try to get Flash8 from thepiratebay or something.
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Post by: Blordow on April 1, 2008 01:52 PM
just use a torrent w.a.c. dont be afraid, they work wonders
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Post by: Napalmgrrl on April 1, 2008 03:15 PM
CS3 was a pain for me.  It just plain didn't work. I suggest you stick with flash 8. Meh. Zekey uses MX cause it's more stable.  Adobe is really bad about fixing bugs in flash.
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Post by: zomfgbie on April 1, 2008 06:02 PM
make a backalleys account or we'll all just argue like the arguey people we argue like

also ill make more sprite barf
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Post by: P.Vanity on April 1, 2008 06:36 PM
I def want to be a part of this  i'll start right away. Oh and i have CS3...not that it seems to matter anymore.
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Post by: zomfgbie on April 1, 2008 06:38 PM
i have 8. ahh piece of shoe, hows this gonna work
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Post by: P.Vanity on April 1, 2008 06:48 PM
Flash cs3 users can just save it as a flash 8 file.

I have never played any of the games, so i'll ask my friend who has to see if he can come up with any ideas XD.
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Post by: psi43 on April 1, 2008 07:36 PM
I watched my brother play the beginning of the first one.

Let's put a "Most of us haven't played the game" message in the menu
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Post by: bcube on April 1, 2008 07:37 PM
Quote from: ΨNicoleLet's put a "Most of us haven't played the game" message in the menu
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Post by: Philip K Dick on April 1, 2008 08:00 PM
i love the metal gear games

i just finished replaying the series a couple days ago
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Post by: zomfgbie on April 1, 2008 08:07 PM
im a huge fan too
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Post by: psi43 on April 1, 2008 08:24 PM
Quote from: mongrel architecti love the metal gear games

i just finished replaying the series a couple days ago


I actually own the first and second game. The second one fucking blows so I don't really play it. The first one is ok I guess, I never played it though. Just watched my brother play it as I said. The first game broke though.
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Post by: Halcion on April 1, 2008 09:21 PM
if you havent played mgs then watch the trailers for the games and it should give you mass amounts of material
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Post by: Crabarms on April 1, 2008 09:34 PM
Just use annoying alarms and snake yelling NOOO
all the time also swear that makes you sound cool.
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Post by: P.Vanity on April 1, 2008 09:36 PM
So does each part have to be funny? Or can i animate a serious part?

NM, my friend has added some humour into the scene (he's came up with the scene for me to animate as i have never played an mgs game )

Is it one piece per person?
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Post by: rtil on April 1, 2008 10:40 PM
judging from what i've seen it seems exactly like splinter cell except with more action
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Post by: zomfgbie on April 1, 2008 10:42 PM
what was that noise???
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Post by: mishkamash on April 1, 2008 11:57 PM
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Post by: sQueef on April 2, 2008 01:11 AM
thebackalleys.newgrounds.com

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Post by: sQueef on April 2, 2008 07:11 AM
I like how bug covered the whole "you don't have to know dick about the game to make a part, that's the point in a way" thing because it was getting annoying!
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Post by: RichChap on April 3, 2008 10:24 PM
Woah, this is maybe the best idea ever. As opposed to the idea for the actual collab, which is maybe one of the worst ideas ever. I've never played the games before, but I sure do hate all these parodies on the internet. I want to be a part of this, depending when it's gonna get out. I've got a bunch of work right now :[
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Post by: Halcion on April 4, 2008 01:05 AM
metal gear came WAY before splinter cell >:C 1987 bitches

also, its generally not the gameplay thats got the attention, metal gear series has a decent story and plot. Though its sci-fi mixes with real life events etc.
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 4, 2008 02:44 AM
Is there any real differences between Flash CS3 and flash 8? I'm thinking about just using Flash 8 instead.
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Post by: Crabarms on April 4, 2008 07:08 AM
just use flash 8 instead
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Post by: zomfgbie on April 4, 2008 09:48 AM
if youre animating on a basic level then theres no reason to upgrade really
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 6, 2008 04:02 AM
As most of us probably know, when a keygen gets scanned, the virus scanner claims it's a virus. Some keygens probably do have viruses within them so does anyone know where I can get a safe Flash 8 keygen?
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Post by: Blordow on April 6, 2008 04:29 AM
yea cs3 is gay, the only difference is actionscript 3

8 is great
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Post by: sQueef on April 6, 2008 05:19 AM
i just thought of this that it would be cool if you guys talked tom into giving the back alleys account more upload shit and then submit this collab as a 15mb .swf or whatever size and yeah that might trick some people into thinking it's a high quality movie or something which would get funny reviews i guess.

dunno!
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 6, 2008 08:17 AM
I'm currently using the trial of Flash 8 and I love it. Back when I was 13, I really wanted to learn Flash but at the time, the best version out there was Flash 5. I couldn't figure out that program at all but Flash 8 is wonderful.
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Post by: rtil on April 6, 2008 06:35 PM
Quote from: Blordowyea cs3 is gay, the only difference is actionscript 3

8 is great
that's not the only difference. it has better options for video and has a cleaner interface. but tool-wise things haven't really changed since 5, and the layer effects were introduced in 8
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 7, 2008 04:21 AM
I just watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

Quote from: mongrel architecthttp://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)
Not only did that hurt my hearing but it hurt my vision too.
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Post by: Philip K Dick on April 7, 2008 04:27 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I just watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

Quote from: mongrel architecthttp://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)
Not only did that hurt my hearing but it hurt my vision too.

First of all, while some of the text looks fine, the rest of the text is kinda lousy. Not only that but there was such a lack of animation that it definitely hurts the overall score for graphics. There's a little style to the review but overall, the review lacks any real form of kick that could've seriously improved this review. The music chosen for the review doesn't exist, but is nothing special. The writing is not only poorly done but it has an unfinished feel to it. As for entertainment value, this review is so short and so uninteresting that it gets a well deserved 1. I know not much effort was put into this piece but it's so short that it doesn't even feel like a finished creation. The potential is there, it just isn't being used. Next time, try to put more effort into the work you create.

Graphics: 5 Style: 2 Sound: 5 Writing: 0 Entertainment Value: 1 Overall: 2

-G.A.Y. "The potential is there, it just isn't being used."
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: trent bortknob on April 7, 2008 04:28 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I just watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>
woa badass
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Post by: f0d on April 7, 2008 04:31 AM
wow wac get out

seriously my sides hurt after armon and taylors that shit was great
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Post by: anigen on April 7, 2008 04:32 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I just watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

we have a lot of big faggots here at the back alleys but i have to say you're one of the worst


Quote from: f0dwow wac get out

that
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Post by: W.A.C. on April 7, 2008 05:04 AM
:/

Sorry for voicing my opinion. Maybe I shouldn't even attempt to be part of this collab.
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Post by: sQueef on April 7, 2008 05:07 AM
maybe you shouldn't if you don't think anything we've made thus far is funny while everyone else is laughing their asses off at it.
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Post by: Blordow on April 7, 2008 05:24 AM
Quote from: bug
Quote from: W.A.C.I just watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

Quote from: mongrel architecthttp://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf (http://hlg.furfag.com/metal%20gear%20faggot.swf)
Not only did that hurt my hearing but it hurt my vision too.

lol ok maybe you can make snake sail on a boat and show us how its done??? ps [size=]<_>[/size]
couldn't of said it any better
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 7, 2008 05:33 AM
Quote from: Squeefmaybe you shouldn't if you don't think anything we've made thus far is funny while everyone else is laughing their asses off at it.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I meant to post my opinion of those shorts on the main thread but I accidentally posted that in here. >_>
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 7, 2008 06:24 AM
Hey guys im wac watch me ruin everything


fuck you
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 7, 2008 06:41 AM
if u cant say anything nice dont say anything at all!
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 7, 2008 02:31 PM
Quotejust watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

Why is anyone surprised by this?

W.A.C is one of those typically gay NG users were tryin to piss off here, so naturally yea he aint gonna find it funny.

I actually would like to see him make one and see how it turns out  
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: zomfgbie on April 7, 2008 03:55 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.I just watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

wat

theyve all been hilarious

youre not from around here boi are you
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: mishkamash on April 7, 2008 06:24 PM
well i'm pretty happy how bout you guysWHoa wac is a sonofabitch
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 7, 2008 07:27 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney
Quotejust watched all of the flashes in this thread. I didn't find a single one even slightly funny. >_>

Why is anyone surprised by this?

W.A.C is one of those typically gay NG users were tryin to piss off here, so naturally yea he aint gonna find it funny.

I actually would like to see him make one and see how it turns out  

yeah you're right its actually good that this flash pisses off WAC. in fact that should be our goal.

if he made one it would probably be an actual gay videogame jokefest instead of a satire
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Thor on April 7, 2008 10:07 PM
gah, sorry about the lack of backgrounds, but life and homework suddenly jumped out of nowhere. Sorry!
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 7, 2008 11:57 PM
The flash project doesn't annoy me at all. I like the concept, I'm just disappointed in the results.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 8, 2008 04:39 AM
QuoteWAC: Not only did that hurt my hearing but it hurt my vision too
QuoteWAC:The flash project doesn't annoy me at all


And besides that you just don't "get it". I am not going to explain what "it" is right now because it'd be massive paragraphs that no one reads. And based on your personality, I'm glad you don't get it. And like F0d said that should be what we all aim for. But feel free to make a flash anyway if Bug thinks it's funny he'll put it in. If not then well you could submit it as a solo project I guess. And I will 10 it even if I don't think it deserves it because that's just what nice people do to people who are unknown. Unless of course it embodies everything I hate, then I won't vote at all.

WAC's idea for the PERFECT Metal Gear Satire:

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg413.imageshack.us%2Fimg413%2F7236%2Fsnakefoamqq1.png&hash=ffcd169cc9c12b6334478e48a05a9c011514ef20)
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 8, 2008 09:42 AM
Heh. I'm probably not even going to make a short for it. I honestly can't even think of anything funny for a MGS skit. My sense of humor is kinda bizarre.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: trent bortknob on April 8, 2008 12:01 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.My sense of humor is kinda bizarre.
more like its non existant
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Blordow on April 8, 2008 01:24 PM
hows everyone goin with their parts? i want to see more, i need some inspiration!!!!
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: psi43 on April 8, 2008 01:49 PM
Armon voiceacted my part already and I will animate it this weekend.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 8, 2008 04:44 PM
Alright, Im done bein gay promise
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: zomfgbie on April 8, 2008 05:02 PM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: W.A.C.My sense of humor is kinda bizarre.
more like its non existant




also im halfway through my part
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 11, 2008 04:00 PM
wait a minute, is wac a guy?
what the fuck is up with that zoey avatar then?
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 11, 2008 04:33 PM
since when did avatars reflect gender
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: zomfgbie on April 11, 2008 05:39 PM
the cat in my avatar is actually female
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 11, 2008 05:52 PM
its plain confusing man ):
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Crabarms on April 12, 2008 12:37 AM
I always thought wac's avatar was an eye with trenchcoat
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: bcube on April 12, 2008 12:39 AM
Quote from: crabarmsI always thought wac's avatar was an eye with trenchcoat
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 12, 2008 12:53 AM
Quote from: wpswait a minute, is wac a guy?
what the fuck is up with that zoey avatar then?
You thought I was a girl? XD
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 12, 2008 01:57 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: wpswait a minute, is wac a guy?
what the fuck is up with that zoey avatar then?
You thought I was a girl? XD
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhlg.furfag.com%2Fdic%2Ffuckyo.png&hash=804b9a7add9353981671a7e7dc2054fea9d42ebf)
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: adamant on April 12, 2008 02:31 AM
i hate how everythin gets caughtin a box if its too big
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 12, 2008 03:22 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi28.tinypic.com%2Fvpun1g.png&hash=34ccfc2777afa935e1fc16b81dd4400cebd6fba1)
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: mishkamash on April 12, 2008 04:30 AM
kind like a PISSED WOLF
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: MRat on April 12, 2008 05:15 AM
that is clearly a black bear.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: mishkamash on April 12, 2008 02:25 PM
Quote from: MRatthat is clearly a black bear.
=(
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: psi43 on April 13, 2008 03:06 AM
lmfao I love how our collab seems to be better quality wise, too.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 03:10 AM
Quote from: ΨNicolelmfao I love how our collab seems to be better quality wise, too.
ive seen very high quality parts from the other collab, but theyre few and far between. the organizers will probably make sure there is quality control but overall i think we may already have them beat in terms of humor
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on April 13, 2008 03:19 AM
what is avitar animation is he some Stor saderkat guy i dont know or something
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: MRat on April 13, 2008 03:36 AM
Quote from: f0d
Quote from: ΨNicolelmfao I love how our collab seems to be better quality wise, too.
ive seen very high quality parts from the other collab, but theyre few and far between. the organizers will probably make sure there is quality control but overall i think we may already have them beat in terms of humor

we've beat them in terms of everything.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on April 13, 2008 04:59 AM
I like Gerkinmans second part.

Also, am I the only one who is concerned about filesize???

Uhm I don't want to be a drag or anything but how the fuck are we going to fit all this shit into a less than 10mb .swf... Although it would be just peachy if Bug/rtil/whoever bugged tom into giving tba account a bigger Upload limit (since I think we'll need it) But maybe that's just me.

Any thoughts about this?
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on April 13, 2008 05:21 AM
Quote from: bug
Quote from: SqueefI like Gerkinmans second part.

Also, am I the only one who is concerned about filesize???

Uhm I don't want to be a drag or anything but how the fuck are we going to fit all this shit into a less than 10mb .swf... Although it would be just peachy if Bug/rtil/whoever bugged tom into giving tba account a bigger Upload limit (since I think we'll need it) But maybe that's just me.

Any thoughts about this?

i remember the filesize being rasied for all submissions.. or maybe it was special teatment, i dont know. someone submit a 100 gig flash to newgrounds and see what it does
maybe your trippin balls bro the limit is 10mb for me and every account I've ever created, as well as any "normal" producer I have ever talked to but yeah. I know the Star Syndicate account has a higher than 10mb limit, because it was raised by Tom because he thought you guys deserved it. I'm sure he'd give it to thebackalleys account as well if someone prominent from here talked to him about it, but normal people have a limit of 10mb.

As it stands tba account is a normal account.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 06:17 AM
the limit got raised from 5 megs to 10 megs awhile ago. the SS account only recently got raised from 10 to 15 MB, and only for the release of dailytoon 400 on april 23rd.

Quote from: Squeefwhat is avitar animation is he some Stor saderkat guy i dont know or something
lmfao no

avitar animation is just the term i use for the type of crew flash made by the clock crew, lock legion, glock group, shades gang, KK to a lesser extent, uzi union, old star syndicate, etc. meaning instead of actually animating anything worthwhile or original, they simply tween around a bunch of premade artwork representing themselves or their internet persona. then they make a bunch of movies that are essentially about themselves or their friends and the imaginary internet world they inhabit. imo the style is way too reliant on being self centered and making inside jokes.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 13, 2008 07:35 AM
10mb should be plenty. bug if you don't mind i'd also like to make a short TBA intro . it will only be like 5 seconds
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 08:20 AM
THIS COLLAB IS SPONSORED BY TBA
PLEASE VISIT TBA
EVERYTHING IS © BY TBA
I M RTIL CREATOR OF THIS ENTIRE COLLAB
YO YO YO
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Blordow on April 13, 2008 08:25 AM
LMFAO wps
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 09:06 AM
bug, you just go on aim right now you lazy ass bitch
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 09:07 AM
instead of doubleposting shit GET ON AIM ^$&^@$&*&**$^%%!$^&&
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 09:10 AM
so aim has a bug and thats why bug aint on aim THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENCE, FIX IT
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on April 13, 2008 09:23 AM
Quote from: f0dthe limit got raised from 5 megs to 10 megs awhile ago. the SS account only recently got raised from 10 to 15 MB, and only for the release of dailytoon 400 on april 23rd.

Quote from: Squeefwhat is avitar animation is he some Stor saderkat guy i dont know or something
lmfao no

avitar animation is just the term i use for the type of crew flash made by the clock crew, lock legion, glock group, shades gang, KK to a lesser extent, uzi union, old star syndicate, etc. meaning instead of actually animating anything worthwhile or original, they simply tween around a bunch of premade artwork representing themselves or their internet persona. then they make a bunch of movies that are essentially about themselves or their friends and the imaginary internet world they inhabit. imo the style is way too reliant on being self centered and making inside jokes.
oh i see thats pretty nifty instead of having to go into detail about crew animation or whatever. Lmao "KK to a lesser extent"

I was only worried about the file-size because my part alone ended up being a 1.40 something MB .swf file so I was just imagining all of the parts together it might be a bit ridiculous, but then again I don't know shit about optimization so you guys can probably h;adfh sdd do some shit and whatever make it really small and pretty.

I kind of like the idea of the intro and I was wondering what you would do for a preloader, because I was imagining something spectacular, which means some shit anyone of you (the people who have been using flash for years here) slaps together in a few hours or whatever. Co-Author ehh well I would just leave that to bug so im not even going to talk about that.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 13, 2008 06:17 PM
the only problem with the anonymous thing is that this topic can be accessed by pretty much anyone (at the moment) and i do know of some people outside of tba that have seen them, but i think they can keep a secret.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 06:46 PM
i personally like the anonymity idea. that way no one really gets left out in terms of coauthoring... cuz everyone gets left out. plus all the NG fags and people who worked on the other collab will be like "what the hell how did some random ass faggots make a better collab then us?" lmao

it would be funny if instead of using our real accounts, we all made joke alt accounts mocking the major videogame artists on NG. or possibly mocking the creators of the other collab
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 13, 2008 06:51 PM
^ haha i like that fake account idea. but then again submitting all that on just one account would make everyone all confused haha. and bug when i was talking about an intro it would have the same title as the account name with no links. just something to introduce them to our collab
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 06:52 PM
Hey fuck you assholes I want my name all over the flash
The credits should be like:

THE GOOD PARTS:
WPS

THE SHITTY PARTS:
OTHER FAGGOTS



oh and if it wins money then i'll get 70 %
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 13, 2008 06:59 PM
Quoteoh and if it wins money then i'll get 70 %

Of my dic in you mouth gyman!!!
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 07:02 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney
Quoteoh and if it wins money then i'll get 70 %

Of my dic in you mouth gyman!!!

then who the fuck is getting the other 30% i dont want to share your dic
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 13, 2008 07:13 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg395.imageshack.us%2Fimg395%2F4314%2Fuhhhzx8.jpg&hash=0dccd4f01f2975d46231837f3fdc88316d52bea6)
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 07:15 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoney(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg395.imageshack.us%2Fimg395%2F4314%2Fuhhhzx8.jpg&hash=0dccd4f01f2975d46231837f3fdc88316d52bea6)
eheheehhr

april 23rd
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: wps on April 13, 2008 07:20 PM
...what is that? ):
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 07:21 PM
star day

it will be a day full of gay SS reruns

but it will also be the release date of dailytoon400 FINALLY

and i think the SS will officially call it quits in flash after that date
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: texas on April 13, 2008 07:29 PM
should i submit my star day flash from last year
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 13, 2008 07:57 PM
sure

just make sure you put "syndication" in the title

also if afrostud's series gets unflagged, we're going to resubmit every dailytoon ever made because apparently thats legal now
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on April 14, 2008 04:54 AM
Quote from: f0dalso if afrostud's series gets unflagged, we're going to resubmit every dailytoon ever made because apparently thats legal now
lmfao
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 14, 2008 06:40 AM
speak of the devil they were both unflagged today
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 14, 2008 07:17 AM
yep and if wade doesnt give me a PM response, operation "syndication" goes into full effect for star day

we're gonna resubmit a buncha old shit with only one single graphic changed or whatever and say "if afro can do it, why cant we?"

it wont get too out of hand but at the very least it may look like one the star days from a few years ago with a lot of submissions

yikes better submit dt400 early in the day so it doesnt catch any backlash
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 14, 2008 07:35 AM
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892797 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892797)
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F1%2F16053000%2Fngbbs4802ffb96cedc.jpg&hash=50bd10d8e20c0787f08f9bfb792a8910f09063e6)
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: sQueef on April 14, 2008 08:21 AM
Quote from: f0dhttp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892797 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892797)
oh god he's really ugly.

who the fuck is FruityFunFLopz I honestly thought it was your alt dan. The responses to this thread thus far are just... mind bogglingly gay.

:(
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Blordow on April 14, 2008 08:31 AM
people who write long paragraphs as to why they dont like someone need to get more of a life i think

well maybe not more of a life, but theyre just as bad. who gives a shit, let them waste their own lives
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: W.A.C. on April 14, 2008 08:42 AM
I used blam and protect flashes a lot. Then, people just began to vote 5 on almost anything. I would try to blam around 20 flashes and only around 4 would get blammed. I don't understand why anyone even bothers to regularly vote on flashes while they're under judgement. It's such a waste of time now.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 14, 2008 08:44 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: f0dhttp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892797 (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892797)
oh god he's really ugly.

who the fuck is FruityFunFLopz I honestly thought it was your alt dan. The responses to this thread thus far are just... mind bogglingly gay.

:(
fuck na i wouldnt make an alt quoting myself lmao

this is probably someone i know's alt
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: rtil on April 14, 2008 03:35 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F1%2F16054000%2Fngbbs48031630d9024.jpg&hash=7af0019658ed2dd51b4cffadefe841ab06f86ba7)
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: MindChamber on April 22, 2008 02:30 AM
Quote from: f0dwe all could send dumbass shit in and it would probably get accepted. zekey looks like hes makin something too

it just pains me to see this stuff right now. the staff seem to be pretty desperate for new viewers, and since the most popular new movie on the site is metal gear awesome they just figured "hey lets cash in on the metal gear cash cow and bring in a bunch more shitty new members"

lol, you must be a mindreader.  

Both Stamper and I think the metal gear games are the dumbest,  most pretentious piece of game media to ever grace the planet.  JohnnyUtah is the only real fan of the series and it was his turn for a collab idea. He picked MGS because hes a fan and because the game is coming out.  not because we are desperate for "newviewers"  infact check alexia  NG is like top 350, and climbing

Its all good to badmouth NG and shit. hey I do it too,
just know wtf you are talkin about  first



anyways Im still trying to get the mic at the office to work for  my clips,
they are pretty random  and goofy so hopefully they will fit right in.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on April 22, 2008 02:45 AM
jumpin grandma on a stick

everyone is STILL ARGUIN
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: MindChamber on April 22, 2008 02:48 AM
Quote from: Zekeyjumpin grandma on a stick

everyone is STILL ARGUIN

nah nah,  
dont turn it into that.

just clearing the air,  

if theres a misconception  of the guys at the office, Imma clear it up.
you of all people should be able to appreciate that.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: f0d on April 22, 2008 04:13 AM
i dont really care whose idea the collab was i just think it will bring in an immature crowd. but im not even paying attention to the official one anymore, all i care about is this one. forget anything i said a month ago
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: MindChamber on April 22, 2008 10:29 AM
Quote from: f0di dont really care whose idea the collab was i just think it will bring in an immature crowd. but im not even paying attention to the official one anymore, all i care about is this one. forget anything i said a month ago


you got it.
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: Blordow on April 22, 2008 12:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7T8hAHD4W8
Title: metalgear shits and giggles thread
Post by: psi43 on April 22, 2008 02:33 PM
never wanted to dance with nobody
but you wouldn't take no for an answer
you fucking bitch