http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430711 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430711)
you do realize how popular that image macro already is before it was your sig right
yeah but it no one used it in a flash until then
Edit: and someone here mentioned ludacris syncs up to it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430536 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430536)
someone needs to macro this.
why the fuck hasn't wade or tom put a stop to all the AWTDHYIUER:129-101 shit in the portal? every single one of them explicitly breaks the rules. theyre submitted BY stat whores, FOR stat whores. they purposely put no effort into it and use the title to get free protection points. it makes no fucking sense
let's send wade a message, everyone. Would be funny to see that 250+ flashes end up in the graveyard.
ive seen it alot. as a matter of fact, zekey had it as his avatar here not so long ago
also i agree with f0d, what the fuck do people get out of having high stats on NG?
dont let youre e-penis control you
Quote from: MRathttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430536 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430536)
someone needs to macro this.
that was... awesome.
Quote from: f0dwhy the fuck hasn't wade or tom put a stop to all the AWTDHYIUER:129-101 shit in the portal? every single one of them explicitly breaks the rules. theyre submitted BY stat whores, FOR stat whores. they purposely put no effort into it and use the title to get free protection points. it makes no fucking sense
I fucking hate yoshi77777 and his fucking gay ass garbage whistle crew holy shit they are all so very very gay. They are the biggest progenitors of the retarded ASLKJFL:8091+389 spinoff's and they are just total faggots in every respect.
Quote from: ΨNicolelet's send wade a message, everyone. Would be funny to see that 250+ flashes end up in the graveyard.
Let's do it! I would laugh if he deleted the original Adolf Hitler one's as well. Poor AfroStud and Muffin is all I can say.
Quote from: FreekCive seen it alot. as a matter of fact, zekey had it as his avatar here not so long ago
also i agree with f0d, what the fuck do people get out of having high stats on NG?
dont let youre e-penis control you
I don't get mad at it because it's blatant stat-whoring, I'm just irked that they are totally gay cheesedick ripoffs of something that was gay from the beginning, and anything involving yoshi7 is destined for retarded bullshit. Also I heard somewhere on the ngbbs that Afro_Stud stole that idea from SevenStar, is that true?
Im tempted to put up a comparison between Metal Gear Awesome and the True Super Mario cartoons i did years before its existance.
Quote from: GerkinmanIm tempted to put up a comparison between Metal Gear Awesome and the True Super Mario cartoons i did years before its existance.
By all means, please do.
I think id prefer to keep my past in the past.
The only real simularities are that the cartoons are both very poorly drawn deliberately with un rehearsed dialogue and spoken sound effects...and that they both suck incredible amounts of balls.
Quote from: GerkinmanI think id prefer to keep my past in the past.
The only real simularities are that the cartoons are both very poorly drawn deliberately with un rehearsed dialogue and spoken sound effects...and that they both suck incredible amounts of balls.
aha I see then that's cool, I UNDERSTAND Not wanting to bring up one's past all too well
i normally blame the KK for transforming the portal into a place where anything submitted on a regular basis is considered spam regardless of its quality. but i would say afro stud and his numerous knockoffs are a way bigger part of that.
people see ATWI80D and they vote 2. simple as that. they dont like the series... shit, they dont even watch the series. why would they? you can vote without watching. but they want their gay little protection points, so they allow it to pass while giving it a low score.
and so what happens when they see another type of flash submitted daily with a number at the end of it like dailytoons? they vote 2 without watching. why wouldnt they? its all the same shit to them, and they figure a 2 vote is penalizing the spammer while still accepting the inevitable and racking up their gay ass stats. they dont care how much effort was put into the flash its nothing more than a statistic to them.
its a horrifically broken system right now and no matter how much i plead with tom, he just seems too busy to fix it. apparently its more difficult than it looks to add a time limit to the fucking vote panel
Quote from: f0di normally blame the KK for transforming the portal into a place where anything submitted on a regular basis is considered spam regardless of its quality. but i would say afro stud and his numerous knockoffs are a way bigger part of that.
people see ATWI80D and they vote 2. simple as that. they dont like the series... shit, they dont even watch the series. why would they? you can vote without watching. but they want their gay little protection points, so they allow it to pass while giving it a low score.
and so what happens when they see another type of flash submitted daily with a number at the end of it like dailytoons? they vote 2 without watching. why wouldnt they? its all the same shit to them, and they figure a 2 vote is penalizing the spammer while still accepting the inevitable and racking up their gay ass stats. they dont care how much effort was put into the flash its nothing more than a statistic to them.
its a horrifically broken system right now and no matter how much i plead with tom, he just seems too busy to fix it. apparently its more difficult than it looks to add a time limit to the fucking vote panel
I don't hate the KK for being gay and making shitty movies, I hate them for not once recognizing that I was obviously more talented at animation and art than almost any member they had ever seen in their existence, and yet they still treated me like shit. I hate them for letting in any faggot that comes to the forum and letting them spew out tons of unfunny 4chan memes. (Not that I am a fascist 4chan hater like a lot of you, but 4chan memes suck dick and are stolen from other shit anyway. so saying them is fucking stupid.). I hate them for spiraling deeper and deeper into a state of shit and not once caring about it until I left and the forums apparently went to utter hell (involving mass deletion of every member).
But the Kitty Krew is nowhere near as horrible and shitty as the Garbage Whistle Lucky 7 Crew or whatever they are calling themselves this week. They never produced shitty spin-off's of a spin-off on a daily basis and gave way to the epitome of stat-whoring. I vote 0 on all that shit because I'm hoping someday Wade will delete them. All of them. Sorry Muffin and Afro_Stud, but you gave way to (and even applaud the efforts) of shitty spin-offs, and also your series really should have ended with the end of the 80 days thing.
Also, adding a time limit would be great for stopping faggots but what about savvy users like myself who simply added a toolbar to their browser with the "display vote panel" button on it? I wonder if that could be removed, and frankly I hope not because I guess I'm a bit of a protect whore myself.
I just kind of wish it was like it used to be, where people had more blams than protect points.
i just dont get spam submissions in general. waste of time. instead, you could be... searching for a job? doin a few sit ups? catchin up with some of your friends? hey, what about even devoting the time you put into 10 hitler flashes to making a semi descent flash?
Quote from: FreekCi just dont get spam submissions in general. waste of time. instead, you could be... searching for a job? doin a few sit ups? catchin up with some of your friends? hey, what about even devoting the time you put into 10 hitler flashes to making a semi descent flash?
you're absolutely right
WHY in the WHOLE 5-10 minutes it takes for me to slop together a spam flash, I could meet a hot new babe, get laid, cure cancer, lose 100 pounds, and make 40 new friends in other countries, and finally use my meager skills to make a semi-decent flash and thus win lots of lots of newgrounds awards, which are worth their weight in gold.
Or I could have fun.
boy what a hard choice. good thing your logic was here to guide my way.
making a 10 second loop is fun and satisfying?
were not on the same wavelength here
I agree with Zekey, I quite like spamming. I dare say it's what motivates me to get out of bed everyday!
Quote from: f0dapparently its more difficult than it looks to add a time limit to the fucking vote panel
lmfao, it would already be enough if 1 minute equaled 30 seconds(once the flash opens). It would at least force them to open the flash and look at the preloader.
or maybe a whole different system. You need to watch the flash for at least 2 minutes (under judgement flashes ONLY). Then, the voting pannel appears BELOW the .swf in the "watch the flash" window.
That would be a really good idea, actually.
Quote from: ΨNicoleQuote from: f0dapparently its more difficult than it looks to add a time limit to the fucking vote panel
lmfao, it would already be enough if 1 minute equaled 30 seconds(once the flash opens). It would at least force them to open the flash and look at the preloader.
or maybe a whole different system. You need to watch the flash for at least 2 minutes (under judgement flashes ONLY). Then, the voting pannel appears BELOW the .swf in the "watch the flash" window.
That would be a really good idea, actually.
uhm I'm not going to sit through 2 minutes of a 10 second shitty stickfight that some untalented faggot made as his first attempt at a movie so I can get a shitty blam point. Then again I don't have to wait but I just mean in general.
Quote from: SqueefI agree with Zekey, I quite like spamming. I dare say it's what motivates me to get out of bed everyday!
and people here complain so often about NG being a shithole...
the word hipocrisy doesnt cut it.
Quote from: ΨNicoleQuote from: f0dapparently its more difficult than it looks to add a time limit to the fucking vote panel
lmfao, it would already be enough if 1 minute equaled 30 seconds(once the flash opens). It would at least force them to open the flash and look at the preloader.
or maybe a whole different system. You need to watch the flash for at least 2 minutes (under judgement flashes ONLY). Then, the voting pannel appears BELOW the .swf in the "watch the flash" window.
That would be a really good idea, actually.
then there'd be a whole lot less voters
Quote from: FreekCQuote from: SqueefI agree with Zekey, I quite like spamming. I dare say it's what motivates me to get out of bed everyday!
and people here complain so often about NG being a shithole...
the word hipocrisy doesnt cut it.
lmao faggot
also id have to say i SORT OF agree with freekc. there's nothing more useless than a spam flash
now there's different types of cartoons i mean rtil's toof parody and a lot of other good/funny cartoons i dont consider spam because they're things that people can enjoy from them. i usually consider spam the flashes like sinister made that are just good to look at but dont go anywhere and aren't fun to watch etc
1 frame cartoons are spam cartoons and they're pointless to make even though they were funny the first few times
a full parody on a gay flash artist like iwp or legendary frog isnt really spam because
uh
i dont know if there's some sort of humor in it that other's can relate to i dont consider it spam
this is sort of weird logic i guess because i cant explain it very well
the part that i dont agree with freekc about is the spam flashes making ng bad
what's making ng bad is the people that go there and vote, not the people that spam it
even the gay not funny spam shit isnt what's making it bad
sure the people ther are taking advantage of the protection point/blam fags but if we didnt have those people in the first place there would be nothing to complain about
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yea but this is shit spam that I made and now I got an award from it
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429894 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429894)
and I don't really do stupid 1frame shit or whatever unless iM REALLY NOT FEELING LIKE making something, in which case I usually end up not submitting that night/just go do something else.
I would like to make games/better movies but uhm yea flash is hard and im pretty shit at it and fuck programming I cant understand that shit.
but shit like B is gay, blank screens aren't funny, screamers uhmmMM I think screamers are funny but maybe thats just me, Malicious movies aren't funny, although I have been submitting them to 4chan and listening to the faggots complain about it so thats pretty funny. also I went around to the different boards and holy shit /b/ is the only one that sucks. Seriously. theres even some new boards where the mods enforce that you can't be stupid and say the memes or they ban you. !! Interesting.
I don't really care about the portal other than getting awards or somehting mmm cuz im gay.
oh I hope fatbadger isn't mad about that I think he wanted to win turd or something
Quote from: Squeefyea but this is shit spam that I made and now I got an award from it
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429894 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429894)
and I don't really do stupid 1frame shit or whatever unless iM REALLY NOT FEELING LIKE making something, in which case I usually end up not submitting that night/just go do something else.
I would like to make games/better movies but uhm yea flash is hard and im pretty shit at it and fuck programming I cant understand that shit.
but shit like B is gay, blank screens aren't funny, screamers uhmmMM I think screamers are funny but maybe thats just me, Malicious movies aren't funny, although I have been submitting them to 4chan and listening to the faggots complain about it so thats pretty funny. also I went around to the different boards and holy shit /b/ is the only one that sucks. Seriously. theres even some new boards where the mods enforce that you can't be stupid and say the memes or they ban you. !! Interesting.
I don't really care about the portal other than getting awards or somehting mmm cuz im gay.
oh I hope fatbadger isn't mad about that I think he wanted to win turd or something
if an NG award is a pivotal achievement in your life then you really are a shell of a person
sorry if im philosiphising too much here but youre pissing me off.
its ok faG but anyway its not that its a big deal its that I dont see any other point for submitting shitty movies. basically suck a dick k!
portal awards = money
you only get cash for top 5 of the month
also squeef are you trying to create a forum tough guy persona for yourself by swearing in all your posts, insulting people for no reason and typing like a 4 year old, if so please stop as its really fucking dumb and i cant take anything you say seriously
Quote from: FreekCalso squeef are you trying to create a forum tough guy persona for yourself by swearing in all your posts, insulting people for no reason and typing like a 4 year old, if so please stop as its really fucking dumb and i cant take anything you say seriously
Umm actually no I was just happy that I won some more awards and then you acted like a typical anti-spam faggot would and rained on my parade, from which I suffered the stings of regret. Regret that I ever liked you. If I wanted to be a forum tough-guy I would be a lot meaner than I am, and typing nazis are pieces of shit.
But thats just my opinion.
Oh and OF FUCKING COURSE I have no life, let's look at the list shall we,
I'm 16, merely a child.
I have no job, because it's hard to get hired in San Diego and I am very lazy at applying for them.
I have no girlfriend, because I am a gigantic internet queerbate.
I don't go to school on a daily basis, because I am basically home-schooled.
So I got irked that you had to go and ruin my little shred of solace in an award (which will attract droves of faggots who will complain about me, which will make me laugh) but whatever apparently you're too cool for me buddy!!!
1. Spam is gay
2. Stop fighting
3. (Halcion only) Stop making 50 topics per day
Quote(Halcion only) Stop making 50 topics per day
haha oh my
Quote(Halcion only) Stop making 50 topics per day
haha oh my
Quote from: SqueefQuote from: FreekCalso squeef are you trying to create a forum tough guy persona for yourself by swearing in all your posts, insulting people for no reason and typing like a 4 year old, if so please stop as its really fucking dumb and i cant take anything you say seriously
Umm actually no I was just happy that I won some more awards and then you acted like a typical anti-spam faggot would and rained on my parade, from which I suffered the stings of regret. Regret that I ever liked you. If I wanted to be a forum tough-guy I would be a lot meaner than I am, and typing nazis are pieces of shit.
But thats just my opinion.
Oh and OF FUCKING COURSE I have no life, let's look at the list shall we,
I'm 16, merely a child.
I have no job, because it's hard to get hired in San Diego and I am very lazy at applying for them.
I have no girlfriend, because I am a gigantic internet queerbate.
I don't go to school on a daily basis, because I am basically home-schooled.
So I got irked that you had to go and ruin my little shred of solace in an award (which will attract droves of faggots who will complain about me, which will make me laugh) but whatever apparently you're too cool for me buddy!!!
ok thanks for summing up everything i said
Quote from: systek1. Spam is gay
2. Stop fighting
3. (Halcion only) Stop making 50 topics per day
i dont make that many...
yeah halcion stop makin so many threads
why in all the time you spend making threads and enjoying yourself you could be
"... searching for a job? doin a few sit ups? catchin up with some of your friends? hey, what about even devoting the time you put into 10 hitler flashes to making a semi descent flash?"
get to it. chop chop.
why cant you just love me for who i am
cause buttt
all I have left in this world is my faith in jesus.
all I can ask is that he keeps me on the right path.
and forgives me if I go down the wrong one....
taylor kind of rambles but i agree w/his post actually
so yeah i seen that nickelodeon kid around
Hey squeefy boy,
you know what your problem is? You misuse the word "faggot" constantly. Shame on you.
OH HES A FAGGOT
FAGGOT THIS
FAGGOT THAT
I HATE FAGGOTRY
SO MANY FAGGOTS
FUCKING FAGGOTS
I mean, c'mon man. Ease down on that. You need more insulin shots after what ive witnessed so far. And lay off the sugar. You werent like that since you came here the first time. Whats up with the drastic change of your personality? Your first posts were like innocent as a school girl, and you were begging on your knees to be accepted. After that, you start calling people around you faggots. So i gotta agree with freekc. You seem like youve been trying to hump on taylor and the others by having this badass attitude towards those who dont agree with you, plus making pointless random posts that are supposed to be funny but still that doesnt make any sense. Also, the way youre typing makes you look like a mentally retarded 14 year old on rampage. What are you really trying to achieve here may i ask?
Ok look heres an example. Ive also gone through some few changes myself. I used to be pissed off and had a hate relationship with wantcock. But i learned from everybody here that it was pointless to hold on to the hatred, especially when i couldnt do anything much about it. Im still mad at him though... but ive become much calmer now. And some people here think that i got a screw loose. Oh well... but hey, can i do something about it? Not really because thats how i am. MY interests. But you my friend, are just showing yourself off as the great random master without thinking if its a good idea or not. If youre not good at cracking jokes, just leave it. If youre just gonna screw around without having a some certain point in your posts, just leave it. Really. And the thing about you trying to reflect yourself as teh pwner of faggots is really lame and makes the case even worse. Stop that. Honestly its bothering me how you jump around in the forum randomly quoting texts and stuff that isnt consistent with the topic whatsoever. Are you trying start pointless bandwagons or what? If you are, just stop it. It doesnt work that way. People here arent mindless FAGS who follow random "bread crumbles" for no reason. Zekey makes funny random posts, thats because we all know the way his personality works. Hes good at it, thats why hes suited to stick with it.
Ive been observing you for a while. I thought id give you a chance to show yourself. But my patience has a limit. I think it just hit the bottom. You sir are annoying. Please take the time to learn from this forum before you act like youre high on crack. This isnt a playground. Stop fucking around and have a break. Have a Kit Kat. I love Kit Kat. You should too. I have a drawer full of Kit Kats. ALL MINE.
Quote from: michelletaylor kind of rambles but i agree w/his post actually
alright I'll humor you Hammi (and more importantly I hope you'll shut up after reading this).
When I first signed up here I didn't post all that much and when I did, like you said, it was pretty innocent silly stuff/whatever. Then I started feeling more comfortable posting here, it started to feel like a swell community that I could finally fit into. So then I started acting more like my usual self, the way I usually am irl and on other forums, and by acting I mean I started loosening up and posting more about how I actually felt instead of biting my tongue and letting my thoughts go unheard like I did in the beginning. So basically, when I started acting more like myself recently, all I really did was stop acting like who I wasn't. (some nice naive guy trying desperately to fit in. Maybe im some stupid jerk trying to fit in instead, I'm not too sure.)
And I figured it would go unnoticed, I figured people would stop and say "HOLY SHIT Squeef has finally stopped posting huge walls of incoherent nonsensical text that noone gives two fucks about, Hurray!" but instead it seems to have turned more into "HOLY SHIT Squeef is a dick I really hate that guy" but whatever. If the only way I can post here is to act like something I'm not (a dick) then that just proves that this forum is exactly the same as any other e-community (see: NGBBS, Kittykrew forums, 4chan) wherein everything you say is judged, counted, and measured against your person.
Also I've been missing out on sleep lately and getting mad at the internet. This is a sure sign that I need to turn the computer off for a little while and clear my head. Sorry for any grievances caused or whatever has happened here it's really not that big of a deal. I'm really sleepy right now though so that probably didn't make any sense ehhehhe
Lmao.
Okay then. My sarcasm hasnt paid off yet. But still, okay.
Its not that i like to be a total dick towards you, but when you start name calling people, you better expect to have your face smashed against the wall. Im an excessive debater and usually snap peoples tails when i want to set things straight. Ive been rather sarcastic to you, just to see your reactions like the PMs i sent ya (hi there ugly). You had this behavior as you were over exaggerating in attempt to "fit in". Sure, have a chat with us and all. You were just confusing me and some others, and i admit that you ARE annoying to start with. The only time i judge people is when they come around the first time, and act like totally different the other time. Like a lame attempt to be "cool" or whatever cliché crap i thought you were into.
1) you dont have to be a dick to fit in
2) theres no need of wall text, although i do because of my habit
3) say whatever that is on your mind here, just take considerations about how users here will react
The Backalleys is a place for fellow artists who just want to have a place to hang out at than just NG... which has a very large base amount of kiddies and retards that you just wanna give up at trying to be serious. This forum right here is quite open and not that racist either. Considering we're all humans, there ARE opinions to be expressed. You can see how freely f0d and psi can express where they drop the N-word when theyre illustrating a point. If you were to drop it at NG, people would go crazy just because "somebody said the naughty word, what a cunt racist!", while completely ignoring the point. If we were to have strict rules on stuffs like that here, that would be almost the same as fearing from each others. What, arent we allowed to joke about it? THATS what breaks down the miscomprehended stereotypes, that we are actually able to joke about it without taking this racist thing too serious. Racism comes from denial and fear. Do we have that? NAH. Call me paki if ya wanna holla at me. Its all cool. Maybe rtil is extremely careful about N-words and P-words and G-words what the fuck ever. But thats just him, and we gotta respect that, the same way when people are trying to make a controversial point of their own, and again the same way when we wish to criticize the opinions.
So yeah just act natural. Think twice before you post though, that some people might find the post irrelevant and lame. Depends on if its appealing or not, but thats up to you. Sleep tight, and drink some damn coffee before you come back here.
rtil make me mod so I can lock shitty topics like these please, thanks!
wow what is going on in here
Dag I missed the fight again...
Nothing happened here.
*cleans up blood stains off from ground*
Lol, oh okay. Yeah make sure u get all the blood though... U dont want the grass to have aids...
Rtil, allow me to lock my own shitty threads
Quote from: rtilwow what is going on in here
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Quote from: HalcionRtil, allow me to lock my own shitty threads
I think you can. I know that I can lock or delete my own threads.
maybe. IN THE MEANTIME I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT
When you close my topics, can I unlock them?
lmao. probably