I commented that on rtil's NG post, it's all made up on the spot. Not too funny, I usually am better at that shit!
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rtil you are wrong oh YOU ARE SO WRONG RTIL
This isn't about Egoraptor's flashes is it? It's about something by far deeper. As a rich psychologist I can tell what it's about, it's about your inner hate and love for Egoraptor. Egoraptor is a person very similar to yourself and you love yourself but you hate Egoraptor's flashes. These two feelings crash and release a whole new feeling. This feeling is called "The Need To Write On Newgrounds Feeling", yes, every word starts with a capital letter don't ask me why I didn't make that up!
It's all deep in your head, probably from your childhood. You must've played Dino Crises for Dreamcast when you were young, there was a raptor that scared the hell out of you and you said "Fucking raptor, you're an ego for eating my fucking friend just because you were hungry. I hate you Egoraptor". You might've forgotten about that now but it still is deep in your brain and telling you to dislike Egoraptor.
One time, not too long ago you made a flash about 2 people, racing down pipes and skating through cities. The backgrounds were very well drawn but this has nothing to do with the actual comment.
Rtil, since you are so wrong without even realizing it, I will get a bunch of people like my closest buddies TommyLM and Egoraptor and make AWESOME flashes to bash you. My flash will be called rtil not so AWESOME and it will be you saying "Hello, my name is Ryan Miller. My internet name is rtil.. that means really tortured in life.. that describes my real life situation very well but on the internet! On the internet I am a very respected person and I have a lot of friends.. but I don't have any real friends in real life.. would you.. would you like to be my real life buddy? PLEASE OH PLEASE I BEG YOU CALL ME!!". This flash will drain your will to live and you will get worse at school and stop drawing. You will eventually cut off your right hand out of depression. You won't turn emo because you will think you're something better than them. That's why you will cut off your hand instead of cutting your wrists.
You will join 4chan and Scientology. You will be thrown out of 4chan afterwards for joining Scientology. God is not on your side anymore, you will be very unlucky and the only shreds of happiness you can get cost 40$ for 5grams. You will start drinking and then you will eventually kill the person who's coming to get the rent for your apartment. You tell him you are broke but he won't listen, he threats to throw you out and you, under influences of drugs and alcohol, kill him. You take an apple and try to stab him with it, you try it so hard that it actually works. He died a painful dead.
You will soon afterwards realize what you did, you run out, into your car and drive. You will just drive, you don't know where to. A gas station? You stop and take a peak into the window. You see alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Still having the apple with you, you are deciding to rob the gas station. "Raise your hands fucker, I've got a fucking apple", you will say. "Give me some of this fucking booze n****r!" you add. "Please, I have family. Take what you want just don't stab me with the bloody apple, PLEASE!" the cashier says. You take a lot of alcohol and leave. On the way out, you put on a cigar you also stole. You drop the cigar and the alcohol, the alcohol catches on fire and you start to burn because you have absinthe spilled all over your clothes. You run to the petrol pump and try to put the fire out with petrol, you didn't think about how inflammable petrol is. You burn even more but not for long, the fire reaches into the petrol pump, under the ground and into the enormous petrol tank. The whole station blows up.
You cause a good 400,000$ of damage. Gorge Bush- who is still president by that time because if you don't change your way of acting, you will end up like that real soon- will blame it on terrorists and will go into active war with Afghanistan. That way, there will be no elections for 4 more years and America will still be run by George Bush, just because of your egoism.. egoism, as I said before, you are similar to ego, was I just talking about the name? Maybe, it's up to you to decide that!
Additional to the 400,000$ damage you caused, there will be about 2,000$ to clean up the place. Your guts are all over the place, it takes years to clean that up.
The person you took down with you, the cashier, had a family. His wife had cancer and couldn't work, now they will die a horrible death because of your ignorance.
The person who cleaned up your guts smelled so bad for weeks that his wife left him and he committed suicide.
You rtil, will cause a lot of trouble if you don't change your way of acting. Think about it. Take it to your heart. Do you really want this to happen?
ps. I just analyzed your psychology very precise. That will be 2,000$, thank you!
$2000
Why y'all gotta be hatin' on rtil? [/gangsta]
Edit: On a side note, I am now a sandwich
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nice ass
i just hit on you lOL
Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.
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I love you forever for this.
nice ass
i just hit on you lOL
Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.
oh great thank you now mrat will beat me up
whoopy, I meant try to beat me up
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I love you forever for this.
nice ass
i just hit on you lOL
Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.
oh great thank you now mrat will beat me up
whoopy, I meant try to beat me up
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I love you forever for this.
nice ass
i just hit on you lOL
Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.
oh great thank you now mrat will beat me up
whoopy, I meant try to beat me up
Oh snap.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUEEEEEEL!!
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$2000 is pretty pricey...
hahaha
funniest thing i've read in a long time
bravo
Quote from: rtilhahaha
funniest thing i've read in a long time
bravo
Ahaha, what the hell? XD
You're going to be the greatest psychologist there is.
Too bad it cost a lot. /sadface
Amazing.
thanks to you I shall donate 2 kidneys for the price of one.
brilliant