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You know normally im not an animal lover, ive always made fun of PETA, and KFC is one of my favorite places to eat. But this is really just cruel and going to far... someone should throw this guy off a cliff.
[LINK] (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2052)
I somehow get the feeling ive seen this before... but where?
*ponders*
STFU IDIOT
- The Grand Judges\\\' Office, a few days after the prison conference -
"I just don\\\'t see it, Quinton. I know you\\\'re my cousin and all, but why do you want to see this verdict overturned so badly?" asked the Judge.
"I just know somethings up." said Ports. "Did you listen to all of the tape I sent you?"
"Yes... how did you manage to sneak a tape recorder into that room anyway? Being the supreme law of the land, I have the right to punish you, but being your cousin..."
"Let\\\'s just talk about the case for now. I think... there\\\'s something behind all of this. Something much bigger than just a simpler murder. That\\\'s why Julio won\\\'t even talk to save his own hide."
"You know what I think? I think... I never should have invited you to that trial in the first place."
"Randolph! Listen to me, please. I can get this case overturned with your help-"
"And why would I want it overturned when I could be staying at home, taking a big shit and enjoying life?"
"Um. Because you put an innocent man in jail?"
"And that\\\'s what we all need to put beside us sometimes. You just need to remember what\\\'s more important. Other people\\\'s innocence, or that feeling when you spread your ass cheeks and spew out a big old nasty turd right in the middle of the toilet. Sometimes that turd hits the rim, and you have to clean it up, and sometimes that turd gives you an ulcer because you push too hard. But all in all, that turd is more important than some dumb fucking asshole whose pathetic existance is even more worthless now that he is behind bars, and nothing is going to change that. Catch my drift?
"Not exactly. But I\\\'ll leave you and your fecal matter to yourself."
And with that Quinton left the judges\\\' office, never to return.
GIVE ME A BREAK
GIVE ME A KIT KAT
i somehow got the feeling to go masturbate
*strokes dick*
This thread has turned really fucking shitty.
wheeeeeeee
Quote from: W.A.C.This thread has turned really fucking shitty.
wrong
Bonk