thebackalleys

Main => General => Topic started by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 02:25 PM

Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 02:25 PM
It's no secret that in the world there are people that are dicks, bastards, pricks and generally bad people. Terrorists, rapists, and other criminals are all dicks most of the time.
It's also no secret that members of this forum can be dicks at times, but why?

What makes people like this? Social background? Bullies? Lack of masculinity?

Explain
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: aokmaniac13 on March 6, 2008 02:54 PM
Human nature.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 02:59 PM
I can accept that, but if it's human nature why isn't everyone a raping terrorist?
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: zomfgbie on March 6, 2008 03:19 PM
You have to be more specific, you've dropped a snowflake in Texas here.

My first intuition on the whole subject though? Weakness and insecurity.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 03:27 PM
Hm, I'm not really sure how to be more specific because I'm not quite sure what I mean myself. Why are some people just bad?
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: ThunderCurls on March 6, 2008 03:33 PM
They are under the misconception that people think they are badass. I'd say that its the enviroment they were raised around that makes them this way.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: CoolDrMoney on March 6, 2008 05:25 PM
Id say you're gay!

Nah Im just kiddin! I actually really like Thundercurls all you new folks should earn from him!
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 6, 2008 05:27 PM
honky tonk
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: CoolDrMoney on March 6, 2008 05:32 PM
Hey I 5'vd you HLG. I wait anxiously for your five back.

-Sincerly
CoolDrMoney
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: Zee on March 6, 2008 05:46 PM
Maybe they were exposed to things they shouldn't be seeing when they were growing up? o:
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: f0d on March 6, 2008 06:29 PM
the best explanation  heard for why people are assholes is hormones

for men, its testosterone. the more testosterone you have, the more you want to fight or cause trouble or take stupid risks. just look at dumbfucks like roger clemens or barry bonds. they have so much excess testosterone being pumped out through their shrinking testicles, it makes them act like lying assholes even when they are under oath before congress

for women, its estrogen. not quite as extreme but we all know how bad PMS can be


also in nature being an asshole would let you survive more easily. in cavemen, the guy who was the biggest asshole got the most chicks and produced the most offspring. women would value the best fighters and strongest individuals as mates, they didnt give a shit about intelligence.

all this civilization has put humans in a situation where acting in a way that would help you survive in nature no longer makes sense. thAT is why people are assholes
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: psi43 on March 6, 2008 06:56 PM
I pretty much agree with f0d about the assholes survive more easily thing. People like you when you're an asshole for some reasons, that's why most bullies in school are so popular.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 07:52 PM
Quote from: f0dthe best explanation  heard for why people are assholes is hormones

for men, its testosterone. the more testosterone you have, the more you want to fight or cause trouble or take stupid risks. just look at dumbfucks like roger clemens or barry bonds. they have so much excess testosterone being pumped out through their shrinking testicles, it makes them act like lying assholes even when they are under oath before congress

for women, its estrogen. not quite as extreme but we all know how bad PMS can be


also in nature being an asshole would let you survive more easily. in cavemen, the guy who was the biggest asshole got the most chicks and produced the most offspring. women would value the best fighters and strongest individuals as mates, they didnt give a shit about intelligence.

all this civilization has put humans in a situation where acting in a way that would help you survive in nature no longer makes sense. thAT is why people are assholes

That makes a lot of sense actually, Thanks.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: wolf on March 6, 2008 08:30 PM
i have such a Lack of Masculinity that it causes me to act like a jerk on the forums and as such the Lack of Masculinity will never go away that is why in my spare time when im not beating up nerds and raping women i dump the excess of my Lack of Masculinity onto the internet
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 6, 2008 09:19 PM
Wolf O' Donnel I must know your true identity please tell me
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: anigen on March 6, 2008 09:25 PM
i dont think we'll ever know =(
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: Neoworms on March 6, 2008 09:27 PM
yum es der waz ditz gui un w0rmz ho wuz liek WTF DED UR CHEETN! an i wuz liek NO WTTZ U TLKN BOOT he wuz reel azzhul.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: aokmaniac13 on March 6, 2008 09:42 PM
Se habla ingles.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 10:09 PM
I love you all so so much.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on March 6, 2008 10:56 PM
Quote from: Neowormsyum es der waz ditz gui un w0rmz ho wuz liek WTF DED UR CHEETN! an i wuz liek NO WTTZ U TLKN BOOT he wuz reel azzhul.

"There was this guy on Worms who was like, "WTF dude, you're cheating!", and I was like, "No what's you talkin' 'bout?". He was a real asshole."
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 6, 2008 11:10 PM
Ah, Thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: mishkamash on March 7, 2008 12:55 AM
SHADOWFOX is our new wurmz translator
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: vinexist on March 7, 2008 01:38 AM
Someone should hire him full time, Rtil pay this man money now.
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: f0d on March 7, 2008 06:50 AM
Quote from: deadSTARThat makes a lot of sense actually, Thanks.
ehehehr im actually writing a script about it right now for my dark comedy writing class

this huge asshole prick goes on a rampage throughout the town doing a bunch of fucked up and racist shit, then he massacres all the men in a nightclub in greusome fashion. aftrwards every woman in the club has sex with him
Title: Why are some people complete dicks?
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 7, 2008 07:13 AM
people are animals. animals are stupid. end.