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Title: what u do 2 attract the women
Post by: zomfgbie on February 28, 2008 12:01 PM
anyone who says this topic is gay is gay themselves when you think about the bigger picture!!

anyway i get a lot of time off from the army now i passed my driving course so i find myself in clubs alot of weekends (if i dont shave that is)

i find all the cheesy crap off movies doesnt work at all. trying to be smooth, pick up lines, buying drinks. nah, crap dont work.

i find the easiest way is dancing. i hate dancing, but when youre very drunk as everyone else is and youre on the dancefloor girls are all over you. and im generally a quiet guy so id usually be sat in the corner drinking my pint on my own but if you liven up a bit i find everything is 10x easier.


so post how you try and get girls. or guys. or what generally seems to work for you. or tell me to fuck off and that this is a stupid thread. or post a mildly related image macro. s'all good.
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 28, 2008 04:24 PM
youre all fags
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Post by: W.A.C. on February 28, 2008 04:31 PM
You created this thread at 4AM. It's not like you can expect a bunch of responses 4 hours later.
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Post by: redmongoose on February 28, 2008 04:36 PM
When I was in vegas I walked up to this hottie and asked 'hey do you know what I could do to get rid of scar tissue?' and then when she asked why I lifted my shirt and showed off my bronzed six pakc pointing to the battle scar on my chest.  She walked me back to her hotel room big pimpin spendin Gs
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on February 28, 2008 04:37 PM
Quote from: FreekCok lets stop talking about how to find girls online thats a new low
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2008 04:40 PM
aliciia fimplestein
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Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on February 28, 2008 04:48 PM
Well hygiene and cologne's always a good start I guess...
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on February 28, 2008 05:36 PM
Well first I show up

and thats bout it yea dawg
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2008 06:28 PM
charlita goldheimer
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Post by: MRat on February 28, 2008 07:33 PM
I like to meet girls in malls. But really you just need to be confident and a good conversationalist.


If you want a girlfriend and a courtship, let her talk mostly, if you want a quick fuck, you do most of the talking. A guy who's really good at picking up girls doesn't even need to lie, he can make mundane boring shit sound interesting and exciting.

It's all about communication, you don't even need to be all that good looking if you can chat up a storm.
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2008 08:13 PM
fredrica thompson
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Post by: psi43 on February 28, 2008 08:48 PM
I whip my meat out and all the girlies come
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Post by: FG_SPace on February 28, 2008 08:55 PM
bring a friend. both get drunk find a girl who brought a friend. one of you takes one for the team and takes the ugly friend and the other one gets the hot one. then the next night switch.

Eiffel Towering girls is a great idea too if you can get them drunk
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Post by: Gerkinman on February 28, 2008 08:59 PM
I treat em like shit, girls love being treated like shit.
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Post by: billy on February 28, 2008 09:06 PM
once a hot girl flirted with me because I was wearing a Newgrounds tshirt
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Post by: topcatyo on February 28, 2008 09:06 PM
I just be myself, which is awesome.
Seriously, though, I used to be shy until last year I decided "Being shy is being a pussy, and I don't like pussies."  So I stopped being shy and now girls are just kinda attracted to me without me trying.
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Post by: billy on February 28, 2008 09:07 PM
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
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Post by: topcatyo on February 28, 2008 09:09 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
Hahaha, shit, walked right into that one
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Post by: billy on February 28, 2008 09:11 PM
Quote from: topcatyo
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
Hahaha, shit, walked right into that one

lol, just kidding, you're a cool dude

I'm still kind of shy but it doesn't matter because I've already met a very wonderful girl who thinks I'm the shit which is pretty much 90% of what I want in life.
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Post by: topcatyo on February 28, 2008 09:16 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyo
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
Hahaha, shit, walked right into that one

lol, just kidding, you're a cool dude

I'm still kind of shy but it doesn't matter because I've already met a very wonderful girl who thinks I'm the shit which is pretty much 90% of what I want in life.
Hahaha, s'alright

Kickass that you got a girl.
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Post by: Halcion on February 28, 2008 09:17 PM
If all else fails, my friend Rohypnol will help you.
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Post by: KingDavid on February 28, 2008 09:20 PM
i'm just myself - but i can have problems talking to girls
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 28, 2008 09:49 PM
johanna amsterdam
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 28, 2008 10:13 PM
No sé. Solía ser bastante tímido en torno a las niñas de un año o dos atrás y yo solo tipo de decidió que si me gusta una niña voy a hablar con ella y si tengo la impresión de que le gusta mi espalda, yo le invito a cabo. No me gusta a pesar de que muchas niñas, sin importar qué tan calientes que son. Realmente depende de si hay algún tipo de similitud entre yo y la niña. Si le gusta una banda que me gusta entonces me establecidos.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on February 28, 2008 10:22 PM
i poo in front of them
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Post by: trent bortknob on February 28, 2008 10:25 PM
QUE ES USTED BRUTO ESTúPIDO IDIOTA CULO TE ODIO PERRA FOLLANDO MUEREN EN UN AGUJERO DE MIERDA Y CULO AGUJERO
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Post by: monkeyscanfly on February 28, 2008 10:53 PM
Quote from: FreekCanyone who says this topic is gay is gay themselves when you think about the bigger picture!!

anyway i get a lot of time off from the army now i passed my driving course so i find myself in clubs alot of weekends (if i dont shave that is)

i find all the cheesy crap off movies doesnt work at all. trying to be smooth, pick up lines, buying drinks. nah, crap dont work.

i find the easiest way is dancing. i hate dancing, but when youre very drunk as everyone else is and youre on the dancefloor girls are all over you. and im generally a quiet guy so id usually be sat in the corner drinking my pint on my own but if you liven up a bit i find everything is 10x easier.


so post how you try and get girls. or guys. or what generally seems to work for you. or tell me to fuck off and that this is a stupid thread. or post a mildly related image macro. s'all good.

Are you in Army National Guard, Army, or  army OCS? o.O
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Post by: Halcion on February 28, 2008 11:21 PM
Quote from: Zekeyi poo in front of them
so your into japanese girls
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Post by: sQueef on February 28, 2008 11:26 PM
Honestly I already lost my virginity and my lifes goal was to have secks before I turned 18 so yeah. (not bragging but just saying I'm happy at least )

I would like very much to have another girlfriend though, it's been far too long since this computer tower here took over my life
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Post by: MRat on February 28, 2008 11:29 PM
My last steady girlfriend was at 15. 3 fecking years. Luckily short spurts of flingy romance aren't too hard to find.


Still, companionship, when not with a psycho, is nice.
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Post by: Neoworms on February 29, 2008 11:39 AM
i shou em mai mat w0rms skilze
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 29, 2008 02:01 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyAre you in Army National Guard, Army, or  army OCS? o.O

royal armoured corps. im british

anyway i made this thread cause i had a date last night. which involved drinking vodka and watching family guy whilst my mum was out (im 17, and have no need for my own place yet)

i dont wanna sound like a fag but i dont know how it went :|
she stayed over and everything but i got too drunk and we never really connected. oh well, im useless. live and learn

also im not just saying this so i can go "omg i got laid guyz!!" cause i have nothing to gain from showing off over the internet to a bunch of guys i will never meet in real life.

anyway looks like ill have to find another victim
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Post by: sQueef on February 29, 2008 02:14 PM
FreekC makes good points. He's intelligent. I like Freeksea. Freeksy. There are endless possibilities...
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Post by: Thor on February 29, 2008 03:17 PM
I use the mystery method :goggles: :furhat:
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Post by: redmongoose on February 29, 2008 04:39 PM
Quote from: HalcionRohypnol

lol
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Post by: Crabarms on February 29, 2008 04:45 PM
C16H12FN3O3
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Post by: redmongoose on February 29, 2008 04:48 PM
crabarms what the heck is that
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 29, 2008 04:49 PM
buttalleys
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Post by: Crabarms on February 29, 2008 04:51 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEcrabarms what the heck is that
oh its the chemical for a date rape drug
I was joking though
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Post by: redmongoose on February 29, 2008 05:00 PM
rofl

i mean rape is no laughing matter!
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 29, 2008 05:11 PM
Quote from: SqueefHonestly I already lost my virginity and my lifes goal was to have secks before I turned 18 so yeah. (not bragging but just saying I'm happy at least )

I would like very much to have another girlfriend though, it's been far too long since this computer tower here took over my life

i lost mine at 15 but it was dumb and i regret it. im not so naive now i want a descent relationship theyre just so hard to hold down.

and the computer took over my life when i was 9, when i started playing red alert 2 online.
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Post by: psi43 on February 29, 2008 05:25 PM
Quote from: Neowormsi shou em mai mat w0rms skilze

lmfao
I do exactly the same thing!
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Post by: zomfgbie on February 29, 2008 05:39 PM
i still need to get worms armageddon online
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Post by: Halcion on February 29, 2008 05:42 PM
Quote from: crabarmsC16H12FN3O3
didnt i mention rohypnol already?
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Post by: redmongoose on February 29, 2008 05:46 PM
who is this rohypnol guy? he sounds like a master pick up artist
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Post by: mishkamash on February 29, 2008 05:47 PM
i tell them to get on
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Post by: Halcion on February 29, 2008 05:54 PM
Rohypnol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohypnol) lurks in pubs and clubs and often pays for the taxi ride to the girls home, for something in return
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 29, 2008 07:46 PM
sylvia slutcarcass
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Post by: f0d on March 1, 2008 05:03 AM
im no good at it lmao i met the current girl im dating online

shit i gtg go over to her place rite now bye
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Post by: anigen on March 1, 2008 05:10 AM
i go on sheezyart and pick one of my opposite-sex friends at random and then we're an item pow
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Post by: vinexist on March 1, 2008 05:34 AM
Be as geeky and as dorky as you can, Never fails. Ever.
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Post by: wolf on March 1, 2008 10:09 AM
i fuck them against the wall
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Post by: vinexist on March 1, 2008 10:36 AM
No you dont.
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Post by: psi43 on March 1, 2008 03:35 PM
Quote from: deadSTARNo you dont.


Trust me, he does.
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Post by: mishkamash on March 1, 2008 03:37 PM
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: deadSTARNo you dont.


Trust me, he does.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT, MS.NICOLE????
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Post by: rtil on March 1, 2008 05:13 PM
hahaha
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Post by: vinexist on March 1, 2008 07:49 PM
Well...I wont be sleeping tonight, That mental image just broke me.
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Post by: f0d on March 1, 2008 09:45 PM
Quote from: MiroI just be there friend.
IT either works or it doesn't

but the end result is you look better to girls then the average beast guy anyway
from my experience being friends with them has NEVER worked

u have to be upfront at some point
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Post by: GRINACE on March 2, 2008 03:08 AM
^
I agree.
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Post by: rtil on March 2, 2008 08:06 AM
i rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me
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Post by: Crabarms on March 2, 2008 09:20 AM
I hope none of its plugged in.
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Post by: billy on March 2, 2008 09:24 AM
Quote from: rtili rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me

god damn
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Post by: Gerkinman on March 2, 2008 10:09 AM
thats nuthin, i take off my shirt and unscramble eggs >=(
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Post by: mishkamash on March 2, 2008 02:59 PM
Quote from: Gerkinmanthats nuthin, i take off my shirt and cook 5 lbs of bacon >=(
fixed
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Post by: bcube on March 2, 2008 04:05 PM
Quotei rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me

RTIL MAD!!!!! RTIL SMASH!!! RTIL LOOK GOOD FOR GIRLS!!!


No but seriously, if I ever see some guy do that I'm calling the police. That's inhuman.
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Post by: vinexist on March 2, 2008 04:09 PM
Be attractive.
Ugly people dont get women, End of.
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Post by: mishkamash on March 2, 2008 04:12 PM
Quote from: deadSTARBe attractive.
Ugly people dont get women, End of.
o then i'm screwed =(
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Post by: psi43 on March 2, 2008 04:29 PM
Quote from: rtili rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me


So it was you who fucking bent my helicopter. Assole.
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Post by: zomfgbie on March 2, 2008 05:01 PM
Quote from: deadSTARBe attractive.
Ugly people dont get women, End of.
oh, thanks, youre such a team player.
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Post by: bcube on March 2, 2008 05:06 PM
QuoteBe attractive.
Ugly people dont get women, End of.

He does have a point there though
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Post by: Halcion on March 2, 2008 05:30 PM
Quote from: rtili rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me
a combination of bender and hulk hogan, why didnt i think of that.
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Post by: bcube on March 2, 2008 05:31 PM
Quote from: Halcion
Quote from: rtili rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me
a combination of bender and hulk hogan, why didnt i think of that.

The women will fall for him. and fast.

( cept for me, hahah )
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